History GetAStupidAnswer / Music

* [[Music/OutKast What's cooler than being cool?]]
** [[Podcast/WelcomeToNightVale A basilisk.]]
* [[Music/WillWood Did I earn this stupid hat? Is now really a good time for a new tattoo?]]
* [[Music/WillWood Am I pretty enough to lie to?]]
* [[Music/WillWood Is there cheese in the great beyond?]]
* [[Music/WillWood Am I bad, am I bad, am I bad, am I really that bad?]]

** [[UsefulNotes/DisplayTechnology 3.579545 MHz.]]

* [[WesternAnimation/PeterPan "What Made the Red Man Red?"]]
** '''Racism.'''
** Indians
** [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ochre#Early_historical_period Ochre?]]
** A lack of sunscreen.
** Sunburns.
** Well he'd look awful silly if he were blue, now wouldn't he?
** I'm pretty sure Redman isn't ''actually'' red. Come on, now.
** Genetics, adaptation to ambient light conditions over several thousand years, and enough stereotyping by whitey to lump great variation together.
** Blue paint.
** Red paint, duh.
** The artists [[SymbolSwearing f@$%#d]] up during production.
** Communism
** [[LuminescentBlush Embarrassment?]]
** He was caught red-handed.
** InconsistentColoring
** [[VideoGame/OneNightAtFlumptys Drinking lava.]]
** Someone [[{{Pun}} read]] him.

** I killed my mother and father when I was 12.

** [[Theatre/SweeneyToddTheDemonBarberOfFleetStreet I am a lass who alas loves a lad\\
Who alas loves a lass in Canterbury.]]

** [[Music/{{Whitechapel}} Don't fuck up the process; it won't be much longer until you die.\\

** [[Music/{{Whitechapel}} Disgusting, I know, but that's the general idea of me.]]