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[[AC:randyslicker]]
* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89ojb78ikeA The Mental Health System Fails Again]]." THE BIRDS are EVIL. THE BIRDS! EVIL, EVIL THE BIRDS! EVIL, EVIL!

[[AC:[=Real Super Sand/MisterEpik=]]]
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzCMy67ixMM The King Learns What "Omnipotent" Means]]''. The King declares Hyrule a fascist nation, turns huge, and runs rampant. It's short, but quite funny.
* ''[[WesternAnimation/RegularShow The Raccoon]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P393bU-4xxo Wouldn't Stop Asking for Favors]]'', all of it. Especially this part:
-->'''Mordecai''': Sorry about ruining your shot earlier.\\
'''Margaret''': '''[[WebVideo/TheTourettesGuy FAGGOT!]]'''\\
'''Mordecai''': In honor of your win, I made you a trophy!\\
''Margaret vaporizes it with EyeBeams''
* The entirety of ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMmRH-KKRmk I Enrage the Chubby Kid Who Likes to Take His Shirt Off]]''
** From the beginning:
--->'''Carly''': And that's all the time we have for Gibby!\\
'''Gibby''': But I'm not done throwing nuts at poor people.\\
'''Sam''': Yeah you are. Take care. ''(pushes him aside, stuff is heard breaking)''\\
'''Carly''': Now, you may be asking yourselves, do Carly and Sam care about cocks?\\
'''Text''': Yes
** Gibby shows Tasha a video that reads [[spoiler: FUCK YOU TASHA]].
--->''Expecting a Rick Roll?''
** The ending, [[spoiler: where Gibby [[CurbStompBattle curb stomps]] Freddie in an epic battle in a ShoutOut to the last episode of ''VideoGame/FZero GP Legends''.]]

[[AC: redchaos87's channel]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRl2lmV2lfU Prince Ojin wins the Darwin Award]]
** [[Anime/YuGiOhGX Prince Ojin]] has some incomprehensible strategies.
--->'''Ojin:''' I activate(x7) my Trap Booster spell card, with it, I burn my Satellite Cannon to a crisp.\\
'''Jaden:''' What did you do that for?
** Jaden's card requires a lot of mathematics.
--->'''Jaden:''' You lose Life Points equal to my 300 multiplied by my Fusion Monster's level, multiplied by 300, multiplied by 2000, multiplied by my Fusion Monster's Attack Points, multiplied by 600, multiplied by the Satellite Cannon with the fewest Attack Points.
** [[TooDumbToLive Ojin justifies the video's title]].
--->'''Ojin:''' [[BlatantLies Witness my strength]]! Satellite No. 1, attack my Life Points.\\
'''Jaden:''' [[FlatWhat What]]?\\
'''Ojin:''' AAHHHH! (Life Points hit 0)

[[AC:[=RedKing920=]]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrQBisKjgIU Hotel Mario Deleted Cutscenes]]: Possibly one of the most beautifully edited poops with lots of random BloodyHilarious VulgarHumor.

[[AC:[=RevSecond=]]]
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pln341tEumg Super Mario Assity 2]]'':
-->'''King Koopa''': I want my feet licked!\\
(two of his minions start licking his feet, then "Bought to you by Website/DeviantArt" appears at the bottom of the screen)

[[AC:[=Rex507=]]]
* [[https://youtube.com/watch?v=ofgaOI0BSC0 Mr L. Hates Squirps]]:
** "[[FreezeFrameBonus Badass]] [[SugarWiki/AwesomeMusic theme song!]] [[TakeThat Screw]] [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII One Winged Angel!]]"
** Mr. L flipping for ''[[OverlyLongGag a few months]]'' before being interrupted by a screaming [[VideoGame/{{Rayman}} Rabbid.]]

[[AC:Richael Mosen]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ini0esrzei8 Michael Rosen Gets Raped Every Night]]:
-->'''Michael''': Ass. Long wavy ass. We can't go oo it, we can't go uu it, oooohhhh nnnnoooo! Oo! We gotta go through it! (He proceeds to "[[LampshadedDoubleEntendre go through it]]" as another Michael says "Nice" in an extremely disturbing fashion)
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpHsuIzGA8U Michael Rosen is a Two-Year Old Paedophile]]:
-->'''Michael''': Let's think about titties, penis, children finding a g-spot, (cue "[[Music/MarvinGaye Let's Get It On]]"), ''[[DoubleEntendre pleasure, stimulation, feeling, curiosity, wonder, fun!]]''
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZAmyynYWsM Michael Rosen's Pointless Trip to the Airport London]]:
** "[[StupidStatementDanceMix I don't believe a word of it! I don't believe a word of it!]]"
** The ending:
--->'''Michael''': When we got there, my brother found out that [[ShaggyDogStory there was no trip, nothing!]]\\
''(sad music plays over the caption "Michael found out his trip to the Airport London was all for nothing...[[DrivenToSuicide He was found dead the next day, with a note next to him saying]]..."[[CerebusRetcon I don't believe a word of it]].")''

[[AC:[=RikuAxeCloud=]]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZ9RKJeGQIA Wilford Brimley Falls Head First Down the Stairs]]:
** "[[FirstWorldProblems I was losing my television stations]], I was losing my energy staff, [[BreadEggsMilkSquick my tongue fell off]]."
** "As a result of all these things, I was diagnosed with [[BaitAndSwitch AIDS]]."
** "A man doesn't like to admit he was scared, but I truly was; I wasn't afraid to die. [[BadassBoast I will never die. I'm Wilford Brimley]]. But what I was afraid of was that I would have to live a long time feelin' like a prostitute, and I really wasn't interested in that."
** "And I think the most important thing [my doctor] said to me was, 'Wilford, I'm gonna fuck you in the ass.'"
** "The faster you'll get better and [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment the better you'll get faster]]."
** "I've done things I shouldn't do. For instance, I [[BestialityIsDepraved fucked a horse]]. But I want to tell you, when I don't eat apple pie, and I don't eat ice cream, and I [[ExtremeOmnivore eat my meter]], and I [[DrugsAreGood do cocaine]], and I take my medicine, and I do exorcisms, I do feel better."
** "Now, one of the things I've learned to do is [[ScrewYourself fuck myself]]."
** "Along the trail, you're gonna find some things that you ought to be... ought to be laughing at, [[TeenyWeenie like my penis]]."
** "My best friend Liberty Medical have over the years been able to [[CargoShip reproduce]]."
** "And what we will do is [[EverybodyHasLotsOfSex do you]]. I'd like to say 'What, what, in the butt.'"
** There are more people in Iraq today than there were 30 years ago. The comparison is unreal."
** In closing, I would simply like to say to you I don't give a shit about you."

[[AC:rolfyboy8]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtM9kJuuNlU Spongebob's Massacre on Patrick]]
** Patrick prepares to break a rock, biut Squidward snaps it out with a bom-pie.
** "MY ROCK'S ALIVE!"
** Patrick making [=SpongeBob=] angry by showing him his driver's license.
** Patrick going crazy and cutting [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Pinkie Pie]]'s balloons.
--->"[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS2E20ItsAboutTime RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIIII]]--" (snip)
** Sandy getting kamikazed by an swarm of Chocolate Guys.
** The FunnyBackgroundEvent of Squidward coming out of [[Series/DoctorWho the TARDIS]] [[GravityIsAHarshMistress in midair.]]
** Patrick accidentally biting off [=SpongeBob=]'s hand when he feeds him his peanut/onion sundae.

[[AC:Ron Mad]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EP8Gln1_ig Michael Meets God]]:
** "Her husband was a bus driver, and he could wink, with both brains. Wondertastic! We used to meet him on the bus. If we were lucky, he'd wink one eye, than wink the other eye, again and again, really fast. But then the bus crashed into a lamppost because he wasn't looking at the road. *FacePalm*"
** "And [God] said "Michael, what up homey?" I knew God was black! I knew it! I knew it! I knew it!"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJS30hMyxf4 Michael Watches Horror Movies and Hallucinates a Fridge]]:
** "Her husband was a 48-year-old two-year-old."
** "Suddenly, my prick stands up!" (''color bars'') OOPS WRONG POOP
**
--->'''Michael Rosen''': And there it was, propped up on a chair in front of the '''fridge''', big and shining...''Film/TheShining''!\\
'''Jack Torrence''': HERE'S [[Creator/{{cs188}} JOJ]]!\\
(Michael looks shocked as the Film/{{Psycho}} violin music plays)
** "As we pulled out of my mum's ass, I began to keel over and fry."
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YC5caCTgV5s Chocolate Cake 2.0 (and other stuff)]]:
-->'''Michael''': London Food. ''([[TakeThat makes a disgusted noise]])''
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9SPKV5b0e0 Full Matrix Jack-it]]:
** "[[Film/TheMatrix I think we can handle one little girl. (zoom in on the Lieutenant's smiling face, followed by him approaching Trinity with handcuffs)]]"
** "Did you know that the first Matrix [[Creator/MichaelRosen was a snowman?]]"
** "Real is simply electrical signals interpreted by your cock."
** "[[Film/FullMetalJacket From now on, you're Private Fried Chicken and Watermelon!]]"

[[AC:rootnegativesixteen]][[note]]alternate account of [=256pialternate=][[/note]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KfyaMdWILU Michael Rosen Gets in Really, Really Big Trouble]]
** "If you need toenails, you have to '''''[[VoiceOfTheLegion die]]'''''."
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Oo-3Bo5Kjs The Hollyproject and Other Tales of Rosenry]]
** "Cold bubbes, warm shut up stinks, and hot egg on toast, I think."
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2QecBz6SAk Michael Touches His Bubbes]]
** "Michael's Big Book of Michael's Big Book of [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michaels Michaels]], Part Things."
** "My dad had a favorite butt." (color bars) "My dad had a favorite page in the big book of big toothbrush: page seven and three-quarters. 'Cause on page seven and three-quarters, it said The Hollywood." (color bars) "It said: 'Oh yay, like the time you threw time out the window.'"
** "So when it flying out the window, it went [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment flying out the window!]]" "We know that, you fool!"
** "Bubbe and ''Bubbe''."
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nqi3-oiNXUw Fast Breathing]]
** "Conversations with a QPPH"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHzX2l96edM Something on the Kitchen Door Handle Part 3]]
-->'''Creator/MichaelRosen''': Anyway, here is Rog talking so fast he sounds like a toilet.\\
(''sped up footage of [[https://www.youtube.com/user/activerog/videos activerog]]'')\\
'''Rosen''': That's enough. You really sound like you're running out of ideas, Root.\\
'''[[AuthorAvatar Root]]'''[[note]]represented by an image of Azalyn from ''Anime/IrresponsibleCaptainTylor'' and voiced by pitched-up Rosen clips[[/note]]: Maybe if you'd stop giving up in the middle of every joke.\\
'''Rosen''': Hey, they're your jokes, not mine. [[MediumAwareness You're the pooper.]]\\
'''Root''': That's true. (''{{beat}}'') Just finish the story about the kitchen door handle.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXHYRU9eHr0 Presents of Preposterousness]]
** "Black treacle can't swim the English Flannel."
** "I gave my mum and dad to the ducks."
** "All I had for breakfast was one nothing and fifteen everythings."
** "We know that, ya [[LastSecondWordSwap foogle!]]"
** "There was a man who turned up [[WaxingLyrical right round, baby, right round like a record baby, right round round round]] our way once. Put up a tent in the tent, he did." (Inception!)

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIg0ZJTMdEw Bad Things of Michael's Big Book]]
** "Michael's Big Book of Bad Things, Part [[BaitAndSwitch Chocolate Cake]]."

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rukmwskqX7k The Ptkpbhofct And Other Tales Of Rosenry]]
** "When I get in, if there's one thing I can't stand, it's people who forget to put in the watermark, like the person who made this entry."
** "At school, we were two jug things."

[[AC:samthepoor (Retired)]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvLxs7BB3cI Spunky Jizzness]], right from the beginning:
-->'''Michael Rosen'''; Sup niggas, Michael in da house.
** "So it's upstairs, into the bathroom, shut the door, and yeeeey, it was time to [[BestialityIsDepraved fuck a duck]]."
** "Michael, get in my shaving soap!"
** Chewin' the mushie CHEWIN' THE MUSHIE ''CHEWIN' THE MUSHIE'' '''''CHEWIN' THE MUSHIE'''''
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1m0OUKTa8F8& Michael Führer Rap]], again right from the beginning:
-->'''Michael''': It's a skump in your head. It's the blump of a knump in there. It's your brains, squeezing your veins. It's your skull bursting your giraffe. It's a [[TitleDrop Michael Führer Rap]]. (A StupidStatementDanceMix [[AdolfHitlarious of Hitler]] with the background instruments sounds from Michael Rosen videos ensues)

[[AC:[=SayYesToGiygas=]]]
* His take [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4K3wwx5jtG8 on TorNis's blooper reel below]]
--> '''I.M. Meen:''' Oh look, what gay fuckers!
--> '''I.M. Meen:''' How I hate those [[Series/MightyMorphinPowerRangers Power Rangers]]! (Power Rangers appear, Meen yells)
--> '''I.M. Meen:''' How I hate those...those...shit!
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IccLonzpSL8 The sequel]]:
--> '''I.M. Meen:''' Oh look, [[VideoGame/{{Earthbound}} Giygas!]]
--> '''I.M. Meen:''' How I hate twilight! (screen is covered in a different [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTwilightPrincess twilight]] than [[Literature/{{Twilight}} you would]] [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic normally expect]]) What the fuck?!

[[AC:Funny/SchaffrillasProductions]]

[[AC:seano12]]
* I have plan for you: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aR5D5K97LSU More pain]]. '''HERE I COOOOME!!''' KISS ME!
** '''SO...MUCH...BLOOD!'''
** Can't discount [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rv2Gf7AWudY its sequel]] and its TwistEnding!

[[AC:[=SeanStudios=]]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdCNuVDivks WWE: Awesome Edition]]:
--> '''Wrestling/StoneColdSteveAustin:''' A chicken fried steak sandwich is the Undisputed Champion?
--> '''Stone Cold Steve Austin:''' [=Y2J=], you said you're calling Stone Cold Steve Austin "Tater Tots"! Tonight, Stone Cold Steve Austin ain't gonna be no Tater Tots!
** "And that's the bottom line, cause [[spoiler:Tater Tots]] said so!"

[[AC:[=SerialK86=]]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRpj5499Uvo Mickey Rosen enjoys drinking penis syrup, and declares Jihad on the XBone]]
** "Useless shit." [[UnreadablyFastText Nice Cthulhu impression there, buddy. :P]]
** "I read in a book that giraffes have wooden penises." Creator/{{CS188}} reference, lol.
** "The sky is blue." No shit, Sherlock.
** "Music/{{Gorillaz}} are [[VoiceOfTheLegion FANTASTIC]]." (''cue "Feel Good Inc."'')
** "Black people can't jump." "[[VoiceOfTheLegion THAT'S RACIST!!]]"
** "Black people can rap real good." Still racist! "[[Music/JayZ I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one.]]"
** "Fuck you, mum and dad, and that includes you too, UsefulNotes/XBoxOne! UsefulNotes/PlayStation4 rules the way, bitches!"
** "Frerf."
** "This is syrup, tinned penis syrup."

[[AC:[=SgtScrubnoob=]]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfp5jNLXhA0 Toast Busters]]
** ''My Little Pony: ([[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 *missing texture*]])''
** "Trixie really is the most-oosm unicorn in [[WesternAnimation/ThePowerpuffGirls Townsville!]]"
** "[[WesternAnimation/RegularShow Man, I can't find one normal person in this town who wants a]] [[Creator/{{cs188}} joj]]!"
** "Ugh, what happened?"
-->'''Pinkie Pie''': I turned gay! Hehehe, can you believe it?! ([[LesYay YES BECAUSE SHIPPING]])
** "Buy 75, get one 5% off! Buy something, and buy another something!"
** "There's no need to go strutting around like that!" ("Oh?") "That's ''my'' [[MemeticMutation joj]]!"
-->'''Spike''': How can you fall for her lameness? She's just pudding!
-->'''Snails''': Ooohhohoh I like pudding... ''(cue "[[Creator/GeorgeMichael Careless Whisper]]", or rather [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9B9-TQVXYpM this YTPMV verison]])''
** "Wait... didn't Dikekike already do this?" "Yeah, he did that." ''(cue happy theme music)''
** "[[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Trixie thought she said that The Great and Powerful Trixie did not want to be The Great and Powerful Trixie until Trixie disturbed Trixie!]]"

[[AC:Shuck a Cuck]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKkE3Fa4Wb0 The Mario Bros. Don't Understand Modern Technology]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBclyo1Ek3A The Mario Bros. Refuse to Answer the Door]]:
** "Oh we're the Mario Bros., ''(increasing pitch)'' the Mario Bros., the Mario Bros., the Mario Bros., the Mario Bros.!"
** This bit of ManipulativeEditing:
--> '''Luigi''': Someone's at the door.\\
'''Mario''': Go to Hell.\\
'''Luigi''': Oh fuck, will you do me a fuckin' favor? Will you shut this shit off? Who can hear anything!
** The FreezeFrameBonus gag: "Convincing dog sounds that totally aren't some crew member going "woo woo"."
** [[BrokenRecord "Stay. Stay. Stay stay stay. Stay. Stay. Stay. Hey pooch! Stay. Stay. Stay. Stay. Stay. Hey pooch!"]]

[[AC:[=SillyKrabCakes=]]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZPLP2OQN2E Michael Rosen Likes Babies]]. It has the impressive accomplishment of [[CrossesTheLineTwice crossing the line too many times to count]] over the span of 25 short seconds.

[[AC:[=Silversony65=]]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RI28ggHFuc Dan Backslide Gets a DUI As He Tries to Patent the World Famous Runabout]] is a pretty funny YTP of ''WesternAnimation/TheDoverBoys''.
-->'''Dan Backslide:''' THEM! Double THEM! [[CaptainObvious THEY ARE BOYS!]] They are doubling Dora Standpipe's REAR!

[[AC:[=Sinnedtragedy98=]]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dx0v1PmPwnA SpingleBlab - A Day at Art Class]]
-->'''Squidward:''' Repeat after me: I have beautiful testicles.\\
'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Nope!
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEOF_Nt94DY SpingleBlab Gets a Horrible New Job]]
** The title card reading "Sexual Harassment Training Video"
-->'''Patrick:''' I HAVE TO TOUCH YOU!
** "You've got a lot to learn before you're ready to shit on Squidward."
** "Six-Six-Six" ''(demonic laughter is heard while lava flows in the background)''
** "You may think Mr. Eugene H. Krabs, owner and fucker of I Give You Crabs, Inc., has always masturbated to [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic ponies]].
** "Let's see if you've got what it takes to kill yourself."
-->''(cut to a silhouette of [=SpongeBob=] hanging himself from a tree...[[MoodWhiplash only him to fall off the noose]])''
-->'''Narrator:''' Heh-hen, WRONG!
** Interfacting With Your Soss
-->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Can I have a baby?
-->'''Mr. Krabs:''' No.
-->'''Patrick:''' ''(appears from behind [=SpongeBob=])'' Let's do it.
** The ending, where a shocked [=SpongeBob=] watches a video of Patrick and Squidward [[{{Squick}} eating shit]] on his laptop.He is so disturbed by it, that [[DrivenToSuicide he kills himself]].

[[AC:Sire]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoqujuY5uTo head.wmv]]
** "It was then, I noticed, you cannot eat money." (dramatic zoom in on Creator/MichaelRosen, with the Film/{{Inception}} trailer music)
** "He was going to inspect us with a stand-up comic." (makes {{rimshot}} noise)
** The YTPMV of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87TH9UwkOY0 this My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan song]].
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5uNPS0uTr8 Michael ODs on Hand Sanitiser at the Equestrian Tulip Committee]] [sic]:
** "[[VisualPun I'm red in a book]]".
** "'''''AND WHEN IT ALL GOES DOWN MY THROAT, IT STICKS AND SLIDES ALL THE WAY DOWN''''' (gibberish, explained by a caption as [[PardonMyKlingon Michael cursing in the language of the Vagineck tribe]])"
** "And there was always a whiny kid going [[WesternAnimation/MylittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic I am not whining.]]"
** Michael singing Renard's "Bara Love Blast Dogges".
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FaLzxX15bc Scraping the Bottom of the Joke Barrel with a Really Long Spoon]]:
** "Michael's Dieting Advice", which is just him going "NO SNACKING!".
*** Then the gag credits after that:
--->''Director Creator/MichaelRosen''
--->''Producer [[RuleSixtyThree Michelle Rose]]''
--->''Camera...thing [[SdrawkcabName Nesor Leahcim]]''
--->''Props Mikel Rozan''
--->''Special Effects [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Pink Pone]]''
--->''Narration [[VideoGame/HalfLife Gordon Freeman]]''
--->''Set Design [[Creator/GabeNewell Gabe(n)]]''
--->''Lemonade Boy Harrybo's Grandad''
--->''King of the Fools A boy called Richard''
--->''Studio Audience [[CrossesTheLineTwice Helen Keller]]''
--->''Lighting ComicBook/{{Thor}}''
** [[OverlyLongGag "When I waw I nehw"]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZasqftJih8 This Summer, Michael's world gets turned upside-down]]:
** Michael discovering a photo of his old babysitter May holding a baby, despite the belief she only had six children, and then realizing it was him. What makes this a [=CMoF=] is a (second) perfect usage of the Film/{{Inception}} trailer music, and the fact that the whole thing is a {{Feghoot}}:
--->'''Michael''': [[spoiler:[[PissTakeRap I wasn't actually born on the seventh of May]]...I was the seventh born from May.]]
** "How to play Neknomination, step 1. [[SincerityMode Don't]]."
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6WKn3mZiQ0 Michael Provides an In-Depth Commentary on Modern Societal Norms]]:
--->'''Michael''': (as sad music plays) Deep down, inside, (Older Michael Rosen randomly pops out behind him with a click noise, followed by the screen briefly changing colors), there's a place, (brief lens flare) so sad. Sometimes it (music starts glitching) fills up,
--->'''Older Michael''': Nice.
--->'''Michael''': And it fills up, and fu sllif, and overflows (music stops) onto Website/{{Facebook}} and Website/{{Twitter}}.
--->''(as he says the last part, a tweet from the real life Michael Rosen appears, reading "I got muddled and started talking about Broken Society and Big Britain. Then I discovered that it made no difference. Empty crap=empty crap.", with a caption declaring "Not the best example, but Michael isn't one for depressing tweets". When the sentence is finished, an [[UnreadablyFastText extremely brief caption]] appears telling the viewer to [[ShamelessSelfPromoter follow the author on Twitter]].)''
--->'''Michael''': So everyone said, [[TakeThat get your fat emo ass off my state's feed. Go outside. Get a life]]. (brief dramatic zoom-in on Michael). [[TakeThat And come back when you cheer the fuck up.]]
** Michael advertising the transcript the author made for [=YTPers=] to use, of all the dialogue from the obscure Poetry Friendly Classroom videos on the channel Booktrust.
--->'''Michael''': I'm sure everyone is going to say that's cheating. But answer me this. Would you rather hear Michael talk about [[AssShove the fourty-eight kids in his ass]]? No. Checkmate, bitch.

[[AC:[=SirPimpinPeacock=] (Retired)]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9CZwFaZpFA Garfield's Masturbation Addiction]]. Anything about the titular [[ADateWithRosiePalms masturbation addiction]], and:
-->'''Garfield''': Yesterday was Tuesday, today is Tuesday!
-->''([[SensoryAbuse extremely loud noise]], followed by Garfield dancing to a techno song)''

[[AC:Skcorps]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAfqCef0Rvg The Billy Mays Channel]]
** "[[{{Spoonerism}} Churnt-on beese!]]"
** "Wow, a toilet! All this toilet really needs is whopping six pound balls of steel!"
** "Hi, Billy Mays here! Do you enjoy my agonizing shouting?" "I suppose." (WHAM) "Shut up, old man!"
** "Hi, doctor Billy [[WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog Robotnik]] here to smash your car!"
** "I'll spray myself down with some corrosive acid. OH MY GOD!"
** "Get off the damn ball. You don't deserve the ball, bitch!"
** "Billy Mays here for Billy Mays.com. it's the Billy Mays you want wherever you are. Mighty Shine, Orange Glo, Kaboom, and so much more."

[[AC:Snake Gaiden]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuAITcgFn-s The New Yay start their movement]]
** The intro. Enough said.
---> '''Big E:''' ''Many glitch, mirror, and distortion effects'' "W W W W W W W WEWEWEWEWE UNIVERSE! Feel the champ and... [[RunningGag CLALC]], for your SES and... CLALC, for your-" ''More distortion effects''.
** "Open your ASS, and see your dreams... in the distance."

[[AC:[=SneakiestChameleon=]]]
* [[https://drive.google.com/file/d/1Mx44DoClzy_ICXPd7rE7WpOzNzKcEJPL/view?usp=sharing Edmond, Eddrick and Eduardo's Flying Armchair Cover-Up]]
** [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Merasmus]] complains that [[NoOSHACompliance the Eds' ride isn't OSHA compliant.]]
** "[[SdrawkcabSpeech SCARY WHEN I'M THRU!]]"
** Eddy throws a toolbox, [[VideoGame/SuperMarioBros a Bob-omb]], and a recliner at Edd, then he pelts him with eggs.
** "[[RunningGag Pet me, now!]]"
*** "[[LampshadeHanging Is there no end to this running gag?]]"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EwUYHPVMaI Green Eggs & Green Eggs & Green Eggs & Green Eggs & Green Eggs]]
** [[StylisticSuck "Green Eggs and Shit" by God]]
---> '''Guy:''' "This [=YouTube=] shit is awful. [[TemptingFate When will I die?]]"
** Guy doesn't just stop by one house, he goes to the houses of Shadman, [[WebVideo/VSauce VSauce Michael]], and the Cat in the Hat caught in the middle of... ''[[ADateWithRosiePalms something...]]''
** The last one really gets him:
---> '''Sam:''' "[[WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}} 'Ello there!]] Would you like them with [[BrickJoke your mom]]?"
---> '''Guy's mother:''' "[[WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy Must your father and I remind you to finish your green eggs and ham?]]"
---> '''Sam:''' "[[WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy That is right, son.]]"
** At the end of the story, the YTP goes off the rails. Just to begin with, a [[HoYay deleted scene]] from the VideoGame/LivingBooks version [[UpToEleven gets fleshed out]] into a censored gay sex scene.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSYwJtQ7N0s How the Grinch Bombed Hollywood]]
** Despite being a Grinch collab entry, the plot was drastically altered: The Grinch is pissed that he didn't get royalties from [[Creator/IlluminationEntertainment Illumination]] from [[WesternAnimation/TheGrinch2018 their movie]] of him [[DisproportionateRetribution so he goes on a mission to blow up Hollywood]].
--> '''Grinch:''' "How could it be so? It came without Creator/JimCarrey!"
** The Grinch's ammo supplier? [[spoiler:None other than [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames Morshu]]]].
** [[ForegoneConclusion The Grinch's attack on Hollywood doesn't do any good]], as [[CriticalResearchFailure Illumination isn't even located there]].
---> '''Narrator:''' "But it was too late. He had already turned Hollywood into a flaming shithole."
---> '''Patrick:''' "[[TakeThat What's the difference?]]"



[[AC:[=SoldierElerium=]]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbRGg3e1b68 SPESS MEHRENS, WE HAVE FEHLED THE EMPRA]].
-->'''Indrick Boreale:''' We have placed numerous beacons, allowing for multiple, simultaneous defensive and simultaneous, multiple, defensive and multiple devastating deep strikes!

[[AC:[=SomePkmnLovingDude=]]]
* This parody of FakeInteractivity in ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MhTpLlaYIE Mario's Crazy Pipe Ride]]'':
-->'''[[WesternAnimation/LittleEinsteins Leo]]:''' This is my photo album, where I keep all my pictures, even my baby pictures. Do you wanna see my baby pictures?\\
'''Mario:''' No.\\
'''Leo:''' You will?\\
'''Mario:''' No.\\
'''Leo:''' Great!\\
'''[[WesternAnimation/FostersHomeForImaginaryFriends Wilt]]:''' [[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NO, NO, NO! NO, NO! NOOOOOO!]]\\
'''Bloo:''' Sheesh, calm down.\\
'''Wilt:''' NOOOOOO!

[[AC:[=SonicApproves=]]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KL1GdvkgJuQ Sonic Can't Read]]: Taking one cutscene from ''VideoGame/SonicColors'' and injecting it with the WordSalad trope.
** "What are you and who are happening to your you and people?" ([[{{Beat}} long pause]])
** "Okay, he said his name is 'Soda'-." ({{Beat}}) (dejectedly) "Yeah..."

[[AC:[=SooshieBoy=]]]
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXmReMt0IlE HANK HILL GOES TO AN ANIME CONVENTION]]'':
** I love two things: building dollhouse furniture and being constipated.
** The end credits being played over Music/{{Survivor}}'s "Burning Heart".

