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* The ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' movie had an example, with Edward listing what people are thinking as he reads their minds.

* The wrestling-themed cartoon ''WesternAnimation/MuchaLucha'' did something like this with a cursed chain letter, which gets lost while shuffling through junk mail and which the characters have to chase all over the world. HilarityEnsues.

* ''WebOriginal/ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum'': Techno-Dann while looking for a way to fit a [[WesternAnimation/HowToTrainYourDragon dragon]] into your average small apartment:
-->'''Dann:'''Death ray ... heat ray ... death ray ... freeze ray ... manta ray?

* ''Webcomic/PvP'''s Scratch Fury: [[http://www.pvponline.com/comic/2012/12/20/mean-one "Bill...bill...not my mail...bill..."]]

* [[HornyDevils Lucy]] going through Webcomic/DevilBear's [[http://www.thedevilbear.com/comics.php?p=17 mail:]]

** "I'd do her, do her, wouldn't do her, do her, ah, who ''hasn't'' done her? Do her, lose the pigtails and we'll talk, do her, do her..." Just the words leave out some important parts of this: A. This was being said by ''Stewie'' (who is a talking baby). B. He indicated who by pointing and the camera shifts after a few words to show he's pointing at ''[[PuppyLove other babies]]''. C. This takes place at a ''funeral''.

* The 'Real Life vs The Internet' PSA from ''WebAnimation/RedVsBlue'' uses this trope to demonstrate the real life method of checking one's mail.
-->Bills, Bills, Bills, Coupon. Great.

* In the ''Machinima/RedVsBlue'' [[TheInternetIsSeriousBusiness "Real Life Vs. The Internet"]] [=PSA=], [[KnightInSourArmor Church]] is sifting through his paper mail at one point.

* The 'Real Life vs The Internet' PSA from ''Machinima/RedVsBlue'' uses this trope to demonstrate the real life method of checking one's mail.

--> "Bills, bill, some guy promising to make [Dad] a millionaire, bills, bills..."

-->"Bill, bill, letter for Jason, magazine- 'Martial Arts World,' what a surprise, oh, Rocky, a postcard for you," she handed it to him, "and a letter for me from- Cousin Mako."

-->"Hmm, bill, bill, Bill Clinton, Ed [=McMahon=], letter from Aunt Edna, fruitcake from Aunt Millie- what, does she think it's Christmas? Newsweek, Biker Monthly, letter from- Bulk!"

-->"Bill, bill, eviction notice, bill, bill, bill, coupon for Sugar Cube Corner, bill, bill, invitation to the Grand Galloping Gala, bill, bill, bill, bill, ah here we go! One letter to Fluttershy from Derpy Whooves."

-->"Bills, junk, junk, zoning warning, death threats..." she muttered, leafing through them. "Ah. Fluttershy! You have a letter!"

-->"My normal sunglasses, [[Manga/{{Bleach}} Renji Abarai]]'s style of sunglasses, yellow sunglasses from [[Manga/{{Hellsing}} Alucard]], yellow sunglasses from [[Manga/{{Trigun}} Vash]], triangle shades, [[ComicBook/XMen Cyclops-style visor]]... when did I pick that up? Ooh, authentic [[Film/TheBluesBrothers Blues Brothers]] sunglasses!" ... "[[Series/CSIMiami Horatio Caine]]'s sunglasses that he gave me... nope... nope... not that one... drat, it doesn't look like they're in this chest."

-->'''Buffy:''' Boring... boring... bill... bill... What's with the motorbike and scooter magazine? You're not having one of those mid-life things, are you? 'Cause I'm still going 'ick' from [[Recap/BuffyTheVampireSlayerS3E6BandCandy the last time you tried to recapture your youth]].

-->'''Lois''': Ad for me, bill for you, ad for me, bill for you...
-->'''Hi''': I'm starting to see the cause of our money problems...

--> '''Sheriff:''' Skulls... skulls... more skulls...
--> Blood... blood... more blood...
--> Jacuzzis filled with nipples... jacuzzis filled with nipples... even more jacuzzis filled with nipples...

