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21st Jun '17 4:00:33 PM MajinAkuma
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* ''VisualNovel/YamiToBoushiToHonNoTabibito'' has one of the only scenes where this isn't played for {{squick}}, comedy, or both. Hazuki gets herself off twice thinking of her best friend/adoptive older sister Hatsumi, whom she is madly in love with. The second time is more subtle, but she does it ''on Hatsumi's bed''...



* ''[[VideoGame/GrandTheftAuto Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas]]'' has a gag where one of the Brit junkies starts "having an appointment with Dr. Hans Jerkov" in Madd Dogg's studio.

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* ''[[VideoGame/GrandTheftAuto Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas]]'' has a gag where Maccer, one of the Brit junkies junkies, starts "having an appointment with Dr. Hans Jerkov" in Madd Dogg's studio.



* In ''VisualNovel/FateStayNight'', one of the side effects of [[spoiler:Zouken's magical parasite worms]] on Sakura is increased sexual frustration, which she tries to cope with through masturbation. It doesn't work, but she [[IntimateHealing moves on to Shirou]] [[GoodPeopleHaveGoodSex soon enough]].\\
** Another is Shirou's erotic dream about Tohsaka in the same route. It's implied that this is something related to Rider and Sakura when we see Tohsaka's eyes, as they are the same as Rider's real ones. Also, he awakens with the same drained feeling as when Sakura has been leeching his magical energy. However, it's merely played as something to embarrass Shirou and never comes up again after talking to Tohsaka the next day.


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* In ''VisualNovel/FateStayNight'', one of the side effects of [[spoiler:Zouken's magical parasite worms]] on Sakura is increased sexual frustration, which she tries to cope with through masturbation. It doesn't work, but she [[IntimateHealing moves on to Shirou]] [[GoodPeopleHaveGoodSex soon enough]].\\
** Another is Shirou's erotic dream about Tohsaka in the same route. It's implied that this is something related to Rider and Sakura when we see Tohsaka's eyes, as they are the same as Rider's real ones. Also, he awakens with the same drained feeling as when Sakura has been leeching his magical energy. However, it's merely played as something to embarrass Shirou and never comes up again after talking to Tohsaka the next day.
* In ''VisualNovel/SuperDanganRonpa2'', there are at least two occassions where Sonia is heavily implied to have masturbated. She refers to it as something dirty and her country mustn't know about it or else she can't become the queen anymore.
* ''VisualNovel/YamiToBoushiToHonNoTabibito'' has one of the only scenes where this isn't played for {{squick}}, comedy, or both. Hazuki gets herself off twice thinking of her best friend/adoptive older sister Hatsumi, whom she is madly in love with. The second time is more subtle, but she does it ''on Hatsumi's bed''...
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20th Jun '17 4:29:06 AM Piterpicher
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* There are constant jokes at Richard's expense in ''{{Bottom}}'' to show how pathetic he is (he is, in fact, a wanker). He even called his autobiography: "Richard Richard: I Did it My Way. On My Own. Quite a Lot. Now I've got a Sore Hand."

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* There are constant jokes at Richard's expense in ''{{Bottom}}'' ''Series/{{Bottom}}'' to show how pathetic he is (he is, in fact, a wanker). He even called his autobiography: "Richard Richard: I Did it My Way. On My Own. Quite a Lot. Now I've got a Sore Hand."
17th Jun '17 5:26:35 PM Morgenthaler
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* ''Series/{{Taboo}}'': Cholmondeley asks James if Laura Bow is free for him to pursue, luridly exhorting that she's so pretty that she's not just someone he wants to sleep with but masturbates about.


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12th Jun '17 6:30:35 AM Piterpicher
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* When a character on ''{{Bones}}'' swears off men, her unsatiated libido compels her to hit on any male she meets. To quell her advances, one of her co-workers brings his psychiatrist girlfriend to the lab, who quite sensibly recommends some solitary release as an alternative.

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* When a character on ''{{Bones}}'' ''Series/{{Bones}}'' swears off men, her unsatiated libido compels her to hit on any male she meets. To quell her advances, one of her co-workers brings his psychiatrist girlfriend to the lab, who quite sensibly recommends some solitary release as an alternative.
9th Jun '17 7:29:21 AM isolato
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8th Jun '17 3:56:29 AM Geoduck
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'''Glynn''': I suppose it depends on the man.
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-->'''Alvarez''': Will you keep it down?! Some of us are trying to masturbate!