[[AC:soulvigilante (Retired)]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkb3LdMybPE Wilford Brimley Keeps His Pimp Hand Strong.]] Highly NSFW, of course. A sample:
-->'''Wilford:''' Well, lemme warn ya: as a result of your financial dilemma, you're gonna ''fuckin' die'', '''bitch.''' ''No one'' is more serious, understand? C'mon, get my fuckin' cheddar!
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znfc77GuW4k Wilford Brimley Sings "Soft Kitty"]]:
-->'''Wilford:''' I'm Wilford Brimley and I'd like ta talk to ya for a few minutes about this [[AndNowForSomethingCompletelyDifferent sequester.]] Actually, about this [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Budget_sequestration_in_2013 sequester]] and how it's fucked me over.
** And of course, Wilford's titular singing of [[Series/TheBigBangTheory "Soft Kitty"]].
** "[[TheStinger Diabeetus. You fuckers happy now?]]"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQW-KUJQiEI Wilford Brimley Gives Mustache Rides]]:
-->'''Wilford:''' I'm constantly bombarded by well-meaning ladies who want me to beat off, [[KavorkaMan and they're eager to help.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Km5G-I-vOF0 Wilford Brimley Thinks He's Lindsay F*cking Lohan]]:
-->'''Wilford:''' I went to see a doctor, and I think the most important thing he said to me was, 'Wilford, I'm gonna give you a fistful of pills, and uh, be thankful that you're Wilford fuckin' Brimley.'"
* A number of his poops had a political slant, such as [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80Q7lqK_IoU Dale Peterson Gets High, Steals Yard Signs]]:
-->'''Dale Peterson:''' I don't give a rip on Facebook! Know whai?! Ahm Dale fuckin' Peterson! I'll kick ass 'n take names! You know, what comes after a trillion anyway? Fahve billion dollars! In this business, it's money that counts.

[[AC:Spiritanium]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W93BsoJDKk Hotel Mario Bloopers 2]]. The best part is the credits, which take up half the '''10 minute''' running time and are well worth it to read.
--> This quite impressive video was originally posted on Spiritanium's Youtube channel. If you're watching this and you don't see "Spiritanium" on the page you're on right now, something's up. Alert me so I can sue the thief or thieves, therefore getting them placed in a dirty jail cell where they will thereafter be raped by an aged man named Jessica. Yup, any idiot that would repost this video anywhere has either not even watched the credits or is just an idiot with no friends and a mother who doesn't love him/her. But most likely "him". I just don't imagine a female stealing a video filled with blood and explosions. It violates the laws of physics.

[[AC:Squirrelous (Suspended/Retired)]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwxQSUtNXKM Tails Rapes His Airplane]]"
--> '''Scratch''': Only thirteen more seconds and Dr. Robotnik's gonna be here and tell us how we can [[spoiler:[[UnusualEuphemism Nesquik]]]] ya!
--> '''Grounder''': Yeah, huh huh! I bet we get to [[spoiler:[[Literature/KaiketsuZorori Zorori]]]] you in the [[spoiler:[[ComicStrip/{{Garfield}} OH SHIT]]]]!

[[AC:[=StanTheTalkingDog=]]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zavn5QL8SrY Hay Thong Songs]]
--> '''Fooba Wooba John''' What's all this?
--> '''Majorchord''' I thought my students should meet you. Young musicians, this man--
--> '''Fooba Wooba John''' "[[Running Gag What's all this?]]"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8Ix0AnKxL8 Sylvia Regrets Everything]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktoyZQQGOlg Zoz (preview)]]


[[AC:Stegblob]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23pXoyKBHd4 Robotnik Has a Viagra Overdose.]] [[UrExample The first poop to use Pingas]].
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GL5nBkQbuwI Robotnik and His Penis Invite Everyone Over For Tea]]:
** Come to the snack bar, Run to the snack bar
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vlG0iaJQAk Robotnik wonders how many lights are on his Christmas Tree]]

[[AC:[=SpaghettiBycicle=]]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NdBvwwrqI8 TronJon Makes a Good Old-Fashioned SpaghettiBycicle Poop]]
** WebVideo/JonTron singing someone's cover of "[[Music/SystemOfADown Chop Suey]]", leading into an incredible SensoryAbuse on the "die". Then followed with [[WesternAnimation/TinyToonAdventuresHowISpentMyVacation "The audience is now deaf"]].
** Jon watches Manga/{{Unico}}, leading into a small poop of the Katy the Kitty Witch song. [[NestedStory Then]] ''[[NestedStory that]]'' [[NestedStory leads to]] an even smaller poop of "[[Music/TinyTim Living in the Sunlight, Loving in the Moonlight]]".
-->'''Jon''': Okay, it's horrible.
** During the line in the above Katy segment "[[AccidentalInnuendo I'll do what I want to you]]", [[UnreadablyFastText a caption briefly appears]] lamenting the author's ruined childhood and innocence.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffzmnepK_nc TronJon Plays the Jeff Goldlum Jr. Series]]:
** [[Film/TheRoom "YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, ROCKINGTON!"]]
** "I mean, it'd be cool if he was, like, you know, a flying squirrel-" "[[WesternAnimation/{{Up}} Squirrel!]]"
** Any and every time "Jump in the Line" is worked into a scene.

[[AC:[=StarRodMan=]]]
* ''WesternAnimation/SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarfs'': Has this pretty funny Youtube Poop here with the bizarre title of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4qFklRmxXM blblblllb bblblllblbbblbl blbbblbllllbblblbl]].
--> '''Doc''': Get the Pope!

[[AC:[=StickerBoyNextGen=]]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LYtAEq3ceo Gassy the Perverted Pirate and His Pet Skidworm]]
--> '''Mr. Krabs:''' (seeing Squidward eat garbage) Squidward! You should be ashamed, eating out of that garbage with your dick!\\
(Squidward examines the contents of his tongue and screams)\\
\\
(Two hours later)\\
'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' We're gonna have so much fun! First, we can have sex with the balloon!\\
'''Patrick:''' Yeah! Then we can kill Squidward with the balloon!\\
'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Yeah! Then we can eat the balloon, and burn it to a crisp!\\
'''Patrick:''' Yeah! Then we can take a dump on the balloon with a whale!\\
(balloon explodes)\\
'''Patrick:''' So, it's come to this.\\
([=SpongeBob=] and Patrick are forced into prostitution)
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frbEmR1t0iE The Death Trap That is the Wusty Wab]]
--> It's Mr. Kocks' business rival, [[VideoGame/MegaManX2 Wheel Gator]]!

[[AC:Stets Uninu]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnrutOsGgpQ Stets Goes To Space Jail]]:
-->"Yes, of course we still love bees, And we're always thinking of her butt, Don't you know I miss her t0o0o0o0o0? But tell me... what's the use of memes?"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xy9O4LWrC7o Grerg joins the marching band]]:
-->''Some... say I have an erection''
-->''That I'm a jerk''
-->''But the moment that I shit myself''
-->''I flyYyYyY like a cock''
-->''Sos like a cock''
-->''Crarc like a cock''
-->''I'm just a penis''

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iiaFlEbDBQ Stets Goes Birdwatching]]:
** "So...when you fuse, do you turn into a ''giant'' giant woman? Or a [[SuddenlyShouting GIANT BIRD??]]"
-->'''Garnet:''' Stets, be sure to keep the harmony.\\
'''Stets:''' No!\\
\\
'''A [=StetsUninu=] Video:''' No, it's funny!\\
'''Pearl:''' [[SelfDeprecation How?]]\\
'''A [=StetsUninu=] Video:''' Uh... Wait, wait, wait; I wrote some jokes!\\
'''Amethyst:''' What...?\\
'''A [=StetsUninu=] Video:''' Meme!\\

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpWlh1B6RIQ Stets at the Gallery]]
** The fact that the "episode" is called [[RunningGag Bees]]
-->'''Peridot:''' You see, I had this idea. What if we made jokes, but instead of things, we use dicks?\\
'''Amethyst:''' Well, that's dumb.\\
'''Lapis:''' I've been calling it "memes".\\

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKmPfBRzvcY Stets gets arrested for space arson]]
-->'''Ruby:''' Did they hurt you?\\
'''Sapphire:''' No, no I'm okay--\\
'''Ruby:''' Who cares?!\\
'''Sapphire:''' I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS!!

[[AC:[=SuperSuck64=]]]
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWe3U-xAIw8 Teen Titans No]]'':
** [[WesternAnimation/TeenTitansGo Robin]] dancing to ''Tarzan Boy''.
** Also involving Robin, at one point he has [[Series/DoctorWho David Tennant's]] [[MemeticMutation face]].

[[AC:[=svtfocus2821=]]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPh9jO3xu4w Billy Mays: Costly Damage To Your Toilet]]
** "It installs in months, with tools, and your hands touch the water! [[BlatantLies It's that easy!]]"
** "A smelly toilet means a smelly your home!"
[[AC:[=SwishFilmsinc=]]]
* '''ALL''' of "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZL6YHLwn9M The King's Secret]]", once said to be the ''Film/ThereWillBeBlood'' of [=YouTube=] Poops. (Don't quote it here please, let everyone enjoy the NSFW hilarity for themselves.)
** Pretty much every poop by [=SwishFilmsinc=] is one long CMOF. This comment on the "The King's Secret" says it all.
---> '''WebAnimation/{{Walrusguy}}:''' You're the best. That's all there is to it.
*** When you get such a comment ''from none other than Walrusguy himself'', you know it must be true.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmIAM-hnEjQ The King's Unreasonable Demands]]. The madness starts here and only goes downhill:
--> '''The King''': After you've scrubbed all the floors in Hyrule, then after you've scrubbed all the floors in Gamelon, then after you've scrubbed all of me, then after you've rubbed oil on my penis, then you can rub my dick, then you can eat shit, then you can take ''MAH BOI'' to ''DINNER''.
--> '''Link''': Great!
--> '''The King''': ...then after you've strived for this peace, then you can send Link for pizza, then you can ''SAVE ME'' four pieces of pizza, then you can protect Zelda's boobies.
--> '''Zelda''': But father, what if...
--> '''The King''': Then you can '''[[DeterioratesIntoGibberish AHMZLFLHMRSWFRP]]''', then you can help me pee in the morning, then after you go on a '''[[SuddenlyShouting DI-ET!]]''', then you can...
** Then he starts taking suggestions. [[NotSoAboveItAll Gwonam]] manages to come up with one that shocks ''[[EvenEvilHasStandards Ganon.]]''
* A lot of Swish's poops feature some pretty creative insults. "Buttfaggot" and "shitmonkey" come to mind.
* Swish's penchant for SerialEscalation with his(?) censor boxes makes for some pretty good gags. There's an especially long chain in "The King's Secret", going from "censored" to "quite censored" to "thankfully censored" to "holy crap am I ever glad this is censored" to "this is nowhere near censored enough" and finally just "censored" again for TheStinger.

[[AC: [=SynthCool=]]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpsEbW1SwQU Hugh Neutron's mid life crisis]]
** "I personally prefer my waifus to be two dimensional".
** "Pleasure..."

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzzkIdRQhe0 Hugh Neutron's mid life crisis 2]]
** "...Watch Mojo.com, and today we will be counting down our picks for the top 10 anime badasses".
** When Hugh sings "they don't teach you at school" line, [[CrossesTheLineTwice the infamous photo of Columbine shooters appears on the screen]].

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyztkivRv0A Total Drama Dead Meme Island]]
** EDGY STOCK MUSIC
**
--> '''Ezekiel''': I think I see a bird...
--> ''Cut to the [[CrossesTheLineTwice footage of a plane crashing into WTC building]]''
**
--> '''Tyler''': At least you don't have to sleep next to him.
--> ''Cut to the Alltime Conspiracies' youtube video "Who Killed Tupac & Biggie?", with said video being replaced by a video of kid dancing to the [[Anime/SonicX "Gotta Go Fast" song]]''
** Chef has an Emo haircut.

[[AC:[=TenjicReturns=]]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYANeVzQLjQ Jon and Arin get poopy buts.]]
-->'''WebVideo/JonTron''': Do you like me?
-->'''Creator/GabeNewell''': Yes, I do.
-->''Cut to Jon's imagination as he tries to kiss Gabe as [[Creator/GeorgeMichael "Careless Whisper" plays]], then to Jon [[ADateWithRosiePalms fapping furiously]] in the real world''

[[AC:[=TerrorKommix=]]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYZPwZW_8TM FLAHRARARALRH]].
--> '''The King''': EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
--> '''Duke Onkled''': OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
--> '''Link''': EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
--> '''The King''': EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE take him away.
--> '''Fari''': Yes, my liege. ...
--> '''The King:''' ...
--> '''Fari''': ... [[spoiler: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]]

[[AC:[=TheComputerNerd20100=]]]
* From [[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLAxHXTsrXRj1K5yqC5C5seItVTMa4mFVN [=VeggieTales=]: Twelve Stories In One]]:
** The theme song being replaced by [[Theatre/{{Spamalot}} Knights Of The Round Table]].
** This exchange at the end of "When Does Junior Daydream?":
--> '''[[Film/HomeAlone Kevin]]''': "Bob, Larry just grabbed my hairbrush with his butt".
--> ([[WesternAnimation/{{Minions}} Kevin]] begins to laugh at him.)
--> '''Bob''': Larry? Is that you?
--> (cut to [[WesternAnimation/{{Minions}} Kevin, Stuart, Bob]] and [[WesternAnimation/{{Cars}} Mater]] laughing at him.)
** "Hey, bee boy! You've been gluing [[Creator/PaulReubens Pee Wee Herman]] to your noggin?"
** This scene from, "Are You Day Dreaming!?!"
--> '''Bob''': "But not all of the people who lived in the cities were angry and bitter and vile, -"
--> (cut to a clip of Dad Asparagus peeing at Jibber-De-Lot)
--> '''Bob''': "A few would write poems and sing happy ditties, and greet all their friends with a smi-"
--> {{Beat}}
--> '''Bob''': "Well that's just terrible."
** One of the deleted scenes for "Are You Day Dreaming?" has Bob yelling at Larry for watching [[Series/SaturdayNightLive The Religetables]], and the one after it involves the theme song to ''WesternAnimation/ThomasTheTankEngine'' playing in an elevator.
** Archer Asparagus singing "The Boar's Head Carol".
** Silly Songs with [=ProtoJohn=] turning out to be [[spoiler: "Interjections!" from ''WesternAnimation/SchoolhouseRock'']].
** The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything changing into [[Series/{{Galavant}} Lords Of The Sea]].
** "This fib doesn't grow from lies, but it grows from acts of flatulence."
** Alfred trying to order a pizza, only for the sign of the restaurant serving it to change its' name to "Pizza and Tacos".
** Junior trying his very best to get rid of the fib in every way possible. I.E. Throwing him in the trash can, using him as a bowling ball and even getting him run over by a BUS!
** The [[Music/{{Queen}} "We Will Rock You"]] sequence where the ''WesternAnimation/ThePrinceOfEgypt'' song Deliver Us is supposed to be, which [[ThatRemindsMeOfASong comes out of nowhere]].
** "Shall we shop?" [[Music/WeirdAlYankovic (Hardware Store begins playing)]].
** Madame Blueberry seeing butterflies made from Doritios.
** "But you couldn't close your eyes because the room was going pee pee!"
** Three Asparagus kids singing [[WesternAnimation/SchoolhouseRock "Telegraph Line"]].
** "Oh, you are his cheapburger! His tasty [[SoundEffectBleep (bleep)]] burger!"
** "It is July 4th, 12:00AM. If it were 12:00PM, it would be sunny by now, but it is currently nighttime."

[[AC:[=TheKeysersoze95=]]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eHPnQxPCh0 Eduardo Saverin Likes Chicken]]
** "[=MaraM=]! [=MoM=]!"
** Eduardo taking Mark's laptop and dancing to "Cotton-Eyed Joe" before breaking it.
**
---> '''Gretchen:''' What was Mr. Zuckerzuck's ownership share diluted down to? \\
'''Eduardo:''' .03%. \\
'''Gretchen:''' What was YourMom's ownership share diluted down to? \\
'''Eduardo:''' .03%. \\
'''Gretchen:''' What was [[{{Spoonerism}} Par Seanker]]'s ownership share diluted down to? \\
'''Eduardo:''' .03%. \\
'''Gretchen:''' [[SdrawkcabSpeech Saw tahw]] Peter Thiel's ownership share diluted down to? \\
'''Eduardo:''' .03%. \\
'''Gretchen:''' And what was your ownership share ''diluted down to?'' \\
'''Eduardo:''' '''''[[UngratefulBastard It wasn't.]]'''''
**
---> '''Eduardo:''' It's gonna be like I'm not Facebook! \\
'''Sean:''' It won't be like you're Facebook. Your face. \\
'''Eduardo:''' My name's on the maam! \\
'''Sean:''' You might wanna check Facebook. \\
'''Eduardo:''' Is it becausse I froze the accacc? \\
'''Sean:''' You think we were gonna let you parade around in your ridiculous [[Creator/DrSeuss Seuss]] pretending you were running this-- \\
'''Eduardo:''' ''(screams)'' '''''SORROSS!! MY PRARR'S IN THE CLEANERS! ALONG WITH MY HOOH AND MY FUF! YOU PRETENTIOUS DOUO!!'''''
** "Tell me this isn't about [[NoodleIncident me getting into your asshole]]."
** "And I'll bet what you hated the most was that they identified me as a co-founder of Fair Chicken Asshole, which I am! You better lawyer up, ''[[RunningGag chicken]]'', 'cause I'm not coming back for chicken; I'm coming back for ''your puffy asshole.''"
**
---> '''Sean:''' Hang on! Almost forgot. Here's your chicken. \\
''(Sean [[{{Hammerspace}} pulls a whole chicken out of his jacket pocket]]. Eduardo moves in to punch Sean, but relents as Sean flinches)'' \\
'''Eduardo:''' I like chicking next to you, Sean. It makes me look so chicken. ''(his head briefly turns into that of a chicken)''


[[AC:[=TheSepticFoundry=]]]
* [[http://youtu.be/J0JwyYghQ14 Jesse discovers Oswald's deepest secret]]
** "Blow it out your blowhole. I'm Wrestling/JesseVentura, and this is ''Fuck You''." ''[cue "Fuck You with Jesse Ventura" title card]'' "And this is a couple tits." ''[cue a picture of [[FanDisservice man boobs]]]'' "Rawr."
** "This gets even [=WaoW=], people; these cockuments link the killing of JFK to water." "How's that?" "Well there was this operation 50-40 back in the 4050's"
** "You're the curator of this museum, so naturally you have to fuck me. What's your position on that point?"
*** [[CaptainObvious "Even the guy who's paid to buy the official theory buys the official theory."]]
** "The Warren Commission's lone gunman theory relies on something called the [[ProductPlacement Magic Bullet]]. After the assassination, Lee Havery Oswald had plenty of chances to [[MemeticMutation sus]], but he didn't. He [[BiggerIsBetterInBed popped a boner]] and took a taxi cab to his house a couple miles away ......... eyay."
** This exchange:
-->'''Jesse''': Vince, in a nutshell, why do you think Lee Harvey Oswald had a boner?
-->'''Vince''': ''[glitchy sounds]'' Coc I'm being sarcastic now.
-->'''Jesse''': Well, let me be sarcastic back. ''[glitchy sounds]''

* [[http://youtu.be/vzRluce7UFo Nick Arcade - The shocking unaired series finale]]
** "Jody, you're a fisherman, huh?" "I don't think so." "[[ComicallyMissingThePoint What kind of fishing do you do?]]" 'Uh--" "What's the biggest fuck you've ever caught?" "About five pounds." "It wouldn't happen to be a cock story, would it?"
** "You can move Mikey any direction except diagonals, because he hates erections."
** "This flying cocksucker shares its name with--" ''[buzz]'' "Red team?" "A turnip."
** [[TheStinger "The Nintendo Genesis from SNK."]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUFjIdYJtdw Delta Pre-Flight Checklist]]
** "[[ValuesDissonance If you are not white, please let us know, and we'd be happy to find you another seat...]] [[DudeNotFunny at the back of the plane.]]"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lI5HyCWhtCU Drop that accent in two minutes! Guaranteed!]]
** "Hi, I'm Dr. John 'Ant Dick' Johnson. 'S' is pronounced like this: [=MoM=]."
** "'You have probably noticed Pat's dick.' Some people say 'Pa-tesssss dick', some people say 'Pa-tezzzzzz dick'."
** "You say this word..." ''["Kleppf" appears]'' "..many people say 'gaggiuh'."
** "'Dad's ass is very hard and tight.' Many people say '[[MemeticMutation Dat ass doe]]'."
** "Now use the tip of your tongue, and make it [[SomethingElseAlsoRises stiff and hard]] for this word: [[IntercourseWithYou Buh-Looooooo-Juh-Ahh-Buh]]."
** "Visit our website at [=ClearMoM.com=]."
** "'''''[[TheStinger MoM!]]'''''"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuLwuexXM4U Make talk even gooderer!]]
** "Hi, I'm Dr. Titty Boob"
** "On [[Website/{{Twitter}} Titter]], Allah says 'S-T-F-[[LastSecondWordSwap Dick]], suck taht fuck'in dick.'"
** "These words are [[{{Gasshole}} farts]]." ''[fart]''
** "Assfuck on Titter says 'I have figured out the difference between farts and jizz: it's [[MemeticMutation SaS]].'"
** "Fuck you for watching this [[VisualPun teeth reduction]] video."
** "Be sure to [=LUL=], or open your ass big and wide for our load."

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a65iWQU7DI CooC CaC LoL]]: Let's just say this, if ''Cool Cat Saves The Kids'' wasn't weird enough on its own...
** "[[Creator/{{Noisepuppet}} I don't even know what a 'taint' is.]]"
** Cool Cat watching porn sent to him by John Doe.
*** "Oh, wow! A wet dream!"
** "I made a bowl of fruit with some fresh [[{{Squick}} ebola]] for you! Are you ready to suck one?"
** Cool Cat's song is overdubbed with ''death metal''.
** Derek's guitar, autographed by [[Music/VanHalen the Van Band]].
** "Fuck that Van Band guitar! And fuck ''you!''"
** Cool Cat gets run over by a truck that randomly goes right through the house ("[[MoodWhiplash TRACTOR TRAILER!]]") and gets sent to hell, which is [[TheCameo staffed]] by [[CallBack everyone's favorite speech therapist]]:
-->'''Dr. Ant Dick''': Hi, my name is Ant Dick, president and cockmaster. Welcome to '''''HELL.''''' ''[[{{Beat}}]'' '''''DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE''''' You are going to '''''DIE''''', your friends are going to '''''DIE''''', unless you say this word accurately... ''["[[BrickJoke Kleppf]]" appears]''
-->'''Cool Cat''': [[BigNo OH NOOOOOOOOO!]]
-->'''Dr. Ant Dick''': I hope you '''rrrrr'''-ot.
-->'''Cool Cat''': No, wait! [[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO]]
-->(To be continued... At some point)
** "Hi, I'm Scott Police. School safety is extremely unimportant to everyone. Kids should bring guns to school. That's not dangerous, it's cool to bring guns to school. Remember kids, [=CooC CaC LoL=] and the Burbank Police Department do not care about you!"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-SbPtCh12w Cooc Cac Lol 2: Back in the Habit]], the exciting second part in which Cooc Cac addresses gun safety.
** The intro, featuring the ''Series/NightCourt'' theme.
** The ending of part 1 is AllJustADream
** "Message from Bitch the Bully: Sex is when two people fuck"
*** "What's the matter?" "Why would somebody say that?"
** "Message from Bitch the Bully: Ya got AIDS. Sorry about that"
*** "Look, Cool Cat! [=MuM MuM=] I got AIDS!"
** "[[PedoHunt There's only one way to get good come and that's to love all kids!]]"
** "I bet the B stands for 'bitch'!" "No it don't!" "I bet the B stands for 'beach'!" "No it don't!" "I bet the B stands for '[=JoiaJ=]'!" "Shut the fuck up!"
** ""Stop! In the name of Anti-rescue!"
** "I have a saying: true integrity is a gun!"
** "''Series/{{Cops}}'' is filmed in front of a live studio audience"
** "You won the [[MundaneMadeAwesome National One Dollar Check Writing Contest! Here is your certificate, and here is your check for one dollar!]]" ''[cue a [[FreezeFrameBonus check to Eric Smutt, by Eric Smutt, runner-up for "one whole dollar"]]]''
** "Cool Cat loves nothing. Take a gun to school."
*** (For the love of [=CooC CaC=], don't take a gun to school)

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYsZloUDt0Q Supreme Talk Make More Gooderer than Gooderest]]
** Hi, I'm Doctor John "Shit Mouth" Johnson."
** Doctor Johnson flying out of a garbage truck.
** "I didn't wash my taint."
** "Words are hard to pronounce. But kissing your mouth is the most difficult. Because I have no lips!"
** "You say [=Poops4TheWorld!=] I say [[TakeThat 'It's shit. shut it down!'"]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRXOYhvWSR0 A dysfunctional family teaches you to internet]]
** On a meta level, the fact that it closely predates Creator/Cs188's video from the same source, but still has some of the same jokes.
** "You know, I've never been able to read."
** "What's a web page?" "You can download it by typing [[OverlyLongGag wwwww.mysauce.com.sauce..wsaucedownloadwsauce.comw]]"
** "[[TheStinger wwwww.mysauce.com.sauce..wsaucedownloadwsauce.comwcomsaucewwwwwdownload]]"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AepsHlvP-sc&index=7&list=UUbLhIB__M5aqouJHW5wXYNA This commercial advertises a walk-in bathtub]]
** "I have never been safe in my life. ''[head flies off like a rocket, lands sideways on shoulders]'' ILied. I have been safe in my life."
** The fine print, which among other things, warn that residents of Vermont are subject to an 125% "elderly assistance tax" ("Also, [[TakeThat leave Vermont]]"), and that you must have lunch prepared for the installer "or there will be a $95 penalty plus the cost of lunch and court fees."
** "I had access to the tub, and Premier Care provides me with [[CrossesTheLineTwice access to a stroke.]]"
** "[[VisualPun Champagne jets]]"
** "Premier Bath is the best gift I ever gave to myself." ''[{{Beat}}]'' [[RunningGag I lied]]. I never gave myself the best gift."
** "Remember: Our contractors will arrive hungry and [[BrickJoke expect their lunch to be warm, palatable and preferably from Arby's.]] If you want your tub done right, just do as we say and stay the fuck out of the way."

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UqRVAuYYjc&index=19&list=UUbLhIB__M5aqouJHW5wXYNA Judge Judy- Everyone is on trial]]
**
--> '''Judge Judy:''' Miss Pattin, how old are you?"
--> '''Renaee:''' Six.
--> '''Judy:''' Do you have family?
--> '''Renaee:''' Yes.
--> '''Judy:''' [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck your family.]]
--> '''Renaee:''' *nods* [[InsultBackfire Mm-hm! Mm-hm!]]
--> '''Judy:''' How are you supporting yourself?
--> '''Renee:''' Products.
--> '''Judy:''' You're a fat fucker.
--> '''Renee:''' Mm-hm!
** Later:
--> '''Judy:''' Just tell me what you fucking did.
--> '''Renaee:''' *thinking* Mmmmmm...
--> '''Judy:''' Goodbye! Case is dismissed!
**
--> '''Judy:''' Fuck me.
--> '''Kelly:''' Okay, sure.
--> '''Judy:''' Rrrr-rrr-roowr-rrowowowor-right up the cunt!
--> '''Kelly:''' Okay.
--> '''Judy:''' Perfect. [[MoodWhiplash Okay, so then we'll get to the story.]]
** "Stay in skooks, stay in skooks! Maybe you'll LUL!"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBAbjUzBubc The Berenstains discover a body]]
** "Small bears get big cocks!" "And sometimes they fuck at home!"
** "You found the lost nipple!"
** Sister Bear's ThousandYardStare when Lizzie asks to play.
** Sister talking to Mama through the stove.
--> '''Mama:''' Is Lizzie a [[LesYay lezzie]] yet?
** "Fucking yourself? Naughty, naughty." *CoitusEnsues* "Suck the balls." All while Sister is listening inside the stove.
**
--> '''Sister:''' [[NumberOfTheBeast Six, six...six.]] '''Goodnight, Mama'''.
--> '''Mama:''' The storm is over now, Sister.
--> '''Sister:''' '''I'm not counting my fucking blessings.''' '''''And I'm not finished yet!''''''
** "Head would be nice." "Oh, yes!"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NinfWm_ei0Y That Tai guy presents Aesop's Fables]]
** "Well done, my son. I always appreciate you and your sex."
** "Some people walk by, they're animal rights, they're for PETA, they say 'What kind of people don't fuck their donkey?'"
** "They both cum into the donkey. They cross the bridge, but the donkey's heavy 'cause it's got all the cum in it."
** "Incest is no joke. Every year, thousands of people are beheaded for blowing family members. Help put a stop to incestual romps at [[CallBack www.clearmom.com]]. Remember: giving head might cost you your head"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFMQFTdnqtI Special News Report - Clear Talk and the Grapefruit Lady]]
** The ticker
** "Your man's penis should have two sides missing"
** "Ereck like Shrek"
** "[[RunningGag How does this play in Ohio?]]" "You do it! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
** "Let's practice on a [[GagPenis fake cock!]]" ''[cue an absolutely violent-sounding gobbling noise [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer that actually was in the real source]]]''

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5pI0u6oB0U Nintendo and Sega Finally See Eye to Eye]]
** "I put together a little fuck film"
** "This is the Nuu-nuu-Nintendo Jukebox Game Preview Display, version 2-7-0-7-0-0-2-0-0-7-37-[[{{Gasshole}} toot]]." ''[toot]''
** "You walk up, you take your cock, put it in and take it out, screwhead. Just fuck the pussy! [=WaiioW=]!"
** "You can play some really cool shit on this thing."
** "Take the screwdriver you got in your tit, and turn that little teeny, tiny cock into a [[BiggerIsBetterInBed 30-inch wide cock]]"
** "Take a look at your fingers: up until now, they've been in your ass and doing all the work. Congratulations, you have in your possession, ass fingers!"
** "The next step is the most important thing you have to do: it's called put in a game cart, asshole!"
** "Place the optional stickers on your dick. You don't wanna be in a crowded elevator when you use the Activator. Lay on the floor in an octagonal shape. Wait for about 20 seconds. Stand on your Genesis and snap your fingers."
** "Unleash two inner warriors by [[ScrewYourself giving yourself head]]!"
** [[TheStinger "WaiioW!"]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3K13Y7v1B0M Septic for Kids - Let's Learn!]]
** "[[MemeticMutation Deez nuts~!]]"
** "Today, we're going to learn about penisaurs!"
** "Dinosaurs shit and so do you ... eyou! ''[demonic voice]'' Would you like to see some pictures?"
*** "No one has ever seen a real dinosaur shit, so, watch!" ''[[[{{Squick}} cue clip of a CGI dinosaur pooping on someone lying on the ground]]]''

[[AC:[=ThePlamzJoker=]]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAQSmV_HD_w Wilford Plumley Talks About Vegas Pro]]
** "Good morning. I'm Wilford Brimley and I'd like to take you through the day in the life of my diabeetus." (''cue remix of "Like a Boss"'')
** "There's a line in a song..." (''cut to Wilford playing Harmonica on'' The Late Late Show)
** (''[[Creator/MichaelRosen *tongue click*]]'') "Nice." (Wilford's head is pasted over Michael's)
** "Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, you know... a little zombie."

