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14th Nov '17 12:25:40 PM Geoduck
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* ''WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes'' - Creator/BobClampett's "WesternAnimation/" has a scene of a dog scooting around on his hindquarters after being bitten by a flea; at one point, he pauses to tell the audience, "Hey, I'd better cut this out, I may get to like it!"

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* ''WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes'' - Creator/BobClampett's "WesternAnimation/" "WesternAnimation/AnItchInTime" has a scene of a dog scooting around on his hindquarters after being bitten by a flea; at one point, he pauses to tell the audience, "Hey, I'd better cut this out, I may get to like it!"
7th Nov '17 9:02:18 PM PaulA
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* "Guts", the infamous first story from ''Literature/Haunted2005'' which deals with stories of masturbation gone horribly, horribly wrong. Considering it's by Creator/ChuckPalahniuk, it's not really a surprise.

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* "Guts", the infamous first story from ''Literature/Haunted2005'' ''Literature/{{Haunted}}'' which deals with stories of masturbation gone horribly, horribly wrong. Considering it's by Creator/ChuckPalahniuk, it's not really a surprise.
5th Nov '17 9:41:38 AM Malady
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* Vincent of ''PulpFiction'' spends some time in the bathroom psyching himself up to not give into the temptation to have sex with Mia Wallace (because she's the wife of his boss), and mentions masturbating to relieve the tension and "get over it" once he gets back home. But given Vincent's general track record of bad things happening when he goes to the bathroom during the movie, things do not end well.
* In the movie ''{{Dogma}}'', Rufus the Apostle attempts to prove to Jay and Bob that he's really from heaven:

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* Vincent of ''PulpFiction'' ''Film/PulpFiction'' spends some time in the bathroom psyching himself up to not give into the temptation to have sex with Mia Wallace (because she's the wife of his boss), and mentions masturbating to relieve the tension and "get over it" once he gets back home. But given Vincent's general track record of bad things happening when he goes to the bathroom during the movie, things do not end well.
* In the movie ''{{Dogma}}'', ''Film/{{Dogma}}'', Rufus the Apostle attempts to prove to Jay and Bob that he's really from heaven:
31st Oct '17 2:01:28 PM DrFraud
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-->'''Unidentified Weasley twin:''' I don't think [Hermione] likes you like that, Ron, so I guess that hand gesture is all you'll be doing tonight.

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-->'''Unidentified Weasley twin:''' -->'''Fred:''' I don't think [Hermione] likes you like that, Ron, so I guess that hand gesture is all you'll be doing tonight.
31st Oct '17 1:59:41 PM DrFraud
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* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3951749/28/Harry-Potter-and-the-Quantum-Leap Harry Potter and the Quantum Leap]]'':
-->'''Unidentified Weasley twin:''' I don't think [Hermione] likes you like that, Ron, so I guess that hand gesture is all you'll be doing tonight.
29th Oct '17 2:28:15 PM nombretomado
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* In EgyptianMythology, this was how the world was ''created'', by the god Atum masturbating the universe into existence.

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* In EgyptianMythology, Myth/EgyptianMythology, this was how the world was ''created'', by the god Atum masturbating the universe into existence.



* ''GreekMythology'': guess what Zeus, his brother Poseidon and his son Hermes did simultaneously onto a bull skin in order to create the hero Orion.

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* ''GreekMythology'': Myth/GreekMythology: guess what Zeus, his brother Poseidon and his son Hermes did simultaneously onto a bull skin in order to create the hero Orion.
28th Oct '17 1:12:29 PM nombretomado
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* "Pink Thing" by {{XTC}} ("When I stroke your head I feel a hundred heartbeats high"). WordOfGod is that it's about a father's love for a newborn baby, but it's so full of innuendo that there's no way Andy Partridge didn't have a double meaning in mind.

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* "Pink Thing" by {{XTC}} Music/{{XTC}} ("When I stroke your head I feel a hundred heartbeats high"). WordOfGod is that it's about a father's love for a newborn baby, but it's so full of innuendo that there's no way Andy Partridge didn't have a double meaning in mind.



* ChristinaAguilera has her ode to all sorts of self love in "Vanity".

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* ChristinaAguilera Music/ChristinaAguilera has her ode to all sorts of self love in "Vanity".
27th Oct '17 7:58:59 AM Malady
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*** In a flashback, a fourteen year old Roland was planning to do this until he is called aside by Marten to show him that [[spoiler: he's been having sex with Roland's mom]]. He tops off the scene by telling Roland "I hope you enjoy your hand."

