[[caption-width-right:350:Take a [[{{Pun}} Freudian Sip]].]]

->''"One of my patients had a rather amusing Freudian slip: he was having dinner with his wife, and he meant to say "pass the salt", but instead he said "You've ruined my life, you blood-sucking shrew.' "''
-->-- '''Niles Crane''', ''Series/{{Frasier}}'' [[OlderThanYouThink (and numerous others)]]

A Freudian Slip is, as one wag has put it, "when you say one thing and mean [[YourMom your mother]]". It is an involuntary word substitution that [[AllPsychologyIsFreudian supposedly]] reveals something you're repressing, hiding, or simply [[IgnoreTheDisability trying not to talk about]]. As such, it's a perfect tool for the comedy writer.

A specific form of [[FeeFiFauxPas faux pas]], which usually leads to VerbalBackspace. Taken to extremes, it becomes a FreudianSlipperySlope. Contrast and compare (respectively): LastSecondWordSwap, IgnoreTheDisability. SuperTrope of WrongNameOutburst. Compare also ThoughtAversionFailure.

What the Freudian slip hides is called ShadowArchetype. Often these turn out to be {{Innuendo|Tropes}}es or other sexual references, both for RuleOfFunny and to give the characters an opportunity to observe that FreudWasRight.

Compare ThatCameOutWrong and AccidentalInnuendo, which are usually completely innocent and not noticed until someone says "HehHehYouSaidX" or "ThatsWhatSheSaid". Contrast LampshadedDoubleEntendre, which is quite intentional. Compare ''and'' contrast with the FauxdianSlip, in which a character wants to openly express what the character making the FreudianSlip is holding back on. See also BogglesTheMind, which plays mostly the same role in a different context.

See also DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything, which includes subtexts that are only visible to the audience. Compare HaveAGayOldTime, when this occurs when a word's meaning changes over time. Compare YouJustToldMe.
!!This is where you put the penises. I mean examples:


[[folder:Analyzing--uh, Advertising]]
* The Nike Bear "Butte Running camp" commercial that rides on the NakedPeopleAreFunny trope. The Nike salesgirl is a tiny bit distracted by the naturist runners while making her pitch.
--> '''Salesgirl:''' So the Nike Free 5.0 is incredibly lightweight, as you can see, and very flexible; it's specifically designed to help your foot move more naked--NATURAL. Naturally. Mm hmm.

[[folder: Anus--oh, {{Anime}} and Kanga--uh, {{Manga}}]]
* ''Manga/LuckyStar'':
** Kagami slips one of these in the OVA, where Kagami has a (seemingly-drug-induced-it's-so-weird) dream involving a Cinderella story with wrestling, and to return stuff to normal, she must yell an incantation and (waking up), doing so, says "Let's join our bodies". Tsukasa's reaction is priceless.
** Hiyori Tamura is also prone to let things slip. She once referred to dodgeball positions as "{{seme}}" and "{{uke}}" (when the positions are known as "seme" and "mamori").
** Seme and uke, in addition to their usage by the {{Yaoi}} and {{Yuri}} crowd, also are used by the martial arts crowd. But eh, funny is funny.
* ''Manga/DefenseDevil''. The protagonist's client, a high school girl named Nami, has just came out of a small pond she fell into and is berating herself for her inability to remember the circumstances of her death. He gives a rousing speech that unintentionally ends with the line "The next time you make that face, I'll spank that cute wet butt of yours".
** He actually does this quite often, usually not realising what he's said until after the fact.
* Mio from ''Manga/KOn'' has one about Nodoka.
-->'''Mugi:''' Nodoka-chan is so mature…\\
'''Mio:''' She's really like… mommy…\\
'''Mugi:''' Mommy?\\
'''Mio:''' I mean mother!! A motherly figure!!
* ''Manga/{{Change 123}}'': After [[ShrinkingViolet Motoko]] becomes willing to somehow return [[{{Otaku}} Kosukegawa's]] feelings for her, Kosukegawa starts to [[CovertPervert have fantasies]] of how their relationship will develop in the following couple of months. These musings culminate with his imaginations of having sex with her and then, immediately after that, when he wants to ask Motoko where should they go (''"Doko e ikō ka na?"''), he blurts: "Where should we do it?" (''"Doko de shiyō ka na?"'')
* ''Manga/{{Bakuman}}'' From Volume 5:
-->'''Miura:''' Let's crash and burn! ''Let's do this!''\\
'''Takagi:''' I don't think "crash and burn" was the right phrase there…\\
'''Miura:''' Oops, you're right, Freudian slip.
* Kanna from ''Manga/KoeDeOshigoto'' has rather embarrassing slips on two occasions. First, she called someone she had a crush on "master" after spending a little too long in a maid cafe. The other time was while she was singing at a convention and forgot she was supposed to censor a line.
* [[PunnyName Hannyabal's]] dialogues in ''Manga/OnePiece'' are filled with Freudian Slips, usually when he [[TheStarscream states that he wants to be the Chief instead of the current Chief Warden Magellan]]. And usually when [[TooDumbToLive Magellan is right in front of him.]]
** It's revealed later that although Magellan wasn't about to give up his post at the time, he saw Hannyabal as the only one worthy to succeed him, which may explain why he more often than not does not react to his Freudian Slips.
* In ''Manga/{{Trigun}}'', Meryl is not very good at hiding her attraction when Vash talks about his [[CoveredWithScars extensive scarring]].
-->'''Vash:''' It's not exactly something I like girls to see. I think many of them would run away.\\
'''Meryl:''' I wouldn't run away… Er, I mean, ''they'' wouldn't run away.
* In ''LightNovel/{{Oreimo}}'', Kirino tells her brother Kyousuke to buy a 30,000 yen (about $380 or so) ring for her in episode 7 while shopping and doing research for her novel. He refuses, and asks why she even needs it. She mentions that her main character in the novel was out on a date before a disaster's supposed to hit. And that the ring has emotional value and should therefore come from the one you love. Then she immediately blushes, turns away, and says [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial she's talking about the novel.]]
* Non-sexual example in ''LightNovel/FateZero''. Gilgamesh suggests that Kirei use the Holy Grail to grant himself pleasure, with Kirei angrily declaring he could never do anything that sinful. Gilgamesh gets rather interested in the idea that Kirei associates pleasure with sin and [[EvilFeelsGood finds out why.]]
* In ''Manga/MyBrideIsAMermaid'', on separate occasions, Sun and Lunar's fathers catch them with Nagasumi and are enraged. Nagasumi, while trying to calm them down, accidentally calls them Dad, making them even angrier.

[[folder: Comic Hooks--I mean, Books]]
* Brainy in ''ComicBook/TheSmurfs'' story "Salad Smurfs" accidentally refers to Papa Smurf as Papa Pea right after he gets transformed into a pea.
* In Matt Fraction's ComicBook/{{Hawkeye}}, the main character often says "Back in a sex--'''sec'''."
* ''ComicBook/MonicasGang'': Blu and some of his fellow dogs meet a dog who likes to make dog-based puns. They first suspect that the character making the jokes isn't a real dog when he starts a phrase with "You, dogs…" After being called out on that, he tries to restart the phrase with "We, dogs…" but it's too late. They remove his dog mask and find out he's a cat.
* Franchise/{{Superman}}:
** In "The Reign Of The Supermen" part of ''ComicBook/TheDeathOfSuperman'' storyline in the early 1990s, ''Comicbook/{{Superboy}}'' meets ''Comicbook/{{Supergirl}}'' for the first time right in the middle of rescuing a car from almost driving off the bridge, and [[DistractedByTheSexy he gets distracted by her appearance]].
-->'''Supergirl:''' Was that high school stunt really necessary, Superman, or were you trying to impress me?\\
'''Superboy:''' Aw, I was chest choking… ab, ah, I mean--I was just joking!
** In ''Comicbook/KryptonNoMore'', Franchise/{{Superman}} was having a breakdown, and the Kandorians talked Linda Danvers -aka Comicbook/{{Supergirl}}- into making her cousin believe he was human and Krypton never existed into order to help him (Kryptonian shrinks are a weird bunch). He bought her lie for a while, but Linda kept calling him "cousin" and "Kal". That and Krypto's existence tipped Superman off.
** At the end of ''Comicbook/SupermanVsTheAmazingSpiderMan'', Franchise/SpiderMan mentions MJ is his girlfriend. Since Franchise/{{Superman}} had previously met Peter and MJ, Spider-Man practically blurted out his Secret Identity. Either he trusted Superman with his secret, or he slipped.
* ''Comicbook/{{Supergirl}}'':
** In ''[[Comicbook/{{Supergirl 1982}} a classic story]]'' Supergirl nearly outs herself as she fights villain Blackstarr.
--->'''Supergirl:''' She can't be, Mrs. Berkowitz! We told you—\\
'''Mrs. Berkowitz:''' '''You''' told...?!\\
'''Supergirl:''' (thinking) Stupid! Stupid! Maybe I ought to just put on my wig and introduce myself next time!
** In ''Comicbook/{{Supergirl}}''/''Comicbook/{{Batgirl}}'' story, ''ComicBook/ElseworldsFinestSupergirlAndBatgirl'': ''Comicbook/TheJoker'' is ''obsessed'' with Batgirl:
--->'''The Joker:''' Phone home. "Lexcorp, honey, don't wait up. I'll be late. I've decided to stay in Gotham for a Bat — a bit — visit old friends."

