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16th Mar '17 10:01:00 AM KingZeal
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* A woman is biologically incapable of experiencing orgasm without screaming the words "God" and "Yes" and, usually, proclaiming in a loud and clear voice that they are about to experience said sensation. Yes, women ''are'' hardwired to vocalize during sex[[note]]many female primates, including humans, will make lots of noise during sex; this behavior is believed to serve the purpose of luring other males to the area to join in, thus [[MamasBabyPapasMaybe obfuscating the paternity of the resulting child]] and giving numerous males an incentive to help care for it[[/note]], but these vocalizations can just as easily be quiet moaning or subdued grunting as loud ecstatic exclamations and screams.

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* A woman is biologically incapable of experiencing orgasm without screaming the words "God" and "Yes" and, usually, proclaiming in a loud and clear voice that they are about to experience said sensation. Yes, women ''are'' hardwired to vocalize during sex[[note]]many female primates, including humans, will make lots of noise during sex; Yes this behavior is believed to serve the purpose of luring other males to the area to join in, thus [[MamasBabyPapasMaybe obfuscating the paternity of the resulting child]] and giving numerous males an incentive to help care for it[[/note]], ''can'' be TruthInTelevision, but these vocalizations can just as easily be quiet moaning or subdued grunting as loud ecstatic exclamations and screams.
16th Mar '17 9:30:27 AM Luigifan
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* A woman is biologically incapable of experiencing orgasm without screaming the words "God" and "Yes" and, usually, proclaiming in a loud and clear voice that they are about to experience said sensation.
* All couples huff and puff under [[ModestyBedsheet special L-shaped bed sheets]] that reach up to the armpit level on women but only the [[ShirtlessScene waist level]] on men. However. often [[TheSeventies during the seventies]] [[TheEighties and early eighties]], the bed sheet also only reached waist level on women.

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* A woman is biologically incapable of experiencing orgasm without screaming the words "God" and "Yes" and, usually, proclaiming in a loud and clear voice that they are about to experience said sensation.
sensation. Yes, women ''are'' hardwired to vocalize during sex[[note]]many female primates, including humans, will make lots of noise during sex; this behavior is believed to serve the purpose of luring other males to the area to join in, thus [[MamasBabyPapasMaybe obfuscating the paternity of the resulting child]] and giving numerous males an incentive to help care for it[[/note]], but these vocalizations can just as easily be quiet moaning or subdued grunting as loud ecstatic exclamations and screams.
* All couples huff and puff under [[ModestyBedsheet special L-shaped bed sheets]] that reach up to the armpit level on women but only the [[ShirtlessScene waist level]] on men. However. However, often [[TheSeventies during the seventies]] [[TheEighties and early eighties]], the bed sheet also only reached waist level on women.
23rd Feb '17 7:53:22 AM Charsi
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* The relationship can't be discussed before the sex. If one wants romance out of it while the other only wants a one night stand, it can't be known until the emotional damage is already done to the former.
11th Feb '17 1:40:01 PM ChesterPolarbear
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* When a newsbabe's assigned the sports beat and goes into the men's locker room to conduct post-game interviews with [[UsefulNotes/AmericanFootball football]] and soccer players, sometimes after doing the interviews, she'll [[ChickMagnet have a gangbang]] with the players.
7th Feb '17 3:58:23 PM benda
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*** "I faked every orgasm". - [[Film/NakedGun Frank Drebin]]

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*** "I faked every orgasm". - [[Film/NakedGun [[Film/TheNakedGun Frank Drebin]]
7th Feb '17 3:57:26 PM benda
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*** "I faked every orgasm". - [[Film/NakedGun Frank Drebin]]
26th Jan '17 9:59:28 AM Wyldchyld
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* If someone has a fetish, their entire life automatically revolves around it. Or better yet, their fetish ''is'' their life and entire identity. They exist only to be some alien object for others to stare at in [[SubcultureOfTheWeek one way]] or [[FetishFuelStationAttendant another]].

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* If someone has a fetish, their entire life automatically revolves around it. Or better yet, their fetish ''is'' their life and entire identity. They exist only to be some alien object for others to stare at in [[SubcultureOfTheWeek one way]] or [[FetishFuelStationAttendant another]].another.
20th Jan '17 10:00:48 PM skidoo23
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* A woman is biologically incapable of experiencing orgasm without screaming the words "God" and "Yes."

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* A woman is biologically incapable of experiencing orgasm without screaming the words "God" and "Yes." "Yes" and, usually, proclaiming in a loud and clear voice that they are about to experience said sensation.



* Only conventionally-attractive people ([[DoubleStandard women especially]]) have any hope of having sex. HollywoodHomely, HollywoodPudgy, over a certain age, scarred or otherwise disfigured, or otherwise not fitting into that category? You're shit-outta-luck.

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* Only conventionally-attractive people ([[DoubleStandard women especially]]) have any hope of having sex. HollywoodHomely, HollywoodPudgy, over a certain age, scarred or otherwise disfigured, or otherwise not fitting into that category? You're shit-outta-luck. And when the occasional Hollywood production ''does'' show so-called "normal" or subjectively "non-attractive" people having sex in realistic manner, it's either played PlayedForLaughs, depicted as unpleasant for one or both partners, or depicted as NauseaFuel in such an unpleasant way you wonder how population levels can possibly be sustained.



* When a woman hits the shower, a man will [[ShowerOfLove join her]] in less than 10 seconds.

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* When a woman hits the shower, a man will [[ShowerOfLove join her]] in less than 10 seconds. And there is ''always'' enough room for two people to engage in sex, even with the shower screen closed.


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* Regardless of what angle they approach from, or the location or circumstances of the lovemaking, men are magically able to engage without having to so much as look to make sure they're poking the correct orifice. And, unless the scene is being PlayedForLaughs, they ''never'' get it wrong.
17th Jan '17 9:55:41 AM MsChibi
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* NoOneOverFiftyIsGay. See also the note in the first section about seniors and sex.

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* NoOneOverFiftyIsGay.NobodyOverFiftyIsGay. See also the note in the first section about seniors and sex.
17th Jan '17 9:55:10 AM MsChibi
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* NoOneOverFiftyIsGay. See also the note in the first section about seniors and sex.
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