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* ''Film/XMenApocalypse'': While talking to Hank, Charles' subconscious can't hide his lust for Moira when he's supposed to be concerned about an unusual energy surge in Cairo.
-->'''Xavier''': I'm going to check her out--check out the situation.
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* Parodied in one episode of ''Radio/TheInfiniteMonkeyCage'', in which psychologist Richard Wiseman says Freud's theories are completely untestical.
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->''One of my patients had a rather amusing Freudian slip: he was having dinner with his wife, and he meant to say "pass the salt", but instead he said "You've ruined my life, you blood-sucking shrew".''

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->''One ->''"One of my patients had a rather amusing Freudian slip: he was having dinner with his wife, and he meant to say "pass the salt", but instead he said "You've ruined my life, you blood-sucking shrew".''shrew.' "''



--> '''Salesgirl''': So the Nike Free 5.0 is incredibly lightweight, as you can see, and very flexible; it's specifically designed to help your foot move more naked--NATURAL. Naturally. Mm hmm.

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--> '''Salesgirl''': '''Salesgirl:''' So the Nike Free 5.0 is incredibly lightweight, as you can see, and very flexible; it's specifically designed to help your foot move more naked--NATURAL. Naturally. Mm hmm.



-->'''Mugi:''' "Nodoka-chan is so mature…"\\
'''Mio:''' "She's really like… mommy…"\\
'''Mugi:''' "Mommy?"\\
'''Mio:''' "I mean mother!! A motherly figure!!"

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-->'''Mugi:''' "Nodoka-chan Nodoka-chan is so mature…"\\
mature…\\
'''Mio:''' "She's She's really like… mommy…"\\
mommy…\\
'''Mugi:''' "Mommy?"\\
Mommy?\\
'''Mio:''' "I I mean mother!! A motherly figure!!"figure!!



-->'''Miura''': Let's crash and burn! ''Let's do this!''\\
'''Takagi''': I don't think "crash and burn" was the right phrase there…\\
'''Miura''': Oops, you're right, Freudian slip.

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-->'''Miura''': -->'''Miura:''' Let's crash and burn! ''Let's do this!''\\
'''Takagi''': '''Takagi:''' I don't think "crash and burn" was the right phrase there…\\
'''Miura''': '''Miura:''' Oops, you're right, Freudian slip.



-->''James'': *thinking about [[FemmeFatale Lisa]] inviting them into a meeting* Unless she’s planning on [[HurricaneOfEuphemisms screwing us. Over. Screwing us over, we’ll be seeing her face whether or not we show her ours]].

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-->''James'': *thinking -->'''James:''' ''[thinking about [[FemmeFatale Lisa]] inviting them into a meeting* meeting]'' Unless she’s planning on [[HurricaneOfEuphemisms screwing us. Over. Screwing us over, we’ll be seeing her face whether or not we show her ours]].



--->'''Asuka''': I don't know what we're doing today, but for now you are getting a shower. I don't care how good you smell, you still need to be clean before we go out for anything. I'm getting dressed.\\
'''Shinji''': Okay, I'll…wait, what did you just say?\\
'''Asuka''': Um. Nothing.\\
'''Shinji''': You think I smell good?

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--->'''Asuka''': --->'''Asuka:''' I don't know what we're doing today, but for now you are getting a shower. I don't care how good you smell, you still need to be clean before we go out for anything. I'm getting dressed.\\
'''Shinji''': '''Shinji:''' Okay, I'll…wait, I'll… wait, what did you just say?\\
'''Asuka''': '''Asuka:''' Um. Nothing.\\
'''Shinji''': '''Shinji:''' You think I smell good?



--->Asuka: Damn it, Third, don’t you backslide now, not after last night. Yesterday may have been the ‘best day of your life’, but it wasn’t that bed… I mean bad for me, either.

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--->Asuka: Damn --->'''Asuka:''' ''Damn it, Third, don’t you backslide now, not after last night. Yesterday may have been the ‘best day of your life’, but it wasn’t that bed… I mean bad for me, either.''



-->'''Jessika''': What about this new guy? Shinji?\\
'''Asuka''': He’s the worst of them! He’s reckless… And can’t even do what he is told… I told him to call as soon as he got to Nevada. And that was this morning!\\
'''Jessika'''(thinking): Boyfriend: Found.\\
'''Asuka''': Ungrateful idiot Shinji… I’m gracious enough to worry about him and he doesn’t even notice! I hope he doesn’t expect me keep the house clean while he’s gone!\\
'''Jessika''': Whoa Whoa Whoa! You’re staying in this “idiot’s” home?\\
'''Asuka''': Well, yeah… It’s bigger than my apartment. And it’s got a more comfortable bed.\\
'''Jessika''' (thinking): Aaaand she’s sleeping in his bed.

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-->'''Jessika''': -->'''Jessika:''' What about this new guy? Shinji?\\
'''Asuka''': '''Asuka:''' He’s the worst of them! He’s reckless… And can’t even do what he is told… I told him to call as soon as he got to Nevada. And that was this morning!\\
'''Jessika'''(thinking): '''Jessika:''' ''[thinking] Boyfriend: Found.\\
'''Asuka''':
''\\
'''Asuka:'''
Ungrateful idiot Shinji… I’m gracious enough to worry about him and he doesn’t even notice! I hope he doesn’t expect me keep the house clean while he’s gone!\\
'''Jessika''': '''Jessika:''' Whoa Whoa Whoa! You’re staying in this “idiot’s” home?\\
'''Asuka''': '''Asuka:''' Well, yeah… It’s bigger than my apartment. And it’s got a more comfortable bed.\\
'''Jessika''' (thinking): '''Jessika:''' ''[thinking] Aaaand she’s sleeping in his bed.''