[[folder:Fanfriction--uh, Fiction!]]
* In ''Fanfic/CoOpMode'', part of the humor of the story comes from the fact that James is a teenager and thus thinks, speaks, and acts like one.
-->'''James:''' ''[thinking about [[FemmeFatale Lisa]] inviting them into a meeting]'' Unless she’s planning on [[HurricaneOfEuphemisms screwing us. Over. Screwing us over, we’ll be seeing her face whether or not we show her ours]].
* ''Fanfic/ACrownOfStars'': There are several of them, usually committed by Asuka:
** In chapter 20 Shinji's reluctance to fight her is getting Asuka angry and frustrated, and she exclaims unwittingly: "If you wanna 'love me', Third, you better be ready! to! push! BACK!"
** In chapter 25:
--->'''Asuka:''' I don't know what we're doing today, but for now you are getting a shower. I don't care how good you smell, you still need to be clean before we go out for anything. I'm getting dressed.\\
'''Shinji:''' Okay, I'll… wait, what did you just say?\\
'''Asuka:''' Um. Nothing.\\
'''Shinji:''' You think I smell good?
** In chapter 44, after having to made love properly for first time, Shinji is getting anxious and Asuka thinks:
--->'''Asuka:''' ''Damn it, Third, don’t you backslide now, not after last night. Yesterday may have been the ‘best day of your life’, but it wasn’t that bed… I mean bad for me, either.''
** In chapter 49:
--->“Gott damn it, Shinji! That wasn’t funny! I’m trying to get rid of her and you almost made me c…” Asuka coughed in embarrassment. “Ahem, lose my composure.”
* ''Fanfic/AdviceAndTrust'': In chapter 2, [[FieryRedhead Asuka]] [[TomboyAndGirlyGirl and]] [[{{Tsundere}} Hikari]] are talking:
-->Asuka waved her concern away. "It's fine, he's gone and forgotten. Tomorrow I won't even remember his name. So much for him being a 'dashing older student' like you said. He was just a selfish jerk out for a cheap feel, not anything like a real good man, like Kaji-san or S--" Asuka suddenly coughed violently and covered her mouth. 'Crap! You idiot! That was close!'\\
"Or who?" Hikari asked.\\
"Ssssssschelbert-san. Guy I knew in Berlin. Nice guy, very... er... tall. You don't know him,"
* ''Manga/{{Evangelion 303}}'': Asuka slips several times in chapter 5:
-->'''Jessika:''' What about this new guy? Shinji?\\
'''Asuka:''' He’s the worst of them! He’s reckless… And can’t even do what he is told… I told him to call as soon as he got to Nevada. And that was this morning!\\
'''Jessika:''' ''[thinking] Boyfriend: Found.''\\
'''Asuka:''' Ungrateful idiot Shinji… I’m gracious enough to worry about him and he doesn’t even notice! I hope he doesn’t expect me keep the house clean while he’s gone!\\
'''Jessika:''' Whoa Whoa Whoa! You’re staying in this “idiot’s” home?\\
'''Asuka:''' Well, yeah… It’s bigger than my apartment. And it’s got a more comfortable bed.\\
'''Jessika:''' ''[thinking] Aaaand she’s sleeping in his bed.''
* ''Fanfic/GhostsOfEvangelion'': Asuka calls Shinji an idiot in a deleted chapter… and then she slips she thinks he's an idiot because he stays with her.
-->'''Kaworu:''' Shinji is a wonderful person. I look forward to meeting with him again.\\
'''Asuka:''' Stay away from him, you pervert! He's mine!\\
'''Kaworu:''' Even though he frightens you? \\
'''Asuka:''' What do you mean? I'm not afraid of him. He's a meek little mouse.\\
'''Kaworu:''' And yet, you are harsh with him,\\
'''Asuka:''' Of course I'm harsh with him. He's an idiot.\\
'''Kaworu:''' Because he stays with you?\\
'''Asuka:''' Yes, exactly. He--
* ''Fanfic/TheIkaris'':
-->'''Asuka:''' Were they so afraid of being left on the shelf that they actually thought marriage was something good? Well, they were free to switch places with her!\\
Not that anyone would want this idiot. Who would want to be married to someone who was always excusing and whining and a coward and a wimp and [[FreudianSlip hers]]… uhm… her--s…stinging pain in the neck…
* These show up with regularity in ''Fanfic/KyonBigDamnHero'', especially around Kanae.
* ''Fanfic/LastChildOfKrypton'': In chapter 11, Asuka accidentally slipped that Shinji and she were together.
-->"You really did silence me before the blackout, right?"\\
"Yes," said Misato. "No one heard you swear your undying love, I promise."\\
"Good, I-- hey, wait!"\\
Misato grinned a cheshire cat grin. "I'm not stupid. I just want to know how the hell Rei figured out how to use the Evas to make a phone call. Don't worry, no one eavesdropped on you."
* In chapter 17 of ''Fanfic/OnceMoreWithFeeling'' Asuka slips:
-->"This whole thing... this whole mess... Keel and his merry men were pushing me about Shinji. Wanted to know how I felt about him, what I thought about him. They were asking me more about him than about me--really pushing it. I mean Misato, I don't even know what I feel about Shinji--if anything," she hastened to add.
* In ''Fanfic/MyImmortal'', on occasion, Ebony is referred to as "Tara", highlighting the fic's status as a SelfInsertFic.
* In ''FanFic/HuntingTheUnicorn'', Blaine's thoughts at the end of the twelfth chapter are either this or AccidentalInnuendo: He's thinking about what to say to Kurt, and it blurs together into "I want you." [[DeconstructionFic It's not comedy,]] considering that [[spoiler:Blaine used to believe SexEqualsLove, tried to ''invoke'' it in his first relationship, and had it fail miserably]].
* Throughout the majority of ''Fanfic/FaceTheStrange'', the author messes up "gays" and "guys" all the time, leading to unintentional hilarity when you remember the whole fic is basically about [[MarySue Da]][[SelfInsertFic ll]][[AuthorAvatar y]] and her harem killing Dumbledore for being gay.
* ''Fanfic/ScarTissue'': In chapter 10:
-->'''Asuka:''' I'll tell him whatever I dam well please! You just want him for his looks!\\
'''Misato:''' Oh! So you admit he's handsome!\\
'''Asuka:''' I… I did not! You just have a thing for pretty-boys!\\
'''Misato:''' So he's pretty, huh?\\
'''Shinji:''' I'm pretty?\\
'''Asuka:''' Shut up! Both of you! Just… just watch the damn movie! Misato, go get us some food, we're starving!
* ''Fanfic/HellsisterTrilogy'': As arguing with Dev-Em, ComicBook/{{Supergirl}} accidentally lets slip that she loves him:
-->Supergirl grimaced. "I feel like slapping you again. If I didn't love you more now than I ever have before, I'd do it. I--"\\
Her hand went to her mouth. Dev looked at her. His expression was caught coming up from anguish into hope.\\
"So you said it," he murmured.\\
Kara was flustered.
* In ''Naruto:Asunder'', Naruto keeps telling Hinata that he's okay with her being his roommate. When she says she doesn't want to impose Naruto answers with "I won't let you leave!" He doesn't catch on, however.
* In Fanfic/MoonDaughter, one of the author's notes tells the flamers "in ur feces." Also, Alabaster "shit magic" at Kronos's face.
* In the ''Fanfic/EmpathTheLuckiestSmurf'' story "I Dream Of Smurfette", Empath tries to hide the fact that he had been dreaming [[NocturnalEmission a particular kind of dream of Smurfette]] and fumbles in his words.
-->'''Empath:''' Oh… well, it's just a little something that rises… I mean, raises this smurf's interest in you, Smurfette.\\
Uh, of course not, Smurfette. This smurf would never insert myself into you… I mean, insert you into this smurf's dreams like that to… uh, do anything to you… that is, uh, of that kind of nature.\\
We're trained to have our thoughts free of anything that would be distracting. This smurf was very sex full… I mean, successful at it before returning home for you… uh, for good.
** Hefty also does this in "Hefty, The Luckiest Smurf".
--->'''Hefty:''' You're smurfing out to be a pretty girl fighter… I mean a pretty good fighter, Smurfette.
** And Handy also does this in "Who's That Smurfette?" when he and Smurfette first introduce themselves.
--->'''Handy:''' And you can call me anytime, Smurfette. I mean, you can call me Handy.
* In the ''Franchise/BackToTheFuture'' fanfic ''FanFic/IchLiebeDich'', Marty recalls accidentally calling Doc "Dad" back in 1985. He even calls it a Freudian slip.
* Reference to ''{{Arthur}}'' in, of all things, ''FanFic/{{Hivefled}}''; when Jade thinks Gamzee is a runaway violent criminal, she offers him and Tavros candy, saying "I know you guys like Lawbreakers!"
* In ''Literature/TheDresdenFiles'' fic ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/3297710/chapters/7200014 In Your Arms]]'', Molly asks if she can "sleep with" Harry. She hurriedly clarifies that she meant it in a platonic way, but given [[spoiler:her later attempt to seduce him]], the sincerity of that statement is questionable.
* The very title of [[Creator/DetsniyOffSkiword Professor Layton Vs Jack The Raper]], which is clearly meant to be referring to UsefulNotes/JackTheRipper.
* In the censored version of ''Fanfic/DarkSecrets'', the Draco[=/=]MarySue sex scene is replaced with a line saying they had "a night of hot, steamy, intoxicating passion", except that a typo made it read "''not'', steamy, intoxicating passion". Considering the IKEAErotica of the original, this isn't far wrong.
* Invoked/discussed in the WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic fanfiction [[http://www.fimfiction.net/story/45705/of-earth-ponies-and-their-magicks Of Earth Ponies and Their Magicks]]. Twilight hears Pinkie make a fourth-wall reference to ''Literature/TheHitchHikersGuideToTheGalaxy'', "something about every fru frood (4) [[YouMakeMeSic (sp?)]] knowing where her towel was"; the author made a note in a comment [[DontExplainTheJoke explaining the joke]] and then added:
--> I almost had her write 'freud?' because then it would have been a [[GlassesPull *puts on sunglasses*]] Freudian slip! YEEEAAHH!!! ….sorry.
* In ''Fanfic/XMenTheEarlyYears'', ComicBook/JeanGrey slips when ComicBook/{{Cyclops}} avoids to tell her where his tattoo is located.
-->'''Jean:''' You know, between changing in the locker room and the bad guys pretty much blowing our uniforms off, there's possibly about six inches of you that I haven't seen.\\
'''Scott:''' I didn't know you looked.\\
'''Jean:''' I never... I didn't mean... I just catch a glimpse... You're enjoying this way too much, Summers.

[[folder:Fill--uh, Films -- Animated]]
* This was Doctor Doppler's trademark in ''Disney/TreasurePlanet'', switching "deplorable" for "adorable", "felon" for "fellow" or this dialogue:
-->'''Captain Amelia:''' Actually, doctor, your astronomical advice was most helpful.\\
'''Doctor Doppler:''' Well, thank you. Thank you very much. Well, I have a lot to offer anatomically… amamomically! …as… astronomically. ''[facepalm]''
* A GettingCrapPastTheRadar example in ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory2'':
-->'''Buzz:''' In just a few hours, you'll be sitting around a campfire, with Andy making delicious hot schmoes!
-->'''Woody:''' …they're called s'mores, Buzz.
-->'''Buzz:''' …right. [[ChangeTheUncomfortableSubject Has anybody seen Woody's hat yet?]]
* In Disney's ''Disney/AtlantisTheLostEmpire'', Milo has a line: "I know how to swim pretty girl--good! Pretty good, I swim pretty good."
* In ''WesternAnimation/{{Robots}}'', after the main character Rodney Copperbottom saw that the landlord had a [[{{Pun}} huge bottom]], he tried to introduce himself.
-->'''Rodney:''' I'm Rodney Bigbottom--No, I'm Rodney Copperbottom. Copperbottom.
* Used in a [[VisualPun literal sense]] in ''WesternAnimation/{{Anastasia}}'' when Sugmund Freud, singing along with "Paris Holds the Key," slips on a banana.
* In ''WesternAnimation/ShrekTheThird'', Shrek leaves on a journey to find Arthur so he can take his place as king of Far Far Away and before he leaves, Fiona announces that she's pregnant. On the way back, Artie crashes the ship and Shrek berates Artie all while worrying about his upcoming child.
--> '''Shrek:''' We're headed back to Far Far Away whether you like it or not! And you're gonna be a father!
--> '''Artie:''' [[BigWhat What!?]]
--> '''Donkey:''' You just said father!
--> '''Shrek:''' I said king! You're gonna be king!
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Coco}}'': [[spoiler: "[[AndThisIsFor That's for]] murdering the ''love of my life''!" Coming from an infuriated Mama Imelda, it clues Héctor and the others in that she is still in love with him after all these years despite being angry. However, when questioned, she angrily responds, "I don't know, I'm still angry at you!"]]