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'''Glynn''': I suppose it depends on the man.
man.\\
-->'''Alvarez''': '''Alvarez''': Will you keep it down?! Some of us are trying to masturbate!
6th Jun '17 8:01:40 PM TheCuza
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* In one of his racier lyrics, Music/WeirdAlYankovic's "One More Minute" contains the line: "I'm stranded all alone at the gas station of love and I have to use the self-service pump".

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* In one of his racier lyrics, Music/WeirdAlYankovic's From Music/WeirdAlYankovic's[[labelnote:*]][[HehHehYouSaidX Heh heh... "yank"]][[/labelnote]] "One More Minute" contains Minute":
-->I guess I might seem kinda bitter\\
You got me feelin' down in
the line: "I'm dumps\\
'Cause I'm
stranded all alone at the gas station Gas Station of love and Love\\
And
I have to use the self-service pump".pumps!
6th Jun '17 4:21:23 AM Willbyr
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* Tajima from ''Manga/OokikuFurikabutte'' has a habit of talking about his masturbation habits in front of others, much to the chagrin of his friends.

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* Tajima from ''Manga/OokikuFurikabutte'' ''Manga/BigWindup'' has a habit of talking about his masturbation habits in front of others, much to the chagrin of his friends.
6th Jun '17 4:19:53 AM Willbyr
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* In ''[[NeonGenesisEvangelion The End of Evangelion]]'', Shinji does this [[spoiler:[[DudeShesLikeInAComa over Asuka's comatose body.]]]] With an indescretion shot of his creamed hand... yeech!
** [[PrecisionFStrike "I'm so fucked up..."]]

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* In ''[[NeonGenesisEvangelion ''[[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion The End of Evangelion]]'', Shinji does this [[spoiler:[[DudeShesLikeInAComa over Asuka's comatose body.]]]] With an indescretion shot of his creamed hand... yeech!
** --> [[PrecisionFStrike "I'm so fucked up..."]]



* ''CodeGeass''. Nina Einstein, the local ShrinkingViolet, to a picture of her crush, using the edge of a table. Though she is quite {{Yandere}}, she was perfectly sane at the time, and she doesn't actually have the massive FreakOut until later, after [[spoiler:said crush's very unfortunate death]]. The fandom's reaction to the scene? {{Squick}}, MemeticMutation, [[TheScrappy Hate]].

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* ''CodeGeass''.''Anime/CodeGeass''. Nina Einstein, the local ShrinkingViolet, to a picture of her crush, using the edge of a table. Though she is quite {{Yandere}}, she was perfectly sane at the time, and she doesn't actually have the massive FreakOut until later, after [[spoiler:said crush's very unfortunate death]]. The fandom's reaction to the scene? {{Squick}}, MemeticMutation, [[TheScrappy Hate]].



* Satou from ''WelcomeToTheNHK'' is shown to reach for a tissue every now and then, and after discovering that [[TheInternetIsForPorn there's lolicon on the internet]], he is shown surrounded by empty tissue boxes. In the manga, this goes further -- his porn obsession eventually leads him to build a massive customized rig just for pornography, complete with cavernous hard-drive, several monitors, high-fidelity headphones and a leather massage chair. ''In his parents' spare bedroom''. Needless to say, [[CaughtWithYourPantsDown it does not end well]].
* In ''{{Gankutsuou}}'', Héloise is shown masturbating while thinking about the Count and the poison ring he gave her. {{Squick}}.
* ''YamiToBoushiToHonNoTabibito'' has one of the only scenes where this isn't played for {{squick}}, comedy, or both. Hazuki gets herself off twice thinking of her best friend/adoptive older sister Hatsumi, whom she is madly in love with. The second time is more subtle, but she does it ''on Hatsumi's bed''...
* Both husband Makoto and wife Yura are shown to do this in ''FutariEcchi''. Makoto does it out of frustration at not having been able to have sex with Yura for several days. Yura does it on her sister's advice to teach herself "what feels good."
* Farnese in ''{{Berserk}}'' is shown to be turned on by people burning alive to the point where she spends some "alone time" thinking very hard about that. ''Berserk'' is like that.
* Konuma Ryuuko of ''WolfGuyWolfenCrest'' is a nymphomaniac middle-schooler with what appears to be profound psychological damage from repeated rapes in her past, but she's such a nihilistic sociopath that even this isn't enough to make her sympathetic. Notable acts include breaking into the protagonist's apartment to masturbate and (unsuccessfully) seduce him, and climaxing on a school rooftop after a bloody shooting.