-->'''Asuka''': Were they so afraid of being left on the shelf that they actually thought marriage was something good? Well, they were free to switch places with her!\\

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-->'''Asuka''': -->'''Asuka:''' Were they so afraid of being left on the shelf that they actually thought marriage was something good? Well, they were free to switch places with her!\\



"Good, I- hey, wait!"\\

to:

"Good, I- I-- hey, wait!"\\



-->"This whole thing... this whole mess... Keel and his merry men were pushing me about Shinji. Wanted to know how I felt about him, what I thought about him. They were asking me more about him than about me - really pushing it. I mean Misato, I don't even know what I feel about Shinji - if anything" she hastened to add.

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-->"This whole thing... this whole mess... Keel and his merry men were pushing me about Shinji. Wanted to know how I felt about him, what I thought about him. They were asking me more about him than about me - really me--really pushing it. I mean Misato, I don't even know what I feel about Shinji - if anything" Shinji--if anything," she hastened to add.



-->'''Asuka''': I'll tell him whatever I dam well please! You just want him for his looks!\\
'''Misato''': Oh! So you admit he's handsome!"\\
'''Asuka''': I… I did not! You just have a thing for pretty-boys!\\
'''Misato''': So he's pretty, huh?\\
'''Shinji''': I'm pretty?\\
'''Asuka''': Shut up! Both of you! Just… just watch the damn movie! Misato, go get us some food, we're starving!
* In ''Naruto:Asunder'', Naruto keeps telling Hinata that he's okay with her being his roommate. When she says she doesn't want to impose Naruto answers with "I won't let you leave!". He doesn't catch on however.

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-->'''Asuka''': -->'''Asuka:''' I'll tell him whatever I dam well please! You just want him for his looks!\\
'''Misato''': '''Misato:''' Oh! So you admit he's handsome!"\\
'''Asuka''':
handsome!\\
'''Asuka:'''
I… I did not! You just have a thing for pretty-boys!\\
'''Misato''': '''Misato:''' So he's pretty, huh?\\
'''Shinji''': '''Shinji:''' I'm pretty?\\
'''Asuka''': '''Asuka:''' Shut up! Both of you! Just… just watch the damn movie! Misato, go get us some food, we're starving!
* In ''Naruto:Asunder'', Naruto keeps telling Hinata that he's okay with her being his roommate. When she says she doesn't want to impose Naruto answers with "I won't let you leave!". leave!" He doesn't catch on on, however.



-->"Oh… well, it's just a little something that rises… I mean, raises this smurf's interest in you, Smurfette."
-->"Uh, of course not, Smurfette. This smurf would never insert myself into you… I mean, insert you into this smurf's dreams like that to… uh, do anything to you… that is, uh, of that kind of nature."
-->"We're trained to have our thoughts free of anything that would be distracting. This smurf was very sex full… I mean, successful at it before returning home for you… uh, for good."

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-->"Oh… -->'''Empath:''' Oh… well, it's just a little something that rises… I mean, raises this smurf's interest in you, Smurfette."
-->"Uh,
\\
Uh,
of course not, Smurfette. This smurf would never insert myself into you… I mean, insert you into this smurf's dreams like that to… uh, do anything to you… that is, uh, of that kind of nature."
-->"We're
\\
We're
trained to have our thoughts free of anything that would be distracting. This smurf was very sex full… I mean, successful at it before returning home for you… uh, for good."



-->"You're smurfing out to be a pretty girl fighter… I mean a pretty good fighter, Smurfette."

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-->"You're --->'''Hefty:''' You're smurfing out to be a pretty girl fighter… I mean a pretty good fighter, Smurfette."



-->"And you can call me anytime, Smurfette. I mean, you can call me Handy."

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-->"And --->'''Handy:''' And you can call me anytime, Smurfette. I mean, you can call me Handy."



* The very title of [[Creator/DetsniyOffSkiword Profesor Layton Vs Jack The Raper]], which is clearly meant to be referring to UsefulNotes/JackTheRipper.

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* The very title of [[Creator/DetsniyOffSkiword Profesor Professor Layton Vs Jack The Raper]], which is clearly meant to be referring to UsefulNotes/JackTheRipper.



--> ''Captain Amelia:'' Actually, doctor, your astronomical advice was most helpful.
--> ''Doctor Doppler:'' Well, thank you. Thank you very much. Well, I have a lot to offer anatomically… amamomically! …as… astronomically. (facepalm)
* A GettingCrapPastTheRadar example in ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory2''

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--> ''Captain Amelia:'' -->'''Captain Amelia:''' Actually, doctor, your astronomical advice was most helpful.
--> ''Doctor Doppler:''
helpful.\\
'''Doctor Doppler:'''
Well, thank you. Thank you very much. Well, I have a lot to offer anatomically… amamomically! …as… astronomically. (facepalm)
''[facepalm]''
* A GettingCrapPastTheRadar example in ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory2''''WesternAnimation/ToyStory2'':



* Used in a [[VisualPun literal sense]] in ''WesternAnimation/{{Anastasia}}'' when Sugmund Freud, singing along with "Paris Holds the Key," slips on a banana.



--->'''Agent Smecker:''' Well. [[FreudWasRight Freud was right.]] So you think they came for the fag man, eh?

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--->'''Agent -->'''Agent Smecker:''' Well. [[FreudWasRight Freud was right.]] So you think they came for the fag man, eh?



'''Alvy:''' (to audience) She said, "Will it change my wife?" You heard that, because you were there. So I'm not crazy.

