History Funny / YoungJustice

* Lian Harper, whose only response to the carnage around her is inappropriate laughter. Like mother, like daughter, it seems (Cheshire even says as much).

-->'''Cheshire:''' (While cuddling Lian)[[InTheBlood It's genetic.]]

** Also, virtually ''anything'' out of Bart Allen's mouth.

!!Young Justice: The Original Comics

--> '''Robin''': Okay. Now, listen Impulse. I need you to go to the DEO Compound and-
--> '''[[TheDitz Impulse]]''': Gotcha!
--> ''[Impulse zips off]''
--> '''Impulse''' (zipping back): And... um... what?

--> '''Superboy''': I don't know whether we'll be that kid's teammates - or his parents!
--> '''Robin''': Well, then I know which one you're gonna be!
--> '''Superboy''': Oh, no! It's not me! I'm not the mom! I am '''not''' the [[{{Uke}} mom]]!

!!Other
* The fan-blog "[[http://textsfromyoungjustice.tumblr.com/ TextsFromYoungJustice]] is a mashup of screencaps from the show and texts from TextsFromLastNight. You're welcome.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ag9TLocFF4 "The Flaming C"]] Basically, Creator/ConanOBrien in a ''fabulous'' uniform with a smoking oven mitt subbing for Superman. No, click the link, it exists thanks to BruceTimm and Conan. Also Conan critiqueing the heroes in the scene: "Who is this freaking magician?!"
* Fans can go on [[http://www.s8.org/gargoyles/askgreg/latest.php?PHPSESSID=6da432aa29bccdedda0cdc99cdf3a77b&qid=13972&ppp=1 this]] website to ask Greg Weisman questions about the show. Some of his responses are pretty funny.
** This Troper found this response funny
--->'''Fan''':How did Robin and Aqualad find out M'gann and Conner are dating?
--->'''Greg''': By paying attention.
** Another one
--->'''Fan''':Greg, I would like to say it was great to see Milestone characters and more Batman: The Brave and the Bold characters especially Guy Gardner. My most favourite part of that episode was the mudfight between The Team and the Injustice League.
--->'''Greg''':"Mudfight"? Poor Greg, getting Squicked by his own fans
** Greg not caring when fans accuse the characters of being gay or bisexual, simply stating that "that's (insert fan here) opinion.", or something along those lines and almost never giving a clear answer on the matter. The reason it's funny is because of how deadpaned he is in response to such questions.
** '''Greg''': You know for a "fact" that I'm not on drugs?
** There's also his deadpan responses to people asking about coloring choices, due to the fact that Greg is colorblind. The fact that multiple people have failed to catch on about it has turned it into something of a RunningGag.
** His response to one fan's question where the pentagrams on "Misplaced" came from.
---> '''Greg''': WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic.
* Jason Spisak (Kid Flash) comes off of his hit Youtube miniseries "Storytime with [[WesternAnimation/GreenLanternTheAnimatedSeries Razer]]" to bring you [[http://youtu.be/Ftf-sMzRuBY "Wally Reads the Classics."]]
** If you think about it, Romeo ''was'' a fifteen-year-old boy, so this is probably the most accurate reading of the monologue.
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=22zKq7zW_CU He's at it again]]! Only the end of this one is more [[CrowningMomentofHeartwarming adorable]] than funny.
** [[http://youtu.be/7qUo5N-SP-E Wally wants to say Happy Birthday!]]
** There is one more reading of the classics. Go to the "Tearjerker" section for that one.
* Creator/NolanNorth [[http://raining-bolts.tumblr.com/post/47127757876/oh-my will voice Superboy for food]].
* [[http://jncera.tumblr.com/post/79819690105/spitfirerantdragon-irony-rocks-spitcastle Wally! Don't be mean to Jade! Even if she is Cheshire!]]
* [[http://www.convergence-con.org/2014/06/greg-weisman-fancy-bastard-pie-competition/ The Greg Weisman Fancy Bastard Pie Competition]]. Bake a pie and if Greg Weisman judges it to be the best one, he will tell you spoilers about season three -- but ''only'' if you promise never to repeat them.