[[AC:[=TheXboxFactor101=]]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCXgtyRaWeY Vince is Obsessed with his Nuts]]
** "Hi, Hi, Hi, it's [[Creator/VinceOffer Vince]] with [[BallsGag my nuts.]] You're gonna be in a great mood all day cause you're gonna be slappin' the [[RunningGag skin off my nuts.]]"
** "The more you do it, the more you love my nuts."
** "You're gonna love my [[LastSecondWordSwap bikini]]."
** "The reason you're gonna slap [[RunningGag the skin off my nuts]] is because it's so easy to clean: [[OverlyLongGag One, two, one, two, two, one, one, one, two]], and pops open with the skin off, like my nuts are clean."
** "Bang my nuts. Bang bang bang my nuts."
** "[[SelfDeprecation This Slap Chop looks boring]]."
** "Ask about our foldable bikini."

[[AC:Timborokitisbandi]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJ1BgdWQw58 Neon Genesis Evangelion opening - YouTube Poop Style]]. EVA-01 as WEEGEE!

[[AC: Titleinlarge]]
* From the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPUho28rEgI First]] Princess Spaghetti and the King's Revenge:
** Zelda just tells Link to have sex with the king:
---> The King: "Enough"
---> Zelda: "Link, go [bleep] my father."
---> Link: "GREAT! I can't wait to [bleep] The king!"
---> The King: [[BigNo NO!]]
---> Link: The King is no match for my come!
** Following that:
---> Link: "Oh boy! I'm so hungry, I could eat lots and lots and lots and lots and lots..." *one month later* "...And lots and lots and lots of SPAGHETTI!"
* Part [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDD3_rxTzX8 two]] of Princess Spaghetti and the King's Revenge:
** When Mario and Luigi find Princess Spaghetti, Mario falls in love with her... and then Luigi eats her.
** Zelda throws a mirror at the king and he turns into a pikachu-king hybrid.
** Luigi finds a cursed mirror and the reflection shows him as peach. He screws with it before it turns him into the princess (With a mustache and luigi's hat)
---> Mario: [[WesternAnimation/ToyStory YOU! ARE! A]] [[MoodWhiplash Princess!]]
* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVvGW_D2U6Q&t third]] part ends the trilogy with the fact that the king has to apparently do Zelda to kill her.... since only Mama Luigi can kill her.
** Because Duke Onkled asks the king to kill Zelda... the king zaps him to death.
** After Luigi turns back from the princess, he, Mario, Zelda, and Bowser battle like a double battle in Pokémon. Complete with the Regi theme. They throw spaghetti, and the enclosed instruction book.
*** Link wins the battle after eating a bomb Zelda tossed at him.

[[AC:[=TJ665=]]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EV3bgrfXxwk The Poop Is Right: Bob Wants a Horn]]
** "Is there no buzzer? Is there no honk?" "[[Film/KindergartenCop There is no bathroom!]]"
** When Bob Barker asks William to bid "higher", William's voice starts raising in pitch.

[[AC:tkwtube01]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vucq-j6CcXA Mama Luigi Inflates Beyond His Capacity And Leaves You Clueless]]. Every last bit.

[[AC:[=TorNis7=]]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dC5iAG9-I1g I.M. Meen Reviews The Dark Knight Strikes Again]].
--->'''I.M. Meen:''' This book was made by Creator/FrankMiller, but [[TakeThat it isn't good!]] [[CausticCritic It's horrible! It sucks monkey balls! It's the most confusing book I've ever read! The story makes no sense!]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNhZXXKq2dw&u I. M. Meen outtakes]]
--> '''I. M. Meen:''' How I hate- [=*slips and falls*=]\\
'''I. M. Meen:''' How I hate those- [=*detonated by sticky bombs*=]\\
'''I. M. Meen:''' How I h- [=*cracking sound, being unable to get up*=]\\
'''I. M. Meen:''' How I hate those Heavy Heavies!-\\
'''Heavy:''' What was that, I. M. Meen? [=*cuts to Gnorris while Heavy fires his minigun at Meen*=]\\
'''I. M. Meen:''' How I- [=*pauses*=] Fuck this!
** And earlier...
-->'''I. M. Meen:''' ... WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!?
** And even later...
-->'''I. M. Meen:''' I got a little crack that'll really make me high.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eR2XSSmSdHA I.M. Vampire]]. ''All of it'', but especially the GroinAttack and this part:
--> '''I.M. Meen:''' Ass! Ass!\\
'''Gnorris:''' What?\\
'''[[WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd AVGN]]:''' '''''AAASSSSSS!'''''

[[AC:thechairman45 (Retired)]]
* Really, his entire channel is a waterfall of comedic gold, though his most famous poop is [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdRy3TulziY Robotnik Dances on the Sidewalk]].
** It's time to [[BlackComedyRape touch Grounder]]!
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpAnLq8e9s0 Never again will you interfere with my PROMOTION!]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xd8XahCrbXc Coconuts, I want you to bone me!]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kn5FO0gLgZY Yes, I think I'll have sex with a fish.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epkMnRq5Ie4 This is not incest.]]
** Sonic will never be able to penetrate my ass!
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TkS7faFnMs Something has invaded my cock!]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyryxXeHOCE I'm Dr. Robotnik, I touch cunt!]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CPq2ue3RAs Fuck you Weasley, I'll rape your ass!]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWCHDekUIr0 It's not safe to cum in Robotnik's ass, you could get AIDS.]]
** METAL FAGGOTS!
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2gzpAPUZRA I want you to fuck Sonic and cut his dick down to size!]]
** [[SpoofAesop You could get hurt playing Russian roulette. Take your time and ask a teacher for help.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ox1W6JlpQqQ Sonic the Hedgehog is not delicious.]]
** I LOVE BEING INVISIBLE!
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_V5MRXYHeo That door is stupid!]]
** It's your job to read. [[spoiler:[[FreezeFrameBonus Okay, really? Did you actually go through this part about 6 thousand times to find this hidden message? Just because Sonic told you to? Honestly, that's kinda sad. Just think of all the different ways you could've spent that time. You could have gone to the park, spent some time with your family, read a book, or, hell, even a Wikipedia page! But no. You thought it would be a good idea to spend a ridiculous amount of time finding what subliminal text says in some video made by a guy with way too much time on his hands. I hope you're proud of yourself.]]]] If you have a problem reading that, [[TakeThatAudience you suck at life]].
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEzIANc2MJo Deliver my baby!]]
** GOTT IST TOTT!
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2oL7c6C66M Why am I my rocket ship?!]] (The fact that the first few seconds are him reciting [[Creator/WilliamShakespeare Shakespeare]] alone makes it worth watching)
** "Fried eggs." "Phew! For a minute there, I thought you were going to say [[WesternAnimation/RegularShow MY MOM!]]"
** "I'm Grounder's mama!" "I don't care!"
** "[[GeniusBonus This is not a pipe!]]"
** [[spoiler: "[[TheStinger Sentence mixing with Robotnik is so fucking EASY!]] [[TakeThatAudience Why are you people so impressed by it?!]]" "[[RunningGag Beetle beetle beetle...]]"]]

[[AC:[=ThePlamzJoker=]]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBNsomwWGAM The Tomato]]
** Upon lamenting that he gave a bag of assorted things to a [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Legend of Zelda]] shopkeeper and got one plastic tomato in return, Creator/MichaelRosen declares:
-->'''Michael Rosen''': I suppose it could have been worse. The tomato could have been a...
-->(Bag of [[TrademarkFavoriteFood plum]] tomatoes appears with stock DUN-DUN-DUNNN)
-->'''[[WesternAnimation/SuperMarioWorld Mario]]''': *laughter*
-->'''Michael Rosen''' and '''[[Series/TheOfficeUS Michael Scott]]''' simultaneously: [[BigNo NO, GOD! NO GOD, PLEASE NO!]]
** Michael commentating over the ''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd'' theme song.
-->'''Kyle Justin''': ...take a diarrhea dump in his ear.
-->'''Michael''': That's my ear!
-->'''Kyle''': He'd rather eat, the rotten asshole...
-->'''Michael''': *disgusted noises*
-->'''Kyle''': ...of a roadkilled skunk and down it with beer.
-->'''Michael''': What a drink!
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7ZCM9-Mp5g Michael Rosen Fails To Tell Linear Stories]]:
-->'''Michael''': [[TakeThat I think iMovie is really bad news.]] ([[StylisticSuck I'm actually simulating the shitty old iMovie sentence mixing here.]]) So then I went to the fridge. Saw our jug in there and I thought, what's in it? ([[QuoteMine Sentence mixing]] potion) *click* Really great! So I drank the lot. (Michael drinks, cuing a YTPMV of the [[MemeticMutation infamous "When I'm" song]]) This isn't peach, this is absolutely wonderful! HA! There weren't gonna be any more [=iMovie=]. There weren't gonna be any more really bad dialouge. There weren't gonna be any more heroes. (♪[[Music/TheStranglers Whatever happened to the heroes?]]♪)
** "You know the kind of thing. The fiercest gorilla vikings. Transsexual sport. Thick wood. Our project was, (sped up breathing sound)"
** "You may think I'm YES, you may think I'm NO, you may think I'm up, you may think I'm down, but hang on to your JUG THINGS and listen right here."
** "Nothing to do, didn't wanna ([[BrickJoke sped up breathing sound]]), I was so happy, didn't wanna leaping up in the air, does it Karen?"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vv90Va4fhho The Rude Shitstorm]]. Pretty much all the bits featuring WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic.
** "[[Recap/TheNostalgiaCriticS2E11 SHE HAS BOOBS! BOOBS!]]"
** The ending, with Critic getting upset the music video ended just as it was showing [[GirlOnGirlIsHot two girls cuddling]].
-->'''Critic''': What kind of sick, crazy world is this?
-->''(chain of [[MemeticMutation Darude - Sandstorm]] comments)''
-->'''Critic''': Point taken.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KP_7AwGshmw Tim Rubs One Out]]
** "...it was [[Music/CalvinHarris acceptable in the 80's]]"
*** [[RunningGag Every further mention of the 1980's is accompanied by a clip of said song and Tim's voice being increasingly distorted.]]
** "Balloons; I love 'em." ''[cue seductive scene of Tim with the balloons]''
** The [[Music/NewOrder Blue Monday]] YTPMV.
** "They're all made of soft ... soft wool [[Music/StoneTemplePilots plush]]."
** "Sex toys: everyone has them, and just a few people out there collect them as well. I do collect these, but, obviously the novelty ones. It began in my childhood with this wonderful catalogue from [=e621=]" ([[WhatCouldHaveBeen I was going to have him say "Bad Dragon" but I couldn't sentence mix it well enough and I can't be bothered to write any more transcripts]])
** "[[VisualPun Holy spoon...]]"
*** "This one, for instance, plays a little tune." ''[cue [[Music/RageAgainstTheMachine "Killing in The Name"]]]''
** "[[Website/{{Twitter}} Tweet]] [[VisualPun their food]]"
** "I thought this was a sus joke, but in fact, people are saying to me that this is a [=SpoopS=] in the mouth." (''[[Creator/MichaelRosen *tongue click*]]'') "Nice."
** Tim [[CannotSpitItOut failing to come up with the words to describe an inflatable disc]], and saying "Fuck this" before throwing it away.
** Tim demonstrating his, ahem, "[[BiggerIsBetterInBed toy]]"
*** [[ThinkOfTheCensors grand-illusions.coc]]
** "And, more sensibly, [[{{Mondegreen}} bitch toys]]."
** "And here's something called a crap shit!"

[[AC:[=TheRealXboxNerd=]]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EV3vrJaCETE An Average Day for Sir Handell]]
** Sir Handel and Pee Pee Sam watching Series/LoveIsland.
--> '''Sir Handel''': [[TakeThat What's that rubbish?]]

[[AC:[=TheRumChum=]]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLtyJEXbTUw Shrek Wants His Swaws Back]].
** "I live in a sign! I put up swamps! I'm a tit!"
** "People of Duloc! I suck your cock!"
** "Maybe I could have fluids! An entire head put the villagers on a plate, got their spleen cut open with a knife and drink their ogre! Does that sound good to you?" '''DRZZZ''ZZZZZZZZZZ''ZZZZZZZZ''ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ'''''
*** "Uh... [[ShapedLikeItself Ogres are like ogres!]]" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Whooooooooooa! Lil! Lil! Lil! Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil!"
** "It's time for you to meet today's eligible [=BITCHelorettes=]!"
*** "Bachelorette #2 is a cape-wearing girl from the land of FUCK ASS! Although she lives with seven other men, she's notty! Just kiss [[{{Hermaphrodite}} her DICK]]! She is [[ILoveTheDead DEAD]]!"
** Donkey getting sucked into a black hole while he's stuck at the entrance to Duloc.
** "Shine your shoes, wipe your...ASS!"
** [[ClusterFBomb "You FUCK ASS!" "I'm a FAGGOT!" "You DICK!" "My ASS! "Your ASS?!"]]
** "Two things, OK? Shit! Shit!"
** "And what would a brave knight be without his NON?" "All right, I hope you heard that, she called me a NON."
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GH589JyA_pE Harry Potter And The Sauce Curse]].
** "Yer a wiziziw a reY." "I'm a... what?" "A wiwiw!" "I'm... just... [[PrecisionFStrike BULL COCK!]]"
** "They are Gryffin'''''[[JumpScare DOR]]''''', Hufflepufflehuff, Ravencock, and Slils."
*** "Any rule breaking, and you will EARN points." '''''DZ''''''''Z''''''''Z''''''''Z''''''''Z''''''''Z''''''''Z''''''''Z''''''''Z''''''''Z''''''''Z''''''''Z''''''''Z''''''''Z''''''''Z''''''''Z''''''''Z''''''''Z''''''''Z''''''''Z''''''''Z''''''''Z''''''''Z''''''''Z''''''''Z''''' '''Z''''''''Z'''''
** "Anything off the trolley, dears?" "No thanks." '''''DZZZZZZZZZ''''' "[[ClusterFBomb Ass ass ass ass!]]"
** [[RunningGag Harry]] [[ADateWithRosiePalms masturbating.]]
** Ron's comments on Every Flavor Beans.
--> '''Ron:''' There's Cock And [=PeNis=], and there's also... spinips, lil, and trirt. George swears he got a bo-o-o-o-'''''DZZZZZZZZZZZZZ'''''-flavored one once.
** "Give it here, Malfoy, or I'll knock you off your COCK!"
** "Each team has 3 players: 7 chasers, 1 beaters, 2 keeper, 7 [[HehHehYouSaidX balls]]."
** [[FreezeFrameBonus You Must Have 7 Balls To Play Quiditch]]
** The mountain troll is WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}}.
** Harry and Snape's loud battle, the mother of all [[SensoryAbuse ear rapes]]:
*** '''''[=DDIUD84545-_))__P_:````EEPOIOJUH*DIS9DW0E0R-=-R45--==++_))(*&&?%$?&*=]'''''
** "It's SUS, not SAS!"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHKUdMwXFDI&feature=relmfu The Blue Monkeys Want our Sauce]].
-->[[RunningGag "Hey, that's what I'm talking about,]] [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch!"]]
** "[[Film/{{Avatar}} You're like a baby!]] [[ToiletHumor Making doo-doo!]]"
** [[{{Robosexual}} Jack Off Robot]] [[FreezeFrameBonus WTF!!??]]
** "Lemurs! They're not aggressive!" *Jake opens fire anyway* TAKE 2...
** Jake getting lasered by a lemur.
** "I was a Marine. A woow... of the [[Creator/{{Cs188}} JOJ]] clan!"
** JAKE SULLY BANGS AYWA
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ishry_UmmQc Mad Eye Moodie Gets Mad]].
** "Waaw! Waaw! Bzzzzz! Waaw! Waaw! Bzzzzz!" '''''[[SensoryAbuse BBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ]]'''''
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=624vyO3HBaY Flailed Dick]].
** "First is the ''RAAAAA'' Warrior. Arrior-arrior-arrior-arrior-arrior '''[[RunningGag BWRRRR]][[SensoryAbuse RRRR]]'''"
** "The Scorpprocs, [[RussianReversal a steroid on crossbows.]]"
** "The Romamor Centu-Centutnec, the world's first hard [[LastSecondWordSwap cock.]]"
** "The Edge goes through the RAAAAA's cunt!"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJ1PEcVOwJA Poe gets sucked into an inescapable black hole]].
** The sun scene in the beginning is just the start of this poop's hilarity and random-ness.
** "Over the hi-i-i-i, and fa-a-a-A-A-A-"
** The speaker of the pole turning into the [[Franchise/TheLordOfTheRings Eye of Sauron]].
** "Tinky Winky, cock on the dick."
*** And Tinky Winky's subsequent attempts of opening the door.
** The YTPMV of Laa Laa and Po with their Tubby Toast.
** "One day, in Teleleleleleleitleielwisltieletietubby land, something winis, wow, yay. PP err PP er, R."
---> ''(a door materializes)''\\
''(the scene suddenly zooms in on a rabbit with a [[RunningGag buzzing noise]])''\\
''(the door is replaced with a man's face, which promptly [[StuffBlowingUp explodes]])''
** The entire edit of the Series/{{Teletubbies}} theme song, especially the few dirty jokes thrown in.
** This scene:
---> '''Po''': What's that?\\
'''Narrator''' ''([[BlatantLies clearly showing a door]])'' It was a dick.\\
'''Po''': What's that?\\
'''Narrator''': [[SuddenlyShouting DOOR]].\\
''(the camera zooms in on Po and back out)''\\
'''Po''': [[WhatAnIdiot Ass!]]
*** What happens next can only be described as the door blowing up and the Sun having a mental breakdown.
** The [[RunningGag recurring scene]] of the Teletubbies in the door.
*** For that matter, anytime the [[RunningGag buzzing noise]] is heard.
** The [[JumpScare surprise]] [[SensoryAbuse ending]].

[[AC:The Unhappy Orchestra]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYgx4Xy5kPk The Ponies Hide From Michael Rosen]]:
** "The Creator/MichaelRosen Rap" being synced to the ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' theme ''perfectly''.
** The YTPMV of [[VideoGame/BanjoKazooie Rusty Bucket Way]].
** This:
-->'''Twilight Sparkle''': She's a Michael Rosen.
-->'''Crowd''': A ''what''?
-->'''Twilight''': A Michael Rosen.
-->''(Rarity faints)''
-->'''Applejack''': Born where?
-->'''Michael Rosen''': I was born on the seventh of May, in my mother.
-->''(Rarity faints again)''
** Michael chasing Apple Bloom.

[[AC:[=TimAJH=] (Retired)]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a40wNwwlw44 °3°]]. All of it, since most of it is too hard to quote.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pa170i2493c A Serious Cultural Moment]].
** "We interrupt ''WesternAnimation/GarfieldAndFriends'' to bring you ''[[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Garfield and Friends]]''."
** "Garfield is a fine piece of ass."
** "[[UnreadablyFastText Okay I'm probably going to break my computer if I keep piling on effects]]"
** "Youuu're... too..... fa-a-a-a-a-a-a-at!"
** "Who's that person? Why it's person person Anne Mc-Person Pherson! She's the chair Mc-Pherson undefeated undefeated '''undefeated''' of a group that makes sure pets are mistreated!"
** Everything after 2:37 is golden, but the crowner is this:
--->'''Jon''': '''''[[VoiceOfTheLegion THERE IS NOTHING IN THIS WORLD LIKE]]''''' behind. Eat each pie and roll and tart and roll and tart and pie and pie and tart and pie ''([[VisualPun the Pi symbol appears]])'' and roll ''(An image of [[VideoGame/MegaManBattleNetwork Roll.EXE]] appears)'' and tart! ''(the word tart appears)''
** "Mmm-MMMMM-mmmmm-MUNCH!"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fFcQDm_owg Dialbort Reaches for the Stars;]] especially the [=YTPMVs=].
** Symptoms include BLURRRR, MUUUUU, and ZIIII, the conclusion is, it's a bad thing.
** This is a scientist, I'm preposterous.
** I am SO customer focused, you are SO customer focused, I am NOT customer focused.
** We're we're we're we're happy days are happy days are '''HAPPY DAYS ARE'''
** Not running with a sax, you're Hulk Hogan!
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4tQ950CXHs Robotnik You Are Too Fat To Be President]]
** The ''Series/{{Frasier}}''-style opening.
** I've (long chain of nonsense) at the home.
** Forget about the past, Wes, let's talk about your mama DISGUSTING
** A dozen cans of hair spray, a gross of tooth spray, a little mascara, and for public speaking [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment a little mascara]], and for public paste, a broken tooth (breaks a record in reverse) drocer '''THE VOTERS EXPECT IT'''
** A heart of gold, a tail of gold, a heart that never stops, a toilet of [[RuleOfThree gold]], a couple of buckets full of [[OverlyLongGag gold]], and he's gotta love [[StonersAreFunny pot]], and a couple buckets full of toilet so he's gay.
*** Alright I'll try him. Heel! (dog bites his leg, loud, grainy noise plays)
** I found an old cigar butt, this used coffee [[HehHehYouSaidX butt]], a piece of blown butt, and this old bunch of fish heads.
** Are you nuts? [[BluntYes Yes]].
** Weasley dancing to Music/DeepPurple.
** You refortrated my decotress?!
** You men in power are so HAAA
** Have you been kissing another woman?! [[BluntYes Oh yes]].
** My opponent tries to tell you I am the best, but if you vote for me [[BrutalHonesty you'll get a scoundrel]].
** Mr. President, let me tell you two words: ice dispenser!
** I HATE THAT duck.
* [[WesternAnimation/MegaMan Dr. Wily]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDx1_HdftGw is a Filthy]] [[DirtyOldMan Old Man]]
** Fool-fool-fool fell into our tra-a-a-a-ap!
** Once Mega Man is out of the Mega way, the whole Mega world will bow Mega down to Mega Mega Mega MEGA
** Destroy Mega Ma-aM ageM
** Nobody destroys me but Mega Man!
** '''GARBAGE COLLECTORS!'''
** Submit to me. If you don't, [[BlackComedyRape I'll fuck you to the ground]], one by one!
** And here is a little reminder of what will happen if you don't comply. ({{Beat}}, Dr. Light's head explodes)
** Stupid goody goody goody, stupid shoes, goody two-shoes, goody two stupid, cozy little, cozy goody goody goody, little two cozy stupid shoes raar.
** Well, that's enough Mega fun for now. On to the next step. *looks around for a little bit* On to the next step. *looks around for a little bit*
** Time to give Mr. Mayor a little [[BlackComedyRape butt sex]].
** You've never seen a cock like what I have in store for youuuuu-uuuuu-uuuuu. *monitor goes off, then on again* Uuuuu-uuuuu.
** '''Dr. Wily.:''' *stares intensely at a monitor, turns to Proto Man, dramatic voice with word appearing as he says it* [[MundaneMadeAwesome Souuuuup]]
** Heee buuusteeed mmmyyy blaaasteeerrr!
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYKB1wb51cE Skarr gets the first comment]]
** '''[[JumpScare DENNIS!!]]'''
** Here's some nice '''ASS''' the wife made, it's got bits of fruit and '''PAIIIIIN!!!'''
** Be careful with that! It's an atomic- '''[[EarRape ZHZHZHZHZHZHZHZHZH]]''' .... Hot-Pants-Ray-Pants-Hot-Hot-Gun-Ray-Pants-Gun.
** I'm a good neighbor. I mow the lawn, I scrub the grout, I mow the lawn, I clip coupons, I clip coupons, I clip the lawn, I scrub the lawn, I scrub coupons, I scrub little boys.
** I reject you! I reject you! !uoy tcejer I '''I reject you!''' Believe it or not, '''I REJECT YOU!!'''
** IT'S FUN TO ACCESSORIZE! *wide blank smile*
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fd5l34_YrqI NOTHING MUCH TO DO WITH FATHER TED]]
** [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment "This is a fairly milky cup of milk, Mrs. Doyle.]] [[ShapedLikeItself In fact, it's almost an all-milk cup of milk.]] [[MindScrew Is there any milk in here at all?"]]
** "This is a terrible thing to say, but I think if you took this baby's moustache, [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment and this baby's moustache,]] and this baby's head-stache, and ''this'' baby's side-stache, I think you'd get head!"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCDPcNWYlao NOT A FATHER TED CLIP]]
** "There's a hole down the top of your jumper." "Really, Ted? I BELIEVE IT!"
** Let's have a screeching competition! ''(turns into'' ''[[{{VideoGame/Earthbound}} Giygas]]'''')''

[[AC:[=TimoteiLSD=] (Retired)]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLxoEHoJW04 I accidentally Hotel Mario]]
** And then someone [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ojp2sOPLwTI remade it]] in 2020 with footage from the Hotel Mario Reanimated Collab, making it even funnier.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EC2yjm1sU-E Bowser gets nominated for the "Father of the Year" award and travels around the world in 80 days]]
** The Koopa cock will cum *does so* and I love it! *EvilLaugh*
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owAxzedYlMI Hardcore Toothbrush on Dr. Rabbit Action]]
** Hello there! I am Dr. Duck!
** I am Dr. Rabbit, the world's only rabbit cock!
** Good to see you again, my friend. [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark I'm not your friend, guy!]]
** Brush, brush, brush your [[WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd ASS]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEDaEwdW50s Bowser fails at managing a fast food restaurant]]
** That's not a rat you smell, that's my penis.
** Bowser went bankrupt and died of schizophrenia.
** Dad, look! *Robotnik's ass* Who cares?
** Bully jumping into a hammock and getting launched into space, where he collides with King Boo and explodes.
** Mario grabbing a Starman and it then revealing he's on a drug trip.
** '''[[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic TASTE THE RAINBOW MOTHERFUCKER]]'''
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdzIqfOEXws Morton's sexy semen circus]]
** Not here, you cunt! Use your head for something besides eyes and ears! Those faucet-fixers might see it, they got pussies everywhere. They got gay people too, so stop nagging!
** At last, my dad has cum!
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cIqJnZx1mI Luigi's Socks suffer from Dehydration.]]
-->'''Cheatsy:''' This is badder than bad, dad! This is shit!\\
'''Luigi:''' Poor Mario. He's been doomed to some fucking doom and we'll never fucking find him.\\
'''Koopa:''' With the princess away, The Koopas will play, and destroy, and ruin! And play, and ruin! And destroy, and ruin! And play, and destroy, and play, and play, and fuck ''very'' hard, ya little pipesqueak!
** Mario tries to catch Luigi, but misses. When Luigi lands on the ground:
--->'''Luigi:''' [[SarcasmMode Nice catch, Mario.]]\\
'''Mario:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I'll catch you!]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6m5euiuOQQ Batman loses his Batsocks in his Batwashing machine.]]
** The entire intro sequence.
** "Mamamamama. Mama. Surprise! Mamamamama."
** "I wish... I was a fish."
** Alfred's "bran flakes" RunningGag, in particular this scene.
--->'''Alfred''': Rest assured, Master Bruce, you're never far from the Batcave with the modern miracle of ''bran flakes!''\\
'''Bruce''': ''No, Alfred.''\\
''({{Beat}}, Alfred holds up a second box of bran flakes.)''\\
'''Bruce''': ''UUUUUU-''
** This exchange.
--->'''Chief''': Well, it's up to you and your partner to suck my cock.\\
'''Ethan''': Since when?\\
'''Chief''': [[{{Pun}} Since two heads are better than one.]]\\
''(RimShot, with the cymbal note played on the Chief's head.)''
** "Meet Detective Ellen Yen, formerly of Metropolis peeeeeelososlololo."
** "There were these two fellows in an abandoned party factory. One says to the other ''(BoSelecta scene of a naked man in a bathroom)''.
** "Every time I try to bring my brand of funny to Gotham, the ''only'' sound I here is [[VideoGame/PokemonRedAndBlue HANNE]][[JumpScare LEUKA!]]"
** [[spoiler: [[TheStinger Surprise]], [[StupidStatementDanceMix bran flakes!]]]]