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*** In a flashback, a fourteen year old Roland was planning to do this until he is called aside by Marten to show him that [[spoiler: he's [[spoiler:he's been having sex with Roland's mom]]. He tops off the scene by telling Roland "I hope you enjoy your hand."



** In ''TheTalisman'', when Jack meets the friendly bumpkin [[OurWerewolvesAreDifferent Wolf]] in the Territories, Wolf starts casually playing "pocket pool" in his overalls while explaining his role as shepherd.

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** In ''TheTalisman'', ''Literature/TheTalisman'', when Jack meets the friendly bumpkin [[OurWerewolvesAreDifferent Wolf]] in the Territories, Wolf starts casually playing "pocket pool" in his overalls while explaining his role as shepherd.



* In ''TheShockwaveRider'', Nick Haflinger moves into company housing of his new employer. He notes a kit which seems standard for such housing in the future. It contains videos, a mask with scents, and a device which women can leave pushed out and men can push in...or not. He reminds himself that he should use it a few times...but not too often. As the company will be making note of it.

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* In ''TheShockwaveRider'', ''Literature/TheShockwaveRider'', Nick Haflinger moves into company housing of his new employer. He notes a kit which seems standard for such housing in the future. It contains videos, a mask with scents, and a device which women can leave pushed out and men can push in...or not. He reminds himself that he should use it a few times...but not too often. As the company will be making note of it.



* Mother's Younger Brother does this in E.L. Doctorow's ''{{Ragtime}}''.

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* Mother's Younger Brother does this in E.L. Doctorow's ''{{Ragtime}}''.''Literature/{{Ragtime}}''.



* "Guts", the infamous first story from ''Literature/{{Haunted 2005}}'' which deals with stories of masturbation gone horribly, horribly wrong. Considering [[ChuckPalahniuk who it's written by]], it's not really a surprise.

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* "Guts", the infamous first story from ''Literature/{{Haunted 2005}}'' ''Literature/Haunted2005'' which deals with stories of masturbation gone horribly, horribly wrong. Considering [[ChuckPalahniuk who it's written by]], by Creator/ChuckPalahniuk, it's not really a surprise.
24th Oct '17 4:33:18 PM MiinU
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*''Anime/VariableGeo'': The rules of the tournament enforces it as the penalty for losing any match at rank-1, by having the loser [[ShamefulStrip strip in the ring]] and masturbate for the crowd.
22nd Oct '17 8:59:24 PM Doug86
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* In ''MadMen'', Betty Draper leans against a running washing machine and orgasms while fantasizing about a door-to-door salesman who had visited the day before. (She's sexually frustrated because her husband is rarely home, and when he is he often claims to be too tired. The real reason? Like any self-respecting early-'60s executive, he has [[YourCheatingHeart multiple girls on the side]].)
* This was combined with AManIsNotAVirgin into a RunningGag for Bud Bundy and his pathetic, increasingly desperate attempts to get laid on ''MarriedWithChildren''. Getting caught doing this in the library resulted in an episode-long CrowningMomentOfFunny in the ninth season.

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* In ''MadMen'', ''Series/MadMen'', Betty Draper leans against a running washing machine and orgasms while fantasizing about a door-to-door salesman who had visited the day before. (She's sexually frustrated because her husband is rarely home, and when he is he often claims to be too tired. The real reason? Like any self-respecting early-'60s executive, he has [[YourCheatingHeart multiple girls on the side]].)
* This was combined with AManIsNotAVirgin into a RunningGag for Bud Bundy and his pathetic, increasingly desperate attempts to get laid on ''MarriedWithChildren''.''Series/MarriedWithChildren''. Getting caught doing this in the library resulted in an episode-long CrowningMomentOfFunny in the ninth season.



* In ''{{Oz}}'', Alvarez once masturbates in his prison cell and Ryan O'Reilly, a StalkerWithACrush {{Yandere}} for Dr. Nathan, does this while thinking of her.

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* In ''{{Oz}}'', ''Series/{{Oz}}'', Alvarez once masturbates in his prison cell and Ryan O'Reilly, a StalkerWithACrush {{Yandere}} for Dr. Nathan, does this while thinking of her.
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