[[Schooled]]

[[AC:Denial]]
* Artemis and Kid Flash have a brief conversation as to whether the Tower of Fate is hidden by magic or "adaptive micro-optoelectronics combined with phase shifting." They're being invisibly spied on.
-->'''Klarion''': Hey, Abra Kadabra! Aren't ''you'' using adaptive micro-optoelectronics and phase shifting?
-->'''Abra Kadabra''': ...yes.
** Another part from "Denial", where the team is falling toward a pit of lava. M'gaan saves Wally by levitating him, but they're slowly descending toward the lava due to M'gaan's weakness to heat.
-->'''M'gaan:''' I'm so hot.
-->'''Wally:''' You certainly are.
-->'''Artemis:''' ''["not-the-time" tone]'' WALLY!
-->'''Wally:''' ''[defensive]'' Hey! Inches above sizzling death, I'm entitled to speak my mind!

* In "Happy New Year", ''anything'' involving Blue Beetle arguing back and forth with the scarab. Unlike ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheBraveAndTheBold'', the scarab ''doesn't'' beep when he talks, so now Jaime is going back and forth with what the others think is himself. Example:

* Season 2, "Earthlings," gives us [[BadassBookworm Adam Strange]], outfit from the comics and all. We also get to see him provide a great distraction for the Rann Science Patrol, by quoting "Literature/{{Jabberwocky}}" line-for-line. Given that Creator/GregWeisman is producing this, [[AuthorAppeal it was kind of inevitable]].

---> '''Adam Strange (exasperated sigh):''' And, we're back to charades again.

** "Less Fangirl, more Wonder Girl," between Wonder Woman and Wonder Girl

-->'''Jaime:''' Ewugghhh, ''No''.
** The fact that he essentially shoots giant blue staples to restrain people.
** The moment right after:

** Blue Beetle mangling "Appellaxian" to "[[{{Squick}} Apple-laxative]]".
** Wally remembers that it's Valentine's Day. How could he not? After all, only a jerk would forget... five years in a row.
* In "Beneath", the Scarab suggests the [[{{BFG}} Plasma Cannon]] for pretty much everything. Hostile boyfriend? Cannon. Possibly delusional old man may know about the Scarab? Cannon. ''Locked door?'' '''Cannon.'''
** The Scarab in general is absolutely hilarious in this series, mainly because ''every single line it says'' is delivered in a hyper-fast, annoyed-sounding tone, as though it's perpetually frustrated that Jaime isn't solving every problem with excessive force.
** Nightwing briefing the all female Alpha team.
--->'''Nightwing:''' [Queen Bee's] ability to control the minds of men is why Alpha is an all-female squad for this mission.
--->'''Batgirl:''' Oh, really? And would you have felt the need to justify an all-''male'' squad for a given mission?
--->'''DeathGlare from all 4 women.'''
--->'''Nightwing (awkwardly):''' Ahem... erm... Ther-There's no right answer for that- er- is there? So... Nightwing out. [Hangs up]
--->'''Batgirl:''' [[{{Troll}} Queen Bee's not the only woman who can mess with a man's mind!]]
*** They all get a good laugh at his expense after that.
*** What's funnier is that this was a line mostly said for the ''audience's'' sake, not the alpha team's, making this an unorthodox alternative to "AsYouKnow".
* Lian Harper throughout "Bloodlines", whose only response to the carnage around her is inappropriate laughter. Like mother, like daughter, it seems (Cheshire even says as much).

