History MagnificentBastard / SpongeBobSquarePants

* ''[[VideoGame/SpongeBobsBoatingBash SpongeBob's Boating Bash]]'' (2010): [[ConMan Seymour Scales]] poses as a boating instructor as a scam for quick cash, easily tricking [=SpongeBob=] into signing up for his fake "D.R.I.V.E." course. With his [[TheCharmer natural charisma]], Seymour keeps his students entertained and lures much of Bikini Bottom and all of [=SpongeBob=]'s friends into his con until Mrs. Puff becomes wary of his activities. Even when she manages to out his trickery, Seymour makes for his personal boatmobile to escape, loading it up with debris to hoist at [=SpongeBob=] when he pursues--even maintaining his [[AffablyEvil amicable tone]] during the chase--and accepts his arrest with only minor annoyance before being taken to prison.

->'''Burger Beard:''' The story of how Bikini Bottom was brought to its knees when its beloved Krabby Patty formula was stolen by me, Burger Beard.\\
'''Patrick:''' How does it end?\\
'''Burger Beard:''' Well, let me see. It looks like, um, Burger Beard becomes the richest food truck proprietor in all of the land.\\
'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' But how did you steal the formula?\\
'''Burger Beard:''' That was easy. I simply rewrote the story and... ''[holds the formula in his hand]'' Poof!

* "[[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS4E7WhaleOfABirthdayKarateIsland Karate Island]]": [[OldMaster "Master" Udon]] ostensibly offers to crown [=SpongeBob=] "King of Karate" as a ploy to rope him into his [[RealEstateScam real estate scheme]]. Luring [=SpongeBob=] to the fabricated Karate Island, Udon [[FlawExploitation plays to his pride as a martial artist]] even as Sandy casts doubt upon his words. When she attempts to free [=SpongeBob=] from signing Udon's contract, he deploys a series of his minions against her, traps her in a cage and engages her in a karate match himself when she breaks free, before recovering from seeming defeat to [[HereWeGoAgain scam Squidward as his next mark]] with the allure of being named "King of Clarinets".

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* ''WesternAnimation/KampKoral'': "Sugar Squeeze": [[SouthernFriedGenius Narlene Narwhal]] is a friendly country bumpkin who works with her little brother Nobby to steal the candy of Kamp Koral's campers in order to make it into her addictive "Sugar Squeeze" drink. Abducting [=SpongeBob=] and the other campers to have them try out Sugar Squeeze, Narlene becomes revered as it sends them into a sugar craze. When the hyperactive kids disturb Mr. Krabs, Narlene [[PaperThinDisguise disguises herself with a moustache]] and offers to remove the Sugar Squeeze with her "Thunder Squeeze" contraption, taking the campers' clothes and belongings for her family as payment. After the Thunder Squeeze extracts the Sugar Squeeze right back into the jar it came from, Narlene leaves full-handed, wowing [=SpongeBob=] and Patrick one last time by making fireworks out of Sugar Squeeze.

* "[[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS7E15TheCurseOfTheHexTheMainDrain The Curse of the Hex]]": [[NeverMessWithGranny Madame Hagfish]] is a polite, apparently harmless old lady who "curses" the Kristy Krab after being subjected to harsh treatment by Mr. Krabs. Though Krabs at first shrugs off the curse, the Krusty Krab begins falling apart as no customers show up, leading Krabs and [=SpongeBob=] being forced to beg Hagfish for mercy to reverse the curse. After manipulating the duo into braving the terror of a giant Golden Eel to acquire her dry cleaning money, Hagfish reveals the truth that her curse amounted to nothing but a cleverly-placed "Closed" sign before merrily wishing Krabs and [=SpongeBob=] a good day going forward.

