[[caption-width-right:350:Take a [[JustForPun Freudian Sip]].]]

->''One of my patients had a rather amusing Freudian slip: he was having dinner with his wife, and he meant to say "pass the salt", but instead he said [[AwfulWeddedLife "You've ruined my life, you blood-sucking shrew".]]''
-->-- '''Niles Crane''', ''{{Frasier}}'' [[OlderThanYouThink (and numerous others)]]

A Freudian Slip is, as one wag has put it, "when you say one thing and mean [[YourMom your mother]]". It is an involuntary word substitution that [[AllPsychologyIsFreudian supposedly]] reveals something you're repressing, hiding, or simply [[IgnoreTheDisability trying not to talk about]]. As such, it's a perfect tool for the comedy writer.

A specific form of [[FeeFiFauxPas faux pas]], which usually leads to VerbalBackspace. Taken to extremes, it becomes a FreudianSlipperySlope. Contrast and compare (respectively): LastSecondWordSwap, IgnoreTheDisability. SuperTrope of WrongNameOutburst. Compare also ThoughtAversionFailure.

What the Freudian slip hides is called ShadowArchetype. Often these turn out to be innuendos or other sexual references, because FreudWasRight.

Compare ThatCameOutWrong. Contrast LampshadedDoubleEntendre, which is quite intentional. Compare ''and'' contrast with the FauxdianSlip, in which a character wants to openly express what the character making the FreudianSlip is holding back on. See also BogglesTheMind, which plays mostly the same role in a different context. May resemble AccidentalInnuendo, but those are usually not noticed until someone says "HehHehYouSaidX" or "ThatsWhatSheSaid."

!!This is where you put the penises. I mean examples:


[[folder:Analyzing - uh, Advertising]]
* The Nike Bear "Butte Running camp" commercial that rides on the NakedPeopleAreFunny trope. The Nike salesgirl is a tiny bit distracted by the naturist runners while making her pitch.
--> '''Salesgirl''': So the Nike Free 5.0 is incredibly lightweight, as you can see, and very flexible; it's specifically designed to help your foot move more naked-NATURAL. Naturally. Mm hmm.

[[folder: Anus - oh, {{Anime}} and Kanga - uh, {{Manga}}]]
* ''Manga/LuckyStar'':
** Kagami slips one of these in the OVA, where Kagami has a (seemingly-drug-induced-it's-so-weird) dream involving a Cinderella story with wrestling, and to return stuff to normal, she must yell an incantation and (waking up), doing so, says "Let's join our bodies". Tsukasa's reaction is priceless.
** Hiyori Tamura is also prone to let things slip. She once referred to dodgeball positions as "{{seme}}" and "{{uke}}" (when the positions are known as "seme" and "mamori").
** Seme and uke, in addition to their usage by the {{Yaoi}} and {{Yuri}} crowd, also are used by the martial arts crowd. But eh, funny is funny.
* ''DefenseDevil''. The protagonist's client, a high school girl named Nami, has just came out of a small pond she fell into and is berating herself for her inability to remember the circumstances of her death. He gives a rousing speech that unintentionally ends with the line "The next time you make that face, I'll spank that cute wet butt of yours".
** He actually does this quite often,usually not realising what he's said until after the fact.
* Mio from ''[[Manga/KOn K-On!]]'' has one about Nodoka.
--> '''Mugi:''' "Nodoka-chan is so mature..."
--> '''Mio:''' "She's really like...mommy..."
--> '''Mugi:''' "Mommy?"
--> '''Mio:''' "I mean mother!! A motherly figure!!"
* A Freudian slip occurs in [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kK4mdMlUVbo the UK dub]] of the second ''Manga/DragonBall Z'' movie (''The World's Strongest''),
* ''{{Change 123}}'': After [[ShrinkingViolet Motoko]] becomes willing to somehow return [[{{Otaku}} Kosukegawa's]] feelings for her, Kosukegawa starts to [[CovertPervert have fantasies]] of how their relationship will develop in the following couple of months. These musings culminate with his imaginations of having sex with her and then, immediately after that, when he wants to ask Motoko where should they go (''"Doko e ikō ka na?"''), he blurts: "Where should we do it?" (''"Doko de shiyō ka na?"'')
* ''Manga/{{Bakuman}}'' From Volume 5:
-->'''Miura''': Let's crash and burn! LET'S DO THIS!
-->'''Takagi''': I don't think "crash and burn" was the right phrase there...
-->'''Miura''': Oops, you're right, Freudian slip.
* Kanna from ''KoeDeOshigoto'' has rather embarrassing slips on two occasions. First, she called someone she had a crush on "master" after spending a little too long in a maid cafe. The other time was while she was singing at a convention and forgot she was supposed to censor a line.
* [[PunnyName Hannyabal's]] dialogues in ''OnePiece'' are filled with Freudian Slips, usually when he [[TheStarscream states that he wants to be the Chief instead of the current Chief Warden Magellan]]. And usually when [[TooDumbToLive Magellan is right in front of him.]]
** It's revealed later that although Magellan wasn't about to give up his post at the time, he saw Hannyabal as the only one worthy to succeed him, which may explain why he more often than not does not react to his Freudian Slips.
* In ''{{Trigun}}'', Meryl is not very good at hiding her attraction when Vash talks about his [[CoveredWithScars extensive scarring]].
-->'''Vash:''' It's not exactly something I like girls to see. I think many of them would run away.
-->'''Meryl:''' I wouldn't run away...Er, I mean, ''they'' wouldn't run away.
* In LightNovel/OreNoImoutoGaKonnaNiKawaiiWakeGaNai, Kirino tells her brother Kyousuke to buy a 30,000 yen (about $380 or so) ring for her in episode 7 while shopping and doing research for her novel. He refuses, and asks why she even needs it. She mentions that her main character in the novel was out on a date before a disaster's supposed to hit. And that the ring has emotional value and should therefore come from the one you love. Then she immediately blushes, turns away, and says [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial she's talking about the novel.]]
* Non-sexual example in ''LightNovel/FateZero''. Gilgamesh suggests that Kirei use the Holy Grail to grant himself pleasure, with Kirei angrily declaring he could never do anything that sinful. Gilgamesh gets rather interested in the idea that Kirei associates pleasure with sin and [[EvilFeelsGood finds out why.]]

[[folder: Comic Hooks - I mean, Books]]
* In chapter nine of Don Rosa's ComicBook/TheLifeAndTimesOfScroogeMcDuck, "The Billionaire of Dismal Downs", Scrooge's sisters find the lock of Goldie's hair and start teasing him about it while he tries to talk about his property in America:
-->'''Matilda and Hortense:''' Scroogey's got a gir-ruhl! Scroogey's got a gir-ruhl!
-->'''Scrooge:''' The girl -- I mean, the land -- is in the state of Goldiesota -- I mean Calisota -- in a small settlement called Goldieburg -- I mean Duckburg! Drat!
* Brainy in ''ComicBook/TheSmurfs'' story "Salad Smurfs" accidentally refers to Papa Smurf as Papa Pea right after he gets transformed into a pea.
* In Matt Fraction's {{Hawkeye}}, the main character often says "Back in a sex--'''sec'''."