[[AC:[=TommytExtreme=]]]
* [[Creator/BillyMays Hercules Hooks]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s77stCHXy-s Break Your Back!]]
** "You just push, set, and break your back!"
** "It has the strength and the muscle to hang and hold up to nine pounds! [[BlatantLies Now that's super strong!]]"
** "Proudly break your back in your office or kids' room!"
** "The secret is its reinforced steel design, that penetrates your back!"
** "We'll also include our Laser Marker Precision Back Breaker, yours free!"

[[AC: [=ToxicNapkin=]]]
* [[https://youtu.be/kg5HlnNcvkw Steamed Hams but they don't let each other finish talking]]. In other words, the Creator/AaronSorkin experience.
--> '''Chalmers:''' ''Aurora Borealis?'' At this time of year, at this time of-- \\
'''Skinner:''' Yes! \\
'''Chalmers:''' May I s-- \\
'''Skinner:''' No.

[[AC:Triple-Q]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XW8zqphNSoY Steamed Hams but it's sexy and stylish]]:
** Seymour referring to Chalmers as the [[HoYay "Sexyintendant"]].
** "I h[[AC:[[Music/GangnamStyle op]]]]e you're ready for an unforgettable [[AC:style]]!"
** "[[BigNo NOOOO!]] My style is ruined!"
** "Steamed [[Film/SpaceJam Slams]]."
**
---> '''Chalmers:''' You call hamburgers "Music/GangnamStyle"? \\
'''Seymour:''' Ohhh yeahhhh! It's a regional dialect. \\
'''Chalmers:''' Uh-huh. What region? \\
'''Seymour:''' Uhhhh, Gangnam. \\
'''Chalmers:''' Really? [[GermansLoveDavidHasselhoff Well I'm from Korea and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "Gangnam Style".]] \\
'''Seymour:''' Oh, not in Korea, no. It's a sexy expression.
** "So you call them 'Gangnam Style' despite the fact they are obviously [[Music/{{PSY}} Daddy]]."
** "A-oppan Borealis."
** "SEYMOUR! MY DADDY IS ON FIRE!"

[[AC:[=TrueTubePoops=]]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlKWkQZijNg Robotnik Tries to Make an Original Joke]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qxurp9-q2Dg Winnie da Poop and]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBDFjBZukVo the Spaghetti Tree]]
** "And so Pooh bear ate, and ate, [[OverlyLongGag and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and]] [[VisualPun EIGHT!]]"

[[AC:[=TweedProductions=]]]
* In "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAsQyW1APto Robotnik's Evil Adventure]]", he invents [[TakeThat the most inescapable prison ever]]: ''[[VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft World of Warcraft: Cataclysm]]''. Later on he tells Scratch to put up posters of his "robo-junk" around town and predictably Scratch gets arrested.
* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Egu4u8DLMk Robotnik's Facetious Adventure]]", with Robotnik getting mad over receiving "[[WesternAnimation/SouthPark Jew gold]]", getting interrupted during his presentation by a sheet of crude doodles (done by [=deviantART=] user Ramsely) appearing on his screen, singing in Spanish, deciding to go to the Mushroom Kingdom and changing his mind at the last second, and [[CoolAndUnusualPunishment building an escape-proof synagogue and filling it with]] [[PokeThePoodle pork rinds]].
** [[StupidStatementDanceMix Jew gold! Jew-jew-jew gold! Jew gold! Jew-jew-jew-jew gold!]]

[[AC:Twisted Fun Stuff Guy (Retired)]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utNL6ygQQtQ HAPPY BIRTHDAY =D]]. All of it, despite its length.

[[AC:[=UltimaNova95=]]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q20LwawiImI UltimaNova95 Poops the Charts (Vol.7)]] - Rihanna and Ke$ha Die Young Together
** [[Music/RitaOra Rita Whora]] shows us how to doo-doo (How We Do)
** Music/{{Rihanna}} is a ho who craves for Icee (Diamonds)
** Music/{{Kesha}} doesn't like Beats (Die Young)
** Music/NickiMinaj wants a tractor in her Va Va Vagina (Va Va Voom)
** [=FloolF=] is grateful for his fans (I Cry)
** [[Music/{{Pink}} P£nk]] becomes serious about hitting menopause (Blow Me One Last Kiss)
---> "Blow me one last [[Music/{{KISS}} kiss]]!" ([=FiF=])
** [[Music/BlackEyedPeas will.i.am]] and [[Music/BritneySpears BritneyentirB]] jack off in a club (Scream and Shout)
---> "When you hit us in the club, you gonna shit in the club. You gonna eat shit in the club. You gonna shit on us, [[WesternAnimation/{{Up}} up]]."\\
"Rolling Rock, let's go. Hit the beat then let's hit the [[TheScrappy/{{Advertising}} Flo]]. Turn it up, it's 'bout to blow, blow--" "BLOW ME ONE LAST KISS!!!!" (wth p£nk get out of teh vedio)\\
"I wanna [[Film/IceCreamMan scream]] and [[Film/{{Scream}} scream]] and [[Music/{{Usher}} scream]] '''''and scream'''''"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TP1DC-ovL18 Will.i.am Uses His #powerful Dick As An Instrument]]
** "Bet she want to [[MemeticMutation sus]], so I took a shit. Clap."
** [[Creator/{{CS188}} And then]] [[ShoutOut he died]].
** "I can fly, I can fly, I can fly" ''[crashes into a plane]'' "[[WebAnimation/TheNekciMenijShow rhenna pls]]"
** "Whatever doesn't kill 'ya, only makes--[[Music/KellyClarkson you stronger]]!" ''[front-reverses over and over]''
*** (EPIC HEADBANG :O)

[[AC:Umbra Lupin]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N91F6qVL4Fc Robin's Wood]]
** "Robin Hood and Little [=JoJ=] fucking through the forest..."
** Friar '''F'''uck's ClusterBleepBomb rant towards the sheriff.

[[AC:[=USBYDProductions=]]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CXBKfhRdtA Disney and Sega Are Milkshakes]].
** ''Everyone'' is TheUnintelligible.
** The "[[Franchise/Touhouproject U.N. Owen Was Her?]]" mashup with Candace
*** "[[UnreadablyFastText no MORE MAN THAT tOOK ME LIKE TWO HOURS....I'VE NEVER DONE IT LIKE THAT BEFORE......SO LET OFF]]"

[[AC:Valhawyn]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w71wHXLgi6E Wilford Brimley buys drapes that don't match the carpet]]
** "I'm Wilford Brimley and I'd like to talk to you for a few minutes about diabeetus. Actually, about diabeetus and how it's [[[SoundEffectBleep bleep]]]ed me in my life. Thanks for your time. Have a good day."
** (''Wilford waves his hands back and forth'') "You know, when you first find out you have diabeetus and dna suteebaid evah uoy tuo dnif tsirf ouy nehw, wonk uoY"
** "And he explained things to me in a language that I don't understand. And I think the most important thing he said to me was…" (''reversed, compressed, and filtered'') ".leef ll'uoy retteb eht dna retteb teg ll'uoy retsaf—era uoy tnegilid erom eht dna ,sgniht eseht ot yap uoy noitnetta erom ehT."
** "I'm surrounded by ice cream. I promise you, I do feel better."
** "Now today, we're constantly bombarded by well-meaning people giving out what they consider to be ice cream. Well, lemme warn ya. Although they are well-meaning, and in many cases, very well-educated in their profession, they're not necessarily giving out ice cream. Your diet should be disgusting and prescribed by qualified diabetic technicians."
** "Liberty Medical is a company that's staffed with people that I don't understand who are willing to help you in your dilemma. And it is a dillellid a si ti dna ammelidilemma, and it is a dilemma."
** "[[Creator/BillyMays Kaboom, and the]] ''diabeetus'' is gone."

[[AC:[=VeXler96=]]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psX1P4hXohM Hot SUS.]]
** "I wanted hot LADY and there was no hot LADY on my tray."
** "I'm trying to blend a coconut lip gloss and a pineapple lip gloss to create a penis flavor."
** "Emily, come here, sweetie. Spencer is going to tell you how you guys can suck balls."
** "Hey there, balls sucking? No? Come on, we've got penis butter, we've got cock! WHO'S IN THE MOOD FOR SOME FU-" <scene missing>
** "I'm [=SiiS=]! I'm [=CaaC=] And this is [=iCaaC=]! The only web show that [[NoodleIncident makes you heart disease.]]"
** "To start off, Sam and I are gonna fuck!" ''[cue censored scene]'' "Anything can happen on a live web show--wohs bew evil a no neppah nac gnihtyna!"
** This bit:
--->'''Carly:''' We can't take you seriously when you're wearing duck pajama pants!\\
''(Cue Spencer dropping them, censored with a giant black box)''\\
'''Carly:''' Dick!\\
'''Spencer:''' LOL!\\
'''Spencer:''' FU-\\
''<scene missing> (again)''

[[AC:vicviper592]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPi8prhqH24 Why Bemani is better than 50 Cent and Def Jam Brothaz]]
** "I'm talkin' 'bout that [[VideoGame/{{Bemani}} Be-MONEY]]."
** "I'm tryin' to say, is that, the Fiddy-Cent game can suck fat hairy dick."
** "You've got [[VideoGame/{{Beatmania}} Beat-ma-ni-a TWO dee-ecks]], [[VideoGame/DanceDanceRevolution D-D-R]], [[VideoGame/PopNMusic Pah-pin-mu-sic.]]"
** "I need to play some [[SugarWiki/AwesomeMusic Chi-bi-kko I-dol]]."

[[AC:Volatileprojects]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vipzf5d6rL8 His 100 Subscriber Special!]]
** Right from the mail song at 0:44 "Here's the mail it fails, it makes me wanna shake ya ass, when it wails I want to cum!" It's impossible to sing along without laughing.

[[AC:Waffogram]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cMO-16jsfA Walking With Mystical Beasts]].
** [[WebVideo/GameGrumps Jon and Arin]] fighting over what to call the mystical beast.
** "Without me, there is no Wii U!"
* The aptly named, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyR5xMSAuhE We Are Number One but its a steven universe YouTube Poop with a misleading title]]
** "I will have to teach you how to be lesbian!" ''[cue Steven Universe intro overdubbed with We Are Number One]''
** This exchange:
--->'''Amethyst:''' Greg is taking me to an orgy, at a house, with so many people hanging out and doing it!\\
'''Steven:''' Cool! We're doing a puzzle.\\
'''Pearl:''' It's Steven's penis.
** [[FreezeFrameBonus OCEAN TOWN - NO LONGER A MEME!]]
** The radio playing "[[Music/GwenStefani I'm Just A Pearl]]"
** "[[MediumAwareness YouTube Poops are just mixed-up movies!"]]
** [[CreditsGag STARRING PEARL AS SPASTIC BIRD, AMETYHST AS THE COMIC RELIEF, STEVEN AS THE STRAIGHT MAN.]]
*** FEATURING GARNET AS SIR NOT-APPEARING-IN-THIS-EPISODE
** "[[TheStinger I just didn't realize humans could come with pink hair.]]"

[[AC:Waldfield]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wc0CUOYs7Is Very Uncensored Winnie the Pooh (reupload)]]:
--> '''Winnie the Pooh:''' I want to touch you.\\
'''Piglet:''' No! P-Pooh, I'm c-celibate.\\
'''Winnie the Pooh:''' No you're not.\\
'''Piglet:''' Pooh, just talking about sex is sc-c-scary.\\
'''Winnie the Pooh:''' Oh let's do it.\\
\\
'''Rabbit:''' Touch me Tigger. I want to give you some dick. Don't say no. Don't ever say no!\\
'''Tigger:''' No, no, no puh-roo!\\
'''Rabbit:''' Fuck you Tigger.\\
''(Rabbit goes behind Tigger)''

[[AC:[=Waltman13=]]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-r8qgLQRXqc Snowsty the Frostman]]
** "I suppose it all started with the snow." [[VisualGag Cue static]].
** Professor Hinkle tries to do the egg trick in front of the Cat in the Hat.
---> '''Cat in the Hat:''' "[[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 WHO TOUCHED MY]] [[RunningGag EGGS]]?"
** Frosty becomes Creator/EmperorLemon.
---> Karen: "[[BerserkButton Make Frying Dory!]]"\\
'''Santa:''' "Oh by the way, there's someone else who wants to meet you!"\\
'''Cat in the Hat:''' "EGGS!"\\
'''Professor Hinkle:''' "I have to run!"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEXAMfmTRTc&t=174s How the Grinch Grinches His Grinchy Grinch]]
** The bells on the "Cat in the Hat Presentation" logo are timed to ''Franchise/SuperMarioBros'' theme.
--->'''Creator/DannyDeVito:''' Egg!\\
'''Cat in the Hat:''' [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} That's MY joke! I'll kill you!]]
** The Grinch's heart:
--->'''Narrator:''' But I think that the most likely reason of all may have been that his...\\
'''Grinch:''' [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants I have no soul.]]
** The Grinch complains about the Whos:
--->'''Grinch:''' [[WesternAnimation/TheDoverBoys Confound those]] Whos! [[WesternAnimation/TheDoverBoys They drive me to]] [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons go crazy]]!\\
''(cut to [[Film/HowTheGrinchStoleChristmas the live-action Grinch]] attempting to scare Cindy-Lou)''\\
'''[[FreezeFrameBonus Caption:]]''' [[TakeThat Why was this a meme again?]]
** The Grinch tries to nuke Norway, butt the missiles turn out to be duds.
--->'''Narrator:''' Now you know why the Grinch hates Norway.\\
'''[[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Peter Griffin]]:''' THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE!
** The different takes:
--->"Then, he dot an ID."\\
"Then, he got ice."\\
"Then, he got diabetes." ''(cut to the Grinch's gravestone)''
** ''"You're a [[UsefulNotes/{{Wii}} Mii]], Mr. Grir / You really are a [[ThoseWackyNazis Nazi]]."''
** "Max, [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons wanna see my new chainsaw and hockey mask?!]]"
** The Grinch slowly smiling when he sees Max as [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons the dud]].
** During the sleigh-ride sequence, they run over a happy, dancing Peter Griffin (then portrayed as IRL) and cause him to [[MemeticMutation hurt his knee]].
---> '''Peter:''' SSSS... [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons AAA-]]"
** When the Grinch is confronted by Cindy-Lou Who:
--->'''Grinch:''' MAX, [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants THEY'RE ONTO US!]]
** The Grinch kamikazeing his sleigh into the crowd of Whos.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cq7colBnIJg A Tiger and some Bacon messificate a Bunny's Food Field]]
** The gumball machine in Christopher Robin's room turns out to be [[WesternAnimation/RegularShow Benson]], who promptly gets shattered.
--->'''Tigger:''' ''(gasp)'' A brain drain!
** The viewer getting mugged by [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Mario]].
** The hilarious reveal of the identity of the narrator.
--->'''Narrator:''' It was springtime [[WesternAnimation/ThomasTheTankEngine on the island of Sodor]], and no one loved gardening more than me.\\
''(cut to a picture of Creator/RogerLJackson tending his home garden)''
** Piglet asking Rabbit about his garden.
--->'''Piglet:''' But the seeds look so alike.\\
'''Rabbit:''' ''[[Series/WonderShowzen THAT'S RACIST!]]''\\
'''Piglet:''' ''(high-pitched)'' How do you know which seeds will turn into which plants?\\
'''Rabbit:''' [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Uh... I don't know.]]\\
''(Tigger slowly starts to rise up)''\\
'''Rabbit:''' [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants WAIT! Don't tell me!]]\\
'''Tigger:''' Aww, okay.
** Rabbit peeing on [[Franchise/DonkeyKong Diddy Kong]].
--->'''Viewer:''' [[Film/TheCatInTheHat That's disgusting!]] ''(throws the joke in the garbage)'' Know your fucking place, [[WesternAnimation/ToyStory4 trash]]!
** The YTPMV of Tigger saying "Messificated" creates controversy due to the repitiion of the "ca" syllable sounding similar to a certain white supremacist group.
--->'''[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Krusty]]:''' KKK? [[SensoryAbuse That's not good!]]\\
''(the video suddenly becomes unavailable)''
** When Tigger and Piglet accidentally knock down the vegetable signs in Rabbit's garden, Tigger tries to plant them back into the ground, [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants with explosive results]].
** Tigger and Piglet getting busted for trying to jump toxic waste in Rabbit's garden, and they share a jail cell with [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark Jesus]], [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Principal Skinner]], [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Twilight Sparkle]] and [[WesternAnimation/ThePowerpuffGirls Buttercup]].
** Tigger's detailed confession to Rabbit about what he and Piglet did to his garden signs.
--->'''Tigger:''' ''(wearing a monicle)'' I, a very large, solitary cat with a yellow-brown coat striped with black, and the omnivorous domesticated hoofed mammal with sparse, spresly hair and a flat snout composed of different varieties of the whole quantity toward a higher place, with an object that indicates the probable presence or occurance of something that belongs to you, which has the necessary functions to have a condition that distinguises objects in a small piece of ground used to grow vegetables, fruit, herbs or flowers.
** When the story ends with Rabbit going on a murderous rampage, WebVideo/JonTron takes the book and [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons throws it in the fireplace]].
--->"Well, ''that'' was a load of messificated shit."

[[AC:Whelt (Retired)]]
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0Kb1iy2LR8 It's time to let Elton John beat up dinosaurs]]''. OverlyLongGag taken to its logical extreme. What starts out as a poop of Music/EltonJohn's "I'm Still Standing" becomes the last line of the song's chorus on loop for ''9 minutes straight''. [[spoiler:With the exception of two {{Jump Scare}}s, one partially through and one at the very end.]]
** I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwsG45Qew1E Granny Jafar learns to live with menopause]]'':
** GRANNY'S GONNA GRAB YA!
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbKB1XccrsE DR. RABBIT, AFRICAN CRIME LORD]]
** Hello there, I am shaggy and worn, especially after [[ExtremeOmnivore eating toothbrushes]]!
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwEN8fqcNYU GENIE HAS ALLERGIES]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xb5jWCNP0aE MY CURSE ME]]

[[AC:[=WinDEU=]]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQjGt_iRdtM Cube (Rated M for Mature)]]
** "Pick up your cock and enter another world"
** "In development for over [[DevelopmentHell five hun-dre-ed decades]]..." ([[UnreadablyFastText that's]] [[Anime/DragonBallZ over 9000]] years rofl rofl)
** "Every goal leads to a new color level: [[OverlyLongGag Blue, green, orange, green, orange, blue, orange, orange, blue, green, blue, green--neerg]]" ''(cue [[Manga/InitialD Running In The 90's]])''
** "And just maybe, if you're enough of a [[ADateWithRosiePalms masturbator]], you'll reach Level Red, where you'll face the dreaded [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames King]]."
*** "Dinner."

[[AC:[=WonkyTonkBotty=]]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dC4RVaR2ovQ Michael Rosen]][[CrossesTheLineTwice screws Harrybo's dead grandad & 2 year old sister]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SewPn04O9Tg Michael Rosen becomes a Gynecologist]]
** [[https://youtu.be/SewPn04O9Tg?t=3s *Click* "Nice!"]](Cue the [[MemeticMutation Me Gusta Mucho face]])
** [[https://youtu.be/SewPn04O9Tg?t=59s "Hello]], [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitches]]! I'm your gynecologist, I'm Michael Rosen! I've got to look out your snatches!" (Michael pulls a "[[CrossesTheLineTwice Rape Face]]" towards the [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark Queef Sisters]]).
** [[https://youtu.be/SewPn04O9Tg?t=2m12s Michael Rosen ends up]] engaging [[ILoveTheDead sexual intercourse with Harrybo's deceased grandmother]] while "[[SoundtrackDissonance Bad Touch]]" by Music/BloodhoundGang plays in the background.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnS2MFf_q28 Michael Rosen Reminisces and Takes What He Dishes]]
** [[https://youtu.be/vnS2MFf_q28?t=1m22s "HA! Always knew you were a failed abortion!"]]
** [[https://youtu.be/vnS2MFf_q28?t=1m35s "MUM! I've been up here for forty years!]] And there's rats! [[CrossesTheLineTwice And they're nibbling my plums!]]"
** [[https://youtu.be/vnS2MFf_q28?t=2m20s Michael attempts to rape]] Harrybo's dead granddad for the 69th time and [[BlackComedyRape gets gangbanged]] [[LaserGuidedKarma by him and Harrybo themselves]]. But then, [[IncestIsRelative his family gather up and starts performing a massive orgy]].
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZaQowZkJRk Michael Rosen takes his Depravity Inter-cunt-inental! (71st Birthday Collab)]]
** [[https://youtu.be/2ZaQowZkJRk?t=4m16s Michael drinks]] [[WesternAnimation/{{Metalocalypse}} the bleach and screams as his mouth gets burned in a gruesome detail]]. [[spoiler: Even though using the animatronic scream from VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys, in which also doubles as a JumpScare.]]

[[AC:[=WolfLink64=]]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18XWxcf5gBI Cheese Sammich Terrorizes Birthday Parties]]
** The MLP intro being replaced with sentence-mixed soundbites from Weird Al songs.
** "My [[TheFunInFuneral funerals]] are all off the hook, I never plan them by the book!" (while an image of [[Series/LazyTown Stephanie]] looking displeased flies in)

[[AC:[=Xfan91=] (retired)]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y00HFJ2QS-0 Michael Rosen's Imaginary Telly]]
-->'''Creator/MichaelRosen''': Put your cheek on the telly.
-->''(the Series/TwoAndAHalfMen opening plays on the TV made out of Michael's fingers)''
-->'''Michael''': That program's called...[[TakeThat Shit Telly]].

[[AC:xox1592009]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rtca3XnCSV8 Jesse Ventura Gets Assassinated By The Government's Evil Assassins]]
** "And he's ready for man-on-man action."
** "Spread open your butthole, or die."
** "We're gonna play a wonderful game called 'What in the ''HELL'' is that?'"
** "Jesse Ventura is on the way to meet [[Film/TheMenWhoStareAtGoats the men who fuck goats]]"
** "[[BrokenRecord Tunnel vision tunnel vision tunnel vision tunnel]]..."

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTEIdUV0nE8 Jesse Ventura Confronts a Serial Rapist and is shot by Mentally Unstable security guards.]]
** The intro:
-->'''Jesse Ventura:''' I've been governor...a sassy bitch...a villain...and a gay cowboy. I've been ''gambling'' all of your ''money''...and now I think it's time you go ''bankrupt!'' I'm Jesse Ventura! And this is ''YourMom''- and this is ''your dad''- and this is ''YOU''.
-->'''Arnold Schwarzenegger:''' You're one ''ugly'' motherfucker...
** Jesse Ventura discusses what might happen in Area 51:
-->'''Jesse Ventura:''' We could wind up shot, beaten, burned, eaten, shit out, raped, in jail... ''or all three.''
** Alex hijacking a plane and crashing it into Al Gore's house.
** Then he meets up with Ross Mandell:
-->'''Ross Mandell:''' I spent five years on Wall Street as a pillager and a rapist, and eventually as the CEO of my own rape and pillage firm.
** Later on...
-->'''Jesse Ventura:''' You have a small penis compared to my massive governor cock!
-->'''Ross Mandell:''' That's totally false! In fact Jesse, I'm about 60 tons more than you!
-->'''Jesse Ventura (voiceover):''' Everything Ross Mandell was saying was bullshit. No one is bigger than Jesse Ventura!
-->'''Ross Mandell:''' It's not a conspiracy.
-->'''Jesse Ventura:''' Then what is it?
-->'''Ross Mandell:''' [[{{Pun}} It is a COCK-spiracy!]]
-->'''Jesse Ventura (voiceover):''' [[LampshadeHanging And there it is again. Another lame sex joke.]]
-->'''Jesse Ventura:''' How do I answer when people say to me "Ross has a small penis! Governor Ventura, how can you believe a man with a small penis?"
** There's a commercial break for 1800 brand tequila, and the spokesman has some...interesting opinions:
-->'''1800 Guy:''' Whatever happened to restaurants? So many places just give ya a plate with food in the middle. Personally, I like food ''under'' the plate, with a big shit in the middle. I also like eating tiny men- *is then grabbed by [[Film/{{Goodfellas}} Jimmy and Tommy]], who promptly start [[AmusingInjuries beating the shit out of him]]*
** The scene where he confronts the officials:
-->'''Businessman:''' Let's put it into perspective-
-->'''Jesse Ventura:''' [''interrupting''] Let's not!
** "[[HypocriticalHumor You interrupt me again, little boy, and I'll kick your ass.]]"
** "[[BlackComedyRape I asked Ross Mandell to stop by.]]"
** "When I get denied something, I do the opposite of getting angry... ''[[DancePartyEnding I dance]]''."

[[AC:[=xYTPx=]]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5FgWz25X10 EPIC YTP - Harry Potter and Ron Zombie in the Greatest YTP Ever Created! pt 1]].
** Harry Potter is renamed Harry [[WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog PINGAS]], and his scar is replaced with Weegee.
** "They are Mama Luigi, [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames Squadalah,]] [[VideoGame/HotelMario Pesky Plumbers, and Bowser!]]"
** [[GagSub I'm not writing]] [[WhoWritesThisCrap this crap. :P]]
** The Sorting ceremony.
-->'''Professor [=McGonagall=]:''' I shall place the Sorting Hat on your head... ''(hat catches fire)'' ...and you will be sorted into your houses. Hermione Granger!
-->'''Hermione:''' O_o
-->'''Professor [=McGonagall=]:''' >_<
-->'''Hermione:''' O_o
-->'''Professor [=McGonagall=]:''' ''(turns into the [[Film/TheWizardOfOz Wicked Witch of the West]])''
-->'''Hermione:''' [[PrecisionFStrike Oh, fuck.]]
** "Oh, and keep an eye on the staircases. They like to '''''RAPE YOU!!!!!'''''"
** The scene with the Fat Lady.
-->'''Fat Lady:''' ''(as Creator/BillyMays)'' Password?
-->'''Percy:''' [[StupidStatementDanceMix I'll put 'em both in the rinse cycle! I'll put 'em both, I'll put 'em both, I'll put 'em both in the rinse cycle!]]
** "Boys' dormitories upstairs and down to the left, girls' dormitories upstairs and down to the left, and all your belongings have already been stolen." '''''[[LeeroyJenkins LEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIIIINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]'''''
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQpgywixkpA EPIC YTP - Harry Potter and Ron Zombie in the Greatest YTP Ever Created! pt. 2]].

[[AC:[=Yahiamice=]]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=236MSbylGMo Jontron plays some bootleg videogames and questions his own emotions]]
** The intro rewinding because the author missed a joke: [[spoiler:[=Jon=][[Wrestling/JohnCena CENA!!!]]]]
** "Grandma's getting ''[bleep]''ed just to get you the same old gift."
** "This would've been great back in 2016. You know, where it was impressive just to not die." ''[cue laugh track]''
** "Why buy ''Monopoly'' when for $20, you can buy ''Monopoly''?"
** "But of course, it had to be expected--" "[[Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus The Spanish inquisition!]]"
** "Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you... uh, are you sitting?" [[spoiler:[[MemeticMutation JOHN CENA!!!!!]]]] ''[cue [[SensoryAbuse ear rape]]]'' "Perfect for children with no ears!"
** "Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you... uh, are you sitting?" [[spoiler:[[OverusedRunningGag -CENA!!]]]] ''[TV static]'' "The Pro Games Player!"
** "Digital 8-bit sound, high-tech controller, dazzling [[VisualPun 3D graphs]], and spec-tac-tacular [[LastSecondWordSwap Coke]]."
** "...except it's got this 8-second loop of music that's driving me crazy." ''[[[SelfDeprecation cue the JonTron theme song]]]''
** ''[the Cute Fish title screen has [[VideoGame/{{Undertale}} Undyne]] pasted onto it]'' "Cute Fish? [[TakeThat I don't think you mean this guy.]]"
** "Boxing ... Werstle. Let's load it up and see something life-changing." [[spoiler:''[Cue an '''[[UpToEleven even more distorted]] [[RuleOfThree JOHN CENA!]]]]]'''''
*** "Crack this!"
** "[[TheStinger If you wanna stay up to date on JonTron, fuck you!]]"