[[folder:Fill--uh, Films -- Live-Action]]
* ''Film/BruceAlmighty'':
** Bruce sarcastically makes [[FauxdianSlip faux Freudian slips]] on Evan ''Baxter'''s name.
** After Bruce uses his powers (supposedly) to enlarge Grace's breasts, she asks him if they look bigger to him. When he finishes his breakfast, he remarks "This has been the breast beck… breast… thank you."
* ''Film/AustinPowersInGoldmember'':
** As Austin is interrogating Dr. Evil, the doctor notes everything Austin does is [[WellDoneSonGuy aimed at his father's approval.]] Austin denies it ("Nothing could be my father from the truth!"), but the word "dad" keeps slipping out ("No I dadn't!"). Eventually he breaks down.
** The many encounters Austin has had with [[SammysGlassEye Fred Savage's huge mole]] on his face (other than the irony that he is "TheMole" to infiltrate Dr. Evil's Lair), after this goes on for a [[OverlyLongGag really, really, really, really, really, long time]] like when he says "Nice to mole you… meet you", and then inadvertently blurts out the word "mole" every chance he gets after. Later on, the joke looks like it's about to stop (my mole-stake), after Savage tells him to get it out of Austin's system, but not before he eventually breaks down:
--->'''Austin:''' Mole! Bloody mole! We're not supposed to talk about the bloody mole, but there's the bloody mole winking me in the face. I'm gonna chop it off and cut it up and make some [=guacaMOLE=]!
** The gag reel takes the joke to an [[OverusedRunningGag even bigger]] extreme:
--->'''Austin:''' Mole! Mole! Mole! Bloody mole! Bloody mole, you bloody moley bastard! Don't talk about the bloody mole, but the mole's so big it probably VOTES! Looks like a bloody bubble on a pizza, you bloody mole-faced mole bugger! Moley, moley, moley, the brothers [=MacMolen=]. You'd be in Spain you'd be a bull and you'd say 'MOLLAAAY!!!' Even the bloody mole's got a mole it's such a bloody big mole. It's the moley grail of moles! Your molier-than-thou attitude! Stick your bloody mole up your bum bum, you moley bastard! Moley MOLE!!!
* In ''Film/TheBoondockSaints'' there's a particularly jarring one when one of the detectives screws up trying to describe the details of a fat man's demise during the Copley Plaza massacre to Agent Smecker and calls him the "fag man" instead. This does not go unnoticed by Smecker, who has been established as gay. It's even lampshaded immediately after;
-->'''Agent Smecker:''' Well. Freud was right. So you think they came for the fag man, eh?
* Parodied all to hell and back in the Jim Carrey film ''Film/LiarLiar'', due to the protagonist being under a curse that forces him to always tell the truth.
-->'''Attractive girl in elevator:''' Everyone here's been real nice to me.
-->'''Jim Carrey:''' Well, that's because you have big jugs. ''[alarmed expression]'' I mean… your boobs are huge! ''[even more alarmed]'' I mean… I wanna squeeze 'em! I mean… [[IWantMyMommy Mommy]].
* In ''Film/{{Hamlet 2}}'', Dana Marschz and the tight-ass principal of the school at which he teaches drama are having an argument about the appropriateness of staging a play which contains (minimal) nudity, sex and a controversial mangling of Creator/WilliamShakespeare's greatest play, organised religion, time travel and [[CreatorBreakdown Dana Marschz's]] [[WellDoneSonGuy daddy issues]] when out of the blue Dana suddenly screeches "You never believed in me daddy ''I hate you''!"
* In ''Film/HarryPotterAndTheOrderOfThePhoenix'' Sirius telling Harry "Nice one, James!", a stark change from [[Literature/HarryPotterAndTheOrderOfThePhoenix the book]] where Sirius' mixing up of Harry and his father is something he's fighting and is not stated so directly nor does he show signs of it when he's not stuck under house arrest in the former abusive home he ran away from as a teenager.
* Clark Griswold makes several of these at the lingerie counter at Macy's in ''Film/NationalLampoonsChristmasVacation''.
-->'''Clark:''' Oh, I was just smelling--smiling. I was just blouse--browsing. I, uh, heh heh. Well, I guess it just wouldn't… Oh hee hee, it wouldn't be the Christmas shopping season if the stores were any less hooter than they--''hotter'' than they are. Whew. It is warm in here, isn't it?\\
'''Mary:''' You have your coat on.\\
'''Clark:''' Yes, oh do I? Yeah, it is a bit nipply out. I mean nippy. What am I saying, nipple?
* In ''Film/AnalyzeThat'', Billy Crystal's character is talking with a pair of plainclothes police detectives (one of whom is an attractive, short-skirted woman) and mentions his late father, whose funeral he's just returned from.
-->'''Crystal:''' He was a great, great legs. Man.
* ''Film/AnnieHall''.
-->'''Annie:''' Well, she said that I should probably come five times a week. And you know something? I don't think I mind analysis at all. The only question is, is "Will it change my wife?"\\
'''Alvy:''' Will it change your wife?\\
'''Annie:''' Will it change my life?\\
'''Alvy:''' Yeah, but you said, "Will it change my wife?"\\
'''Annie:''' No I didn't. I said, "Will it change my life, Alvy?"\\
'''Alvy:''' ''[to audience]'' She said, "Will it change my wife?" You heard that, because you were there. So I'm not crazy.
* In ''Film/TwentySevenDresses'', when Jane introduces her sister and her boss it goes as follows:
--> '''Jane:''' Right! George, this is my sister Tess. Tess, this is my George. I mean--not ''my'' George, he--Uh--
* In ''Film/SleepyHollow'', Ichabod Crane has a moment where he keeps on repeating the word "Which" when talking to a woman he assumes is a "Witch".
* George [=McFly=] from ''Film/BackToTheFuture'' is often known for his tendency to confuse the word "density" with the word "destiny." In one conversation his time-traveling son Marty casually refers to him as "dad," which after some nervous stammering he covers up with "Daddy-O."
* ''Film/NightAtTheMuseum'': "Any questions not about this dress… tunic?"
* In ''Film/{{Transformers}}'', Sam has a minor Freudian slip that would make any girl inch away, when offering to drive Michaela home:
-->'''Sam:''' I was wondering if… if I could ride you home… I, I mean if I could give you a ride home.
* In the first ''Film/SexAndTheCity'' film, Samantha sees Dante taking an outdoor shower completely naked, when he notices her.
-->'''Samantha:'''I'm sorry, I'm your next door neighbor and my dog ran up on your dick… deck!
* ''Film/{{Spaceballs}}'': "I'll have the cleavage. Uh, the special." (Barf at the diner staring at the waitress)
* ''Film/XMenApocalypse'': While talking to Hank, Charles' subconscious can't hide his lust for Moira when he's supposed to be concerned about an unusual energy surge in Cairo.
-->'''Xavier''': I want to go check her out--check out the situation. ''(awkwardly clears his throat)''
* In ''Film/SupermanTheMovie'', Daily Planet editor-in-chief Perry White tells Jimmy Olsen to get him a coffee black with two sugars, and after Jimmy says, "Yes, Chief", Perry adds "And don't call me sugar" without even correcting himself. The whole thing is a joke about Perry's usual "Don't call me Chief" line to Jimmy.
* In the live-action version of ''Film/OneHundredAndOneDalmatians'', Roger tries to offer Anita a cup of tea to warm herself with when he first met her, but instead says, "Do you want a cup of marriage, uh, tea?"
* In ''[[Music/TheRutles The Rutles: All You Need Is Cash,]]'' as a parody of John Lennon's "more popular than Jesus" statement, his Rutle {{Expy}} Ron Nasty claimed the Rutles were bigger than God, but he meant to say bigger than ''Rod''… Music/RodStewart.
* In ''Film/{{Komaa}}'', Hassan invites Maryam to "his" house, and asks her if she wants cucumber or banana.
* Directly called out in ''Film/ThePresidentsAnalyst''--Dr. Schaefer is captured by good-natured Russian spy Kropotkin. Schaefer works his way out of a forced defection by engaging Kropotkin in friendly conversation, learning Kropotkin's KGB father had arrested his mother in a Stalin-era purge.
-->'''Schaefer:''' You really love your father, don't you?\\
'''Kropotkin:''' Love? That's hardly the word. He's a giant, a colossus! He's Peter the Great! He's Ivan the Terrible! You have to see him to believe him! And, you probably ''will'' see him!\\
'''Schaefer:''' Sort of a "super-dad", right?\\
'''Kropotkin:''' Yeah, that's right!\\
'''Schaefer:''' You hate him, don't you?\\
'''Kropotkin:''' Yeah, I hate him… ''no'', I ''love'' him!\\
'''Schaefer:''' Freudian slip. You have said aloud, for probably the first time in your life, that you hate your father.
* In ''Film/{{Psycho}}'', [[NervousWreck Norman]] [[MommyIssues Bates]] can't figure out how to say "fallacy" without accidentally saying "phallus" so he just [[DefiedTrope makes up a different word]].
-->'''Norman:''' You know, I heard the phrase 'eats like a bird' is actually a fa-- fal-- f-- uh, [[PerfectlyCromulentWord falsity]].
* In ''Film/ShortCircuit'', when Stephanie Speck calls Nova Laboratories on the phone, saying that she would want to speak to "one of your head warmongers", the person receiving the phone call calls Dr. Martin "Dr. Warmonger" before correcting himself and handing Dr. Martin the phone.
* ''Film/FletchLives''. Fletch even does it while serving as TheNarrator.
-->''Now the lead-lined containers painted with innocent bluebirds added a crucial piece to the puzzle that had begun way back in Amanda Ross's pants...I mean, bedroom.''

[[folder:Tokes--uh, Jokes]]
* This one:
-->How many psychoanalysts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
-->Two: One to screw it in, and the other to hold my penis. I mean, my mother! I mean, the ladder!
* A Freudian slip is when you say one thing and mean your mother.
* A well known German joke goes about the anxious announcer on the radio who will present the [[TheNutcracker "Nussknacker Suite".]] Collegues have made her nervous not to forget the second n [[note]]kacker=shitter[[/note]] and she mumbles to herself: Nussk''n''acker. Nussk''n''acker. Nussk''n''acker. The great moment is there. "Now you hear the Nussk''n''acker Suite..." (phew) "...by Peter Scheißkowsky." [[note]]Shitkowsky. [[LostInTranslation Sorry, it only works in German.]] [[/note]]
* Averted by Scottish comedian Danny Bhoy:
-->'''Danny:''' You can't run on a beach in Scotland, you'd break your bloody legs. All those [[BlackIsBiggerInBed big, slippery, black rocks]]... Boy, am I glad I said ''that'' right.
* Parodied by comedian Jonathan Katz:
-->'''Katz:''' I was having dinner with my father one night when I had a classic Freudian Slip. I meant to say "please pass the salt" and is came out "you prick, you ruined my childhood!"
* Brazilian comedian Felipe Xavier has a character, O Incrível Rosca (The Incredible Bagel), a seemingly heterosexual man which [[HulkingOut Hulks Out]] [[ForcedOutOfTheCloset Of The Closet]] by mistaking what other people say for gay questioning\innuendo.