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'''Alvy:''' (to audience) ''[to audience]'' She said, "Will it change my wife?" You heard that, because you were there. So I'm not crazy.



* In Film/{{Transformers}}, Sam has minor FreudianSlip that would make any girl inch away, when offering to drive Michaela home:

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* In Film/{{Transformers}}, ''Film/{{Transformers}}'', Sam has a minor FreudianSlip Freudian slip that would make any girl inch away, when offering to drive Michaela home:



-->'''Schaefer''': You really love your father, don't you?\\
'''Kropotkin''': Love? That's hardly the word. He's a giant, a colossus! He's Peter the Great! He's Ivan the Terrible! You have to see him to believe him! And, you probably ''will'' see him!\\
'''Schaefer''': Sort of a "super-dad", right?\\
'''Kropotkin''': Yeah, that's right!\\
'''Schaefer''': You hate him, don't you?\\
'''Kropotkin''': Yeah, I hate him… ''no'', I ''love'' him!\\
'''Schaefer''': Freudian slip. You have said aloud, for probably the first time in your life, that you hate your father.

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-->'''Schaefer''': -->'''Schaefer:''' You really love your father, don't you?\\
'''Kropotkin''': '''Kropotkin:''' Love? That's hardly the word. He's a giant, a colossus! He's Peter the Great! He's Ivan the Terrible! You have to see him to believe him! And, you probably ''will'' see him!\\
'''Schaefer''': '''Schaefer:''' Sort of a "super-dad", right?\\
'''Kropotkin''': '''Kropotkin:''' Yeah, that's right!\\
'''Schaefer''': '''Schaefer:''' You hate him, don't you?\\
'''Kropotkin''': '''Kropotkin:''' Yeah, I hate him… ''no'', I ''love'' him!\\
'''Schaefer''': '''Schaefer:''' Freudian slip. You have said aloud, for probably the first time in your life, that you hate your father.



-->'''Norman''': You know, I heard the phrase 'eats like a bird' is actually a fa- fal- f- uh, [[PerfectlyCromulentWord falsity]].

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-->'''Norman''': -->'''Norman:''' You know, I heard the phrase 'eats like a bird' is actually a fa- fal- f- fa-- fal-- f-- uh, [[PerfectlyCromulentWord falsity]].



-->'''Katz''': I was having dinner with my father one night when I had a classic Freudian Slip. I meant to say "please pass the salt" and is came out "you prick, you ruined my childhood!"

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-->'''Katz''': -->'''Katz:''' I was having dinner with my father one night when I had a classic Freudian Slip. I meant to say "please pass the salt" and is came out "you prick, you ruined my childhood!"



* Genghis Khan commits a rather heartwarming slip in ''[[{{Conqueror}} Lords of the Bow]]''; talking about the expansion of the Mongol nation, he pointedly tells Jochi that it could all be taken away from him by an annoying son who doesn't know when to shut up. Jochi notes that this is the first time Genghis has acknowledged him as his son.

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* Genghis Khan commits a rather heartwarming slip in ''[[{{Conqueror}} ''[[Literature/{{Conqueror}} Lords of the Bow]]''; talking about the expansion of the Mongol nation, he pointedly tells Jochi that it could all be taken away from him by an annoying son who doesn't know when to shut up. Jochi notes that this is the first time Genghis has acknowledged him as his son.



--->'''Bob:''' I was just doing the breast job I co- best, best! The best job I could!

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--->'''Bob:''' I was just doing the breast job I co- co-- best, best! The best job I could!



--->'''Murphy:''' Thanks for taking care of my pants. Er, plants, plants!" Harry immediately lampshades that it was a "big old Freudian slip".

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--->'''Murphy:''' Thanks for taking care of my pants. Er, plants, plants!" plants!
:::
Harry immediately lampshades that it was a "big old Freudian slip".slip."



* ''Literature/StarWarsKenobi'': Annileen is trying to deny to her friend Leelee that she's missing Ben when he stops coming to her store, only for Leelee to point out that she just addressed a package to the "Kenobi system."



--->'''Gob:''' It's him! [[UnfortunateNames Gilligan]] killed the [[GilligansIsland Skipper!]] Stripper!

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--->'''Gob:''' It's him! [[UnfortunateNames Gilligan]] killed the [[GilligansIsland Skipper!]] [[Series/GilligansIsland Skipper]]! Stripper!



--->'''Henry:''' ''(officiating at the ceremony)'' Lost but not least… I mean, uh… least but not lost…

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--->'''Henry:''' ''(officiating ''[officiating at the ceremony)'' ceremony]'' Lost but not least… I mean, uh… least but not lost…



** Happened to Captain Archer twice in the ''Series/StarTrekEnterprise'' episode "A Night in Sickbay". Dr. Phlox calls to his attention the fact that he is attracted to T'Pol, but Archer denies it. Late when T'Pol enters the room he makes the two following Freudian slips: "…but I'm doing the breast… [{{beat}}] The ''best'' I can." and "When you get to the bridge, you can send me your lips. Lisp. ''List''!"
-->'''Phlox''': Two [[HoldYourHippogriffs Pillarian Slips]] in less than thirty seconds. Interesting…
** Legend says that Captain Kirks slip "…Spock. Eh, Scotty." (Somewhen after the non-permanent death of Spock) was a slip by William Shatner and [[ThrowItIn was thrown in because it fit so well.]]

