History Main / CommonHollywoodSexTraits

24th Sep '17 9:33:31 PM CodyTheHeadlessBoy
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* RollInTheHay: Stables and barns are a perfect place to make love. They're not cold, dirty, or smelly in the least and those blankets that appear out of nowhere are always perfectly clean as well. (And hay never, ''never'' pokes you in an impertinent manner.)

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* RollInTheHay: Stables and barns are a perfect place to make love. They're not cold, dirty, or smelly in the least and those blankets that appear out of nowhere are always perfectly clean as well. (And hay never, ''never'' pokes you in an impertinent manner.)) They're also never full of spiders, mice, snakes, and other creepy crawlies that you would expect to find in a barn.


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* If someone has a fetish they have absolutely no standards. They will be attracted to '''anyone''' who wears, has, or does whatever their fetish is. For example if someone has a foot fetish they will pursue any type of feet even if the feet in question look like they've been used to kick rocks, look like their toenails were trimmed with a pocket knife, and are as rough as sandpaper.
24th Sep '17 9:42:22 AM DesertDragon
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* No-one ever plans to have sex, unless they ''really'' plan and [[ReadyForLovemaking go all out with candles and rose petals]]. Couples never simply agree that after work they'll enjoy some "together time". There are exceptions like Pete in ''Film/KnockedUp'' casually and nonchalantly asking for sex while brushing his teeth, but overall, people in movies rarely have an actual conversation about wanting to have sex. [[OneThingLedToAnother Instead, we have a smash cut from seductive looks to a squeaking bed, or a couple will just start passionately making out for seemingly no reason.]] It's always an impromptu act of passion, emotion, and perhaps raging hormones.

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* No-one ever plans to have sex, unless they ''really'' plan and [[ReadyForLovemaking go all out with candles and rose petals]]. Couples never simply agree that after work tonight they'll enjoy some "together time". There are exceptions like Pete in ''Film/KnockedUp'' casually and nonchalantly asking for sex while brushing his teeth, but overall, people in movies rarely have an actual conversation about wanting to have sex. [[OneThingLedToAnother Instead, we have a smash cut from seductive looks to a squeaking bed, or a couple will just start passionately making out for seemingly no reason.]] It's always an impromptu act of passion, emotion, and perhaps raging hormones.
15th Sep '17 9:09:28 PM DesertDragon
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** If a man has a sexual encounter with another man, he is 100% '''gay''' and in denial. If he dates/marries a woman afterwards, she's TheBeard and as soon as she's not looking, he goes cruising truck stop restrooms or browsing Grindr for hookups. Nobody considers that they might have an open relationship; he's just a scandalous homosexual.

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** If a man has a sexual encounter with another man, he is 100% '''gay''' and in denial. only gay. Not bi, not experimenting, just pure homosexual. If he dates/marries a woman afterwards, she's TheBeard and as soon as she's not looking, he goes cruising truck stop restrooms or he's browsing Grindr for hookups. Nobody considers that they might have an open relationship; he's just a scandalous homosexual.on the down-low.
11th Aug '17 3:11:39 PM dmcreif
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* No-one ever plans to have sex, unless they ''really'' plan and [[ReadyForLovemaking go all out with candles and rose petals]]. Couples never simply agree that after work they'll enjoy some "together time". It's always an impromptu act of passion, emotion, and perhaps raging hormones.

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* No-one ever plans to have sex, unless they ''really'' plan and [[ReadyForLovemaking go all out with candles and rose petals]]. Couples never simply agree that after work they'll enjoy some "together time". There are exceptions like Pete in ''Film/KnockedUp'' casually and nonchalantly asking for sex while brushing his teeth, but overall, people in movies rarely have an actual conversation about wanting to have sex. [[OneThingLedToAnother Instead, we have a smash cut from seductive looks to a squeaking bed, or a couple will just start passionately making out for seemingly no reason.]] It's always an impromptu act of passion, emotion, and perhaps raging hormones.


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* People in fiction show real grace in the bedroom. You never seen them get their shirt stuck on their head, or trip over their pants. They must also have great coordination when they're able to passionately make out on their way to the bedroom or in a cramped space without stubbing a toe or tripping over furniture.


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* Condoms are never mentioned, unless itís integral to the story, like Ben failing to put one on in ''Film/KnockedUp''. No one ever mentions having a condom, no one ever puts one on, and no one ever takes one off after finishing. Despite condoms being a fairly important and integral aspect to having safe sex, especially with a stranger, movies almost never mention them, and characters always seem to just jump right into the action without a second thought.
24th Jul '17 12:33:36 PM dmcreif
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* You rarely ever see onscreen sex depicted in any position outside of the missionary position (mostly because this would result in sex that's borderline softcore porn).
24th Jul '17 12:30:50 PM dmcreif
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFjylC689JA This WatchMojo video]] lists a lot of the common sex myths conveyed in fiction.
17th Jul '17 5:38:50 AM WillBGood
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''Elaine:''' So what you're saying is that 90 to 95% of the population is undateable.\\

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''Elaine:''' '''Elaine:''' So what you're saying is that 90 to 95% of the population is undateable.\\
9th Jul '17 9:38:43 AM RedScharlach
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* All couples huff and puff under [[ModestyBedsheet special L-shaped bed sheets]] that reach up to the armpit level on women but only the [[ShirtlessScene waist level]] on men. However, often [[TheSeventies during the seventies]] [[TheEighties and early eighties]], many couples did so under unisex bed sheets that only reach waist level on both women and men .