** [[SophisticatedAsHell "These energy readings threaten to crash the mode"]]
** Impulse in Mount Justice. Especially when Robin pulls out the electric staff.
--->'''Impulse:''' ''(bends back under the staff)'' Limbo Time!
** Impulse running through a tunnel wall to avoid marbles on the ground. He starts gloating... and then gets sucker punched by Nightwing.
** Impulse inadvertently revealing Nightwing and Robin's secret identities to Beast Boy who didn't know.
--->'''Beast Boy:''' Your name's Tim? And yours is Dick?
--->'''Bart:''' Oops. Spoilers.
** Beast Boy interrogating Impulse.
--->'''Beast Boy:''' Tell us something we don't know--yet! When do I become leader of the team? When do I join the Justice League? When do I get my own reality series?
** After Flash runs out to deal with a villain.
--->'''Bart:''': "Back in a flash?" Wow, does he say that often?
---> ''Everyone but Bart sighs''
--->'''Everyone else''': Too often.
** Then we have him meeting up with his grandfather (Barry Allen), and then commenting on Wally being his "First cousin once removed."
--->'''Kid Flash:''' ''(pushing Bart away)'' The operative word being '''removed'''.
** And in the process, accidentally causing Iris to spill the fact that she's pregnant earlier than she'd have liked (which Barry didn't know). And then causing both of them to freak out when he reveals that [[UntoUsASonAndDaughterAreBorn she's having twins]].
--->'''Bart:''' ''(waving at Iris's stomach)'' Hi Dad! Hi Aunt Dawn!
--->'''Barry:''' Wait--there are two in there?!
--->'''Iris:''' We're having twins?!
--->'''Bart:''' ''Oops!'' Spoilers.
** Later, both Bart and Barry have a talk about what to do next... and then they're talking faster and faster. We zoom out to see what Kid Flash and the policeman are seeing; both Bart and Barry are talking too fast for them to hear!
*** Don't even get started with Impulse and Flash having to carry Kid Flash at super-speed, because he's so much slower than them. He even admits it was embarrassing.
** Kid Flash learning that Impulse is faster than he is.
--->'''Kid Flash:''' ''(sees Flash running)'' Go on, lap me. I'm used to it. ''(sees Impulse running at the same speed as Flash)'' OH, COME ON!
** At the end of the episode, when they're sending Impulse off, [[spoiler:he knew it wouldn't work because it was a one-way-trip]]
--->'''Impulse:''' It's been crash, but the future awaits, [[IncrediblyLamePun I gotta run!]]
*** Cue to [[AsideGlance Wally]] and [[FacePalm Jay's]] LamePunReaction and Barry smiling.
* In "Depths," Mal's reaction to the appearance of Impulse and the recovery of [[spoiler: Speedy]]:

* In "Depths", we have Superboy in Superman's costume looking awkward as hell in tights.

* This little gem from "Satisfaction":

* Icicle Jr. hitting on Tuppence Terror in "Darkest" because of how even though it was the first time he actually saw her, Miss Martian was posing as her in "Terrors".

--> '''Beetle''': Souvenirs are Beast Boy's thing, ''ese''.
--> '''[[FishOutOfTemporalWater Impulse]]''': Really, I always thought it was Kid Flash.

--> '''Scarab''': This "Impulse" is trouble. Destroy him!
--> '''Jaime''': Overreacting won't help.

* In "Cornered", all the abductees are being questioned. Impulse is tapping his hands at superspeed, and Blue Beetle stops him. Seconds later, he's tapping his foot. Blue Beetle does nothing.

---> '''Blue Beetle''': Tye-!
---> '''Scarab''': Hold, Jaime Reyes. The Tye Longshadow does not know us in this form.
---> '''Blue Beetle''': -ime to stretch! Gotta keep limber!
** L-Ron is a walking (floating?) series of Funny Moments.
** Jaime talks to Impulse after he was interviewed by Black Canary. He tells him that he didn't tell her anything about him betraying humanity.
---> '''Scarab''': This is good, now kill the Impulse so he does not change his mind!
---> '''Blue Beetle''': Keep quiet!
** Mal Duncan hamming it up as Guardian while distracting Despero.
* In "True Colors" Lex Luthor once again shows off his [[DeadpanSnarker dry, suave sense of humor.]]

** [[AliensStealCable All Martians Love Television.]]
---> '''Green Beetle''': Indeed.
** Black Beetle may be evil, but his snark is top class:
---> '''Black Beetle''': Ah, nothing like a warm plasma bath to calm the nerves... and clean off the tomato stains.
** The scarab calling Nightwing's logic 'flawless' and telling Jaime to listen to him.
** Bart's sigh of frustration and begging to start the mission, one can just imagine how the speedster handled sitting quietly in a bathroom stall for hours.
** [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike The Scarab and Arsenal simultaneously demanding]] that Jaime let the Scarab control his body to take on Black Beetle.
** There's something intentionally hilarious about a tourist saying "Now that's a rutabaga!".

