History JustForFun / GrandUnifiedTimelineToThe30thMillennium

* Approximate date that Octarians steal the Great Zapfish for the second time; Callie Calamari disappears around the same time. With Craig Cuttlefish and Agent 3 absent on other matters, it falls to a heroic Inkling, known only as Agent 4, to recover the Zapfish with the aid of Marie Calamari and Sheldon Shellendorf. (''VideoGame/Splatoon2''). Meanwhile, Craig Cuttlefish and Agent 3 are trapped in the Deep Sea Metro; they join forces with an amnesiac Octoling, known only as Agent 8, to escape to the surface with the aid of Marina Ida and Pearl, and along the way uncover dangerous lost human techology. (''Octo Expansion'')

* Bill Rizer awakened from cryogenic sleep and teamed with the space samurai Jaguar to battle the Neo Contra. (''[[{{VideoGame/Contra}} Neo Contra]]'')

* In the museum of the radio personality The Night Owl, four park groundskeepers are unfrozen. They travel back in time to prevent The Night Owl from freezing them during a radio contest. (''WesternAnimation/RegularShow'')

* A minor incident occurs on planet Margrave when a car is eaten by a large bird-creature, the last occurrence worthy of telling a story about in Literature/KnownSpace. The passenger is unharmed. Mankind and the species it is involved with live in perfect incredibly-dull-to-read-about peace harmony thanks to mankind's new [[PlanetOfHats hat]], being [[BornLucky incredibly lucky]]. ("Literature/SafeAtAnySpeed")

[[folder: 10th to 15th Millennia]]

[[folder: 16th - 30th Millennia]]

* D hunts vampires. (''LightNovel/VampireHunterD'')

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* A cataclysm known as the "Day of Rage" merges multiple realms of existence, turning Earth into a chaotic wasteland. (''VideoGame/MimesisOnline'')

* The interplanetary Space Olympics events goes horrifically wrong as the food funding is insufficient, all the oxygen runs out and the event locale is overrun by alien hordes, alongside many other problems. (''Music/TheLonelyIsland'', 'Space Olympics')

* Approximate date that Octarians steal the Great Zapfish for the second time; Callie Calamari disappears around the same time. With Craig Cuttlefish and Agent 3 absent on other matters, it falls to a heroic Inkling, known only as Agent 4, to recover the Zapfish with the aid of Marie Calamari and Sheldon Shellendorf. (''VideoGame/{{Splatoon 2}}''). Meanwhile, Craig Cuttlefish and Agent 3 are trapped in the Deep Sea Metro; they join forces with an amnesiac Octoling, known only as Agent 8, to escape to the surface with the aid of Marina Ida and Pearl, and along the way uncover dangerous lost human techology. (''Octo Expansion'')

* By this time, Craig Cuttlefish has retired from active duty, and the former Agent 3 has been promoted to captain of the New Squidbeak Splatoon. When mysterious hairy goo appears all over the Splatlands, the name Agent 3 is reassigned to a new hero, who investigates the mystery alongside their Salmonid buddy. (''VideoGame/{{Splatoon 3}}'').

* In an alternate future, the era of the Comicbook/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy. (Creator/MarvelComics)

* Birth of Halo Jones in the Hoop. (''Comicbook/TheBalladOfHaloJones'')

* Birth of Lux Roth Chop. (''Comicbook/TheBalladOfHaloJones'')

* When her friend Brinna is murdered, Halo Jones gets a job as a hostess on the ''Clara Pandy'', beginning her travels across the galaxy. During her time here, she meets Toy Molto. Steersmans' Lodge halts export of water from Earth. (''Comicbook/TheBalladOfHaloJones'')

* Halo Jones dances with Lux Roth Chop shortly before the ''Clara Pandy'' lands on Charlemagne. (''Comicbook/TheBalladOfHaloJones'')

* Halo Jones and Toy Molto part company. Halo drifts across the galaxy, constantly underemployed. (''Comicbook/TheBalladOfHaloJones'')

* Red Wednesday Massacre. Most of the Different Drummers are killed. Halo Jones works in a livefood bar on Proxima IV at this time. (''Comicbook/TheBalladOfHaloJones'')

* Halo Jones works as a logger on Vescue for three days before quitting in despair. (''Comicbook/TheBalladOfHaloJones'')

* Halo Jones is questioned by Sirian authorities regarding iceberg smuggling. (''Comicbook/TheBalladOfHaloJones'')

* Halo Jones works as a babyfarmer on Skinner's World. (''Comicbook/TheBalladOfHaloJones'')

