History Heartwarming / OneThousandWaysToDie

5th Jul '16 7:54:43 AM Jackie-Chaos-Bunny
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* The Narrator has a bit of a sweet moment in #219: "Chairway to Heaven". Unlike his usual way of making fun of the victim in the segment, who in this case happens to be a deadbeat dad, the Narrator instead shows a bit of his PapaWolf side and outright states his dislike towards him.
-->'''Narrator:''' We get a lot of losers on this show, but a guy who turns his back on his own family? I'd like to kill him myself.
10th Nov '15 3:48:57 AM GojiBiscuits
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* #1: "Ichi-Boned". A repressed Japanese couple who were so scared of having sex that they never slept together on their wedding night finally consummate their love, but they end up dying from heart attacks since their bodies weren't used to the effects of an orgasm. The narrator said that this was such a heartbreaking way to die that it was given the number one spot ([[BilingualBonus or, as it's called in Japanese, "ichiban"]]).

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* #1: "Ichi-Boned". A repressed Japanese couple who were so scared of having sex that they never slept together on their wedding night finally consummate their love, but they end up dying quietly passing away from heart attacks since their bodies weren't used to the effects of an orgasm. The narrator said that this was such a heartbreaking way to die that it was given the number one spot ([[BilingualBonus or, as it's called in Japanese, "ichiban"]]).
21st Feb '13 12:46:03 AM CornCobMan
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* #1000: "Premature Endings". We see several idiots admitted to an emergency room who are about to die after various bizarre and stupid accidents. Then we see a woman who calmly and obliviously walks through the madness to see her ailing father who is in hospital care. The father then passes away peacefully from natural causes, after a long and rewarding life, with his daughter holding his hand. May be the one death that actually outranks Ichi-Boned as the most sympathetic death.

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* #1000: "Premature Endings". We see several idiots admitted to an emergency room who are about to die after various bizarre and stupid accidents. Then we see a woman who calmly and obliviously walks through the madness to see her ailing father who is in hospital hospice care. The father then passes away peacefully from natural causes, after a long and rewarding life, with his daughter holding his hand. May be the one death that actually outranks Ichi-Boned as the most sympathetic death.
29th Jan '13 2:10:16 PM 45xxx
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* #1000: "Premature Endings". We see several idiots admitted to an emergency room who are about to die after various bizarre and stupid accidents. Then we see a woman who calmly and obliviously walks through the madness to see her ailing father who is in hospice care. The father then passes away peacefully from natural causes, after a long and rewarding life, with his daughter holding his hand. May be the one death that actually outranks Ichi-Boned as the most sympathetic death.

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* #1000: "Premature Endings". We see several idiots admitted to an emergency room who are about to die after various bizarre and stupid accidents. Then we see a woman who calmly and obliviously walks through the madness to see her ailing father who is in hospice hospital care. The father then passes away peacefully from natural causes, after a long and rewarding life, with his daughter holding his hand. May be the one death that actually outranks Ichi-Boned as the most sympathetic death.
25th Jul '12 7:34:31 AM Charontine
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** #1 and #1000-BookEnds, anyone?
15th Mar '12 10:19:25 AM AMNK
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* #1: "Ichi-Boned". A repressed Japanese couple who were so scared of having sex that they never slept together on their wedding night finally consummate their love, but they end up dying from heart attacks since their bodies weren't used to the effects of an orgasm. This is about as close as this show is going to get to a CMOH (at least until the #1000 death shown below). The narrator even said that this was such a heartbreaking way to die that it was given the number one spot ([[BilingualBonus or, as it's called in Japanese, "ichiban"]]).

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* #1: "Ichi-Boned". A repressed Japanese couple who were so scared of having sex that they never slept together on their wedding night finally consummate their love, but they end up dying from heart attacks since their bodies weren't used to the effects of an orgasm. This is about as close as this show is going to get to a CMOH (at least until the #1000 death shown below). The narrator even said that this was such a heartbreaking way to die that it was given the number one spot ([[BilingualBonus or, as it's called in Japanese, "ichiban"]]).
14th Mar '12 1:06:57 PM JadeEyes1
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* #1000: "Premature Endings". We see several idiots admitted to an emergency room who are about to die after various bizarre and stupid accidents. Then we see a woman who calmly and obliviously walks through the madness to see her ailing father who is in hospice care. The father then passes away peacefully from natural causes with his daughter holding his hand. May be the one death that actually outranks Ichi-Boned as the most sympathetic death.