--> '''Green Beetle''': Is this not how humans show friendship?
** It might be for nefarious purposes, but the Reach's drink commercial is hilariously cheesy.
*** ''And then'' G. Gordon showed up.
** For extra irony, the guy singing is Jason Marsden, who also voices Bart.

--> '''Artemis''': You have to make this kidnapping look good.
--> (Miss Martian telekinetically throws a car at her, which Artemis barely ducks)
--> '''Artemis''': Well you don't have to make it look THAT good.
* From "The Runaways", Virgil uses his powers [[MundaneUtility to steal a can from a soda machine]]. It turns out to be the Reach's brainwashing drink. Now in "Reach Peach" flavor!

** Later, when they decide to rescue Ed's father from Red Volcano, they all arrive to see Star Labs...perfectly calm.
---> '''Virgil''': [[TemptingFate Doesn't look like an evil robot's attacking.]]
---> *explosion*
** Seeing Red Volcano dryly calling the scientists and the runaways "Meat Bags" elicits a little bit of a laugh.
** The "no idea" running gag. Virgil leads the other runaways in escaping Star Labs [[IndyPloy with no real plans on how to do so.]] This culminates in them running to a bus stop and him calling his parents to ask for money. At the end, they return to the same, now destroyed, bus stop because in Virgil's words "It would be the ''last'' place they'd think to look."
* In "War":
** The magistrate having to be reminded to turn on his translator in the beginning was hilarious.
*** Bonus points for using PercussiveMaintenance a la [[Series/HappyDays the Fonz]] to fix it. Looks like it's not just the Martians that [[AliensStealCable steal cable]].
** Mal picking a super bad time to vent at his girlfriend.
--->'''Bumblebee:''' Was that a slam on me? In the middle of a mission!?
--->'''Mal:''' Woman, when are you not in the middle of a mission!?
** Arsenal shows exactly where [[spoiler:his clone]] gets his DeadpanSnarker attitude:
--->''[Arsenal has just fired a shot through the roof, bringing it down on the drones attacking them, as well as Superboy.]''
--->'''Superboy:''' A little warning might have been nice!
--->'''Arsenal:'''' ''[shrugs]'' "Take cover."
** Arsenal musing over Mal and Bumblebee kissing before getting a quick peck from Wonder Girl. He seemed to like it, too.
* In "Complications":
** Much of the snark from Sportsmaster and Cheshire.
** There's something inherently funny when a show takes a moment to show a mook getting coffee.

** Artemis teasing Cheshire about [[spoiler:trying to avenge her death]].
* In "The Hunt":
** Roy, unlike Dick, [[EpicFail absolutely sucks]] at hacking. He ends up getting into an argument with the machine. And then two aliens show up, so he tries to use it as cover when fired at.
--->''[A big hole is shot into the console]''
--->'''Roy:''' Ha! That's what you get!
--->''[The console sinks into the ground, leaving Roy exposed]''
---> '''Roy:''' Oh, now you're just being petty.
** The Runaways using the boom tube. It activates right underneath them and they get dropped in the middle of Reach soldiers.
---> '''Asami''': [[OhCrap Hello]].
*** And then Virgil starts "[[ISurrenderSuckers surrendering]]". The rest of them shrug and go along with it.
** A trio of Reach soldiers blow up Ed's board, [[ShootingSuperman and throw him into a chasm]]. They get to the edge, look down, and Ed teleports right behind them and knocks them in.
---> '''Ed''': And that what you get for blasting my board!
*** Later, when he meets Arsenal for the first time after Arsenal saves him.
----> '''Ed''': ''[[GratuitousSpanish Gracias, amigo]]''. Um, who are you?
** After Arsenal asserts the Runaways were used as a distraction for one of Luthor's other pawns, Luthor asserts that [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Deathstroke is more of a]] [[ChessMotifs bishop]].
*** When the team first returns, Luthor [[DeadpanSnarker questions whether they brought Roy]] [[CallBack as a souvenir.]]
** In the wake of so many moments of "Exactly as planned" they've had during both seasons, seeing the look of "OhCrap" on both [[spoiler: Lex and the Reach Ambassador's]] faces when things started circling the drain for them in this episode was both rewarding, and priceless.
* In "Intervention":
** Jaime's sass and snark. He may be on mode, but that doesn't mean he can't make fun of everything.
---> '''Jaime''': That's not the way I talk! AND STOP WAVING! I look like the Queen of England.''[Scarab puts hands on hips]'' Great, now I'm Disney/PeterPan.
** Jaime mocking the Ambassador about his lame death threats.
---> '''Ambassador''': ... And when we're through with you, there won't be enough left for a DNA identification.
---> '''Jaime''': Nice death threat. Could it get any more technical and dull?
* In "Summit":
** After showing his delight that Artemis is alive and Kaldur not a traitor, Beast Boy orders Nightwing not to fake any more deaths for another year. Seriously funny and cute, it's like Beast Boy was suddenly the adult and was reprimanding Nightwing for misbehaving.
** The Banter between Black Manta and Black Beetle, resulting in Black Manta referring to himself in the third person.
** Blue Beetle stapling the Ambassador and the Scientist to the wall face first.
** It's hard to catch, but Wally's line when he reveals he showed up for the battle is just hilarious, helped a lot by the delivery.
--> '''Wally''': Hey there, Vandy! You miss me?
* At the end of "Endgame", after the League finds out that Lex Luthor is being favored for secretary-general of the UN after the previous one resigned because of the Reach fiasco ('''Superman''': "You have ''got'' to be kidding me."), Captain Atom immediately passes leadership right to Black Canary who responds with a DeathGlare and sarcasm:
-->'''Black Canary''': "[[BlessedWithSuck ...Wow. Thanks ''so'' much.]]"
** The way that Superboy and Miss Martian convince the Rimborian magistrate to clear the League is hilariously awkward.
*** As are the magistrate's increasingly transparent hints. He basically stops ''just'' short of waving a "BRIBE ME" sign.

!!!Young Justice: Tie in Comics

--> '''Captain Atom''': (After they question it) Well, I can get back to the lecture--

* In "Welcome to Happy Harbor", Miss Martian demonstrates her shape-changing abilities to the group. She does so by changing into Robin and Kid Flash. Although, mimicking males is harder for her to do, so they end up being female versions of the two, leading to this line;

** Wally and Dick constantly shutting down each other's flirts towards M'gann.
** Dick revealing to M'gann that, while Flash can vibrate his molecules through walls, whenever Wally tries it, he gets a bloody nose. Wally is not happy with him.
* In "Drop Zone", Superboy deciding he doesn't need a jump line when disembarking from the ship. He makes a ''crater''. Note that this was a ''stealth'' mission.
** Made even better by his only reaction being a smug grin and:
--->'''Superboy:''' Knew I didn't need a line.
--->'''Robin:''' ''(pissed)'' And yet, creating a ''seismic event'' may not have helped us with the ''covert''.

--> '''Black Canary''': But did anyone see what he did wrong?\\

** Made even better by the screen on the floor that reads "Kid Flash. Status: FAIL" with 'fail' being bright red.
** After Superboy gets his ass kicked, Robin just points and laughs at him like a five-year-old.

** Also in that episode, right after Robin says "Dude, [Amazo and Ivo] are at my school!" the camera [[IronicEchoCut cuts to a shot]] of a glass trophy case in Gotham Academy. Before Superboy is violently thrown into from offscreen, a picture of "2011 Gotham City Academy [[TheSmartGuy Mathlete Honoree Dick Grayson]]" is visible (and Robin looks like a total prep).

--> '''Kid Flash:''' WHO ''ARE'' YOU?!

* Red Tornado's reaction to catching Superboy and Miss Martian together is a good one.

