History LetsPlay / Battlefailed

3rd Oct '15 4:47:15 PM Malady
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*** From the reclaim of the original battlefailed, we have Stukos the marksdawrf along with his marksdwarf squad. They prevented the rebuilt failcannon, part of which was converted into a military base, from being tested against a goblin siege by killing each and every one of them before the cannon could be fired. On the intelligence front, there's also the fortress' leader, Kikrost Duralkosoth who, unlike the previous leaders of battlefailed, manages to keep his fortress, if not thriving, surviving, despite the fact that its situated in the middle of a DeathWorld.

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*** From the reclaim of the original battlefailed, Battlefailed, we have Stukos the marksdawrf marksdwarf along with his marksdwarf squad. They prevented the rebuilt failcannon, Failcannon, part of which was converted into a military base, from being tested against a goblin siege by killing each and every one of them before the cannon could be fired. On the intelligence front, there's also the fortress' leader, Kikrost Duralkosoth who, unlike the previous leaders of battlefailed, Battlefailed, manages to keep his fortress, if not thriving, surviving, despite the fact that its situated in the middle of a DeathWorld.
3rd Oct '15 4:45:43 PM Malady
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*** Simultaneously, Gamemaster, sans left leg, with a wooden sword, vs. a skeletal ogre. Gamemaster won[[spoiler:by rolling around on the ground to avoid its attacks and whacking away at it until it fell to pieces]].

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*** Simultaneously, Gamemaster, sans left leg, with a wooden sword, vs. a skeletal ogre. Gamemaster won[[spoiler:by won [[spoiler:by rolling around on the ground to avoid its attacks and whacking away at it until it fell to pieces]].
27th Jul '14 9:46:11 PM Evondral
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You can grab the most current archive [[https://dl.dropbox.com/u/18216514/BATTLEFAILED.pdf]].

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You can grab the most current archive [[https://dl.dropbox.com/u/18216514/BATTLEFAILED.pdf]].
pdf here]].
27th Jul '14 9:44:40 PM Evondral
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You can grab the most current archive [[https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/18216514/BATTLEFAILED.pdf here]].

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You can grab the most current archive [[https://dl.dropboxusercontent.dropbox.com/u/18216514/BATTLEFAILED.pdf here]].
pdf]].
27th Jul '14 9:30:46 PM Evondral
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You can grab the most current archive [[http://dl.dropbox.com/u/55435372/BATTLEFAILED.doc here]].

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You can grab the most current archive [[http://dl.dropbox.com/u/55435372/BATTLEFAILED.doc [[https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/18216514/BATTLEFAILED.pdf here]].
7th Jun '14 12:56:20 PM StFan
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* MesACrowd: Everyone turning into TheMaster in Hellcannon. [[Recap/DoctorWhoNSS4E17E18TheEndOfTime We see what you did there.]]

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* MesACrowd: Everyone turning into TheMaster in Hellcannon. [[Recap/DoctorWhoNSS4E17E18TheEndOfTime [[Recap/DoctorWhoS30E17E18TheEndOfTime We see what you did there.]]
14th Jan '14 8:00:25 AM Dinjoralo
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* InstantAIJustAddWater: Joked with. When a player using Linux couldn't open the save for [=HorrorFailed=] on his turn, everyone joked that the save file had become sentient, hated Linux and wondered what they could do with it.[[note]] It was actually because of how Linux makes distinctions between a file using capital or lowercase letters when other OS's don't.[[/note]]
12th Nov '13 9:04:10 PM Galle
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**** Out of the marksdwarves, special credit goes to Olin Dorentost, who, having been issued neither a crossbow nor ammunition, was forced to take on a [[EldritchAbomination forgotten beast]] in a fistfight - and ''[[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu won]]''.
22nd Jul '13 1:55:30 PM DriftingSkies
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* AfterActionReport: [=LordSlowpoke=]'s detailed report of Failcannon's Flooding of 529: [[hottip:*: "You see, I was busy designing the drain for the Ocean of Slime while an idea struck me. Why the hell not clean it from whatever may be floating in and feed dwarves with the most poisonous substance out there cleansed by pure dwarven engineering? Genius. Use a perpetual motion machine to clean that water? Dwarven outright. Thusly, a set of ramps, a reservoir, few sets of gears were built, and it was good. Except one part. The cleaning station was 3 z-levels below the fortification - which served as a secure entry point for the water..."]]