[[folder:Fanfriction - uh, Fiction!]]
* ''Manga/{{Evangelion 303}}'': Asuka slips several times in chapter 5:
-->'''Jessika''': What about this new guy? Shinji?\\
'''Asuka''': He’s the worst of them! He’s reckless… And can’t even do what he is told… I told him to call as soon as he got to Nevada. And that was this morning!\\
'''Jessika'''(thinking): Boyfriend: Found.\\
'''Asuka''': Ungrateful idiot Shinji… I’m gracious enough to worry about him and he doesn’t even notice! I hope he doesn’t expect me keep the house clean while he’s gone!\\
'''Jessika''': Whoa Whoa Whoa! You’re staying in this “idiot’s” home?\\
'''Asuka''': Well, yeah… It’s bigger than my apartment. And it’s got a more comfortable bed.\\
'''Jessika''' (thinking): Aaaand she’s sleeping in his bed.
* These show up with regularity in ''Fanfic/KyonBigDamnHero'', especially around Kanae.
* In ''Fanfic/MyImmortal'', on occasion, Ebony is referred to as "Tara", highlighting the fic's status as a SelfInsertFic.
* In ''FanFic/HuntingTheUnicorn'', Blaine's thoughts at the end of the twelfth chapter are either this or AccidentalInnuendo: He's thinking about what to say to Kurt, and it blurs together into "I want you." [[DeconstructionFic It's not comedy,]] considering that [[spoiler: Blaine used to believe SexEqualsLove, tried to ''invoke'' it in his first relationship, and had it fail miserably]].
* Throughout the majority of ''Fanfic/FaceTheStrange'', the author messes up "gays" and "guys" all the time, leading to unintentional hilarity when you remember the whole fic is basically about [[MarySue Da]][[SelfInsertFic ll]][[AuthorAvatar y]] and her harem killing Dumbledore for being gay.
* ''Fanfic/ScarTissue'': In chapter 10:
-->'''Asuka''': "I´ll tell him whatever I dam well please! You just want him for his looks!"\\
'''Misato''': "Oh! So you admit he´s handsome!"\\
'''Asuka''': "I… I did not! You just have a thing for pretty-boys!"\\
'''Misato''': "So he´s pretty, huh?"\\
'''Shinji''': "I´m pretty?"\\
'''Asuka''': "Shut up! Both of you! Just… just watch the damn movie! Misato, go get us some food, we´re starving!"
* In ''Naruto:Asunder'', Naruto keeps telling Hinata that he's okay with her being his roommate. When she says she doesn't want to impose Naruto answers with "I won't let you leave!". He doesn't catch on however.
* In Fanfic/MoonDaughter, one of the author's notes tells the flamers "in ur feces." Also, Alabaster "shit magic" at Kronos's face.
* In the ''Fanfic/EmpathTheLuckiestSmurf'' story "I Dream Of Smurfette", Empath tries to hide the fact that he had been dreaming [[NocturnalEmission a particular kind of dream of Smurfette]] and fumbles in his words.
-->"Oh...well, it's just a little something that rises...I mean, raises this smurf's interest in you, Smurfette."
-->"Uh, of course not, Smurfette. This smurf would never insert myself into you...I mean, insert you into this smurf's dreams like that to...uh, do anything to you...that is, uh, of that kind of nature."
-->"We're trained to have our thoughts free of anything that would be distracting. This smurf was very sex full...I mean, successful at it before returning home for you...uh, for good."
** Hefty also does this in "Hefty, The Luckiest Smurf".
-->"You're smurfing out to be a pretty girl fighter...I mean a pretty good fighter, Smurfette."
** And Handy also does this in "Who's That Smurfette?" when he and Smurfette first introduce themselves.
-->"And you can call me anytime, Smurfette. I mean, you can call me Handy."
* In the ''Film/BackToTheFuture'' fanfic ''FanFic/IchLiebeDich'', Marty recalls accidentally calling Doc "Dad" back in 1985. He even calls it a Freudian slip.
* Reference to ''{{Arthur}}'' in, of all things, ''FanFic/{{Hivefled}}''; when Jade thinks Gamzee is a runaway violent criminal, she offers him and Tavros candy, saying "I know you guys like Lawbreakers!"

[[folder:Fill - uh, Film]]
* In ''BruceAlmighty'', after Bruce uses his powers (supposedly) to enlarge Grace's breasts, she asks him if they look bigger to him. When he finishes his breakfast, he remarks "This has been the breast beck...breast...thank you."
** Earlier in the film, he sarcastically makes [[FauxdianSlip faux Freudian slips]] on Evan ''Baxter'''s name.
* In the third ''AustinPowers'' film, as Austin is interrogating Dr. Evil, the doctor notes everything Austin does is [[WellDoneSonGuy aimed at his father's approval.]] Austin denies it ("Nothing could be my father from the truth!"), but the word "dad" keeps slipping out ("No I dadn't!"). Eventually he breaks down.
** The many encounters Austin has had with [[SammysGlassEye Fred Savage's huge mole]] on his face (other than the irony that he is "TheMole" to infiltrate Dr. Evil's Lair), after this goes on for a [[OverlyLongGag really, really, really, really, really, long time]] like when he says "Nice to mole you...meet you", and then inadvertently blurts out the word "mole" every chance he gets after. Later on, the joke looks like it's about to stop (my mole-stake), after Savage tells him to get it out of Austin's system, but not before he eventually breaks down:
--->'''Austin:''' Mole! Bloody mole! We're not supposed to talk about the bloody mole, but there's the bloody mole winking me in the face. I'm gonna chop it off and cut it up and make some [=guacaMOLE=]!
*** The gag reel takes the joke to an [[OverusedRunningGag even bigger]] extreme:
---->'''Austin:''' Mole! Mole! Mole! Bloody mole! Bloody mole, you bloody moley bastard! Don't talk about the bloody mole, but the mole's so big it probably VOTES! Looks like a bloody bubble on a pizza, you bloody mole-faced mole bugger! Moley, moley, moley, the brothers [=MacMolen=]. You'd be in Spain you'd be a bull and you'd say 'MOLLAAAY!!!' Even the bloody mole's got a mole it's such a bloody big mole. It's the moley grail of moles! Your molier-than-thou attitude! Stick your bloody mole up your bum bum, you moley bastard! Moley MOLE!!!
* In ''TheBoondockSaints'' there's a particularly jarring one when one of the detectives screws up trying to describe the details of a fat man's demise during the Copley Plaza massacre to Agent Smecker and calls him the "fag man" instead. This does not go unnoticed by Smecker, who has been established as gay. It's even lampshaded immediately after;
--->'''Agent Smecker:''' Well. [[FreudWasRight Freud was right.]] So you think they came for the fag man, eh?
* This was Doctor Doppler's trademark in ''Disney/TreasurePlanet'', switching "deplorable" for "adorable", "felon" for "fellow" or this dialogue:
--> ''Captain Amelia:'' Actually, doctor, your astronomical advice was most helpful.
--> ''Doctor Doppler:'' Well, thank you. Thank you very much. Well, I have a lot to offer anatomically...amamomically! ...as...astronomically. (facepalm)
* Parodied all to hell and back in the Jim Carrey film ''Film/LiarLiar''.
-->'''Attractive girl in elevator:''' Everyone here's been real nice to me.
-->'''Jim Carrey:''' Well, that's because you have big jugs. *alarmed expression* I mean...your boobs are huge! *even more alarmed* I mean...I wanna squeeze 'em! I mean...Mommy.
* In ''{{Hamlet 2}}'', Dana Marschz and the tight-ass principal of the school at which he teaches drama are having an argument about the appropriateness of staging a play which contains (minimal) nudity, sex and a controversial mangling of Creator/WilliamShakespeare's greatest play, organised religion, time travel and [[CreatorBreakdown Dana Marschz's]] [[WellDoneSonGuy daddy issues]] when out of the blue Dana suddenly screeches "You never believed in me daddy ''I hate you''!"
* Clark Griswold makes several of these at the lingerie counter at Macy's in ''NationalLampoonsChristmasVacation''.
-->'''Clark:''' Oh, I was just smelling - smiling. I was just blouse - browsing. I, uh, heh heh. Well, I guess it just wouldn't...Oh hee hee, it wouldn't be the Christmas shopping season if the stores were any less hooter than they - HOTTER than they are. Whew. It is warm in here, isn't it?
-->'''Mary:''' You have your coat on.
-->'''Clark:''' Yes, oh do I? Yeah, it is a bit nipply out. I mean nippy. What am I saying, nipple?
* In ''Analyze That'', Billy Crystal's character is talking with a pair of plainclothes police detectives (one of whom is an attractive, short-skirted woman) and mentions his late father, whose funeral he's just returned from.
-->'''Crystal:''' He was a great, great legs. Man.
* ''Film/AnnieHall''.
-->'''Annie:''' Well, she said that I should probably come five times a week. And you know something? I don't think I mind analysis at all. The only question is, is 'Will it change my wife?'
-->'''Alvy:''' Will it change your wife?
-->'''Annie:''' Will it change my life?
-->'''Alvy:''' Yeah, but you said, 'Will it change my wife?'
-->'''Annie:''' No I didn't. I said, 'Will it change my life, Alvy?'
-->'''Alvy:''' (to audience) She said, 'Will it change my wife?' You heard that, because you were there. So I'm not crazy.
* In ''[[TwentySevenDresses 27 Dresses]]'', when Jane introduces her sister and her boss it goes as follows:
--> '''Jane:''' Right! George, this is my sister Tess. Tess, this is my George. I mean--not ''my'' George, he--Uh--
* In ''Film/SleepyHollow'', Ichabod Crane has a moment where he keeps on repeating the word "Which" when talking to a woman he assumes is a "Witch".
* George [=McFly=] from ''Film/BackToTheFuture'' is often known for his tendency to confuse the word "density" with the word "destiny."
* [[NightAtTheMuseum "Any questions not about this dress...tunic?"]]
* A GettingCrapPastTheRadar example in ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory2''
-->'''Buzz:''' In just a few hours, you'll be sitting around a campfire, with Andy making delicious hot schmoes!
-->'''Woody:''' ...they're called s'mores, Buzz.
-->'''Buzz:''' ...right. [[ChangeTheUncomfortableSubject Has anybody seen Woody's hat yet?]]
* In Film/{{Transformers}}, Sam has minor FreudianSlip that would make any girl inch away, when offering to drive Michaela home:
-->'''Sam:''' I was wondering if... if I could ride you home... I, I mean if I could give you a ride home.
* In the first ''SexAndTheCity'' film, Samantha sees Dante taking an outdoor shower completely naked, when he notices her.
-->'''Samantha:'''I'm sorry, I'm your next door neighbor and my dog ran up on your dick...deck!
* ''Film/{{Spaceballs}}'': "I'll have the cleavage. Uh, the special." (Barf at the diner staring at the waitress)
* In ''Film/{{Superman}}'', Daily Planet editor-in-chief Perry White tells Jimmy Olsen to get him a coffee black with two sugars, and after Jimmy says, "Yes, Chief", Perry adds "And don't call me sugar" without even correcting himself. The whole thing is a joke about Perry's usual "Don't call me Chief" line to Jimmy.
* In the live-action version of ''101 Dalmatians'', Roger tries to offer Anita a cup of tea to warm herself with when he first met her, but instead says, "Do you want a cup of marriage, uh, tea?"
* In ''[[Music/TheRutles The Rutles: All You Need Is Cash,]]'' as a parody of John Lennon's "more popular than Jesus" statement, his Rutle {{Expy}} Ron Nasty claimed the Rutles were bigger than God, but he meant to say bigger than ''Rod''... Music/RodStewart.

