History LetsPlay / Battlefailed

17th Nov '16 9:14:45 AM dlchen145
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* {{Badass}}: Urist the Blue, who [[spoiler: took a savage beating beneath the hooves of skeletal horses, a distraction that bought time and safety for the other dwarves.]]
** From Failcannon, there was Gizogin. His first action upon entering the fortress was to [[spoiler:grab a crossbow and [[TooDumbToLive charge into a room full of Forgotten Beasts]], where he fired upon them until he ran out of ammo]]. He ended up as [[spoiler:the last survivor of Failcannon, only going down after wiping out more than his share of kobolds]]. Note that this was ''after'' he [[spoiler:stripped off all his armor and threw down his weapon. He beat the kobolds to death with his bare hands, while naked]].
** In Hellcannon, Deathsword followed Urist's example in Battlefailed and [[spoiler:endured a long beating from a band of skeletal elks and skeletal muskoxen , until dying of blood loss, despite the fact that the undead animals can perform aimed attacks now.]]
*** Simultaneously, Gamemaster, sans left leg, with a wooden sword, vs. a skeletal ogre. Gamemaster won [[spoiler:by rolling around on the ground to avoid its attacks and whacking away at it until it fell to pieces]].
*** From the reclaim of the original Battlefailed, we have Stukos the marksdwarf along with his marksdwarf squad. They prevented the rebuilt Failcannon, part of which was converted into a military base, from being tested against a goblin siege by killing each and every one of them before the cannon could be fired. On the intelligence front, there's also the fortress' leader, Kikrost Duralkosoth who, unlike the previous leaders of Battlefailed, manages to keep his fortress, if not thriving, surviving, despite the fact that its situated in the middle of a DeathWorld.
*** Out of the marksdwarves, special credit goes to Olin Dorentost, who, having been issued neither a crossbow nor ammunition, was forced to take on a [[EldritchAbomination forgotten beast]] in a fistfight - and ''[[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu won]]''.
*** Back in Hellcannon, Kar Puwuncobi, [[GratuitousEnglish El Glorioso Presidente]], beheaded a forgotten beast without any previous combat experience and without taking any damage. He also [[GoodBadBugs died 41 times in a row]], and is still kicking ass.
3rd Jul '16 1:54:56 PM Discar
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* EldritchAbomination: An occupational hazard at Battlefailed. [[spoiler: Everyone in the fort was [[KillEmAll eventually killed]] by a colossal mutant fly known as [[OutsideContextVillain Stuzang.]]]]

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* EldritchAbomination: An occupational hazard at Battlefailed. [[spoiler: Everyone in the fort was [[KillEmAll eventually killed]] by a colossal mutant fly known as [[OutsideContextVillain [[OutsideContextProblem Stuzang.]]]]
3rd Oct '15 4:47:15 PM Malady
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*** From the reclaim of the original battlefailed, we have Stukos the marksdawrf along with his marksdwarf squad. They prevented the rebuilt failcannon, part of which was converted into a military base, from being tested against a goblin siege by killing each and every one of them before the cannon could be fired. On the intelligence front, there's also the fortress' leader, Kikrost Duralkosoth who, unlike the previous leaders of battlefailed, manages to keep his fortress, if not thriving, surviving, despite the fact that its situated in the middle of a DeathWorld.

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*** From the reclaim of the original battlefailed, Battlefailed, we have Stukos the marksdawrf marksdwarf along with his marksdwarf squad. They prevented the rebuilt failcannon, Failcannon, part of which was converted into a military base, from being tested against a goblin siege by killing each and every one of them before the cannon could be fired. On the intelligence front, there's also the fortress' leader, Kikrost Duralkosoth who, unlike the previous leaders of battlefailed, Battlefailed, manages to keep his fortress, if not thriving, surviving, despite the fact that its situated in the middle of a DeathWorld.
3rd Oct '15 4:45:43 PM Malady
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*** Simultaneously, Gamemaster, sans left leg, with a wooden sword, vs. a skeletal ogre. Gamemaster won[[spoiler:by rolling around on the ground to avoid its attacks and whacking away at it until it fell to pieces]].

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*** Simultaneously, Gamemaster, sans left leg, with a wooden sword, vs. a skeletal ogre. Gamemaster won[[spoiler:by won [[spoiler:by rolling around on the ground to avoid its attacks and whacking away at it until it fell to pieces]].
27th Jul '14 9:46:11 PM Evondral
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You can grab the most current archive [[https://dl.dropbox.com/u/18216514/BATTLEFAILED.pdf]].

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You can grab the most current archive [[https://dl.dropbox.com/u/18216514/BATTLEFAILED.pdf]].
pdf here]].
27th Jul '14 9:44:40 PM Evondral
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You can grab the most current archive [[https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/18216514/BATTLEFAILED.pdf here]].

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You can grab the most current archive [[https://dl.dropboxusercontent.dropbox.com/u/18216514/BATTLEFAILED.pdf here]].
pdf]].
27th Jul '14 9:30:46 PM Evondral
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You can grab the most current archive [[http://dl.dropbox.com/u/55435372/BATTLEFAILED.doc here]].

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You can grab the most current archive [[http://dl.dropbox.com/u/55435372/BATTLEFAILED.doc [[https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/18216514/BATTLEFAILED.pdf here]].
7th Jun '14 12:56:20 PM StFan
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* MesACrowd: Everyone turning into TheMaster in Hellcannon. [[Recap/DoctorWhoNSS4E17E18TheEndOfTime We see what you did there.]]

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* MesACrowd: Everyone turning into TheMaster in Hellcannon. [[Recap/DoctorWhoNSS4E17E18TheEndOfTime [[Recap/DoctorWhoS30E17E18TheEndOfTime We see what you did there.]]
14th Jan '14 8:00:25 AM Dinjoralo
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* InstantAIJustAddWater: Joked with. When a player using Linux couldn't open the save for [=HorrorFailed=] on his turn, everyone joked that the save file had become sentient, hated Linux and wondered what they could do with it.[[note]] It was actually because of how Linux makes distinctions between a file using capital or lowercase letters when other OS's don't.[[/note]]
12th Nov '13 9:04:10 PM Galle
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**** Out of the marksdwarves, special credit goes to Olin Dorentost, who, having been issued neither a crossbow nor ammunition, was forced to take on a [[EldritchAbomination forgotten beast]] in a fistfight - and ''[[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu won]]''.
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