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* #1000: "Premature Endings". We see several idiots admitted to an emergency room who are about to die after various bizarre and stupid accidents. Then we see a woman who calmly and obliviously walks through the madness to see her ailing father who is in hospice care. The father then passes away peacefully from natural causes causes, after a long and rewarding life, with his daughter holding his hand. May be the one death that actually outranks Ichi-Boned as the most sympathetic death.
1st Mar '12 8:04:48 PM CherryDarling
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* #1: "Ichi-Boned". A repressed Japanese couple finally consummate their love, but they end up dying because their bodies weren't able to handle the effects of an orgasm. This is about as close as this show is going to get to a CMOH. The narrator even said that this was such a heartbreaking way to die that it was given the number one spot (or, as it's called in Japanese, "ichiban").
* #1000: "Premature Endings". We see several idiots admitted to an emergency room who are about to die after various bizarre and stupid accidents. Then we see a woman who calmly and obliviously walks through the madness to see her ailing father who is in hospice care. The father then passes away peacefully with his daughter holding his hand. May be the one death that actually outranks Ichi-Boned as the most sympathetic death.

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* #1: "Ichi-Boned". A repressed Japanese couple who were so scared of having sex that they never slept together on their wedding night finally consummate their love, but they end up dying because from heart attacks since their bodies weren't able used to handle the effects of an orgasm. This is about as close as this show is going to get to a CMOH. CMOH (at least until the #1000 death shown below). The narrator even said that this was such a heartbreaking way to die that it was given the number one spot (or, ([[BilingualBonus or, as it's called in Japanese, "ichiban").
"ichiban"]]).
* #1000: "Premature Endings". We see several idiots admitted to an emergency room who are about to die after various bizarre and stupid accidents. Then we see a woman who calmly and obliviously walks through the madness to see her ailing father who is in hospice care. The father then passes away peacefully from natural causes with his daughter holding his hand. May be the one death that actually outranks Ichi-Boned as the most sympathetic death.
1st Mar '12 3:44:44 AM AMNK
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* Way To Die #1 ("Ichi-Boned," about the repressed Japanese couple who finally consummate their love, but end up dying because their bodies weren't able to handle the effects of an orgasm) is about as close as this show is going to get to a CMOH. The narrator even said that this was such a heartbreaking way to die that it was given the number one spot (or, as it's called in Japanese, "ichiban").
* Way To Die #1,000: Premature Endings. We see several idiots admitted to an emergency room who are about to die after various bizarre and stupid accidents. Then we see a woman who calmly and obliviously walks through the madness to see her ailing father who is in hospice care. The father then passes away peacefully with his daughter holding his hand. May be the one death that actually outranks Ichi-Boned as the most sympathetic death. Excuse me while I cry.

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* Way To Die #1 ("Ichi-Boned," about the #1: "Ichi-Boned". A repressed Japanese couple who finally consummate their love, but they end up dying because their bodies weren't able to handle the effects of an orgasm) orgasm. This is about as close as this show is going to get to a CMOH. The narrator even said that this was such a heartbreaking way to die that it was given the number one spot (or, as it's called in Japanese, "ichiban").
* Way To Die #1,000: Premature Endings.#1000: "Premature Endings". We see several idiots admitted to an emergency room who are about to die after various bizarre and stupid accidents. Then we see a woman who calmly and obliviously walks through the madness to see her ailing father who is in hospice care. The father then passes away peacefully with his daughter holding his hand. May be the one death that actually outranks Ichi-Boned as the most sympathetic death. Excuse me while I cry.
29th Feb '12 7:52:22 PM robvandam420
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* Way To Die #1,000: Premature Endings. We see several idiots admitted to an emergency room who are about to die from various bizarre and stupid ways. Then we see a woman who calmly and obliviously walks through the madness to see her ailing father who is in hospice care. The father then passes away peacefully with his daughter holding his hand. May be the one death that actually outranks Ichi-Boned as the most sympathetic death. Excuse me while I cry.

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* Way To Die #1,000: Premature Endings. We see several idiots admitted to an emergency room who are about to die from after various bizarre and stupid ways.accidents. Then we see a woman who calmly and obliviously walks through the madness to see her ailing father who is in hospice care. The father then passes away peacefully with his daughter holding his hand. May be the one death that actually outranks Ichi-Boned as the most sympathetic death. Excuse me while I cry.
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