History Main / GratedSex

* ''Baldies'' was an RTS game where you built armies of fat, bald men. They reproduced by bouncing on a bed.

* In the artificial life simulator ''Darwin Pond'', swimmers are ready to mate when their beak [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything gets long and thick]], with a blob on the end indicating what colors they are looking for in a mate. If the resultant merry chase is successful, the pursuer touches the pursuee with is beak, causing a baby swimmer combining features from both parents to appear at the point of contact and rapidly grow to adult size. Compared to some examples on this page, this is practically critter porn.

* The old NES game ''Golgo 13: Top Secret Episode'' had a few parts in the first act, and one later on, where your character visits ladies staying overnight at the local hotel and… well… the only real indication they're getting down and dirty is a third person peeping into the room window. You and lady embrace, lights in room dim down to black, and health is restored.
* ''VideoGame/StoryOfSeasons'':
** In most games, the player simply has to keep their spouse's [[RelationshipValues Heart Meter]] maxed out for a specified length of time (usually 60 days after marriage, not necessarily consecutive) to result in pregnancy. Even when the female involved is the player's character. (''A Wonderful Life'' doesn't even go that far. Once you get married, the story jumps ahead three years, and you've already got a kid.)
** The spinoff, ''VideoGame/RuneFactory'' takes this trope and runs with it. Once you're married for 150 days--you'll wake up and your wife is holding a baby. No time skip, no "You're Pregnant" cutscene, just "Boom. Baby."
** ''VideoGame/RuneFactory2'' has a baby born after just 15 days. This is probably because the first generation is pretty much "level up, make babies and get onto the second generation" time.
** In ''VideoGame/HarvestMoonAnimalParade'', you're actually asked if you want kids. In other words, you plan to have kids. Your spouse actually makes remarks about "having your work cut out for you".
** ''VideoGame/HarvestMoonMagicalMelody'': You can only have a baby if you keep up the Heart Meter, but one of the requirements to be married is having a double bed in the house. If you try to [[SleepingSingle put in a single bed after the wedding]], your spouse says something like "We ''are'' married, after all". You get one {{cutscene}} in which you find out that you're pregnant and one in which you have the baby (with all of your clothes on… [[FridgeLogic somehow]]). Interestingly, if you're playing as a female character, you lose health a little more quickly while pregnant.
** There is also the Miracle Potion, also known as the "Ushi no Tane"[[labelnote:*]]"Cow's seed"[[/labelnote]] in Japanese and "Cow Seed" in ''VideoGame/DoraemonStoryOfSeasons'', which gets your animals pregnant. ''A Wonderful Life'', for some reason, still keeps up the pretense of the Miracle Potion in the English version, despite the fact that a bull (either your own or on loan from elsewhere) is required for it to work. The cutscene that comes with using the potion, while it doesn't show what happens, ''does'' show both cow and bull looking ''very happy'' once it's over.
** Strangely, in most ''Story of Seasons'' games, hens' eggs can hatch even when there are no male chickens around.

* In ''My Tribe'', two of your villagers walking into a hut with the status message "calling the stork". A few seconds later--a baby toddles out.

* In the UsefulNotes/{{iOS game|s}} ''Pixel People'', every few minutes a heart will appear over a house or other residential building. Selecting the building and holding down on the heart causes it to grow bigger and pop with a suggestive message like "WOO HOO" or "SWOON". Collect ten hearts and a stork brings a random bonus such as gold.

* In ''[=SimLife=]'', mating between creatures is indicated by a sexy female voice going "ooh-la-la".

* Chao in the ''[[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog Sonic Adventure]]'' series indicate their fertility by sitting in a circle of flowers. They do a HappyDance to some music, then a Chao egg pops into existence between them.

* The game ''Unholy Heights'' has monsters that are close to each other show their love by "engaging in pillow talk" (you can't see anything other than the description). Sometimes a baby comes from it.

* ''Series/TheMuppetShow''
** The {{pilot}} "Sex & Violence" satirised the concern about increasing sex and violence on television by Muppetising it. For instance, Muppet sex consisted of two Muppets running at each other full pelt, [[MadeOfExplodium colliding with an explosion]], and babies raining everywhere like fallout.
** The explosive breeding made it into the regular show as a Koozebanian mating ritual (the "Galley-o-hoop-hoop").

* ''Film/{{Gremlins}}'' had mogwai and gremlins reproduce by… er… splashing or immersing them in water. Fun Fact: Mogwai come from Chinese lore. They were said to be gremlin-like creatures that inflict harm on people and breed during the rainy seasons.

