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23rd Jul '17 10:46:23 PM Teakay
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-->'''Judge:''' I sentence you to two hours of modern dance.\\

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-->'''Judge:''' I hereby sentence you to two admire four hours of federally subsidized modern dance.\\



'''Judge:''' Be quiet or I'll throw in the performance artist who protests apartheid with a tub full of rigatoni.

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'''Judge:''' Be quiet or I'll throw in One more outburst like that and I'm going to order you to also watch the performance artist who protests apartheid with using a tub bathtub full of rigatoni.
19th Jul '17 9:43:14 PM FuzzyBoots
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* In ''Film/{{Mental}}'', Trout submits Trevor not the the threatened shock rod, but rather a series of acoustic guitar songs. It looks like Trevor would have preferred the ElectricTorture...
17th Jul '17 10:56:47 PM HeroGal2347
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* ''WesternAnimation/DuckTales'':

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* ''WesternAnimation/DuckTales'':''WesternAnimation/DuckTales1987'':
3rd Jul '17 11:31:26 PM ClownZephyr302
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** Also, in the half-hour special, "Keeper of the Reaper," the judge orders Billy and Mandy to stop acting out in the courtroom, "or so help me, I'll make you sit in the chocolate pudding chair! The stains will '''''never''''' come out of your clothes!"
29th Jun '17 9:12:45 PM jdodum
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** In "The Return of Doctor Mysterio" Lucy Fletcher tortures a SQUEEZE TOY to get information from the Doctor. And IT WORKS. This is especially hilarious since the Doctor had [[Recap/DoctorWhoS35E11HeavenSent just]] endured over four billion years of being horrifically and painfully murdered over and over again at the hands of the Time Lords without giving up anything, but squeezing poor Mr Huffle was too much for him to bear.
--->'''Lucy Fletcher:''' This is Mr. Huffle. Mr. Huffle feels pain.
29th Jun '17 11:09:08 AM MikeW
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** When Mimi pulls a prank by putting Drew's obituary in the paper, it activates his "Doomsday Prank" on her. Mimi is handcuffed to a chair and forced to watch four Drew lookalikes in only their underwear dance to "I'm Too Sexy."
27th Jun '17 5:43:48 PM Theriocephalus
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* ''Webcomic/SluggyFreelance'': [[http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=000922 forced to watch]] ''Series/TheGoldenGirls''.

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* ''Webcomic/SluggyFreelance'': ''Webcomic/SluggyFreelance'':
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[[http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=000922 forced Forced to watch]] ''Series/TheGoldenGirls''.



--> '''Prisoner''': Oh, I know whatís going to happen here. Youíll start making threats that youíre going to do something horrifically violent to me. But then youíll pull something '''ludicrous''' out of your arses, such as making me watch ''Film/BattlefieldEarth'' on DVD, or threatening with '''mime artists''', or perhaps hving me go over the Inquisition tax return.\\
'''Harry''': Uh..\\
'''Prisoner''': Ha! My master was right. You inquisitors are all alike. You all talk a big game but when it comes to actual torture youíre all a bunch of wimps. Come on then, whatís this horrible torture you have in store for me?\\
'''Rat''': Actually we were going to have Lothar here [[GroinAttack cut your bollocks off]], then start asking you some questions.\\
'''Prisoner''': Wait... I think you have that the wrong way around.\\
'''Rat''': No, I donít think we do.



* In ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater'', Garland's nefarious [[http://www.nuklearpower.com/2002/02/05/episode-114-i-think-the-light-warriors-are-confused/ plot]].



