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29th Jun '16 9:43:03 AM MsChibi
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* Women never experience vaginismus (a clenching of the pelvic floor muscles that makes penetration difficult or impossible, and painful) or dyspareunia (pain during sex), or even trouble lubricating. The only time a woman will ever experience pain during sex is if she's a virgin (see above), or if she's being raped.
* Elderly people (women in particular) always lose interest in sex. In actuality, many people can and do have healthy and active sex lives well into their old age. But because this is considered FanDisservice to most, you'll almost never see or hear of older people getting it on in fiction. (In the rare event that you do, it's PlayedForLaughs or NauseaFuel.)
* Men don't require a refractory period or a very long refractory period, and neither do women, unless the situation is being PlayedForLaughs. And if a man falls asleep after sex, it means he doesn't really love or care about his partner, who almost invariably wants to stay up and talk or cuddle. (In actuality, it's just a side-effect of elevated oxytocin levels from the sex.)
* [[MenActWomenAre Women can get sex easily; men have to prove themselves to a potential partner]]. (Needless to say, real life doesn't always work that way.)
* There's no such thing as {{Asexuality}}.



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* If a character is into BDSM or other kink/fetish stuff, it's ''the'' [[SubcultureOfTheWeek most important thing about that character]].


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* There's [[NoBisexuals no such thing as bisexuality or pansexuality]], only straight women that are confused or doing it for attention, or men who are gay and won't admit it to themselves.
19th Jun '16 6:05:36 PM WillBGood
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** ''[[PlayedForLaughs Hilariously]]'' averted in ''Film/AFishCalledWanda''.
29th May '16 6:49:42 PM ChesterPolarbear
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* Every hot chick will [[ShamelessFanserviceGirl usually be totally nude]] at home and she'll keep the blinds up and windows open in her home and if she wears ''any clothes'' at home, it'll be either a [[WalkingSwimsuitScene string bikini]] or just her [[LingerieScene bra and panties]].
27th May '16 7:37:06 PM ChesterPolarbear
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* When [[YaoiFangirl a hot chick]] [[InterruptedIntimacy catches a hot bisexual guy performing fellatio on another hot bisexual guy]], she will take her clothes off and invite herself to join them for a [[AThreesomeIsHot two-guys and one-girl threesome]].
22nd May '16 10:57:28 AM ChesterPolarbear
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* When a guy sees [[GirlOnGirlIsHot two hot chicks having lesbian sex]], they will ask him to join them for a [[ThreeWaySex threesome]].
8th May '16 9:51:05 PM dmcreif
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* There's no need to worry about UTIs or yeast infections. No one in the movies is shown urinating after sex, especially women, even though that (and washing hands, genitals, and anus) is the best way to prevent them. And no one ever has problems with receiving oral because they're susceptible to these sort of infections. In real life, this is a very real concern, especially for women.
* Only conventionally-attractive people ([[DoubleStandard women especially]]) have any hope of having sex. HollywoodHomely, HollywoodPudgy, over a certain age, scarred or otherwise disfigured, or otherwise not fitting into that category? You're SOL.

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* There's no need to worry about UTIs urinary tract or yeast infections. No one in the movies is shown urinating after sex, especially women, even though that (and washing hands, genitals, and anus) is the best way to prevent them. And no one ever has problems with receiving oral because they're susceptible to these sort of infections. In real life, this is a very real concern, especially for women.
* Only conventionally-attractive people ([[DoubleStandard women especially]]) have any hope of having sex. HollywoodHomely, HollywoodPudgy, over a certain age, scarred or otherwise disfigured, or otherwise not fitting into that category? You're SOL.shit-outta-luck.
7th May '16 6:23:48 AM TheOneWhoTropes
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* Fetishism is the same thing as BDSM -- if you are turned on by leather, rubber, or high-heeled shoes, you are automatically into whipping as well. And vice versa. There's no such thing as CasualKink or SelectiveSquick.

