History ImprobableWeaponUser / Comicbooks

** This series focuses on food, so it naturally has tons of food-related weapons. There are original users of abovemetioned chocolate and jello sculpting abilities, but there also people, who use [[WhipItGood noodles]], giant bottles of champagne, exploding nuclear clams, tanks made out of bubble gum, golems made out of mashed potatoes - the list goes on.

* Among villains, SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker has killed with acid-squirting flowers, super-juiced joybuzzers, {{BANG Flag Gun}}s where the flag is also a deadly spear, and many others.

** ''Pumpkin Bombs''

** A crossbow-taser was a favorite of Night Thrasher's step brother Bandit. Even more weird in that his own body generated the electricity for it.

* Franchise/{{Blade}}'s Wordsword. Instead of using spell books how they were intended, Blade tore out their pages and ''paper mached'' himself a sword out of them. In his own words: "Great against demons, not so great in the rain."
** Though it's somewhat understandable, the last time he tried to cast a spell he got possessed.

* [[ComicBook/ThePunisher It's a gun, Frank.]] [[http://aboutheroes.com/meta/images/punisher_war_journal_12/Punisher%20Page2%2000000.jpg A gun that shoots swords]]

* ComicBook/IronMan's repulser blasts are based on technology used for flight stability.
** That is only from the [[TheMovie movie continuity]] in comics it's just lasers. PEW PEW PEW.

* ComicBook/XMen's Colossus has been known to use the Fastball Special, which is throwing a most unusual thrown weapon: Wolverine. He's not the only strongman in Marvel to have a teammate who occasionally acts as a thrown weapon.

** Main character's daughter is an interesting example. She uses guns and swords... that she makes out of chocolate. She has ability to sculpt chocolate with such accuracy, that the chocolate carving has all properties of the real object. Once she used it to defeat armed terrorists with a contents of a vending machine. Later she gained ability to sculpt jello in a similar fashion and carve tortilla into sharp objects.

** This series focuses on food, so it naturally has tons of food-related weapons. There are original users of abovemetioned chocolate and jello sculpting abilities, but on top of that there are [[WhipItGood noodles]], giant bottles of champagne, exploding nuclear clams, tanks made out of bubble gum, golems made out of mashed potatoes - the list goes on.

** Main character's daughter is an interesting example. She uses guns and swords... that she makes out of chocolate. She has ability to sculpt chocolate with such accuracy, that the chocolate carving has all properties of the real object. Once she used it to defeat armed terrorists with a contents of a vending machine. Later she gained ability to sculpt jello in a similar fashion and carve tortilla into sharp objects.

* Vampire from ''ComicBook/{{Chew}}'' uses kitchen knives. Knives are pretty common weapons, but using a butter knife to [[AnArmandaLeg slice someone's arm off isn't]]. Then he decides to use a more formidable weapon and [[HalftheManHeUsedtoBe bisects a person]] with a ''pizza cutter''. On top of that he uses chopsticks as throwing weapons. [[DeathOfaThousandCuts A lot of them.]]

* Casey Jones from ''ComicBook/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles'' does the vigilante thing carrying a golf bag full of random sporting equipment like baseball bats and his trademark hockey stick.

** At one point Daredevil charged at Bullseye directly while they were both in an empty room, figuring that taking away anything he could turn into a weapon would make it an easy fight. Bullseye responds by beating him repeatedly against the walls and floor.

* In his '90s run on ''ComicBook/{{X-Factor}}'', Peter David introduced Professor Rick Chalker, who surgically transformed himself into Number One Fan by having ''his hands replaced with giant, razor-sharp fan blades''. Ironically not the sharpest tool in the drawer, he realized too late that he was trapped in his impenetrable lab by his lack of hands, and out of frustration, slapped himself in the forehead (with gruesome results). He was brought back to life along with his relatives Vic (who electrocuted himself while testing his super exoskeleton in the rain) and Dick, but their collective ineptitude quickly killed them for good.

* ComicBook/{{X-Men}}'s Colossus has been known to use the Fastball Special, which is throwing a most unusual thrown weapon: Wolverine. He's not the only strongman in Marvel to have a teammate who occasionally acts as a thrown weapon.

* One [[MemeticMutation infamous]] villain of the ''ComicBook/{{Crossed}}'' series got the nickname "Horsecock" for a certain severed farm animal's appendage that he uses to beat his opponents to death with.

* Most SilverAge super villains had a theme centered around an improbable weapon or odd piece of technology.

* The [[NormanOsborn Green Goblin]] and his successors are known to use ''plastic ghosts'' alongside their other weapons.

* [[Franchise/{{Batman}} Penguin's]] trick umbrellas, anyone?
* [[TheSimpingDetective Jack Point]] has all sorts of clown toys rigged as weapons. Examples include an explosive red nose, a [[LandmineGoesClick whoopee cushion landmine]], a spray flower that [[HollywoodAcid sprays acid]] and clown shoes with knives inside them.