* In one episode of ''Series/BabylonFive'', Commander Susan Ivanova is expected to have sex with an alien ambassador. While Dr. Franklin suggests "You could put a bag over his head and [[LieBackAndThinkOfEngland do it for Babylon 5]]," Ivanova instead gets out of having to do anything {{squick}}y by offering to doing it "[[BlatantLies Human Style]]." HilarityEnsues.
* ''Franchise/StarTrek'': All a member of the Q Continuum needs to do is touch fingers and allow them to merge briefly for conception to occur. Lampshaded by Captain Janeway when she asked: "That was it?" That's not even what they really have to do, [[AFormYouAreComfortableWith since their human form is just a concession to the species they happen to be with at the time]]. Whatever is actually going on to create a new Q is beyond most beings' comprehension.
* In an episode of ''Series/StarTrekEnterprise'', [[MisterSeahorse Trip Tucker accidentally becomes pregnant]] by an alien woman, just via the help of some GreenRocks they buried their hands in.

* ''VideoGame/{{Seaman}}'' has an odd way of mating: when there are two Podfish Seamen in the tank, the unnamed Podfish will eventually grow legs, then latch onto the main Podfish's back while the two's head tendrils lock and… ''something'' pours from the "male" Podfish's tendril into the "female"'s. Afterwards, the "male" Podfish [[DeathBySex dies]].

[[caption-width-right:342:This seems to be how cutebolds (think they) reproduce. (Also, the cutebold imagining this is [[ADateWithRosiePalms rubbing his own nose]], while the dragonborn lady watches in confusion.)]]

* ''Film/Godzilla2014'': Via BizarreAlienReproduction. The [=MUTOs=] [[PetTheDog rub snouts with each other when they meet]]. The female's eggs are shown to be fertilized after. Confirming this, the footage was shown in the sequel "with the genitals blurred out" implies that the pair was engaging in coitus.

* ''Film/Godzilla2014'': Via BizarreAlienReproduction. The [[=MUTOs=]] [[PetTheDog rub snouts with each other when they meet]]. The female's eggs are shown to be fertilized after. Confirming this, the footage was shown in the sequel "with the genitals blurred out" implies that the pair was engaging in coitus.

* ''Film/Godzilla2014'': Via BizarreAlienReproduction. The MUTOs [[PetTheDog rub snouts with each other when they meet]]. The female's eggs are shown to be fertilized after. Confirming this, the footage was shown in the sequel "with the genitals blurred out" implies that the pair was engaging in coitus.

* ''Film/WhoFramedRogerRabbit'': Roger reacts to Jessica "playing patty-cake" with Marvin Acme as if she were having an affair. The DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything dialogue and sounds fill in the rest. Of course, then you see the photographs and discover that they were ''literally'' playing patty-cake.

* ''Film/WhoFramedRogerRabbit'': Roger reacts to Jessica playing "patty-cake" with Marvin Acme as if she were having an affair. The DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything dialogue and sounds fill in the rest. Of course, then you see the photographs and discover that they were ''literally'' playing patty-cake and that it turns out this ''is'' the toon equivalent of sex. (Though, going by Herman's comments about having a [[NotGrowingUpSucks "fifty-year-old lust and a three-year-old dinky"]], they ''can'' do it the normal way.)

** "We Need to Talk" is a WholeEpisodeFlashback to when Steven's parents first started dating, and generally makes it obvious they're having sex, especially [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMALmnNGWcI their duet]] where Rose talks about how "fun" Greg is.

** In "Joking Victim", Sadie mentions she got a video game for Lars, they played together, and she spent the entire night with him. When Steven says it must have been a good game, Sadie's hesitant agreement [[DidTheyOrDidntThey implies they didn't spend most of that night playing video games]]. Later, Sadie [[AmIJustAToyToYou angrily asks Lars if that time together meant anything to him]], but refers to it as "That night we played video games", and it's ambiguous if her wording was [[NotInFrontOfTheKid for Steven's sake]] or the audience's.

** In "Insane Clown Poppy", Krusty recalls meeting a beautiful female soldier at a USO show during UsefulNotes/TheGulfWar. He persuades her to sleep with him, and they go offscreen. Cut to a view of [[BlackComedy the oil fields burning down like candles]].

* ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb'' had a very sneaky one in "Isabella and the Temple of Sap". In Isabella's daydream, Phineas transforms into a centaur and allows Isabella to ride him. Any girl who's ever ridden a horse knows how this is supposed to feel. Not to mention when she talks in that scene she sounds like she's in ecstasy, but that just might be because it's Phineas.

* In the ''WesternAnimation/SonicTheHedgehogSatAM'' episode "Hooked on Sonics", [[OfficialCouple Sonic and Sally]] share their [[TheBigDamnKiss first onscreen mouth-to-mouth kiss]]. During the scene, it's quite clear that Sonic is using his tongue, and he holds Sally directly against his chest as they both start [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything moving together in rhythm for a few seconds]]. [[https://youtu.be/JubzKEniPBE?t=24 Here is the scene in question]].

* In the ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'' episode "Kif Gets Knocked Up A Notch", it's revealed that Kif's species can become pregnant by any direct skin-to-skin contact while they're experiencing deep feelings of love, even with species from entire other planets. Which, as Kif observes when [[MisterSeahorse he accidentally becomes pregnant]], puts a whole new spin on the saying "No glove, no love."