-> '''Burger Beard''': The story of how Bikini Bottom was brought to its knees when its beloved Krabby Patty formula was stolen by me, Burger Beard.\\
'''Patrick''': How does it end?\\
'''Burger Beard''': Well, let me see. It looks like, um, Burger Beard becomes the richest food truck proprietor in all of the land.\\
'''[=SpongeBob=]''': But how did you steal the formula?\\
'''Burger Beard''': That was easy. I simply rewrote the story and... [holds the formula in his hand] Poof!

* ''[[VideoGame/SpongeBobsBoatingBash SpongeBob's Boating Bash]]'' (2010): [[ConMan Seymour Scales]] poses as a boating instructor as a scam for quick cash, easily tricking [=SpongeBob=] into signing up for his fake "D.R.I.V.E." course. With his [[TheCharmer natural charisma]], Seymour keeps his students entertained and lures much of Bikini Bottom and all of [=SpongeBob=]'s friends into his con until Mrs. Puff becomes wary of his activities. Even when she manages to out his trickery, Seymour makes for his personal boatmobile to escape, loading it up with debris to hoist at [=SpongeBob=] when he pursues--even maintaining his [[AffablyEvil amicable tone]] during the chase--and accepts his arrest with only minor annoyance before being taken to prison.

* ''[[VideoGame/SpongeBobSquarePantsLightsCameraPants Lights, Camera, Pants!]]'': [[LaughablyEvil The Sneaky Hermit]] can be "played" by on of six different characters, but is consistently portrayed as an entertainingly maniacal supervillain determined to [[MonumentalTheft steal and place all of Bikini Bottom onto their back]]. Kicking off their spree by swiping a variety of buildings across the city and framing Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy for it, the Sneaky Hermit also keeps lookouts and disguised minions across Bikini Bottom to alert them to potential threats. When approached by Man-Ray and Dirty Bubble for a team-up, the Sneaky Hermit kidnaps the mayor's son for the two to use as a hostage, then proceeds to betray and swipe the villains' lairs while they are distracted with the hostage. Capable of fighting off the heroes and villains at the same time even when they allied, the Sneaky Hermit is only beaten due to a random allergy, and faces defeat with a hilarious line no matter the character playing them.

* ''[[VideoGame/SpongeBobsBoatingBash SpongeBob's Boating Bash]]'' (2010): [[ConMan Seymour Scales]] poses as a boating instructor as a scam for quick cash, easily tricking [=SpongeBob=] into signing up for his fake "D.R.I.V.E." course. With his [[TheCharmer natural charisma]], Seymour keeps his students entertained and lures much of Bikini Bottom and all of [=SpongeBob=]'s friends into his con until Mrs. Puff becomes wary of his activities. Even when she manages to out his trickery, Seymour makes for his personal boatmobile to escape, loading it up with debris to hoist at [=SpongeBob=] when he pursues--even maintaining his [[AffablyEvil amicable tone]] during the chase--accepting his arrest with only minor annoyance before being taken to prison.

* "[[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS7E15TheCurseOfTheHexTheMainDrain The Curse of the Hex]]": [[NeverMessWithGranny Madame Hagfish]] is a polite, apparently harmless old lady who "curses" the Kristy Krab after being subjected to harsh treatment by Mr. Krabs. Though Krabs at first shrugs off the curse, the Krusty Krab begins falling apart as no customers show up, leading Krabs and [=SpongeBob=] being forced to beg Hagfish for mercy to reverse the curse. After manipulating the duo into braving the terror of a giant Golden Eel to acquire her dry cleaning money, Hagfish reveals the truth that her "curse" amounted to nothing but a cleverly-placed "Closed" sign before merrily wishing Krabs and [=SpongeBob=] a good day going forward.

