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1Mom's an insane shrew\
2Dad's apathetic, mean kids-\
3Dysfunction is right!
4
5Manchild dad, mean mom\
6They're not the boss of them now\
7This family's screwed up.
8
9Don't piss off Lois\
10She's channeling Satan\
11Her wrath knows NO bounds
12
13Hal's kind, but cause he's\
14Inept, wild, and paranoid\
15Lois wears the pants
16
17Francis got kicked out\
18He was a tyrant at home\
19Now, he hates his mom
20
21Piama, his hot wife\
22But so scary to argue with\
23Look out for her fangs
24
25Reese, the delinquent\
26Hell of a mischief schemer\
27Yet a huge BookDumb
28
29Malcolm's a genius\
30But you'll want to strangle him\
31High-and-mighty ass
32
33Dewey, once a tyke\
34Til family life hit him hard\
35Now the OnlySaneMan
36
37Jamie, the fifth child\
38Parents are far too sex-crazed\
39To take precautions
40
41Ida, salty hag\
42Now down a leg and widowed\
43Abrasive woman
44
45Craig, so pathetic\
46A ButtMonkey; Loves Lois... But\
47UnrequitedLove
48
49DysfunctionJunction\
50Most of 'em need to be locked up\
51They're crazy as SHIT
52
53[[ChildProdigy Kid is called clever]]\
54Yet indulges in dumb schemes\
55Genius? Yeah right
56
57SmallNameBigEgo\
58Malcolm is so arrogant\
59But not really smart
60
61[[BigScrewedUpFamily Fucked-up family]]\
62Definitely get out now\
63Seriously, run
64
65Total CrapsackWorld\
66People always so awful\

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