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2nd May '17 8:40:00 PM CaptEquinox
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** There is a similar organization revolving around the Jedis of ''Franchise/StarWars''. It's almost popular enough to be an official religion.

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** There is a similar organization revolving around the Jedis Jedi of ''Franchise/StarWars''. It's almost popular enough to be an official religion.religion.
*** [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jediism#Legal_recognition And it's not for lack of trying]]...
2nd May '17 8:30:53 PM CaptEquinox
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* From 1939 to 1941, Nelson S. Bond wrote a series of science fiction shorts about Meg, a priestess of a LadyLand who rebels against her tribe, partly by taking a man as an equal partner. A typical story, "Magic City", describes the journey from the land of Jinnia (in the country of Tizathy: at one point Meg actually recites an ancient magical incantation that begins with the line, "My country, Tizathy") to the far-off city of Noork, to slay Death who dwells in a temple called Slukes. When Meg's companion points out that the temple is clearly marked '''STLUKES''', she assures him that the "t" is silent. Later on, Meg stops a band of marauders by standing in their way, raising an arm and yelling "HOLD!"; she's got a big book in her other hand, and is mistaken for a familiar New York landmark which everyone has naturally assumed to be the image of a goddess.

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* From 1939 to 1941, Nelson S. Bond wrote a series of science fiction shorts about Meg, a priestess of a LadyLand who rebels against her tribe, partly by taking a man as an equal partner. A typical story, "Magic City", describes the journey from the land of Jinnia (in the country of Tizathy: at one point Meg actually recites an ancient magical incantation that begins with the line, "My country, Tizathy") to the far-off city of Noork, to slay Death who dwells in a temple called Slukes. When Meg's companion points out that the temple is clearly marked '''STLUKES''', she assures reminds him that the "t" is silent. ancients often wrote carelessly and misspelled things. Later on, Meg stops a band of marauders by standing in their way, raising an arm and yelling "HOLD!"; she's got a big book in her other hand, and is mistaken for a familiar New York landmark which everyone has she hasn't seen yet but which the locals have naturally assumed to be the image of a goddess.
7th Apr '17 3:42:21 AM Ccook1956
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-->There is an answer, dear friends. A glowing beacon of "Slack" amidst all the turmoil and darkness. It's J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, the living Slack master and his church of the [=SubGenius=]. "Bob" brings a new destiny for the abnormal, for "Bob" comes to ''justify'' our sins, to unmask the Conspiracy, and to get us back the "Slack" they stole away.

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-->There is an a simple answer, dear friends. A glowing beacon of "Slack" amidst all the turmoil and darkness. It's J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, the living Slack master and his church of the [=SubGenius=]. "Bob" brings a new destiny for the abnormal, for "Bob" comes to ''justify'' our sins, to unmask the Conspiracy, and to get us back the "Slack" they stole away.
6th Apr '17 10:31:09 AM Ccook1956
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There is an answer, dear friends. A glowing beacon of "Slack" amidst all the turmoil and darkness. It's J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, the living Slack master and his church of the [=SubGenius=]. "Bob" brings a new destiny for the abnormal, for "Bob" comes to ''justify'' our sins, to unmask the Conspiracy, and to get us back the "Slack" they stole away.

It's us versus them. Are you gonna fry in hell on Earth alongside the pink boys, or will you pull the wool over your own eyes and accept "Bob" into your minds?

Repent! Quit your job! Slack off! And ''PRAISE "BOB"!!''

'''Voiceover:''' The Church of the [=SubGenius=]. Eternal salvation or triple your money back.

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There -->There is an answer, dear friends. A glowing beacon of "Slack" amidst all the turmoil and darkness. It's J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, the living Slack master and his church of the [=SubGenius=]. "Bob" brings a new destiny for the abnormal, for "Bob" comes to ''justify'' our sins, to unmask the Conspiracy, and to get us back the "Slack" they stole away.

It's -->It's us versus them. Are you gonna fry in hell on Earth alongside the pink boys, or will you pull the wool over your own eyes and accept "Bob" into your minds?

Repent! -->Repent! Quit your job! Slack off! And ''PRAISE "BOB"!!''

'''Voiceover:''' -->'''Voiceover:''' The Church of the [=SubGenius=]. Eternal salvation or triple your money back.
6th Apr '17 10:30:18 AM Ccook1956
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-->What the hell do you think you're doing? Dragging your butt through the day selling body and soul to a bunch of bland normals? Acting stupid so they'll think you're one of them? Tired of getting all the guilt...but none of the sex?\\
There is an answer, dear friends. A glowing beacon of "Slack" amidst all the turmoil and darkness. It's J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, the living Slack master and his church of the [=SubGenius=]. "Bob" brings a new destiny for the abnormal, for "Bob" comes to ''justify'' our sins, to unmask the Conspiracy, and to get us back the "Slack" they stole away.\\
It's us versus them. Are you gonna fry in hell on Earth alongside the pink boys, or will you pull the wool over your own eyes and acceopt "Bob" into your minds?\\
Repent! Quit your job! Slack off! And ''PRAISE "BOB"!!''\\

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-->What the hell do you think you're doing? Dragging your butt through the day selling body and soul to a bunch of bland normals? Acting stupid so they'll think you're one of them? Tired of getting all the guilt...but none of the sex?\\
sex?