* According to ''Webcomic/SaturdayMorningBreakfastCereal'', [[http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1406#comic Atheist Hell]] consists of spending eternity listening to badly thought-out arguments for Satan's existence.
** [[http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=936#comic Regular Hell]], on the other hand, looks exactly like Heaven, with one very important difference. [[ThisIsntHeaven Realization takes a few hours to set in]].
* ''Webcomic/{{XKCD}}'' has [[http://xkcd.com/280/ a librarian tortured by the sound of a hardback book's spine breaking]]. Also, his ex's "creative" restraining order, [[https://xkcd.com/415/ which requires him to remain more than 500 yards away from her but also less than 600]].
* In a ''Webcomic/CheckerboardNightmare'' strip, Lyle's bosses at the law firm decide to punish him for not winning Chex's latest FrivolousLawsuit by putting him in a room with the temperature being gradually lowered until he...puts his hands in his pockets. His ''own'' pockets. [[TheComicallySerious Lyle]] is utterly unfazed and [[LampshadeHanging makes fun of his captors]] for the "punishment" being nothing more than a bad EvilLawyerJoke.

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* According to ''Webcomic/SaturdayMorningBreakfastCereal'', ''Webcomic/SaturdayMorningBreakfastCereal'':
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[[http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1406#comic Atheist Hell]] consists of spending eternity listening to badly thought-out arguments for Satan's existence.
** [[http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=936#comic Regular Hell]], on the other hand, looks exactly like Heaven, with one very important difference.difference -- [[spoiler:you stube your toe every forty-two seconds, regular]]. [[ThisIsntHeaven Realization takes a few hours to set in]].
* ''Webcomic/{{XKCD}}'' has [[http://xkcd.com/280/ a librarian tortured by the sound of a hardback book's spine breaking]]. Also, his Cueball's ex's "creative" restraining order, [[https://xkcd.com/415/ which requires him to remain more than 500 yards away from her but also less than 600]].
* In a ''Webcomic/CheckerboardNightmare'' strip, Lyle's bosses at the law firm decide to punish him for not winning Chex's latest FrivolousLawsuit by putting him in a room with the temperature being gradually lowered until he... puts his hands in his pockets. His ''own'' pockets. [[TheComicallySerious Lyle]] is utterly unfazed and [[LampshadeHanging makes fun of his captors]] for the "punishment" being nothing more than a bad EvilLawyerJoke.
27th Jun '17 5:12:49 PM nombretomado
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** According to TheOtherWiki they are de-aged into teenagers, and (because they aren't legal adults in the mortal world) are forced to attend high school and share a house with their "legal guardian" Uncle Quigley--despite [[OlderThanTheyLook actually being hundreds of years old.]]

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** According to TheOtherWiki Wiki/TheOtherWiki they are de-aged into teenagers, and (because they aren't legal adults in the mortal world) are forced to attend high school and share a house with their "legal guardian" Uncle Quigley--despite [[OlderThanTheyLook actually being hundreds of years old.]]
14th Jun '17 8:57:57 AM Discar
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->''"Earth Rick C-137! The council of Ricks sentences you to the Machine of Unspeakable Doom, which swaps your conscious and unconscious minds, [[AndIMustScream rendering your fantasies pointless while everything you've known becomes impossible to grasp]]! [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Also, every ten seconds,]] [[GroinAttack it stabs your balls.]]"''
-->-- '''Council of Ricks Spokesperson''', ''WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty''

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->''"Earth Rick C-137! ->'''Ford:''' If we're lucky, it's just the Vogons come to throw us in to space.\\
'''Arthur:''' And if we're unlucky?\\
'''Ford:'''
The council captain might want to read us some of Ricks sentences you to the Machine of Unspeakable Doom, which swaps your conscious and unconscious minds, [[AndIMustScream rendering your fantasies pointless while everything you've known becomes impossible to grasp]]! [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Also, every ten seconds,]] [[GroinAttack it stabs your balls.]]"''
his poetry first...
-->-- '''Council of Ricks Spokesperson''', ''WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty''
''Literature/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy1''
13th Jun '17 7:20:44 AM TrueBlue170
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--> "Now tell me where your boss is, or you're gonna die!" (inches slowly down the ice) "...in five minutes."

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--> "Now tell me where your boss is, or you're gonna die!" "TELL ME WHERE YOUR FUCKING BOSS IS, OR YOU'RE GONNA DIE!" (inches slowly down the ice) "...in five minutes."IN FIVE MINUTES!"
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