History Main / AssShove

** Also worth mentioning that during their final matches against the Germans, Todd was partnered with Barry in the pong match. Seriously drunk, he proposed another challenge: the losers of this match has to take their paddles up their asses. [[spoiler:Barry & Todd ultimately won, with the Germans they played against proceeding to shove their paddles up their ass. Cue their reaction faces expressing some form of [[JustForPun butthurt]].]]

* Deconstructed in ''Fanfic/WithPearlAndRubyGlowing''; Aldrin Pesky attends a rape survivors' support group after a hazing incident involving a beer bottle, saying that his teammates probably didn't think of it as rape, but ''he'' did. In an even worse case later on, Rattlesnake Jake forces a gun inside Lucky Luke and ''fires'' it.

* At the start of the video for Music/BubbleButt three women are accosted by a GiantWoman who summons bike pump hoses from her mouth that shove themselves up the women's butts and inflate their rear ends to a cartoonishly large size. This is all a prelude to the GiantWoman conjuring up a dance party in the women's apartment.

[[folder:Real Life]]
* As with several of the examples in fiction, one of the most common versions of this in real life is to smuggle contraband into prison. As explained in [[https://www.vice.com/en/article/zngpz4/prison-phones-that-go-up-your-bum this article]], there's a whole industry based around phones that are able to fit inside the human rectum and bypass prison security.
[[/folder]]

* Subverted in ''VideoGame/SplinterCell: Pandora Tomorrow'': In a late-game mission, you have to get a USB drive from a guy, who has been taken hostage. When you get to him and take it you can say "Where were you keeping this? It might be good to know." His response: "Not where you think I had it. I just have experience hiding things."

Quite simply, this trope covers the act of putting something into or pulling something out of a character's rectum — or, alternatively, merely implying the act. Usually, this is done for comedy; however, it's inevitably an object-version of a BlackComedyRape.

* One of [[Wrestling/DwayneJohnson The Rock's]] (in)famous {{Catch Phrase}}s. He occasionally adds a few more phrases before shoving in the last three:

'''Farnsworth:''' Well, then [[CatchPhrase good news!]] It's a suppository!

* A common [[MemeticMutation meme]] in ''Franchise/TouhouProject'' fanworks is to have the character Kamishirasawa Keine "cave" somebody, meaning she uses her horns to perform this trope. This is usually PlayedForLaughs.

** Implied in "My Pretty Seahorse" where two fish think a seahorse is a mechanical kiddie ride, so one takes a quarter claiming he's found the 'coin slot' and... yeah.
** The episode “The Bully” starts with [=SpongeBob=] repeatedly asking his boating school classmate where he should put his pencils. She responds by telling him “I think it goes stuck inside [[CurseCutShort your-]]”
** In “Spy Buddies,” after [=SpongeBob=] is done talking to Mr. Krabs using Patrick’s [[Main/ItMakesSenseInContext telephone pants]], the pants tell him “If you would like to make a call, please deposit 25 cents,” to which [=SpongeBob=] responds by pulling out a quarter. What is it with this show and “coin slots?”

* ''A Liar's Autobiography'' by Creator/GrahamChapman discusses his dealings with people who either put things in their butts, or got things stuck on their penises, while he was a medical student and resident at St. Barts, London.

* One ''ComicStrip/TheFarSide'' cartoon uses the prelude to this trope as the punchline, depicting a time-traveling scientist with a [[ThermometerGag giant thermometer]] approaching a dinosaur from behind.

* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11470361/1/Breaking-Point-Part-I Breaking Point - Part I]]'' Draco and several of his cronies end up in the hospital wing with prickly cactus cones stuck in their asses. This happens shortly after Pansy comes in with one in her vagina.
* ''Fanfic/HereBeMonsters'': The 2023 update to the very first chapter adds a new scene where [[VideoGame/KidIcarus Pit]] enters the mysterious realm containing the Thrones of [[TheChosenMany The Fated Eight]] for the first time, namely by being flung bodily into it via a wormhole. During the ensuing crash-landing, the angel loses his grip on his bow, and ends up getting speared through the back-door by the pointy end of one of its limbs when it falls on top of him. He complains about it later, saying that it "[[Film/Deadpool2016 went right up Main Street]]".

* [[SmellySkunk Stella the Skunk]] from ''WesternAnimation/OverTheHedge'' is given a makeover to look like a cat so she can distract another housecat. Unfortunately for her, this included getting "plugged" with a cork.