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** Happened to Captain Archer twice in the ''Series/StarTrekEnterprise'' episode "A Night in Sickbay". Dr. Phlox calls to his attention the fact that he is attracted to T'Pol, but Archer denies it. Late when T'Pol enters the room he makes the two following Freudian slips: "…but I'm doing the breast… [{{beat}}] The ''best'' I can." and "When you get to the bridge, you can send me your lips. Lisp. ''List''!"
-->'''Phlox''':
''List!''"
--->'''Phlox:'''
Two [[HoldYourHippogriffs Pillarian Slips]] in less than thirty seconds. Interesting…
** Legend says that Captain Kirks Kirk's slip "…Spock. Eh, Scotty." (Somewhen (sometime after the non-permanent death of Spock) was a slip by William Shatner Creator/WilliamShatner and [[ThrowItIn was thrown in because it fit so well.]]well]].



-->'''Stephen Fry:''' Anything else were just Freudian slits-SLIPS!

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-->'''Stephen Fry:''' Anything else were just Freudian slits-SLIPS!slits--SLIPS!



-->'''Lucy the Slut''': You really have a one-track mind, don't you?\\
'''Trekkie Monster''': Porn.

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-->'''Lucy the Slut''': Slut:''' You really have a one-track mind, don't you?\\
'''Trekkie Monster''': Monster:''' Porn.



-->'''Niles:''' If you ask me, Frasier, your trepidation is well-founded. It is possible to move a relationship along too fast and ultimately marry too hastily. You could find a few years down the line that the person isn't really right for you, and then, what happens if you meet the right person? Someone who really excites you and makes you feel alive, but you can't act upon it because you're trapped in a stale, albeit comfortable Maris! [several awkward [[{{Beat}} beats]]] …''marriage''. I have to go now.

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-->'''Niles:''' --->'''Niles:''' If you ask me, Frasier, your trepidation is well-founded. It is possible to move a relationship along too fast and ultimately marry too hastily. You could find a few years down the line that the person isn't really right for you, and then, what happens if you meet the right person? Someone who really excites you and makes you feel alive, but you can't act upon it because you're trapped in a stale, albeit comfortable Maris! [several ''[several awkward [[{{Beat}} beats]]] {{beat}}s]'' …''marriage''. I have to go now.



-->'''Frasier:''' If you back down now you will go through the rest of your life feeling weak and small because you never had the courage to say "I will not let you treat me like this, Lilith! …''Maris!''" "…ell, I've lost all credibility here. Dad, will you please say something?

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-->'''Frasier:''' --->'''Frasier:''' If you back down now you will go through the rest of your life feeling weak and small because you never had the courage to say "I will not let you treat me like this, Lilith! …''Maris!''" "…ell, …'ell, I've lost all credibility here. Dad, will you please say something?



-->'''Thomas:''' Which ''[twin]'' are you?
-->'''Emily:''' Gay… I mean Emily!

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-->'''Thomas:''' Which ''[twin]'' [twin] are you?
-->'''Emily:'''
you?\\
'''Emily:'''
Gay… I mean Emily!



** Xander's first words to Buffy were a FreudianSlip:
-->'''Xander:''' Can I have you? I mean, can I ''help'' you?

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** Xander's first words to Buffy were are a FreudianSlip:
-->'''Xander:'''
Freudian slip:
--->'''Xander:'''
Can I have you? I mean, can I ''help'' you?



-->'''Buffy:''' Why does everyone think I'm still in love with Spike?

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-->'''Buffy:''' --->'''Buffy:''' Why does everyone think I'm still in love with Spike?



* From the Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus episode "Owl-Stretching Time":
-->'''Colonel''': I object, in the strongest possible terms, to this obvious reference to our own slogan "It's a dog's life… er, a ''man's'' life in the modern army."\\
…\\
'''Colonel''': I have already warned this programme about infringing the Army copyright of our slogan "It's a pig's life… man's life in the modern army". And I'm warning you if it happens again, I shall come down on this programme like a ton of bricks… right.

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* ''Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus'':
**
From the Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus episode "Owl-Stretching Time":
-->'''Colonel''': --->'''Colonel:''' I object, in the strongest possible terms, to this obvious reference to our own slogan "It's a dog's life… er, a ''man's'' life in the modern army."\\
…\\
'''Colonel''':
"\\\
'''Colonel:'''
I have already warned this programme about infringing the Army copyright of our slogan "It's a pig's life… man's life in the modern army". And I'm warning you if it happens again, I shall come down on this programme like a ton of bricks… right.



--->'''Inspector''': Do sit down, Mr Podgorny. I think what's happened is terribly, terribly, funny… ''tragic''.

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--->'''Inspector''': --->'''Inspector:''' Do sit down, Mr Podgorny. I think what's happened is terribly, terribly, funny… ''tragic''.



--->'''Art critic''': I'd like to talk to you tonight about the place of the nude in my bed… I-in the history of my bed. Art! Art. In the history of art. The nude in the history of tart… call girl! Sorry. Start again. (''clears throat'') Bum. Oh, what a giveaway!

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--->'''Art critic''': critic:''' I'd like to talk to you tonight about the place of the nude in my bed… I-in i-in the history of my bed. Art! Art. In the history of art. The nude in the history of tart… call girl! Sorry. Start again. (''clears throat'') ''[clears throat]'' Bum. Oh, what a giveaway!