[[folder:Tokes - uh, Jokes]]
* This one:
-->How many psychoanalysts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
-->Two: One to screw it in, and the other to hold my penis. I mean, my mother! I mean, the ladder!
* A Freudian slip is when you say one thing and mean your mother.
* A well known German joke goes about the anxious announcer on the radio who will present the [[TheNutcracker "Nussknacker Suite".]] Collegues have made her nervous not to forget the second n [[note]]kacker=shitter[[/note]] and she mumbles to herself: Nussk''n''acker. Nussk''n''acker. Nussk''n''acker. The great moment is there. "Now you hear the Nussk''n''acker Suite..." (phew) "...by Peter Scheißkowsky." [[note]]Shitkowsky. [[LostInTranslation Sorry, it only works in German.]] [[/note]]

[[folder:Liberace - oh, wait, Literature]]
* In one volume of PiersAnthony's pun-filled ''Literature/{{Xanth}}'' series, ''The Color of Her Panties'', the well-endowed Mera ''wears'' a Freudian [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slip_%28clothing%29 slip]]. It keeps, well, slipping and showing a bit more than she intended.
* Genghis Khan commits a rather heartwarming slip in ''[[{{Conqueror}} Lords of the Bow]]''; talking about the expansion of the Mongol nation, he pointedly tells Jochi that it could all be taken away from him by an annoying son who doesn't know when to shut up. Jochi notes that this is the first time Genghis has acknowledged him as his son.
* In SpiderRobinson's ''[[Literature/CallahansCrosstimeSaloon Callahan's Secret]]'', Jake introduces himself to Mary at their first meeting (both of them are naked, on the roof of the bar, in the rain) with the unforgettable opening line "It certainly is a very nice tits." He later reverses himself when attempting to compliment her assets with "you certainly have [[UnusualEuphemism a very nice evening]]".
* ''Literature/TwentyThousandLeaguesUnderTheSea'' has a rare non-sexual slip-up. Arronax is rather perturbed when he finds out he is to go shark-hunting, and later accidentally replaces the word "pearls" with "sharks".
* In the afterword of ''FateZero'', Gen Urobuchi notes that he made a typo, accidentally writing "courage" as "lingering ghosts." He hypothesizes that this is the result of using HATRED...Whoops, he meant [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_IME IME]].
* In Book 6 of ''Literature/TheDresdenFiles'', Harry sends his air spirit adviser, Bob, to find out where an enemy is hiding. Bob instead spends the time visiting strip clubs. When Harry is (to put it mildly) upset about it, Bob tries to calm him down with:
--->'''Bob:''' I was just doing the breast job I co- best, best! The best job I could!
::And then Murphy gets into the act when she goes on vacation with Kincaid in Hawaii and leaves Dresden a message on his answering service.
--->'''Murphy:''' Thanks for taking care of my pants. Er, plants, plants!" Harry immediately lampshades that it was a "big old Freudian slip".
* ''Literature/FreakyFriday'': PlayedWith. When the school psychologist asks "Mrs. Andrews" about her relationship with her husband, Annabel says that "it's none of your business about my relationship with my father!" The reader knows why she said it, but the psychologist takes it as a "revealing" slip.

