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* HeartOfDarkness, the novel TheGodfather is based on, has a subplot devoted to Sonny having a huge penis. Unlike most examples the problems with this come up, and a woman he hooks up with at the wedding with compatible equipment (actually followed by the story long after Sonny's death despite never interacting with the family or any other main characters again) is a once in a lifetime experience for both.
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Obviously, this is a subtrope of BiggerIsBetter. '''This trope only applies when the size plays a factor in sexual performance. When a large penis has comedic value instead of sexual value, see GagPenis.''' See also IKEAErotica. For female breasts that are big, it's either BuxomIsBetter or GagBoobs. In order for women to take most men of this nature, they'd also need an ORingOrifice, as would a man on the receiving end.

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Obviously, this is a subtrope of BiggerIsBetter. '''This trope only applies when the size plays a factor in sexual performance. performance not simply when a character has a large penis.''' When a large penis has comedic value instead of sexual value, see GagPenis.''' GagPenis. See also IKEAErotica. For female breasts that are big, it's either BuxomIsBetter or GagBoobs. In order for women to take most men of this nature, they'd also need an ORingOrifice, as would a man on the receiving end.
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Obviously, this is a subtrope of BiggerIsBetter. When a large penis has comedic value instead of sexual value, see GagPenis. See also IKEAErotica. For female breasts that are big, it's either BuxomIsBetter or GagBoobs. In order for women to take most men of this nature, they'd also need an ORingOrifice, as would a man on the receiving end.

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Obviously, this is a subtrope of BiggerIsBetter. '''This trope only applies when the size plays a factor in sexual performance. When a large penis has comedic value instead of sexual value, see GagPenis. ''' See also IKEAErotica. For female breasts that are big, it's either BuxomIsBetter or GagBoobs. In order for women to take most men of this nature, they'd also need an ORingOrifice, as would a man on the receiving end.
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* Aversion: In the film ''Kinsey'' Alfred Kinsey and his wife have come to a doctor because they're having trouble consummating their marriage. The doctor explains that sometimes, if a woman with a thicker-than-usual hymen is matched with a well-endowed man, it can make sex tough. He holds out a ruler and asks Kinsey's wife to point to the ruler, indicating how big the...member in question is. She hesitates, then points to a spot in the air TWO INCHES past the end of the ruler. The doctor just raises his eyebrows a bit and says "I'm surprised you didn't pass out."

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* Aversion: In the film ''Kinsey'' Alfred Kinsey and his wife have come to a doctor because they're having trouble consummating their marriage. The doctor explains that sometimes, if a woman with a thicker-than-usual hymen is matched with a well-endowed man, it can make sex tough. He holds out a (short, roughly 6") ruler and asks Kinsey's wife to point to the ruler, indicating how big the...member in question is. She hesitates, then points to a spot in the air TWO INCHES past the end of the ruler. The doctor just raises his eyebrows a bit and says says, "I'm surprised you didn't pass out."
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** Also, in one strip when Raven asks Dora about Marten's penis size, to shut her up Dora tells her "It's about the size of my forearm and fist, and just as dexterous." Raven then tries to diagram this on the coffee shop chalkboard to figure out how he fits it in his pants.

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** Also, in [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=764 one strip strip]] when Raven asks Dora about Marten's penis size, to shut her up Dora tells her "It's about the size of my forearm and fist, and just as dexterous." Raven then tries to diagram this on the coffee shop chalkboard to figure out how he fits it in his pants.
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* There was a reason why [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_Jeremy Ron Jeremy]] is something of a celebrity. He's joked about being a subversion - a running gag in the industry was that one of the things women dread in the porn industry (alongside bestiality and sado-masochism) was sex with Ron Jeremy.

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* There was a reason why [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_Jeremy Ron Jeremy]] is something of a celebrity. He's joked about being a subversion - a running gag [[IncrediblyLamePun gag]] in the industry was that one of the things women dread in the porn industry (alongside bestiality and sado-masochism) was sex with Ron Jeremy.

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* Mario Puzo takes a rather large detour from describing the Corleone family saga in ''TheGodfather'' to describe Sonny's large penis. The moment makes it into the movie as well if you're looking for it during the wedding scene - watch his wife's hand gestures carefully. However, this is one of the few realistic examples: Sonny's mistress is pretty excessive down there too, and needs vaginal reduction surgery later on, in order to have good sex with lesser men than Sonny.

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* Mario Puzo takes a rather large detour from describing the Corleone family saga in ''TheGodfather'' to describe Sonny's large penis. The moment makes it into the movie as well if you're looking for it during the wedding scene - watch his wife's hand gestures carefully. However, this is one of the few realistic examples: His wife complains how painful sex is, and Sonny's mistress is pretty excessive down there too, and needs vaginal reduction surgery later on, in order to have good sex with lesser men than Sonny.


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* This is standard procedure for romance novel heroes.
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[[caption-width-right:240:[[VisualPun A massive cock.]].]]

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* ''M*A*S*H'' - 'Painless' Waldowski is remarkable enough that folks line up to take a peek at him in the shower. Remarks one: "I'd like to see ''that'' angry!"

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* Four of those procured for the main characters of the Marquis de Sade's ''120 Days of Sodom'' are men selected entirely on the sizes of their penises. The best-endowed among them sports a member 13 inches long and 8.25 inches in circumference (2.6 inches in diameter).

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* Four of those procured for the main characters of the Marquis de Sade's ''120 Days of Sodom'' ''The120DaysOfSodom'' are men selected entirely on the sizes of their penises. The best-endowed among them sports a member 13 inches long and 8.25 inches in circumference (2.6 inches in diameter).



** He goes in great detail on four of the 8 "fuckers" that the protagonists bring with them. None have anything under double-digits.
** Averted in that Bande-Au-Ciel was taken over bigger ones because he was perpetually erect, as opposed to others who had difficulty with that. Note that he is still 11 inches long.



* In 120 Days of Sodom, by the Marquis de Sade, he goes in great detail on four of the 8 "fuckers" that the protagonists bring with them. None have anything under double-digits.
** Averted in that Bande-Au-Ciel was taken over bigger ones because he was perpetually erect, as opposed to others who had difficulty with that. Note that he is still 11 inches long.


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* John from JohnDiesAtTheEnd is described this way, especially by himself, all the time.
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* The MTV series ''The Hard Times of RJ Berger'' focuses on the class punching bag. One day, he gets pantsed during an assembly... and his underwear falls down in the process, granting the whole school an eyeful of his... yeah. Suddenly, his social life changes radically...

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* The MTV series ''The Hard Times of RJ Berger'' ''TheHardTimesOfRJBerger'' focuses on the class punching bag. One day, he gets pantsed during an assembly... and his underwear falls down in the process, granting the whole school an eyeful of his... yeah. Suddenly, his social life changes radically...
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* In ''ElvenBride'', the titular bride's human husband has to quest for a special lubricant to allow them to finally consummate their marriage. This is because elves are smaller in the pertinent parts, and his human proportions are just too much for her. In the second episode, she has a conversation with some other fantasy-race women in interspecies relationships, including a halfling girl who has an ogre boyfriend.
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** Also, in one strip when Raven asks Dora about Marten's penis size, to shut her up Dora tells her "It's about the size of my forearm and fist, and just as dexterous." Raven then tries to diagram this on the coffee shop chalkboard to figure out how he fits it in his pants.
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** "Ohhhhh sweet mystery of life at last I've found youuuuuuuu..."

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* Spam for [[SnakeOilSalesman penis-enlargement pills]]. Perhaps most notable, not to mention worrying, was the spammer who sent out e-mails with the subject line: "12 more inches aint so bad, dont you think so?". [[GagPenis 12]] ''[[BeyondTheImpossible more]]'' [[ORingOrifice inches]]?

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* Spam for [[SnakeOilSalesman penis-enlargement pills]]. Perhaps most notable, not to mention worrying, was the spammer who sent out e-mails with the subject line: "12 more inches aint ain't so bad, dont you think so?". [[GagPenis 12]] ''[[BeyondTheImpossible more]]'' [[ORingOrifice inches]]?



** And earlier: "'Scuse me while I whip this out."



* [[FullMetalJacket No! Too beaucoup! Too beaucoup!]]

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* [[FullMetalJacket No! Averted in FullMetalJacket. "No! Too beaucoup! Too beaucoup!]]beaucoup!"



* Averted in Dragnet (the 1987 film version) in which Joe Friday and his love interest have a DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything conversation about guns:
--> Connie Swail: [commenting on Streebeck's gun to Friday] Why is his so much bigger than yours?
-->Joe Friday: I've never needed more, ma'am.

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* Averted in Dragnet (the 1987 film version) in which Joe Friday and his love interest have a DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything conversation about guns:
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--> Connie Swail: [commenting on Streebeck's gun to Friday] Why is Swail (who has just been rescued from becoming a virgin sacrifice): How come his is so much bigger than yours?
-->Joe --> Officer Joe Friday: Miss?
--> Connie Swail: The gun.
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Friday: I've never needed more, ma'am.
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** In his wolf form, it's the only thing that gets bigger, and he can hit himself in the face with it.
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* A running gag in {{Archer}} is that Cyril's is bigger than the titular super-spy's and leads to his "sex addiction."
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When a writer goes extreme, then most likely [[YouFailSexEdForever they fail Sex Education]] ([[YouFailBiologyForever as well as Biology, for the very worst of cases]]). Alternately, it may be a case of WritersCannotDoMath.

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When a writer goes extreme, then most likely [[YouFailSexEdForever they fail Sex Education]] ([[YouFailBiologyForever as well as Biology, for the very worst of cases]]).cases]]) [[YouFailSexEdForever forever]]. Alternately, it may be a case of WritersCannotDoMath.
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* Averted in the J-drama ''Trick''. Physics professor Ueda Jiro's oversized penis is frequently commented on, and although it once impressed another man, when it comes to women, it renders Ueda a virginal loser and the butt of jokes.

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* Averted in the J-drama ''Trick''.''{{Trick}}''. Physics professor Ueda Jiro's oversized penis is frequently commented on, and although it once impressed another man, when it comes to women, it renders Ueda a virginal loser and the butt of jokes.
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A pun is \"incredibly lame\" only if a character groans. Most potholes to Incredibly Lame Pun don\'t qualify.


[[caption-width-right:240:[[IncrediblyLamePun A massive cock.]].]]

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Not sure how that even makes sense. Sexual prowess (implicit or explicit) is required for this trope.


* YoshikiHayashi playing drums. Yes, this *is* related to the trope, as he will often become a visual example of this trope while on stage.
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Next time you change an image quote, make sure you check your work, okay?


[[caption-width-right:240:[[IncrediblyLamePun A massive cock.]].[[hottip:*:[[DontExplainTheJoke And by stick I mean penis.]]]]]]

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The previous picture caption was much funnier so i restored it.


[[caption-width-right:240:[[IncrediblyLamePun Since I bought this, I have to fight the ladies off with a stick]].[[hottip:*:[[DontExplainTheJoke And by stick I mean penis.]]]]]]

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[[caption-width-right:240:[[IncrediblyLamePun Since I bought this, I have to fight the ladies off with a stick]].A massive cock.]].[[hottip:*:[[DontExplainTheJoke And by stick I mean penis.]]]]]]
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* YoshikiHayashi playing drums. Yes, this *is* related to the trope, as he will often become a visual example of this trope while on stage.
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*** He could of wished for a very small pianist to play his piano with?

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*** ** He could of have wished for a very small pianist to play his piano with?



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*** More modest than that? What, did he a microscope handy to prove it was there?

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*** More modest than that? What, did he keep a microscope handy to prove it was there?
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* Roberto from ''{{Monster}}''. If we are to believe the obese prostitute with whom he was having sex.

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* Roberto from ''{{Monster}}''.''{{Anime/Monster}}''. If we are to believe the obese prostitute with whom he was having sex.
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* Then there's ''Blackzilla'', Yes you read that right. Other black contemporaries are Lexington Steele, Byron Long, and Jack Napier.

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* Then there's ''Blackzilla'', Yes you read that right. Other black contemporaries are Lexington Steele, Byron Long, Shane Diesel, and Jack Napier.
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*Averted in Graham Swift's Waterland. One character's too big for sex.

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