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* All couples huff and puff under [[ModestyBedsheet special L-shaped bed sheets]] that reach up to the armpit level on women but only the [[ShirtlessScene waist level]] on men. However, often [[TheSeventies during the seventies]] [[TheEighties and early eighties]], many couples did so under unisex bed sheets that only reach waist level on both women and men .men.



* There's no such thing as {{Asexuality}}. That, or [[AllWomenArePrudes all women are asexual]], while [[AllMenArePerverts all men are horny 24/7 and will screw practically anything with a pulse]] (which is the reason ''why'' women can get sex easily while men have to prove themselves).

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* There's no such thing as {{Asexuality}}.{{asexuality}}. That, or [[AllWomenArePrudes all women are asexual]], while [[AllMenArePerverts all men are horny 24/7 and will screw practically anything with a pulse]] (which is the reason ''why'' women can get sex easily while men have to prove themselves).



** If a woman goes to a spa, even if she goes there without any desire for sex, then the mere act of being touched by his hands will [[AllWomenAreLustful make her uncontrollably horny]]. She'll then have the massuer [[MaleFrontalNudity get naked]] and she'll be all over him.

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** If a woman goes to a spa, even if she goes there without any desire for sex, then the mere act of being touched by his hands will [[AllWomenAreLustful make her uncontrollably horny]]. She'll then have the massuer masseur [[MaleFrontalNudity get naked]] and she'll be all over him.



* A "good" character [[DoubleStandard (particularly if female)]] will either be [[MadonnaWhoreComplex a virgin or (if not virginal) at least chaste, and will likely cover up more. A bad character (or an anti-hero) might be more promiscuous and/or]] [[SensibleHeroesSkimpyVillains wear skimpier clothing]].

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* A "good" character [[DoubleStandard (particularly if female)]] will either be [[MadonnaWhoreComplex a virgin or (if not virginal) at least chaste, chaste]], and will likely cover up more. A bad character (or an anti-hero) might be more promiscuous and/or]] and/or [[SensibleHeroesSkimpyVillains wear skimpier clothing]].



* The relationship can't be discussed before the sex. If one wants romance out of it while the other only wants a one night stand, it can't be known until the emotional damage is already done to the former.

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* The relationship can't be discussed before the sex. If one partner wants romance out of it while the other only wants a one night stand, it can't be known until the emotional damage is already done to the former.



Nobody ever cared to explain how are they supposed to work [[note]]mint and alcohol may be a bit stingy while an ice cube may be a bit numbing. Do not use high-proof (80 or higher) alcohol, it will sting horribly[[/note]] and even people [[SchmuckBait goaded to try after reading about them]] reported nothing extraordinary. They stem from [[TheGayNineties the Steam Age]] stories of [[HighClassCallGirl High Class Call Girls]] and attempts from the ordinary public to find a reason why they were so desired by men of wealth and power in their time.

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Nobody ever cared to explain how these are they supposed to work [[note]]mint and alcohol may be a bit stingy while an ice cube may be a bit numbing. Do not use high-proof (80 or higher) alcohol, it will sting horribly[[/note]] and even people [[SchmuckBait goaded to try after reading about them]] reported nothing extraordinary. They stem from [[TheGayNineties the Steam Age]] stories of [[HighClassCallGirl High Class Call Girls]] and attempts from the ordinary public to find a reason why they were so desired by men of wealth and power in their time.
30th Jun '17 5:12:08 PM DesertDragon
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* No-one ever plans to have sex, unless they ''really'' plan and [[ReadyForLovemaking go all out with candles and rose petals]]. Characters never simply agree that after work they'll go shag. It's always an impromptu act of passion, emotion, and perhaps raging hormones.

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* No-one ever plans to have sex, unless they ''really'' plan and [[ReadyForLovemaking go all out with candles and rose petals]]. Characters Couples never simply agree that after work they'll go shag.enjoy some "together time". It's always an impromptu act of passion, emotion, and perhaps raging hormones.
27th Jun '17 4:43:59 PM PrehistoricGuy
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* All couples huff and puff under [[ModestyBedsheet special L-shaped bed sheets]] that reach up to the armpit level on women but only the [[ShirtlessScene waist level]] on men. However, often [[TheSeventies during the seventies]] [[TheEighties and early eighties]], the bed sheet also only reached waist level on women.

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* All couples huff and puff under [[ModestyBedsheet special L-shaped bed sheets]] that reach up to the armpit level on women but only the [[ShirtlessScene waist level]] on men. However, often [[TheSeventies during the seventies]] [[TheEighties and early eighties]], the many couples did so under unisex bed sheet also sheets that only reached reach waist level on women.both women and men .
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