* "[[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS2E19JellyfishHunterTheFryCookGames Jellyfish Hunter]]": The blue Jellyfish known simply as "No Name" is an elusive trickster who routinely outwits and evades [=SpongeBob's=] master Jellyfish hunting skills, functioning as the sole Jellyfish the hunter has never caught. When Mr. Krabs begins capturing and abusing Jellyfish for their jelly, No Name stalks, harasses, and terrorizes [=SpongeBob=] before kidnapping him and revealing Krabs' evil. No Name proceeds to [[EnemyMine work with his former enemy to take down Krabs]] before willingly allowing himself to be captured and named by [=SpongeBob=], who chooses the appropriate "Friend".

* "[[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS2E19JellyfishHunterTheFryCookGames Jellyfish Hunter]]": The blue Jellyfish known simply as "No Name" is an elusive trickster who routinely outwits and evades [=SpongeBob's=] master Jellyfish hunting skills, functioning as the sole Jellyfish the hunter has never caught. When Mr. Krabs begins capturing and abusing Jellyfish for their jelly, No Name stalks, harasses, and terrorizes [=SpongeBob=] before kidnapping him and revealing Krabs' evil. No Name proceeds to work with his former enemy to take down Krabs before willingly allowing himself to be captured and named by [=SpongeBob=], who chooses the appropriate "Friend."

* "[[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS7E15TheCurseOfTheHexTheMainDrain The Curse of the Hex]]": Madame Hagfish is a polite, apparently harmless old lady who "curses" the Kristy Krab after being subjected to harsh treatment by Mr. Krabs. Though Krabs at first shrugs off the curse, the Krusty Krab begins falling apart as no customers show up, leading Krabs and [=SpongeBob=] being forced to beg Hagfish for mercy to reverse the curse. After manipulating the duo into braving the terror of a giant Golden Eel to acquire her dry cleaning money, Hagfish reveals the truth that her "curse" amounted to nothing but a cleverly-placed "Closed" sign before merrily wishing Krabs and [=SpongeBob=] a good day going forward.
* "[[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS9E22GoodbyeKrabbyPatty Goodbye Krabby Patty?]]": Don Grouper is silver-tongued executive for the advertising company GGK, who quickly concocts a brilliant merchandising and advertisement campaign for frozen Krabby Patties that make them an overnight hit. Raking in uncountable amounts of cash while using filler to cheapen the cost of mass-producing the Patties, Grouper has dissenting voices to the Patties silenced while turning the moronic Patrick Star into a beloved celebrity. Even when Patrick and [=SpongeBob=] work together to expose Grouper's cheaply-made Patties, Grouper just casually walks away from the scene with zero comeuppance, having made GGK an immense fortune in an extremely short time frame.

* ''[[VideoGame/SpongeBobSquarePantsLightsCameraPants Lights, Camera, Pants!]]'': The Sneaky Hermit can be "played" by on of six different characters, but is consistently portrayed as an entertainingly maniacal supervillain determined to steal and place all of Bikini Bottom onto their back. Kicking off their spree by swiping a variety of buildings across the city and framing Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy for it, the Sneaky Hermit also keeps lookouts and disguised minions across Bikini Bottom to alert them to potential threats. When approached by Man-Ray and Dirty Bubble for a team-up, the Sneaky Hermit kidnaps the mayor's son for the two to use as a hostage, then proceeds to betray and swipe the villains' lairs while they are distracted with the hostage. Capable of fighting off the heroes and villains at the same time even when they ally, the Sneaky Hermit is only beaten due to a random allergy, and faces defeat with a hilarious line no matter the character playing them.

'''Burger Beard''': Well, let me see. It looks like, um, Burger Beard becomes the richest food truck proprietor in all of the land.''\\

* "[[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS7E15TheCurseOfTheHexTheMainDrain The Curse of the Hex]]: Madame Hagfish is a polite, apparently harmless old lady who "curses" the Kristy Krab after being subjected to harsh treatment by Mr. Krabs. Though Krabs at first shrugs off the curse, the Krusty Krab begins falling apart as no customers show up, leading Krabs and [=SpongeBob=] being forced to beg Hagfish for mercy to reverse the curse. After manipulating the duo into braving the terror of a giant Golden Eel to acquire her dry cleaning money, Hagfish reveals the truth that her "curse" amounted to nothing but a cleverly-placed "Closed" sign before merrily wishing Krabs and [=SpongeBob=] a good day going forward.

