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3rd Oct '17 9:44:11 AM narm00
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* Where does one begin with ComicBook/SpiderMan? From boyhood he seemed to have the amazing ability to make extremely pretty girls fall in love with him only to be completely oblivious to it half time and have his [[TheMasqueradeWillKillYourDatingLife secret ID]] ruin it for him anyways once he finally manages to figure it out.

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* Where does one begin with ComicBook/SpiderMan? From boyhood he seemed seems to have the amazing ability to make extremely pretty girls fall in love with him only to be completely oblivious to it half time and have his [[TheMasqueradeWillKillYourDatingLife secret ID]] ruin it for him anyways once he finally manages to figure it out.



** This is taken to it's logical conclusion when Godzilla Junior gets plopped into the middle of the [[LadyLand Mermare capital]], where he is the only male for miles. Naturally, just about every mermare (with the exception of [[StraightGay his escort]]) wants a piece of him and aren't afraid to let him know. [[UpToEleven Even the queen of the mermares is interested!]] However, given this is [[OblivioustoLove Godzilla]], he doesn't understand their strange behavior around him and [[HilarityEnsues unintentionally manages to cause much accidental humor in the process]]. Somewhat [[DownplayedTrope downplayed]] however, in that he's gotten better at understanding the idea of romance, he's just still not very good at picking up romantically oriented cues. Also the queen is at least aware of his interest in another and doesn't want to interfere, although she's not against trying to woo him if his interest changes...

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** This is taken to it's its logical conclusion when Godzilla Junior gets plopped into the middle of the [[LadyLand Mermare capital]], where he is the only male for miles. Naturally, just about every mermare (with the exception of [[StraightGay his escort]]) wants a piece of him and aren't afraid to let him know. [[UpToEleven Even the queen of the mermares is interested!]] However, given this is [[OblivioustoLove Godzilla]], he doesn't understand their strange behavior around him and [[HilarityEnsues unintentionally manages to cause much accidental humor in the process]]. Somewhat [[DownplayedTrope downplayed]] however, in that he's gotten better at understanding the idea of romance, he's just still not very good at picking up romantically oriented cues. Also the queen is at least aware of his interest in another and doesn't want to interfere, although she's not against trying to woo him if his interest changes...



* Miles Vorkosigan from ''Literature/VorkosiganSaga'' is a ''lot'' more attractive to women (and one hermaphrodite[[note]]Who is explicitly said to be falling for him shortly after they first meet.[[/note]]), for all his bodily deformities, than he even begins to realize -- though his cousin Ivan surely does. He later begins griping that while he can find women to ''love'', none of them will ''marry'' him. And most of the women who fell for him did so without any real effort on his part. [[spoiler:Both times he does try, it doesn't go well. Elena married another man, and Ekaterin nearly kicked him out of her life entirely, since he did it dishonestly.]]

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* Miles Vorkosigan from the ''Literature/VorkosiganSaga'' is a ''lot'' more attractive to women (and one hermaphrodite[[note]]Who is explicitly said to be falling for him shortly after they first meet.[[/note]]), for all his bodily deformities, than he even begins to realize -- though his cousin Ivan surely does. He later begins griping that while he can find women to ''love'', none of them will ''marry'' him. And most of the women who fell for him did so without any real effort on his part. [[spoiler:Both times he does try, it doesn't go well. Elena married another man, and Ekaterin nearly kicked him out of her life entirely, since he did it dishonestly.]]
21st Sep '17 3:59:07 PM CV12Hornet
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** Well, not quite ''never'' catches on. There's a reason the encounter with Tealove involves him practically screaming "ABORT! ABORT!" in his {{Internal Monologue}}. But that can still be partially excused by the fact that the mare is running a kissing booth.
1st Sep '17 8:26:03 AM XFllo
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* ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'': Although he occasionally plays the role of a {{Kidanova}}, Bart Simpson is usually surprisingly clueless about the effect he seems to have on girls, some of which are [[CakeEater quite a few years older than him]].

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* ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'': Although he occasionally plays the role of a {{Kidanova}}, Bart Simpson is usually surprisingly clueless about the effect he seems to have on girls, some of which are [[CakeEater quite a few years older than him]].him.
24th Aug '17 8:35:31 AM FoxBluereaver
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* A sidestory of ''Fanfic/PokemonResetBloodlines'' establishes that Ash even when he was a kid, Ash was very popular with girls, but never noticed their affection. In the present time he still remains this way to a degree, since he's unaware that his female companions all harbor a degree of attraction towards him.

