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1	* Why ''is'' Zazoom always around so many graves? (Considering Michael Bublé poisoned his dog to save a baby giraffe...)
2	** So he can leave his scent on them, of course.
3	* ''Is'' Music/BrunoMars the prettiest at the store?
4	** Do ''you'' want to tell a guy with a posse of people wearing monkey masks that he isn't the prettiest?
5	* Why would it ''not'' be good if Madonna married a real giant?
6	** Because never mind.
7	* Why shouldn't you ever feed a sick child thick toast?
8	** You never ''make'' a sick child thick toast. They can eat it, they just need to make their own.
9	** Also, something as dense as thick toast may not agree with a sick child. Better safe than sorry.
10	** Dry white toast (of any thickness) is actually not a bad choice, unless they're too sick to hold down any solids at all.[[labelnote:Fun fact]]Traditionally, you were supposed to feed a sick child ''burnt'' toast, although burnt food is now suspected to be mildly carcinogenic.[[/labelnote]]
11	* Why ''shouldn't'' you freak if your Platform/XBox ain't a payphone?
12	** Who buys an Xbox expecting it to be a payphone? Frankly, anyone who does deserves to be disappointed.
13	* Why would Madonna gobble that sardine if she had a wooden statue?
14	* Why is a [[EldritchAbomination dark threat in the oasis]] giving Music/MileyCyrus encouragement? And why the hell is it calling her "Shorty"?
15	** Considering how her career has gone, it was probably cheering on the StartOfDarkness.
16	** Given what happens [[AWildRapperAppears later in the song]], it could always be Snoop and she's just trying to hype him up.
17	* Why would TheSeventies being "gone, baby" be hard for anyone who likes gummy bears?
18	** Because they weren't made outside of Germany, their place of creation, until 1981. Now it's hard to tell authentic quality ones from the shoddy cheap-o ones. Which country makes better ones is a HUGE point of contention.
19	* Why can't long-legged women tell there's a blue-eyed Hobbit?
20	** Long-legged women are tall. Hobbits are short. If a long-legged woman isn't looking down, she might not notice a Hobbit standing right in front of her.
21	* Is [[Series/GameOfThrones Eddie]] a fan of the [[{{Franchise/Pokemon}} Pikachu]]?
22	** Who isn't?
23	* [[MST3KMantra And why doesn't Mitt Romney like twin ducks or baby ducks, or those little terriers that everybody likes,]] [[OverlyLongGag and why does that make him a loser]]?
24	** He doesn't ''want'' twin ducks or baby ducks. That doesn't mean he dislikes them, it might just be he doesn't see the point in personally owning one.
25	** If they're "little terriers that ''everybody'' likes", then obviously Mitt Romney ''does'' like them...
26	* Do you have an orange peanut?
27	** I do!
28	*** Well, then I accept you!
29	* Who hides dumb tube socks?
30	** Old Viking dudes.
31	* Is he or is he not Joe?
32	** He's CODFISH JOE!!
33	* So... ''does'' giving someone a good time (...kissing them) cause babies to grow?
34	** You've got to be kidding me...
35	* If they're not diamonds on Jacob's thong, what are they exactly? They do decorate everything good...
36	** Likely rhinestones. They're made to look like diamonds, but are made from cheaper materials and commonly used for decoration. Most likely, Jacob took a Bedazzler to his thong.
37	* Who wants to see Jay-Z give a rock to a fish?
38	* Is this Idaho? (Because I will not limbo in Idaho.)
39	** No. [[PunctuatedForEmphasis This. Is. SPARTA!]]
40	* ''Can'' Martin O'Malley help Hillary Clinton?
41	** That depends. What's his skill set and how does it relate to Hillary's problems?
42	* ''Should'' Anderson get a scooter?
43	* What ''do'' Bernie Sanders' knuckles mean, and how does it relate to his heart being explosive?
44	** One would need to know more about his exact knuckle situation to say for sure, but it could mean that he's "white knuckled" - that is to say, feeling tension and stress causing him to clutch his fists and restrict blood flow. High tension can contribute to cardiac arrest, aka heart attack, which is sometimes colloquially referred to as "your heart blowing up" and is something that a person of Bernie's age is at risk for.
45	* ''Has'' Rebecca Black brought this chicken for us to eat?
46	** Likely not, considering she also wants to know if she's brought this chicken for us to thaw. We've got to thaw it before we can eat it.
47	* How ''is'' Rebecca Black going to show that cowboy she's alive?
48	** Just telling him would probably work.
49	* ''Is'' Gotye glad he keyed that van?
50	** Since it'll make him fly when Kimbra's rubbing ''that'' thing, probably, unless he does something creepy. Speaking of which...
51	* Why is it creepy to juggle in bed, when God gave us hands, and God gave us balls, and God gave us beds?
52	* Who really thinks Gotye has a Waldo sack?
53	* Who ''do'' you think would win in a bear fight in the night?
54	** If the WMG that "Beard With Glue" is a revenge story in AnachronicOrder is true, it could be taken as a threat; i. e. Blunt is asking if you think you could survive if he were to attack you with a bear.
55	* Who ''is'' gonna hoard dark water for days?
56	* Does Nick Minaj hate Gumby more than she hates me, or does she hate Gumby more than I do?
57	* Do you think they should make iPhones for babies? (Cuz I do!)
58	** Well, it's certainly better than some of their other products from "Apple Product Launch." Except, of course, for the Apple Skin Twist. Who doesn't want a baby with 50% more flaps?
59	* Do you trust toothpaste?
60	* Why ''are'' dormant wives adorable?
61	** SleepCute
62	* Why are worms on me?
63	** WHATEVER.
64	* Does Tommy from Radical Paintball have more science than Hickory Nick?
65	** It depends on if you trust Dr. Rat Cheek's judgment.
66	* Hey, remember that time when Bill Clinton was President?
67	** How could we not?
68	* Who is this? And who is that chump? And what's that?
69	* What does the Apple Garfenafuten Tuten-Juten Exiobalexis (aka Garf Exi) do? Apparently it's stumped even the people who made it!

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