[[folder:Liberace--oh, wait, Literature]]
* In one volume of Creator/PiersAnthony's pun-filled ''Literature/{{Xanth}}'' series, ''The Color of Her Panties'', the well-endowed Mera ''wears'' a Freudian [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slip_%28clothing%29 slip]]. It keeps, well, slipping and showing a bit more than she intended.
* Genghis Khan commits a rather heartwarming slip in ''[[Literature/{{Conqueror}} Lords of the Bow]]''; talking about the expansion of the Mongol nation, he pointedly tells Jochi that it could all be taken away from him by an annoying son who doesn't know when to shut up. Jochi notes that this is the first time Genghis has acknowledged him as his son.
* In Creator/SpiderRobinson's ''[[Literature/CallahansCrosstimeSaloon Callahan's Secret]]'', Jake introduces himself to Mary at their first meeting (both of them are naked, on the roof of the bar, in the rain) with the unforgettable opening line "It certainly is a very nice tits." He later reverses himself when attempting to compliment her assets with "you certainly have [[UnusualEuphemism a very nice evening]]".
* ''Literature/TwentyThousandLeaguesUnderTheSea'' has a rare non-sexual slip-up. Arronax is rather perturbed when he finds out he is to go shark-hunting, and later accidentally replaces the word "pearls" with "sharks".
* In the afterword of ''LightNovel/FateZero'', Gen Urobuchi notes that he made a typo, accidentally writing "courage" as "lingering ghosts." He hypothesizes that this is the result of using HATRED...Whoops, he meant [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_IME IME]].
* ''Literature/TheDresdenFiles'':
** In Book 6, Harry sends his air spirit adviser, Bob, to find out where an enemy is hiding. Bob instead spends the time visiting strip clubs. When Harry is (to put it mildly) upset about it, Bob tries to calm him down with:
--->'''Bob:''' I was just doing the breast job I co-- best, best! The best job I could!
** And then Murphy gets into the act when she goes on vacation with Kincaid in Hawaii and leaves Dresden a message on his answering service.
--->'''Murphy:''' Thanks for taking care of my pants. Er, plants, plants!
::: Harry immediately lampshades that it was a "big old Freudian slip."
* ''Literature/FreakyFriday'': PlayedWith. When the school psychologist asks "Mrs. Andrews" about her relationship with her husband, Annabel says that "it's none of your business about my relationship with my father!" The reader knows why she said it, but the psychologist takes it as a "revealing" slip.
* ''Literature/TheHungerGames'': After Rue is [[spoiler:fatally injured by the District 1 Career]], in a panic, Katniss refers to her as "Prim" in her narration, though it's not really a secret that Rue has been a surrogate Prim in Katniss' eyes before that. And reversed in a later book Katniss sees Prim after [[spoiler:Rue's death]] and calls Prim "Rue" in the narration.
* ''Literature/StarWarsKenobi'': Annileen is trying to deny to her friend Leelee that she's missing Ben when he stops coming to her store, only for Leelee to point out that she just addressed a package to the "Kenobi system."
* ''Literature/TinkerTailorSoldierSpy''. Smiley relates how he once interrogated KGB spymaster Karla, to convince him to defect. Karla remains silent throughout the interrogation while Smiley ends up SayingTooMuch. By harping on about how much Karla's wife must miss him, and being willing to [[ItWasAGift give away his lighter]], Smiley reveals his own marriage problems, which [[MagnificentBastard Karla chooses to exploit years later]].
* ''[[MagnificentBastard Lord Vetinari]]'' of all people makes one in ''Discworld/Snuff'' when he refers to the good ship Wonderful Fanny as...well...the Enormous Fanny.