[[folder:Light Passion - oh, Live Action TV!]]
* In ''Series/GameOfThrones'', Ser Loras Tyrell subconsciously let it slip that Renly Baratheon (his lover) was ''far'' more than a brother-in-law to him when he tells the court, "My sister Margaery, her husband was [[spoiler:taken from ''us'' before..." He should've said "her husband was taken from her," or simply "her husband was taken" instead.]]
* Several in ''MockTheWeek'' with "Bad things to hear at the psychiatrist's"
** Hello, and welcome to your first session of freudian analysis. Now, what seems to be the ''penis''?
** Ok, word association time. I'm going to say a word and I want you to say the first thing that pops into your ''breasts''.
* ''{{Blossom}}'': Blossom addresses Six by the name "Sex" at least once...and blurting out the word made her conclude (incorrectly) that her boyfriend, Vince, was trying to pressure her into taking their relationship to the next level.
* ''Series/TheWestWing''
** Dramatic example in the episode "Noel". Josh is bemoaning the presence of Christmas bagpipe players in the foyer of the West Wing, and at one point snaps "I can hear the damn sirens all over the building!", substituting 'sirens' for 'pipes'. Dramatic because it is just one of the numerous signs that Josh is acting increasingly irrational and unstable as a result of a rapidly approaching Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder breakdown he is heading towards as a consequence of being shot a few episodes earlier.
** A more traditionally Freudian family-related one would be in "Somebody's Going to Emergency, Somebody's Going to Jail," when Sam finds out that his father has been having a twenty-eight-year affair. On the same day, a friend of Donna's comes to him asking him to look into clearing the name of her grandfather, who was a State Department staffer accused of being a Soviet spy in the fifties, because she knows Sam has shown interest in his case before. He throws himself into it, only to find out that the guy actually was a spy. Donna tries to stop him from telling the friend, and he goes into a big speech about betrayed loyalty and ends it with, "This girl's going to find out who her father is." Donna says, "Sam...you meant ''grandfather''."
* ''Series/WhoseLineIsItAnyway'': Thank you, Colin, for showing us your deep desire for [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMwHxLuqwpQ& Animal Porn!]]
* Tobias and Buster from ''Series/ArrestedDevelopment'' often come up with these, supposedly communicating their subliminal homosexuality/Oedipus complex respectively.
** Also this example:
--->'''Gob:''' It's him! [[UnfortunateNames Gilligan]] killed the [[GilligansIsland Skipper!]] Stripper!
* ''Series/{{Mash}}''
** Frank Burns loses his temper and snaps at Father Mulcahy:
--->'''Hot Lips:''' Frank!
--->'''Frank:''' Oh, sorry, Father. Sorry, Mother...Margaret.
** In the episode "To Market, To Market", Frank is talking with Henry Blake in his tent, which is strewn with nurses' lingerie:
--->'''Frank:''' Sir, I'm afraid there may be black stockings...er, marketeers operating in the camp.
** In "A Full Rich Day", the 4077th has seemingly misplaced the body of a fallen Luxembourgian officer, to the outrage of the man's commander. By way of apology, Henry proposes holding a memorial service, stating "It's the lost we could do."
--->'''Henry:''' ''(officiating at the ceremony)'' Lost but not least...I mean, uh...least but not lost...
* ''Series/MarriedWithChildren''
** Al has a fantasy about a sexy girl coming to the shoestore:
--->'''Girl:''' Hi there, shoe man. I was in last week, and I can't stop thinking about you. Remember me?
--->'''Al:''' Nightly. I mean, vaguely.
** Escorting a pretty woman out of the house:
--->'''Al:''' After you, my rear. I mean, my dear.
** Al and Steve go to a bra shop:
--->'''Saleswoman:''' May I help you?
--->'''Steve:''' Uh, yes. We'd like to buy some breasts. A bra!
--->'''Al:''' And breasts.
* Happened to Captain Archer twice in the ''Series/StarTrekEnterprise'' episode "A Night in Sickbay". Dr. Phlox calls to his attention the fact that he is attracted to T'Pol, but Archer denies it. Late when T'Pol enters the room he makes the two following Freudian slips: "...but I'm doing the breast...*{{beat}}* The ''best'' I can." and "When you get to the bridge, you can send me your lips. Lisp. ''List''!"
** Hilariously [[LampshadeHanging lampshaded]] by Phlox about seven seconds later:
--->'''Phlox''': Two [[HoldYourHippogriffs Pillarian Slips]] in less than thirty seconds. Interesting...
* Legend says that Captain Kirks slip "...Spock. Eh, Scotty." (somewhen after the non-permanent death of Spock) was a slip by William Shatner and [[ThrowItIn was thrown in because it fit so well.]]
* Jane from ''{{Coupling}}'' comes out with a beauty, when she compliments a co-worker she fancies on his fantastic penis. And goes on to say 'I used to have one of those'. During a later conversation, she goes into a full-blown FreudianSlipperySlope.
* In the ''Series/WizardsOfWaverlyPlace'' episode "Alex Does Good", Alex is forced to join the Happy Helpers Club, where they get rewards for doing next to nothing. Alex ends up questioning whether anyone thought that the club was wrong for it, this is followed by Harper standing up and yelling "I don't, it's time I got some appreciation, Mom!"
** We also see this in TheMovie, when Justin lets slip that the reason he's always tried so hard to be perfect is that he's afraid that his parents won't love him otherwise.
** And Harper again in "Monster Hunters" when she's teaching Alex study tricks. She starts singing a mnemonic song and it turns into a rant on how Alex is a bad friend.
* From ''{{QI}}'' Episode "Fashion";
-->'''Stephen Fry:''' Anything else were just Freudian slits-SLIPS!
* The "Football practice!" running gag from ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'' probably count as this.
* ''Theatre/AvenueQ'' presenting Animania on the Comedy Channel:
-->'''Lucy the Slut''': You really have a one-track mind, don't you?\\
'''Trekkie Monster''': Porn.
* ''Series/{{Cheers}}''
** One episode had Cliff explaining to Woody that a Freudian slip was "when you say one thing when you're actually thinking about a mother."
* ''Series/{{Frasier}}''
** Fraiser lost a girlfriend because he kept calling her Cassandra, the name of his most recent ex-girlfriend.
** [[ReplacementFlatCharacter Niles]] pulled off a truly epic one in the episode "Adventures in Paradise."
-->'''Niles:''' If you ask me, Frasier, your trepidation is well-founded. It is possible to move a relationship along too fast and ultimately marry too hastily. You could find a few years down the line that the person isn't really right for you, and then, what happens if you meet the right person? Someone who really excites you and makes you feel alive, but you can't act upon it because you're trapped in a stale, albeit comfortable Maris! *several awkward [[{{Beat}} beats]]* ...''Marriage''. I have to go now.
** In another episode, "The Last Time I Saw Maris", Frasier tries to talk Niles out of apologizing to Maris after she files for divorce:
-->'''Frasier:''' If you back down now you will go through the rest of your life feeling weak and small because you never had the courage to say "I will not let you treat me like this, Lilith! ...''Maris!''" ...Well, I've lost all credibility here. Dad, will you please say something?
* On ''Series/{{Friends}}'', Ross called Emily "Rachel" ''at the altar'', after which the whole marriage went to hell.
* Emily from ''Series/{{Skins}}'', just after a fairly intense conversation with Naomi.
-->'''Thomas:''' Which ''[twin]'' are you?
-->'''Emily:''' Gay...I mean Emily!
* Used as a plot device, near the end of the series, Sabrina from ''Series/SabrinaTheTeenageWitch'' has a Freudian Slip (interestingly in front of her fiance's psychologist mother) when she meant to say "I love _____" (honestly, how many of us can remember the name of the boyfriend at the final season, the show had a real problem with major time holes between seasons) what she ended up saying is "I love Harvey!"
* ''Series/{{Angel}}'':