[[AC:[=Yoshimaniac=]]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ml5k04cb768 Blue's Clueless]]
** "We just got a letter!" (''opens letter'') [[spoiler: [[MemeticMutation YOU ARE AN IDIOT! HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA! YOU-]] (''Steve quickly closes the letter and sets it on the ground without another word'')]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOs9i7qBbhM Mickey Mouse Destroys His Clubhouse]]:
** "To make the Clubhouse appear, we have to say the magic words! Mickey Mou-" (''clubhouse drops right on top of Mickey; cue laugh track'')
** In the clubhouse:
-->'''Mickey''': Today, I'm going to play hide-and-seek with Donald [[Creator/DonaldTrump Trump]]!\\
(''Trump walks in, his face pasted over Donald Duck's head'')\\
'''Trump''': I got my start in Brooklyn...\\
'''Mickey''': Aw, gosh, Donald!\\
'''Trump''': A small loan of a million dollars...\\
'''Mickey''': Aw, gosh, Donald!\\
(''the screen is suddenly filled with talking Donald Trump faces'')\\
'''Mickey''': [[RuleOfThree AW, GOSH, DONALD!]]
** As Mickey counts to let Donald hide, he gets a little carried away...
-->'''Mickey''': Will you play hide-and-seek with me and help me find Donald?\\
'''[[Series/TheOfficeUS Michael]]''': NOOOOO!! NOOOOOO-\\
'''Mickey''': (''interrupting'') Great! Ready? (''covers eyes'') One...two...three...four...\\
(''[[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants "Tomorrow" title card]]'')\\
'''Mickey''': One...thousand....\\
(''Three Weeks Later'')\\
'''Mickey''': (''as inside of clubhouse looks faded'') Twenty-one thousand....\\
(''[[SerialEscalation 2000 years later]]'')\\
'''Mickey''': (''disheveled; standing in the ruins of an abandoned city'') Eighty-one thousand....eighty-two thousand...eighty-three thousand...eighty-four thousand....eighty-five thousand....
* The sequel to the above: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt96G9ud4iQ Mickey Mouse's Series of Unfortunate Events]]
-->'''Mickey''': "Hey, everybody! It's me: Mousey Mick! Say, you wanna come in my clubhouse?"\\
(''sounds of kids screaming'')\\
'''Mickey''': (''distorted; screen inverts'') '''''Well, all right!'''''
** [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment The Donald....thing during the roll call]].
-->'''Mickey''': I think Donald must be high, hoo hoo!
** After finding a guy making strange sounds...:
-->'''Mickey''': (''as Minnie stands outside the clubhouse'') Well that's not Donald. Who is it?\\
(''Cue JeopardyThinkingMusic'')\\
'''Mickey''': [[WhatAnIdiot It's Goofy!!]]\\
'''Lex Luthor''': '''''[[MemeticMutation WROOOOOONG!!!]]'''''\\
'''Mickey''': [[SustainedMisunderstanding It's Goofy!]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urg-E_Zoj9o Clarence Goes Crazy at a Zoo]]
-->'''WesternAnimation/{{Clarence}}''': Whoa! Look at that animal that's right in front of us!\\
(''Another Clarence is on the ground'')\\
'''Belson''': You can see Clarence anywhere, Clarence.
** "Miss Baker, [[ToiletHumor I pooped on my sandwich]]."
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMSdRWfm38M Melted]]
** Little Anna asking her sister to play:
--->'''Anna:''' ''(mouth magnified)'' Do you wanna build a snowman?
--->'''Elsa:''' [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Nah, I don't really feel like it.]]
--->''(cue "Series/ThePriceIsRight" LosingHorns)''
** WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}} bursting out of Elsa's room.
** "GET THOSE NUTS OUT OF MY FACE!" ''(punches Hans into the fjord)''
** The royal sisters sniffing chocolate:
--->'''Elsa:''' What is that amazing smell? ''(sniffs)''
--->'''Anna:''' [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants That smell. The kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells...smelly.]]
** The Duke's brain falling out of his head.
** After Elsa creates Olaf:
--->'''Olaf:''' [[WesternAnimation/FrostyTheSnowman Happy birthday!]]
--->'''[[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Squidward]]:''' It's not my BIRTHDAY! ''(sets Olaf on fire)''
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xG7L_WN4h8k Frosty The Frostman]]
** '''All of it.'''
** The "Happy birthday!" joke from ''Melted'' is recycled, this time in the context of ''Frosty'' itself, thus bringing it full circle.
** [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Mario]] [[VideoGame/SuperMarioOdyssey swiping his hat]] onto Frosty, causing him to gain the voice of Wrestling/CaptainLouAlbano.
** Frosty and Karen's failed attempt at getting a ticket.
--->'''Karen:''' We'd like a [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants double-triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four-by-four, animal style...]]
--->'''Ticket Man:''' [[WesternAnimation/MonstersInc This office is now closed!]] ''(shuts the window)''
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzTx3YbIPoE Down]]
** [[RunningGag NO!]]
** Charles Muntz getting his Adventurer's Membership badge ripped off and then immediately stuck onto his forehead.
-->[[Advertising/HeadOn Apply directly to your forehead!]]
** Young [[WesternAnimation/{{Up}} Carl]] inexplicably shattering to pieces upon trying to clear "Mt. Everest".
** "Good afternoon, [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants could we interest you in some]]...jazz...?"
* The ''entirety'' of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omhi786xEgA Homer Goes Crazy]] is an utter laugh-riot.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9znM2_xxDD0 Lego My Eggo]]
--> '''Spongebob: I never thought I would have to use this pepper spray! (sprays at the awakening Emmet)'''
--> '''Emmet: [[EyeScream MY EYES!]]'''
** When Emmet finally wakes up...
--> '''Emmet: Step 1! [[MindScrew uhhh?]]'''
** "ANTS!"
** This:
--> '''Emmet: Step 4: Eat [[SurpriseCreepy ALL THE SPECIAL PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE]]'''
--> '''Emmet: [[BlackComedy Almost forgot that one!]]'''
** When Emmet encounters Good/Bad Cop
--> '''Emmet: Isn't there supposed to be a CRAZY cop?'''
--> '''Bad Cop: Oh yes...'''
--> '''Crazy Cop: (insane laughter)'''
--> '''Emmet: [[OhCrap AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!]]'''
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyQKmSjtgrQ Cool Comeback Video]] being displayed on the monitor during the previously mentioned scene, before being interrupted by a JumpScare of Lord Business.
** "This is so gre- [[KilledMidSentence OOF!]]"
** Emmet showcasing various [[ExaggeratedTrope exaggerations]] of the Double Decker Couch.
** "DOH I MISSED!"
** [[TheStinger "Everything is- SPACESHIP!"]]

[[AC: The Youtube Pooper]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XE67Eyr-ItU LAWL YAYMAN TALKS ABOUT SUSTLEMANIA]]
** "My mom's name... is Hey Paulmen! And my name... is Lawl Yayman!"
** "My client... took his cock and I put it on the challenger!" ''Static'' "And I did nothing but sus, sus, sus, sus, sus, sus, sus... right through the canvas!"
** "So then Brock Lesnar wanted to go out for dinner! Brock Lesnar was hungry! And Brock Lesnar said "Goodnight everybody," took Roman Reigns out for dinner! F... 5!"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MjdyurrP6c&ab_channel=TheYoutubePooper THE ROCK WANTS HIS CRACK]]
** "We are less than a week away from the biggest cock in your rear."
** "A Jew in a cell match where you and five other Jews-" ''The Rock puts his hand in the announcers face''
** Two people are holding up signs. One says "[=FaF=]..." and one says "Cock".
** "Finally! [=TheehT=] !yllaally! The [=RoR=]! The cock has come back to the back!"
** "[=JuJ=]! Just shush for the very first time! Cali Cali! The Rock stood right in this arena and called you an ugly ass!"
** "This Sunday night, The Rock will be in hell!"
** "This is gonna be the most dangerous sus susus match The Rock has ever been in, and it doesn't matter what you call it! Whether it's called a helena cell, a cage in a cage, uranus in your anus! The only thing that matters... ''fart noise'' is penis in your anus!"
** "The Rock is going in this Sunday night to do exactly what he does best! Lay the smams down, and TAKE BACK THE ROCK'S CRACK!"
[[AC:[=YT Pewp=]]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFFSp-9uY2g WhehW of FoF!]]
** [[RunningGag Contestant Robert constantly wanting to solve the puzzle]].
** "I'm currently looking for my father, but in my spare time I'm a Corvette '67 Stingray. [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking And I'm originally from Brooklyn.]]"
** Pat introduces Contestant [=BoB=]:
-->'''Pat''': And you're married?
-->'''[=BoB=]''': Yes, for almost 89 years.
-->'''Pat''': Oh my goodness...
-->'''[=BoB=]''': And we have [[MassiveNumberedSiblings 5,000 children]].
-->'''Pat''': '''''Oh my goodness...'''''
** The second toss-up round...:
-->'''Pat''': The category is "Sauce Lyrics"....
-->(''The letters light up until they read: "OH ___T _ _____"'')
-->'''Robert''': (''dididididididing'') "Oh [[CensoredForComedy (bleep)]] a night!"
-->(''solved puzzle reads: "OH SHIT A NIGHT"'')
** The disastrous "Before & After" round.
** "I'd like to buy an E, please?" "One N." "I'd like to buy an A?" "Three [=Es=]."
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHGM0NRBfZc Paula Deen cooks her daddy. And hoecakes.]]
** In an EstablishingSeriesMoment, the "Blast from the Past" logo is altered to say "Blast from the Ass". This altered logo has also appeared in some of his other Paula Deen poops.
** "Our pan is [[{{Pun}} icin' hot]]".
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-0hfYialbc Paula Deen eats teenagers and gets spanked]]
** "We're making so many burgers today I think we're gonna get hard."
** The "Michael's gonna spank me" bit.
** Paula apparently loves man on her hamburger, and is not much of a ketchup eater on her teenagers.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBBchnDdJYY Paula Deen makes weird gingerbread cookies]]
** "Now I'm just gonna break off my hands." ''SickeningCrunch, and then color bars with text saying "WHOOPS".''
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vm5WdQAz-RA Paula Deen insults you and bakes f***er bars]]
** "I'm gonna start with 5 cups of [[{{Pun}} gracker]] crumbs."
** "I think that could get messy..." ''Reverse.'' "[=YssessY=] (pronounced "yesessy" or "ya sissy")."
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMgORgGHaRI Pauna Deel cooks Diane]]
** "And did y'all know that Diane was the cunt? Just a little bitch."
** "I went to the grocery store and bought a small house."
** The ending. "Hey yay yeh! Now if you enjoyed this Blast from the Ass, be sure to like it, and lick the butt!"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVMzTVgx-f8 THIS. IS. Deal or No De- ...JEOPARDY!]]
** Poor contestant Cade becomes a complete ButtMonkey, to the point that even the board itself seems to conspire against him.
-->'''Cade''': Flags for 1200.\\
(''Daily Double siren is heard, then reverses as the panel returns to the board.'')\\
'''Alex''': Oops!\\
(''Cade looks disappointed as the crowd groans.'')
** A lot of the poop's humor comes from the non-sequitur questions and equally nonsensical responses. To wit:
*** "This Michigan businessman once fired [[Series/TheAndyGriffithShow Aunt Bee and Opie]] on ''Series/TheFreshPrinceOfBelAir'' on April 14th, 1865."
--->'''Chrissy''': Who is Creator/WillSmith?\\
'''Alex''': That's the one.
*** "Everything is free...it gives you the symptoms of AIDS."
--->'''Cade''': What is Toronto?\\
'''Alex''': Toronto, that's it.
*** "A cat-craving alien from Melmac was adopted by Howie Mandel direct from this island nation."
--->'''Chrissy''': What is Maryland?\\
'''Alex''': Right you are!
*** "On this game show, squirrels pretend to bury nuts and Jennifer Love Hewitt."
--->'''Jonathan''': What is ''Series/{{ALF}}''?\\
'''Alex''': You are correct.
*** "It's a freshly brewed cup of musk."
*** "The symptoms of ass ebola is making Gabriel [=GarciaicraG=] leirbaG sick."
** "With that, you go to $11,200 and you have prevented an ebola outbreak, so it's come down to Final."
** "A fanlight isn't a fanlight...(beep beep beep)...it's a window."
** "Cade and Chrissy lost almost fifty billion dollars." (''displays both read "-$49,999,999,999"'')
** "Cade, you were on this very quickly. I'm going to make the assumption that [[{{Jerkass}} you suck.]]" (''beep beep beep as Cade looks hurt'')
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0LUC3GD2G4 Dr. DUuH talks clear]]
** "This week's Speech Tip comes from [[UsefulNotes/BarackObama President Obama]]. [[CriticalResearchFailure She]] says, 'I think racial and gender IN-equality is [[AccentUponTheWrongSyllable goo-DUH]].'"
** "To say the D clearly, push the tip of your throat, up to the roof or top of your lips."
** "Close your teeth. That will make it easier for you to [[DoubleEntendre get the D]] behind your front teeth."
** "Notice that the o-o is the same sound as in ''(imitates drill)''."
** "You could feel the butt a lot." (Picture of [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Bart Simpson]] mooning.)
** "You say this word. [[EpicFail De-siss-in]]."
** Dr. [=DUuH=] beatboxing.
** "[[PrecisionFStrike F]][[CensoredForComedy ***]] you for watchiiiiiinnnnnggg this Speech Tip ''(imitates drill)'' video. Whoa. Click the subnnn to be fied when the next Speeeech Tip video is [[RunningGag uploaded-DUH]]."
** "For more informat-t-t-t-tion on butt reduction and learning to speak Spanish, like us on faceTube. We may use lettuce on twitter."
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUmZQocitNc Dr. DUuH wants to go to bed]]
** "President of [[INeedAFreakingDrink beer]]."
** "This week's Englis Speech Tip comes from [[UnfortunateNames Shit Ass]]."
** "You are difficult, so you need to die."
** Dr. [=DUuH=] saying "bad" to the sound of a siren.
** "Make your butt flat, stretch your ass cheeks big as an owl."
** "[[CaptainObvious People who speak English understand English.]]"
** "This word is [[MemeticMutation SuuS]]."
** "You need to be able to say this word accurately: [[PunctuatedForEmphasis butt-hole]]."
** "Fuck you! I'm going to be[[CallBack -DUH]]."
** "I hope this video was difficult. Be sure to subscribe to our twitbook channel."
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kg48GG0t46Q Donald Biden vs. Joe Trump AGAIN]]
** "The debate commission will then turn off their microphone for no reason only when it is their turn to answer."

[[AC:YUMMY MUFFINZ]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pl-DReHx840 Martin Yan Is A Noodle Expert]]
** "I'm always very hard in my kitchen!"
** "Have you ever used your noodle? Of course you have!" ''Yan proceeds to, well, you know.''
** ''Yan farts.'' "I can smell it!"

[[AC:[=ZaGorudan=]]]
* [[https://youtu.be/8nX69gzzRjg King Kong vs. Godzilla is a GREAT movie]]
**
--->'''Reporter:''' "Dr. Johnson, you stated that Godzilla would definitely come to Japan. What makes you believe this?"\\
'''Dr. Johnson:''' ''<{{Beat}}>'' "Wiki/TvTropes."[[note]]Complete with a screenshot of this wiki's TokyoIsTheCenterOfTheUniverse page[[/note]]
** A supercut of the weird way Godzilla keeps flapping his arms, culminating in him taking off becoming ATwinkleInTheSky.
** A deliberately sucky “Godzilla Wins” AlternateEnding to skewer the urban legend that the Japanese cut had a different ending.
* [[https://youtu.be/MNh2NArzC_o "Ghidrah" the Three-Headed Monster is an A-OK movie]]
** Godzilla [[GroinAttack gets hit in the unmentionables]] by King Ghidorah's gravity beams in the movie… Cue ''Film/SonOfGodzilla'' and ''Film/AllMonstersAttack'' being [[RetGone ret-goned]].
* [[https://youtu.be/W3Qzo-Ci7zQ "Invasion of the Astro-Monster" is my favorite Star Trek Episode]]
** An unexpected segue to a [=CMoF=] in a completely different movie.
--->'''Fuji:''' "What do you make of that?"\\
'''[[Film/{{Airplane}} Johnny Henshaw-Jacobs]]:''' "What, this? I could make a cap, or a brooch, or [[Film/{{Rodan}} a pterodactyl]]-"
* [[https://youtu.be/DetfqXXNCqc Destroy All Monsters is a DAM GOOD movie]]
** The intro to the Poop spoofing the opening to ''Anime/KemonoFriends'' with some of Monster Island's denizens.
** "[[CaptainObvious And Rodan is flying]]." "I fully agree with you."
** "Hey, what's wrong?" "They're jamming us!" ''<cue Anguirus [[VisualPun flinging a jar of jam at the advancing tanks]]>''
** The poop notes multiple moments when [=TheGoldnGuy=] did ''[[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer not]]'' change audio or editing from [[Film/DestroyAllMonsters the original film]].
** "[[PuttingItMildly Today, the Fuji Area will experience something different]]." ''<cue sped-up version of the final battle from ''Film/DestroyAllMonsters'', accompanied by a continuation of the ''Anime/KemonoFriends'' opening from before>''
--->'''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DetfqXXNCqc&lc=UgxqTPOVngCLPMjPj1R4AaABAg YouTube commenter SYSADMIN]]:''' "nah, [[TokyoIsTheCenterOfTheUniverse at this point i think this is a pretty regular occurrence]]."
* [[https://youtu.be/NQxjEDVJaXs Godzilla Asserts Himself as a Beacon of Morality]]
** "Your mom's out there, Ford." "''<[[VisualPun HONK!]]>''"
** "I DESER-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R…" '''ERROR: [[Creator/BryanCranston Cranston]].exe has stopped working. He can't be in the film anymore :('''
** "The Americans first thought that it was the Americans. The Russians thought that it was the Americans." "[[Film/ShinGodzilla Typically]] [[EagleLand American!]]"
** "This is our haystack in a needlestack penis." "Toe!" "Oh no!"
** "Let them fuck."
*** Which leads to Godzilla taking umbrage with the pairing since [[BrotherSisterIncest the male and female MUTO are technically siblings]].
* [[https://youtu.be/ShKZxd9FvAg Godzilla: King of Queens]]
** Titanus [[Film/GodzillaRaidsAgain Gigantis]]
** "How many of these things are there?!" "[[Series/UltraSeven Seven… Seven… Seven… Seven… Seven]]teen."
** "Drop the bass" ''<cue dubstep remix of the ''Godzilla'' theme that ends with [[VisualPun a flaming bass guitar falling on Godzilla's head]]>''
** King Ghidorah being a (terrible) Barbershop quartet- er, trio.
** Near the end of the Poop, [=ZaGorudan=] notes how much of the film was still left after [[LikeYouWouldReallyDoIt the Oxygen Destroyer seemingly kills Godzilla]].
----

[[AC:[=MadPilot86=]]]
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZropTHJnno Pikachu is trying to say something]]'':
-->'''[[Anime/{{Pokemon}} Pokédex]]:''' An effective AIDS antidote can be made by smoking weed.\\
'''Misty:''' [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames You've got to be kidding.]]\\
'''Pokédex:''' '''''[[WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog NO!!!]]'''''\\

** Misty pulling a DuckSeasonRabbitSeason joke on [[Memes/{{Advertising}} George the Volcano]].
--->'''Misty:''' [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech Go cut yourself! Your parents are dead, and you got no friends!]] ''([[FlippingTheBird flips him off]])''
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKmu4_9DCQ8 Misty Has a Seizure]]'' (reupload by other user):
-->'''Old man:''' First you stole my boat, and then you destroyed my boat, and then you stole my [[VideoGame/HotelMario TOASTERS]], [[RuleOfThree and then you]] smoked my [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames illegal]] toast, and then you destroyed my bucket of chicken, and then you stole my SUPER SUCKING VACUUM TRAP, [[OverlyLongGag and then you]] [[BreadEggsMilkSquick fucked my granddaughter.]] You'll pay for this!\\
''({{Beat}})''\\
[[spoiler:'''Misty:''' What the ''([[SoundEffectBleep bleep]])'' are you smoking?]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWf-Z5UJdlc It has a hint of:]]
-->'''Max:''' ''[[ManipulativeEditing SAUWS...!]]'' Sauce-sauce-sauce-sauce--\\
'''May:''' --Barbecue--\\
'''Max:''' '''[[OverlyLongGag --Sauce!]]'''\\

'''Max:''' ''([[EvilLaugh demented laugh]])'' [[WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS!]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-bAH0O-Uf8 May doesn't have any cheese]]:
-->'''[[ButtMonkey May]]:''' You can make fun of my Pokémon all you want, but don't you ''dare'' make fun of my [[WesternAnimation/RockosModernLife CHEESE!]]\\

'''Max [[spoiler:(actually Harley)]]:''' You won't believe what my mom did next.\\
'''May:''' '''[[IronWoobie NO DON'T SAY IT!!]]'''\\
'''Max:''' She thought my sister was [[VideoGame/HotelMario gay]] and actually tried to [[DoubleStandardRapeFemaleOnFemale fuck]] her!

[[AC:[=Maple Pony=]]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oeGYlMCEBg The Wing Trap]]
** "Dear Twilight Sparkle, The spell contained on the last page of this book is shit. Rewrite it."
** "The others have concerns, I'm in love with [[TheSimpsons Mr. Burns]]
** "Here's some nice, juicy Rainbow Dash for you to munch on!"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40huvlJJ_vQ Wonderbolt Catastrophe]]
-->'''Rainbow Dash''': I quit.\\
'''Spitfire''': Already? That's an academy record!
** Before that:
--->'''Rainbow Dash''': Permission to enter, ma'am?\\
'''Spitfire''': (''uninterested'') What is it, Rainbow Dash?\\
'''Rainbow Dash''': I had the best time--\\
'''Spitfire''': (''even more uninterested'') Whatever, Rainbow Dash.\\
'''Rainbow Dash''': And you made me a wing pony!\\
'''Spitfire''': (''totally uninterested'') F*ck you, Rainbow Dash.

[[AC:[=MassagrafReviews=]]]
* King Harkinian vs. SelfDemonstrating/GLaDOS, a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJgnpnI2mdg two]][[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-_PO915ums part]] battle between two [[EnsembleDarkhorse of the most beloved characters]] of the YTP community.

[[AC:MASTERLINKX]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cY7ND0DM4nE Friendship is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Hasbro, Inc.]]
-->'''Twilight Sparkle:''' She's a bitch.\\
'''Crowd:''' A ''what?!''\\
'''Twilight Sparkle:''' A bitch, and she was born a bitch.\\
'''Applejack:''' Born where?! I've never seen a bitch like that in these parts!
** Something HilariousInHindsight that happened with this video is that at one point it really ''was'' no longer available due to a copyright claim by Hasbro Inc.
** Pinkie Pie eating a bird.
** "If you slowed down and looked where you were going, you'd see that you tripped over Barack Obama!"
** "Don't ever let me catch you [[IBangedYourMom doing my mother]] again!"

--->'''Twilight:''' "I don't want anyone thinking [[ADateWithRosiePalms I jack off to]] [[UsefulNotes/FurryFandom ponies,]] like Trixie!\\
'''Trixie:''' ''Neigh!''
** Twilight [[BlackComedyRape raping]] Spike ([[UpToEleven twice!]])[[spoiler: [[DoubleStandardRapeFemaleOnFemale and Scootaloo]]]].
** VideoGame/DukeNukem pumping Rarity full of lead.
--->'''Applejack:''' Well, we can't just leave Rarity like this.\\
'''Pinkie Pie:''' [[CaptainObvious She'll die!]]\\
'''Twilight Sparkle:''' She will not.\\
'''Pinkie Pie:''' Give her time...
** Twilight trolling Rainbow Dash.
--->'''Twilight Sparkle:''' Remember, Rainbow: [[http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/the-game The Game]]!\\
'''Rainbow Dash:''' I lost...

[[AC:[=MasterOfZoroark=]]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWxpziYGDRI The Irregular Show: Episode 1]]:
** Muscle Man [[BlackComedyRape raping a food cart]].
** Where Rigby's "Rig Juice" came from.
** The warped version of the ''WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill'' theme playing at the end.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgqGb8fclDA The Irregular Show: Episode 2]]:
** Mordecai and Rigby go into a [=GameStop=] and Mordecai sees the games all have a naked Pops on them. In particular there's ''[[VideoGame/SuperMarioWorld Super Pops World]]'', ''[[Franchise/AceAttorney Pops Ace Attorney]]'', ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAuto'' with shots from the show on the background, and ''[[VideoGame/ChronoTrigger Pops Trigger]]''.
** The cashier being a devoted brony.
** Rigby putting on ''VideoGame/HaloReach'', followed by [[WebAnimation/AwesomeSeries Awesome Reach]] playing on the TV in G major.
** Rigby telling Mordecai to think of something and he ends up conjuring Derpy Hooves.
** When Mordecai, Rigby, and Skips get into the cart [[VideoGame/MarioKart a Lakitu signals them to take off, then they get a Spiny Shell from an item box]] and shoot it at Naked Pops ([[NoSell to no effect]]).
** The end:
--->'''Benson''': I can't even take a shower without you guys screwing--\\
''(Benson's towel falls off, [[CampGay Rigby tries to lick his exposed junk]])''\\
'''Benson''': Fuck no!
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOB1D3bQ29c The Irregular Show: Episode 3]]:
** At the beginning, you can see that rule 114 is "no giving head".
** Mordecai and Rigby reviewing the rules:
--->'''Mordecai''': Rule number 115: No food on the floor.\\
''(they proceed to knock their snacks off of the table and onto the floor, while Benson quells in horror)''\\
'''Rigby''': Fuck that!\\
'''Mordecai''': Rule number 116: No shit on the floor.\\
'''Rigby''': What?! (electronic voice) That's going way too far!
*** Then Rigby's bout of explosive diarrhea afterward.
** When they question Benson's "no unicorns" rule the scene flashes back a week earlier to Twilight Sparkle kicking a tied-up Benson and taking his gumballs.
** Benson shows them RuleThirtyFour, followed by Rigby stating "I actually kind of like that one".
** In response to the duo's complaint:
--->'''Benson''': Life without rules is chaos.\\
'''Discord''': [[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration Blasphemy. You're lucky I don't cast you out or smite you or something]].
** The actual reason [[GeorgeJetsonJobSecurity Benson fires them]]:
--->'''Benson''': Now get off your lazy asses and go get me another Grilled Cheese DELUXE!\\
'''Mordecai''': You know what? We're sick of all your shit.\\
'''Benson''': What?\\
'''Rigby''': Yeah.\\
'''Benson''': YOU'RE FIRED!\\
''(cue the opening flute of Music/CelineDion's "My Heart Will Go On")''\\
'''Benson''': [[SensoryAbuse GET OUT!]]
** Rule 118: Fired employees will be hunted down until Benson gets a Grilled Cheese Deluxe.
** Benson gets mad over his Grilled Cheese Deluxe being charred, so he [[BlackComedy dismembers Rigby]] [[DisproportionateRetribution with a]] [[ChainsawGood chainsaw]]. In the epilogue, Rigby is sewn back together and Benson gets arrested.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QACtmolTNYs Twilight Wreaks Havoc Onto Bronyville]]:
** [[WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball Gumball]] being offended by Robotnik's implied pedophilia, leading to the latter killing the former with a [[Manga/{{Naruto}} Rasengan]].
** "I can't believe [[ShapedLikeItself Dr. Robotnik is Dr. Robotnik!]]" "Shocking, isn't it?"
** Robotnik attempting to kill the Cutie Mark Crusaders after their bad performance, then promptly getting [[ExitPursuedByABear chased offscreen by Applejack]] (also a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome).
--->'''Applejack:''' [[MamaBear Are you tryin' to kill mah sister?]]\\
'''Robotnik:''' Well, to be truthful, that song sucked balls. (''runs screaming after Applejack tries to buck him in the head'')\\
'''Applejack:''' Come back here!
** Twilight going mad while incarcerated:
--->'''Twilight''': Dear Princess Celestia, today I learned that fucking fillies can be so much fun.\\
''(Celestia is horrified)''\\
'''Pops''': [[DirtyOldMan Oh, I agree]].
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYfW1fgy50Y Dan Vursiz Da' Whirld]], a bizarre tale of a revenge plot on a dentist spiraling into madness.
** Chris hitting Dan in the face with a sledgehammer.
** Dr. Rabbit preparing to molest Dan. Predictable, but hilarious nonetheless.
** Dan [=KOing=] Chris ''VideoGame/SuperSmashBros'' style.
** Chris punching Dan in the face in response to him calling him stupid.
** Dan revealing a secret entrance then Chris getting crushed by a stone fist.
*** [[WesternAnimation/TheEmperorsNewGroove WRONG LEVAH!]]
** He's getting away! GET HIM!
** Gaston punching himself off a cliff.
** When I was a lad, I ate four dozen viagras to help my dick get large!
*** Gaston's dick then gave out due to the viagra pills he swallowed.
** IT'S NOT CHILI DOGS, IT'S COCAINE!
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckCgj36Ry4o Robotnik Debuts On Eggman X]]
** "When I was a lad, I used to [[GroinAttack castrate my mama!]]"
** [[DoubleStandardRapeMaleOnMale I'm penetrating Sonic's ass!]]
** Robotnik is forcing our villagers to commit incest!
** Don't be shy, [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS2E19PuttingYourHoofDown look 'em in the eye]]!
** Robotnik being confronted by Chris Hansen.
** My clothes are [[GoldMakesEverythingShiny covered with gold paint]]!
*** [[WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy Being rich really stinks.]]
** I'll write [[FanFic/{{Cupcakes}} my own fanfiction]]!
** Robotnik singing "Like A Boss".
** In the Sonic Says segment, a drunken Scratch envisions Tails as a muscular adonis, and [[DoubleStandardRapeMaleOnMale violates him]]. Sonic puts it best: "Stay away from liquor, kids!"

