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written for a school assignment in early 2016

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''Team Fortress 2'' hats\\
Sold them to some guy online\\
I got twenty bucks
-->-- @/{{Ian07}}

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Sorry about that.\\
-Inceptiond

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Sorry about that.that.
-->-Inceptiond

[[WMG:In-game haiku:]]

''[[AC:Killer's Kabuto]]''\\
A haiku for war.
\\
-InceptiondTo defeat one's enemies.\\
Honor the crocket.

''[[AC:Fan O'War]]''\\
Winds of Gravel Pit\\
Scout brings on his deadly fan!\\
You are marked for death

''[[AC:Concheror]]''\\
With buff, some damage\\
Dished out by nearby teammates\\
Comes back as healing

''[[AC:Half-Zatoichi]]''\\
Soldiers and Demos\\
Can duel with katanas\\
For a one-hit kill

''[[AC:Conniver's Kunai]]''\\
Start off with low health\\
Kill somebody with this knife\\
Steal all of their health

''[[AC:Samur-Eye]]''\\
One-eyed scottish drunk\\
Dons his helmet for battle\\
Blacks out, misses war

''[[AC:Dread Knot]]''\\
Crybabies cower\\
At the approach of fat man\\
With terrible hair

''[[AC:Geisha Boy]]''\\
Frog leaps into pond\\
Lotus blossoms fall to earth\\
Medic has girl's hair

''[[AC:Noh Mercy]]''\\
Chain-smoking Frenchman\\
Skulks in shadows, then attacks\\
Terrifying mask

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