[[folder:Light Passion--oh, Live Action TV!]]
* On ''Series/OurMissBrooks'', Miss Brooks sometimes slips something marriage or romance related when talking to Mr. Boynton.
* In ''Series/GameOfThrones'', Ser Loras Tyrell subconsciously let it slip that Renly Baratheon (his lover) was ''far'' more than a brother-in-law to him when he tells the court, "My sister Margaery, her husband was [[spoiler:taken from ''us'' before…" He should've said, "her husband was taken from ''her''," or simply, "her husband was taken," instead.]]
* Several in ''Series/MockTheWeek'' with "Bad things to hear at the psychiatrist's"
** Hello, and welcome to your first session of freudian analysis. Now, what seems to be the ''penis''?
** Ok, word association time. I'm going to say a word and I want you to say the first thing that pops into your ''breasts''.
* ''Series/{{Blossom}}'': Blossom addresses Six by the name "Sex" at least once...and blurting out the word made her conclude (incorrectly) that her boyfriend, Vince, was trying to pressure her into taking their relationship to the next level.
* ''Series/TheWestWing''
** Dramatic example in the episode "Noel". Josh is bemoaning the presence of Christmas bagpipe players in the foyer of the West Wing, and at one point snaps "I can hear the damn sirens all over the building!", substituting 'sirens' for 'pipes'. Dramatic because it is just one of the numerous signs that Josh is acting increasingly irrational and unstable as a result of a rapidly approaching Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder breakdown he is heading towards as a consequence of being shot a few episodes earlier.
** A more traditionally Freudian family-related one would be in "Somebody's Going to Emergency, Somebody's Going to Jail," when Sam finds out that his father has been having an extramarital affair for the last twenty-eight years. On the same day, a friend of Donna's asks him to look into clearing the name of her grandfather, a State Department staffer accused of being a Soviet spy in the 1950's. He throws himself into it, only to find out that the guy actually ''was'' a spy. Donna tries to stop him from telling her friend, and he launches into a passionate speech about betrayed loyalty, ending it with, "This girl's going to find out who her father was!" Donna softly says, [[spoiler:"Sam… you meant ''grandfather''."]]
* ''Series/WhoseLineIsItAnyway'': Thank you, Colin, for showing us your deep desire for [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMwHxLuqwpQ& Animal Porn!]]
* Tobias and Buster from ''Series/ArrestedDevelopment'' often come up with these, supposedly communicating their subliminal homosexuality/Oedipus complex respectively.
** Also this example:
--->'''Gob:''' It's him! [[UnfortunateNames Gilligan]] killed the [[Series/GilligansIsland Skipper]]! Stripper!
* ''Series/{{MASH}}''
** Frank Burns loses his temper and snaps at Father Mulcahy:
--->'''Hot Lips:''' Frank!\\
'''Frank:''' Oh, sorry, Father. Sorry, Mother… Margaret.
** In the episode "To Market, To Market", Frank is talking with Henry Blake in his tent, which is strewn with nurses' lingerie:
--->'''Frank:''' Sir, I'm afraid there may be black stockings… er, marketeers operating in the camp.
** In "A Full Rich Day", the 4077th has seemingly misplaced the body of a fallen Luxembourgian officer, to the outrage of the man's commander. By way of apology, Henry proposes holding a memorial service, stating "It's the lost we could do."
--->'''Henry:''' ''[officiating at the ceremony]'' Lost but not least… I mean, uh… least but not lost…
* ''Series/MarriedWithChildren''
** Al has a fantasy about a sexy girl coming to the shoestore:
--->'''Girl:''' Hi there, shoe man. I was in last week, and I can't stop thinking about you. Remember me?\\
'''Al:''' Nightly. I mean, vaguely.
** Escorting a pretty woman out of the house:
--->'''Al:''' After you, my rear. I mean, my dear.
** Al and Steve go to a bra shop:
--->'''Saleswoman:''' May I help you?\\
'''Steve:''' Uh, yes. We'd like to buy some breasts. A bra!\\
'''Al:''' And breasts.
* ''Franchise/StarTrek'':
** Happened to Captain Archer twice in the ''Series/StarTrekEnterprise'' episode "A Night in Sickbay". Dr. Phlox calls to his attention the fact that he is attracted to T'Pol, but Archer denies it. Late when T'Pol enters the room he makes the two following Freudian slips: "…but I'm doing the breast… [{{beat}}] The ''best'' I can." and "When you get to the bridge, you can send me your lips. Lisp. ''List!''"
--->'''Phlox:''' Two [[HoldYourHippogriffs Pillarian Slips]] in less than thirty seconds. Interesting…
** Legend says that Captain Kirk's slip "…Spock. Eh, Scotty." (sometime after the non-permanent death of Spock) was a slip by Creator/WilliamShatner and [[ThrowItIn was thrown in because it fit so well]].
** Captain Picard also called Lieutenant Barclay, 'Broccoli.' The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T41gqFO9zb0 look of utter mortification]] of Picard's face when he realizes is golden.
* Jane from ''Series/{{Coupling}}'' comes out with a beauty, when she compliments a co-worker she fancies on his fantastic penis. And goes on to say 'I used to have one of those'. During a later conversation, she goes into a full-blown FreudianSlipperySlope.
* In the ''Series/WizardsOfWaverlyPlace'' episode "Alex Does Good", Alex is forced to join the Happy Helpers Club, where they get rewards for doing next to nothing. Alex ends up questioning whether anyone thought that the club was wrong for it, this is followed by Harper standing up and yelling "I don't, it's time I got some appreciation, Mom!"
** We also see this in TheMovie, when Justin lets slip that the reason he's always tried so hard to be perfect is that he's afraid that his parents won't love him otherwise.
** And Harper again in "Monster Hunters" when she's teaching Alex study tricks. She starts singing a mnemonic song and it turns into a rant on how Alex is a bad friend.
* From ''Series/{{QI}}'' Episode "Fashion";
-->'''Stephen Fry:''' Anything else were just Freudian slits--SLIPS!
* The "Football practice!" running gag from ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'' probably count as this.
* ''Theatre/AvenueQ'' presenting Animania on the Comedy Channel:
-->'''Lucy the Slut:''' You really have a one-track mind, don't you?\\
'''Trekkie Monster:''' Porn.
* ''Series/{{Cheers}}''
** One episode had Cliff explaining to Woody that a Freudian slip was "when you say one thing when you're actually thinking about a mother."
* ''Series/{{Frasier}}''
** Fraiser lost a girlfriend because he kept calling her Cassandra, the name of his most recent ex-girlfriend.
** [[ReplacementFlatCharacter Niles]] pulled off a truly epic one in the episode "Adventures in Paradise."
--->'''Niles:''' If you ask me, Frasier, your trepidation is well-founded. It is possible to move a relationship along too fast and ultimately marry too hastily. You could find a few years down the line that the person isn't really right for you, and then, what happens if you meet the right person? Someone who really excites you and makes you feel alive, but you can't act upon it because you're trapped in a stale, albeit comfortable Maris! ''[several awkward {{beat}}s]'' …''marriage''. I have to go now.
** In another episode, "The Last Time I Saw Maris", Frasier tries to talk Niles out of apologizing to Maris after she files for divorce:
--->'''Frasier:''' If you back down now you will go through the rest of your life feeling weak and small because you never had the courage to say "I will not let you treat me like this, Lilith! …''Maris!''" …'ell, I've lost all credibility here. Dad, will you please say something?
* On ''Series/{{Friends}}'', Ross called Emily "Rachel" ''at the altar'', after which the whole marriage went to hell.
* Emily from ''Series/{{Skins}}'', just after a fairly intense conversation with Naomi.
-->'''Thomas:''' Which [twin] are you?\\
'''Emily:''' Gay… I mean Emily!
* Used as a plot device, near the end of the series, Sabrina from ''Series/SabrinaTheTeenageWitch'' has a Freudian Slip (interestingly in front of her fiance's psychologist mother) when she meant to say "I love _____" (honestly, how many of us can remember the name of the boyfriend at the final season, the show had a real problem with major time holes between seasons) what she ended up saying is "I love Harvey!"
* ''Series/{{Angel}}'':
** PlayedForDrama, [[Creator/JossWhedon of course]]. In the first season episode "I've Got You Under My Skin", when Cordy and Wes start bickering, Angel accidentally [[spoiler:calls Wesley "Doyle", revealing that Doyle's death got to him more than he lets on]].
** In the fourth season episode "Spin the Bottle", Wesley blurts out "Lets not give up probe", after Fred rambles about how aliens must have probed her helpless, naked body.
* ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'':
** Xander's first words to Buffy are a Freudian slip:
--->'''Xander:''' Can I have you? I mean, can I ''help'' you?
** In Season 7, Buffy lets slip that she had [[UnresolvedSexualTension and likely still has]] feelings for Spike while [[BadLiar trying]] to tell Willow they're JustFriends:
--->'''Buffy:''' Why does everyone think I'm still in love with Spike?
** "We're your bosom friends! The friends of your bosom!"
** Xander also does this in "Teacher's Pet", when seeing the She-Mantis in a rather tight and revealing dress: "It's the most beautiful chest--''dress'' I've ever seen."
** In the final episode, Willow has to do some powerful magic, and tells her lesbian lover Kennedy [[StakingTheLovedOne she might have to kill her if she turns evil]]. Kennedy retorts, "Bite me!" Willow says, "I will… I mean I do mean it."
* On a ''Series/TheLateLateShow'' episode, Craig Ferguson once tried to say, "Glass is breaking", but it came out as, "''Grass'' is breaking". After catching himself, Ferguson remarked, "That was a bit of a Freudian penis."
* ''Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus'':
** From the episode "Owl-Stretching Time":
--->'''Colonel:''' I object, in the strongest possible terms, to this obvious reference to our own slogan "It's a dog's life… er, a ''man's'' life in the modern army."\\\
'''Colonel:''' I have already warned this programme about infringing the Army copyright of our slogan "It's a pig's life… man's life in the modern army". And I'm warning you if it happens again, I shall come down on this programme like a ton of bricks… right.
** A later sketch has a list of composers that includes "Panties… sorry."
** In the "Science Fiction Sketch", after Angus Podgorny's wife is killed by a blancmange, an inspector tells him:
--->'''Inspector:''' Do sit down, Mr Podgorny. I think what's happened is terribly, terribly, funny… ''tragic''.
** Once, after an escalating series of slips:
--->'''Art critic:''' I'd like to talk to you tonight about the place of the nude in my bed… i-in the history of my bed. Art! Art. In the history of art. The nude in the history of tart… call girl! Sorry. Start again. ''[clears throat]'' Bum. Oh, what a giveaway!
* ''Series/TheColbertReport'' gave us an interesting opening non-sequitur:
-->'''Stephen:''' Sigmund Freud was born this week in 1850-sex. Oh, did I say "sex"? I meant "boobs". This is The Colbert Mommy!
* ''Series/AmericasFunniestHomeVideos'' managed to compile a whole sequence of people saying "sex" instead of "success" (see Real Life below)
* In [[http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=BrMOBHdQfjc&feature=related this collection of TV-bloopers]] a female newscaster, after a seeing a scene from Africa with a lion in it, comments "Mm, nice pussy", probably ensuring that questions of her sexual preferences will follow her throughout her entire career.
* In the ''Series/AllInTheFamily'' episode "Class Reunion", Edith doesn't want to go to her class reunion without Archie, but changes her mind when she finds out, that her old crush, Buck Evans will be there. When Archie hears this, he decides he will go too. When Gloria asks if it's because of Buck Evans, he answers: "No! Because no real man lets his wife go out alone at night after Buck! Dark!"
* ''Series/{{Glee}}''
-->'''Santana:''' I've got to gay… go! Go. I-I've got to go.
** Kurt, approving [[AlphaBitch Santana's]] prom dress:
--->'''Kurt:''' I have no criticisms. Go with God, Satan! ''[beat]'' Santana!
* A blooper that did not make officially on air on ''Series/MatchGame'' but has been seen in blooper shows had Gene Rayburn introducing new contestant Karen Lesko, then commenting on her dimples. Instead he said "nipples."
* Example from ''Series/{{Community}}'' episode "[[Recap/CommunityS1E09Debate109 Debate 109]]"
-->'''Jeff:''' We should study separately, by ourselves.\\
'''Annie:''' Yeah, that way we can be more reproductive--''productive''!
* The ''Series/{{Charmed}}'' episode "[[UsefulNotes/SanFrancisco Sand Fransisco Dreamin']]" gives an interesting slip where Piper is anxious about a dream where she makes out with another man:
-->'''Piper:''' I don't get it. I mean, why would a demon be interested in killing people's dream? I mean, they're just harmless '''''erotic''''' fun.\\
'''Paige:''' Did you say erotic?\\
'''Piper:''' Exotic. I said exotic.
* Happens in an episode of ''Series/TwoAndAHalfMen''. Alan is called in for a meeting with Jake's principal after his son makes fun of a girl's large breasts. Outside the office, Alan meets the girl's mother, who has similarly large breasts, and uses this trope to dig himself and Jake a bigger hole.
* In ''Series/PeepShow'', Mark is doing some word association with a therapist, and decides to lie. We hear the answer he thinks and then the one he says: "Work." ''Snake pit.'' "Snake… charmer." Eventually we get, "Mother." ''[[GirlNextDoor Sophie]].'' "Fuck! [[OhCrap No, not 'fuck'!]]"
* ''Series/DoctorWho'':
** In the episode "Blink", one of the few non-terrifying scenes are Billy Shipton hitting on Sally Sparrow. Sally tries to sound non-committal, and then this:
--->'''Billy:''' And that's Sally...?\\
'''Sally:''' Sally Shipton. Sparrow! Sally Sparrow. I'm going now. Don't look at me.
** In the original series' "Remembrance of the Daleks", there's a throwaway line by The Doctor that's often connected with the fabled "[[AbortedArc Cartmel Master Plan]]":
--->'''Doctor:''' The Hand of Omega is a mythical name for Omega's remote star manipulator, a device used to customize stars. And didn't we have trouble with the prototype...\\
'''Ace:''' "We"?\\
'''Doctor:''' They.
* On one episode of ''Series/{{Scrabble}}'', host Chuck Woolery accidentally said "Let's recrap the scores".
* At least twice during his long tenure as host of ''Series/TheNewlywedGame'', Bob Eubanks said "25-point [[RagingStiffie boner]] question" instead of "bonus".
* In an early episode of ''Series/{{Scrubs}}'', Dr. Kelso unloads a difficult patient on Elliot after she pisses him off. The patient in question is an elderly man who has a habit of disrobing for no reason. The first time he does this in front of Elliot, she nervously makes an excuse to leave the room:
-->'''Elliot:''' Excuse me while I go check on another penis. ''Patient!'' Um, he's a--he's a penis patient."
* On the first episode of ''Series/WheelOfFortune'' after the retirement of the [[RetiredGameShowElement shopping rounds]], a contestant asked to buy an owl instead of a vowel. Host Pat Sajak quipped that they no longer sell birds on the show.
* On an episode of the 1989 revival of ''Series/NowYouSeeIt'', host Chuck Henry was revealing one of the answers that the contestant had missed in the BonusRound. One of them was "Peanuts", but when saying it, Henry accidentally omitted the "T".
* When Rose introduces her new boyfriend to Dorothy and Blanche in ''Series/TheGoldenGirls'', they try desperately to [[IgnoreTheDisability ignore his smallness]], but it just becomes an unfortunate string of these.
-->'''Dorothy:''' May I take your height?--''hat!''
* In ''Series/MajorCrimes'', Captain Sharon Raydor has this when she's talking about the foster child she's taking care of.
-->'''Raydor:''' My primary concern as his mother is—as his guardian—is his safety.
* On ''Series/TheThinBlueLine'', after the sex therapist Fowler and Patricia are seeing starts ''stripping''--"Thank you, Constable Nipple."
* ''Series/RedDwarf''; Kryten accidentally calls Rimmer's mother a "silly old trout", and tries to excuse himself with "I've no fish to embarrass you further, I'll let myself trout."
* ''Series/BreakingBad'': An example of this trope PlayedForDrama. In the season two finale, "ABQ", we see air traffic controller Don Margolis at work, stricken by grief after the recent death of his daughter Jane. Eventually, he says "Jane Mike two one" instead of "Juliet Mike two one", inadvertently causing two planes to start heading on a collision course that culminates with them crashing in midair, killing all 167 people aboard the planes.
* Nickelodeon's ''Hi Honey, I'm Home'' had the teenage son introducing his mother to Babs, the girl next door. Noticing how Babs [[SweaterGirl fills out her tight sweater,]] Mother stammers, "Nice to meet you, Boobs--uh, Babs."
* ''Series/Superstore'':
--> In the episode "Black Friday", when Amy is calling her husband Adam to tell her about the results of her pregnancy test, she says "I'm not happy! I mean, pregnant. I'm not pregnant."

[[folder:Muses--uh, wait, Music!]]
* The Music/RayStevens song "Freudian Slip" is about a man who tries to impress a woman with his SesquipedalianLoquaciousness but instead says something embarrassing. The second time he meets the woman, she's holding his job interview, and HilarityEnsues once again.
* Music/TheyMightBeGiants fit an interesting twofer into "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XdqMGBZjGM They'll Need A Crane]]":
-->Don't call me at work again\\
No, no, the boss still hates me\\
I'm just tired, and I don't love you anymore\\
And there's a restaurant we should check out\\
Where the other nightmare people\\
Like to go, [[VerbalBackspace I mean nice people]]\\
[[ComicallyMissingThePoint Baby wait, I didn't mean to say "nightmare"]]
* The chorus of Music/HomerAndJethro's "The Battle of Kookamonga" has this line: "We learn to make sparks by rubbing sticks together." In a live performance, they flubbed the last occurrence of the chorus line as:
-->We learn to make sparks by rubbing girls... uh, sticks... rubbing sticks together.
* MF DOOM lets one fly in "Accordion".
--> That's why he brings his own needles\\
And get more cheese than Doritos, Cheetos or Fritos\\
Slip like Freudian\\
Your first and last step to playing yourself like accordion\\

[[folder:Professional Hustling--wait, Wrestling!]]
* Wrestling/JimRoss let a few out every now and then, such as "Wrestling/MarkHenry is handling the big Johnson" (Wrestling/RoyalRumble 1998) and "Wrestling/{{Lita}}'s here! Jerking Wrestling/{{Edge}} off… the ladder!" (Wrestling/WrestleMania XVII)
** Which is HilariousInHindSight when you think about the the whole Lita/Edge incident.
* Wrestling/BookerT's major FreudianSlip of "Wrestling/HulkHogan, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1o82BVKFp8 We Comin' For You Nigga!!]]"
* Wrestling/KevinSullivan, that dude terrified Steven Corino when he was 18… when he was 10.

[[folder: Laid, yo -- I mean, Radio]]
* Parodied in one episode of ''Radio/TheInfiniteMonkeyCage'', in which psychologist Richard Wiseman says Freud's theories are completely untestical.