* ''Animation/TheMissingLink'': Oh helps a dragon who shoots fire out the wrong end in the obvious manner.

* [[http://41.media.tumblr.com/492f7a24497a521e0c3265f53579d252/tumblr_ng35u9lyLq1rpjdcxo1_1280.png This]] [[Website/FourChan greentext]].

* ''Film/{{Evolution}}''
** Orlando Jones's character has to make a trip to the emergency room after an alien bug has [[OrificeInvasion burrowed up his backside]].

* ''LightNovel/IsThisAZombie'' has a RunningGag of Ayumu getting something (usually a bamboo shaft) rammed up his ass. He actually orgasms from it.
* In one of the ''LightNovel/{{Kampfer}}'' OAV's, [[spoiler:Shizuku de-brainwashes Mikoto]] via pulling one of these on her. [[MundaneMadeAwesome It's done]] [[Franchise/{{Naruto}} Thousand Years of Death]] style... With a cover of the Music/OdeToJoy as backing music...

* ''Manga/GirlFriends'' combines this, TrouserSpace, and VictoriasSecretCompartment in the third omake. First, a tiny Akko hides between Mari's breasts, but the train is so crowded that she is getting crushed. Where she moves next is heavily implied.

* Agatha Trunchbull in ''[[Film/{{Matilda}}'' threatens to shove the ''entire'' [[TheAllegedCar faulty car]] Harry Wormwood sold her “up [his] [[UnusualEuphemism bazooga]]” over the phone.

* In a deleted scene from the HotSpringsEpisode of ''Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann'', Kamina attempts to look into the lady side of the bathhouse through the [[RuleOfFunny impossibly tall]] wall that separates both sides. While he tries to see while riding on Simon's shoulders, he asks Gimmy to "find a hole". Gimmy ends up finding Simon's..." personal hole" and sticks his finger in it, which causes Simon to [[PainPoweredLeap leap into the air with a scream of pain]], rising high enough to get a glimpse of the other side. When Kamina finds out what he managed, he asks Gimmy to poke him as well. While this scene was among the content that [[{{Bowdlerise}} wasn't included in the TV version of the episode]], it did go on to serve as the inspiration for the "attack" Gimmy uses on various characters in the very {{NSFW}} fifth Parallels Works video.

* The "attack" used by Gimmy of ''Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann'' in the very {{NSFW}} fifth Parallels Works video. Which is based on a scene in the HotSpringsEpisode that didn't air on television, where Kamina and Simon try to see the girls on the other side of the wall and Gimmy is confused by their order to "find a hole".

* In ''Cracké'', Ed ends up sliding right up a rhino's rear in "Factory".
* WesternAnimation/ShaunTheSheep has one when [[BlindMistake the Farmer's glasses break again]] in "Ewe've Been Framed". His tractor needs oil. His cow does not. Her look says it all, even if it happens off-camera.

* Referenced in ''Fanfic/BlameItOnTheBrain''; Hermes and Zapp Brannigan each independently wonder where exactly one shoves things when dealing with a flying brain, and Bender informs Nibbler to 'cram it wherever you three-eyed critters traditionally cram things' when he believes he will have to walk across a narrow bridge over a deep pit.