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* AfterActionReport: [=LordSlowpoke=]'s detailed report of Failcannon's Flooding of 529: [[hottip:*: [[note]] "You see, I was busy designing the drain for the Ocean of Slime while an idea struck me. Why the hell not clean it from whatever may be floating in and feed dwarves with the most poisonous substance out there cleansed by pure dwarven engineering? Genius. Use a perpetual motion machine to clean that water? Dwarven outright. Thusly, a set of ramps, a reservoir, few sets of gears were built, and it was good. Except one part. The cleaning station was 3 z-levels below the fortification - which served as a secure entry point for the water..."]]"[[/note]]



*** Simultaneously, Gamemaster, sans left leg, with a wooden sword, vs. a skeletal ogre. Gamemaster won[[hottip:*:by rolling around on the ground to avoid its attacks and whacking away at it until it fell to pieces]].

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*** Simultaneously, Gamemaster, sans left leg, with a wooden sword, vs. a skeletal ogre. Gamemaster won[[hottip:*:by won[[spoiler:by rolling around on the ground to avoid its attacks and whacking away at it until it fell to pieces]].



* DinerBrawl: A distinctly lethal one erupts following a forced community meeting that results in several deaths and over a dozen fatal injuries, leaving [=Seth Creiyd=] [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone thinking he'd made a mistake.]] [[hottip:*: It also got his dwarf killed.]]

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* DinerBrawl: A distinctly lethal one erupts following a forced community meeting that results in several deaths and over a dozen fatal injuries, leaving [=Seth Creiyd=] [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone thinking he'd made a mistake.]] [[hottip:*: It [[note]]It also got his dwarf killed.]][[/note]]



* GeniusLoci: [[spoiler: Hellcannon itself [[http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=96005.msg2823219#msg2823219 became]] [[http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=96005.msg2824998#msg2824998 this]] after the last dwarf was killed; for some reason, the fortress didn't fall,[[hottip:*: despite having [[http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=96005.msg2821771#msg2821771 zero population remaining]] ]] [[spoiler: and the players just [[ThrowItIn ran with it.]] ]]

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* GeniusLoci: [[spoiler: Hellcannon itself [[http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=96005.msg2823219#msg2823219 became]] [[http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=96005.msg2824998#msg2824998 this]] after the last dwarf was killed; for some reason, the fortress didn't fall,[[hottip:*: fall,[[note]] despite having [[http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=96005.msg2821771#msg2821771 zero population remaining]] ]] [[/note]] [[spoiler: and the players just [[ThrowItIn ran with it.]] ]]
30th Jun '13 5:25:58 PM Quanyails
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** The fortress Failcannon was named after the device above. Its doomsday mechanism 'Faillever' was possibly the most pointless one ever, being built for the sole purpose of providing a suicide switch for the unholy abommination that is Failcannon. Rigged up to destroy all coffins and gravemarkers it was planned to release an enormous army of murderous ghosts to kill all living things. [[spoiler:While its use flooded part of the fortress and allowed an army of EldritchAbominations to enter, Failcannon proved to be unkillable.]]

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** The fortress Failcannon was named after the device above. Its doomsday mechanism 'Faillever' was possibly the most pointless one ever, being built for the sole purpose of providing a suicide switch for the unholy abommination abomination that is Failcannon. Rigged up to destroy all coffins and gravemarkers it was planned to release an enormous army of murderous ghosts to kill all living things. [[spoiler:While its use flooded part of the fortress and allowed an army of EldritchAbominations {{Eldritch Abomination}}s to enter, Failcannon proved to be unkillable.]]
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