* Almost every time ComicBook/LexLuthor opens his mouth in "Targets", in a cast full of [[DeadpanSnarker Deadpan Snarkers]] this man distinguishes himself as the best of them despite only appearing in three episodes

--> '''Icicle Jr.''': [[spoiler:Dude, she's your sister!]]

* In "Homefront", Dick running up to Artemis, at random and out of costume, on the first day of school to snap a picture of them together, before [[StealthHiBye disappearing.]]

* This exchange the end of "Alpha Males":

* In "Revelation" Artemis reaches for her bow and arrow only to realize she doesn't have it,

* In "Humanity", Robin being a total dork when introducing himself to Zatanna. You can instantly see him crushing on her.

* Also in "Humanity", Robin says they need an illogical, dumb idea to find Red Tornado since Batman's tried the logical approach. Cue entire team turning to Kid Flash.

* Another "Humanity" moment. On fighting Red Volcano, who boasts knowing all of their move sets thanks to Red Tornado's memories, we get this ShipTease exchange between Robin and Zatanna, after the latter uses a spell to temporarily incapacitate Red Volcano:

* Same episode as well when Black Canary assured Giovanni Zatara that the Team will take care of Zatanna after learning that they're flying in the Bioship. Check out her facial expressions when she was looking away from him.

* In "Denial," Artemis and Kid Flash have a brief conversation as to whether the Tower of Fate is hidden by magic or "adaptive micro-optoelectronics combined with phase shifting." They're being invisibly spied on.

* Despite the depressing nature of "Disordered", it still got a few:
** Conner's (and Wolf's) reaction to the ball's transformation. Then his [[WhatIsGoingOn expression of confusion]] regarding the New Gods.
---> '''Superboy:''' Look, I've been remarkably patient. Y'know, for me. ''What is going on?''
** One of Desaad's minions admits after being captured, "He is seriously creepy."
** Wally's therapy session. Denial never looked so comical.
*** What sells it is that Wally's agrees he's in denial and is perfectly happy to stay there, thank you very much.
---->'''Black Canary''': Wally, you're in denial.\\

** There's something hilarious about Wolf's expression while riding the [[spoiler: supercycle]]
*** Wolf's JawDrop earlier was also pretty funny.

* A lot in "Secrets";
** Conner's reaction to seeing the entire student body in superhero costumes. TwitchyEyes and all.
** M'gann, Conner and Wally's plan for turning Marvin's Halloween prank on himself. Even includes M'gann shapeshifting into a demonic [[WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes Marvin the Martian]] to scare him off, just for the sake of irony. Doubles as a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome.
** When Captain Marvel finds out he's not invited to the Halloween dance, he decides to go trick-or-treating
---> '''Captain Marvel''': And I'm ''not'' sharing my candy!
*** What makes it funnier is that the other characters didn't know that Captain Marvel was really a child until the next episode.
** Mal Duncan as "Superman done right", wearing [[MythologyGag Superboy's original outfit from the Young Justice comics]].
*** Even better is Superboy's reaction to said costume; he looks a mix of disgusted and very unimpressed, and offers a sarcastic, "Yeah, good luck with that."
** Zatanna's and Artemis' entire "drive-by crime busting" scene is awesome, sure, but also HilariousInHindsight. Just imagine all the criminals they busted that night going "WTF just happened?"
** One of the kids says that the martian invasion is obviously a prank. You'd expect him to argue that martians aren't real. Instead, he says that martians aren't hostile, mentioning the Martian Manhunter.
* This moment in "Performances", where M'gann gets sick[[spoiler:actually has her powers stolen by Parasite]]:

* In "Misplaced", when Miss Martian reads Billy Batson's mind.

* In the beginning of "Coldhearted", it seems like Robin reassuring Zatanna that she'll eventually get used to working with the Team, as well as deal with the loss of her father in the previous episode, until it turns out that he's only reassuring her that one day she will get used to watching Wally eat.

* A small moment in "Coldhearted" when a group of policemen are waiting for Kid Flash to pass the roadblock.