[[folder:Real Life]]
* Of course, this is the reason why body cavity searches are used frequently by the police, correction officers, and customs agents. It's a very common "trick" used by all variety of criminals.
** Drug traffickers sometimes hide their contraband up the rectal or vaginal passage in order to hide them from police during a body search.
** In American prison slang, the act of storing items in one's rectum is called "keistering."
** A number of companies have designed miniature mobile phones that can fit neatly into the human rectum and contain so little metal as to not set off metal detectors, allegedly for the specific purpose of being smuggled into prisons. Prisoners (and occasionally people selling them online) often refer to them as "BOSS Beater" phones (referring to [[FunWithAcronyms Body Orifice Security Scanner]]). In 2017, the UK justice secretary [[https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-42383351 proposed banning the sale]] of unusually tiny phones to keep them out of prisoners' hands.
* A playground prank popular with Japanese schoolchildren is ''kancho'' (enema). The child clasps the hands together so the index fingers are pointing out, then attempts to insert them into someone's rear end.
** A comedic video on how to perform kancho well can be seen [[https://youtu.be/SEh5G0rMns8 here.]]
** The Koreans have it as well, called the Dong Ch'im, or shit needle. (Literal translation) Guess what the students of the DLI (US Military Language School) Korean course are threatened with if they weren't doing push-ups properly?
** In Britain and America, this is called "goosing" -- though is more typically ''pinching'' someone's ass, rather than sticking something into it.
* [[http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0217092samsung1.html This police report]] describes a 14-year-old Wisconsin girl who was [[DisproportionateRetribution arrested for refusing to stop texting in class.]] The cell phone involved was found "from the buttocks area."
-->"When I entered the office *** was smiling and laughing as (Officer) Paula told me where she recovered the phone."
* An old folk remedy people used to use in Japan (and possibly other places) involved sticking a spring onion stalk or ''negi'' into the sick person's rectum, urethra or vagina like a suppository. It's known to cure constipation and other such things, but it's not used much anymore since it's now proven to be not so safe with a risk of infection. It's used as a {{manga}} or {{doujin}} gag for much the same reason as other examples of this trope.
* A surprising number of medical procedures involve going into the exit. Let's just say that the colonoscopy itself isn't nearly as bad as the preparation.
** Not just for humans, either. The classic low-tech method for checking if cows are pregnant is to stick one's arm into the rectum and feel for a calf fetus through its lower wall. The medium-tech method, meanwhile, involves taking an ultrasound probe.... and sticking one's arm into the rectum to use it.
* Talk to an ER doctor. You would not believe the things people attempt to cram into their own or each other's asses.
** Vegetables are incredibly common, some include cucumbers, carrots, potatoes, and in one case an entire butternut squash!
** How about the guy that tried to smuggle a grenade into prison in his ass?
** Still doesn't beat the guy who used a road cone to pour wet cement into himself.
** [[http://www.philstar.com/nation/398622/canister-scandal-90-day-suspension-2-docs-nurse-ends What about the guy who had a canister of perfume shoved up his ass?]]
** [[http://www.well.com/~cynsa/newbutt.html Some classic ones]]. Not very NSFW or graphic, it's just X-ray images. But many of those are fake.
** The 1995 Ig Nobel prize in literature was awarded to DB Busch and JR Sterling for their paper "Rectal foreign bodies: case reports and a comprehensive review of the world's literature" (''Surgery''. 1986 Sep;100(3):512-9). "The citations include reports of, among other items: seven light bulbs; a knife sharpener; two flashlights; a wire spring; a snuff box; an oil can with potato stopper; eleven different forms of fruits, vegetables and other foodstuffs; a jeweler's saw; a frozen pig's tail; a tin cup; a beer glass; and one patient's remarkable ensemble collection consisting of spectacles, a suitcase key, a tobacco pouch and a magazine."
** The 2006 Ig Nobel in Medicine was awarded to FM Fresmire for his paper "Termination of intractable hiccups with digital rectal massage" (''Annal of Emergency Medicine''. 1988 Aug;17(8):872). AKA shoving a finger up someone's asshole to treat a week-long bout of hiccups.
** [[http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-world/2009/12/10/chinese-man-gets-remote-control-stuck-in-bottom-after-drunk-prank-115875-21886936/ Chinese man gets remote control stuck in bottom after a drunk prank.]]
** There is another Chinese man who, unlike the previous guy, died after his "friends" put a live eel up his bottom while he was passed out drunk. The eel ''[[NightmareFuel ate his insides]]''. It's similar to an older story in ''Series/OneThousandWaysToDie''.
** [[http://www.medicaldaily.com/doctors-pull-south-american-lungfish-out-brazilian-mans-bowels-308972 And how about a Brazilian man who shoved a South American lungfish up his rear?]] Furthermore, like in the case of the canister guy, the lungfish guy's surgeons and nurses were heard laughing and filming the surgical removal footage.
* Suppositories, which are usually used as medicine for diarrhea, piles and other nasty things. Three guesses as to where they're inserted...
