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** Most LetsPlays end up in this territory, especially LetsPlay/GameGrumps, and even more so when the Grumps are tired. Arin's "At age six I was born without a face", for example.

* ''MaryAndMax'' has the equivalent in narrated letters from Max. The best example is when he talks about his job history: In between his jury duty story and his trash collection story, he asks, "Have you ever been hang gliding?"

-->'''Topper:''' [[{{Film/Casablanca}} Out of all the jungles in all the countries in the world, you had to come into mine.]]
-->'''Ramada:''' [[BreakingTheFourthWall I didn't want to, Topper, but I had to, it was a sequel.]]

* ''WasternAnimation/InvaderZim'' used this fairly frequently. A shining example is from ''Invasion of the Idiot Dog Brain'', where a fast food employee is [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight unconcerned with the fact]] that a [[ItMakesSenseInContext quadrupedal house just walked up to the drive through and is ordering tacos]].

--> '''Maddie''': (frustrated) IN. THE. MIDDLE.

* VinceOffer, of the Shamwow and Slap-Chop ads, uses this a fair bit.

--> '''Anna''': I'm sure you meant no harm, and I'm sure it was all just friendly banter and I'm sure you all have dicks the size of peanuts. Enjoy your meal the tuna's really good.

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* In ''Literature/FearAndLoathingInLasVegas'' Raoul Duke uses a great one amidst his generally meandering internal monologue:

* From ''Disney/{{Frozen}}'', we have [[FriendToAllLivingThings Olaf]] the [[{{Snowlem}} snowman's]] [[MemeticMutation famous line]]: "I don't have a skull. Or bones." True to the nature of this trope, [[TheHero Anna]] and [[DeadpanSnarker Kristoff]] just ignore this comment and act like it never happened.

* ''(Zoku) SayonaraZetsubouSensei'' has an episode dedicated to this trope. Near the end, the characters get annoyed and decide to [[InvertedTrope reverse the trope]] by [[MundaneMadeAwesome reciting minutiae in an exceedingly dramatic fashion]].

* ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', and SethMacFarlane shows in general, are well-known for this.

* TheyMightBeGiants' ''They'll Need A Crane'':
--> Don't call me at work again no no the boss still hates me
--> I'm just tired and I don't love you anymore
--> And there's a restaurant we should check out where
--> The other nightmare people like to go
--> [[DistractingDisambiguation I mean nice people, baby wait,]]
--> [[DistractingDisambiguation I didn't mean to say nightmare]]

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* The second Edition {{GURPS}} rulebook had one of these: its index of Skills listed a [[{{UsefulNotes/Discordianism}} Fnord]] skill, to be found on page 257. Naturally, the book had only 256 pages.

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-->'''Ramada:''' I didn't want to, Topper, but I had to, it was a sequel.

* Julia Roberts delivers a beaut in ''Film/NottingHill''.

* In GilmoreGirls, Lorelei explains to Max that this is her method of dealing with Taylor at town meetings. She gets progressively stranger until he gives up and moves on.

* ''LawAndOrderSpecialVictimsUnit'' Season 10 finale:

* Woody Allen's ''{{Sleeper}}'':

** Also used by Colbert [[AttractiveBentGender as Raven]] in ''Wigfield''. There are a few in [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JD6dfSCkbk this reading.]]

* A recent series of commercials for the Orbitz travel website seem to be taking after the Old Spice commercials. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5lqtQNeG8A "With Orbitz, I know what to expect from my vacation. Bless you; cannonball."]]

* November 11 of ''DarkerThanBlack'' tends to throw these around quite a bit, confusing or disturbing people until he notes that [[IWasJustJoking he was just kidding]]. [[EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor Maybe if all of his "jokes" didn't revolve around killing people...]]

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-->'''Johnson''': Oh, in case you got covered in that repulsion gel, here's a little advice the lab boys gave me: ''Do not'' get covered in the repulsion gel. We haven't entirely nailed down what element it is yet, but it's a lively one, and it does ''not'' like the [[BodyHorror human skeleton]].

* ''FamilyGuy'', and SethMacFarlane shows in general, are well-known for this.

* In ''FearAndLoathingInLasVegas'' Raoul Duke uses a great one amidst his generally meandering internal monologue: