History Funny / YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeriesSeasonFive

* Roland getting the words of the event wrong when announcing the next round.

'''Joey''': [[RunningGag You're a Grand Corp!]]

** At Kaiba's request, when Yugi is announced, Roland brings up that Yugi canonically has the worst win-loss ratio out of all Yu-Gi-Oh protagonists.[[note]]Well, almost. Even not counting ''SEVENS'' (which is still airing), Yugi has the second-worst; he's ahead of [[Anime/YuGiOhZEXAL Yuma]], and behind [[Anime/YuGiOhArcV Yuya]], [[Anime/YuGiOhGX Jaden]], [[Anime/YuGiOh5Ds Yusei]] & [[Anime/YuGiOhVRAINS Yusaku]].[[/note]] He even acknowledges that it's not relevant to the tournament in any way; Kaiba just thought everyone should know.

** When Yugi is called, at Kaiba's request, Roland says that Yugi canonically has the worst win-loss ratio out of all Yugioh protagonists. [[note]]This isn't ''technically'' true. Not counting ''SEVENS'' (which is still airing at the time of this episode), Yugi would be in 5th place, ahead of [[Anime/YuGiOhZEXAL Yuma]], but behind [[Anime/YuGiOhArcV Yuya]], [[Anime/YuGiOhGX Jaden]], [[Anime/YuGiOh5Ds Yusei]] and [[Anime/YuGiOhVRAINS Yusaku]] (in that order). But considering how often the show takes [[TakeThat potshots]] at ''ZEXAL'', they probably didn't count it.[[/note]] He even points out that it's not relevant; Kaiba was just being a grand prick. [[DeadpanSnarker Yami]] [[SarcasmFailure doesn't even have a retort for that]].
--->'''Yami:''' Can we move along, please?

* However it ends up changed due to Mokuba telling Seto its too long, which causes it to just become the "Kaibacorp Grand Prix", which starts RunningGag of someone saying the words "Grand Prix" (pronouncing it "Grand Pricks"), only for Joey to reply [[NoYou "You're a grand prick!"]] The reason that the tournament is pronounced Prick instead of Prix? Kaiba asked Roland to give it a name that has the Kaiba brothers written all over it. According to Mokuba, Roland insisted that [[StealthInsult it would lose something if they went with the original pronunciation.]]

'''Rebecca''': ''(quietly)'' TBH I'm surprised you even know your shapes.
** Joey then attempts to prove her wrong by naming a small amount of other shapes, against Duke's advice.

--> '''Téa''': I need more female friends! Sadly I am in Yu-Gi-Oh.

* Rebecca's dialogue for this episode is pretty much entirely stereotypical Zoomer speak who act like they're livestreaming their experience on Platform/{{Twitch}}.

'''Rebecca''': Téa doesn't understand, she's not poggers like us, right Yugi?\\
'''Yugi''': I'm not sure what any of those words are but absolutely.
* Kaiba's random hate-boner for Sherlock Holmes (apparently due to him no longer being able to purchase the rights to his likeness after he [[PublicDomainCharacter entered the public domain]]) and immediately suspecting him as the one who is attempting to hack into his tournament.

** Also his [[ShoulderTeammate monkey partner]] recommending he use the effect of Maxx "C", which is a very strong card to play in the modern game, so much that it has been banned outside of Japan.

* Kaiba's flashback to when he first met Zigfried, back when Kaiba was [[AdorablyPrecociousChild "cute as shit"]]. Zigfried earned Kaiba's ire by bragging about having [[GoodParents "parents who love him"]], whilst also impressing him with his hacking skills.
-->'''Kaiba:''' It was the worst birthday party I ever had. [[HilariouslyAbusiveChildhood It's also the only one I ever had]].
* Kemo returns briefly in Kaiba's flashback.
--> '''Kemo''': ''(whispering to Gozaburo)'' [[CharacterCatchphrase Attention duelists]]. [[MadLibsCatchphrase My hair believes that the lighting system for the building has been hacked]].
** And afterwards, Kaiba notes he can't identify the hacker again because [[MediumAwareness the flashback was monochrome]].
* Yugi breaking the fourth wall when talking to Yami.
--> '''Yami''': Joey had best watch his ass. He's not taking Zigfried nearly serious enough.\\
'''Yugi''': ''(while talking to an inexplicably taller Yami)'' Oh come on, you are not that much taller than me. [[DependingOnTheArtist Who is animating this episode?]]

* Kaiba at first notes that the {{technobabble}} the technician is spouting to him sounds like complete crap, as whatever he says will likely reflect a person who has no idea how hacking actually works. Instead, he insists the report be given to him in card game terms.

* Even Kaiba's chair gets hacked, according to him anyway.

* Roland lampshading the fact that the duels are taking place in theme park rides and not the giant arena, much to the anger of the audience. There's also the fact he very vocally makes these complaints while he fails to realize [[IsThisThingOn his mic and live feed are on]], which he immediately tries saving face afterwards, though still ends up being on the receiving end of the crowd's ire.

'''Mokuba''': Okay but if you see anything weird that ''isn't'' Yugi's hair let me know.\\

--> '''Zigfried''': I look forward to pulling random cards out of a big pile of my cards to get rid of your cards and make the numbers next to your face go [[SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud ''"blelelelelele"'' and then ''"bloop!"'']] because there are no more numbers. Not that I imagine you could count them.\\
'''Joey''': I know plenty of numbers, man! 2... 14... [[TheDitz Kunai with Chain]].

