History Main / BigStupidDoodooHead

** In "[[Recap/BuffyTheVampireSlayerS4E17Superstar Superstar]]", a spell creates an AlternateUniverse where Buffy plays TheChick to a superhero. Her snarking skills have likewise been affected.

-->'''Harry:''' When I come out, you better be gone, you dumb, little, shit pocket.
-->'''Max:''' That makes no sense.
-->'''Harry:''' Yes, it does. If you put shit in your pocket.

* ''Webcomic/{{Archipelago}}'': Sadly, Claire the teleporting hacking [[spoiler:half-dragon]] is only six years old. Thus, this is what has to do for a PreAsskickingOneLiner against a complete sociopath:
-->'''Claire:''' Stupid Dog-Eating Poo Pirate! Rotten Big Nosed Fly Butt Face! Evil Stinky Puke Sniffing Baby Puncher! You Big *Sniff* You Big Meany!

--->'''Shadow:''' I don't think so, Eggman! You have to do what I say, or else you're under arrest, Eggman! Eggface! Egg poopy-poopy-butt!

** The August 9, 1996 strip had Jon call a woman on the phone "Miss Poopie-Head" after she told him [[IResembleThatRemark he was immature.]]
** [[https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1998/10/15 The October 15, 1998 strip had Doc Boy send Jon a letter in code that read "Whoever reads this is a poo-poo head"]]
** The October 2, 2002 strip has Garfield get Odie to chase his tail by telling Odie that his tail called him a noodle-neck stupid head.

* ''Series/TheOffice'': When Jan tells Michael that his branch will be closed down in favor of Josh's Stanford based branch she says it's because the company has big plans for Josh in the new position implying that the entire branch is closing due to Michael's inability to match up to Josh. Michael then asks what position Josh will have in the restructured company, "King of the stupid universe?"

** In "[[Recap/FamilyGuyS2E2BrianDoesHollywood Brian Does Hollywood]]", a girl told Creator/BillCosby that the guy who molested her had [[TropeNamer "a big stupid doodoo head"]].

(''Mojo turns the dial on the laser {{up to eleven}}.'')

(''Mojo turns the dial on the laser up to eleven.'')

(''Mojo turns the dial on the laser {{up to eleven}}.'')

(''Mojo turns the dial on the laser up to eleven.'')

* In ''VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorney - Justice for All'', after Phoenix [[spoiler:accuses a disabled person of murdering a victim]], a person in the audience can be heard calling him a poopyhead.

-->'''Johnny: You're a stupidhead!\\

* ''Fanfic/MyImmortal'' has Professor [=McGonagall=] yelling, "STOP IT NOW YOU HORNY SIMPLETONS!" after Ebony and Vampire "jump on each other and start screwing each other." [[MakingLoveInAllTheWrongPlaces while a class is in session.]]
* ''FanFic/HarryPotterAndThePortraitOfWhatLookedLikeALargePileOfAsh'' has Harry "savagely" calling Voldemort a "very bad and mean wizard."
* ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries'':
** The Pharaoh's best retort to Yugi's insults is something along the lines of "Yeah, well, you're really small. Look at you down there! You're like Smally [=McSmall=]. [[BeatPanel *beat*]] That's your name."
** Later Joey starts mocking Odion because he's bald. [[OverlyLongGag Over and over and over again.]]

* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12378425/11/Blessed-Blood Blessed Blood]]'' Lockhart and Moaning Myrtle get into an argument which descends to this level.

* ''WebVideo/BackstrokeOfTheWest'' has a moment where Space General (General Grievous) calls Allah Gold (Anakin Skywalker) "Smelly boy".
* FanSequel ''WebOriginal/TheStarWarGatherings'' has a moment from ''[[Film/ReturnOfTheJedi Hopeless Situation Return]]'' where D The Superior (the Emperor) calls Gospel of Luke "Baby idiot".
* In ''WebVideo/ProjectVoicebend'', Korra and Tarrlok trade insults like this in episode eight.
* In some continuities of ''Fanfic/TheConversionBureau'', newfoals are unable to swear due to the effects of the ponification serum and can only use childish insults. In ''Fanfic/TheConversionBureauTheOtherSideOfTheSpectrum'', the PHL take advantage of this and make their passwords things like "Fuck that Solar Bitch" and "Celestia is a cock loving whore" to prevent newfoals from being able to say them.

* Used in ''Franchise/StarWars Episode III:'' ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BZk9MQa0YA A Lost Hope]]'', which was a parody trailer for ''Film/RevengeOfTheSith'':

(''Mojo turns the dial on the laser UpToEleven.'')

* ''ComicBook/{{Runaways}}'': Molly, the youngest member of the group, talks like this when she's first captured by Geoffrey Wilder (from the past). After he tells her to drop the act, she coldly tells him "[[spoiler: Your son took after you, you know. He was a [[SpeakIllOfTheDead total freakin' failure]]"]]. And after he shoots one of the others, Molly has some [[IllKillYou considerably harsher sentiments.]]

** "[[Recap/FuturamaS3E9TheBirdbotOfIcecatraz The Birdbot of Ice-catraz]]":

* ''WesternAnimation/ThePowerpuffGirls'' :

* ''VideoGame/{{Portal}}'': [=GLaDOS=] is a super-intelligent AI who intones in RoboSpeak, so when she lapses into playground insults it is equally jarring and hilarious.
-->'''[=GLaDOS=]''': I have your brain scanned and permanently backed up in case anything terrible should happen to you (which it's just about to). Don't believe me? Here: I'll put you on.\\
''[In a mocking tone]'' [=HeLlOo=]!\\
THAT'S ''YOU''. THAT'S HOW ''DUMB'' YOU SOUND!
** In ''VideoGame/{{Portal 2}}'', Wheatley is inspired to imitate [=GLaDOS=]' [[DeadpanSnarker snarking]] at Chell earlier in the game about [[YouAreFat her weight]] and ParentalAbandonment. The best he can come up with is "Fatty fatty no-parents."

** Finn and Princess Bubblegum build a RubeGoldbergDevice that serves two purposes: a) to wake up the [[{{Jerkass}} Earl of Lemongrab]] via marble to the head, and b) to unfurl a small scroll that reads "You Really Smell Like Dog Buns".

(''Mojo turns the dial on the laser up.'')

* ''Series/{{Supernatural}}: Lesser angel Castiel calls the Archangel Michael an "ass-butt" before he throws a molotov cocktail of holy fire at him. Castiel is new to insults, so this is a valiant effort.