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3rd Dec '14 3:21:08 PM SomeRandomBastard
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** Chaos wasn't just going to kill them, he was going to destroy the world. Sending the real Light Warriors would only mean that their fate would be entirely out of their control.
28th Mar '14 9:35:54 AM LBHills
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** Well, firstly, it was even more galling to supplant BM with ''Garland'' than it would have been to take the credit herself. Secondly, when the inevitable sequel rolls around (I mean in FF terms, not in webcomic terms), the new archvillain's first move will be to vaporize the guys who saved the world from the ''previous'' archvillain. Better to have chumps take that bullet for you.

** Those idiots? They probably believed an empty cup of coffee held the essence of the Orb of Air and the scaled barista they got it from was completely legit.
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** Those idiots? They probably believed an empty cup of coffee held the essence of the Orb of Air and the scaled barista barrista they got it from was completely legit.
17th Oct '13 8:23:08 AM fakescorpion
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That question has already been asked and answered!!! A dark god is preventing BM from dying, reviving him every time he is killed to stop him from stepping foot into hell again.
* Why did Black Mage never think of just ''killing himself'' to get back into Hell?
31st Aug '13 7:48:43 AM TypoKiller
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** Correction: BM's stabbing never works ''on Fighter''. There are a few exceptions, but generally it's RuleOfFunny, RealityEnsues, or WM heals/resurrects them. BM's good at stabbing...he just can't stab people who shouldn't die [[YouCantFightFate according to the universal time stream]].
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** Correction: BM's stabbing never works ''on Fighter''. There are a few exceptions, but generally it's RuleOfFunny, RealityEnsues, or WM heals/resurrects them. BM's good at stabbing... he just can't stab people who shouldn't die [[YouCantFightFate according to the universal time stream]].
31st Aug '13 7:44:25 AM TypoKiller
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**** Are you sure about that? The last time that Thief stepped down and RM and Fighter elected Fighter the leader, BM became leader through a [[http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=030911 military coup]]. ***** That was the point. BM knows he'll have to use force on the party to keep control, and that this may lead to, say, fighter being stuck singing the spiderman song in times of great trouble. Or without the use of Thief or Red Mage's legs. And you have to admit, it seems pretty futile to expect RM to handle the healing.
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**** Are you sure about that? The last time that Thief stepped down and RM and Fighter elected Fighter the leader, BM became leader through a [[http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=030911 com/2003/09/11/episode-328-under-new-management/ military coup]]. ***** That was the point. BM knows he'll have to use force on the party to keep control, and that this may lead to, say, fighter Fighter being stuck singing the spiderman Spider-Man song in times of great trouble. Or without the use of Thief or Red Mage's legs. And you have to admit, it seems pretty futile to expect RM to handle the healing.

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**** Are you sure about that? The last time that Thief stepped down and RM and Fighter elected Fighter the leader, BM became leader through a [[http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=030911 military coup]]. ***** That was the point. BM knows he'll have * Why did Black Mage never think of just ''killing himself'' to use force on the party to keep control, and that this may lead to, say, fighter being stuck singing the spiderman song in times of great trouble. Or without the use of Thief or Red Mage's legs. And you have to admit, it seems pretty futile to expect RM to handle the healing.get back into Hell?
17th Jun '13 3:29:02 AM Shishi82
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*** All those stabwounds to the head made you forget that "amnesia dust" ''never'' works.
17th Jun '13 3:26:35 AM Shishi82
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** Sometimes he believes he's in a tabletop RPG, sometimes he believes he's in a MMORPG, sometimes he believes he's in a RTSG... heck, sometimes he even reasons like he's in a Final Fantasy game, go figure!
24th May '13 11:24:00 AM WowWeird
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**** It seems pretty unlikely that this is the case - otherwise, White Mage's angst about Black Belt would be utterly pointless, since he's a simple LIF1 away from being back in the game (even if the body was too destroyed during the Kary Incident, his stoned time-clone's body looked pretty reparable). Yeah, we see Red Mage cast it, but we're discussing ''Red Mage'' here. White Mage even spelled out that her white magic isn't identical to the Final Fantasy version during the Hurt/Onrac arc, saying that it just restores order, and that if it made things 'better' there'd be no pain or death or bad things, ever. Presumably, once someone's dead, their natural state is being dead and all the white magic in the world won't change that.
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