-->'''Kurt:''' I have no criticisms. Go with God, Satan! [beat] Santana!
* A blooper that did not make officially on air on MatchGame but has been seen in blooper shows had Gene Rayburn introducing new contestant Karen Lesko, then commenting on her dimples. Instead he said "nipples."
* Example from ''Series/{{Community}}'' episode [[Recap/CommunityS1E09Debate109 Debate 109]]

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-->'''Kurt:''' --->'''Kurt:''' I have no criticisms. Go with God, Satan! [beat] ''[beat]'' Santana!
* A blooper that did not make officially on air on MatchGame ''Series/MatchGame'' but has been seen in blooper shows had Gene Rayburn introducing new contestant Karen Lesko, then commenting on her dimples. Instead he said "nipples."
* Example from ''Series/{{Community}}'' episode [[Recap/CommunityS1E09Debate109 "[[Recap/CommunityS1E09Debate109 Debate 109]]109]]"



* The ''Series/{{Charmed}}'' episode [[UsefulNotes/SanFrancisco Sand Fransisco Dreamin']] gives an interesting slip where Piper is anxious about a dream where she makes out with another man:
-->'''Piper''': I don't get it. I mean, why would a demon be interested in killing people's dream? I mean, they're just harmless '''''erotic''''' fun.
-->'''Paige''': Did you say erotic?
-->'''Piper''': Exotic. I said exotic.

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* The ''Series/{{Charmed}}'' episode [[UsefulNotes/SanFrancisco "[[UsefulNotes/SanFrancisco Sand Fransisco Dreamin']] Dreamin']]" gives an interesting slip where Piper is anxious about a dream where she makes out with another man:
-->'''Piper''': -->'''Piper:''' I don't get it. I mean, why would a demon be interested in killing people's dream? I mean, they're just harmless '''''erotic''''' fun.
-->'''Paige''':
fun.\\
'''Paige:'''
Did you say erotic?
-->'''Piper''':
erotic?\\
'''Piper:'''
Exotic. I said exotic.



* In the ''Series/DoctorWho'' episode "Blink", one of the few non-terrifying scenes are Billy Shipton hitting on Sally Sparrow. Sally tries to sound non-committal, and then this:
-->'''Billy''': And that's Sally...?
-->'''Sally''': Sally Shipton. Sparrow! Sally Sparrow. I'm going now. Don't look at me.
** In the original series' ''Remembrance of the Daleks'', there's a throwaway line by The Doctor that's often connected with the fabled "[[AbortedArc Cartmel Master Plan]]":
--->'''Doctor:''' The Hand of Omega is a mythical name for Omega's remote star manipulator, a device used to customize stars. And didn't we have trouble with the prototype...
--->'''Ace:''' "We"?
--->'''Doctor:''' They.

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* ''Series/DoctorWho'':
**
In the ''Series/DoctorWho'' episode "Blink", one of the few non-terrifying scenes are Billy Shipton hitting on Sally Sparrow. Sally tries to sound non-committal, and then this:
-->'''Billy''': --->'''Billy:''' And that's Sally...?
-->'''Sally''':
?\\
'''Sally:'''
Sally Shipton. Sparrow! Sally Sparrow. I'm going now. Don't look at me.
** In the original series' ''Remembrance "Remembrance of the Daleks'', Daleks", there's a throwaway line by The Doctor that's often connected with the fabled "[[AbortedArc Cartmel Master Plan]]":
--->'''Doctor:''' The Hand of Omega is a mythical name for Omega's remote star manipulator, a device used to customize stars. And didn't we have trouble with the prototype...
--->'''Ace:''' "We"?
--->'''Doctor:'''
prototype...\\
'''Ace:''' "We"?\\
'''Doctor:'''
They.



-->'''Elliot''': Excuse me while I go check on another penis. ''Patient!'' Um, he's a-he's a penis patient."

to:

-->'''Elliot''': -->'''Elliot:''' Excuse me while I go check on another penis. ''Patient!'' Um, he's a-he's a--he's a penis patient."



--> '''Dorothy''': May I take your height?--''hat!''

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--> '''Dorothy''': -->'''Dorothy:''' May I take your height?--''hat!''



-->My primary concern as his mother is—as his guardian—is his safety.

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-->My -->'''Raydor:''' My primary concern as his mother is—as his guardian—is his safety.



* Music/TheyMightBeGiants fit an interesting twofer into ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XdqMGBZjGM They'll Need A Crane]]'':

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* Music/TheyMightBeGiants fit an interesting twofer into ''[[http://www."[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XdqMGBZjGM They'll Need A Crane]]'':Crane]]":



-->"When I sing about a tree,\\

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-->"When -->When I sing about a tree,\\



I mean, I really feel sincere!"

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I mean, I really feel sincere!"sincere!



* In ''VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins'', Shale has this in exchange with Sten:
-->'''Shale:''' I could watch you fight all day long. The skill you display, the form… how the light plays on its muscles… I mean, yes. Well done. With the fighting.

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* In ''VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins'', ''VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins'':
**
Shale has this in an exchange with Sten:
-->'''Shale:''' --->'''Shale:''' I could watch you fight all day long. The skill you display, the form… how the light plays on its muscles… I mean, yes. Well done. With the fighting.



-->''If you want to know the truth, buy the [[VoiceOfTheResistance IRIS paper]]. Uh… I mean the [[KentBrockmanNews Hillyan Word]]. No… anything but the Hillyan Word''.
* DukeNukem does this in ''Duke Nukem 3D'' when you interact with a microphone.
--> ''This is [[BroadcastingInTheUnitedStates KTIT]]--[[JustForPun K-Tit!]] Bringing you the breast, uh, the best tunes in town!''

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-->''If -->'''Soldier:''' If you want to know the truth, buy the [[VoiceOfTheResistance IRIS paper]]. Uh… I mean the [[KentBrockmanNews Hillyan Word]]. No… anything but the Hillyan Word''.
Word.
* DukeNukem Duke Nukem does this in ''Duke Nukem 3D'' ''VideoGame/DukeNukem3D'' when you interact with a microphone.
--> ''This -->'''Duke:''' This is [[BroadcastingInTheUnitedStates KTIT]]--[[JustForPun K-Tit!]] Bringing you the breast, uh, the best tunes in town!''town!