* Halo Jones, under the name H. Olsun, is arrested for vagrancy on Popotoplec. (''Comicbook/TheBalladOfHaloJones'')

* Halo Jones winds up on Pwuc. Toy Molto, now an officer in Earth's armed forces, recruits her into the navy, and the two fight for Earth in the Tarantulan Uprising. Within a year, Toy is killed on Lobis Loyo. (''Comicbook/TheBalladOfHaloJones'')

* Era of the Tru-Male Empire. (''Comicbook/TheBalladOfHaloJones'')

* [[Comicbook/GreenLantern Hal Jordan]] is occasionally brought to this period and given the false persona of "Pol Manning" to battle threats to the Solar System. (Creator/DCComics)

* IJ Brunhauer begins researching Halo Jones. (''Comicbook/TheBalladOfHaloJones'')

* IJ Brunhauer completes his magnum opus, ''The Ballad of Halo Jones.'' (''Comicbook/TheBalladOfHaloJones'')

* Approximate date of the Great Turf War. Their homes threatened by further rising sea levels, the Octarians launch an attack on Inkling land. The disciplined and industrious Octarians gain early victories, but a carelessly-unplugged power chord disables their war machines, allowing the First Squidbeak Splatoon, led by Craig Cuttlefish, to counter-attack and ultimately win the war. Ocatarians are pushed back to a network of underground caves. (''Videogame/{{Splatoon}}'')

* Approximate date that Octarians steal the Great Zapfish from Inkopolis. A heroic Inkling, known only as Agent 3, manages to recover it with the aid of Callie and Marie Calamari. In the aftermath, Octolings begin immigrating to Inkopolis. (''Videogame/{{Splatoon}}'')

* Approximate date that Octarians steal the Great Zapfish for the second time; Callie Calamari disappears around the same time. With Craig Cuttlefish and Agent 3 absent on other matters, it falls to a heroic Inkling, known only as Agent 4, to recover the Zapfish with the aid of Marie Calamari and Sheldon Shellendorf. (''Videogame/{{Splatoon 2}}''). Meanwhile, Craig Cuttlefish and Agent 3 are trapped in the Deep Sea Metro; they join forces with an amnesiac Octoling, known only as Agent 8, to escape to the surface with the aid of Marina Ida and Pearl, and along the way uncover dangerous lost human techology. (''Octo Expansion'')

* By this time, Craig Cuttlefish has retired from active duty, and the former Agent 3 has been promoted to captain of the New Squidbeak Splatoon. When mysterious hairy goo appears all over the Splatlands, the name Agent 3 is reassigned to a new hero, who investigates the mystery alongside their Salmonid buddy. (''Videogame/{{Splatoon 3}}'').

* Approximate date of the Great Turf War. Their homes threatened by further rising sea levels, the Octarians launch an attack on Inkling land. The disciplined and industrious Octarians gain early victories, but a carelessly-unplugged power chord disables their war machines, allowing the Inklings to counter-attack and ultimately win the war. Ocatarians are pushed back to a network of underground caves. (''Videogame/{{Splatoon}}'')

GrandUnifiedTimeline events from 3001 C.E. through 30,000 C.E.

* Blade of Eternity disappears into the Warp. (''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}'')

* Start of the Dark Age of Technology. Colonisation of the solar system begins in earnest. (''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}'')

* July 2: Ten establishes a quantum commnication link with Nine, and they, along with Juice, watch some football. (''WebOriginal/SeventeenThousandSevenHundredSeventySix'')

* January 1: Start of the Bowl Game. (''[[WebOriginal/SeventeenThousandSevenHundredSeventySix 20020]]'')

* Humanity invents Warp drive and first encounters xenos. Psykers first appear among humans. (''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}'')

* After training and accumulating out-of-bounds time for 1500 years, Manuel Baez and Nick Navarro succeed in crossing the five miles from the San Diego State field to the Boise State field. (''[[WebOriginal/SeventeenThousandSevenHundredSeventySix 20020]]'')

* October: Ten and Nine wake from hibernation just in time to catch Nick and Manny stealing nine balls from Georgia Tech in the Bowl Game. (''[[WebOriginal/SeventeenThousandSevenHundredSeventySix 20020]]'')

* Titans invented on Terra. Humans begin remaking the galaxy in their own image. (''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}'')

* Golden Age of Mankind begins. Emergence of the Navigator gene allows Human spaceships to make longer and faster Warp Jumps, dramatically increasing the speed and range of galaxy-wide colonisation. Perfection of Standard Template Constructs. Humans become the dominant force in the Milky Way. (''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}'')