[[folder:Bedroom, er, uh, Tabletop Games]]
* A variation appears in the "Auspicious Beginnings" module for the {{wuxia}} RPG ''Weapons of the Gods'': The beautiful courtesan Red Lotus challenges one player to write the character for "beauty" on a 10-foot scroll in one stroke. If they fail their Calligraphy roll… well, all the module will say ''outright'' is that they "accidentally spell out what they were thinking, instead", but the implication is fairly clear.

[[folder:Cheater--um, Teater--darn, Theater]]
* In ''Theatre/ByeByeBirdie'', teenage girls scream their hearts out when they hear their idol Conrad Birdie sing "Honestly Sincere". The lyrics have perhaps less of a FreudianSlip than a case of walking blindly into a DoubleEntendre:
-->When I sing about a tree,\\
I really feel that tree.\\
When I sing about a girl,\\
I really feel that girl--\\
I mean, I really feel sincere!
* In "Putting It Together" from ''Theatre/SundayInTheParkWithGeorge'', the modern-day George is busily propping up cardboard cutouts of himself while singing:
-->If you want to your work to reach fruition,\\
What you need's a link with your tradition,\\
And of course a prominent commission,\\
Plus a little formal recognition,\\
So that you can go on exhibit--\\
So that ''your work'' can go on exhibition!
* In ''Theatre/OnTheTown'', [[LadyDrunk Madame Dilly]], finding her bottle empty, excuses herself from the room, telling Ivy, "I'll be back before you can say Jack Daniels--Jack Robinson."
* More complex than a simple word swap, in ''Theatre/TwelfthNight'', when Orsino's BerserkButton is pushed ([[spoiler:he finds out that Olivia loves Cesario]]), he threatens to murder Cesario, comparing himself to an Egyptian thief who murdered his own lover to keep her from being tortured. He's inadvertently revealing that Cesario is the one he's in love with.
* In the all-female Chalmers{{spex}} of 2012, Cristal asks George to put away the picnic. George grumbles about how he has to do everything around here--Thomas, his object of mutual [[HomoeroticSubtext uncertain affection]], blurts this out:
-->'''Thomas:''' I'll help you, gorgeous--Georgeous--George!
* In ''Theatre/TheBibleTheCompleteWordOfGodAbridged'', during the Noah's Ark AudienceParticipation sequence, the players may suddenly realize that the two ducks selected from the audience are both women. They tell each other not to worry about Noah having two female ducks: "this is a perfectly good pair of dykes and--DUCKS!!! Ducks!! Oh, I'm really sorry..."

[[folder:Audio--no, Video Games, Video, right!]]
* In ''VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorney'', Phoenix remarks about April May "I'll get to that woman's bottom! Wait… I mean… you know what I mean."
* ''VideoGame/PokemonBlackAndWhite'': When encountered in Castelia City, Ghetsis has a minor one when he accidentally discusses his plans for Unova, only to immediately correct himself and say [[AnimalWrongsGroup Team Plasma]] instantly. Blink and you'll miss it, but this slip [[{{Foreshadowing}} foreshadows]] his [[ManipulativeBastard true]] [[BigBad nature]]. He does this again in the [[VideoGame/PokemonBlack2AndWhite2 sequels]] in the reverse order, fitting his true nature as the cat has already been let out of the bag.
* ''VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins'':
** Shale has this in an exchange with Sten:
--->'''Shale:''' I could watch you fight all day long. The skill you display, the form… how the light plays on its muscles… I mean, yes. Well done. With the fighting.
** In Denerim, one Chantry sister who keeps saying names for food [[{{Malaproper}} instead of the correct words]], does so because it is getting close to meal time and she's hungry.
* In ''VideoGame/BeyondGoodAndEvil'', a soldier tells Jade:
-->'''Soldier:''' If you want to know the truth, buy the [[VoiceOfTheResistance IRIS paper]]. Uh… I mean the [[KentBrockmanNews Hillyan Word]]. No… anything but the Hillyan Word.
* Duke Nukem does this in ''VideoGame/DukeNukem3D'' when you interact with a microphone.
-->'''Duke:''' This is [[BroadcastingInTheUnitedStates KTIT]]--[[JustForPun K-Tit!]] Bringing you the breast, uh, the best tunes in town!
* In ''VisualNovel/{{Sunrider}}'', [[{{Tsundere}} Icari]] blurts out this gem while loudly questioning [[WhatDoesSheSeeInHim what the other female members of the crew see in their captain]], Kayto Shields (while Shields is ''right there'', no less):
--> '''Icari:''' Ah, the most unreliable space captain in the history of space captains! I can’t believe I like a guy like him! U-uck… I-I-I-I-I MEAN… I-i-i-i-it… IT’S NOT LIKE I LIKE YOU OR ANYTHING!!!


[[folder:Wet--uh, Web Original]]
* [[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner Strong Bad]]. More than once he has let slip that he is not TheCasanova, but a mere CasanovaWannabe.
** One episode has him confusing the words "missionaries" and "mercenaries" during a presentation about his mercenary [[BlatantLies career]]. Wasn't exactly Freudian per se, but still an embarrassing Slip.
* [[WebAnimation/FTLKestrelAdventures]] In episode 24, Cremity has one. Lampshaded by Manon.
-->Pavalo: Are you sure? Are you hoping to find what's left of your group's research, or are you out for revenge?
--> Cremity: Finding the revenge would be great. And I'd like to continue.
--> Pavalo: Hold on. Did you just say'find the revenge'?
--> Cremity: No. I said 'research'.
--> Manon: Feudian slipsare common among those experiencing moments of extreme emotional-
--> Cremity: can we just go?
* The very first line of ''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick's'' review of ''Film/{{Labyrinth}}'': "I think everyone remembers their first bone--[[Music/DavidBowie Bowie]]!"
** And then WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic does it too in his review of ''Barb Wire''. "Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic, I remember it so you don't boobies! I mean, er... boobies, with the booby boobies...[[FreudianSlipperySlope boobyboobyboobies]]!"
** From the ''A Kid in King Arthur's Court'' review:
--->'''Nostalgia Critic:''' Hey, they're actresses first and sisters second, and that's good enough in my porno--[[VerbalBackspace book]].
* WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick is also guilty of this, albeit unlike most examples, she didn't realize it. During her video concerning ''Film/{{Divergent}}'' and other [=YA=] movies, while listing the [=YA=] movies of 2013, she mispronounces "[[Film/TheMortalInstrumentsCityOfBones City of Bones]]" as "City of ''Boners''".
* In ''WebAnimation/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice'', the Emperor lets it slip that he was trying to access the Webway because Eldar hookers are much less shoddy, then backtracks and says that Eldar ''transport'' is much less shoddy. Given that it took Custodes' BigWhat for him to correct himself, this might've been him trolling Kitten. Then Kitten does the same in the very next episode while discussing the Tau, mentioning that the Tau males lust for "Greater Goods", then backtracking to mention their superior technology and firepower.
* ''VideoGame/{{Bayonetta}}'' made [[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee]] lapse into tits… I mean this.
** Not the only time, either.
--->'''Yahtzee:''' ...but it's just not as much fun as tonguing another man's balls. ''[beat]'' I mean, as it used to be. [[HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday I'm not gay.]]
* [=EditZP=] (who is slightly memetic for making large quantities of workbenches then abandoning them), accidentally slipped up during his ''VideoGame/{{Minecraft}}'' ''Golden Hearts'' LetsPlay
-->'''[=EditZP=]:''' Alright, I need to make a wankbench... a wankbench. ''[laughs]''
::In the same episode, "Swastika."
* ''Fanfic/TheClassicDoctorWhoTwitterBlog'' has a tendency to do this whenever the Master turns up. "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS9E3TheSeaDevils Seaman-Master!]]". All instances of Ainley!Master's Tissue Compression Eliminator being called a dildo are, on the other hand, completely intentional.
* Happens to [[DarkActionGirl Tex]] of all people in ''Machinima/RedVsBlue'', while discussing the naked alien.
-->'''Tex:''' I was just admiring… his alien… muscle structure.\\
'''Tucker:''' Yeah, one particular part of his muscle structure.\\
'''Tex:''' Well, that's just a matter of penis. I mean opinion! Opinion! That's--that's it.\\
'''Church:''' Smooth.
* From ''WebVideo/DeathNoteTheAbridgedSeriesKpts4tv'':
-->'''Aizawa:''' So you're cool with me invading Misa and interrogating your house? Interesting.\\
'''Light:''' Oh, wait. You mean the other way around.\\
'''Aizawa:''' I don't know we'll burn that bridge before we cross it. C'mon Mogi, we have rights to violate.\\
'''Light:''' Wait, now I believe you meant what you said. Get back here!\\
'''Matsuda:''' That's not fair!
** There's also when [[MemeticMolester Ryuk]] makes the following proposition:
--->'''Ryuk:''' [[MonsterRoommate Tell you what—I need a place to stay.]] If you let me bunk with you maybe we can experiment together. W-with the Death Note. Not each other. You're a sick little girl, you know that?!\\
'''Light:''' But I'm a boy!\\
'''Ryuk:''' ''Riiight.''
* Makoto in ''WebAnimation/FiftyPercentOff'' makes a lot of these:
** "Let me help you out of that swimsuit- ''POOL''!"
** And later on, during the race between Haru and Rin:
-->'''Makoto:''' Come on Haru, you can do me! IT! It. You can do it.
-->'''Nagisa:''' I heard that one.
-->'''Makoto:''' Shut up! You're high as balls!
-->'''Nagisa:''' Heh, yeah, I am!
* ''WebVideo/TheHappyVideoGameNerd'': In calculating the score for ''The Sum of All Fears'', Derek blurts out "NEGATIVE FIFTY" before correcting himself, explaining that the review score ''starts'' at +50 and works downward. This does not speak well for the forthcoming tally. (The final score was just shy of zero.)
* The Riddler gets one in ''Videogame/BatmanArkhamKnight''
-->'''Riddler''': DIE, [[DaddyIssues FATHER]]!! I mean, Batman.
* During Closed Alpha play of ''VideoGame/DeepRockGalactic'' [[https://youtu.be/7K9AdJuvFr8?t=598 uploaded by GaLmHD]] after a Glyphid Praetorian appears (a giant armoured spider monster) ''WebVideo/ChilledChaos'' can be heard exclaiming "It's a Patriarchy!"
* ''WebAnimation/DSBTInsaniT'': Alex frequently lets it slip that he liked being evil and doing bad things. For example:
-->'''Alex''': My two bodyguards were female back in the good ol' day- I MEAN bad! Bad days! The days when I was evil!