--> '''Tristan''': Joey, calm down! I can feel your nipples right through your jacket you're so tense!\\

'''Yugi''': Pharaoh, can you please let my have my thing?

'''Yugi''': He is ''not'' beating those Pegasus ripoff allegations.

-->'''Technician''': Oh, uh, the uh, we have attacked the virus's life points directly and it is currently unable to fight back because we activated Swords of Revealing Light.\\

--> '''Kaiba''': Hang on, you hear that? ''(swivels)'' there's a squeak. Roland I don't know how, but they hacked my chair. Get the antivirus.\\

* Joey's monster Sasuke Samurai (Which Joey mispronounces as Suzuki Samurai) essentially being Sasuke from Littlekuriboh's [[WebVideo/NarutoTheAbridgedComedyFandubSpoofSeriesShow version of Naruto Abridged]].

--> '''Yami''': Joey's come a long way as a duelist. [[TemptingFate It would be a shame to see him fail now.]]\\
'''Yugi''': Yeah. So long as Joey doesn't fall back on all his old strategies like rolling dice and using nothing but monsters, he'll be just-\\

'''Yugi''': [[InnocentInnuendo Oh I'm so glad you said "screen".]]

* Sure, Kaiba admitting that Joey is a decent duelist is something he isn't willing to accept.

'''Kaiba''': [[SincerityMode Oh, that's BS, man! Joey is a way better duelist than that, he deserves better]]. [[VerbalBackpedaling I mean- uh...Oh, no!]] [[BlatantLies Someone must]] [[RunningGag have hacked]] [[INeedToGoIronMyDog my brain!]]. Uh... Mokuba! Do something.\\

'''Kaiba''': Yeah... yeah. He really is. ''[beat]'' [[MoodWhiplash Never say that]] [[SitcomArchNemesis to his face, though.]]\\

* Kaiba's flashback to when he first met Ziegfried, back when Kaiba was [[AdorablyPrecociousChild "cute as shit"]]. Ziegfried earned Kaiba's ire by bragging about having [[GoodParents "parents who love him"]], whilst also impressing him with his hacking skills.

* Joey's monster Suzuki Samurai essentially being Sasuke from Littlekuriboh's [[WebVideo/NarutoTheAbridgedComedyFandubSpoofSeriesShow version of Naruto Abridged]].

'''Yugi''': Joey no! [[CharacterizationMarchesOn Think of everything you've learned since you started]]! [[SnapBack This is like you're going back to square one!]]\\

* Roland lampshading the fact that the duels are taking place in theme park rides and not the giant arena, much to the anger of the audience.
--> '''Roland''': Folks, please stop setting fire to things? It'll ruin the tournament for everyone. Especially the folks who are on fire.

--> '''Zigfried''': I look forward to pulling random cards out of a big pile of my cards to get rid of your cards and make the numbers next to your face go ''"blelelelelele"'' and then ''"bloop!"'' because there are no more numbers. Not that I imagine you could count them.\\

* Rebecca's dialogue for this episode is pretty much entirely stereotypical Zoomer speak.

--> '''Mokuba''': We think someone's trying to sabotage the entire event, so guys please let me know immediately if you see anything remotely strange no matter how trivial-\\

'''Yugi''': Pharaoh please let my have my thing?

--> '''Roland''': Now that we've successfully doused all the flames, it's time to get fired up for the next four rounds of the Kaiba Pricks Grand Corp!\\

--> '''Kaiba''': With this many screens I can watch all the Yu-Gi-Oh, and when I've watched all the Yu-Gi-Oh, I will become Yu-Gi-Oh... god I need more hobbies.
* When the duel starts, Joey bricks his first hand, an experience many Yu-Gi-Oh players would be familiar with.
--> '''Joey''': Alright Zigfried I hope you're ready, cuz Lady Luck and Joey Wheeler have been going steady since 1996! So let me just look at my opening hand here and- ''(it consists of 2 monsters he can't summon without tributes and 4 spell cards useless for this situation)'' oh [[LastSecondWordSwap ssshhhhhhhhhhh-urely]] this will work, I play one card face down and end my toin.\\

--> '''Zigfried''': ''(looking at his watch)'' ''And now that the little hand and the big hand are kissing each other on the mouth with tongue, Operation F*ck Everything Up is about to begin!''\\

--> '''Roland''': Mr. Kaiba! The hacking has caused the tournament to suck even more than it already did! What are your orders, sir?\\

--> '''Kemo''': ''(whispering to Gozaburo)'' [[CharacterCatchphrase Attention duelists. My hair]] believes that the lighting system for the building has been hacked.

'''Yugi''': Oh come on, you are not that much taller than me. Who is animating this episode?

* Kaiba insists the situation report about the hacking be given to him in card game terms.

* ''Tristan'' of all people holding the SanityBall and being the only one of the heroes to acknowledge that Joey's deck sucks and complain about everyone constantly making references.

--> '''Yami''': Joey's come a long way as a duelist. It would be a shame to see him fail now.\\

'''Joey''': Graceful Dice! Skull Dice! Whatever this Dice is! Monsters! Monsters! Nothin' but Monsters! Even more Dice somehow!\\
'''Yugi''': Joey no! Think of everything you've learned since you started! This is like you're going back to square one!\\

'''Yugi''': Oh I'm so glad you said "screen".

* ''Tristan'' of all people holding the SanityBall and being the only one of the heroes to acknowledge that Joey's deck sucks.