* Discovery of the Savia, Metrium, and Sodallagain systems (''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}'')

* The Dark Age of Technology ends as humanity's Iron Men [[AIIsACrapShoot rise up against them]]. Human civilisation is plunged into anarchy as Warp Storms render interstellar travel all but impossible. (''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}'')

* The Emperor of Man creates the first genetically-altered, power-armoured warriors to aid in his conquest of Terra. (''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}'')

* The Emperor creates the Primarchs, twenty demigods made from his own genetic material, only to see them scattered across the galaxy by the powers of Chaos. (''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}'')

* The Fall of the Eldar. The combined debauchery and sadism of the Eldar race creates the Chaos god Slaanesh, the Dark Prince of Excess. In an instant the heart is torn from the Eldar civilization, leaving behind a wound in reality dubbed the Eye of Terror. The shockwaves of Slaanesh's birth dispel the Warp Storms isolating Terra, allowing the Emperor to launch his Great Crusade to reunite humanity. One by one the Primarchs are rediscovered and given command of the Space Marine Legions. (''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}'')

* Approximate year that, for unknown reasons, two Space Marine Legions are stricken from all records. Ultramarines experience a suspicious bump in numbers at this time. (''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}'')

* Founding of the Free Planets Alliance. (SE 527, IC 218) (''Anime/LegendOfGalacticHeroes'')

* Beginning of the first Alliance-Imperial War. (SE 640, IC 331) (''Anime/LegendOfGalacticHeroes'')

* Reinhard von Lohengramm and Yang Wen-li, famed commanders from the Galactic Empire and the Free Planets Alliance respectively, encountered each other for the first time during the Fourth Battle of Tiamat. (SE 795, IC 486) (''Anime/LegendOfGalacticHeroes'')

* Rudolf von Goldenbaum converts the Galactic Federation into the Galactic Empire, restarting the calendar in the process. (SE 310, IC 1) (''Anime/LegendOfGalacticHeroes'')

* Ulysses destroys the Giant Cyclops while rescuing his son, Telemachus, and Zatrian siblings Numinor and Yumi from the cult which plan to sacrifice them. This incurs the wrath of the Gods of Olympus, who sentence Ulysses to "travel among unknown stars", with everyone on board his spaceship except himself, Telemachus, Yumi and a robot named Nono placed in suspended animation. [[note]]In one episode, Ulysses has to reset the clock which regulates time in the Universe and asks his ship's onboard computer precisely when they entered the zone where the Clock is located. The answer given ("31st Century, 6808th day") is consistent with the year being 3018 or 3019, depending on whether you believe the 31st Century starts in 3000 or 3001.[[/note]] (''Anime/{{Ulysses 31}}'')

* Ulysses destroys the Giant Cyclops while rescuing his son, Telemachus, and Zatrian siblings Numinor and Yumi from the cult which plan to sacrifice them. This incurs the wrath of the Gods of Olympus, who sentence Ulysses to "travel among unknown stars", with everyone on board his spaceship except himself, Telemachus, Yumi and a robot named Nono placed in suspended animation. [[note]]In one episode, Ulysses has to reset the Great Universal Clock and asks his ship's onboard computer precisely when they entered the zone where the Clock is located. The answer given is consistent with the year being 3018 or 3019, depending on whether you believe the 31st Century starts in 3000 or 3001.[[/note]] (''Anime/{{Ulysses 31}}'')

* Ulysses blinds a cyclops. As punishment, Zeus puts his entire crew into deep sleep and erases the location of Earth from the ship's databanks, forcing Ulysses to wander the galaxy in search of home. (''Anime/{{Ulysses 31}}'')

* Detective Elijah Baley, N.Y.P.D, is assigned to assist R. Daneel Olivaw, a humaniform robot, in investigating the murder of Olivaw's creator. ([[Creator/IsaacAsimov Isaac Asimov's Robot Novels]])

* Elijah Baley and his robot partner R. Daneel Olivaw investigate their first case together: the murder of Dr. Roj Sarton, a Spacetown ambassador to 'the City' (formerly New York).[[labelnote:justification]]According to Baley, New York had been around for over 3000 years, and he met his wife for the first time 19 years before the events of the story in '02. Taking the date of 1664 for the foundation of the city with that name (renamed from New Amsterdam), '02 must refer to 4702, and the story takes place in 4721.[[/labelnote]] (''Literature/TheCavesOfSteel'') [[