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* Satou from ''WelcomeToTheNHK'' ''Anime/WelcomeToTheNHK'' is shown to reach for a tissue every now and then, and after discovering that [[TheInternetIsForPorn there's lolicon on the internet]], he is shown surrounded by empty tissue boxes. In the manga, this goes further -- his porn obsession eventually leads him to build a massive customized rig just for pornography, complete with cavernous hard-drive, several monitors, high-fidelity headphones and a leather massage chair. ''In his parents' spare bedroom''. Needless to say, [[CaughtWithYourPantsDown it does not end well]].
* In ''{{Gankutsuou}}'', ''Anime/{{Gankutsuou}}'', Héloise is shown masturbating while thinking about the Count and the poison ring he gave her. {{Squick}}.
* ''YamiToBoushiToHonNoTabibito'' ''VisualNovel/YamiToBoushiToHonNoTabibito'' has one of the only scenes where this isn't played for {{squick}}, comedy, or both. Hazuki gets herself off twice thinking of her best friend/adoptive older sister Hatsumi, whom she is madly in love with. The second time is more subtle, but she does it ''on Hatsumi's bed''...
* Both husband Makoto and wife Yura are shown to do this in ''FutariEcchi''.''Manga/FutariEcchi''. Makoto does it out of frustration at not having been able to have sex with Yura for several days. Yura does it on her sister's advice to teach herself "what feels good."
* Farnese in ''{{Berserk}}'' ''Manga/{{Berserk}}'' is shown to be turned on by people burning alive to the point where she spends some "alone time" thinking very hard about that. ''Berserk'' is like that.
* Konuma Ryuuko of ''WolfGuyWolfenCrest'' ''Manga/WolfGuyWolfenCrest'' is a nymphomaniac middle-schooler with what appears to be profound psychological damage from repeated rapes in her past, but she's such a nihilistic sociopath that even this isn't enough to make her sympathetic. Notable acts include breaking into the protagonist's apartment to masturbate and (unsuccessfully) seduce him, and climaxing on a school rooftop after a bloody shooting.



* ''IchiTheKiller'' has one of the most {{Squick}}-tastic examples ever. Ichi cuts his palm with a knife and masturbates to the sight of his favorite prostitute being beaten and raped by her husband.
* ''SerialExperimentsLain'': Lain's friendship with Alice breaks down when one of the Lains spreads rumors around school that she likes to fantasize about a certain teacher while "playing with herself".
* In the beginning of ''MidoriDays'', Seiji bemoans this being his fate, as his badass Delinquent status actually seems to make it ''harder'' to get a girlfriend. He specifically says being stuck "with his right hand for a girlfriend", then it happens literally. Ironically, having Midori on his hand effectively ''prevents'' him from masturbating, as she throws out all his porn. A few chapters are dedicating to Seiji attempting to relieve the built-up pressure, but FailureIsTheOnlyOption.
* AxCrazy Sako of ''{{Upotte}}!'' gets ''far'' too turned on by the heat of battle in episode 5 and fondles her magic spot out of pleasure behind a tree. Moments later, she masturbates, with the stuff visibly dripping off her hand- er, if anthromorphized assault rifles actually can do that sort of thing.

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* ''IchiTheKiller'' ''Manga/IchiTheKiller'' has one of the most {{Squick}}-tastic examples ever. Ichi cuts his palm with a knife and masturbates to the sight of his favorite prostitute being beaten and raped by her husband.
* ''SerialExperimentsLain'': ''Anime/SerialExperimentsLain'': Lain's friendship with Alice breaks down when one of the Lains spreads rumors around school that she likes to fantasize about a certain teacher while "playing with herself".
* In the beginning of ''MidoriDays'', ''Manga/MidoriDays'', Seiji bemoans this being his fate, as his badass Delinquent status actually seems to make it ''harder'' to get a girlfriend. He specifically says being stuck "with his right hand for a girlfriend", then it happens literally. Ironically, having Midori on his hand effectively ''prevents'' him from masturbating, as she throws out all his porn. A few chapters are dedicating to Seiji attempting to relieve the built-up pressure, but FailureIsTheOnlyOption.
* AxCrazy Sako of ''{{Upotte}}!'' ''Manga/{{Upotte}}!'' gets ''far'' too turned on by the heat of battle in episode 5 and fondles her magic spot out of pleasure behind a tree. Moments later, she masturbates, with the stuff visibly dripping off her hand- er, if anthromorphized assault rifles actually can do that sort of thing.



* Implied a few times in ''WanderingSon'' chapters, especially when the characters have begun high school. The protagonist in particular is prone to scenes that cut to a bathroom, after they've interacted with their girlfriend.
* In the fourth episodes of the second season of RozenMaiden, the dolls said, that Jun is in the toilet, reading "magazines."
* The manga ''OnaniMasterKurosawa''. In translation: Kurosawa, the Master of Masturbating.

