* Why ''is'' Zazoom always around so many graves? (Considering Michael Bublé poisoned his dog to save a baby giraffe...)
** So he can leave his scent on them, of course.
* ''Is'' Bruno Mars the prettiest at the store?
** Do ''you'' want to tell a guy with a posse of people wearing monkey masks that he isn't the prettiest?
* Why would it ''not'' be good if Madonna married a real giant?
** Because never mind.
* Why shouldn't you ever feed a sick child thick toast?
** You never ''make'' a sick child thick toast. They can eat it, they just need to make their own.
** Also, something as dense as thick toast may not agree with a sick child. Better safe than sorry.
* Why ''shouldn't'' you freak if your {{Xbox}} ain't a payphone?
** Who buys an Xbox expecting it to be a payphone? Frankly, anyone who does deserves to be disappointed.
* Why would Madonna gobble that sardine if she had a wooden statue?
* Why is a [[EldritchAbomination dark threat in the oasis]] giving Music/MileyCyrus encouragement? And why the hell is it calling her "Shorty"?
** Considering how her career has gone, it was probably cheering on the StartOfDarkness.
* Why would TheSeventies being "gone, baby" be hard for anyone who likes gummy bears?
* Why can't long-legged women tell there's a blue-eyed Hobbit?
** Long-legged women are tall. Hobbits are short. If a long-legged woman isn't looking down, she might not notice a Hobbit standing right in front of her.
* Is [[Series/GameOfThrones Eddie]] a fan of the [[{{Franchise/Pokemon}} Pikachu]]?
** Who isn't?
* [[MST3KMantra And why doesn't Mitt Romney like twin ducks or baby ducks, or those little terriers that everybody likes,]] [[OverlyLongGag and why does that make him a loser]]?
** He doesn't ''want'' twin ducks or baby ducks. That doesn't mean he dislikes them, it might just be he doesn't see the point in personally owning one.
** If they're "little terriers that ''everybody'' likes", then obviously Mitt Romney ''does'' like them...
* Do you have an orange peanut?
* Who hides dumb tube socks?
* Who wants to see Jay-Z give a rock to a fish?
* Is this Idaho? (Because I will not limbo in Idaho.)
* ''Can'' Martin O'Malley help Hillary Clinton?
* ''Should'' Anderson get a scooter?
* What ''do'' Bernie Sanders' knuckles mean, and how does it relate to his heart being explosive?
* ''Has'' Rebecca Black brought this chicken for us to eat?
** Likely not, considering she also wants to know if she's brought this chicken for us to thaw. We've got to thaw it before we can eat it.
* How ''is'' Rebecca Black going to show that cowboy she's alive?
** Just telling him would probably work.
* ''Is'' Gotye glad he keyed that van?
* Who really thinks Gotye has a Waldo sack?
* Who ''do'' you think would win in a bear fight in the night?
** If the WMG that "Beard With Glue" is a revenge story in AnachronicOrder is true, it could be taken as a threat; i. e. Blunt is asking if you think you could survive if he were to attack you with a bear.
* Who ''is'' gonna hoard dark water for days?
* Why ''is'' it creepy to juggle in bed when God gave us hands, and God gave us balls, and God gave us beds?
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