History Heartwarming / OneThousandWaysToDie

* #1: "Ichi-Boned". A repressed Japanese couple who were so scared of having sex that they never slept together on their wedding night finally consummate their love, but they end up quietly passing away [[TogetherInDeath together]] from simultaneous heart attacks since their bodies weren't used to the effects of orgasm. The narrator said that this was such a heartbreaking (yet awesome) way to die that it was given the number one spot ([[BilingualBonus or, as it's called in Japanese, "ichiban"]]).

* Death #412: "Re-Tired". An elderly man dies of old age while enjoying his daily ritual of reminiscing about his life in the driver's seat of his Chevy truck. As he dies, his [[DeadfootLeadFoot body disengages the handbrake and the truck begins to roll forward]], [[DyingMomentOfAwesome killing a scumbag thief who was fleeing from the gas station he had just robbed.]]

* Death #412: "Re-Tired". An elderly man dies of old age while enjoying his daily ritual of reminiscing about his life in the driver's seat of his Chevy truck. As he dies, his [[DeadfootLeadFoot body disengages the handbrake and the truck begins to roll forward]], [[DyingMomentOfAwesome killing a scumbag thief who was fleeing from the gas station he had just robbed.]]

* #803: "Bomb-Bino." A man is forced to dig his own grave after being unable to pay back a debt with the mob. However, he digs up an un-exploded hand grenade in the process and it blows up in the mobsters' faces, killing them. Thankfully, the man survives thanks to the pile of dirt besides him, and he takes it as a cue to leave, grateful for the stroke of fate.

* #182: "Homie's Dead", after the revived husband scares the robber off the balcony to his death, the wife, who had thought she had failed to revive him earlier with CPR, is very relieved to see him alive and they embrace. Given how many times this show has used the HenpeckedHusband trope, and how the segment was originally portrayed as a full blown DownerEnding, its nice to see a married couple that do love each other.

* I've forgotten the number, but in "Homie's Dead", after the revived husband scares the robber off the balcony to his death, the wife, who had thought she had failed to revive him earlier with CPR, is very relieved to see him alive and they embrace. Given how many times this show has used the HenpeckedHusband trope, and how the segment was originally portrayed as a full blown DownerEnding, its nice to see a married couple that do love each other.

* #1: "Ichi-Boned". A repressed Japanese couple who were so scared of having sex that they never slept together on their wedding night finally consummate their love, but they end up quietly passing away from heart attacks since their bodies weren't used to the effects of orgasm. The narrator said that this was such a heartbreaking (yet awesome) way to die that it was given the number one spot ([[BilingualBonus or, as it's called in Japanese, "ichiban"]]).

* #1: "Ichi-Boned". A repressed Japanese couple who were so scared of having sex that they never slept together on their wedding night finally consummate their love, but they end up quietly passing away from heart attacks since their bodies weren't used to the effects of orgasm. The narrator said that this was such a heartbreaking way to die that it was given the number one spot ([[BilingualBonus or, as it's called in Japanese, "ichiban"]]).

* #1000: "Premature Endings". We see several idiots admitted to an emergency room who are about to die after various bizarre and stupid accidents. Then we see a woman who calmly and obliviously walks through the madness to see her ailing father who is in hospice care. The father then passes away peacefully from natural causes, after a long and rewarding life, with his daughter holding his hand. May be the one death that actually outranks Ichi-Boned as the most sympathetic death.

-->'''Narrator:''' We get a lot of losers on this show, but a guy who turns his back on his own family? I’d like to kill 'em myself.
* #803: "Bomb-Bino." A man is forced to dig his own grave after getting in trouble with the mob. However, he digs up an un-exploded hand grenade in the process and it blows up in the mobsters' faces, killing them. Thankfully, the man survives thanks to the pile of dirt besides him, and he takes it as a cue to leave, grateful for the stroke of fate.
* #258: "Less is Mormon." The Narrator again shows his sweet side by cheering on Karen for escaping a polygamist cult and watching her would be husband, the cult leader, [[HoistByHisOwnPetard get killed by one of his own booby traps]].

* #80: "Bomb-Bino." A man is forced to dig his own grave after getting in trouble with the mob. However, he digs up an un-exploded hand grenade in the process and it blows up in the mobsters' faces, killing them. Thankfully, the man survives thanks to the pile of dirt besides him, and he takes it as a cue to leave, grateful for the stroke of fate.

** #1 and #1000-BookEnds, anyone?
* Death #412: "Re-Tired". An elderly man dies of old age while enjoying his daily ritual of reminiscing about his life in the driver's seat of his Chevy truck. As he dies, his [[DeadfootLeadFoot body disengages the handbrake and the truck begins to roll forward]], [[DyingMomentOfAwesome killing a scumbag thief who was preparing to burgle the man's house.]]