** PlayedForDrama, [[Creator/JossWhedon of course]]. In the first season episode "I've Got You Under My Skin", when Cordy and Wes start bickering, Angel accidentally [[spoiler: calls Wesley "Doyle", revealing that Doyle's death got to him more than he lets on]].
** In the fourth season episode "Spin the Bottle", Wesley blurts out "Lets not give up probe", after Fred rambles about how aliens must have probed her helpless, naked body.
* ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'':
** Xander's first words to Buffy were a FreudianSlip:
-->'''Xander:''' Can I have you? I mean, can I ''help'' you?
** In Season 7, Buffy lets slip that she had [[UnresolvedSexualTension and likely still has]] feelings for Spike while [[BadLiar trying]] to tell Willow they're JustFriends:
-->'''Buffy:''' Why does everyone think I'm still in love with Spike?
** "We're your bosom friends! The friends of your bosom!"
** Xander also does this in "Teacher's Pet", when seeing the She-Mantis in a rather tight and revealing dress: "It's the most beautiful chest— ''dress'' I've ever seen."
** In the final episode, Willow has to do some powerful magic, and tells her lesbian lover Kennedy [[StakingTheLovedOne she might have to kill her if she turns evil]]. Kennedy retorts, "Bite me!" Willow says, "I will...I mean I do mean it."
* On a ''[[TheLateLateShow Late Late Show]]'' episode, Craig Ferguson once tried to say, "Glass is breaking", but it came out as, "''Grass'' is breaking". After catching himself, Ferguson remarked, "That was a bit of a Freudian penis."
* From the Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus episode "Owl-Stretching Time":
-->'''Colonel''': I object, in the strongest possible terms, to this obvious reference to our own slogan "It's a dog's life...er, a ''man's'' life in the modern army."\\
'''Colonel''': I have already warned this programme about infringing the Army copyright of our slogan "It's a pig's life...man's life in the modern army". And I'm warning you if it happens again, I shall come down on this programme like a ton of bricks...right.
** A later sketch has a list of composers that includes "Panties...sorry."
** In the "Science Fiction Sketch", after Angus Podgorny's wife is killed by a blancmange, an inspector tells him:
--->'''Inspector''': Do sit down, Mr Podgorny. I think what's happened is terribly, terribly, funny...''tragic''.
** Once, after an escalating series of slips:
--->'''Art critic''': I'd like to talk to you tonight about the place of the nude in my bed...I-in the history of my bed. Art! Art. In the history of art. The nude in the history of tart...call girl! Sorry. Start again. (''clears throat'') Bum. Oh, what a giveaway!
* ''Series/TheColbertReport'' gave us an interesting opening non-sequitur:
-->'''Stephen:''' Sigmund Freud was born this week in 1850-sex. Oh, did I say "sex"? I meant "boobs". This is The Colbert Mommy!
* ''AmericasFunniestHomeVideos'' managed to compile a whole sequence of people saying "sex" instead of "success" (see Real Life below)
* In [[http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=BrMOBHdQfjc&feature=related this collection of TV-bloopers]] a female newscaster, after a seeing a scene from Africa with a lion in it, comments "Mm, nice pussy", probably ensuring that questions of her sexual preferences will follow her throughout her entire career.
* In the ''Series/AllInTheFamily'' episode "Class Reunion", Edith doesn't want to go to her class reunion without Archie, but changes her mind when she finds out, that her old crush, Buck Evans will be there. When Archie hears this, he decides he will go too. When Gloria asks if it's because of Buck Evans, he answers: "No! Because no real man lets his wife go out alone at night after Buck! Dark!"
* ''Series/{{Glee}}''
-->'''Santana:''' I've got to gay...Go! Go. I-I've got to go.
** Kurt, approving [[AlphaBitch Santana's]] prom dress:
-->'''Kurt:''' I have no criticisms. Go with God, Satan! *beat* Santana!
* A blooper that did not make officially on air on MatchGame but has been seen in blooper shows had Gene Rayburn introducing new contestant Karen Lesko, then commenting on her dimples. Instead he said "nipples."
* Example from ''Series/{{Community}}'' episode [[Recap/CommunityS1E09Debate109 Debate 109]]
-->'''Jeff:''' We should study separately, by ourselves.\\
'''Annie:''' Yeah, that way we can be more reproductive-- ''productive''!
* The ''Series/{{Charmed}}'' episode [[UsefulNotes/SanFrancisco Sand Fransisco Dreamin']] gives an interesting slip where Piper is anxious about a dream where she makes out with another man:
-->'''Piper''': I don't get it. I mean, why would a demon be interested in killing people's dream? I mean, they're just harmless '''''erotic''''' fun.
-->'''Paige''': Did you say erotic?
-->'''Piper''': Exotic. I said exotic.
* Happens in an episode of ''TwoAndAHalfMen''. Alan is called in for a meeting with Jake's principal after his son makes fun of a girl's large breasts. Outside the office, Alan meets the girl's mother, who has similarly large breasts, and uses this trope to dig himself and Jake a bigger hole.
* In ''PeepShow'', Mark is doing some word association with a therapist, and decides to lie. We hear the answer he thinks and then the one he says: "Work." ''Snake pit.'' "Snake...charmer." Eventually we get, "Mother." ''[[GirlNextDoor Sophie]].'' "Fuck! [[OhCrap No, not 'fuck'!]]"
* In the ''Series/DoctorWho'' episode "Blink", one of the few non-terrifying scenes are Billy Shipton hitting on Sally Sparrow. Sally tries to sound non-committal, and then this:
-->'''Billy''': And that's Sally...?
-->'''Sally''': Sally Shipton. Sparrow! Sally Sparrow. I'm going now. Don't look at me.
** In the original series' ''Remembrance of the Daleks'', there's a throwaway line by The Doctor that's often connected with the fabled "[[AbortedArc Cartmel Master Plan]]":
--->'''Doctor:''' The Hand of Omega is a mythical name for Omega's remote star manipulator, a device used to customize stars. And didn't we have trouble with the prototype...
--->'''Ace:''' "We"?
--->'''Doctor:''' They.
* On one episode of ''Series/{{Scrabble}}'', host Chuck Woolery accidentally said "Let's recrap the scores".
* At least twice during his long tenure as host of ''TheNewlywedGame'', Bob Eubanks said "25-point [[RagingStiffie boner]] question" instead of "bonus".
* In an early episode of ''{{Scrubs}}'', Dr. Kelso unloads a difficult patient on Elliot after she pisses him off. The patient in question is an elderly man who has a habit of disrobing for no reason. The first time he does this in front of Elliot, she nervously makes an excuse to leave the room:
-->'''Elliot''': Excuse me while I go check on another penis. ''Patient!'' Um, he's a-he's a penis patient."
* On the first episode of ''Series/WheelOfFortune'' after the retirement of the [[RetiredGameShowElement shopping rounds]], a contestant asked to buy an owl instead of a vowel. Host Pat Sajak quipped that they no longer sell birds on the show.
* On an episode of the 1989 revival of ''NowYouSeeIt'', host Chuck Henry was revealing one of the answers that the contestant had missed in the BonusRound. One of them was "Peanuts", but when saying it, Henry accidentally omitted the "T".
* When Rose introduces her new boyfriend to Dorothy and Blanche in ''TheGoldenGirls'', they try desperately to [[IgnoreTheDisability ignore his smallness]], but it just becomes an unfortunate string of these.
--> '''Dorothy''': May I take your height?--''hat!''
* In ''MajorCrimes'', Captain Sharon Raydor has this when she's talking about the foster child she's taking care of.
-->My primary concern as his mother is—as his guardian—is his safety.
* On ''Series/TheThinBlueLine'', after the sex therapist Fowler and Patricia are seeing starts ''stripping'' -- "Thank you, Constable Nipple."
* ''{{RedDwarf}}''; Kryten accidentally calls Rimmer's mother a "silly old trout", and tries to excuse himself with "I've no fish to embarrass you further, I'll see myself trout."
* ''Series/BreakingBad'': An example of this trope PlayedForDrama. In the season two finale, "ABQ", we see air traffic controller Don Margolis at work, stricken by grief after the recent death of his daughter Jane. Eventually, he says "Jane Mike two one" instead of "Juliet Mike two one", inadvertently causing two planes to start heading on a collision course that culminates with them crashing in midair, killing all 167 people aboard the planes.