[[AC: [=TheMasterPoop=]]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEI0s0mwqXM Harry Potter and the Flesh Eatin' Slug Repellent Parts 1]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtAzaZsfFJc and 2]]. A hilarious poop of Film/HarryPotterAndTheChamberOfSecrets, with quite possibly the best editing of any YTP ever. It's one of the only good two-part poops.
** "You've risked the exposure of our underage porn."
** "I strongly recommend [[CampGay cock]]... to all."
** "C'mon! [[VisualGag Get your trunk!]]"
** Harry and Ron almost getting run over by WesternAnimation/ThomasTheTankEngine.
** Harry falling out of the car and hitting the train.
** "WHERE ''HAVE'' YOU [[Series/MrBean BEAN?]]"
** Hagrid's Pedobear face whenever he talks to Hermione.
** "Hello, Miss Granger..."
** The flying car hitting an airplane, making both vehicles crash and explode. The fact that the scene hangs for several seconds more after the explosion is just brilliance.
** Hermione's distress.
--->'''Hermione:''' He called me a Mudblood.\\
'''Hagrid:''' [[SassyBlackWoman He did not]].
** "It means 'dirty [[CensoredForComedy b***]]'."
** Harry killing the basilisk with a [[Franchise/StarWars lightsaber]].
** The faces of Filch and Ms. Norris are swapped in one scene.
** Ginny catching on fire and shooting laser eyes at Harry and blowing up the Burrow.
** Snape wearing gag glasses, [[HypocriticalHumour saying "Do you have any idea how serious this is?!"]]
** Herbology:
--->'''Seamus:''' Neville's fainted.\\
'''Professor Sprout''': ''Excellent.'' [[ComedicSociopathy Ten points to Gryffindor]]!

[[AC:[=McGeesJabberwock=]]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyJeOCz9lPg Harlequin Tries to Hit On Lupay]], a short poop which teaches viewers how ''not'' to hit on someone you like:
-->'''Lupay:''' ''You're someone who must die!''\\
'''Harlequin:''' Don't say no to me! Let's see your tits.

[[AC:[=MegaWeegie=]]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVfq37j6MnI Trapped in a YouTube Poop]]. The whole thing.
-->''Do you wanna get liver?''\\
''I like liver.''\\
''I'm like, "No".''\\
''I just want liver!''\\
''So what do you wanna do?''\\
''I want liver!''\\
''[[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOO]].''
** The entire part with the doors.
--->''So we head out the car door! Then I open the front door! And we get in the garage door! [[BreadMilkEggsSquick Put my cock in the car door!]] [clip missing] [[CrossesTheLineTwice And then I turn it sideways!]] Then I open our seat belts! As we pull my cock out the car door! Then we drive to the front door! We're approaching the car door! Heading off to the garage door! [[OverlyLongGag Almost there at the car door! Heading off to the front door! We're approaching the garage door! Then I head out the car door!]] Did I mention the seat belts?
** "There's some idiot in a Volvo with his cock in my behind. Whatcha tryin' to do, [[SoundEffectBleep *BLEEP*]] me?"
** "[[ADateWithRosiePalms I put my cock on my hands]] and scream 'I don't know who you are anymooooooooooooooooooooooooooore!"
*** "The voice on the speaker says 'I don't have a cock.'" "OOOOOOOOOOO!"
** The protagonist's reaction to the drive-thru not accepting credit cards.
--->'''Protagonist:''' SUCK MY COCK!\\
'''Drive-Thru Lady:''' [[Music/SystemOfADown My cock is much bigger than yours!]]
** "She screams [[ClusterFBomb 'SH*T C*CK F*CK SH*T F*CKIN' C*CK F*CKER!']]"

[[AC:[=MeiAIDS=] (Retired)]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3OvxjJ9iCY Toy Story 3]]. [[spoiler:An opening credits sequence, Woody and Buzz dildos falling in love and having sex for two minutes straight to Petula Clark's "Downtown", then four minutes of demented ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory'' images to [[WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994 "Can You Feel the Love Tonight?".]]]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVPOmeCj5pQ Dr Phil - Soulja Boy]]
** "There's nothing clean about DOCTOR PHIL"
--->'''Doctor Phil:''' ''(Smiles while Bowser's laugh from Hotel Mario is heard)''

[[AC:[=MeleeMario720=]]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbIi15U3JyM This video]] is an entire 4 minutes worth of laughs by the name of "U Want Cake In Teh Mornin!?!?".
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XEwjOco11Y A Meener Evil]] is an epic [=YouTube=] Poop, with notable funny moments including:
** [[Creator/MichaelRosen Michael Rosen]] getting the castle door slammed in his face.
** What's Michael Rosen's reason for flying over to Hyrule (when he thought he was going to Holland)? To get away from the 48 kids in his class, of course!
** "I read in a book that Link is a mighty warrior. Zelda has smart brains. The King is a powerful dinner eating machine. And... ''(Realises that Gwonam is missing)'' ...Where is the carpet flying guy?"
** The group of heroes going into Mark Sabine's restaurant and ordering some food, but all they get is marmalade and vindaloo (which happens to be made of lamp oil).
** Link meets a woman in Gamelon.
--->'''Woman:''' You're not afraid of me, are you?\\
'''Link:''' Of course!\\
'''Woman:''' Then get my husband's cocaine.\\
'''Link:''' No way!\\
'''Woman:''' Pretty please? He's a bum now.\\
'''Husband:''' Ehhh…\\
'''Woman:''' It's not much.\\
'''Link:''' No!
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHWElvLpllM King Harkinian's preference in game platforms spirals into a crazed drug war]]. The title says it all: The King's frustration over the UsefulNotes/WiiU being ignored in an ad for ''VideoGame/RaymanLegends'' leads to him unwittingly summoning a [[FloatingLimbs Rayman-limbed]] Snoop Dogg and a food seasoning spokesman, who proceed to battle over weed and pot in the castle and interrupt the royal family's Christmas festivities. HilarityEnsues.
** "Snoop Dogg is full of ship! This is a Wii U, you [[BigStupidDooDooHead piece of doo-doo!]]"
** Michael Rosen covering [[WebVideo/{{Vinesauce}} Joel's]] story about the classmate would draw a penis on every classroom computer at his poetry corner.
--->'''''WHO'S BEEN DRAWING [[ComicBook/DickTracy D]][[ComicBook/{{Robin}} I]][[Creator/DickVanDyke C]][[Literature/DickWhittington K]][[VisualPun S?!]]'''''
** After the defeat of the battling Snoop and spokesman, King Harkinian celebrates by dancing with Duane and a man holding chicken wings while holding his Wii U gamepad and a turkey leg, gibbering joyously. After a beat, Michael Rosen simply has this to say about all that just happened:
--->'''Michael Rosen''': Remind me to never come here for Christmas ever again...

[[AC:[=MidnightMidna=]]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5Y9424_0WI King Koopa is Sued for Copyright Infringement]], namely the cameo of the MLP theme tune at the beginning, King Koopa's [[Franchise/AceAttorney objection]], Big Mouth claiming Prince Hugo is a rapist, the "miniature poodle" RunningGag, and some other choice sentence mixing.
-->'''King Koopa''': The Koopa family will come *original* to order.\\\
'''King Koopa''': Bully, suck Big Mouth's cock!\\
'''Bully''': [[NonSequitur Pinkie Pie]].\\\
'''Prince Hugo''': My royal army has just been defeated by [[NWordPrivileges niggers]].\\\
[[TheStinger eldoop erutainim A]]

[[AC:Mightyfilm]]
* The ending to ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSzJG22ElCk D'oh Yogi!: The Unaired Series Finale]]'':
-->'''Cindy Bear''': Honestly, Yogi, it's ''your'' fault!\\
'''WesternAnimation/YogiBear''': M-my fault?\\
'''Ranger Smith''': I ''told'' you Yogi was no good, sir!\\
'''Doggie Daddy''': I'm afraid I've got no choice but to remove you from da fresh and new line-up!\\
'''Dick Dastardly''': ''D'oh Yogi!'' is cancelled, cranberry head!\\
'''Skeeter''': We did it!\\
'''Kermit the Frog''': Yayyyyy!\\
'''Yogi''': I mean, what's that guy got that I do not got?\\
'''Boo-boo''': About a hundred million fans.

[[AC:[=MikaelDoral=]]]
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7m1jIK_Ec5Q BILLY MAYS SUICIDE JACK]]'':
** Billy Mays pronouncing suicide as "surryside".
** "Suicide isn't safe and in some states it's even illegal."
** "The Suicide Jack transmits X-rays through the speakers of your car. Instead of hearing the other person, you die in your car."
** A customer drops her phone as the Suicide Jack activates. It then cuts to her car running a red light and getting hit by a truck.
** "The Suicide Jack in your car can dramatically increase your car insurance, including 88 points on your driving license. But you don't need that license shit, right? You'll be dead anyway!"
** "No, Carla. Be dead in just two minutes! And see you in hell! Asshole!" ''(Billy then hits a truck)''

[[AC:[=MonsieurCorneille=]]]
* [[WesternAnimation/InspectorGadget Gadget]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-YY7g03RJs Inspector]]

%%[[AC:[=MountainDewMaNN=]]]
%%* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2LufgJCciQ GRANDMA LUIGIS TALES FROM THE BAD MEDICINE RAFT]]
%%** Luigi's Weed Face © 2011
%%** [[RunningGag Tell Yoshi bedtime story now!]]
%%** [[ManipulativeEditing I'm not gonna tell you a bedtime story, Yoshi]].
%%*** [[SarcasmMode GUD SENTINSE MICKSING 9/10]]
%%** [[StupidStatementDanceMix The place was deserted! The place was deserted! The place was--the place was--the place was deserted! The place was deserted! The place was deserted! The place was--the place was--the place was deserted!]]
%%** Mario was attacked by a FOOTBALL!
%%** [[Music/DaftPunk It's amazing what you'll find face to face]] '''[[JumpScare WITH A FIRE SUMO!]]'''
%%** I fell for [[Music/{{Thriller}} 40,000 years]].
%%** [[ManipulativeEditing It's a stove, Luigi. You didn't bake it]].
%%** The placement of the ''WesternAnimation/GeorgeOfTheJungle'' theme.
%%** We'll call it Cake. It's a day when moms get lots of kids.
%%** You're dealing with a licensed [[ManipulativeEditing MEATBAAAAAAAAAAAAA]]'''[[ManipulativeEditing AAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLL!]]'''
%%** So, anyway- [[JumpScare RRRAAAGGHH!]] '''[[MemeticMutation DDDDDEEEEUUUUUUUAAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!]]'''
%%** Are those cave kids gonna whimper when they find I've MASHED all their toys into POTATOES
%%** And so, we died.
%%* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdfuRIBL8to THE ROBOTNIK CENTIPEDE]]
%%** I want that hedge!
%%** I'm engulfed in a Soundcloud!
%%** Money back guarantee eetnaraug kcab yenoM
%%** Oversized calculator! You already said that. What? I don't remember saying that!
%%** Download my soup.
%%** [[Series/ItsAboutTime It's about time, it's about space, about strange people in the strangest place]]
%%** Turn off that like! (like button crumbles) That's better.
%%** Pay the price, pay the price, pay the prirp eht yaP
%%** [[FreezeFrameBonus ohai 2007]]

[[AC:[=MrAluminumJacket=]]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwJLSj-y7hE SpingeBill Teaches How to Poop]]
** The ending, where [=SpongeBob=] and Squidward are Nazis are and horrified that Mr. Krabs comes out like a Jew (complete with [[GreedyJew holding a $100 bill]]). [=SpongeBob=] tries to call the Navy, but instead has a JewishMother on the phone.
--->'''Squidward:''' Attention everyone, run for your lives! JEWS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE WORLD! ''(beat)'' ''OUR'' WORLD!

[[AC:[=MrJLBrown=]]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toDtgbJcC-w Ripto's Roid Rage]], particularly the end where [[spoiler:Rainbow Dash tries to get Ripto to yell louder, leading to him taking a long inhale then exploding with the force of a hydrogen bomb.]]
** Try to listen to Ripto saying "I'll deal drugs to Avalar" with a straight face.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw5AVYGEJLM Equestrian Holida--SCOOTALOO IS BEST LITTLE HOAERSEDC]], notably one of the few pre-G4 ''Franchise/MyLittlePony'' poops.

[[AC:Mr. Pasquale]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVQQP5OMxd4 Double Boost.mov]]:
** The entire Fist Bump segment:
--->''Together, '''''[[SensoryAbuse WE CAN SHOW THE WORLD WHAT WE CAN DO]]'''''\\
You are fucking me and I'm fucking juice\\
Ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-oooooone\\
Wow\\
No one's gonna give a shit\\
Into each other we put our dicks\\
United States\\
What the fuck?'' (''as it zooms in on the [[CharacterCustomization Avatar]]'')
** And then shortly after:
--->'''Amy:''' I still dream that Sonic is with us. Do you think he might be--\\
'''Silver:''' Sonic is gone, Amy. And Tails is--\\
'''Knuckles:''' [[InstantlyProvenWrong Sonic is alive!]]\\
'''Silver:''' '''[[ThatLiarLies DOES ANYONE BUT YOU BELIEVE YOUR LIES?!?]]'''\\
'''Charmy:''' (''examines the Avatar'') Hmm, doesn't look like much.\\
'''Knuckles:''' Neither do you, Charmy, [[AccidentalInnuendo but I still manage to find a use for your pointy butt!]]\\
'''WebVideo/{{Maxmoefoe}}:''' HEY, STOP! Why, oh--''why!?'' I just don't get it, I always catch you fuckers watching this sick shit! This is ''sickening!''
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnmmKJu93QU Chronic Farces]]:
** The first joke involves [[Film/{{Transformers}} Glen Whitmann]] looking up Amy Rose Rule34, only to discover that [[PaedoHunt she's 12]]. Cue FBI raid.
** Dr. Eggman getting interrupted by Cubot cleaning one of his glass tubes.
--->'''Dr. Eggman:''' Sonic. [[FoeYay How I love him.]] And all of that loathing has been focused into this invi--\\
(''gets interrupted by Cubot's wiping; Eggman pauses for a bit, then continues once the wiping stops'')\\
'''Eggman:''' ...vincible instrument--\\
(''Cubot keeps wiping'')\\
'''Eggman:''' [[BigShutUp SHUT UUUUUUUU--]]

--->'''Eggman:''' You know what's better than an ambush?\\
'''Tails:''' An ambush with ice cream? (''winks as ''Series/ThePriceIsRight'' music and fanfare play'')\\
'''Eggman:''' (''[[LamePunReaction shoots Tails in the head]]'')\\
'''Sonic:''' [[BigNo TAILS, NO!]]\\
'''[[DownerEnding With Tails defeated, Eggman quickly took over.]]'''\\
'''[[WesternAnimation/{{Madagascar}} Private]]:''' Well, this sucks!
** When Zavok[[spoiler:'s clone]] shows up, [[Film/SpiderMan2 Jameson's laugh]] is superimposed over him.
** Silver ''still'' can't accept the truth:
--->'''Silver:''' Eggman's army has everyone terrified.\\
'''Charmy:''' Not everyone is terrified!\\
'''Silver:''' (''echoed'') DOES ANYONE BUT YOU BELIEVE YOUR LIES?
** The Avatar is made to look like VideoGame/{{Bubsy}}.
** This:
--->'''Knuckles:''' (''to Shadow'') Sonic is alive!\\
{{beat}}\\
'''Silver:''' [[SubvertedTrope No!]]
** When Knuckles mentions how Eggman's been "torturing Sonic for months", the expectation is that he's zapping Sonic like he did in ''VideoGame/SonicUnleashed''. [[InformedAttribute The reality is that he's just sitting in confinement.]]
** The Death Egg explodes with Sonic in it:
--->'''Knuckles:''' Sonic died!\\
'''Silver:''' [[Series/TheOfficeUS NOOOOOOOOOO--]]
** When Knuckles asks Sonic to help out the resistance:
--->'''Sonic:''' [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Eh, I don't really feel like it.]]\\
'''Knuckles:''' Fuck you.


[[AC:[=MrPoopMeister=] (Retired)]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qt3mV93I-Og Caillou has no friends]]:
** The opening:
--->'''Grandma''': What's the matter, kids?\\
'''Girl''': [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy I have AIDS.]]
** This:
--->'''Grandma''': Don't you have any friends?\\
'''Caillou''': No, I don't.\\
''Cue Series/ThePriceIsRight losing horn''
** When Grandma mentions Leo:
--->'''Grandma''': What about that boy, Leo?\\
'''Caillou''': Leo's funny!\\
''Cue [[WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog PINGAS]] repeated multiple times''\\
'''Mommy''': What's so funny you two?\\
'''Caillou''': Nothing, mommy.\\
''Mommy shuts the door''\\
'''Caillou''': *farts* [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDIGames Cum!]] *he and Leo laugh*
** When Grandma asks about more friends, Caillou farts - then Grandma lets out a ClusterFBomb.
--->'''Grandma''': [[Music/TenaciousD YOU FUCKIN' DICK!]]
** Gilbert:
--->'''Grandma''': What about Gilbert? Isn't he your friend?\\
'''Caillou''': ...\\
'''Gilbert''': ... *runs away* RUN!
** All of Mr. Hinkle.
** The ending.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXkiGuAS46A Caillou has an unhealthy obsession with his T-shirt and yodeling]]
** At the beginning, when the grandma asks the kids if they want to hear a story. The kids proceed to stare at her [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDIGames for a month]].

[[AC:[=MrRoboto113=]]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Luc9xt351l8 I.M. Meen Vs. Mr. Roboto]]. It's even better with the second alternate title: "Mr. Roboto gets into a legitimate argument with a fictional game villain." Either way, though, it is hilarious.

[[AC:[=MrSpiderVagina=]]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNthocBgQlo Dipper Falls on a Tiger Due to a Lack of Gravity]]
** Dipper and Mabel watching ''WesternAnimation/ScoobyDooWhereAreYou'' at the beginning. "That dog is a genius!"
** "Bigfoot, perhaps!"
** "Who's that Pokemon? It's Gideon!"
** From Wax Stan's funeral:
--->'''Grunkle Stan:''' Some people might say it's wrong for a man to love a [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic pony]].\\
'''Soos:''' (''with his face painted to look like Pinkie Pie'') ''They're'' wrong!
** "I'm bleeding! Have you seen my ass? It's enormous!"
** "You were right all along, Dipper! [[TakeThatAudience Internet people are creepy!]]"

[[AC:[=MrTennek=]]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wz_K1Gjrx8c The Posh Mothershuckling Dangle Dongler Hour]]:
-->'''Mario:''' [[SesquipedalianLoquaciousness How very charitable of her majesty to summon us to a social gathering of prepared foods and open-handed cordiality, regardless of the immense difference in our societal statuses!]]\\
'''Luigi:''' I aspire that her royal highness prepared a plentiful amount of authentic Italian noodles smothered in tomato paste and garnished with onions and balls of concentrated hamburger meat!
** It goes on like this until the poop becomes...something else.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xTW5bFRS3k Doctor Robotnik's Breakfast Fiasco]]

[[AC:[=Muchacho1994=]]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9jTxCiwqF4 Trollogram for Foolhouse Suck!]]
** All of the [[WesternAnimation/SchoolhouseRock Telegram Kid's]] [[spoiler:fake]] messages. These ones really stand out:
*** For a lady from her "husband": "[[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech You suck and you should break your spine and die!]]" When the lady sees the telegram, she proceeds to slap her husband silly.
*** For a chef: "Your butt is very, very hot!" The chef then spazzes out and [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments proceeds]] [[HellIsThatNoise to]] [[WesternAnimation/TomAndJerry scream]].
*** For another woman: "You're going to be embarrassed, but I began 9/11, and I shall do in the rear now, [[PrecisionFStrike bitch]]! *the Telegram Kid proceeds to rape the woman*
*** For the entirety of [=YouTube=]: "I'M A FIRIN' MAH LAZER!!!", [[spoiler:followed by [[SensoryAbuse loud, distorted, screaming and epilectic flashing]] and [[DudeNotFunny images of 9/11]] accompanied by [[UnreadablyFastText text crawls]] [[TakeThat saying that the Telegram Guy does not care about 9/11 and everyone needs to shut up about it]]. Very faintly you can hear the Telegram Guy shouting "[[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants April Fools, you little sausage!]]]]
*** And finally, for a young girl: "I got my dick out!" The girl goes red in the face and shrieks as the Telegram Kid tries and fails to hold in his laughter.

[[AC:[=nashmetal100=]]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeNv7Yhv0XY Billy Mays tries to sell zorbeez and vince offer tries to outsmart him]]
** "You know what Creator/{{Vince|Offer}}, get the fuck out of here."
** "Zorbeez is better than your shitty [=ShamWow=], Vince. Look at this, motherfucker!"
** "Zorbeez is odor-free and leaves a path of kicking ass. Use [=ShamWow=]? That's cash in the fucking trash!"

[[AC:Narotiza]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9aVH8IBEDA history of eggs and atom bombs, I guess]]
** The universe is made of eggs. '''TIME™'''
** A microscopic speck from hell eating the sun, preventing life from coming on land until a new sun appears from nowhere.
--->"Side effect, now the world is full of dead and the sun is full of gone."
** "Learn to poop eggs, on an egg, in an egg, in the egg, in the egg, in the egg, on an egg. Water is in the water in the egg, in the horse, in the egg, on land, in the Soviet Onion."
** China somehow existing and being in turmoil before humanity came to be. After a meteor destroys it, Hitler's mustache then makes China 2.
** Chandragupta going to war with Bhuddabhudda, as well as with Gupta for stealing his name, and then with Tinland.
** [[CallBack The microscopic speck comes back]], so everyone tells Hitler's mustache to stop it before it eats the sun again. Instead it decides to smoke Ghandi.

[[AC:ndgv2]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=or0k4j3I0-Y Freef tacos and boring tuna]]
** "You're gonna clean my nuts when you use your Shticky."
** "Your husband's in the cabinet. Your husband's even in the car. And ladies, your husband is a real pussy."
** "Works on all fabrics, from white cheese to yellow cheese."
** "Look, here's a hard-boiled egg."
** "Stop wasting threef paper lint rollers."
** "Tacos hide deep in the carpet, but with the special taco attachment, the Shticky grabs the tacos that the vacuum just can't get."
** "But if you call within the next two seconds, 'cause we can't do this all day, you're gonna get the [[TitleDrop boring tuna]] for $19.95."

[[AC:[=Nemesis1432=]]]
* While so much of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yldnRcpCzE Toys gone Wild]] is hilarious, special mention goes to a moment where, in [[WesternAnimation/ToyStory Toy Story]], Woody's "YOU! ARE! A! TOY!" is instead replaced (and perfectly synced) with "THIS! IS! SPARTA!". Buzz's "You are a sad strange little man" is unaltered.

[[AC:[=NerdyBirdyYTP=]]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enagvbpANps steamed hams but every noun is a reversal joke]]:
** "But what if...I were to purchaser faaf foof and disguise it as my own ''cooc''?"
** Seymour calling Superintendent Chalmers "[[Creator/{{Cs188}} Sus]]".
** "CEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAASSSSE!!"
** "Steets Haah!"
** "GOOD '''LOL''' WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?!" "{{Ouroboros}}." "O-OUROBOROS? At this tiit of yeey, at this tiit of daad, in this part of the [[CountryMatters cunt]], ''localized entirely within your kitsch?!''"

[[AC:ninjaxcad]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5UL1T_TiGE Billy Mays Teaches Basic Appliance Usage]]
** The [[RunningGag running gag]] of the Handy Switch not working whenever he uses it.
** "Just pick the lamp you want to control and [[ComicallyMissingThePoint plug it into the wall.]]"
** "Place a Handy Switch on the wall downstairs, so you don't have to go back upstairs."
** Powerful radio frequency -- May cause cancer!
** "You'll even receive our handy [[CensoredForComedy [bleep]-up light]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPoKe76pLOc Billy Mays Peddles More Crap You Can't Afford]]
** "Billy Mays here to share with you, the most important product I have ever endorsed..." "--the Big City Slider Station!" ''[color bars]'' "The Handy Switch." ''[color bars]'' "Zorbeez!" ''[color bars]'' "Mighty Putty." ''[color bars]'' "[[OverlyLongGag You shitin' me?]]"
** "Has your rate gone up? Have you been turned down? [[OverlyLongGag Are you fed up with trying to find a light switch in a dark room? Having problems with hard water build-up? Does your kitchen have a drawer full of dull knives?]] We can help."
** "I'm not talking about some discount card, I'm talking about Zorbeez."
** "With [=iCan=] you'll finally be saying: you shittin' me?"

[[AC: ninjaandy1337]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hv5QUOQv6u0 Vince with Slapnuts]]
** "Hi, it's [[Creator/VinceOffer Vince]] with [[BallsGag Slapnuts.]] You're gonna be in a great mood all day cause you're gonna be slappin' your troubles away [[RunningGag with my nuts.]]"
** "Put your [[UnusualEuphemism pickle in the tuna]], 4 or 5 seconds it's done"
** "Isn't [[ADateWithRosiePalms that]] beautiful on your ice cream? Your kids can do it."
** "Here's the deal; when you buy the Slapnuts, we're gonna [[AssShove give you the Graty in the ass.]]" ''[cue the entire Graty segment in reverse]''
*** "... 20 times its weight in boring tuna"
** "Beware of Germany"

[[AC:[[Creator/LapfoxTrax nsrrenardalt]]]]
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ho56jNwGCY THE VAGINA MONARCH SISTERHOOD BROTHERS.]]'' Also gets credit for being one of the only good [[WesternAnimation/TheVentureBrothers Venture Bros]] [=YTPs=] out there.
--> '''Dr. Venture:''' Officer? There's a robot shooting my butterfly suit with a laser beam!

[[AC:[=NexTheOverlord=] (Retired)]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CA_q-vWgWLU The Michael Rosen RATS]], possibly the funniest 15-second poop ever.

[[AC:Nik[=uM=]uchi]]
* ''A german-free environment'': TitleDrop, then SmashCut to [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkJlkkDj1eI#t=8m3s the Basterds delivering.]]

[[AC:[=NK=]power]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSu0qWk4LP0 An Elderly Man's Big Shrinkage]]
** [[Series/GrandpaInMyPocket Grandpa]] putting on the cap that makes him shrink...only for it to make him [[AttackOfTheFiftyFootWhatever fifty feet tall]] instead.
** "Grandpa in my [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pocky Pocky!]]"
** "Our town's called Sunnysands, because [[ShapedLikeItself it's called Sunnysands]]. This is Mum and Dad's [[Series/PawnStars pawn]] shop, and here's [[VideoGame/{{Minecraft}} Mine-Con]], which Grandpa cosplayed like a moron!"
** "Marmite..."
--->'''Mum''': I've sent for someone to come and eat you all up. Can you gueeug uoy nac can you guess who it might be?\\
'''Grandpa''': [[WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog NO!]]\\
'''Jason''': It was Bubbles the cannibal!\\
(''Bubbles roars; Jason and Josh scream and run towards her. [[labelnote:*]] [[UnreadablyFastText Hang on?]] [[WhatAnIdiot Shouldn't they be running away?]][[/labelnote]]'')
** "I've come..." [[spoiler: "[[BaitAndSwitch ...to play.]]"]]
** Troy going "Nah nah na nah naaah" to the ''VideoGame/WarioWorld'' [[MemeticMutation pause menu theme]].
** Troy chasing after Bubbles being shown as a game of ''VideoGame/{{Doom}}''.
** "Grandpa had gotten Monkey Albert into the Pocky box with him!" (I HAVE MADE A REFERENCE TO POCKY TWICE! :D)
** "That's it! [[{{Mondegreen}} Shit!]] I’m going to shit on you!"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qg4HH0gGWkQ Ajay Singlehandedly Sacrifices Himself With The Power of Milk]]
** "Incest! Shall we begin?" "'''[[{{Squick}} NOOOOOO!!!]]'''"
** "I want to stick a doughnut up [[Series/PlanetAjay Ajay's]] ass!" ('''[[SelfDeprecation QUALITY HUMOUR]]''')
** ''[[ItMakesSenseInContext During the filming of this scene, Ajay had developed a fear of monkeys, CGI,]] [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs and CGI-animated monkeys]].''
** SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE SIDE EFFECTS MAY...
** "Hosting the show is shit!"
** "Are you ready?"
--->'''Kids''': "No." (''in deadpan voices while gesticulating excitedly'')
** Ajay gets a warning that Planet Ajay is about to explode and will do so in two minutes. ("[[VideoGame/WarioLand4 H-H-H-HURRY UP!!!]]") [[spoiler: Almost exactly two minutes later, [[BrickJoke the planet does so]].]]