** Terra's parents in ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVI'' do a sparkly dance and create a baby when those sparkles fuse together. This was (hopefully) meant as a metaphor, not to be taken literally. Then again, some espers have BizarreAlienBiology; who's to say, really, what those 16-bit sprites are doing when off-screen? (That being said, Madeline is lucky that she was with vaguely-humanoid Maduin and not, say, [[HotSkittyOnWailordAction Bismarck the freaking]] ''[[HotSkittyOnWailordAction whale]]'')

** Creator/StevenMoffat has stated that the mind-melding as seen in the ''Series/DoctorWho'' episode "The Girl in the Fireplace" is definitely mind sex. Which makes his later mind melds with Donna and the Master rather interesting in retrospect… the Master, in his typical way, forces the contact on him, too--after some OrgasmicCombat, of course. [[FridgeHorror Even creepier]], the [[Creator/JonPertwee Third]] and [[Creator/PatrickTroughton Second]] Doctors [[ScrewYourself mind-melded]].
** Double WordOfGod from both 2005-2010 producer Russell T Davies and his successor Moffat confirms that the use of term "dance" in the episodes "The Doctor Dances" and "The Girl in the Fireplace" is a euphemism for sex. Which gives the scene in "The Doctor Dances" in which the Doctor actually dances with Rose Tyler ''after'' the establishment of said euphemism a different connotation.
** The scene in "The Romans" where both Ian and Barbara are alone, slightly drunk, and Barbara makes Ian sit down for her and tenderly combs his hair.

* ''Film/TheLastJedi'' has a moment where [[spoiler: Rey and Kylo Ren]] touch hands [[spoiler: via their [[PsychicLink Force bond]]]]. It's shot rather like a love scene, with dimmed lighting, extreme close-ups of their hands touching, a focus on their facial reactions, etc. And to cap it all off [[spoiler: Luke Skywalker]] bursts in and reacts in a manner some viewers found reminiscent of [[ParentsWalkInAtTheWorstTime an overprotective parent walking in on some hanky-panky]] (leading to the 'Cockblock [[spoiler: Luke]]' [[MemeticMutation meme]], among others). The [[WordOfGod director]] also outright stated [[http://www.digitalspy.com/movies/star-wars/news/a852380/last-jedi-rian-johnson-rey-kylo-ren-hand-touching-star-wars-sex-scene/ it's probably the closest thing]] [[https://www.cinemablend.com/news/2387752/that-scene-where-kylo-ren-and-rey-touch-is-as-close-as-were-gonna-get-to-a-star-wars-sex-scene we'll get to a sex scene]] in ''Star Wars''.

** There is a G-rated ''brothel'', run by a reformed [[SuccubiAndIncubi succubus, but there's no sex going on in there in ''any'' form... It's called the Brothel for Slaking ''Intellectual'' Lusts for a reason. Nice place to go if you want to, say, [[PlatonicProstitution play chess or debate politics with someone]], but the closest physical contact you'll be getting in there is being slapped by entering the 'abuse' room.

* ''VideoGame/PlanescapeTorment'' has a G-rated ''brothel'', run by a reformed [[HornyDevils succubus]].
** It's not like there's any sex going on in there in ''any'' form… It's called the Brothel for Slaking ''Intellectual'' Lusts for a reason. Nice place to go if you want to, say, [[PlatonicProstitution play chess or debate politics with someone]], but the closest physical contact you'll be getting in there is being slapped by entering the 'abuse' room.

* Apparently, it is commonly believed in India that peacocks are asexual and the female "gets pregnant" by drinking the male's tears. This belief is not only incorrect but ironic because the birds are actually quite promiscuous. The entire reason the male bird fans his feathers is because he's trying to attract mates.

** At one point in ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVIIRemake'', Cloud is given the choice between three price tiers of different qualities for a private... hand massage. Each ensuing cutscene has him grunting and moaning as his hand gets massaged, and afterwards Aerith notes that he's visibly dazed. Bonus points for the "luxury" tier, when the sensual undertones are most prominent.

* ''VideoGame/StoryOfSeasons''

* The satirical ''[[http://envyskort.deviantart.com/gallery/#Watchmen-Stuff G-Rated Watchmen]]'' comic, spoofing the WhatDoYouMeanItsNotForKids controversy of the ''Film/{{Watchmen}}'' movie, uses many bizarre and downright silly metaphors for sex. These include [[LighterAndSofter reading bedtime stories, pillow fights]], and even one of the [[NearRapeExperience more disturbing scenes]] is portrayed by having The Comedian attempting to eat cookie dough.

[[caption-width-right:342:This seems to be how cutebolds (think they) reproduce. (Also, the cutebold imagining this is [[ADateWithRosiePalms rubbing his own nose]]).]]

* ''[[Film/Birdemic Birdemic]]'' has a sex scene between Nathalie and Rod...with ''full clothes on.''