* Real-life intelligence agencies have gadgets (or containers for them) that are specifically made to hide in the rectum.
* The Soviet Union designed [[http://www.gizmag.com/go/1914/ a rectal pistol]] for spies and assassins. After the infamous ''Series/DoctorWho'' "Bad Wolf" episode this has led to some jokes in rare gun collecting circles about people using "the Harkness harness" when referring to attempts to find examples of this weapon. As so few were made it's a really rare piece... cue jokes about how hard it is to find...
* A sea cucumber's gills consist of frilly tentacle-like structures that sprout from the inside wall of its anus. It normally extends them to breathe, but if threatened, it retracts them into its anus. Filter-feeding species also capture plankton on their gills, then retract them into their anus to transfer the food to their gut.
** There's a species of fish called the Pearlfish that actually ''lives'' in the anus of sea cucumbers.
** Many species of primitive sea life, especially jellyfish, have only one orifice that they use as both mouth and anus. In effect, they ''eat'' via this trope.
* Take immature, stupid people, usually inexperienced with drinking, put them in a party, let them have all the alcohol they want. SOMEONE is getting something shoved up their ass.
* The traditional (though likely false) account of the death of King Edward II of England is that he was murdered with a red hot poker up the back passage. He is not the only person supposed to have been killed this way, either.
** The Saxon king Edmund II [[https://youtu.be/SbeozXrw4E4 died]] when a Viking stabbed him up the arse while Edmund was using the toilet. What a shitty way to kill someone.
*** Edmund died to a viking stabbing him in the arse in 1016. The English got their revenge in 1066 when a lone Viking berserker [[YouShallNotPass single-handedly held off the English at Stamford Bridge...]] Until an Englishman hopped in a barrel with a spear, floated downriver, and paid back the debt by thrusting his spear upward. Then again, some historians say that the Viking was stabbed in the testicles......
*** Many historians now believe that, like Edward II's supposed death, that the story of Edmund's death on the toilet was merely an urban legend and he probably just died from battle wounds.
** Apparently this also happened to Edward II's brother-in-law the Earl of Hereford, who when fighting Edward's forces at the Battle of Boroughbridge proceeded to get a pike from underneath said bridge. Though, some historians question the truth of this one as well.
* ViktorSuvorov described in one of his books the glasshouse in the Soviet Army. Apparently, each time an arrested man came there (whether to begin his sentence or after a day of work), his rectum was inspected for smuggled cigarettes or other forbidden items.
* The torture/execution method of [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impalement impalement]] consists of this (Warning: SFW article, but graphic context). UsefulNotes/VladTheImpaler in particular, from whose name we get {{Dracula}}, was infamous for this.
** Abner Louima had this [[PrisonRape done to him]] with a broomstick (or toilet plunger handle).
* Demonstrated in [[http://terminallance.com/2010/04/30/terminal-lance-34-its-already-gay/ this]] comic strip as an "oil check", as performed by the US Marines.
* [[http://austriantimes.at/news/Around_the_World/2011-05-02/32779/Builders_Bum_ Builder Falls Off Ladder, Gets Shovel Handle Thrust Up Bum]]
* A Libyan rebel was filmed doing this to [[UsefulNotes/MuammarGaddafi Gadhaffi]] in his final hours.
* A news story in around 2004-2005 about someone emulating the Jackass films. The guy tried putting a firecracker in his rectum... resulting in second-degree burns and a cracked pelvis.
** A surprisingly large number of people are seen by doctors, admitted to hospital, have their antics recorded and posted online (or all three) when fireworks and alcohol are involved, as there are many recorded incidents of people holding a firework by their bare buttocks and trying to launch it. If the burning exhaust doesn’t scorch the participant’s behind, then the firework falling over (or failing to get clear because the person’s clenching too hard) and exploding probably will. Here’s [[https://youtu.be/7d0SrQ5U_qk a compilation of attempts.]]
* "Butt chugging," or the consumption of alcohol via enema. Can be ''fatal'' if done with distilled spirits or even heavily fortified wines, because alcohol absorbs far faster via the membranes of the rectum and large intestine and does a first bypass past the liver--which can kill with anything above the proof of ordinary beer or wine, ''even in an alcoholic with high tolerance.'' Low-proof beers or wines are safer (and far less irritating) but even then only in the amount of a standard oral drink and not with someone who is already drunk--and the practice is not advised for anyone who isn't into the aforementioned forms of erotic play to some extent.
