History Haiku / MalcolmInTheMiddle

26th May '13 8:56:27 PM ThunderstreakMan
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Her will is ironclad
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Her will is ironclad Look out for her fangs

Whiny egghead twit
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Whiny egghead twit High-and-mighty ass
26th May '13 8:53:42 PM ThunderstreakMan
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Egocentric ass
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Egocentric ass Whiny egghead twit
26th May '13 8:52:22 PM ThunderstreakMan
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He despises all
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He despises all Egocentric ass

It's UnrequitedLove
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It's UnrequitedLove
20th May '13 10:37:36 PM ThunderstreakMan
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Piama, his hot wife\\ But so scary to argue with\\ Her will is ironclad

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Ida, salty hag\\ Now down a leg and widowed\\ Abrasive woman Craig, so pathetic\\ A ButtMonkey; Loves Lois... But\\ It's UnrequitedLove
20th May '13 10:25:27 PM ThunderstreakMan
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Wanna go to Hell?
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Wanna go to Hell? Her wrath knows NO bounds

Til family life hit him hard
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Til family life hit him hardhard\\
20th May '13 10:23:46 PM ThunderstreakMan
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\nHal's kind, but cause he's\\ Inept, wild, and paranoid\\ Lois wears the pants Francis got kicked out\\ He was a tyrant at home\\ Now, he hates his mom Reese, the delinquent\\ Hell of a mischief schemer\\ Yet a huge BookDumb Malcolm's a genius\\ But you'll want to strangle him\\ He despises all Dewey, once a tyke\\ Til family life hit him hard Now the OnlySaneMan Jaime, the fourth child\\ Parents are far too sex-crazed\\ To take precautions DysfunctionJunction\\ Most of 'em need to be locked up\\ They're crazy as SHIT
20th May '13 9:57:07 PM ThunderstreakMan
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Don't piss off Lois\\ She's channeling Satan\\ Wanna go to Hell?
23rd Jan '11 5:27:07 AM YonTroper
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Manchild dad, mean mom They're not the boss of them now
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Manchild dad, mean mom mom\\ They're not the boss of them nownow\\
23rd Jan '11 5:25:25 AM YonTroper
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Manchild dad, mean mom They're not the boss of them now This family's screwed up.
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