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23rd Mar '17 6:06:12 PM luiz4200
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'''Numbuh 4:''' HA, HA Pretty Funny Phat Man!! I'm going to kick your...
'''Numbuh 3:''' WALLY!!!!!!!

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'''Numbuh -->'''Numbuh 4:''' HA, HA Pretty Funny Phat Man!! I'm going to kick your...
'''Numbuh -->'''Numbuh 3:''' WALLY!!!!!!!
23rd Mar '17 6:04:51 PM luiz4200
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* [[http://alfredofroylan2.deviantart.com/art/KND-The-day-after-X-mas-1-45481825 This fancomic]] features ''WesternAnimation/CodenameKidsNextDoor'' character Numbuh 4 upset for receiving coal for Christmas. Numbuh 3 interrupts his rant to show what ''she'' received for Christmas.
'''Numbuh 4:''' HA, HA Pretty Funny Phat Man!! I'm going to kick your...
'''Numbuh 3:''' WALLY!!!!!!!
23rd Mar '17 2:03:25 PM merotoker
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-->Nate: Up, down, do not slump!
-->Nate: If you don't watch out you'll see my rump!
-->Nate: Down, up, lightning fast!
-->Nate: Don't look now, you'll see my(Jibanyan and Whisper FaceFault before he can finish)

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* ComicBook/{{Hellboy}} usually only gets as far as "Son of a..." before getting struck by his opponent.
* Happens to ComicBook/MsMarvel during the ''ComicBook/AvengersVsXMen'' crossover. She attempts to insult Magik, who promptly uses her powers to gag Ms. Marvel mid-sentence and dismissively comment on how "loud" she is.

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-->Nate: -->'''Nate''': Up, down, do not slump!
-->Nate:
slump!\\
'''Nate''':
If you don't watch out you'll see my rump!
-->Nate:
rump!\\
'''Nate''':
Down, up, lightning fast!
-->Nate:
fast!\\
'''Nate''':
Don't look now, you'll see my(Jibanyan and Whisper FaceFault before he can finish)

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* ComicBook/{{Hellboy}} usually only gets as far as "Son of a..." before getting struck by his opponent.
* Happens to ComicBook/MsMarvel during the ''ComicBook/AvengersVsXMen'' crossover. She attempts to insult Magik, who promptly uses her powers to gag Ms. Marvel mid-sentence and dismissively comment on how "loud" she is.
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'''Pilot (surprised):''' Quite right, miss. Anyway, so these six fuckers in their [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Messerschmitt#World_War_II Messerschmitts]]...

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'''Pilot (surprised):''' Quite right, miss. Anyway, so these six fuckers in their [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Messerschmitt#World_War_II Messerschmitts]]...
Messerschmitts]]


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* ComicBook/{{Hellboy}} usually only gets as far as "Son of a..." before getting struck by his opponent.
* Happens to ComicBook/MsMarvel during the ''ComicBook/AvengersVsXMen'' crossover. She attempts to insult Magik, who promptly uses her powers to gag Ms. Marvel mid-sentence and dismissively comment on how "loud" she is.



--> Stratwitch: What are you doing over here by the wire?
--> Hilts: Well, like I told Max here, I was trying to get my god-d --

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--> Stratwitch: '''Stratwitch''': What are you doing over here by the wire?
--> Hilts: '''Hilts''': Well, like I told Max here, I was trying to get my god-d --



* Series/GreenAcres: Oliver Wendell Douglas often says "What the . . . ." But that's as far as he gets.

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* Series/GreenAcres: ''Series/GreenAcres'': Oliver Wendell Douglas often says "What the . . . ." But that's as far as he gets.



* From ''Series/TheVicarOfDibley", Episode "Songs of Praise:"

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* From ''Series/TheVicarOfDibley", Episode ''Series/TheVicarOfDibley'' episode "Songs of Praise:"



* In ''VideoGame/{{Psychonauts}}'', just before [[spoiler:facing down Coach Oleander]], Razputin is ready to do a bit of trash-talking of his own. However, Raz is conveniently cut off right before he would have cursed, courtesy of [[spoiler:Milla levitating both him and Lili out of the asylum tower and safely back to the ground level.]]

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* In ''VideoGame/{{Psychonauts}}'', just before [[spoiler:facing down Coach Oleander]], Razputin is ready to do a bit of trash-talking of his own. However, Raz is conveniently cut off right before he would have cursed, courtesy of [[spoiler:Milla levitating both him and Lili out of the asylum tower and safely back to the ground level.]]level]].