There is an answer, dear friends. A glowing beacon of "Slack" amidst all the turmoil and darkness. It's J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, the living Slack master and his church of the [=SubGenius=]. "Bob" brings a new destiny for the abnormal, for "Bob" comes to ''justify'' our sins, to unmask the Conspiracy, and to get us back the "Slack" they stole away.\\
away.

It's us versus them. Are you gonna fry in hell on Earth alongside the pink boys, or will you pull the wool over your own eyes and acceopt accept "Bob" into your minds?\\
minds?

Repent! Quit your job! Slack off! And ''PRAISE "BOB"!!''\\"BOB"!!''
6th Apr '17 10:27:32 AM Ccook1956
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* The Church of the [=SubGenius=] is a send-up of fundamental religions from Dallas, Texas that worships J.R. "Bob" Dobbs. It's a figurehead of the face of a smiling, pipe-smoking man that teaches us how to get back our "slack," which the Conspiracy has been taking from us since birth. It also explains how those who have accepted Bob into their minds will be taken to their financial rewards when the spaceships from Planet X take them away from Earth before destroying it. $25 for eternal salvation. If you don't get salvation, you get triple your money back.

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* The Church of the [=SubGenius=] is a send-up of fundamental religions from Dallas, Texas that worships J.R. "Bob" Dobbs. It's a figurehead of the face of a smiling, pipe-smoking man that teaches us how man. From one of their radio promos, the words of its founder, the Rev. Ivan Stang:
-->What the hell do you think you're doing? Dragging your butt through the day selling body and soul to a bunch of bland normals? Acting stupid so they'll think you're one of them? Tired of getting all the guilt...but none of the sex?\\
There is an answer, dear friends. A glowing beacon of "Slack" amidst all the turmoil and darkness. It's J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, the living Slack master and his church of the [=SubGenius=]. "Bob" brings a new destiny for the abnormal, for "Bob" comes to ''justify'' our sins, to unmask the Conspiracy, and
to get us back our "slack," which the Conspiracy has been taking from "Slack" they stole away.\\
It's
us since birth. It also explains how those who have accepted Bob into their minds will be taken to their financial rewards when the spaceships from Planet X take them away from versus them. Are you gonna fry in hell on Earth before destroying it. $25 for eternal salvation. If alongside the pink boys, or will you don't get salvation, you get pull the wool over your own eyes and acceopt "Bob" into your minds?\\
Repent! Quit your job! Slack off! And ''PRAISE "BOB"!!''\\
'''Voiceover:''' The Church of the [=SubGenius=]. Eternal salvation or
triple your money back.
5th Apr '17 5:20:27 AM Doug86
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** There is a similar organization revolving around the Jedis of StarWars. It's almost popular enough to be an official religion.

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** There is a similar organization revolving around the Jedis of StarWars.''Franchise/StarWars''. It's almost popular enough to be an official religion.
28th Mar '17 1:21:49 AM IchigoMontoya
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'''[[ElvisImpersonator The King]]''': (in Elvis accent) Near as I can tell, it was some sort of religious institution. Oh, I know it says "school" out front, but everything in here seems to be related to the worship of [[ElvisPresley some]] [[NoCelebritiesWereHarmed guy]] back in the day. People used to come here to learn about him. To dress like him, move like him. To ''be'' him. If that's not worship, I don't know what is.

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'''[[ElvisImpersonator The King]]''': (in Elvis accent) Near as I can tell, it was some sort of religious institution. Oh, I know it says "school" out front, but everything in here seems to be related to the worship of [[ElvisPresley [[Music/ElvisPresley some]] [[NoCelebritiesWereHarmed guy]] back in the day. People used to come here to learn about him. To dress like him, move like him. To ''be'' him. If that's not worship, I don't know what is.
25th Mar '17 10:58:37 AM erforce
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--> --''VideoGame/FalloutNewVegas''

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--> --''VideoGame/FalloutNewVegas''
-->-- ''VideoGame/FalloutNewVegas''



* ''FinalFantasyX'' has this when, [[AfterTheEnd a thousand years after society was wiped out]] by [[EldritchAbomination Sin]], a religious gesture has evolved from the Blitzball sign of "victory".

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* ''FinalFantasyX'' ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyX'' has this when, [[AfterTheEnd a thousand years after society was wiped out]] by [[EldritchAbomination Sin]], a religious gesture has evolved from the Blitzball sign of "victory".
11th Mar '17 4:59:23 AM Ccook1956
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* The Church of the [=SubGenius=] is a send-up of fundamental religions from Dallas, Texas that worships J.R. "Bob" Dubbs. It's a figurehead of the face of a smiling, pipe-smoking man that teaches us how to get back our "slack," which the Conspiracy has been taking from us since birth. It also explains how those who have accepted Bob into their minds will be taken to their financial rewards when the spaceships from Planet X take them away from Earth before destroying it. $25 for eternal salvation. If you don't get salvation, you get triple your money back.

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* The Church of the [=SubGenius=] is a send-up of fundamental religions from Dallas, Texas that worships J.R. "Bob" Dubbs.Dobbs. It's a figurehead of the face of a smiling, pipe-smoking man that teaches us how to get back our "slack," which the Conspiracy has been taking from us since birth. It also explains how those who have accepted Bob into their minds will be taken to their financial rewards when the spaceships from Planet X take them away from Earth before destroying it. $25 for eternal salvation. If you don't get salvation, you get triple your money back.
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