-->'''SONDHEIM''': [[LampshadeHanging "You're going to Garden Weasel me to death?"]]

* ComicBook/{{Gambit}} has the [[StuffBlowingUp useful]] ability to turn any inanimate object he touches into a bomb. He has a preference for [[DeathDealer playing cards]] but has alternatively used small change, his staff (which is at times Adamantium and thus isn't completely destroyed), poker chips, sand, credit cards, billiard balls, a bus, and in a particularly vicious example, someone's ''moustache''.

* King of the Comics' improbable weapon users is..... Badrrrrrrrrrrrr drumroll, ''Bullseye''! Starting from probable to improbable, billy clubs, javelins, sais, shuriken, broken glass shards, rocks, flash lights, dolls, apples, ''gumballs'', teeth, toothpicks, [[DeathDealer playing cards]], ''seaweed'', and to top it off.... ''A paper airplane knocked someone the fuck out''. As he said to Elektra, "You're good, but me? '''I'm magic!'''"

* Ultimate {{Hawkeye}} used straightened paper clips, to say nothing of the time he murdered several men by flicking his fingernails at them.

* In his '90s run on ''XFactor'', Peter David introduced Professor Rick Chalker, who surgically transformed himself into Number One Fan by having ''his hands replaced with giant, razor-sharp fan blades''. Ironically not the sharpest tool in the drawer, he realized too late that he was trapped in his impenetrable lab by his lack of hands, and out of frustration, slapped himself in the forehead (with gruesome results). He was brought back to life along with his relatives Vic (who electrocuted himself while testing his super exoskeleton in the rain) and Dick, but their collective ineptitude quickly killed them for good.

* {{Blade}}'s Wordsword. Instead of using spell books how they were intended, Blade tore out their pages and ''paper mached'' himself a sword out of them. In his own words: "Great against demons, not so great in the rain."

* [[ThePunisher It's a gun, Frank.]] [[http://aboutheroes.com/meta/images/punisher_war_journal_12/Punisher%20Page2%2000000.jpg A gun that shoots swords]]
* SpiderMan villain Typeface was a signsmith who used ''big letters'' as weapons.

* The protagonist of Brazilian comic ''MonicasGang'' beats up everyone with her [[GirlsLoveStuffedAnimals plush]] bunny.

* According to his [[CharacterBlog twitter]] ''JohnnyTheHomicidalManiac'' has killed someone with a cheeto.

* One ''FarSide'' comic featured the Dobie-O-Matic, a weapon that launched dobermans.

* [[{{Asterix}} Obelix]] has been known to use a ''menhir'' as a weapon.

* In a ''{{Peanuts}}'' strip, Peppermint Patty hires Snoopy to be a watchdog, and Charlie Brown suggests he bring a weapon; Snoopy says, "That's a good idea. I'll bring the most dangerous weapon known to man!" He brings a hockey stick. (When he gets to her house, she tells him to get rid of it, saying, "I could get mugged while you're in the penalty box!")
** Also, Linus has been shown using his SecurityBlanket as a [[WhipItGood bullwhip]], with enough strength to knock people out and enough accuracy to ''hit a tossed coin''. There's a good reason nobody laughs at him for that blanket...

* CrossGen comics had a few of these. "Now, give me what I want or I'll show you what ''else'' I can do with furniture."

* In a ''{{Peanuts}}'' strip, Peppermint Patty hires Snoopy to be a watchdog, and Charlie Brown suggests he bring a weapon; Snoopy says, "That's a good idea. I'll bring the most dangerous weapon known to man!" He brings a hockey stick. (When he gets to her house, she tells him to get rid of it, saying, "I could get mugged while you're in the penalty box!")

* ComicBook/{{X-Men}}'s Colossus has been known to use the Fastball Special, which is throwing a most unusual thrown weapon: Wolverine. He's not the only strongman in Marvel to have a teammate who occasionally acts as a thrown weapon.

** [[IncrediblyLamePun Holy shit]].

* The SilverSurfer's [[CoolBoard surfboard]] has a tendency to be used in this manner.

* Hush, from {{Batman}} fame, was a standard gunslinger in his original appearance, but turned evil doctor in a couple later, throwing scalpels, syringes, and having Catwoman in an iron lung.

* [[{{Batman}} Penguin's]] trick umbrellas, anyone?

* The ActionGirl version of Rapunzel from ''Rapunzel's Revenge'' ties her RapunzelHair into long braids and uses them as whips and lassos.

* Gambit has the [[StuffBlowingUp useful]] ability to turn any inanimate object he touches into a bomb. He has a preference for [[DeathDealer playing cards]] but has alternatively used small change, his staff (which is at times Adamantium and thus isn't completely destroyed), poker chips, sand, credit cards, billiard balls, a bus, and in a particularly vicious example, someone's ''moustache''.