* "[[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS2E19JellyfishHunterTheFryCookGames Jellyfish Hunter]]": "No Name" (Ravok)

* "[[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS7E15TheCurseOfTheHexTheMainDrain The Curse of the Hex]]: Madame Hagfish (Ravok)
* "[[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS9E22GoodbyeKrabbyPatty Goodbye Krabby Patty?]]": Don Grouper (Ravok)

* ''[[VideoGame/SpongeBobSquarePantsLightsCameraPants Lights, Camera, Pants!]]'': Sneaky Hermit (Ravok)

Breaking news, [[Franchise/SpongeBobSquarePants citizens of Bikini Bottom]]! These {{Diabolical Mastermind}}s are cooking up daring schemes with their [[MagnificentBastard devilishly brilliant minds]]. If seen please contact [[Characters/SpongeBobSquarePantsSpongeBobSquarePants SpongeBob SquarePants]] in the hopes we can tie up their plots!

Breaking news [[Franchise/SpongeBobSquarePants citizens of Bikini Bottom]]! These {{Diabolical Mastermind}}s are cooking up daring schemes with their [[MagnificentBastard devilishly brilliant minds]]. If seen please contact [[Characters/SpongeBobSquarePantsSpongeBobSquarePants SpongeBob SquarePants]] in the hopes we can tie up their plots!

* "[[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS4E7WhaleOfABirthdayKarateIsland Karate Island]]": [[OldMaster "Master" Udon]] ostensibly offers to crown [=SpongeBob=] "King of Karate" as a ploy to rope him into his real estate scheme. Luring [=SpongeBob=] to the fabricated Karate Island, Udon plays to his ego even as Sandy casts doubt upon his words. When she attempts to free [=SpongeBob=] from signing Udon's contract, he deploys a series of his minions against her, traps her in a cage and engages her in a karate match himself when she breaks free, before recovering from seeming defeat to scam Squidward as his next mark with the allure of being named "King of Clarinets".

* "[[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS12E7TheKrustyBucketSquidsOnABus The Krusty Bucket]]": [[TheStarscream PlanKrab]] is Plankton's creation made of [[FusionDance his own and Mr. Krabs' DNA]]. Created to steal the Krabby Patty formula for his master, [=PlanKrab=] instead uses his persuasive handshakes to take over both the Krusty Krab and Chum Bucket, becoming a [[BenevolentBoss beloved boss to [=SpongeBob=] and Squidward]] and insanely successful restauranteur while the threat he poses forces Plankton and Krabs to [[EnemyMine team up against him]]. Outwitting the two at every turn, it's only by witnessing the two fighting happening to trigger a split in his DNA that [=PlanKrab=] is finally beaten and even as the two halves melt by shaking hands they [[GoOutWithASmile smile in bliss]] at its soothing power.

* ''[[WesternAnimation/TheSpongeBobMovieSpongeOutOfWater Sponge Out of Water]]'': [[APirate400YearsTooLate Burger Beard]] is a swashbuckling pirate with dreams of converting his ship into his very own food truck. Travelling the Seven Seas with his crew of seagulls, Burger Beard tracks down a magical book that allows anyone who writes within it to [[RewritingReality change reality to their will]]. Using the book to steal the Krabby Patty secret formula, he causes Bikini Bottom to descend into anarchy while he makes a profit selling Krabby Patties on the beach; all without anyone being the wiser. Once [=SpongeBob=] and his friends track him down, Burger Beard uses the book to banish them to Pelican Island while he continues running his restaurant in peace. When [=SpongeBob=] returns after turning his friends into superheroes, Burger Beard uses [[BadassNormal his own guile]] to keep the heroes on their toes and eventually defeat them one-by-one. Although he's eventually taken down by Plankton, Burger Beard remains [[GracefulLoser humble in defeat]] and indulges in his crew's request to sing the ''[=SpongeBob=]'' theme song.

