History Haiku / MalcolmInTheMiddle

26th May '13 8:56:27 PM ThunderstreakMan
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Her will is ironclad

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Her will is ironclad
Look out for her fangs



Whiny egghead twit

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Whiny egghead twit
High-and-mighty ass
26th May '13 8:53:42 PM ThunderstreakMan
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Egocentric ass

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Egocentric ass
Whiny egghead twit
26th May '13 8:52:22 PM ThunderstreakMan
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He despises all

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He despises all
Egocentric ass



It's UnrequitedLove

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It's UnrequitedLove
20th May '13 10:37:36 PM ThunderstreakMan
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Piama, his hot wife\\
But so scary to argue with\\
Her will is ironclad


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Ida, salty hag\\
Now down a leg and widowed\\
Abrasive woman

Craig, so pathetic\\
A ButtMonkey; Loves Lois... But\\
It's UnrequitedLove
20th May '13 10:25:27 PM ThunderstreakMan
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Wanna go to Hell?

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Wanna go to Hell?
Her wrath knows NO bounds



Til family life hit him hard

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Til family life hit him hardhard\\
20th May '13 10:23:46 PM ThunderstreakMan
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\nHal's kind, but cause he's\\
Inept, wild, and paranoid\\
Lois wears the pants

Francis got kicked out\\
He was a tyrant at home\\
Now, he hates his mom

Reese, the delinquent\\
Hell of a mischief schemer\\
Yet a huge BookDumb

Malcolm's a genius\\
But you'll want to strangle him\\
He despises all

Dewey, once a tyke\\
Til family life hit him hard
Now the OnlySaneMan

Jaime, the fourth child\\
Parents are far too sex-crazed\\
To take precautions

DysfunctionJunction\\
Most of 'em need to be locked up\\
They're crazy as SHIT
20th May '13 9:57:07 PM ThunderstreakMan
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Don't piss off Lois\\
She's channeling Satan\\
Wanna go to Hell?


23rd Jan '11 5:27:07 AM YonTroper
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Manchild dad, mean mom
They're not the boss of them now

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Manchild dad, mean mom
mom\\
They're not the boss of them nownow\\
23rd Jan '11 5:25:25 AM YonTroper
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Manchild dad, mean mom
They're not the boss of them now
This family's screwed up.
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