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* Implied a few times in ''WanderingSon'' ''Manga/WanderingSon'' chapters, especially when the characters have begun high school. The protagonist in particular is prone to scenes that cut to a bathroom, after they've interacted with their girlfriend.
* In the fourth episodes of the second season of RozenMaiden, ''Manga/RozenMaiden'', the dolls said, said that Jun is in the toilet, toilet reading "magazines."
* The manga ''OnaniMasterKurosawa''.''Manga/OnaniMasterKurosawa''. In translation: Kurosawa, the Master of Masturbating.



* In the manga ''KoeDeOshigoto'', Kanna is scolded for ''not'' doing this after taking home some examples of eroge... for training purposes, of course. What makes it funny is that she managed to... achieve the same effect without actually involving her hands or any physical stimulation whatsoever. Everyone else, like Motoki, are all straighter cases, and they use their hands.
* ''BGataHKei'' features both female and male leads doing this; [[{{Bowdlerise}} more often in the manga]], and more often the girl. She states that there are two types of masturbation: the "good" kind, doing it to relieve frustration, and the "bad" kind, doing it out of boredom. She is then shown making a tally of the dozens of times she's done the "bad" kind in the last few weeks.

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* In the manga ''KoeDeOshigoto'', ''Manga/KoeDeOshigoto'', Kanna is scolded for ''not'' doing this after taking home some examples of eroge... for training purposes, of course. What makes it funny is that she managed to... achieve the same effect without actually involving her hands or any physical stimulation whatsoever. Everyone else, like Motoki, are all straighter cases, and they use their hands.
* ''BGataHKei'' ''Manga/BGataHKei'' features both female and male leads doing this; [[{{Bowdlerise}} more often in the manga]], and more often the girl. She states that there are two types of masturbation: the "good" kind, doing it to relieve frustration, and the "bad" kind, doing it out of boredom. She is then shown making a tally of the dozens of times she's done the "bad" kind in the last few weeks.



* Because ''{{Genshiken}}'' is a manga/anime about {{Otaku}}, it features the characters reading or talking about {{Doujinshi}}. Most Doujinshi are erotic, and the series alludes (or more than alludes) to several of the main characters (male and female alike), ah, getting use out of them for the sake of comedy.
* Tajima from ''OokikuFurikabutte'' has a habit of talking about his masturbation habits in front of others, much to the chagrin of his friends.

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* Because ''{{Genshiken}}'' ''Manga/{{Genshiken}}'' is a manga/anime about {{Otaku}}, it features the characters reading or talking about {{Doujinshi}}. Most Doujinshi are erotic, and the series alludes (or more than alludes) to several of the main characters (male and female alike), ah, getting use out of them for the sake of comedy.
* Tajima from ''OokikuFurikabutte'' ''Manga/OokikuFurikabutte'' has a habit of talking about his masturbation habits in front of others, much to the chagrin of his friends.



* In the ''AliensVsPredator'' comic book, a Marine left to guard the base is told there's some petroleum jelly in the supplies "in case he gets lonely".
* During NeilGaiman's run on ''ComicBook/TheSandman'' in the early 90's, he was explicitly told by the editors that nobody masturbates in the DC Comics universe. In Gaiman's own words, "''actually, that explains a lot. Thatís probably why the characters all dress in tight costumes and go around thumping the shit out of each other.''"
* The plot of the porn comic ''SmallFavors'' opens with lesbian Annie being informed by an aspect of herself that she's exhausted her lifetime allotment of masturbation time. The photographic evidence supplied is a stack of photographs at least a foot tall... all of her masturbating at different times, all taken on ''the same day''.

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* In the ''AliensVsPredator'' ''VideoGame/AliensVsPredator'' comic book, a Marine left to guard the base is told there's some petroleum jelly in the supplies "in case he gets lonely".
* During NeilGaiman's Creator/NeilGaiman's run on ''ComicBook/TheSandman'' in the early 90's, he was explicitly told by the editors that nobody masturbates in the DC Comics universe. In Gaiman's own words, "''actually, that explains a lot. Thatís probably why the characters all dress in tight costumes and go around thumping the shit out of each other.''"
* The plot of the porn comic ''SmallFavors'' ''Small Favors'' opens with lesbian Annie being informed by an aspect of herself that she's exhausted her lifetime allotment of masturbation time. The photographic evidence supplied is a stack of photographs at least a foot tall... all of her masturbating at different times, all taken on ''the same day''.
5th Jun '17 3:30:54 AM Bryanna_cern
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* W.A.S.P. - Animal (Fuck like a beast).
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