[[folder:Wet--uh, Web - Original]]

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[[folder:Wet--uh, Web - Original]]



-->Nostalgia Critic: Hey, they're actresses first and sisters second, and that's good enough in my porno--[[VerbalBackspace book]].

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-->Nostalgia Critic: --->'''Nostalgia Critic:''' Hey, they're actresses first and sisters second, and that's good enough in my porno--[[VerbalBackspace book]].



--->...but it's just not as much fun as tonguing another man's balls. [beat] I mean, as it used to be. [[HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday I'm not gay.]]

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--->...--->'''Yahtzee:''' ...but it's just not as much fun as tonguing another man's balls. [beat] ''[beat]'' I mean, as it used to be. [[HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday I'm not gay.]]



-->[=EditZP=]: Alright, I need to make a wankbench... a wankbench. [laughs]

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-->[=EditZP=]: -->'''[=EditZP=]:''' Alright, I need to make a wankbench... a wankbench. [laughs]''[laughs]''



-->'''Aizawa''': So you're cool with me invading Misa and interrogating your house? Interesting.\\
'''Light''': Oh, wait. You mean the other way around.\\
'''Aizawa''': I don't know we'll burn that bridge before we cross it. C'mon Mogi, we have rights to violate.\\
'''Light''': Wait, now I believe you meant what you said. Get back here!\\
'''Matsuda''': That's not fair!

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-->'''Aizawa''': -->'''Aizawa:''' So you're cool with me invading Misa and interrogating your house? Interesting.\\
'''Light''': '''Light:''' Oh, wait. You mean the other way around.\\
'''Aizawa''': '''Aizawa:''' I don't know we'll burn that bridge before we cross it. C'mon Mogi, we have rights to violate.\\
'''Light''': '''Light:''' Wait, now I believe you meant what you said. Get back here!\\
'''Matsuda''': '''Matsuda:''' That's not fair!



-->'''Ryuk:''' [[MonsterRoommate Tell you what—I need a place to stay.]] If you let me bunk with you maybe we can experiment together. W-with the Death Note. Not each other. You're a sick little girl, you know that?!
-->'''Light:''' But I'm a boy!
-->'''Ryuk:''' ''Riiight.''
* ''WebAnimation/FiftyPercentOff'': "Here, let me help you out of that swimsuit--I MEAN POOL!

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-->'''Ryuk:''' --->'''Ryuk:''' [[MonsterRoommate Tell you what—I need a place to stay.]] If you let me bunk with you maybe we can experiment together. W-with the Death Note. Not each other. You're a sick little girl, you know that?!
-->'''Light:'''
that?!\\
'''Light:'''
But I'm a boy!
-->'''Ryuk:'''
boy!\\
'''Ryuk:'''
''Riiight.''
* ''WebAnimation/FiftyPercentOff'': "Here, let me help you out of that swimsuit--I MEAN POOL!
POOL!"



* Used in small text in ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'' with a [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0747.html drunk Haley]]
-->Baby, I'm gonna sit on this spin until the room stops chairing.

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* Used in small text in ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'' with a [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0747.html drunk Haley]]
-->Baby,
Haley]].
-->'''Haley:''' Baby,
I'm gonna sit on this spin until the room stops chairing.



* In ''Webcomic/BittersweetCandyBowl'', Lucy is understandably annoyed at being mounted by Yashy (No, not like ''that''). Mike then proceeds to accidentally call "VideoGame/SonicRiders" "Sonic Ride You".

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* In ''Webcomic/BittersweetCandyBowl'', Lucy is understandably annoyed at being mounted by Yashy (No, not like ''that''). Mike then proceeds to accidentally call "VideoGame/SonicRiders" ''VideoGame/SonicRiders'' "Sonic Ride You".



--> GG: That wasn't even a Freudian slip.
--> GG: Doctor Freud just tripped over an errant phallus, tumbled down a flight of stairs, and broke his neck.
--> GG: And then his cigar exploded comically in his face.

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--> ---> GG: That wasn't even a Freudian slip.
-->
slip.\\
GG: Doctor Freud just tripped over an errant phallus, tumbled down a flight of stairs, and broke his neck.
-->
neck.\\
GG: And then his cigar exploded comically in his face.



-->ROSE: Dave, even I'm having less trouble referring to Roxy by her name consistently, and I was the one who grew up knowing her as my literal mother.
-->ROSE: What is going on with you?
-->DAVE: nothing
-->DAVE: its just like semi accidentally replacing a word with another word in a majority of instances
-->DAVE: why do you need to read things into everything

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-->ROSE: --->ROSE: Dave, even I'm having less trouble referring to Roxy by her name consistently, and I was the one who grew up knowing her as my literal mother.
-->ROSE:
mother.\\
ROSE:
What is going on with you?
-->DAVE: nothing
-->DAVE:
you?\\
DAVE: nothing\\
DAVE:
its just like semi accidentally replacing a word with another word in a majority of instances
-->DAVE:
instances\\
DAVE:
why do you need to read things into everything



-->Justin: It's like the universe is plotting against me.
-->Justin: ''Elliot!'' Plotting against Elliot.

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-->Justin: -->'''Justin:''' It's like the universe is plotting against me.
-->Justin:
me. ''Elliot!'' Plotting against Elliot.



-->'''Unity''': That sounds delicious. I mean delicious. I mean tragic.

