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19th Jun '17 1:54:56 PM Linda58
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* Similarly, in the ''Series/LawAndOrder'' episode "Savior," defense attorney Margot Bell says, "What does a lawyer have in common with a sperm cell?" ADA Claire Kincaid replies, "Both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being," then tells Margot there's a law that once you pass the bar, you have to stop telling lawyer jokes.

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* Similarly, in the ''Series/LawAndOrder'' episode "Savior," defense attorney Margot Bell says, "What does a lawyer have in common with a sperm cell?" ADA Claire Kincaid replies, "Both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being," then tells Margot there's a law that once you pass the bar, you have to stop telling lawyer jokes. Then there's this exchange in "Divorce":
-->'''D.A. Adam Schiff:''' Where on earth did these people learn their ethics?
-->'''A.D.A. Jamie Ross:''' Law school.
-->'''D.A. Adam Schiff:''' Of course.
8th Jun '17 4:42:07 AM Morgenthaler
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** More from ''Angel'', this season one gem as said by Gunn: "Whoo! Whoo! My God! They told me it was true, but I didn't believe em. Damn. Here it is! Evil white folks really do have a Mecca." Let's just say that Wolfram & Hart take evil lawyers to a whole 'nother level.

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** More from ''Angel'', this This season one gem as said by Gunn: "Whoo! Whoo! My God! They told me it was true, but I didn't believe em. Damn. Here it is! Evil white folks really do have a Mecca." Let's just say that Wolfram & Hart take evil lawyers to a whole 'nother level.
8th Jun '17 4:40:50 AM Morgenthaler
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* In ''Series/{{Angel}}'', Cordelia discusses the evil law firm Wolfram and Hart, comparing them with vampires Angel and Darla. "You were soulless bloodsucking demons, and they're lawyers." A humbled Angel agrees with her. "We were amateurs."

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* In ''Series/{{Angel}}'', ''Series/{{Angel}}'':
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Cordelia discusses the evil law firm Wolfram and Hart, comparing them with vampires Angel and Darla. "You were soulless bloodsucking demons, and they're lawyers." A humbled Angel agrees with her. "We were amateurs."



*** "They're the law firm Johnny Cochran was too ethical to join." Really, Wolfram & Hart is the personification of the trope.
* In the ''Series/{{Charmed}}'' episode "Black As Cole" (episode 8 season 4), when Paige learns about Cole's past she says:

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*** ** "They're the law firm Johnny Cochran was too ethical to join." Really, Wolfram & Hart is the personification of the trope.
* ''Series/{{Charmed}}'':
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In the ''Series/{{Charmed}}'' episode "Black As Cole" (episode 8 season 4), when Paige learns about Cole's past she says:
5th Jun '17 10:56:19 AM CaptainTedium
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* In ''Series/{{Dinosaurs}}'', when Earl is about to sell his soul:

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* In ''Series/{{Dinosaurs}}'', the ''Series/{{Dinosaurs}}'' episode "Life in the Faust Lane", when Earl is about to sell his soul:
12th May '17 12:35:10 PM ironballs16
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* What is the difference between a burbot and a lawyer? [[labelnote:Answer]]One is a bottom-dwelling slimy carrion feeder, and the other is a fish.[[/labelnote]]

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* What is the difference between a burbot and a lawyer? [[labelnote:Answer]]One is a bottom-dwelling slimy carrion feeder, [[BaitAndSwitchComment and the other is a fish.fish]].[[/labelnote]]
8th May '17 10:15:14 AM LordGro
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* OlderThanSteam: many of the modern EvilLawyerJoke s actually originate to Martin Luther. Luther himself studied law before switching to theology. His rival Reformator, Jean Calvin, actually ''was'' a lawyer.
26th Apr '17 9:53:38 AM morane
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* What is the difference between a burbot and a lawyer? [[labelnote:Answer]]One is a bottom-dwelling slimy carrion feeder, and the other is a fish.]]

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* What is the difference between a burbot and a lawyer? [[labelnote:Answer]]One is a bottom-dwelling slimy carrion feeder, and the other is a fish.]][[/labelnote]]
26th Apr '17 9:52:15 AM Ferot_Dreadnaught
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* OlderThanSteam: many of the modern EvilLawyerJoke s actually originate to Martin Luther. Luther himself studied law before switching to theology, so he was DangerouslyGenreSavvy. His rival Reformator, Jean Calvin, actually ''was'' a lawyer.

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* OlderThanSteam: many of the modern EvilLawyerJoke s actually originate to Martin Luther. Luther himself studied law before switching to theology, so he was DangerouslyGenreSavvy.theology. His rival Reformator, Jean Calvin, actually ''was'' a lawyer.
26th Apr '17 9:50:50 AM morane
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* What is the difference between a burbot and a lawyer? [[labelnote:Answer]]One is a bottom-dwelling slimy carrion feeder, and the other is a fish.]]
** Is there any other difference between a burbot and a lawyer? [[labelnote:Answer]] Yes. A burbot tastes excellent when sautéed in cream sauce.[[/labelnote]]
26th Apr '17 9:32:24 AM morane
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* OlderThanSteam: many of the modern EvilLawyerJoke s actually originate to Martin Luther. Luther himself studied law before switching to theology, so he was DangerouslyGenreSavvy. His rival Reformator, Jean Calvin, actually ''was'' a lawyer.
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