* On Series/GoodGame: Spawn Point, Bajo describes the 'Movie-Game Tie In' of ''Avatar'' thusly:

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* On Series/GoodGame: ''Series/GoodGame'': Spawn Point, Bajo describes the 'Movie-Game Tie In' of ''Avatar'' thusly:



--> '''Lex Luthor''': "Wow, this is good sh-"
--> ''(Superman appears)''

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--> ---> '''Lex Luthor''': "Wow, this is good sh-"
-->
sh-"\\
''(Superman appears)''



* Shows up in ''Toys/{{Lalaloopsy}} of all places during "Search For Pillow".

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* Shows up in ''Toys/{{Lalaloopsy}} ''Toys/{{Lalaloopsy}}'' of all places during "Search For Pillow".



* Creator/NeilPatrickHarris got one when he appeared on Creator/CraigFerguson's show [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGr2uDHAkmI in which he discussed his love of Silly Bandz]]. Possibly that it is scripted, funny either way.

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* Creator/NeilPatrickHarris got one when he appeared on Creator/CraigFerguson's show [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGr2uDHAkmI in which he discussed his love of Silly Bandz]].Bandz. Possibly that it is scripted, funny either way.



* In Franchise/XMen, one of Nightcrawler's standard exclamations is "Ach du lieber..." (frequently misspelled: "Ach du leiber..."), which means "Oh you dear...". He never once finishes it, so we can only guess what word is cut off. "Gott"? "Augustin"? "Herr Gesangsverein"?

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* In Franchise/XMen, one of Nightcrawler's ComicBook/{{Nightcrawler}}'s standard exclamations is "Ach du lieber..." (frequently misspelled: "Ach du leiber..."), which means "Oh you dear...". He never once finishes it, so we can only guess what word is cut off. "Gott"? "Augustin"? "Herr Gesangsverein"?



-->''''Pizzazz'': "Roxy, if you don't stop with the drumming I'm gonna shove those drumsticks---"

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-->''''Pizzazz'': -->'''Pizzazz''': "Roxy, if you don't stop with the drumming I'm gonna shove those drumsticks---"



* ''Film/HomeAlone: In the second movie, Buzz does this near the end. "Alright, enough of this gooey sh--" (*sees everyone looking at him*) "show of emotion."

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* ''Film/HomeAlone: ''Film/HomeAlone'': In the second movie, Buzz does this near the end. "Alright, enough of this gooey sh--" (*sees everyone looking at him*) "show of emotion."



* When Creator/LinManuelMiranda hosted ''Series/SaturdayNightLive'', he sang his monologue to the tune of {{Theater/Hamilton My Shot.}} At one point, he walked into the hall of previous hosts, and stops in front of the portrait of Creator/DonaldTrump...

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* When Creator/LinManuelMiranda hosted ''Series/SaturdayNightLive'', he sang his monologue to the tune of {{Theater/Hamilton My Shot.}} ''Theater/HamiltonMyShot''. At one point, he walked into the hall of previous hosts, and stops in front of the portrait of Creator/DonaldTrump...



---> (mumbles/sings) {{FunnyAneurismMoment Well, he's never gonna be president now, never gonna be president now..}}

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---> (mumbles/sings) {{FunnyAneurismMoment [[FunnyAneurysmMoment Well, he's never gonna be president now, never gonna be president now..}}
]]



* At the beginning of the make money for Venus level (Formerly Save The Pandas from WLK) in ''[[KatamariDamacy Katamari Forever]]'', the king needs to rhyme something with rich. So he says, "If you don't have any, what a bi-" Or something along those lines. Then he catches himself.

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* At the beginning of the make money for Venus level (Formerly Save The Pandas from WLK) in ''[[KatamariDamacy ''[[VideoGame/KatamariDamacy Katamari Forever]]'', the king needs to rhyme something with rich. So he says, "If you don't have any, what a bi-" Or something along those lines. Then he catches himself.



* In ''WesternAnimation/{{Madagascar}}'' for Gamecube. Marty and Mort get Wilbur to fulfill his promise (which turns out to be truly anticlimactic), much to Marty's annoyance. He says: "I oughtta open up a can of Whoopa-- BUTT on you, Warthog!!!"

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* In ''WesternAnimation/{{Madagascar}}'' ''VideoGame/{{Madagascar}}'' for Gamecube. Marty and Mort get Wilbur to fulfill his promise (which turns out to be truly anticlimactic), much to Marty's annoyance. He says: "I oughtta open up a can of Whoopa-- BUTT on you, Warthog!!!"