[[folder:Muses - uh, wait, Music!]]
* The Music/RayStevens song "Freudian Slip" is about a man who tries to impress a woman with his SesquipedalianLoquaciousness but instead says something embarrassing. The second time he meets the woman, she's holding his job interview, and HilarityEnsues once again.
* Music/TheyMightBeGiants fit an interesting twofer into ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XdqMGBZjGM They'll Need A Crane]]'':
-->Don't call me at work again
-->No, no, the boss still hates me
-->I'm just tired, and I don't love you anymore
-->And there's a restaurant we should check out
-->Where the other nightmare people
-->Like to go [[VerbalBackspace I mean nice people]]
-->[[CompletelyMissingThePoint Baby wait, I didn't mean to say "nightmare"]]


[[folder:Professional Hustling - wait, Wrestling!]]
* JimRoss let a few out every now and then, such as "MarkHenry is handling the big Johnson" (RoyalRumble 1998) and "{{Lita}}'s here! Jerking {{Edge}} off...the ladder!" (WrestleMania XVII)
** Which is HilariousInHindSight when you think about the the whole Lita/Edge incident.
* BookerT's major FreudianSlip of "HulkHogan, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1o82BVKFp8 We Comin' For You Nigga!!]]"

[[folder:Bedroom, er, uh, Tabletop Games]]
* A variation appears in the "Auspicious Beginnings" module for the {{wuxia}} RPG ''Weapons of the Gods'': The beautiful courtesan Red Lotus challenges one player to write the character for "beauty" on a 10-foot scroll in one stroke. If they fail their Calligraphy roll...well, all the module will say ''outright'' is that they "accidentally spell out what they were thinking, instead", but the implication is fairly clear.

[[folder:Cheater - darn, Theater]]
* In ''Theatre/ByeByeBirdie'', teenage girls scream their hearts out when they hear their idol Conrad Birdie sing "Honestly Sincere". The lyrics have perhaps less of a FreudianSlip than a case of walking blindly into a DoubleEntendre:
-->"When I sing about a tree,\\
I really feel that tree.\\
When I sing about a girl,\\
I really feel that girl --\\
I mean, I really feel sincere!"
* In "Putting It Together" from ''Theatre/SundayInTheParkWithGeorge'', the modern-day George is busily propping up cardboard cutouts of himself while singing:
-->If you want to your work to reach fruition,\\
What you need's a link with your tradition,\\
And of course a prominent commission,\\
Plus a little formal recognition,\\
So that you can go on exhibit--\\
So that ''your work'' can go on exhibition!
* In ''Theatre/OnTheTown'', [[LadyDrunk Madame Dilly]], finding her bottle empty, excuses herself from the room, telling Ivy, "I'll be back before you can say Jack Daniels--Jack Robinson."
* More complex than a simple word swap, in ''Theatre/TwelfthNight'', when Orsino's BerserkButton is pushed ([[spoiler: he finds out that Olivia loves Cesario]]), he threatens to murder Cesario, comparing himself to an Egyptian thief who murdered his own lover to keep her from being tortured. He's inadvertently revealing that Cesario is the one he's in love with.
* In the all-female Chalmers{{spex}} of 2012, Cristal asks George to put away the picnic. George grumbles about how he has to do everything around here -- Thomas, his object of mutual [[HomoeroticSubtext uncertain affection]], blurts this out:
-->'''Thomas:''' I'll help you, gorgeous--Georgeous--George!
* In ''Theatre/TheBibleTheCompleteWordOfGodAbridged'', during the Noah's Ark AudienceParticipation sequence, the players may suddenly realize that the two ducks selected from the audience are both women. They tell each other not to worry about Noah having two female ducks: "this is a perfectly good pair of dykes and--DUCKS!!! Ducks!! Oh, I'm really sorry..."

[[folder:Audio - no, Video Games, Video, right!]]
* In ''VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorney'', Phoenix remarks about April May "I'll get to that woman's bottom! Wait...I mean...you know what I mean."
* In ''VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins'', Shale has this in exchange with Sten:
-->'''Shale:''' I could watch you fight all day long. The skill you display, the form...how the light plays on its muscles...I mean, yes. Well done. With the fighting.
** In Denerim, one Chantry sister who keeps saying names for food [[{{Malaproper}} instead of the correct words]], does so because it is getting close to meal time and she's hungry.
* In ''VideoGame/BeyondGoodAndEvil'', a soldier tells Jade:
--> ''If you want to know the truth, buy the [[VoiceOfTheResistance IRIS paper]]. Uh... I mean the [[KentBrockmanNews Hillyan Word]]. No... Anything but the Hillyan Word''.
* DukeNukem does this in ''Duke Nukem 3D'' when you interact with a microphone.
--> ''This is [[BroadcastingInTheUnitedStates KTIT]]--[[JustForPun K-Tit!]] Bringing you the breast, uh, the best tunes in town!''

[[folder:Wet - uh, Web - Original]]
* [[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner Strong Bad]]. More than once he has let slip that he is not TheCasanova, but a mere CasanovaWannabe.
** One episode has him confusing the words "missionaries" and "mercenaries" during a presentation about his mercenary [[BlatantLies career]]. Wasn't exactly Freudian per se, but still an embarrassing Slip.
* The very first line of ''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick's'' review of ''Film/{{Labyrinth}}'': "I think everyone remembers their first bone- [[DavidBowie Bowie]]!"
** And then WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic does it too in his review of ''Barb Wire''. "Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic, I remember it so you don't boobies! I mean, er...boobies, with the booby boobies...[[FreudianSlipperySlope boobyboobyboobies]]!"
** From the ''A Kid in King Arthur's Court'' review:
-->Nostalgia Critic: Hey, they're actresses first and sisters second, and that's good enough in my porno—[[VerbalBackspace book]].
* WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick is also guilty of this, albeit unlike most examples, she didn't realize it. During her video concerning ''{{Divergent}}'' and other [=YA=] movies, while listing the [=YA=] movies of 2013, she mispronounces "[[Film/TheMortalInstrumentsCityOfBones City of Bones]]" as "City of ''Boners''".
* ''VideoGame/{{Bayonetta}}'' made [[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee]] lapse into tits...I mean this.
** Not the only time, either.
--->...but it's just not as much fun as tonguing another man's balls. [beat] I mean, as it used to be. [[HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday I'm not gay.]]
* [=EditZP=] (who is slightly memetic for making large quantities of workbenches then abandoning them), accidentally slipped up during his {{Minecraft}} ''Golden Hearts'' LetsPlay
-->[=EditZP=]: Alright, I need to make a wankbench... a wankbench. *laughs.*
** In the same episode, "Swastika."
* ''Fanfic/TheClassicDoctorWhoTwitterBlog'' has a tendency to do this whenever the Master turns up. "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS9E3TheSeaDevils Seaman-Master!]]"
** All instances of Ainley!Master's Tissue Compression Eliminator being called a dildo are, on the other hand, [[FreudWasRight completely intentional.]]
* Happens to [[DarkActionGirl Tex]] of all people in ''Machinima/RedVsBlue'', while discussing the naked alien.
--> '''Tex:''' ''"I was just admiring...his alien...muscle structure."''
--> '''Tucker:''' ''"Yeah, one particular part of his muscle structure."''
--> '''Tex:''' ''"Well, that's just a matter of penis. I mean opinion! Opinion! That's-that's it."''
--> '''Church:''' ''"Smooth."''
* From ''WebVideo/DeathNoteTheAbridgedSeriesKpts4tv'':
-->'''Aizawa''': So you're cool with me invading Misa and interrogating your house? Interesting.
-->'''Light''': Oh, wait. You mean the other way around.
-->'''Aizawa''': I don't know we'll burn that bridge before we cross it. C'mon Mogi, we have rights to violate.
-->'''Light''': Wait, now I believe you meant what you said. Get back here!
-->'''Matsuda''': That's not fair!
** There's also when [[MemeticMolester Ryuk]] makes the following proposition:
-->'''Ryuk:''' [[MonsterRoommate Tell you what—I need a place to stay.]] If you let me bunk with you maybe we can experiment together. W-with the Death Note. Not each other. You're a sick little girl, you know that?!
-->'''Light:''' But I'm a boy!
-->'''Ryuk:''' ''Riiight.''
* ''WebAnimation/FiftyPercentOff'': "Here, let me help you out of that swimsuit- I MEAN POOL!