* ''[[WesternAnimation/TheSpongeBobMovieSpongeOutOfWater Sponge Out of Water]]'': [[APirate400YearsTooLate Burger Beard]] is a swashbuckling pirate with dreams of converting his ship into his very own food truck. Travelling the seven seas with his crew of seagulls, Burger Beard tracks down a magical book that allows anyone who writes within it to [[RewritingReality change reality to their will]]. Using the book to steal the Krabby Patty secret formula, he causes Bikini Bottom to descend into anarchy while he makes a profit selling Krabby Patties on the beach; all without anyone being the wiser. Once [=SpongeBob=] and his friends track him down, Burger Beard uses the book to banish them to Pelican Island while he continues running his restaurant in peace. When [=SpongeBob=] returns after turning his friends into superheroes, Burger Beard uses [[BadassNormal his own guile]] to keep the heroes on their toes and eventually defeat them one-by-one. Although he's eventually taken down by Plankton, Burger Beard remains [[GracefulLoser humble in defeat]] and indulges in his crew's request to sing the ''[=SpongeBob=]'' theme song.

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* "[[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS12E7TheKrustyBucketSquidsOnABus The Krusty Bucket]]": [[TheStarscream [=PlanKrab=]]] is Plankton's creation made of [[FusionDance his own and Mr. Krabs' DNA]]. Created to steal the Krabby Patty formula for his master, [=PlanKrab=] instead uses his persuasive handshakes to take over both the Krusty Krab and Chum Bucket, becoming a [[BenevolentBoss beloved boss to [=SpongeBob=] and Squidward]] and insanely successful restauranteur while the threat he poses forces Plankton and Krabs to [[EnemyMine team up against him]]. Outwitting the two at every turn, it's only by witnessing the two fighting happening to trigger a split in his DNA that [=PlanKrab=] is finally beaten and even as the two halves melt by shaking hands they [[GoOutWithASmile smile in bliss]] at its soothing power.

* "[[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS12E7TheKrustyBucketSquidsOnABus The Krusty Bucket]]": [[TheStarscream [=PlanKrab=]]] is Plankton's creation made of his own and Mr. Krabs' DNA. Created to steal the Krabby Patty formula for his master, [=PlanKrab=] instead uses his persuasive handshakes to take over both the Krusty Krab and Chum Bucket, becoming a [[BenevolentBoss beloved boss to [=SpongeBob=] and Squidward]] and insanely successful restauranteur while the threat he poses forces Plankton and Krabs to [[EnemyMine team up against him]]. Outwitting the two at every turn, it's only by witnessing the two fighting happening to trigger a split in his DNA that [=PlanKrab=] is finally beaten and even as the two halves melt by shaking hands they [[GoOutWithASmile smile in bliss]] at its soothing power.

* "[[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS12E7TheKrustyBucketSquidsOnABus The Krusty Bucket]]": [=PlanKrab=] is Plankton's creation made of his own and Mr. Krabs' DNA. Created to steal the Krabby Patty formula for his master, [=PlanKrab=] instead uses his persuasive handshakes to take over both the Krusty Krab and Chum Bucket, becoming a beloved boss to [=SpongeBob=] and Squidward and insanely successful restauranteur while the threat he poses forces Plankton and Krabs to team up against him. Outwitting the two at every turn, it's only by witnessing the two fighting happening to trigger a split in his DNA that [=PlanKrab=] is finally beaten and even as the two halves melt by shaking hands they smile in bliss at its soothing power.