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-->'''Unity''': -->'''Unity:''' That sounds delicious. I mean delicious. I mean tragic.



* Lizzie's "what if we missed our chance?" from Episode 91 of ''TheLizzieBennetDiaries''. She's supposed to be talking about Jane and Bing, but the "we" implies that she's thinking about Darcy.

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* Lizzie's "what if we missed our chance?" from Episode 91 of ''TheLizzieBennetDiaries''.''WebVideo/TheLizzieBennetDiaries''. She's supposed to be talking about Jane and Bing, but the "we" implies that she's thinking about Darcy.



-->'''Narrator''': Here are true facts about the arma-dildo--hmm, that's a typo. Here are true facts about the arma-dildo--oops. I said it again, two times.

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-->'''Narrator''': -->'''Narrator:''' Here are true facts about the arma-dildo--hmm, that's a typo. Here are true facts about the arma-dildo--oops. I said it again, two times.



* In the finale of ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender'', [[spoiler:Zuko wants to defeat their arch nemesis,]] the ''Father''lord.
** Also in the previous season when Azula's plan to capture Zuko and Iroh by acting like they were being brought back home honorably is ruined by a single soldier accidentally saying "prisoners" instead of "guests". She is rightly pissed.

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* ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender'':
**
In the finale of ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender'', finale, [[spoiler:Zuko wants to defeat their arch nemesis,]] nemesis]], the ''Father''lord.
** Also in In the previous season when second season, Azula's plan to capture Zuko and Iroh by acting like they were being brought back home honorably is ruined by a single soldier accidentally saying "prisoners" instead of "guests". She is rightly pissed.



** In "Fear of Flying", when Principal Skinner was at a psychiatrist's office, he mentions his "[[MyBelovedSmother beloved smother--mother]]!"
** In "Lisa's Sax", during Bart's first day of school, Skinner introduced himself to the new intake of students as "Principal Sinner", and when they burst out laughing muttered "Oh, that does it, I've lost them forever".

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** In "Fear of Flying", when Principal Skinner was at a psychiatrist's office, he mentions his "[[MyBelovedSmother beloved smother--mother]]!"
smother—mother]]!"
** In "Lisa's Sax", during Bart's first day of school, Skinner introduced introduces himself to the new intake of students as "Principal Sinner", and when they burst out laughing muttered mutters, "Oh, that does it, I've lost them forever".forever."



** When Marge's RomanceNovel-inspired daydream is interrupted by Lisa's saxophone practice, she says "Lisa, stop blowing my sex! I mean stop blowing your sax! Your sax! Stop it!"

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** When Marge's RomanceNovel-inspired RomanceNovel–inspired daydream is interrupted by Lisa's saxophone practice, she says "Lisa, stop blowing my sex! I mean stop blowing your sax! Your sax! Stop it!"



--> '''Jack Spicer:''' *after defeating the monks and the Black Vipers* Say, who are all these people?

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--> '''Jack Spicer:''' *after ''[after defeating the monks and the Black Vipers* Vipers]'' Say, who are all these people?



--> *everybody stares*

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--> *everybody stares*''[everybody stares]''



* Used in a [[VisualPun literal sense]] in WesternAnimation/{{Anastasia}} when Sugmund Freud, singing along with "Paris Holds the Key," slips on a banana.
* Pinkie Pie talking about a fancy ornament causes Cranky Doodle Donkey to have one about [[spoiler: Matilda]] in WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic:

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* Used in a [[VisualPun literal sense]] in WesternAnimation/{{Anastasia}} when Sugmund Freud, singing along with "Paris Holds the Key," slips on a banana.
* Pinkie Pie talking about a fancy ornament causes Cranky Doodle Donkey to have one about [[spoiler: Matilda]] in WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic:''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'':



-->'''Donnie:''' Just try one! Sometimes [[InterspeciesRomance things that don’t seem like they go together]] actually make a great couple! *''Realises what he just said''* I mean food.

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-->'''Donnie:''' --->'''Donnie:''' Just try one! Sometimes [[InterspeciesRomance things that don’t seem like they go together]] actually make a great couple! *''Realises ''[realises what he just said''* said]'' I mean food.



-->'''Alistair:''' [[CanNotSpitItOut Ah, I--I mean… standing… right here… with me.]]\\
''(Cut to the other students' unconvinced expressions)''

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-->'''Alistair:''' [[CanNotSpitItOut Ah, I--I I—I mean… standing… right here… with me.]]\\
''(Cut ''[cut to the other students' unconvinced expressions)''expressions]''



** Then there's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YS5mVoqJpUk the now-famous clip]] in which {{BBC}} Radio 4 presenter [[MeaningfulName James Naughtie]] accidentally [[CountryMatters mispronounces the name of Culture Secretary Jeremy Hunt]]. Cue fake "coughing fit" as Naughtie desperately tries to stop himself laughing at his mistake.

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** Then there's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YS5mVoqJpUk the now-famous clip]] in which {{BBC}} Creator/{{BBC}} Radio 4 presenter [[MeaningfulName James Naughtie]] accidentally [[CountryMatters mispronounces the name of Culture Secretary Jeremy Hunt]]. Cue fake "coughing fit" as Naughtie desperately tries to stop himself laughing at his mistake.



--> "Cool name The Edge, Uncool name The Sting. The Itch!"

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--> "Cool -->'''The Edge:''' Cool name The Edge, Uncool name The Sting. The Itch!"Itch!



--> "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tNVwQUJoik does everything, on the ice, off the ice, the white way, the right way.]]"