[[folder:Webcomics! Yes! Got it slight - uh, right!]]
* Set up and used further down the page in [[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2002/5/06 this]] ''Webcomic/PennyArcade'' strip.
* ''Webcomic/YuMeDream'': [[http://rosalarian.com/yume/?p=263 "I'll just be a sex. I mean...sec."]]
* Lampshaded in the form of a "lightbulb" joke in [[http://www.pvponline.com/2004/11/29/november-29-2004/ this]] ''Webcomic/PvP''.
** "Ladder! I meant ladder!"
* In ''Webcomic/BittersweetCandyBowl'', Lucy is understandably annoyed at being mounted by Yashy (No, not like ''that''). Mike then proceeds to accidentally call "VideoGame/SonicRiders" "Sonic Ride You".
* Once upon ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'', [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005152 during an apology,]] Karkat says this...
** Earlier, the narrator says (in Jade's perspective) "You have chalked it up to your family's longstanding propensity for eclectic [[FurryFandom fursuits]] wait you mean pursuits."
** [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005771 That wouldn't be the last time Karkat had an erotic slip of the tongue...]]
** And uu delivered [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006880 this]] little gem.
** [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006335 Here]], Jane comments on how Roxy accidentally said the Unabridged Sassacre's would be "set fire" to instead of "sent fine":
--> GG: That wasn't even a Freudian slip.
--> GG: Doctor Freud just tripped over an errant phallus, tumbled down a flight of stairs, and broke his neck.
--> GG: And then his cigar exploded comically in his face.
** Dave accidentally calls BrainWashedAndCrazy Jane "[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=008595 John's hot mom]]", [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=008630 twice]].
* In ''Webcomic/ElGoonishShive'', [[StraightGay Justin]] laments the fact that Elliot is forced into GenderBending regularly due to PowerIncontinence.
-->Justin: It's like the universe is plotting against me.
-->Justin: ''Elliot!'' Plotting against Elliot.
* Happens on [[http://thinkbeforeyouthink.net/?comic=20110107-freudian-slip this page]] of ''Webcomic/ThinkBeforeYouThink''.
* ''Webcomic/CyanideAndHappiness'' presents: [[http://www.explosm.net/comics/2630/ Freudian slip]], VisualPun edition.
* ''Webcomic/SluggyFreelance'': Dex: "I... I think you're very nice and boring, Zoë. I just said 'beautiful', right? 'Nice and beautiful'?"

[[folder:Web Video! Two in a hoe - oh, row!]]
* Lizzie's "what if we missed our chance?" from Episode 91 of ''TheLizzieBennetDiaries''. She's supposed to be talking about Jane and Bing, but the "we" implies that she's thinking about Darcy.
** Also, George's "I've got people to do and things to see" from Episode 46.
* In ''WebVideo/TrueFacts [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=110iUX1Ursk About the Armadillo]]'', we get this:
-->'''Narrator''': Here are true facts about the arma-dildo - hmm, that's a typo. Here are true facts about the arma-dildo - oops. I said it again, two times.

[[folder:Western Any Motion - oh, Animation!]]
* In ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitans'' Johnny Rancid was the lowest tier criminal to ever appear; just a violent jerk with a motorcycle and a small laser gun. Then he gets the power to rewrite the rules of reality and turns the world into a gothic hellscape.
-->'''Raven:''' Cool... I mean oops.
* In Disney's ''Disney/AtlantisTheLostEmpire'', Milo has a line: "I know how to swim pretty girl -- good! Pretty good, I swim pretty good."
* In the finale of ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender'', [[spoiler:Zuko wants to defeat their arch nemesis,]] the ''Father''lord.
** Also in the previous season when Azula's plan to capture Zuko and Iroh by acting like they were being brought back home honorably is ruined by a single soldier accidentally saying "prisoners" instead of "guests". She is rightly pissed.
* ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'':
** In "Fear of Flying", when Principal Skinner was at a psychiatrist's office, he mentions his "[[MyBelovedSmother beloved smother -- mother]]!"
** In "Lisa's Sax", during Bart's first day of school, Skinner introduced himself to the new intake of students as "Principal Sinner", and when they burst out laughing muttered "Oh, that does it, I've lost them forever".
** And in ''The Last Temptation of Homer'' when Homer is trying to avoid his attractive new co-worker Mindy and unexpectedly ends up in an elevator with her: "I guess we'll be going down together, I mean getting off together, I mean...That's okay, I'll just press the button for the stimulator."
** When Marge's RomanceNovel-inspired daydream is interrupted by Lisa's saxophone practice, she says "Lisa, stop blowing my sex! I mean stop blowing your sax! Your sax! Stop it!"
* ''WesternAnimation/DarkwingDuck'' slips to [[DatingCatwoman Morgana MacCawber]], "We're investigating a crime spree, and you're the prime seduction...uh, ''suspect''!"
* In one episode of ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', Meg is dating a nudist. Her mother slips "Now, Meg, no need to get so testes...Testy! Nuts! I mean crap!".
** When Meg goes to the meeting of the Lesbian Alliance, she says: "Hi, you gays...guys...girls."
** Lois says to [[BiggusDickus Chris]]: "Meet me in the ten inches or less line -- items!"
** In the episode "Jerome Is the New Black", Peter finds out that Lois used to date his new friend, Jerome and gets jealous. Lois says: "You're being silly! I mean, Jerome and I dated over 12 inches ago!"
** Peter: "Lois, our relationship can not be measured in [[NippleAndDimed nipples and dimes]]...nickels and boobs...money."
** Stewie: "Wanna go ride the tea bags? ...I mean, tea cups..? Tea bags...?"
* In one episode of ''WesternAnimation/{{Arthur}}'', Buster shoplifted something and was paranoid about getting caught when he and Arthur returned to the store. "Lemme just get these Lawbreakers -- ''Jaw''breakers!"
-->'''Mr. Ratburn:''' Arthur? Do you have a headache?
-->'''Arthur:''' Do I! ...I mean, no...
* One of the most famous examples in ''WesternAnimation/XiaolinShowdown'':
--> '''Jack Spicer:''' *after defeating the monks and the Black Vipers* Say, who are all these people?
--> '''Jessie:''' We're the Black Vipers, the most elite all-girl gang to ever roam these wild plains.
--> '''Viper Girl:''' And since you have defeated us, our law demands that you inherit leadership of the Black Vipers.
--> '''Jack:''' Yes...I guess this makes me QUEEN!
--> *everybody stares*
--> '''Jack:''' Uh...king.
* The 1944 ''WesternAnimation/{{Popeye}}'' cartoon "Puppet Love" has a deliberate Freudian Slip. Popeye finds out Bluto crossed him with Olive with a Popeye marionette, so he knocks Bluto out and uses ''him'' as a marionette, staging an attempt on Olive's life. As Popeye jumps into to the "rescue":
-->'''Popeye:''' Unhand that swine, you girl! Er, that girl, you swine!
* Used in a literal sense in WesternAnimation/{{Anastasia}} when Sugmund Freud, singing along with "Paris Holds the Key," slips on a banana.
* Pinkie Pie talking about a fancy ornament causes Cranky Doodle Donkey to have one about [[spoiler: Matilda]] in WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic:
-->'''Pinkie Pie:''' It's awfully pretty.
-->'''Cranky:''' Yes, she was.
-->'''Pinkie Pie:''' Huh?
-->'''Cranky:''' I mean, it was, I mean, it is, yes, it's pretty, now put it down!
* Gargamel in ''WesternAnimation/TheSmurfs'' episode "Gargamel The Generous" tries to hide the fact that his sudden niceness to the Smurfs is because he wants the diamonds that they have found, though he accidentally refers to Papa Smurf as Papa Diamonds.
* In ''{{Robots}}'', after the main character Rodney Copperbottom saw that the landlord had a [[{{Pun}} huge bottom]], he tried to introduce himself.
-->'''Rodney:''' I'm Rodney Bigbottom - No, I'm Rodney Copperbottom. Copperbottom.
* In ''[[WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2012 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012)]]'', Donatello accidentally slips up when he's trying to convince April to try some pizza gyoza.
-->'''Donnie:''' Just try one! Sometimes [[InterspeciesRomance things that don’t seem like they go together]] actually make a great couple! *''Realises what he just said''* I mean food.
** Donnie slips again in "The Gauntlet", refering to April as 'my April', before [[VerbalBackspace verbally backspacing]] to 'our April', and then finally settling on just 'April'.