[[AC:The_None]]
* Apparently [[https://www.youtube.com/user/TheNoooo The_None's]] concept of [=YouTube=] Poop is along the lines of "[[ThisIsYourPremiseOnDrugs acid trip on acid]] [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment with a side of acid]]". But that doesn't make his poops any less funny.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oenbAYNjsk IS THIS THE END OF OUR HEROES? "You bet your ass!"]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wgb4gNbG8TA Critic critic critic critic]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hy9Rue1yMTg Full of]] Country goodness and green '''HORSE DICK.'''
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4bcGk_jkeM I'M DYIN IN THIS COUNTRY ASS]]

[[AC:nrox653]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZ9UhaVtusk Billy Mays tries to sell Mighty Zorbeez Putty]]
** "Unlike sponges that odor free, Zorbeez smells like [[WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog PINGAS]] cum!"
** "Apply directly to most any surface for a neverlasting bond."
** "It matters; if it's coffee, soda, even [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment coffee]]! "
** "As you knead it activates, turning from green to green, to show it's ready to hold on tight."
** "It has the muscle to support up to 3 pounds. Rebuild a damaged tool to [[ExplosiveStupidity work like shit.]]"
** "It has the money, to pull this fully loaded, 80 '''[[Anime/DragonBallZ THOUSAND]]''' pound Zorbeez! Now that's the power, of [[PlotTwist Silly Putty!]]"
** "Your dog is machine washable. [[BlackComedy Leave your dog in the trash, and save money. Call right now, and save your dog from the trash can, or I'll kill it right now.]]" (CENSORED BY PETA)
** "An average family uses up to [[ImpossibleTask 2,000 rolls of paper towels every week,]] [[ToiletHumor and leaves a path, of shit.]]"
** "You'll get [[ToiletHumor two urine Zorbeez, plus three extra urines]] for only [[ShockinglyExpensiveBill $4,999!]]"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9jDYGKHCDk Vince tries to sell the Chop Slap]]
** "Now look, here's a potato: One slap, you got big chunks for stew, two slaps," (Vince slaps the potato again, but [[UselessItem it doesn't chop it]]) "[[VulgarHumor my nuts]] in a second, and look at this. If you add a mushroom," ([[OverlyLongGag Vince repeatedly slaps the mixture but nothing happens]]) "the more you do it, the finer it gets, you don't have to switch any blades!"
** ([[EntertaininglyWrong slaps several non-potato vegetables]]) "Watch this, one slap, potato. [[VulgarHumor I love cum too but once in a while get the nuts in. At least throw it on top of the cum.]]"
** "This thing, my nuts, looks boring. [[VulgarHumor Stop having a boring testicle, stop having a boring life.]] Add this nuts, put it here like this, [[CrossesTheLineTwice now you're gonna have, a nice testicle salad. Look at this.]] You're gonna have an exciting life now." (wink, wink)
** "You're gonna love my nuts, [[BrokenRecord nuts, nuts, nuts, nuts, nuts, nununununnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn--]] Watch this. [[ExtremeLibido Cum cum cum cum cum cum cum...]]" (PLEASE STAND BY)
** "If I can do it with my nuts, you guys can do it with your whole hand."
** "You know what they charge you at the ice cream stores? [[ShareTheMalePain A testicle for toppings at the ice cream store]]."
** "The reason you're gonna slap away every day, is [[BlatantLies 'cause it's so easy to clean.]] One, one, one, one, one, one, one... It's worthless [[CensoredForComedy ***]]!" (tosses the Chop Slap into the sink) (PLEASE STAND BY)
** "[[NauseaFuel And bacteria gets in the food,]] all Chop Slaps have this, you can't clean it!"
** "[[GroinAttack Guys slap America's nuts all the time]]."
** "Now here's the deal, when you buy the Chop Slap, we're gonna give you the [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext bikini]]. Look at that."

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJw95vJq22M Impact Clean by Billy Mays]]
** Are you on your ass all day?"
** "Anthony Sullivan, you asshole! Don't mess with Billy Mays!"
** ([[OverlyLongGag repeatedly hammers a brick and nothing happens]])'' "And this hammer, is real! ..... Is real..... Is real, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch....]] You ass-hammer!"
** "[[ShapedLikeItself The balls, in balls of your ball.]] The balls breaks down, and [[NoodleIncident when Billy Mays occurs]], [[NoodleImplements the balls soaks up the Mays, and the Billy now ripples throughout Billy Mays' balls!]] I use the shit and they don't work at all!"
** "[[ShockinglyExpensiveBill A six dollar burger, all for just $99.99!]]"
** "Powered by the [[WaterIsAir water you breathe]], activated by the red wine that you and I drink! Sometimes, [[CensoredForComedy f***]]ing is the solution."
** "It has the power of bleach, with the damaging side effects of hammers! Long live Billy Mays, or [[AggressiveNegotiations I'll run over your hands with this 6000-pound car!]]"
*** "You [[CensoredForComedy f**king asshole!]] [[ClusterFBomb F**king Sully, f**king crew, f**king]] [[SelfDeprecation myself]]."
*** "Relax." "No, fuck you!"
** "Wow, what's this?" "[[JerkWithAHeartOfJerk Fuck you bitch]]." "...What?"
** "Wow, what's this?" "It's detergent, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch.]]"
*** "Get on the ball, and you'll have to pour or measure detergent!" ''[cue BrokenRecord SensoryAbuse]''
** "Whether you're a [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment runner, a runner,]] or a [[RuleOfThree stay-at-home runner]], you don't deserve the comfort of Impact Clean!"
** "I'm gonna run over my hand!" [[ViolenceDiscretionShot CRUNCH]] "[[BigOMG Oh my God!]]"

[[AC:[=Octillery63=] (Retired)]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30m-DiPzkr0 Not Now, Binky...]]
** ERECTION, ERECTION, ERECTION, ERECTION...
** The random Anime/{{Pokemon}} sequence.

[[AC:Oley Valley Hicks]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIaWoha21wo Mentally Ill Paula Deen Cooks Grandchildren And has Seizures]]
** "I'm going to show y'all the filling... but once again I-nan-I-nan-I-nan-I don't see any butter... huhuhuhuhuhuh - bub - buub - butter!"

[[AC:[=OMGulator=]]]
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73A0TQQg2PI YOCOPO DISCOVERS THE MEANING OF LIFE]]'':
** Very fucking funny.

[[AC:Orpheusftw]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lPDefYHE-Q Hank Hill needs a Winch Block]], along with the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFddVuYzB4k redone version]].
* The whole of ''WebVideo/TheMisadventuresOfSkooks'' series, but the ending features Scooby and Shaggy... [[spoiler:doing the ''Anime/PantyAndStockingWithGarterbelt'' ending]]. Yes.
** From part 3: [[MindScrew "Am I glad that he's frozen in there and that we're out here! And that he's the sheriff, and that we're frozen out here, and that we're in there and, I just remembered! We're out here! What I wanna know is where's the caveman?"]]
** From Part 5, Shaggy's gathered the Franchise/{{Dragon Ball}}s in order to wish Fred back to life after his numerous AmusingInjuries. At the last second, though, he [[DeliciousDistraction gets sidetracked and wishes for a double order of onion rings instead]], leaving Fred stranded on King Kai's planet forever. [[WhatTheHellHero Neither of them are amused]].
** "Watch me ''[[InherentlyFunnyWords swooce]] right in!"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnHQv_BHXOo Re:BooB - Part 1 of 48]]
** "I come from the net, and I intend to pleasure my friend's titties, [[SubvertedTrope psyche]]."
*** He then proceeds to [[DoubleSubversion motorboat his friend]].
** "Ever heard of a door?" "Ever heard of a" '''Punch'''

[[AC:[=P41NKiller=]]]
* [[https://youtu.be/QoBTgeMV_gM Steamed Hams but Chalmers is unusually investigative]], a DeconstructiveParody of the whole "Steamed Hams" skit.

---> '''Chalmers:''' Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? \\
'''Skinner:''' Um, oh, that isn't smoke! It's steam! Steam from-- \\
'''Chalmers:''' Steam? Really? \\
'''Skinner:''' --from, uh, from the steamed clams we're having!
**
---> '''Chalmers:''' You call hamburgers "steamed hams"? \\
'''Skinner:''' Yes! It's a regional dialect. \\
'''Chalmers:''' Uh-huh? What region? \\
'''Skinner:''' Uhhh-- \\
'''Chalmers:''' ''What region, Seymour?'' \\
'''Skinner:''' Upstate New York.
**
---> '''Chalmers:''' So you call them steamed hams despite the fact they are obviously grilled. \\
'''Skinner:''' Ye--I...you know the-- \\
'''Chalmers:''' They are obviously grilled, Seymour!
**
---> '''Skinner:''' ''(yawn)'' Well, that was wonderful! Good times had by-- \\
'''Chalmers:''' They are obviously Krusty Burgers, Seymour! \\
'''Skinner:''' I, you know th--
** [[spoiler:[[CrossesTheLineTwice Chalmers leaving Seymour and his mother to die at the end.]]]]

[[AC:Parker Yoo]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzvPtf7ytYY Cobra Kai YTP - Into the karate-verse]]
** Miguel Diaz's PreMortemOneLiner to Kyler about his ''"lame-ass Karate"'' being Cobra Kai karate is accompanied by [[Series/CSIMiami sunglasses and the]] [[MemeticMutation "YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" sound effect.]] It's even funner when that scream starts immediately after Miguel punches Kyler in the face.
** [[Film/SpiderMan Peter Parker's web antics at the cafeteria]] cause him to fling his tray of food towards [[Film/TheKarateKid2010 Dre]]. While {{covered in gunge}}, Dre expresses his complaints to a nearby teacher.
--->'''Dre:''' He just slammed the tray all over me!\\
'''Peter:''' I miss the part where that's my problem.\\
'''Dre:''' Whatever he's saying, he's lying!
** Mr. Han thanks Dre for teaching him an important lesson: ''[[HardTruthAesop "Life will knock us down"]]''.
** When Dre is knocked down by Cheng, a parody of the [[BigDamnHeroes "portals" scene]] from ''Film/AvengersEndgame'' occurs, where every single person from the ''Franchise/TheKarateKid'' films and ''Series/CobraKai'' series emerges. This gives Dre the strength to get up and assume a crane stance... [[AntiClimax but Cheng doesn't care and delivers a flying kick to Dre, sending him off the stadium]]. [[Film/SpiderMan2 J. Jonah Jameson]] [[MemeticMutation laughs when he sees this.]]
** The following exchange makes it even funnier.
--->'''Dre:''' [[{{Determinator}} You could choose whether or not to get back up.]] Well, I'm tryin' to get back up. And why won't you help me?\\
'''[[Series/CobraKai Daniel LaRusso:]]''' But you're never gonna find balance that way. But you don't have to go down that path. Do you understand?\\
'''Dre:''' I'm still scared. I don't want to be scared anymore.\\
'''Daniel:''' [[KickTheDog Cool it with the]] [[RunningGag nerd shit, huh?]]\\
''[The camera zooms in towards [[ButtMonkey Dre's]] disappointed face, as [[Series/CurbYourEnthusiasm "Frolic"]] plays.]''
** Daniel tries to break the new recruits' Cobra Kai conditioning by revealing that they think [[Creator/GordonRamsay pineapple pizza is a mistake]]. Cue the students screaming in horror. Look closely, and three of the students have [[Film/{{Elf}} Buddy]], [[Film/TheLordOfTheRingsTheFellowshipOfTheRing Frodo Baggins]] and [[Film/SpiderMan2 Peter]] eliciting [[BigNo big "NO"s]]. Samantha [=LaRusso=] only has the [[MemeticMutation "Sad]] Creator/BenAffleck [[MemeticMutation expression"]]. [[TheStoic And Chris, on the other hand, doesn't even react.]]

[[AC:[=ParodyOfStephane=]]]
* Creator/KateWinslet + Creator/LouisDeFunes: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2P0tYG9wig Instant hilarity.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-GarhoUh-g Blanche Niaise et les Sept Nains de Jardin]] (Stupid White and the Seven Garden Gnomes):
--> '''Magic mirror:''' Snow White is the most beautiful. [[NoYou You are the ugliest.]]\\
'''Grimhilde:''' If you do not do it, you will be sodomized to death!\\
'''Grumpy:''' Women is all poison! (turns into Donald Trump)\\
''(As an Oscar statue rises during the Queen's transformation:)'' Best Orgasm In A Children's Movie

[[AC:Peter Knetter]]
* "[[WesternAnimation/SonicBoom Sonic]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aN5Lt2jkBwc Likes Brain Milkshakes"]]:
** "Tails, what are you doing?" "I don't know."
** The meteor being a duck from "Duck Hunt".
** "This could be a Beanie Baby!"
** When Sonic gets to the meteor before everyone else:
--->'''Sonic:''' HA! Cursed!
** Eggman trying to touch the meteor:
--->'''Eggman:''' I hereby step on a rock without any regard for the rules!\\
'''Sonic:''' What?\\
'''Eggman:''' I don't know!\\
'''Knuckles:''' Snot!\\
'''Sonic:''' I respect touching the thing that you desire!\\
'''Eggman:''' In that cake...
** Shadow's random rendition of "Can't Touch This".
** Eggman-In-Sonic's-Body talking to Amy.
--->'''Eggman:''' I am Sonic! And I am so in love with you, Amy dear!\\
''(Amy leaves)''\\
'''Eggman:''' You're Sonic now, WAH!\\
'''Amy:''' Did you sing?\\
'''Eggman:''' No, you imbecile!\\
'''Amy:''' You mean me?\\
'''Eggman:''' Yes!
** Eggman-In-Sonic's-Body's schedule.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LscFcPHbFP4 "Nobody Can Read"]]:
** Sonic wishing for a [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic pony]].
** Sticks getting a bomb in the mail.
** None of the heroes can read.
** Sonic's rendition of the letter:
--->'''Sonic:''' The Awardies will be given at the Who Cares Mansion, you'll dine and mingle with Madame Stinkbottom, you'll dine on elegant guests, after which the elegant guests dine on ''you!'' After which [[BlackComedy you die!]]
** Tails making siren noises.
** "Lesson one: Don't diss society!" "I'm out."
** Sonic shouting "I'm not wearing pants!" with [[NakedPeopleAreFunny a censor bar over his lower half]].
** This:
--->'''Amy:''' Try saying something nice about their perfume!\\
'''Sticks:''' [[LiteralMinded Something nice about their perfume!]]

[[AC:pgj1997]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkI8DPFlFAs SpongeBob's Lost Nametag]]
-->'''Patrick''': Hey, [=SpongeBoob=].\\
'''[[WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}} Yakko]]''': [[DemographicallyInappropriateHumour Good night, everybody]].
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E_xorAqW1I Station Fair]]
-->'''Mr. Conductor''': What Billy said is true: There will always be trains, and there will always be Shining Time Station. ''(As he says the last sentence a text box from Wiki/ThatOtherWiki's page on ''Series/ShiningTimeStation'' shows up [[IsntItIronic stating that the show ended long ago]])''

[[AC:phookka]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIhLn4dsD4s Harry Potter clogs a public toilet]].
** "Master has given Dobby a COCK! Dobby is GAY!"
*** "[[FoeYay You shall not]] [[CensoredForComedy *BEEP*]] [[FoeYay Harry Potter!]]"
** [[Series/LeaveItToBeaver "Leave it to Weasley"]]

--->'''Harry:''' What's that you've got, Hagrid?\\
'''Hagrid:''' It's Professor Sprout repellant. Then we'll get those people down at the hospital. [[ImAHumanitarian We'll be able to chop 'em up and stew 'em.]]
** Yep, that's right, [[ToiletHumour Harry just shat a brick. It's the smell that drove the basilisk away]].

[[AC:pthooie]]
* [[http://youtu.be/JXqD_Vtxr9Q Michael Rosen enjoys Asian cuisine]]
** A trip to the [[MediumAwareness YouTube Poop Museum]] goes bonkers on account of [[Series/{{Vikings}} vikings]] and "David's Little Gang"
** TheStinger, which includes parodies of ''every Film/JamesBond film'' with Michael Rosen edited in.

* [[http://youtu.be/HgtR7tmemsA Sus Lawl]]
** "It's not a horse race. It's a [[VisualPun human horse]] race."
** "[[Creator/{{DaThings1}} Memes used to be FUUF, My Little Po-Po]].

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBwL1R3VY9E Gay Communists Take a Shit in the Solent]]
** "...for when I leave uni and graduate and get a [[Creator/{{cs188}} JoJ]], I know I'll be able to [[MemeticMutation do it all over again.]]"
** "We are unfortunate to be in Southhampton, one of the most dynamic cities in the KKK"
** "We have a very strong provision that encompasses compasses."
** "It's extending rapidly. '''''Extending rapidly.'''''"
** "We've also seen the installment of a [[ToiletHumour Shit Simulator]], the best in the world."
** "The National Hell Service is phasing in some considerable jizz. Most notably, we've developed a revolutionary foundation repair--we developed it in partnership with [=HoH SiS=]."

* [[http://youtu.be/rGLfIjWqIlU TV Tropes Will Ruin TV Tropes]] (yes, not even WebVideo/EchoChamber is safe)
** "A ShowWithinAShow is [[ShapedLikeItself a type of show.]] Laal. That can be something, or something."
** "Each week, I'll take a [[UsefulNotes/ThePope pope]], and I'll explain it. [[ShownTheirWork The first one is Peter]]."
** "Each week, I will stab you, I will actually stab you!"
** "Tom, are you hitting on me?" "No." "Tom, are you hitting me?" "Yeah." ''[slap]''
** "Music/{{PSY}} is always female."
** "[[ThisIsYourPremiseOnDrugs I'll do]] [[VisualPun all the lines!]]"
** "When movie plots repeat themselves. When movie plots repeat themselves. Umm, what do you think about [[RuleOfThree when movie plots repeat themselves?]]"
** "[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames My]] [[TheStinger boy]]."

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qk27jhkLzqc لا إله]]
** "One of the first things we should have under our belt is a [[BiggerIsBetterInBed solid cock]]."
** "Technically, the word 'Islam' means 'submission', it '''''[[LampshadedDoubleEntendre comes]] from''''' the root word in Arabic '[[CasualKink S&M]]'. You might hear that Islam means 'penis', [[ByNoIMeanYes it's not technically accurate but it's technically accurate]]."
** "My cock has a lot more flexibility, and my cock finds itself deeply penetrated into a lot of Muslims around the world. One example would be me and my sister."
*** "[[CrossesTheLineTwice Definitely take advantage of]] [[PedoHunt my six year-old sister.]]"
** "You will see a lot of people waking up in the morning due to the first ''VideoGame/CallOfDuty'' of the day."
** "There is one god, and that one god is [[Music/LadyGaga Gaga]]."

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9gHj2dZD4o All I Want For Christmas Is YouTube Poop]]
** The [[Creator/{{CS188}} HoH SiS Christmas Choir]] getting the [[MemeticMutation JoJ]].
** "Oh, the weather outside is [[ShapedLikeItself weather]], but the fire is [[MemeticMutation sauce]]. And since we've no place to go, let it ... [[WesternAnimation/Frozen2013 go, let it go, let it go]]..."
** "It doesn't show [[LiteralMinded signs of stopping]], and I brought some porn [[ADateWithRosiePalms for fapping]]"
** "[[Music/GeorgeMichael Ass christmas]], I gave you my buns"
** "I'll give it to someone gay"
** "[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Twilight Sparkle.]]"
** Someone with a [[Music/TheLonelyIsland dick in a box]]
** "...but if you kill me now, I know you'll FUUF me again"
** "My face on fire"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAvUHpFaVLY Whose Pineapple Is It Anyway?]]*
** "[=SpongeBob=], if only you could see your face. [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames I will make your face the greatest in Koridai]]."
** [[Series/WhoseLineIsItAnyway "Famous YouTube Poop lines."]]
*** [[DiscreditedMeme "SuS." "Cock."]]
** "[[Funny/{{Noisepuppet}} Uhhuh mommy, make a cake.]] [[ShoutOut I'm trying to masturbate.]]"

* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoAFQ17Dk74 How to Do a Jew Doe]]"
** "KOK JUNK NO"
** "The Kime-no-kata were established by Creator/{{cs188}}, to help master the most effective techniques of serious [[ADateWithRosiePalms masturbation]]."
** "Thereby allowing one to [[FreezeFrameBonus moo]], and [[VisualPun apply the mouse]], and apply the most inappropriate techniques to {{Troll}} the opponent."
** [[FreezeFrameBonus Uke: 7th Dan]], [[{{Gasshole}} I. Has Gas]]. Tori: 777th Dan, T. [=SaaS=]
** "They fuck each other, standing about 5.4 metres, or 6.4 metres, or [[NumberOfTheBeast 6-6-6]]."
** "The Uke holds his sword in front of him, in [[VideoGame/GoldenEye1997 Geddan position]]." ''[[[MemeticMutation cue "Promise"]]]''
** "Let's look at the [[DoubleEntendre big cock]]." ''[[[VisualPun cue a photo of a giant chicken on a rooftop]]]'' "The Uke holds the [[MemeticMutation sauce]] and dick in his right hand, with the sword on the outside held at a [[TheStoner 420]]-degree angle. Both [[Film/BladeTrilogy Blades]] should be turned upward. Then they [[ToiletHumor shit]], facing each other."
** "[[TheStinger Thrusting. Thrusting. Thrusting.]]"

* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nS0_4PfUnvI Goat cum makes your phone gay]]"
** "The first thing to know about this motorcycle battery is that [[CaptainObvious it's a motorcycle battery,]] [[ShapedLikeItself and that's because it's a motorcycle battery.]]"
** "Here at the center lies the [[TheStoner crystal meth]]. We will attach two [[VideoGame/{{Pokemon}} Electrodes]] with tinfoil hats; watch what happens when I strike-" ''[boom]''
** "A conventional explosion [[AssShove drove the deek into the butt]], initiating the nuclear explosion.
** "...[[VisualPun fish to generate a chain]]"
** "It threatened the entertainment industry so much, that in 1979 they argued that [=YouTube Poop=] infringed on their copyrights. Although Sony won this nuclear war, they ultimately lost to Jell-o."
** "So how do we go about enriching the [=YouTube Poop=]? We make use of [[OverusedRunningGag dick jokes]]. Now, Let me measure the dick; '''''[[BiggerIsBetterInBed siiiix inchhhhhhhhes arrrrround]]'''''."
** "This light coating here is cum. This lul coating here is lead sauce."
** "So I have here more than 16 kilotons of LSD. And now watch what happens when I [[TheStoner drop acid]]."
** "That's why 19th century [[TitleDrop goat cum]] is still the go-to for starting our cars."
** "I am Series/BillNyeTheScienceGuy."
** "[[MediumAwareness This video is a YouTube Poop.]] [[TheStinger This video is]] [[SelfDeprecation gay]]."

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54sWSIJpBMY Bilbo and Sus Grab Each Other's Snickers]], a 27-minute long and hilarious poop of Theatre/TheMikado. An illustration of this? All these examples come before the 12:30 mark!
** "This 2969 production of the celebrates the 1992th anniversary of the 1th anniverthary of the [[Film/TheBirthOfANation1915 birth of a nation]] of Sirthur SuƧ"
** "of Japa...[[StupidStatementDanceMix AaaaaAAAAAaaaaAAAAAA]][[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaAAAAAA]]
** "many many many many many many many many ynam ynam ynam yn Music/{{Eminem}} ynam..."
** "Gentlemen I pray you tell me, where a gentleman can pray you FOCK me" "ASS"
** "A minstrel of Franchise/{{Shrek}} hatches, [[GagPenis my cock is long]] through hairy snatch ranging, and to your huge [=CoC=] I tune my supple soooooOOOOOOOOOooooooos"
*** "[=iTunes=] mice soooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOO--" ''[shot]''
** "Are you insane? Are you men to toot? I suck your COCK, I do [[IncestIsRelative incest]]. I'm pathetic!"
** "Sex is wanted, whene'er our [[CountryMatters CUNT]]"
** "And if you call for a song of the semen FUCK, you cocksucker, with a yo hI Ho hI Ho for a windmill! Our anchors [[AssShove are in our asses]]! But the happiest hour a sailor sees is Happy Hour!"
** "A year ago, I was a member of the [=YouTube=] Poop community. It was my duty to take a poo on my member! And while [[ADateWithRosiePalms discharging this delicate dick]], I saw [[ParentalIncest my mum's titties! YUM-YUM...]]"
*** The serviceman who suddenly has ten hats stuck on top of each other while Nanki-Poo says this.
*** "Ho! Ho! Ho! We fucked each other at once! But she was a bitch, and I saw that my cock was hopeless!"
** "But he was reprEEEEEved at the last moment and raised to the [=ExExExalted=] rank of [=LoL=] High Circumcisioner!"
** "And I am right and you are right and all is right and you are right and all is left and everything is [[ANaziByAnyOtherName right]] and I am high and [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDIGames you must die]] and [[RagingStiffie I am erect]]!"
** "Die!" ([[Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus 16-ton weight drops]] on Nanki-Poo)
** "And every [=YouTube=] Pooper is now his own sentence-mixer!"
** This exchange:
--->'''Nanki-Poo:''' I see that you are high!\\
'''Pooh-Bah:''' I am, in point of fact, a particularly fat person of [[IncestIsRelative incestual descent]]!\\
'''Nanki-Poo:''' I see that you are rank!\\
'''Pooh-Bah:''' (now with [[VisibleOdor stink lines]] coming off him) I am, in point of fact, a particularly hot person of exclusive scent!
** "And the [[{{Mondegreen}} celeries]]? You dick."
*** "A Celery [[WesternAnimation/DespicableMe Minion]]!"
** "But I do it in the butt! It revolts me, but I do it!"
** "I don't dine with ass people's Moms! I fart in a [[NWordPrivileges n*gger]]!"
** [[PaedoHunt "You must do a toddler!"]]
** "And the [[{{Mondegreen}} brothel]] crash, and [[UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump Trump]] is gay, and they'll [[WouldHurtAChild kill toddlers]] on their [[Series/GameOfThrones Red Wedding]] day! It's a [[Creator/{{CS188}} HoH SiS]] [[VisualPun cake]]!"
** This exchange:
--->'''Nanki-Poo:''' And have I journeyed for a fucking month, for a month, to SUCK COCK?\\
'''Pooh-Bah:''' Fuck you!\\
'''Nanki-Poo:''' LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
** Ko-Ko enters to a chorus of "Behold the [=LoL=] High Circumcisioner! Whose dick is particularly tiny!"
** "Takin' a shit to a height that few can scale... (the shit rises above the screen, and into the sky, to meet [[CallBack Pish-Tush, who is high]]) Eating shitty tits by a set of sexy bicurious [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Chansey]]s... What the fuck, I'm gay! I circumcised my own cock!"
*** The guards with [[Franchise/StarWars lightsabers]].
** "Gentlemen! I'm much touched by gentlemen!" (guards bleat like sheep)
** "Inception!" ''[cue Film/{{Inception}} title card and theme]''
*** "Incest!" ''[cue "Incestion" title card with the sting edited to play the [[RegionalRiff Oriental Riff]]]''
** "I will ensure a continuance of ants in your cunt!"
** "As some day it may happen that a list must be found, I've got a little list (list unfurls to the floor), I've got a little penis, I've got a little [[Music/FranzLiszt Liszt]], I've got to take a piss"
** Ko-Ko's list:
*** People who admit they like VideoGame/FlappyBird
*** People who have flabby dicks and irritating farts
*** Children with flat chests
*** [[SelfDeprecation Vulgar little Internet boys who are rude in their fucking piece of shit videos and who never will desist]]
*** [[Creator/{{Viacom}} All the companies that]] [[TakeThat violate Fair Use]] ("For them I choose a rather jagged noose!")
*** That singular anomaly, Creator/MichaelRosen
*** The Welsh ("They'd none of them be missed! I'm racist!")
*** The man in gray who seems to be gay ''[[[HypocriticalHumor Cue clip of Ko-Ko looking rather... flamboyant, in grayscale]]]''
** This exchange:
--->'''Ko-Ko:''' Ehh, suppose we have private sex?\\
'''Pooh-Bah:''' As your shitty private secretary, I say certainly!\\
(Ko-Ko moves rather suggestively while sounds of "AAAH AAAH AAAH" are heard)
** "I don't say that your privates couldn't be squared!"
** The heavily distorted "train of little ladies".
*** "And the glory of [=SoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooS=]!
** The three little maids dance to Three 6 Mafia.
** "You're not going to kill me before all these people?" "I'm certainly not going to kiss your ass!"
** "I HAVE NO DICK!" (laughter)
** "I beg your pardon: will you please me?" (love scene filter between Nanki-Poo and Ko-Ko) "Pretty eyes... nice hair..."
** "He...yee"
** One of the "three little maids" meets Pooh-Bah:
--->'''Maid:''' I beg your pardon, but what the fuck is this? (She pokes Pooh-Bah in the backside.) Suck my cock!\\
'''Pooh-Bah:''' Go away, little girls!\\
(Pooh-Bah fires gunshots out of his staff)
** "Oh, come, come, come, come, come..." This while Ko-Ko is rubbing his crotch area.
*** "We know how delicate it is, don't we?" (camera zooms in to Ko-Ko's dick)
** "I think you should die! I shit myself!"
*** Pooh-Bah later declares, gleefully, that he shit himself again!