** Other drugs are sometimes consumed this way as well, in a method called the "booty bump" which consists of placing a pill or powder or piece of a drug in the rectum, or via an enema of the liquid or diluted drug. Just as dangerous/deadly as the above (and more so with something that isn't alcohol or a prescription drug where the dosage is known), because the mucous membrane of the rectum is ''the closest route to directly entering the bloodstream'' without an intravenous injection. (This is why, in the case of ''grand mal'' seizures that won't stop and make it impossible to hit a vein, the method of choice to administer diazepam is to shove it up the rectum.)
* A [[http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3330057/Vicar-went-to-hospital-with-potato-stuck-in-bottom.html British vicar]] ended up in the hospital with a potato stuck up his ass. He claims it got up there [[ImplausibleDeniability when he fell backward on to his kitchen table and he happened to be naked at the time]].
* One historic ninja legend states that a particularly short ninja waited in the pit beneath an outhouse for his target to come by, then he had a clear shot at his target with his sword, combining this trope with [[TheCanKickedHim The Can Kicked Him]]. The other version has the guy crawling through the sewers and waiting below the location in question.
* [[http://storify.com/dailydot/twitter-vibrating-dildo-butt-hospital-livetweet Guy live-tweets hospital trip after getting dildo stuck in his butt.]]
** Stories like this are why ''anything'' you put inside your or someone else's butt that is not strongly attached to another human being should have a flared base -- which will ensure the base stays outside the body.
* Dr. John Harvey Kellogg (yes, the cereal guy) was a rather dangerous combination of religious fanatic, serious physician and outright quack who was obsessed with enemas, in part because he believed that 90% of all illnesses could be traced back to "corruption of the bowels"; yogurt enemas were a daily treatment at the sanitarium, with patients getting half a pint into each end. It's believed, thanks to his pro-enema/anti-sex fixation (among other things creating corn flakes as a libido suppressant, which didn't work), that he might have been a klismaphiliac (i.e. someone with a fetish for enemas).
* [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhaphanidosis Rhaphanidosis]], an Ancient Greek punishment for adultery, involved the guilty party having a radish or some other root plant shoved up his ass (along with [[GroinAttack hot ashes sprinkled on his crotch]]).
* Doing this is referred to in some medical circles as "against medical advice", or "accident my ass". Trying to claim that you were "standing on the corner, minding your own business" has been shortened to the acronym "SOCMOB" and is treated as equally implausible. Another name is "Eiffel syndrome" (no, don't think about an {{exaggerated|Trope}} version, but [[BlatantLies "I fell"]]).
* During the [[UsefulNotes/AssociationFootball Copa América 2015]]'s Chile/Uruguay match, Chilean player Gonzalo Jara pulled this on Uruguayan player Edinson Cavani. This started a HUGE fight and got Cavani kicked out, and since the referee didn't see the initial incident directly, [[KarmaHoudini Jara got away with it]]. ([[LaserGuidedKarma By that moment]], he later was officially denounced by the Uruguayan Football Association, and the people at his German club weren't happy either). Naturally, Jara became a mix of FountainOfMemes and MemeticMolester on the Chilean side of the Internet for this, [[https://youtu.be/Ni6YeKlKIZk including a rather hilarious cumbia song dedicated to him]].
* [[RugbyIsSlaughter Rugby Union]] has an illegal, or at least frowned upon, form of gouging in the loose maul known as ''squirrelling'' (ie, going for the nuts). Usally this takes the form of grabbing another player's genitals and then squeezing hard or twisting. But sometimes a player might {{exaggerate|dTrope}} this and perform what the Japanese national team might refer to as ''kancho''. Footage exists of a South African player being on the receiving end of this from a Samoan. It says a lot for the combative nature of [[AmoralAfrikaner South Africans]] that the Bokkie on the receiving end immediately came back punching hard.
* Anal sex naturally involves this. As the risks associated with it are much higher than conventional acts, safely attempting it requires a great deal of care and preparation to minimize the probability of the receiving partner being seriously injured.
** Closely related to the concept of anal sex is the buttplug. It's pretty much ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin: a small plug which seals up the anus. Various varieties exist, but the most popular ones seem to be the jewelplug and the tailplug. The first one is frequent amongst girls (because ''of course'' jewels are a girl's best friend, so some want one there), while the other is popular for {{Cosplay}} purposes.
* [[https://youtu.be/u0pf-uuT9Tk This lion cub]] who got its head stuck in a dead buffalo's butt.
* [[https://www.newsweek.com/couple-couldnt-conceive-because-theyve-been-having-sex-wrong-way-four-years-1089162 In this news story,]] a Chinese couple had been trying to have kids for years, but they couldn't until they saw a gynecologist. It turns out they had been using the wrong hole for the whole time, and after the visit she quickly became pregnant.
* Vultures will sometimes shove their heads up the butts of dead animals to more easily get to the delicious insides. This is part of the reason why many vulture species have no feathers on their heads.
* [[https://youtu.be/SA-JdLDOSEo A daydreaming zookeeper]] finds himself inside an elephant's anus.
* In the 2004 UsefulNotes/WorldRallyChampionship, Finnish rally driver Marcus Gronholm describes how his co-driver Timo Rautiainen ended up with a steel rod [[https://youtu.be/zKJJop740vw shoved up his butthole]] in graphic detail.
[[/folder]]