[[folder:Real Wife - uh, Life, Life!]]
* A radio commentator said "Martina Navratilova has been beaten in straight sex. Sorry, sets."
** A BBC newsreader who announced "Israel has been invaded by lesbian forces".
* Governor Tim Pawlenty of Minnesota had one during a Hockey game. "Now it's time to drop the fu...er I mean puck."
** Fun Fact: The Face-Off in Hockey was originally going to be called a "Puck Off". It got changed [[CaptainObvious for obvious reasons]].
*** A similar case with [[PrecisionFStrike Fu]]- [[{{Pacman}} Puck Man]]. [[CaptainObvious Guess why they changed it]]? [[ScottPilgrimVsTheWorld He wasn't called Puckman because he looked like a hockey puck, of course.]]
* Instead of saying 'Bela kuca' (White House), a Serbian news anchor once said 'Bela kurac' which means 'white cock'.
* UsefulNotes/GeorgeHWBush has made a couple...interesting...gaffes.
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsSUHdzXK8A About]] RonaldReagan: "For seven and a half years I worked alongside him, and I'm proud of being his partner, and we had triumphs, we made some mistakes, we had some sex...setbacks."
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUH3zjMcIRE Decades later]]: "Some of you may have gotten my ass email--my ''mass'' email...Freudian slip only!"
* Silvio Berlusconi was [[http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/8300184.stm complaining about the many charges against him]], and said, that he already spent 200 million euros on "consultants and judges...consultants and ''lawyers''."
* One ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}} Newsletter has an allegedly true story where a boss who is hiring his daughter as a higher up, and at the meeting he states "Now you may accuse me of [[ParentalIncest incest,]] but-" and one of his employees says "Don't you mean {{Nepotism}}?"
* It is amazing the number of valedictorians that say sex instead of success in graduation speeches. It always gets a big cheer from their peers however.
* When credit cards were first introduced to Britain, one early prospectus had an interesting misprint: "The Access facility can be used at all stores displaying the red and greeD symbol."
* Speaking about misprints, [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wicked_Bible one edition of the Bible]] inadvertently dropped a "not" from the commandment "Thou shalt not commit adultery". (The printers received a heavy fine and most of the copies were recalled and destroyed; only 11 remain to this day.)
* In a common anecdote, a vicar attempting to introduce actress Diana Dors by her real name - Diana Fluck - was so nervous about mispronouncing her name that he introduced her as 'Diana Clunt'.
* [[http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_bkFIPLIOGL8/SFGrq_LsjlI/AAAAAAAAObY/GdJ0YkeT5V0/s400/assfisting.jpg This Memo]]
* [[http://failblog.org/2009/07/02/host-fail/ This]] post on [=FailBlog=].
* ''Website/NotAlwaysRight'' gives us [[http://notalwaysright.com/the-birds-and-the-bees-talk-illustrated/367 this]]. Also, [[http://notalwaysright.com/of-all-the-moments-for-freud-to-slip/164 "Cockporn".]] ([[DontExplainTheJoke He meant "popcorn".]])
* Students often mistakenly call teachers 'Mum' or 'Dad' revealing a great deal of affection for said teachers in doing so.
** Similarly, if a male (say) teacher is working in a school with no other male staff, he should get used to being addressed as "Miss" or "Mrs" very quickly, especially from the younger kids.
* When {{U2}} was presenting the "Top Ten Things U2 Has Learned Over The Years" at David Letterman, one of the things mentioned by Edge was:
--> "Cool name The Edge, Uncool name The Sting. The Itch!"
* [[http://www.google.com/products?client=safari&rls=en&q=freudian+slippers&oe=UTF-8&um=1&ie=UTF-8&ei=lrNpTJL8I5D2swOF8JDgBg&sa=X&oi=product_result_group&ct=title&resnum=3&ved=0CDwQrQQwAg Freudian Slippers]]
* Someone on StupidFreeDrama at LiveJournal once infamously referred to capslock comms as "cockslap comms".
* Music/GuySebastian in the Australian version of TheXFactor had one [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2R6rKR5kbg here]].
* In an interview, French politician Rachida Dati once used the word "fellation" instead of "inflation."
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1Y6PchDYfw This newscaster]] was talking about a report on a blind man who climbed mount Everest, and in doing so she made an...interesting slip. I wonder what's going on in her head when the camera's off?
* Most likely, at least one person in your class have said "orgasm" for "organism" at school.
** Or say "seduction" for "sedition" or "subduction".
** A librarian once informed me that an octopus grasps its prey with its testicles.
** Learning trigonometry, it is quite common to say "sex" when you mean "sec(x)", particularly because the latter sounds awkward.
* [[http://www.smartphowned.com/ This]] website. All of it.
** There's also ''[[http://damnyouautocorrect.com/ Damn You, Auto Correct!]]'' for technology-assisted examples.
* In Geometry class, you can determine if a triangle is congruent to another by finding the lengths of certain parts. The Side-Side-Side Postulate is abbreviated to SSS, Angle-Side-Angle is ASA, and so on. While not a valid one, there is always someone who mistakenly tries to use Angle-Side-Side...
* NHL analyst Darren Pang went on to comment about PK Subban, one of the very few black (and one of the most [[SelfReferencingArticle colorful]]) hockey player. He then compared him to Alex Pietrangelo, saying that Subban should be more like the latter who:
--> "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tNVwQUJoik does everything, on the ice, off the ice, the white way, the right way.]]"
* Following the assassination of the world's most wanted terrorist, Creator/{{Fox News|Channel}} reported "[[http://blog.zap2it.com/pop2it/2011/05/obama-bin-laden-dead-fox-news-affiliate-defends-itself-for-typo.html Obama bin Laden]]" dead.
** In 2008, Dean Singleton, board chair of the Associated Press, [[http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalradar/2008/04/obama-corrects.html made the same mistake]] in presence of the not-yet-President Obama.
** [[http://www.breakingcopy.com/obama-bin-laden-fox-news Even more examples]] of the same goof.
* Irish Sky News, reporting on the Hurricane Katrina, used the caption: "[[http://www.snopes.com/katrina/photos/disaster.asp Bush: One of the worst disasters to hit the US]]".
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wS2NoWd-RpE This video]] of news anchor/reporter slip-ups is packed full of them.
* [[http://lychgate.tumblr.com/post/36705172561/lychgate-when-i-was-a-kid-i-used-to-eat-around This post]] on Website/{{Tumblr}}.
* When Creator/MerylStreep accepted a BAFTA for Best Original Screeplay for Creator/CharlieKaufman, (who won it for ''Film/{{Adaptation}}'') she said: "I would like to thank BAFTA for this wonderful honor, I would like to spank... ''thank'' Spike Jonze...
* [[http://www.spiegel.de/politik/deutschland/charlie-hebdo-afd-kandidat-kruse-sorgt-mit-versprecher-fuer-aerger-a-1012523.html Political slip, awful slip.]] A [[RuleOfCautiousEditingJudgment rather right wing]] German politician comments on the Charlie Hebdo attacks that they happened sooner than he ''hoped''. [[RuleOfCautiousEditingJudgment Of course]] he wanted to say ''feared''. In any case, [[RuleOfCautiousEditingJudgment rather left wing]] politicians rejoiced. (Minor shitstorm ensues.)
* While announcing the nominees for Best Cinematography at the live 2015 AcademyAward nominations, Academy head Cheryl Boone Isaacs meant to say "Dick Pope" (for ''Mr. Turner''), but it came out as "Dick ''Poop''". The flub became a meme almost faster than Isaacs could correct herself, and it's been viewed in the same light as Creator/JohnTravolta's "Adele Dazeem" flub.
-> [[TheStinger Just look at all those examples. I mean penises.]]