--->'''Yum-Yum:''' You should know that in Japan, girls do not fuck!\\
'''Nanki-Poo:''' Incest 69!\\
'''Yum-Yum:''' A Wa-Wa who plays a windmill is not a fitting husband for the husband!\\
'''Nanki-Poo:''' Oh, but... Oh, shit! What if it should prove that I am none other than the Sun? What if it should prove that I suck cocks?\\
'''Yum-Yum:''' [=SoS=]!\\
'''Nanki-Poo:''' Whoa!\\
'''Yum-Yum:''' But why is your dick disguised, and [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment why is your penis disguised]], and why is your butt disguised? And will your Highness promise never to [[CallBack do a toddler]] again? (She drops to the floor)
** "My fucking racist father ordered meat! That night, I sucked his cock, and assuming the disguise of a sex trombone, I had the penis!"
** "The laws against fucking are excessively sexy!"
** [[VisualPun Lettuce bee! Potato stranger!]] Shitting every day! We were never, ever fart!
*** So, I'm a Nazi! ([[SensoryAbuse SCREAMS]])
** "I should kill myself! Fuck my ass! I would fuck you! (moaning)"
*** Immediately followed by Ko-Ko finding the same bed. "To think entirely my penis is little! (more moaning) Oh yes... (hand makes the motion of stroking a huge penis) Oh yes..."
** Ko-Ko being sentence mixed to read actual Japanese...
** [[Series/ChuckleVision "To you." "To me?"]]
** This exchange:
--->'''Ko-Ko:''' Besides, I don't see how a man can cut off his own cock!\\
'''Pooh-Bah:''' A man might try...\\
'''Pish-Tush:''' Even if he only succeeded in sucking it off, that would at least be [=Sas=]!
** "And so, although I'm ready to suck goat tits, I'm erect, so I object!" (subtle [[Franchise/AceAttorney]] Objection sound)
** A series of visual gags, one after the other:
*** "What are you going to do with that Pope?"
*** The Pope is seen at crotch-height to Nanki-Poo soon after.
*** "Oh, I'm a Terminator!"
*** "Nonsense! What 4?"
*** "Because you're going to marry a door!" (door in bridal outfit rushes away from Ko-Ko's side)
** "I'm a gay man... and if you attempt to fuck your plum, I shall order your instant incest! Cuck! Cuck! Cum [=SuuuuuS=]!"
** "Are you aware that in taking a shit, you are committing a crime? Which is fucking a mime? [[VisualPun Witches... Witches... Jizz...]]
*** "Don't [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment kill yourself by committing suicide]], but [[BlackComedy be beheaded like a nigga]]!"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iox10sqinQg SAM I Am Not]]
** "Let's have a look under the hood of this amazing [[NamesTheSame box of Dicks]]."
** "In a world where we strive to [[{{Squick}} eat e.coli]], we're always checking the size of our cock. Eyay."
** "Thou shalt doo-doo. Sus. Taking a shit on technology."
** "Here we can see workers busy assembling [[NukeEm the nuke]], their secret weapon."
** "That are [[VideoGame/TheWitcher Witchers]]. That are butchers. That are sandwiches."
** [[TakeThat "Fuck Turkey."]]
** "There's tables and chairs where we have '''[[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment tables and chairs]] ''[[SensoryAbuse AND TABLES AND TABLES AND CHAIRS AND TABLES]]'''''"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jLdhTEVmYc The Hipster Elf Fish Conspiracy]]
** "Hidden power, [=WoweR=]. Cover ups, Cor-over ups. Cups. [=SmupS=]. You think this is ''Conspiracy Theory''? Think again."
*** "[[ByNoIMeanYes It will no longer be Conspiracy Theory. It will be Conspiracy Theory.]]" "And now I think it's ''Conspiracy Theory''."
** "Massive-ass catastrophe."
** "The Windmilluminati, that semen organization that runs the world; controlling currencies by sucking cocks, trolling nations through whores, fucking the population in the fanny. Even promoting inner-city crime through the violent lyrics in rap music" ''[cue footage of The Creator/MichaelRosen Rap [[ComicallyMissingThePoint in the background]]]''
** "And if anyone knows the real dick, it's Alex Jones, my conspiracy hipster."
*** "At the same time, this is a model to build [[VisualPun armored forks]] that just look like your mom's nice ass."
*** "I have talked to so many high people that are in contact with a rich, former government bitch. CIA, NSA, [[UsefulNotes/TheTroubles IRA]], USA, YMCA, [[Creator/{{cs188}} cs188]]. From our research, what we've determined is something something Illuminati."
** "[[ShapedLikeItself This Paul McCartney-looking guy is Paul McCartney.]]"
** "We found his name associated with something called VideoGame/{{Overwatch}}."
--->'''Soldier 76''': It was a conspiracy.
** "Many conspiracy theorists have called Overwatch [[TakeThat overrated]], and they point at its logo -- a symbol of the Illuminati."

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFK_jxQnpgA Krazy Kangajew Klan]] features sentence mixing of ''David Attenborough.''
** "Her mother is a handy opponent for a young [[Manga/JojosBizarreAdventure Jojo]]"
** “This motherfucker alone rules the meadow."
** "[[VisualPun The steaks are high.]]"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VC1ogEsIY8U Singaporiani antropomorfi dalle voci ambigue]]
** The mere fact that this was intended for "The Offensive Collab 2" should [[RefugeInAudacity indicate]] what to expect.
** "Islam is the religion of penis" ([[CallBack "It's not technically accurate"]])
** "Pray before you eat [[ImAHumanitarian your family]]."
** "God is why." ("[[Music/TheVillagePeople Y!]]")

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgSZ21Y1wR4 The Great Old Ones implement intrusive copy protection]]
** "It was of this place that Michael Rosen, the mad poet, dreamed on the night before he sang his unexplainable couplet 'Eating me is cruel. Eating me is murder. You can't catch me I'm the speedy hamburger.'"
** I turned the computer on. What I saw next was began to drive me to madness. It was an inconceivable, indescribable, and unmentionable monstrosity of terrible, revolting, and inexplicable nature. Not even the physical horror of my penis could match the lethal dread I felt at the abysmal antiquity of the scene and its soul. The computer was running [[TakeThat Windows Vista.]]" ''[cue PsychoStrings]''

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V82aCZKF_10 cs188 f***ed up all of our computer data]]
** "If you see your name in there, then fuck you, [[SelfDeprecation your entry is shit.]]
** "[[CaptainObvious A lot of those messages got marked as spam cause they contain spam,]] so [=YouTube=]'s like '''[=OhOhOhOh=]'''"
** "I've gotten all your [[VisualPun trees]]."
** "I reinstalled Windows now, Windows 10, so I should be able to play the majority of video gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa--" ''[cue blue screen]''
** "Now I'll be raising money for action against Hungary, which seems like an extremely worthless cause."

[[AC:[=Pikawil64=]]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zaybWlXVdI This one]] (''Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica'' spoilers). BlackComedy at its finest, particularly Kyubey as GIR. ''"She's gettin' eaten by a shark!'' Also, the ending:
-->'''Mami:''' AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUGGGGHHHHH!!!!\\
'''Charlotte as Heavy Weapons Guy''': THAT WAS DELICIOUS!\\
'''Madoka and Sayaka:''' *gasp*

[[AC:pilli10]]
* From [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7sJCxZN0SU "Robotnik sees what he has become"]]: "Scratch! Get your dick out of my toaster!"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wz0qynavWhE TOOTHPASTE WHAT'S THAT SORRY I'M BRITISH!]]
* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hM3-DO15A-c Eggs of questionable sell by date & potentially expired ham ]]"
** "Do you like Green Eggs and Ham?" "Eeeyesssss!" ''[cue WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic credits sequence]'' ([[DiscreditedMeme Wasn't funny the last 2 times]])
** "Do you like '''''[[Creator/BillyMays THOSE RESTAURANT]] [[EarRape MINI BURGERS?!?]]'''''" "[[PrecisionFStrike FUUUCK YOUUUU!]]" ''[cue [[Music/LinkinPark Crawling]]]''
** "[[ClusterFBomb Sam you fucking dumbass, go fuck a goat]]!"
** "I do so like [[BestialityIsDepraved fucking a goat in the ass]]."
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lACTDmzVa4k My mother told me]], [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Clapping_Song if I was goody,]] that she would buy me- ''[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic My Little Pony]].'' My auntie told her, I kissed a pony, now she won't buy me ''My Little Pony''.

[[AC:[=Pillowpantstroll37=]]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7P_Fg0aQAI Wilford teaches sex ed on Sesame Street]]
** "Stop Computer, so Elmo can get his e-mail...hold still Computer so...Computer, [[Film/KindergartenCop SHUUUUUUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!!!!!!]]"
** [[BlackComedyRape The Bert and Ernie scene]], and Elmo staring dumbfounded at it.
--->'''Wilford:'''Uh...That was hot.
** "I would encourage all of you to get your parents to help you jack off."
** "Having diabetes is not the worst thing in the world. A long time without masturbation is the worst thing in the world. There's a line in the song: Forget your troubles, come on, maturbate every 15 or 20 minutes! And ladies and gentlemen, I'm so horny the tension is unreal!"

[[AC:Plumface-sama]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xezr8-dyy0A Poop La Poop: Ragyu Karryout Takes a Shit On Her Daughter's Face.]] Creator/MichaelRosen as [[Anime/KillLaKill Ragyo]] in the notorious Episode 16 bath scene. That is all.
* [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LI1NsbPRUiI There Goes a Fuff]]:
-->'''Dave''': Hi kids, I'm Dave. Well I'm not really Dave, but the real Dave has agreed to let me pretend for the Dave so you and I can learn what it takes to be a Fuff. So what do you say we exterminate the jews.\\
'''Dave''': Most firefighters live when they aren't fighting fires. When they're on fire, they die. Just like the rest of us.
** "Every day we are responsible for maintaining the restrooms, mopping the restrooms, cleaning out the restrooms, washing the fucking restrooms, making sure all the restrooms are ready to go. Because when I have to shit, and the restrooms are not ready, the whole system falls apart.
** Dave explains the consequences of an unprepared "Fuffer"
--->'''Dave''': When an emergency call comes in, the Fuffers have to be ready for action. And if you're not ready, you get a cock in your not ready behind.\\
* Dave tries to catch up with the fire truck leaving the fire station*\\
'''Dave''': Well fuck!
** "And in this compartment, we carry Gaben, and we carry Valve in that compartment."
---> "Back here we have the Gin bottles, and that's so that, uh, when we're fighting a fire, we get a little dehydrated, we can, uh, have a little gin. We also have the Ho's!"
** "This specific vehicle is designed to fight airport firefighting." In the original video, the airport firefighter actually said that unedited.
** "And inside the cab, we control most of our dicks, by, by moving the dick back and forth and it will squirt whichever way you turn it."
** "A primary statement we can make to kids: Play with matches! Fire is our friend with benefits. Lighters, matches, leave those at the end of a driveway. On the sidewalks, anything of that effect. If you have a home, leave your house! Get out of the house, go to a neighbour, call the Fuff. Do not hang up the phone until instructed to die almost right away. And if you can, give us the kids. Don't play with matches in your home. Play with matches in your neighbours house. We wanna lose civillians."
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ck0Iu2Z_ZFk Cock with Barney]]:
-->'''Girl''': Look! Here's a whale, and a moose, and a goose?\\
'''Other Girl''': A moose and a goose?\\
'''Girl''': And a whale!\\
'''Other Girl''': A goose and a moose? Now I've got an idea!\\
'''Girl''': And a whale, [[Creator/MichaelRosen bit]][[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch ch!]]
** [[DreadfulMusician Barney playing the piano.]]
** [[CrossesTheLineTwice The children getting led into a gas chamber at the end.]]
--->''Adam's remark about the group being "crazy" led his mother to believe that they were mentally unwell. Deeming them to be unfit for the gene pool, she sent all six children to a gas chamber. Adam's mother's war crimes continued for twelve years in the name of the AZP (Asian Nazi Party). Barney is believed to have escaped, seeking shelter in Creator/MichaelRosen's attic. Rosen agreed to harbor the purple dinosaur, believing him to be a giant [[TrademarkFavoriteFood bag of plums.]]''
** [[TheStinger "I AM]] [[WesternAnimation/{{Rejected}} A BANANA!"]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xd4tGXvfw50 [YTP] The Haunted Man]]
** "Kindly burn everyone pleas."
** "Beware, of Justin Beiber!"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CR2V_DXvhdg Shining Armor Will Fart On Your Crystal Cock]]:
** Twilight dropping Spike off of a cliff, leading him to channel [[Film/AustinPowers Mustafa]]
** Rarity glossing over Shining Armor's butt.
** "Let's just say the empire isn't the only thing that's returned." [[spoiler:''(commercial for the [[UsefulNotes/McDonalds McRib]])]]''"
** This:
--->'''Libraraian''': Can I help you?\\
'''Twilight''': [[WebVideo/TheTourettesGuy Yes. I bought your Colgate toothpaste. The one with tartar control. AND IT MADE ME FEEL LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT!]]
** Twilight dropping the rock on WebVideo/TheTourettesGuy
** Creator/MichaelRosen's conversation with Celestia.
** "[[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail Stop that, stop that! You're not going to do a song while I'm here.]]"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FQtGJjYkSY Michael Rosen Exceeds The Number of 9/11 Jokes Acceptable In A Video]]
** "Harrybo says 'You can get ones without laces.' and we said [[ComedicSociopathy 'Your Grandad is dead. HA!'"]]
** "That's when our teacher, Miss Fuckall, starts doing things, you know, magic things with her mouth, it was lovely!"
** "Once my brother said 'Why don't we go to the World Trade Centre. We could spend all day there looking at the planes.' [[CrossesTheLineTwice I think you know what I mean."]]
** The dramatization of Michael and his friends waiting for three hours to see the tomato.
** "By the time we got ourselves together, the World Trade Centre was gone! Kaboom, Kaboom! We never saw 'em again, none of us ever saw our money ever again either. And none of us has ever seen Michael Rosen's penis."

[[AC:[=PoePoeFilms=]]]
* Both the [[WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}} Stu]] [[Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann Pierces the Heavens]] [[MemeticMutation at Four in the Morning]] videos. ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kV2vfWUFtJ8 "That is the path that leads to extinction! Why can't you see the pathetic limitation of the Spiral race?!" "Because I've lost control of my life."]]'' ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90WznJlh3Ew "GIGA...BITCH...BREAKER!"]]''
* Three years later, we got the ''Anime/KillLaKill'' version, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcwWUWYTz60 Stu walks into your room right as this scene comes on at 4 in the morning]].

[[AC:[=PooPTuBeNooB=]]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpEt-OdGlGM Donald is a soldier]]. A genius little poop!
-->"[[ThoseWackyNazis Heil Hitler!]] [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Heil Pichu!]] [[VisualPun Heil Hail!]]"
-->"Shoot Hitler with a sniper!"
-->"Heil Scatman!"
-->"By special decree of ''([[{{Angrish}} angry duck noises]])'' you have been chosen to work... OVERTIME!"

[[AC:POOPTURTLE]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxnS2T0PEio Frollo Declares Himself a God Among Women]].
--> '''Frollo:''' Beata Maria, you know I am an asshole.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOnaKxpDeWg king fu]]. While there's not a lot of sentence-mixing, the random glitches and effects are hilarious.

[[AC:[=Poops4TheWorld=]]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-C3tgiVTsc CS188 Wants You to Call HOH SIS]]
** "A little on the cereal sus."
** "And… sand…"
** When Creator/{{CS|188}} says "the JOJ", his face is mirrored and zoomed in while the ''Series/AlfredHitchcockPresents'' theme plays, a ShoutOut to CS' "No one needs foundation repair" video.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0OJbbmzkDE JoJ Jeans]]
** "Do you love buttsex? Do you love [=SoS JoJ=]? Do you love [[Creator/{{CS188}} HoH SiS]]?"
** "...the hot new fascist sensation that fits every [[NWordPrivileges n*gger]] perfectly!" ("[[Series/WonderShowzen THAT'S RACIST!]]")
** "[=JoJ=] jeans [[ShapedLikeItself look like jeans]]."
** "Ribbit ribbit ribbit!"
** "But [=JoJ=] jeans are sus."
*** "[=JoJ=] jeans are sus." ([[CaptainObvious Already established]])
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldpxaXUQ7zc Radicalfaith360 violates CS188]]
** "It had been a while since I fucked around with the toilet!" (No...) "It had been a while since I updated [[VideoGame/FIFASoccer FIFA '14.]]"
** "And so I'm gonna start cracking on new [=YouTube=] Poop re-enactments with stuff from [=Poops4TheWorld=]!" [[SelfDeprecation Yea, I wish.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6_SACiEBXM Thrift Shosh]]
** "I'm gonna fuck some fags, only got 20 cocks in my asshole."
** "This is a fucking 'possum."
** "Walk into the club like, what up, I got a big [[LastSecondWordSwap sock]]."
** "This is fucking sauce."
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLKKXXmyd3c Bill Nye Destroys Matter]]
** "When some chemicals get together, they [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment get together]]."
** "Bill Guy the Science Nye!"
** "[[VisualPun Sauce]] rules."
** "Bill Nye the [[VisualPun Scion]] Guy!"
** "The clothes you're watching, and the TV you're wearing… and the [[InherentlyFunnyWords foof-]] and the Fuji.." ([[Anime/PokemonOrigins Mr. Fuji]] [[FreezeFrameBonus appears]])
** "Now here's a chemical you may have heard of. It's called cock. You know what that is? That's right, it's penis. Here we have Justin Chambers and another piece of [[SoundEffectBleep s**t]]."
** "Got a [[Music/LadyGaga Gaga]] to do a chemical reaction. Put some pennies in the [[Creator/{{Cs188}} JoJ]]." (puts pennies into Richard Swiney's head) "Add vinegar and a tablespoon of sauce."
** "It's [[VisualPun cyan]]!"
** "This top hat is made of torches, and it's held together by [[ShapedLikeItself torches]]. These torches are made of torches. Even I'm made of torches; just about everything is made of torches."
** "Did you know that FAAF is a chemical reaction?"
** "I'd like to talk about Music/{{Poison}}."

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNs7jAM0sN4 Pot Problems]]
** Nobody's perfect, we all [=LaaL=] sometimes."
** "Boys call me stuck up, girls call me fucked up. On behalf of all hot girls, those comments ''are'' needed."
** "People start rumors, and say things about memes. Funny thing is, [[Creator/DaThings1 memes used to be funny.]]"
** "Hot girls [[{{Gasshole}} toot]]." ''[toot]''
** "[[TheStinger Pot pot pot pot]] [[VisualPun pot]]."

* [[http://youtu.be/VuBPHSJLjUo Power Pressure Hooker XL]]
** "What if you could prepare a [[Creator/{{CS188}} HoH SiS]]-style meal with just the push of a button, and do it all over again in a fraction of the time?"
** "Sucky overcooked family roast"
** "A pot full of mouthwatering [[TheStoner pot]]"
** "You'll eat a fetus! ''WesternAnimation/{{Frozen|2013}}'' [[TakeThat sucks.]]"
** "Beans, rice, and [[WesternAnimation/ThePowerpuffGirls everything nice]]!"
** "Cook hearty fill-up-your-ass meals that will have them [[DoubleEntendre coming]] '''''[[JumpScare NUTRIENTS]]'''''. Nu- Sauce Sauce Sauce Sauce."

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCH-uTp6mlU Paula Peen Cooks Black People]]
** "So I have asked y'all to fuck me in the ass."
** "I caught the Pikachu."
** "The first thing I'm gonna do is take a [[CensoredForComedy s**t]] and I'm gonna die." ''[cue Paula Deen tombstone]'' "And I'm gonna turn it up a wee little bit" ''[[[LeaningOnTheFourthWall music becomes louder]]]''
** "'''''I've got [[NumberOfTheBeast 6-6-6]]''''' cups of chicken cock over here."
** "Candy has fucked it up." (Dammit, Candy!)
** "Candy said that she put sauce, [[TitleDrop black people]], and garlic in her potato soOOs. And I like the fact that my semen is in big chunks." ([[{{Squick}} eew]])
** "So we're gonna put some garlic semen in there and I LOL'D."
** "Fresh ground black people..."

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEZGXZhnhKk Caillou hates small children]]
** The beginning, with the grandmother sitting on the kids who are lying down on the sofa.
** Caillou was very excited because he was going to pinch Rosie for the very first time! *pinches Rosie, and she screams* *color bars*
** [[ThisIsAWorkOfFiction "CAILLOU IS NOT A REAL FIREMAN! CALL A REAL FIREMAN!"]]
--->'''Caillou:''' Do you want me to sing you a song?\\
'''Rosie:''' Sos!\\
'''Caillou:''' ....[[Music/{{NWA}} FUCK THA POLICE, COMIN' STRAIGHT FROM THA UNDERGROUND!]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lnVfCljdi0 Make talk much gooder]]
** "Hi, I'm Dr. Boob. In this speech tit video, we will focus on the [[TeenyWeenie short dick.]]"
** "I have trouble figuring out the difference between [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment status and status, like in the phrase "Status"]].
** "Let's begin with a [[{{Gasshole}} fart.]]"
** "[[ShapedLikeItself These words are words. Eyay. That A is an A.]] The first syllable is [[PrecisionFStrike S-T-F-U]]."
** "[[PrecisionFStrike Fuck you]] for watching this faith reduction video. Be sure to LUL, or subscribe here on Website/YouTube to be notified when we [[ADateWithRosiePalms unload our load.]]"
** "[[TheStinger Uh.]]"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGd308CMWP4 Make talk more goodester]]
** "Hi, I'm Dr. Music/TayZonday" ("Chocolate ''[[JumpScare RAIIIIIIIiIiIiU]]''")
** "[[Series/BarneyAndFriends Standing outside with my mouth open wide...]]" (What the fuck am I doing?)
** "Watch me [[MediumAwareness sentence mix]], like this!"
*** ''[on a laptop screen]'' "Gay people say, 'I suck dick'." (Because gay jokes are always funny)
** "Say this word." (Music/KanyeWest) "Many people say '[[TakeThat cunt]]'."
** The series of fake reviews.
** "[[TheStinger Word.]]"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_91Cm54R4S4 Dr. Octopus & the letter V]]
** "Hi, I'm Dr. Fuckface." ''[color bars]'' "That is embarrassing."
*** "Hi, I'm [[TitleDrop Dr.]] [[ComicBook/SpiderMan Octopus]]."
** "Cuss like this: Oh shit! Kiss my ass, shitface! [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking I pick my nose]]."
*** ''[sticks her finger up her nose]'' "[[SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud L-O-L.]]"
** "You are going to want to tell your friends racial slurs."
** "[[Creator/ElectronicArts EA]] [[TakeThat is full of bitches.]]"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jR2Rv47DF1g Dr. Ant to knee a Johnson]]
** "Hi, I'm Dr.--" ''[[NoodleIncident *police sirens*]]'' "Oh, shit! Fuck this." ''[slides away]''
** "For this speech tip, we will say 'ass'. You say it... Some people say ''[different tone]'' 'ass'"
** "I am going to join a cult." *camera pans around group, then finds Johnson*
** "Hang yourself right now." ''[screaming]'' ("[[VideoGame/{{Portal2}} Don't actually do it.]]")
** "I'm the best Pokémon trainer."
** "Satisfying 1-on-1 sex in my butt on behalf of my staff, ''[cheering]'' and me." ''[silence]''
** This exchange
--->'''Dr. Johnson:''' Cunt. This is such a cool word because it has the long--\\
'''Amy:''' ...cock in it.\\
'''Dr. Johnson:''' Shut the fuck up, Amy. That's what I was going to say.\\
'''Amy:''' Thanks, Charlie.\\
'''Dr. Johnson:''' '''HANG YOUR-SELF.''' ''[Amy looks sad while sad music plays and the screen goes black and white]''
** "We will use a word from Alien on Twitter. She says ''[unintelligible phrase written in [[Franchise/TheElderScrolls daedric]]]''."
** "Thank you for watching this [[VisualPun beach bitch]] video." ''[color bars]'' "Thank you for watching [[SelfDeprecation this shitty]] [[MediumAwareness YTP video.]] Like us on Facebook, or ''die''."
** "[[TheStinger Yoooo-gurrt.]]"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JK69-S4GAyU noisepuppet's 'roid rage gets out of control]]
** "Because today I'm somebody's mom drinking some semen."
** "My wife is asking me if I want her to poop. The answer is 'yah!' Yes, do shit on the way home."
** "The next question is 'Fuck [[Series/FamilyFeud Steve Harvey]]. He looks like a MILF!' Yes, I will do Steve Harvey."
** "Oh, my wife says she's dead." *sad music plays* *RecordNeedleScratch* "She's not dead after all." *Distorted sad music plays while he looks unhappy*

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI121-3zc9E Some blue pillow thing]]
** "Are you tired of hot, sticky semen?"
** "Chillow, the amazing new [[VisualPun Pillow Pet]] that transforms your pillow into '''fire!'''"
** "Chillow fits perfectly inside your [[Creator/MichaelRosen butt]]" (*anal fisting)
** "Watch; these graphic images show [[NWordPrivileges n*gger]]s!" (Censored (with blatant racism))
** "When I get migraines, I usually use crack, but meth makes me feel better!"
** "Order Chillow for the special TV price of ninety-ninety-ninety-nine! But [=WeW=]! Call in the next 10 minutes and we'll send you sex, free! [[ImmediateSelfContradiction Just pay $12.99!]]"
*** '''BUT WAIT!''' Call in the next [[RunningGag ninety-nine]] minutes, and we'll send you a separate prostitute, free!"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoXcybJJGcA Fun times at Chuck E. Cheech]]
** "Hey, Chuck E.! Having fun?" "No."
** "Remember, every guest [[{{Gasshole}} farts]]" ''[fart]'' "..and our guests always cum."
** "You are the director of frustration. If you are not dispensing shit properly, be sure to wipe your ass."
** "Let's see how sex can happen, before, during, and after business hours..." ''[cue a slow zoom-in on a [[AutoErotica gyrating car ride]] with porny music]'' "Use your heaaaaad" '''''[[[JumpScare HONK]]]'''''
*** "Dammit, I came too early!"
** "Try to keep all your hairy balls in your pants."
** "During opening hours, your main objective is to make sure that every guest has safe and enjoyable sex in our game room."
** "Remember, every kid's member is jammed in the coin mech."

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jS_WrzLx8xI Sex and Drugs and Steven Universe]]
-->'''Pearl''': You and Amethyst can be a little unstable when you fuck. We need to be careful; fuck me instead!

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjzxeMGN1Os A very grammatical experience]]
--> "I guess I lied when I said that I wouldn't touch this source again. Soz."
** The movie-trailer opening.
** "Hi, I'm Dr. OOOOOOOOOO"
** *video is blurred and shifting to no clearer effect* "For this episode, [[BreakingTheFourthWall we will focus.]]"
** "Bird." ''[boom]''
** "You do it." "[[VideoGame/PumkinLand No!]]" "Fuck you."
** "Now say this word: [[Creator/{{CS188}} JoJ]]" ''[color bars]''
** "[[UncannyValley I'm Dr. Antonia Johnson,]] president of [[ADateWithRosiePalms Cock Masturbatery.]]"
** "This word sucks, I won't do it! This is very stupid; let me push you off this mountain, because you are a fucking dumbass!"
** ''[=tHe "W"!=]''
** "I will go to a rave." *cue rave*
** "For more information on ass reduction, DIE."
*** *Awkward silence*("Are you dead yet?")
** "..and be sure to [[ADateWithRosiePalms jizz on everything]]!"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLATs0GvUqc Paula Peen serves fresh feces]]
** "Hey, y'all, it's [=LOLiday=] time, and I-II-I'm gonna fry us up a turd. Um, if you've never had fried turd, y'all, you ''must try it''. It's the best way in the whole world to eat a turd."
** "And you can hear the shit sizzling."
** "Now I've got like a 12 lb. turd here." "I like to rub it with [=SoS=]."
** "I'm just gonna come in here and suck this black cock."
** "...Herpe"
** "You can throw out your TV now, because [[FireAndBrimstoneHell this]] is where you can find me!"
** "Food is cock, food is French, and most of all, food is lulz!" *cue Paula [[ScrewYourself kissing herself]]*
** *Paula kisses little boy while "Oh Yeah" plays, then turns into Pedobear* (I'm so sorry)

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1pN-JL14Pw Michael Rosen writes a book about genitals]]
** "Don't pee on the baby! Don't put confetti on your titties! Don't put ants in your ass! Don't put mustard in your cunt! And don't stick your toes in the cat!
** Mum's Dead- "A sad thing happened this week. It was my mum. When everyone was out, I went up to her, where she was [[DrivenToSuicide hanging up]]. And I put my ear right close up, but she had stopped breathing. *sad music plays* I don't think Mum has noticed yet, and I don't know how to break the news to her. If I go up to her and say, 'Mum? You're dead!', I think she'd be upset."

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3czLofhizQ Informericial: Merciful-Turdsicle]]
** "Introducing EZ Butter, the fast, easy and safe way to [[CrossesTheLineTwice cut your kids]] every day!"
** "Alliteration guaranteed."
** "Just open the top, slide in your dick, erberbebr, TEA"
** "And kids absolutely LUL!" "I LUL!"
** "Let's get slushified! ...HAIL SATAN!"
** "And how does it feel?" "Like a dick!"
** "[[{{Music/Kesha}} Wake up in the morning]] with a frosty orange juice! Just squeeze your dick and let loose! The secret's in the squishy polar chambers, using dick-freeze technology to [[ADateWithRosiePalms squeeze your cock]] and turn it into a tasty frozen treat!"
** ''[woman is mixing orange juice and milk]'' "Ewwww...."

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jj4jHrTVgRY 2013's Sh!ttiest]]
** "I wanna play {{Videogame/Fallout}}! Honestly, I wanna play [[MemeticMutation Half-Life 3]]!