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* A sidestory of ''Fanfic/PokemonResetBloodlines'' establishes that Ash even when he was a kid, Ash was very popular with girls, but never noticed their affection. In the present time he still remains this way to a degree, since he's unaware that his female companions all harbor a degree of attraction towards him.
24th Aug '17 8:29:45 AM FoxBluereaver
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* A sidestory of ''Fanfic/PokemonResetBloodlines'' establishes that Ash even when he was a kid, Ash was very popular with girls, but never noticed their affection. In the present time he still remains this way to a degree, since he's unaware that his female companions all harbor a degree of attraction towards him.
22nd Jul '17 12:15:54 PM ANewEnigma
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** This is taken to it's logical conclusion when Godzilla Junior gets plopped into the middle of the [[LadyLand Mermare capital]], where he is the only male for miles. Naturally, just about every mermare (with the exception of [[StraightGay his escort]]) wants a piece of him and aren't afraid to let him know. [[UpToEleven Even the queen of the mermares is interested!]] However, given this is [[OblivioustoLove Godzilla]], he doesn't understand their strange behavior around him and [[HilarityEnsues unintentionally manages to cause much accidental humor in the process]]. Somewhat [[DownplayedTrope downplayed]] however, in that he's gotten better at understanding the idea of romance, he's just still not very good at picking up romantically oriented cues. Also the queen is at least aware of his interest in another and doesn't want to interfere, although she's not against trying if his interest changes...

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** This is taken to it's logical conclusion when Godzilla Junior gets plopped into the middle of the [[LadyLand Mermare capital]], where he is the only male for miles. Naturally, just about every mermare (with the exception of [[StraightGay his escort]]) wants a piece of him and aren't afraid to let him know. [[UpToEleven Even the queen of the mermares is interested!]] However, given this is [[OblivioustoLove Godzilla]], he doesn't understand their strange behavior around him and [[HilarityEnsues unintentionally manages to cause much accidental humor in the process]]. Somewhat [[DownplayedTrope downplayed]] however, in that he's gotten better at understanding the idea of romance, he's just still not very good at picking up romantically oriented cues. Also the queen is at least aware of his interest in another and doesn't want to interfere, although she's not against trying to woo him if his interest changes...
22nd Jul '17 12:15:29 PM ANewEnigma
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** This is taken to it's logical conclusion when Godzilla Junior gets plopped into the middle of the [[LadyLand Mermare capital]], where he is the only male for miles. Naturally, just about every mermare (with the exception of [[StraightGay his escort]]) wants a piece of him and aren't afraid to let him know. [[UpToEleven Even the queen of the mermares is interested!]] However, given this is [[OblivioustoLove Godzilla]], he doesn't understand their strange behavior around him and [[HilarityEnsues unintentionally manages to cause much accidental humor in the process]]. Somewhat [[DownplayedTrope downplayed]] however, in that he's gotten better at understanding the idea of romance, he's just still not very good at picking up romantically oriented cues. Also the queen is at least aware of his interest in another and doesn't want to interfere, although she's not against trying if his interest changes...
4th Jul '17 12:20:29 PM Abodos
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** Justified in the case of ''Ocarina of Time'' Link, since he's a kid. A kid who grew up with no adults around ''at all''. No parents, no nothing. Taken a little further in the manga version, where Ruto outright proposes to him and he doesn't know what 'engagement' means. And he never really got the chance to learn about romance when he got older, given that he was in stasis.

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** Justified in the case of ''Ocarina ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime Ocarina of Time'' Time]]'' Link, since he's a kid. A kid who grew up with no adults around ''at all''. No parents, no nothing. Taken a little further in the manga version, where Ruto outright proposes to him and he doesn't know what 'engagement' means. And he never really got the chance to learn about romance when he got older, given that he was in stasis.
31st May '17 2:13:12 PM Az_Tech341
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** The writers clearly like this character gag. In {{spinoff}} comic ''Webcomic/StickyDillyBuns'', we get swimming instructor Andy, who never notices how much attention he's getting from women (and some men) until he becomes boyfriend to TheIngenue Ruby...
** ...And in second {{spinoff}} ''Webcomic/SandraOnTheRocks'', there's virginal teenager Alex, who fails to notice the interest shown by his childhood friend Marie, doesn't know that he's being targeted for a threesome by Marie's friend Ingrid, is just confused when trainee model Sandra keeps ending up naked in his presence for good plot reasons, and has his brain scrambled by the seduction atempts of Eloise, another model.

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** The writers clearly like this character gag. In {{spinoff}} comic ''Webcomic/StickyDillyBuns'', we get swimming instructor Andy, who never notices how much attention he's getting from women (and some men) until he becomes boyfriend to TheIngenue Ruby...
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** ...And in In the second {{spinoff}} ''Webcomic/SandraOnTheRocks'', there's virginal teenager Alex, who fails to notice the interest shown by his childhood friend Marie, doesn't know that he's being targeted for a threesome by Marie's friend Ingrid, is just confused when trainee model Sandra keeps ending up naked in his presence for good plot reasons, and has his brain scrambled by the seduction atempts attempts of Eloise, another model.
31st May '17 8:25:59 AM Spindriver
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** The writers clearly like this character gag. In {{spinoff}} comic ''Webcomic/StickyDillyBuns'', we get swimming instructor Andy, who never notices how much attention he's getting from women (and some men) until he becones boyfriend to TheIngenue Ruby...

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** The writers clearly like this character gag. In {{spinoff}} comic ''Webcomic/StickyDillyBuns'', we get swimming instructor Andy, who never notices how much attention he's getting from women (and some men) until he becones becomes boyfriend to TheIngenue Ruby...
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