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* Why ''shouldn't'' you freak if your UsefulNotes/XBox ain't a payphone?

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* Why ''shouldn't'' you freak if your UsefulNotes/XBox Platform/XBox ain't a payphone?
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* ''Is'' Bruno Mars the prettiest at the store?

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* ''Is'' Bruno Mars Music/BrunoMars the prettiest at the store?
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** Given what happens [[AWildRapperAppears later in the song]], it could always be Snoop and she's just trying to hype him up.
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** Dry white toast (of any thickness) is actually not a bad choice, unless they're too sick to hold down any solids at all.[[labelnote:Fun fact]]Traditionally, you were supposed to feed a sick child ''burnt'' toast, although burnt food is now suspected to be mildly carcinogenic.[[/labelnote]]
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** One would need to know more about his exact knuckle situation to say for sure, but it could mean that he's "white knuckled" - that is to say, feeling tension and stress causing him to clutch his fists and restrict blood flow. High tension can contribute to cardiac arrest, aka heart attack, which is sometimes colloquially referred to as "your heart blowing up" and is something that a person of Bernie's age is at risk for.
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** Likely rhinestones. They're made to look like diamonds, but are made from cheaper materials and commonly used for decoration. Most likely, Jacob took a Bedazzler to his thong.
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** SleepCute

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** I do!
*** Well, then I accept you!



** You've got to be kidding me...



** No. [[PunctuatedForEmphasis This. Is. SPARTA!]]



* ''Do'' you think they should make iPhones for babies? (Cuz I do!)
* ''Do'' you trust toothpaste?

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* ''Do'' Do you think they should make iPhones for babies? (Cuz I do!)
** Well, it's certainly better than some of their other products from "Apple Product Launch." Except, of course, for the Apple Skin Twist. Who doesn't want a baby with 50% more flaps?
* ''Do'' Do you trust toothpaste?



* Why are wooorms on me?

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* Why are wooorms worms on me?me?
** WHATEVER.


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* What does the Apple Garfenafuten Tuten-Juten Exiobalexis (aka Garf Exi) do? Apparently it's stumped even the people who made it!

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* Why ''is'' it creepy to juggle in bed when God gave us hands, and God gave us balls, and God gave us beds?


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** It depends on if you trust Dr. Rat Cheek's judgment.
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** Because they weren't made outside of Germany, their place of creation, until 1981. Now it's hard to tell authentic quality ones from the shoddy cheap-o ones. Which country makes better ones is a HUGE point of contention.
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* Why ''shouldn't'' you freak if your {{Xbox}} ain't a payphone?

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* Why ''shouldn't'' you freak if your {{Xbox}} UsefulNotes/XBox ain't a payphone?
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* Who is this? And who is that chump? And what's that?
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** How could we not?
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* Does Tommy from Radical Paintball have more science than Hickory Nick?
* Hey, remember that time when Bill Clinton was President?

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** Since it'll make him fly when Kimbra's rubbing ''that'' thing, probably. Then again, juggling in bed can make people guilty so...

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** Since it'll make him fly when Kimbra's rubbing ''that'' thing, probably. Then again, juggling probably, unless he does something creepy. Speaking of which...
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in bed can make people guilty so...bed, when God gave us hands, and God gave us balls, and God gave us beds?

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** Old Viking dudes

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** Old Viking dudesdudes.


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**Since it'll make him fly when Kimbra's rubbing ''that'' thing, probably. Then again, juggling in bed can make people guilty so...
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** That depends. What's his skill set and how does it relate to Hilary's problems?

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** That depends. What's his skill set and how does it relate to Hilary's Hillary's problems?
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**That depends. What's his skill set and how does it relate to Hilary's problems?

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