[[folder:Webcomics! Yes! Got it slight--uh, right!]]
* Set up and used further down the page in [[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2002/5/06 this]] ''Webcomic/PennyArcade'' strip.
* ''Webcomic/YuMeDream'': [[http://rosalarian.com/yume/?ppd=263 "I'll just be a sex. I mean... sec."]]
* Used in small text in ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'' with a [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0747.html drunk Haley]].
-->'''Haley:''' Baby, I'm gonna sit on this spin until the room stops chairing.
* Lampshaded in the form of a "lightbulb" joke in [[http://www.pvponline.com/2004/11/29/november-29-2004/ this]] ''Webcomic/PvP''.
--> "Ladder! I meant ladder!"
* In ''Webcomic/BittersweetCandyBowl'', Lucy is understandably annoyed at being mounted by Yashy (No, not like ''that''). Mike then proceeds to accidentally call ''VideoGame/SonicRiders'' "Sonic Ride You".
* Once upon ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'', [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005152 during an apology,]] Karkat says this...
** Earlier, the narrator says (in Jade's perspective) "You have chalked it up to your family's longstanding propensity for eclectic [[UsefulNotes/FurryFandom fursuits]] wait you mean pursuits."
** [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005771 That wouldn't be the last time Karkat had an erotic slip of the tongue...]]
** And uu delivered [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006880 this]] little gem.
** [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006335 Here]], Jane comments on how Roxy accidentally said the Unabridged Sassacre's would be "set fire" to instead of "sent fine":
---> GG: That wasn't even a Freudian slip.\\
GG: Doctor Freud just tripped over an errant phallus, tumbled down a flight of stairs, and broke his neck.\\
GG: And then his cigar exploded comically in his face.
** Dave accidentally calls BrainWashedAndCrazy Jane "[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=008595 John's hot mom]]", [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=008630 twice]].
** He also accidentally refers to Roxy as having [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=009402 a hot ass]], while simultaneously [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=009404 calling her "mom" repeatedly]].
--->ROSE: Dave, even I'm having less trouble referring to Roxy by her name consistently, and I was the one who grew up knowing her as my literal mother.\\
ROSE: What is going on with you?\\
DAVE: nothing\\
DAVE: its just like semi accidentally replacing a word with another word in a majority of instances\\
DAVE: why do you need to read things into everything
** And yet pointing this out to Dave does not prevent Rose from doing the same [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=009486 shortly after]], also with [[PhraseCatcher John's hot mom.]]
* In ''Webcomic/ElGoonishShive'', [[StraightGay Justin]] laments the fact that Elliot is forced into GenderBending regularly due to PowerIncontinence.
-->'''Justin:''' It's like the universe is plotting against me. ''Elliot!'' Plotting against Elliot.
* Happens on [[http://thinkbeforeyouthink.net/?comic=20110107-freudian-slip this page]] of ''Webcomic/ThinkBeforeYouThink''.
* ''Webcomic/CyanideAndHappiness'' presents: [[http://www.explosm.net/comics/2630/ Freudian slip]], VisualPun edition.
* ''Webcomic/SluggyFreelance'': Dex: "I... I think you're very nice and boring, Zoë. I just said 'beautiful', right? 'Nice and beautiful'?"
* In ''Webcomic/SkinHorse'', this is Unity the zombie's reaction to hearing that a virtual reality accident might turn one of her compatriot's brains into (metaphorical) pudding.
-->'''Unity:''' That sounds delicious. I mean delicious. I mean tragic.
* In ''Webcomic/{{Consolers}}'', Konami ends up making some unfortunate autocorrect errors:
-->"Also, I have no idea about this forever pachinko." "shit I meant *farewell pachinko" "***PARTY dammit farewell party!"
--> "Haha, goddamn auto corrupt am I right?" "AUTOCORRECT god donut"


[[folder:Web Video! Two in a hoe--oh, row!]]
* Lizzie's "what if we missed our chance?" from Episode 91 of ''WebVideo/TheLizzieBennetDiaries''. She's supposed to be talking about Jane and Bing, but the "we" implies that she's thinking about Darcy.
* In Mathew Buck's ''WebVideo/{{Projector}}'' review of ''Film/SearchParty'', when he comments on Creator/ThomasMiddleditch spending most of the film naked:
-->This is a mainstream comedy [...] that features loads and loads of Thomas Middledick... ''sorry'', [[LampshadeHanging that was a Freudian slip]].
* In ''WebVideo/TrueFacts [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=110iUX1Ursk About the Armadillo]]'', we get this:
-->'''Narrator:''' Here are true facts about the arma-dildo--hmm, that's a typo. Here are true facts about the arma-dildo--oops. I said it again, two times.

[[folder:Western Any Motion--oh, Animation!]]
* In ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitans'' Johnny Rancid was the lowest tier criminal to ever appear; just a violent jerk with a motorcycle and a small laser gun. Then he gets the power to rewrite the rules of reality and turns the world into a gothic hellscape.
-->'''Raven:''' Cool... I mean oops.
* ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender'':
** In the finale, [[spoiler:Zuko wants to defeat their arch nemesis]], the ''Father''lord.
** In the second season, Azula's plan to capture Zuko and Iroh by acting like they were being brought back home honorably is ruined by a single soldier accidentally saying "prisoners" instead of "guests". She is rightly pissed.
* ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'':
** In "Fear of Flying", when Principal Skinner was at a psychiatrist's office, he mentions his "[[MyBelovedSmother beloved smother—mother]]!"
** In "Lisa's Sax", during Bart's first day of school, Skinner introduces himself to the new intake of students as "Principal Sinner", and when they burst out laughing mutters, "Oh, that does it, I've lost them forever."
** And in "The Last Temptation of Homer" when Homer is trying to avoid his attractive new co-worker Mindy and unexpectedly ends up in an elevator with her: "I guess we'll be going down together, I mean getting off together, I mean... That's okay, I'll just press the button for the stimulator."
** When Marge's RomanceNovel–inspired daydream is interrupted by Lisa's saxophone practice, she says "Lisa, stop blowing my sex! I mean stop blowing your sax! Your sax! Stop it!"
* ''WesternAnimation/DarkwingDuck'' slips to [[DatingCatwoman Morgana MacCawber]], "We're investigating a crime spree, and you're the prime seduction... uh, ''suspect''!"
* ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'',
** In one episode, Meg is dating a nudist. Her mother slips "Now, Meg, no need to get so testes… testy! Nuts! I mean crap!".
** When Meg goes to the meeting of the Lesbian Alliance, she says: "Hi, you gays… guys… girls."
** Lois says to [[BiggusDickus Chris]]: "Meet me in the ten inches or less line--items!"
** In the episode "Jerome Is the New Black", Peter finds out that Lois used to date his new friend, Jerome and gets jealous. Lois says: "You're being silly! I mean, Jerome and I dated over 12 inches ago!"
** Peter: "Lois, our relationship can not be measured in [[NippleAndDimed nipples and dimes]]… nickels and boobs… money."
** Stewie: "Wanna go ride the tea bags? …I mean, tea cups…? Tea bags…?"
* In one episode of ''WesternAnimation/{{Arthur}}'', Buster shoplifted something and was paranoid about getting caught when he and Arthur returned to the store. "Lemme just get these Lawbreakers--''Jaw''breakers!"
-->'''Mr. Ratburn:''' Arthur? Do you have a headache?
-->'''Arthur:''' Do I! …I mean, no…
* One of the most famous examples in ''WesternAnimation/XiaolinShowdown'':
--> '''Jack Spicer:''' ''[after defeating the monks and the Black Vipers]'' Say, who are all these people?
--> '''Jessie:''' We're the Black Vipers, the most elite all-girl gang to ever roam these wild plains.
--> '''Viper Girl:''' And since you have defeated us, our law demands that you inherit leadership of the Black Vipers.
--> '''Jack:''' Yes... I guess this makes me QUEEN!
--> ''[everybody stares]''
--> '''Jack:''' Uh... king.
* The 1944 ''WesternAnimation/{{Popeye}}'' cartoon "Puppet Love" has a deliberate Freudian Slip. Popeye finds out Bluto crossed him with Olive with a Popeye marionette, so he knocks Bluto out and uses ''him'' as a marionette, staging an attempt on Olive's life. As Popeye jumps into to the "rescue":
-->'''Popeye:''' Unhand that swine, you girl! Er, that girl, you swine!
* Pinkie Pie talking about a fancy ornament causes Cranky Doodle Donkey to have one about [[spoiler:Matilda]] in ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'':
-->'''Pinkie Pie:''' It's awfully pretty.\\
'''Cranky:''' Yes, she was.\\
'''Pinkie Pie:''' Huh?\\
'''Cranky:''' I mean, it was, I mean, it is, yes, it's pretty, now put it down!
* ''WesternAnimation/TheSmurfs''
** Gargamel in "Gargamel The Generous" tries to hide the fact that his sudden niceness to the Smurfs is because he wants the diamonds that they have found, though he accidentally refers to Papa Smurf as Papa Diamonds.
** Hogatha in "The Fake Smurf" when she thinks she has poisoned the Smurfs' soup refuses to eat the soup when Greedy tries to force her to eat it, saying "I'm on a low-poison diet."
* ''WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2012'':
** Donatello accidentally slips up when he's trying to convince April to try some pizza gyoza.
--->'''Donnie:''' Just try one! Sometimes [[InterspeciesRomance things that don’t seem like they go together]] actually make a great couple! ''[realises what he just said]'' I mean food.
** Donnie slips again in "The Gauntlet", refering to April as 'my April', before [[VerbalBackspace verbally backspacing]] to 'our April', and then finally settling on just 'April'.
* ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'': In "Sworn to the Sword", when singing to Connie about how she should dedicate herself to Steven, Pearl repeatedly substitutes "her" for "him" (as she's thinking about her past with Rose Quartz). Finally, in the the middle of a heated argument with Steven which is ostensibly about Connie, Pearl blurts out "Why won't you let me do this for you, [[WrongNameOutburst Rose]]?! I... I mean... let her... do this. Why won't you let Connie do this... for you...?"
** Afterwards, Steven consoles Pearl and helps her with some emotional closure:
-->'''Steven''': Hey... Pearl? I didn't mean to mess up your training, but all that "you're nothing" talk was really freaking me out.\\
'''Connie''': Did Rose make you feel like you were nothing?\\
'''Pearl''' [''laughs nervously'']: Rose made me feel... like I was everything. [''Pearl wipes her tears away''] I see now, how deeply you care about each other. That will make you both great knights.
* In ''[[Franchise/EverAfterHigh Spring Unsprung]]'', Alistair steps between Bunny and a would-be suitor, snapping, "Dude, she's with me!"
-->'''Alistair:''' [[CanNotSpitItOut Ah, I—I mean… standing… right here… with me.]]\\
''[cut to the other students' unconvinced expressions]''
* In the ''WesternAnimation/WanderOverYonder'' episode "The Bad Neighbors", Lord Hater and Commander Peepers are hiding out in a suburban cul-de-sac while plotting how to stop Lord Dominator's rampage across the galaxy, and Peepers accuses his boss of getting side-tracked by a rivalry with Emperor Awesome (who just so happens to be living across the way from them).
-->'''Peepers:''' Sir, is this one of those things where you obsess over something to cover up the real issue?!\\
'''Hater:''' Of course not! I just refuse to be publicly humiliated by Dominator... I mean, [[LameRhymeDodge Domi-neighbor... our dumb neighbor]]!
* In the ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague'' episode "Hereafter", Superman is [[ReportsOfMyDeathWereGreatlyExaggerated apparently]] disintegrated. Batman concludes that something else must have happened because the disintegration left no traces behind and insists that he [[HesJustHiding isn't really dead]], but after his attempts to confirm his suspicions come up empty his confidence starts to waver as he [[TalkingToTheDead addresses Superman's memorial]]:
-->'''Batman:''' Despite our differences, I have nothing but respect for you. I hope you knew... ''know'' that.