-->'''Narrator:''' We get a lot of losers on this show, but a guy who turns his back on his own family? I could kill 'em myself.

-->'''Narrator:''' We get a lot of losers on this show, but a guy who turns his back on his own family? I'd like to kill him myself.

* #1: "Ichi-Boned". A repressed Japanese couple who were so scared of having sex that they never slept together on their wedding night finally consummate their love, but they end up quietly passing away from heart attacks since their bodies weren't used to the effects of an orgasm. The narrator said that this was such a heartbreaking way to die that it was given the number one spot ([[BilingualBonus or, as it's called in Japanese, "ichiban"]]).

* The Narrator has a bit of a sweet moment in #219: "Chairway to Heaven". Unlike his usual way of cynically making fun of the victim for their stupidity in the segment, who in this case happens to be a deadbeat dad, the Narrator instead shows a bit of his PapaWolf side and outright states his dislike towards him.

* The Narrator has a bit of a sweet moment in #219: "Chairway to Heaven". Unlike his usual way of making fun of the victim in the segment, who in this case happens to be a deadbeat dad, the Narrator instead shows a bit of his PapaWolf side and outright states his dislike towards him.

* #1: "Ichi-Boned". A repressed Japanese couple who were so scared of having sex that they never slept together on their wedding night finally consummate their love, but they end up dying from heart attacks since their bodies weren't used to the effects of an orgasm. The narrator said that this was such a heartbreaking way to die that it was given the number one spot ([[BilingualBonus or, as it's called in Japanese, "ichiban"]]).

* #1000: "Premature Endings". We see several idiots admitted to an emergency room who are about to die after various bizarre and stupid accidents. Then we see a woman who calmly and obliviously walks through the madness to see her ailing father who is in hospital care. The father then passes away peacefully from natural causes, after a long and rewarding life, with his daughter holding his hand. May be the one death that actually outranks Ichi-Boned as the most sympathetic death.

* #1000: "Premature Endings". We see several idiots admitted to an emergency room who are about to die after various bizarre and stupid accidents. Then we see a woman who calmly and obliviously walks through the madness to see her ailing father who is in hospice care. The father then passes away peacefully from natural causes, after a long and rewarding life, with his daughter holding his hand. May be the one death that actually outranks Ichi-Boned as the most sympathetic death.

* #1: "Ichi-Boned". A repressed Japanese couple who were so scared of having sex that they never slept together on their wedding night finally consummate their love, but they end up dying from heart attacks since their bodies weren't used to the effects of an orgasm. This is about as close as this show is going to get to a CMOH (at least until the #1000 death shown below). The narrator even said that this was such a heartbreaking way to die that it was given the number one spot ([[BilingualBonus or, as it's called in Japanese, "ichiban"]]).

* #1000: "Premature Endings". We see several idiots admitted to an emergency room who are about to die after various bizarre and stupid accidents. Then we see a woman who calmly and obliviously walks through the madness to see her ailing father who is in hospice care. The father then passes away peacefully from natural causes with his daughter holding his hand. May be the one death that actually outranks Ichi-Boned as the most sympathetic death.

* #1: "Ichi-Boned". A repressed Japanese couple finally consummate their love, but they end up dying because their bodies weren't able to handle the effects of an orgasm. This is about as close as this show is going to get to a CMOH. The narrator even said that this was such a heartbreaking way to die that it was given the number one spot (or, as it's called in Japanese, "ichiban").
* #1000: "Premature Endings". We see several idiots admitted to an emergency room who are about to die after various bizarre and stupid accidents. Then we see a woman who calmly and obliviously walks through the madness to see her ailing father who is in hospice care. The father then passes away peacefully with his daughter holding his hand. May be the one death that actually outranks Ichi-Boned as the most sympathetic death.

* Way To Die #1 ("Ichi-Boned," about the repressed Japanese couple who finally consummate their love, but end up dying because their bodies weren't able to handle the effects of an orgasm) is about as close as this show is going to get to a CMOH. The narrator even said that this was such a heartbreaking way to die that it was given the number one spot (or, as it's called in Japanese, "ichiban").
* Way To Die #1,000: Premature Endings. We see several idiots admitted to an emergency room who are about to die after various bizarre and stupid accidents. Then we see a woman who calmly and obliviously walks through the madness to see her ailing father who is in hospice care. The father then passes away peacefully with his daughter holding his hand. May be the one death that actually outranks Ichi-Boned as the most sympathetic death. Excuse me while I cry.

* Way To Die #1,000: Premature Endings. We see several idiots admitted to an emergency room who are about to die from various bizarre and stupid ways. Then we see a woman who calmly and obliviously walks through the madness to see her ailing father who is in hospice care. The father then passes away peacefully with his daughter holding his hand. May be the one death that actually outranks Ichi-Boned as the most sympathetic death. Excuse me while I cry.