* Happens in [[Creator/DreamWorksAnimation DreamWorks]]' ''WesternAnimation/RockyAndBullwinkle'' short, when story is interrupted by a ''Bullwinkle's Corner'' segment in which Bullwinkle attempts to recite [[Music/{{Eminem}} "Superman"]].

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* Happens in [[Creator/DreamWorksAnimation DreamWorks]]' ''WesternAnimation/RockyAndBullwinkle'' short, when the story is interrupted by a ''Bullwinkle's Corner'' segment in which Bullwinkle attempts to recite [[Music/{{Eminem}} "Superman"]].



** A [[OverlyLongGag comically drawn-out]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0B4suxQVUAQ&feature=related sequence of this,]] after various people all over the world noticed Dr. Evil's phallus-shaped spaceship returning to Earth.

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** A [[OverlyLongGag comically drawn-out]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0B4suxQVUAQ&feature=related sequence of this,]] this, after various people all over the world noticed Dr. Evil's phallus-shaped spaceship returning to Earth.



* The final scene of ''WesternAnimation/BatmanAssaultOnArkham'' has Amanda Waller notice [[spoiler: a laser dot on her and then cuts to Deadshot aiming a sniper rifle while his daughter plays with a toy in the background with headphones on.]]

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* The final scene of ''WesternAnimation/BatmanAssaultOnArkham'' has Amanda Waller notice [[spoiler: a laser dot on her and then cuts to Deadshot aiming a sniper rifle while his daughter plays with a toy in the background with headphones on.]]on]].



* ''Series/{{Leverage}}'': Eliot has been getting the mark to say certain sounds into his mic so Parker can pick a voice lock.
-->'''Parker''': "I still need "ef," "uh," and "kuh."
-->'''Eliot''': "Don't worry..."
-->'''Mark''': "This is ''shrimp'', you stupid f--"
-->'''Parker''': "Oh! There they are. [[AtomicFBomb Really loud too]]."

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* ''Series/{{Leverage}}'': ''Series/{{Leverage}}'':
**
Eliot has been getting the mark to say certain sounds into his mic so Parker can pick a voice lock.
-->'''Parker''': --->'''Parker''': "I still need "ef," "uh," and "kuh."
-->'''Eliot''':
"\\
'''Eliot''':
"Don't worry..."
-->'''Mark''':
"\\
'''Mark''':
"This is ''shrimp'', you stupid f--"
-->'''Parker''':
f--"\\
'''Parker''':
"Oh! There they are. [[AtomicFBomb Really loud too]]."



-->'''Sophie on the mark's phone:''' Merry Christmas, motherf--
-->''The mark slams his phone shut in frustration''
-->'''Sophie to the rest of the gang:''' He hung up.
-->'''Nate:''' [[DeadpanSnarker No kidding.]]

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-->'''Sophie --->'''Sophie on the mark's phone:''' Merry Christmas, motherf--
-->''The
motherf--\\
''The
mark slams his phone shut in frustration''
-->'''Sophie
frustration''\\
'''Sophie
to the rest of the gang:''' He hung up.
-->'''Nate:'''
up.\\
'''Nate:'''
[[DeadpanSnarker No kidding.]]



* ''Series/{{Firefly}}'s'' pilot episode:
-->'''Wash''': "Oh, motherless son of a bi--"
** Also done in 'Our Mrs. Reynolds'. Both Mal and Inara get their curses cut short when [[spoiler: Saffron's knockout drug takes effect.]]

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* ''Series/{{Firefly}}'s'' ''Series/{{Firefly}}''
** From the
pilot episode:
-->'''Wash''': --->'''Wash''': "Oh, motherless son of a bi--"
** Also done in 'Our Mrs. Reynolds'. Both Mal and Inara get their curses cut short when [[spoiler: Saffron's knockout drug takes effect.]]effect]].



* In the episode "Boom", Series/{{Castle}}'srant get's cut in the end.

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* In the episode "Boom", Series/{{Castle}}'srant Series/{{Castle}}'s rant get's cut in the end.



* Series/NewTricks:

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* Series/NewTricks:''Series/NewTricks'':



* Parodied by ''Series/MADtv'' in the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tokD-C4P3qE PAX TV presentation]] of ''Series/TheSopranos'', alongside EditedForSyndication. At several points, Tony and everyone around him is just saying "fu-", "shi-" or "Why don't you stop breaking mah ba-". Oh, and someone gets wacked.

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* Parodied by ''Series/MADtv'' ''Series/{{MADtv}}'' in the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tokD-C4P3qE PAX TV presentation]] of ''Series/TheSopranos'', alongside EditedForSyndication. At several points, Tony and everyone around him is just saying "fu-", "shi-" or "Why don't you stop breaking mah ba-". Oh, and someone gets wacked.