[[folder:Real Wife--uh, Life, Life!]]
* A radio commentator said "Martina Navratilova has been beaten in straight sex. Sorry, sets."
** A BBC newsreader who announced "Israel has been invaded by lesbian forces".
** Then there's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YS5mVoqJpUk the now-famous clip]] in which Creator/{{BBC}} Radio 4 presenter [[MeaningfulName James Naughtie]] accidentally [[CountryMatters mispronounces the name of Culture Secretary Jeremy Hunt]]. Cue fake "coughing fit" as Naughtie desperately tries to stop himself laughing at his mistake.
* [[http://gawker.com/anchor-leads-into-gay-pride-story-with-i-pledge-allegia-512873637 A news anchor says, "I pledge allegiance to the fag" right before reporting on a gay pride festival.]]
* In [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEkv5f85ATc this news broadcast]], a news anchor talks about a sausage eating competition she is judging, and says that people can get tickets on "pick a dick" (instead of Picatic).
* Your guess is as good as any what was going through anchor Cynthia Isaguirre's mind when she said that [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKO6G0pC0AM a man climbed Mt. Everest despite being gay... I mean blind]].[[note]][[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZISnYbeK_g According to this video, she was doing a story about a lesbian woman right before this.]][[/note]]
* Creator/FoxNewsChannel reporter Shepard Smith [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ra7MTconlEE once said that]] residents of Music/JenniferLopez's home street in the Bronx "sound more likely to give her a curb job than a blow jo- or a bl-block party".
* Governor Tim Pawlenty of Minnesota had one during a hockey game. "Now it's time to drop the fu... er I mean puck." As a side note, the Face-Off in Hockey was originally going to be called a "Puck Off". It got changed [[CaptainObvious for obvious reasons]].
* Instead of saying 'Bela kuca' (White House), a Serbian news anchor once said 'Bela kurac' which means 'white cock'.
* UsefulNotes/GeorgeHWBush has made a couple... interesting... gaffes.
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsSUHdzXK8A About]] UsefulNotes/RonaldReagan: "For seven and a half years I worked alongside him, and I'm proud of being his partner, and we had triumphs, we made some mistakes, we had some [[HoYay sex]]... setbacks." [[http://www.rawstory.com/2009/10/george-hw-bush-you-may-have-gotten-my-ass-email/ Decades later]]: "Some of you may have gotten my ass em--my ''mass'' email... Freudian slip only!"
* Not to be outdone by his father, UsefulNotes/GeorgeWBush [[https://youtu.be/IM5yQ8BOyDA once said]] "America needs a military where our ''breast'' and brightest are proud to serve, and proud to stay".
* Silvio Berlusconi was [[http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/8300184.stm complaining about the many charges against him]], and said, that he already spent 200 million euros on "consultants and judges... consultants and ''lawyers''."
* One ''ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}'' Newsletter has an allegedly true story where a boss who is hiring his daughter as a higher up, and at the meeting he states "Now you may accuse me of [[ParentalIncest incest,]] but--" and one of his employees says "Don't you mean {{Nepotism}}?"
* It is amazing the number of valedictorians that say sex instead of success in graduation speeches. It always gets a big cheer from their peers however.
* When credit cards were first introduced to Britain, one early prospectus had an interesting misprint: "The Access facility can be used at all stores displaying the red and greeD symbol."
* [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wicked_Bible One edition of the Bible]] inadvertently dropped a "not" from the commandment "Thou shalt not commit adultery". (The printers received a heavy fine and most of the copies were recalled and destroyed; only 11 remain to this day.)
* In a common anecdote, a vicar attempting to introduce actress Diana Dors by her real name--Diana Fluck--was so nervous about mispronouncing her name that he introduced her as 'Diana Clunt'.
* [[http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_bkFIPLIOGL8/SFGrq_LsjlI/AAAAAAAAObY/GdJ0YkeT5V0/s400/assfisting.jpg This Memo]]
* [[http://failblog.org/2009/07/02/host-fail/ This]] post on [=FailBlog=].
* ''Website/NotAlwaysRight'' gives us [[http://notalwaysright.com/the-birds-and-the-bees-talk-illustrated/367 this]]. Also, [[http://notalwaysright.com/of-all-the-moments-for-freud-to-slip/164 "Cockporn".]] ([[DontExplainTheJoke He meant "popcorn".]])
* Students often mistakenly call teachers 'Mum' or 'Dad' revealing a great deal of affection for said teachers in doing so.
** Similarly, if a male (say) teacher is working in a school with no other male staff, he should get used to being addressed as "Miss" or "Mrs" very quickly, especially from the younger kids.
* When Music/{{U2}} was presenting the "Top Ten Things U2 Has Learned Over The Years" at David Letterman, one of the things mentioned by Edge was:
-->'''The Edge:''' Cool name The Edge, Uncool name The Sting. The Itch!
* [[http://www.google.com/products?client=safari&rls=en&q=freudian+slippers&oe=UTF-8&um=1&ie=UTF-8&ei=lrNpTJL8I5D2swOF8JDgBg&sa=X&oi=product_result_group&ct=title&resnum=3&ved=0CDwQrQQwAg Freudian Slippers]]
* Someone on StupidFreeDrama at Website/LiveJournal once infamously referred to capslock comms as "cockslap comms".
* Music/GuySebastian in the Australian version of ''Series/TheXFactor'' had one [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2R6rKR5kbg here]].
* In an interview, French politician Rachida Dati once used the word "fellation" instead of "inflation."
* Most likely, at least one person in your class have said "orgasm" for "organism" at school.
** Or say "seduction" for "sedition" or "subduction".
** A librarian once informed me that an octopus grasps its prey with its testicles.
** Learning trigonometry, it is quite common to say "sex" when you mean "sec(x)", particularly because the latter sounds awkward.
* [[http://www.smartphowned.com/ This]] website. All of it.
** There's also ''[[http://damnyouautocorrect.com/ Damn You, Auto Correct!]]'' for technology-assisted examples.
* In geometry class, you can determine if a triangle is congruent to another by finding the lengths of certain parts. The Side-Side-Side Postulate is abbreviated to SSS, Angle-Side-Angle is ASA, and so on. While not a valid one, there is always someone who mistakenly tries to use Angle-Side-Side...
* NHL analyst Darren Pang went on to comment about PK Subban, one of the very few black (and one of the most [[{{Pun}} colorful]]) hockey players. He then compared him to Alex Pietrangelo, saying that Subban should be more like the latter who:
-->'''Pang:''' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tNVwQUJoik Does everything, on the ice, off the ice, the white way, the right way.]]
* In 1964, an independent record label that had acquired the rights to four Beatles songs (which had been rejected by Capitol Records before the band caught on in the U.S.) released them as an album which included eight songs by (the much less popular) Frank Ifield. The liner notes commented, "It is with a good deal of pride and pleasure that this copulation has been presented." [[http://www.snopes.com/music/hidden/ifield.asp Snopes.com]] has commented that "it provided an apt description of a record that screwed consumers out of their money."
* Following the assassination of the world's most wanted terrorist, Creator/{{Fox News|Channel}} reported "[[http://blog.zap2it.com/pop2it/2011/05/obama-bin-laden-dead-fox-news-affiliate-defends-itself-for-typo.html Obama bin Laden]]" dead.
** In 2008, Dean Singleton, board chair of the Associated Press, [[http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalradar/2008/04/obama-corrects.html made the same mistake]] in presence of the not-yet-President Obama.
** [[http://www.breakingcopy.com/obama-bin-laden-fox-news Even more examples]] of the same goof.
* Irish Sky News, reporting on the Hurricane Katrina, used the caption: "[[http://www.snopes.com/katrina/photos/disaster.asp Bush: One of the worst disasters to hit the US]]".
* When Creator/MerylStreep accepted a BAFTA for Best Original Screeplay for Creator/CharlieKaufman, (who won it for ''Film/{{Adaptation}}'') she said: "I would like to thank BAFTA for this wonderful honor, I would like to spank... ''thank'' Spike Jonze...
* [[http://www.spiegel.de/politik/deutschland/charlie-hebdo-afd-kandidat-kruse-sorgt-mit-versprecher-fuer-aerger-a-1012523.html Political slip, awful slip.]] A [[RuleOfCautiousEditingJudgment rather right wing]] German politician comments on the Charlie Hebdo attacks that they happened sooner than he ''hoped''. [[RuleOfCautiousEditingJudgment Of course]] he wanted to say ''feared''. In any case, [[RuleOfCautiousEditingJudgment rather left wing]] politicians rejoiced. (Minor shitstorm ensues.)
* While announcing the nominees for Best Cinematography at the live 2015 UsefulNotes/{{Academy Award|sCeremonies}} nominations, Academy head Cheryl Boone Isaacs meant to say "Dick Pope" (for ''Mr. Turner''), but it came out as "Dick ''Poop''". The flub became a meme almost faster than Isaacs could correct herself, and it's been viewed in the same light as Creator/JohnTravolta's "Adele Dazeem" flub.
* In one Russian newspaper, there was an article where a woman instead of "gryzun" (rodent) typed "gruzin" (Georgian) Some time later, a comment was published, explaining that Georgians and other people from the Caucasus Mountains have a reputation for being passionate lovers, and that lady apparently lacked something in her life.
* A Russian book called ''Mathematicians Joke as Well''--a collection of funny stories and urban legends about mathematics - says that once, a professor took an article to a typist--a young single woman. For some reason, he was surprised to see that instead of "beskonechno malyy chlen" (infinitely small member) she typed "beskonechno milyy chlen" (infinitely ''dear'' member).
* A BBC News radio announcer accidentally said David Cameron (UK Prime Minister) had died instead of Music/DavidBowie.
* In the 2002 Pennsylvania 500 at Pocono Raceway, while sitting under the second red flag of the race after 27 laps due to a rainstorm (the first red flag happened on the very first lap after Steve Park (along with then-teammate Dale Earnhardt, Jr., who didn't flip) flipped into the infield and ripped out a section of guardrail on the inside of the track), UsefulNotes/{{NASCAR}} on NBC/TNT commentator Allen Bestwick commented, "It's been kind of a wet and bruising start to what was expected to be an exciting afternoon of rain." Cue laughs from the other commentators, and Bestick himself invoked the trope a few minutes later.[[note]]in his defense, rainouts are frequent at Pocono, perhaps more so than any other track in NASCAR. The 2016 events gave Pocono the dubious distinction of being the only venue in NASCAR history to see both its Cup races pushed to the next day in the same season due to rainouts[[/note]]
* Creator/{{MSNBC}} anchor Chris Hayes once referred to 2016 presidential primary candidate Bernie Sanders as "Bernie Sandwiches" on air. He later explained on Twitter that he was looking at people being served dinner offscreen at the time.
** Another news anchor in 2018, February 20, started of her segment with "President [[ReallyGetsAround Tra]]-Trump, spent the morning...", while barely containing her laughter with a wide smile tucking the corners of her mouth as she corrected herself.
* Creator/KatherineRyan, when presenting ''Series/HaveIGotNewsForYou'' during times of heightened tension between the US and the UK regarding politics, she delivered a sentence perfectly -- but with some incorrect emphasis. Note: furor can be pronounced the same as führer.
-->''"... despite the current furor President Trump. Oh, shit. Despite the current furor, President Trump is still planning..."''
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VCWmHeTC_8 This Fox News anchor]] misspelling title with tittle. His instant awareness of how much he's screwed up is the topping of the cake.

-> [[TheStinger Just look at all those examples. I mean penises.]]