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* Fetishism is the same thing as BDSM -- if you are turned on by leather, rubber, or high-heeled shoes, you are automatically into whipping as well. And vice versa. There's no such thing as CasualKink or SelectiveSquick.CasualKink.
6th May '16 10:42:33 AM MsChibi
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* When two girls do it, it doesn't really "count," since there is no penis involved...and also GirlOnGirlIsHot. So Alice can have all the lesbian sex she wants [[TechnicalVirgin and still be considered a virgin]], and not lose VirginPower, or the privilege of being on the "Madonna" side of the MadonnaWhoreComplex spectrum. Also, [[DoubleStandardRapeFemaleOnFemale if a woman engages in sexual contact with another woman without her consent, it doesn't count as rape]], and does not leave the victim DefiledForever.

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* When two girls do it, it doesn't really "count," since there is no penis involved...and also GirlOnGirlIsHot. So Alice can have all the lesbian sex she wants [[TechnicalVirgin and still be considered a virgin]], and not lose VirginPower, or the privilege of being on the "Madonna" side of the MadonnaWhoreComplex spectrum. Also, [[DoubleStandardRapeFemaleOnFemale if a woman engages in sexual contact with another woman without her consent, it doesn't count as rape]], and does not leave the victim DefiledForever.DefiledForever or traumatized.
6th May '16 10:41:23 AM MsChibi
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* Fetishism is the same thing as BDSM -- if you are turned on by leather, rubber, or high-heeled shoes, you are automatically into whipping as well. And vice versa.

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* Fetishism is the same thing as BDSM -- if you are turned on by leather, rubber, or high-heeled shoes, you are automatically into whipping as well. And vice versa. There's no such thing as CasualKink or SelectiveSquick.


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* If a man likes or expresses interest in ''any'' form of anal play, it means he's secretly gay or bisexual. (In actuality, plenty of straight guys like butt-play as well...and plenty of gay/bi guys don't.)
6th May '16 9:28:16 AM MsChibi
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* If a character is [[ExperimentedInCollege "just experimenting"]], his or her partner will ''always'' understand that (and in fact, will often be "just experimenting" him/herself), even without talking about it beforehand. (Which almost never occurs in fiction.) Everyone's just magically on the same page, and no one feels "used" or develops unrequited feelings for their partner, who almost inevitably decides that nope, s/he is straight after all.

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* If a character is [[ExperimentedInCollege "just experimenting"]], his or her partner will ''always'' understand that (and in fact, will often be "just experimenting" him/herself), even without talking about it beforehand. (Which almost never occurs in fiction.) Everyone's just magically on the same page, and no one feels "used" or develops unrequited feelings for their partner, who almost inevitably decides that nope, s/he is straight after all. all, or that it really ''was'' [[SchoolgirlLesbians "just a phase,"]] or [[WhatDidIDoLastNight "just the alcohol talking."]]



* Since GirlOnGirlIsHot, it's not considered [[YourCheatingHeart cheating]] if Alice sleeps with Carol while in a relationship with Bob that isn't explicitly stated as [[{{Polyamory}} an open relationship. Even if [[CrazyJealousGuy Bob would fly into a jealous rage if Alice so much as looked at another guy]]. Curiously, even in settings where GuyOnGuyIsHot, two men doing it (where one or both of them are involved with a member of the opposite sex) ''would'' be [[DoubleStandard considered]] [[GoodAdulteryBadAdultery cheating]], unless it wasn't consensual. [[UsefulNotes/VictimBlaming (And sometimes, even then.)]]

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* Since GirlOnGirlIsHot, it's not considered [[YourCheatingHeart cheating]] if Alice sleeps with Carol while in a relationship with Bob that isn't explicitly stated as [[{{Polyamory}} an open relationship.relationship]]. Even if [[CrazyJealousGuy Bob would fly into a jealous rage if Alice so much as looked at another guy]]. Curiously, even in settings where GuyOnGuyIsHot, two men doing it (where one or both of them are involved with a member of the opposite sex) ''would'' be [[DoubleStandard considered]] [[GoodAdulteryBadAdultery cheating]], unless it wasn't consensual. [[UsefulNotes/VictimBlaming (And sometimes, even then.)]]
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