* Played with in the December 11th 2013 episode of ''Series/TheDailyShow'', where correspondent Jason Jones is reporting on the latest budget deal in the US Congress, in the style of an action movie trailer. http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-december-11-2013/budget-battle--the-movie

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* Played with in the December 11th 2013 episode of ''Series/TheDailyShow'', where correspondent Jason Jones is reporting on the latest budget deal in the US Congress, [[http://www.cc.com/video-clips/4jk9fb/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-budget-battle--the-movie in the style of an action movie trailer. http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-december-11-2013/budget-battle--the-movietrailer.]]



* In ''Podcast/WelcomeToNightVale'', local radio host [[TheNarrator Cecil]] usually tries to keep his language restrained, but when [[spoiler:his pet cat is attacked and badly injured by a strange creature]], he stops holding back.

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* In ''Podcast/WelcomeToNightVale'', local radio host [[TheNarrator [[{{Narrator}} Cecil]] usually tries to keep his language restrained, but when [[spoiler:his pet cat is attacked and badly injured by a strange creature]], he stops holding back.



* ''Series/{{TheRockfordFiles}}'' ended one episode with Rockford hanging up the telephone and angrily declaring, "Son of a--" before a cut to closing credits. For TheSeventies, this was pushing the envelope.

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* ''Series/{{TheRockfordFiles}}'' ''Series/TheRockfordFiles'' ended one episode with Rockford hanging up the telephone and angrily declaring, "Son of a--" before a cut to closing credits. For TheSeventies, this was pushing the envelope.



* [[spoiler: Future!]]Lex Luthor in ''WebVideo/ImAMarvelAndImADC'' [[spoiler: after getting Deadpool and Green Goblin out of the past instead of Superman.]]

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* [[spoiler: Future!]]Lex Luthor in ''WebVideo/ImAMarvelAndImADC'' [[spoiler: after getting Deadpool and Green Goblin out of the past instead of Superman.]]Superman]].



** Luthor upon discovering [[spoiler: that Lance's head was not in the box like he had originally thought]]

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** Luthor upon discovering [[spoiler: that Lance's head was not in the box like he had originally thought]]thought]].



* ''WesternAnimation/TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy'': In "Halls of Time", Billy, Mandy and i
Irwin are regressing into babies, into fetuses and then into nothing due to their time hourglasses being turned upside-doww; Mandy does this when Grim shows joy at her demise and smugly waves goodbye before she does.

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* ''WesternAnimation/TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy'': In "Halls of Time", Billy, Mandy and i
Irwin are regressing into babies, into fetuses and then into nothing due to their time hourglasses being turned upside-doww; upside-down; Mandy does this when Grim shows joy at her demise and smugly waves goodbye before she does.



** [[TheCameo Game Reviewer]] (from "Ssenmodnar 3") has a lot of censored words, [[spoiler:taken from the WebVideo/AngryVideoGameNerd]].

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** [[TheCameo Game Reviewer]] (from "Ssenmodnar 3") has a lot of censored words, [[spoiler:taken from the WebVideo/AngryVideoGameNerd]].WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd]].



* Subverted on a 2006 ''[[Wrestling/{{WWERaw}} Raw]]'', during a match pitting super-hot diva Maria against the bloodthirsty Samoan monster heel Wrestling/{{Umaga}}, when Umaga did his avalanche move on a prone Maria, announcer Wrestling/JimRoss cried out in disbelief, "Oh Jesus!" with Jesus muted out on U.S. broadcasts, leaving the impression that he had uttered "Oh shit!"

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* Subverted on a 2006 ''[[Wrestling/{{WWERaw}} Raw]]'', during a match pitting super-hot diva Maria Wrestling/{{Maria|Kanellis}} against the bloodthirsty Samoan monster heel Wrestling/{{Umaga}}, when Umaga did his avalanche move on a prone Maria, announcer Wrestling/JimRoss cried out in disbelief, "Oh Jesus!" with Jesus muted out on U.S. broadcasts, leaving the impression that he had uttered "Oh shit!"



* In the ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague Unlimited'' episode "[[Recap/JusticeLeagueUnlimitedS1E2ForTheManWhoHasEverything For The Man who Has Everything]]''. In [[ComicBook/TheManWhoHasEverything the comic it's based on]], Wonder Woman has says "hell".