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--> "[[http://www.-->'''Pang:''' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tNVwQUJoik does Does everything, on the ice, off the ice, the white way, the right way.]]"]]



* A Russian book called ''Mathematicians Joke as Well'' - a collection of funny stories and urban legends about mathematics - says that once, a professor took an article to a typist - a young single woman. For some reason, he was surprised to see that instead of "beskonechno malyy chlen" (infinitely small member) she typed "beskonechno milyy chlen" (infinitely ''dear'' member).

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* A Russian book called ''Mathematicians Joke as Well'' - a Well''--a collection of funny stories and urban legends about mathematics - says that once, a professor took an article to a typist - a typist--a young single woman. For some reason, he was surprised to see that instead of "beskonechno malyy chlen" (infinitely small member) she typed "beskonechno milyy chlen" (infinitely ''dear'' member).
25th Jun '16 11:01:00 AM VicGeorge2011
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* Gargamel in ''WesternAnimation/TheSmurfs'' episode "Gargamel The Generous" tries to hide the fact that his sudden niceness to the Smurfs is because he wants the diamonds that they have found, though he accidentally refers to Papa Smurf as Papa Diamonds.

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* ''WesternAnimation/TheSmurfs''
**
Gargamel in ''WesternAnimation/TheSmurfs'' episode "Gargamel The Generous" tries to hide the fact that his sudden niceness to the Smurfs is because he wants the diamonds that they have found, though he accidentally refers to Papa Smurf as Papa Diamonds.Diamonds.
** Hogatha in "The Fake Smurf" when she thinks she has poisoned the Smurfs' soup refuses to eat the soup when Greedy tries to force her to eat it, saying "I'm on a low-poison diet."
4th Jun '16 7:52:30 AM Tron80
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* In chapter 17 of ''Fanfic/OnceMoreWithFeeling'' Asuka slips:
-->"This whole thing... this whole mess... Keel and his merry men were pushing me about Shinji. Wanted to know how I felt about him, what I thought about him. They were asking me more about him than about me - really pushing it. I mean Misato, I don't even know what I feel about Shinji - if anything" she hastened to add.
1st Jun '16 9:39:47 PM MyFinalEdits
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* Happened to Captain Archer twice in the ''Series/StarTrekEnterprise'' episode "A Night in Sickbay". Dr. Phlox calls to his attention the fact that he is attracted to T'Pol, but Archer denies it. Late when T'Pol enters the room he makes the two following Freudian slips: "…but I'm doing the breast… [{{beat}}] The ''best'' I can." and "When you get to the bridge, you can send me your lips. Lisp. ''List''!"

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* ''Franchise/StarTrek'':
**
Happened to Captain Archer twice in the ''Series/StarTrekEnterprise'' episode "A Night in Sickbay". Dr. Phlox calls to his attention the fact that he is attracted to T'Pol, but Archer denies it. Late when T'Pol enters the room he makes the two following Freudian slips: "…but I'm doing the breast… [{{beat}}] The ''best'' I can." and "When you get to the bridge, you can send me your lips. Lisp. ''List''!"



* Legend says that Captain Kirks slip "…Spock. Eh, Scotty." (Somewhen after the non-permanent death of Spock) was a slip by William Shatner and [[ThrowItIn was thrown in because it fit so well.]]
* Captain Picard also called Lieutenant Barclay, 'Broccoli.' The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T41gqFO9zb0 look of utter mortification]] of Picard's face when he realizes is golden.

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* ** Legend says that Captain Kirks slip "…Spock. Eh, Scotty." (Somewhen after the non-permanent death of Spock) was a slip by William Shatner and [[ThrowItIn was thrown in because it fit so well.]]
* ** Captain Picard also called Lieutenant Barclay, 'Broccoli.' The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T41gqFO9zb0 look of utter mortification]] of Picard's face when he realizes is golden.
1st Jun '16 5:14:41 PM Meritocrat
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*Captain Picard also called Lieutenant Barclay, 'Broccoli.' The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T41gqFO9zb0 look of utter mortification]] of Picard's face when he realizes is golden.
24th May '16 10:23:02 AM Tron80
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* ''Fanfic/LastChildOfKrypton'': In chapter 11, Asuka accidentally slipped that Shinji and she were together.
-->"You really did silence me before the blackout, right?"\\
"Yes," said Misato. "No one heard you swear your undying love, I promise."\\
"Good, I- hey, wait!"\\
Misato grinned a cheshire cat grin. "I'm not stupid. I just want to know how the hell Rei figured out how to use the Evas to make a phone call. Don't worry, no one eavesdropped on you."
10th May '16 7:09:38 AM igordebraga
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* '"How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb? Two! One to change the bulb, and one to hold the penis!\\
'''Ladder'''! I meant '''ladder!'''"''

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* '"How many Freudians does it take to change Brazilian comedian Felipe Xavier has a lightbulb? Two! One to change the bulb, and one to hold the penis!\\
'''Ladder'''! I meant '''ladder!'''"''
character, O Incrível Rosca (The Incredible Bagel), a seemingly heterosexual man which [[HulkingOut Hulks Out]] [[ForcedOutOfTheCloset Of The Closet]] by mistaking what other people say for gay questioning\innuendo.
4th May '16 9:23:02 PM nombretomado
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* The very first line of ''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick's'' review of ''Film/{{Labyrinth}}'': "I think everyone remembers their first bone--[[DavidBowie Bowie]]!"

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* The very first line of ''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick's'' review of ''Film/{{Labyrinth}}'': "I think everyone remembers their first bone--[[DavidBowie bone--[[Music/DavidBowie Bowie]]!"
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