* In the opening scene of "Image" Batman and Martian Manhunter show Oliver Queen (Green Arrow) and Dinah Lance (Black Canary) a video recording of one of Superboy's training sessions with Canary. Suddenly Superboy and Canary start making out and the look on Ollie and Dinah's faces is priceless! Ollie exclaims "Dinah!" and turns to her with a tone that says he's hurt she cheated on him '''and''' appalled that it's [[StudentTeacherRomance with her younger student!]] Then on the video when Canary shapeshifts and turns out to be Miss Martian, Ollie laughs uproariously but Dinah doesn't find it funny at all.
** Later in the same episode, the intro to "Hello Megan," which just reeks of sitcoms like ''Series/FullHouse''. The characters' reactions too.
** Kid Flash implies that he knows Batman's secret identity. Robin's not pleased. ([=KF=] does this often, and usually gets elbowed for it.)
** KF wanting to do a high five with Robin. Too bad the latter ignored it.
** When Miss Martian catches herself about to fangirl all over Marie Logan due to her Starring in "Hello Megan" as the titular role, she backtracks and says she's been a supporter of her stances on animal rights for years. Superboy then telepathically points out she's only been on earth for six months, and for a brief moment, Miss Martian's smile falters into this weird western equivalent of the anime staple "shock smile". It's priceless.
** [[RuleOfThree KF's]] reaction to a [[BaldWomen bald M'gann.]]
--->'''Kid Flash:''' Bald M'gann. Still hot.

--> '''Hal and John (simultaneously):''' No.
--> '''Flash:''' But we could really-
--> '''Hal and John (more firmly this time):'' '''No!''
** Green Arrow mentioning that Superman thought Captain Marvel to be Kryptonian once. Captain Marvel's response and the thought of Superman's probable embarrassment is pretty funny.

** Superboy, Miss Martian, and Zatanna decide to snoop around in Red Tornado's room. Wolf is left behind with orders to bark if Tornado shows up. Of course, Tornado catches them. Cut to Wolf asleep on the floor.
** There's Artemis getting all worked up when Cheshire starts flirting with Red Arrow during battle.
** Red Arrow gets a warning from Artemis in a form of a snark.
---> '''Artemis:''' "Artemis to Arrow, look out."

!!Young Justice: The Series

--> '''Crowd Member 1''': I see Flash! And Flash Junior!
--> '''Crowd Member 2''': His name's ''Speedy''!
--> '''Crowd Member 3''': No, Speedy's ''Green Arrow's'' sidekick!
--> '''Crowd Member 4''': Well that makes ''no'' sense.

---> '''Batman''': Cadmus will be investigated. All [[MythologyGag 52]] levels. But let's make one thing clear--\\

--> '''Kid Flash''': ''(to Robin)'' Likin' this gig more every minute. ''(To Miss Martian)'' Welcome aboard! I'm Kid Flash, that's Robin, Aqualad, it's cool if you forget their names.

--> '''Robin:''' ''(regarding Dr. Desmond)'' That guy is not whelmed, not whelmed at all.
--> '''Kid Flash:''' What is it with you and this "whelmed" thing?

--> '''Barry''': Wally's fast enough when he wants to be - We're suddenly out of ice cream.
--> ''[Wally can be seen in the background, eating an entire tub of ice cream]''

--> '''Mary West''': Wally! ''[gives her son a DeathGlare]''
--> '''Wally''': ''[looks at everyone nervously]'' Uh...happy birthday.

--> '''Bibbo:''' It's Robin.
--> '''Female Hostage :''' The Boy Wonder.

--> '''Bibbo:''' More aliens!
--> '''Female Hostage:''' Get them away! *screams*
--> '''Blue Beetle:''' Hey! We're not aliens!(Beat)* the Krolotean in is hand and him look at each other* O-OK, w-well he is, but, we're not!

!!Young Justice: Tie in Comics

--> '''Zatanna''': How is it that you're friends with ''all'' your exes?
--> '''Nightwing''': That's my superpower.

-->'''Lagoon Boy:''' Sorry, you're breaking up. ''(Imitates radio static)''

-->'''Rocket:''' One hundred percent.

* Artemis telling Kid Flash to "quit touching yourself!" as he repeatedly presses the middle of his chest, activating and reactivating the "night camouflage" mode of his costume.