-->'''Wiggum:''' Safe... safe... razor blade... syringe... ooh, white chocolate!

-->'''Peter''': Damn...damn...damn...damn...mulligan...damn.

** "Do her, do her, wouldn't do her, do her, ah, who ''hasn't'' done her? Do her, lose the pigtails and we'll talk, do her, do her..." Just the words leave out some important parts of this: A. This was being said by ''Stewie'' (who is a talking baby). B. He indicated who by pointing and the camera shifts after a few words to show he's pointing at ''[[PuppyLove other babies]]''. C. This takes place at a ''funeral''.

* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kX5ggw5AIU Sloth]] live action trailer for ''VideoGame/CrusaderKings II'' has the king looking through a set of letters. "Bill, bill, junk, have this guy killed, kill him, invade him, tax this guy into space, oh my nephew! Have him killed."

* VisualNovel/KatawaShoujo has this in Lilly's route. On their first actual date, Lilly and [[PlayerCharacter Hisao]] go to a high-class restaurant. Unfortunately, the restaurant has no Braille menus. Even more unfortunately, several of the menu items are in English or French. Lilly asks if there's any entrees with fish. Hisao scans the menu...

* When the Hive temporarily took over the WesternAnimation/TeenTitans' headquarters, Gizmo rooted through their music collection. Unimpressed, he kept tossing compact discs over his shoulder as "Crud... snot... crud..."

** Spike's description of Giles's life in "[[{{Recap/BuffyTheVampireSlayerS5E18Intervention}} Intervention]]": "[[SpotOfTea Cup of tea]], cup of tea, almost got shagged!, cup of tea."

-->"Junk… junk… yaks may have already won ten thousand bits… junk…"

->''"Bills... Bills... Bills... ''[sigh]'' Why do we keep getting Bill's mail?"''

->''"Bills... Bills... Bills... ''[sigh]'' [[BaitAndSwitch Why do we keep getting Bill's mail?]]"''

* Done in ''Series/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy'' TV series, though parodied, deconstructed or just weirded, since Ford goes through many futuristic-sounding devices, laughing it all off as obsolete junk, then finds just what he needs... a towel. This moment originated in the book, and isn't in the radio series.

* ''WesternAniamton/CatDog'' episode "CatDog Squared":

'''Bart:''' Sorry. Nymph, naiad, wood sprite, Katie Couric...

* ''Webcomic/DominicDeegan'': sorting through candidates for headmaster, seen [[http://www.dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2007-02-07 here]].

* ''Franchise/{{Bratz}}'': "Junk, junk, junk! More junk! Mother of pink, don't you know junk mail when you see it?"

--> Laura: Grandma... Grandma... Grandma... *beat* Grandma...

* [[invoked]] ''WesternAnimation/MrPickles'' has a sort of variation on this in the episode about the eponymous pup's doghouse. Sheriff and Grandpa are walking through various rooms while Sheriff drones about their contents with obvious DarknessInducedAudienceApathy.

* The 'sorting through post' version has been featured in every BritCom in existence like ''Series/FawltyTowers'' and ''Series/{{Blackadder}}''. ''Series/RedDwarf'' has this too, with Lister listing the mail, complete with Rimmer snarking through the whole thing. "Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, ''you'', me, me, me ... SMEG! Outland Revenue!" The revenue letter [[spoiler:turns out to be for Rimmer]].

->''"Bills... Bills... Bills... ''[sigh]'' Why do we keep getting Bill's mail?"''

* In ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb'', Candace identifies the actual subjects of several supposed shots of a lake monster. "Elephant, log, dolphin, driftwood, tire, driftwood, [[CallBack rhesus monkey wearing a powdered wig]], driftwood, driftwood, ...[[GettingCrapPastTheRadar you're not old enough to know what that is]], driftwood, driftwood... it's usually driftwood."

* ''WesternAnimation/TheRenAndStimpyShow'': At the beginning of "I Was a Teenage Stimpy", as Ren checks the mail before finding the latest issue of ''Husk'' magazine ([[GettingCrapPastTheRadar for the adult corn lover]]).