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* In the ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague Unlimited'' episode "[[Recap/JusticeLeagueUnlimitedS1E2ForTheManWhoHasEverything For The Man who Has Everything]]''. In [[ComicBook/TheManWhoHasEverything [[ComicBook/ForTheManWhoHasEverything the comic it's based on]], Wonder Woman has says "hell".
20th Mar '17 6:11:08 PM Malady
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* ''Literature/WhateleyUniverse'': In conjunction with LastSecondWordSwap and SubvertedRhymeEveryOccasion. In [[http://whateleyacademy.net/index.php/original-timeline/768-blood-sister-blood-brother Blood Sister, Blood Brother]]:
--> Miss Mary had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell
--> Miss Mary went to Heaven, the steamboat went to
--> Hello operator, please give me number Nine
--> And if you disconnect me, Ill kick you from
--> Behind the frigerator, there lies a piece of glass
--> Miss Mary sat upon it and broke her little
--> Ask me no more questions, Ill tell you no more lies
--> The boys are in the bathroom, a zipping up their
--> Flies are in the city, the bees are in the park
--> Miss Mary and her boyfriend are kissing in the D-A-R-K
--> D-A-R-K
--> D-A-R-K
--> Dark, Dark, Dark!
18th Mar '17 11:45:03 AM nombretomado
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* A combination "Sound Effects Bleep" and "Cut to Another Scene" in ''Sex and the Single Girl'' happens when NatalieWood starts to yell something like "Why you..." into a phone. Cut to the person on the other end of the line, and "cuckoo" sounds coming out of the phone.

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* A combination "Sound Effects Bleep" and "Cut to Another Scene" in ''Sex and the Single Girl'' happens when NatalieWood Creator/NatalieWood starts to yell something like "Why you..." into a phone. Cut to the person on the other end of the line, and "cuckoo" sounds coming out of the phone.
18th Mar '17 12:50:38 AM CaptainTedium
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* A case of this happens in ''Film/TheGarbagePailKidsMovie'' when Dodger is given a nice coat by the Garbage Pail Kids and they encourage the boy to wear it to impress Tangerine.
-->'''Dodger:''' What am I supposed to do with these?
-->'''Greaser Greg:''' Stick 'em up your--
-->'''Valerie Vomit:''' Wear 'em!
13th Mar '17 8:55:08 AM MeerkatMario
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* From the Creator/{{Nigahiga}} episode "How To Run For President!":
-->"I'm Ryan Higa, and I don't approve any of this shi--"\\
'''[[EveryEpisodeEnding TEEHEE]]'''
12th Mar '17 12:43:14 PM nombretomado
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* ''MontyPython'' - in a military court-martial, a presiding general won't drop the point of a special pair of gaiters:

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* ''MontyPython'' ''Creator/MontyPython'' - in a military court-martial, a presiding general won't drop the point of a special pair of gaiters:
25th Feb '17 4:43:54 AM nighttrainfm
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* ''Series/RedDwarf''. In "Back in the Red" Lister realizes they're not escaping, but are actually in a virtual reality program that Rimmer is editing to cover up his own guilt ? most noticeably when obvious jump cuts start happening, whereupon Lister says he's going to cut off Rimmer's (jump cut) with a blunt knife!

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* ''Series/RedDwarf''. In "Back in the Red" Lister realizes they're not escaping, but are actually in a virtual reality program that Rimmer is editing to cover up his own guilt ? - most noticeably when obvious jump cuts start happening, whereupon Lister says he's going to cut off Rimmer's (jump cut) with a blunt knife!
3rd Feb '17 3:08:02 PM Ccook1956
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* In the 1991 BugsBunny cartoon "Blooper Bunny," Daffy Duck is dressing down Elmer Fudd for an on-stage incident during rehearsals for Bugs' "51st-1/2 Birthday Special." Bugs is trying to cut the scene but Daffy insists on the camera rolling, preserving his diatribe for posterity. Suddenly, the loose plank on the stage Bugs pointed out earlier impales Daffy's beak.
-->'''Bugs:''' ''Now'' can we cut?\\
'''Daffy:''' You smug son of a-- (''Bugs makes a "cut" motion and the scene abruptly ends'')

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* In the 1991 BugsBunny cartoon "Blooper Bunny," Daffy Duck is dressing down Elmer Fudd for an on-stage incident during rehearsals for Bugs' "51st-1/2 Birthday Special." Bugs is trying to cut the scene but Daffy insists on the camera rolling, preserving his diatribe for posterity. Suddenly, the loose plank on the stage Bugs pointed out earlier impales Daffy's beak.
-->'''Bugs:''' ''Now'' can we cut?\\
'''Daffy:''' You smug son of a-- (''Bugs makes a "cut" motion and the scene abruptly ends'')
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