* ''[[VideoGame/SpongeBobsBoatingBash SpongeBob's Boating Bash]]'' (2010): Seymour Scales poses as a boating instructor as a scam for quick cash, easily tricking [=SpongeBob=] into signing up for his fake "D.R.I.V.E." course. With his natural charisma, Seymour keeps his students entertained and lures much of Bikini Bottom and all of [=SpongeBob=]'s friends into his con until Mrs. Puff becomes wary of his activities. Even when she manages to out his trickery, Seymour makes for his personal boatmobile to escape, loading it up with debris to hoist at [=SpongeBob=] when he pursues--even maintaining his amicable tone during the chase--accepting his arrest with only minor annoyance before taken to prison.

* ''[[WesternAnimation/TheSpongeBobMovieSpongeOutOfWater Sponge Out of Water]]'': [[APirate400YearsTooLate Burger Beard]] is a swashbuckling pirate with dreams of converting his ship into his very own food truck. Travelling the seven seas with his crew of seagulls, Burger Beard tracks down a magical book that allows anyone who writes within it to [[RewritingReality change reality to their will]]. Using the book to steal the Krabby Patty secret formula, he causes Bikini Bottom to descend into anarchy while he makes a profit selling Krabby Patties on the beach; all without anyone being the wiser. Once [=SpongeBob=] and his friends track him down, Burger Beard uses the book to banish them to Pelican Island while he continues running his restaurant in peace. When [=SpongeBob=] returns after turning his friends into superheroes, Burger Beard uses [[BadassNormal his own guile]] to keep the heroes on their toes and eventually defeat them one-by-one. Although he's eventually taken down by Plankton, Burger Beard remains [[GracefulLoser humble in defeat]] and indulges in his crew's request to sing the ''[=SpongeBob=]'' theme song. Ever-resourceful, Burger Beard is one of the craftiest villains to ever make their way to Bikini Bottom.

* ''[[WesternAnimation/TheSpongeBobMovieSpongeOutOfWater Sponge Out of Water]]'': [[APirate400YearsTooLate Burger Beard]] is a swashbuckling pirate with dreams of converting his ship into his very own food truck. Travelling the seven seas with his crew of seagulls, Burger Beard tracks down a magical book that allows anyone who writes within it to [[RewritingReality change reality to their will]]. Using the book to steal the Krabby Patty secret formula, he causes Bikini Bottom to descend into anarchy while he makes a profit selling Krabby Patties on the beach; all without anyone being the wiser. Once [=SpongeBob=] and his friends track him down, Burger Beard uses the book to banish them to Pelican Island while he continues running his restaurant in peace. When [=SpongeBob=] returns after turning his friends into superheroes, Burger Beard uses [[BadassNormal his own guile]] to keep the heroes on their toes and eventually defeat them one-by-one. Although he's eventually taken down by Plankton, Burger Beard remains [[GracefulLoser humble in defeat]] and indulges in his crew's request to sing the [=SpongeBob=] theme song. Ever-resourceful, Burger Beard is one of the craftiest villains to ever make their way to Bikini Bottom.

-> '''Burger Beard''': ''The story of how Bikini Bottom was brought to its knees when its beloved Krabby Patty formula was stolen by me, Burger Beard.''\\
'''Patrick''': ''How does it end?''\\
'''Burger Beard''': ''Well, let me see. It looks like, um, Burger Beard becomes the richest food truck proprietor in all of the land.''\\
'''[=SpongeBob=]''': ''But how did you steal the formula?''\\
'''Burger Beard''': ''That was easy. I simply rewrote the story and... [holds the formula in his hand] Poof''!

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSpongeBobMovieSpongeOutOfWater''

* "[[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS12E7TheKrustyBucketSquidsOnABus The Krusty Bucket]]": [=PlanKrab=] (43)

* ''[[VideoGame/SpongeBobsBoatingBash SpongeBob's Boating Bash]]'' (2010): Seymour (43)

* ''[[VideoGame/SpongeBobsBoatingBash SpongeBob's Boating Bash]]'': Seymour (43)

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