History Funny / YouTubePoopAuthorsMToZ

20th Sep '17 5:05:10 PM CodyDBuni
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** [[https://youtu.be/SewPn04O9Tg?t=59s "Hello]], [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitches]]! I'm your gynecologist, I'm Michael Rosen! I've got to look out your snatches!" (Michael pulls a "[[CrossesTheLineTwice Rape Face]]" towards the [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark Queef Sisters]].

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** [[https://youtu.be/SewPn04O9Tg?t=59s "Hello]], [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitches]]! I'm your gynecologist, I'm Michael Rosen! I've got to look out your snatches!" (Michael pulls a "[[CrossesTheLineTwice Rape Face]]" towards the [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark Queef Sisters]].Sisters]]).



** [[https://youtu.be/vnS2MFf_q28?t=2m20s Michael attempts to rape]] Harrybo's dead granddad for the 69th time and [[BlackComedyRape gets gangbanged]] [[LaserGuidedKarma by him and Harrybo themselves]].

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** [[https://youtu.be/vnS2MFf_q28?t=2m20s Michael attempts to rape]] Harrybo's dead granddad for the 69th time and [[BlackComedyRape gets gangbanged]] [[LaserGuidedKarma by him and Harrybo themselves]].
themselves]]. But then, [[IncestIsRelative his family gather up and starts performing a massive orgy]].
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZaQowZkJRk Michael Rosen takes his Depravity Inter-cunt-inental! (71st Birthday Collab)]]
** [[https://youtu.be/2ZaQowZkJRk?t=4m16s Michael drinks]] [[WesternAnimation/{{Metalocalypse}} the bleach and screams as his mouth gets burned in a gruesome detail]]. [[spoiler: Even though using the animatronic scream from VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys, in which also doubles as a JumpScare.]]
19th Sep '17 7:27:04 PM CodyDBuni
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dC4RVaR2ovQ Michael Rosen]][[CrossesTheLineTwice screws Harrybo's dead grandad & 2 year old sister]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SewPn04O9Tg Michael Rosen becomes a Gynecologist]]
** [[https://youtu.be/SewPn04O9Tg?t=3s *Click* "Nice!"]](Cue the [[MemeticMutation Me Gusta Mucho face]])
** [[https://youtu.be/SewPn04O9Tg?t=59s "Hello]], [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitches]]! I'm your gynecologist, I'm Michael Rosen! I've got to look out your snatches!" (Michael pulls a "[[CrossesTheLineTwice Rape Face]]" towards the [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark Queef Sisters]].
** [[https://youtu.be/SewPn04O9Tg?t=2m12s Michael Rosen ends up]] engaging [[ILoveTheDead sexual intercourse with Harrybo's deceased grandmother]] while "[[SoundtrackDissonance Bad Touch]]" by Music/BloodhoundGang plays in the background.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnS2MFf_q28 Michael Rosen Reminisces and Takes What He Dishes]]
** [[https://youtu.be/vnS2MFf_q28?t=1m22s "HA! Always knew you were a failed abortion!"]]
** [[https://youtu.be/vnS2MFf_q28?t=1m35s "MUM! I've been up here for forty years!]] And there's rats! [[CrossesTheLineTwice And they're nibbling my plums!]]"
** [[https://youtu.be/vnS2MFf_q28?t=2m20s Michael attempts to rape]] Harrybo's dead granddad for the 69th time and [[BlackComedyRape gets gangbanged]] [[LaserGuidedKarma by him and Harrybo themselves]].
11th Sep '17 1:38:08 PM TheKaizerreich
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-->'''[[AuthorAvatar Root]]'''[[note]]represented by an image of Azalyn from ''Anime/TheIrresponsibleCaptainTylor'' and voiced by pitched-up Rosen clips[[/note]]: Maybe if you'd stop giving up in the middle of every joke.

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-->'''[[AuthorAvatar Root]]'''[[note]]represented by an image of Azalyn from ''Anime/TheIrresponsibleCaptainTylor'' ''Anime/IrresponsibleCaptainTylor'' and voiced by pitched-up Rosen clips[[/note]]: Maybe if you'd stop giving up in the middle of every joke.
10th Sep '17 8:59:28 AM nombretomado
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** "[[WesternAnimation/RegularShow Man, I can't find one normal person in this town who wants a]] [[{{cs188}} joj]]!"

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** "[[WesternAnimation/RegularShow Man, I can't find one normal person in this town who wants a]] [[{{cs188}} [[Creator/{{cs188}} joj]]!"



** "I was a Marine. A woow... of the [[{{Cs188}} JOJ]] clan!"

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** "I was a Marine. A woow... of the [[{{Cs188}} [[Creator/{{Cs188}} JOJ]] clan!"
9th Sep '17 11:25:19 AM Chabal2
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* Creator/KateWinslet + Creator/LouisDeFunes: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2P0tYG9wig Instant hilarity.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-GarhoUh-g Blanche Niaise et les Sept Nains de Jardin]] (Stupid White and the Seven Garden Gnomes):
--> '''Magic mirror:''' Snow White is the most beautiful. [[NoYou You are the ugliest.]]
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--> '''Grimhilde:''' If you do not do it, you will be sodomized to death!\\
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--> '''Grumpy:''' Women is all poison! (turns into Donald Trump)\\
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--> ''(As an Oscar statue rises during the Queen's transformation:)'' Best Orgasm In A Children's Movie
7th Sep '17 4:38:30 AM The12thDoctor
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HhqNjaeWKQ The Assassination of Mickey Mouse by the Coward Donald Duck]]

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HhqNjaeWKQ YTP: The Assassination of Mickey Mouse by the Coward Donald Duck]]Duck (Collab Entry)]]



-->'''Mickey:''' Say, you wanna come inside my clubhouse?
-->'''Kids:''' [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Aye-aye, captain!]]
-->'''Mickey:''' I can't hear you!
-->'''[[WesternAnimation/InvaderZim Zim]]:''' YOU'RE LYING!

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-->'''Mickey:''' Say, you wanna come inside my clubhouse?
-->'''Kids:'''
clubhouse?\\
'''Kids:'''
[[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Aye-aye, captain!]]
-->'''Mickey:'''
captain!]]\\
'''Mickey:'''
I can't hear you!
-->'''[[WesternAnimation/InvaderZim
you!\\
'''[[WesternAnimation/InvaderZim
Zim]]:''' YOU'RE LYING!



-->'''Donald:''' And you'll never figure it out.
-->'''[[Disney/TheLionKing Mufasa]]:''' ''Is that a challenge?!''
-->'''Donald:''' No, no, no.
-->'''[[WesternAnimation/InvaderZim Zim]]:''' HE LIES!

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-->'''Donald:''' And you'll never figure it out.
-->'''[[Disney/TheLionKing
out.\\
'''[[Disney/TheLionKing
Mufasa]]:''' ''Is that a challenge?!''
-->'''Donald:'''
challenge?!''\\
'''Donald:'''
No, no, no.
-->'''[[WesternAnimation/InvaderZim
no.\\
'''[[WesternAnimation/InvaderZim
Zim]]:''' HE LIES!



-->'''Mickey:''' So, uh, where do you think Donald went?
-->'''WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}}:''' ''OUTSIDE!''

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-->'''Mickey:''' So, uh, where do you think Donald went?
-->'''WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}}:'''
went?\\
'''WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}}:'''
''OUTSIDE!''



** Mickey's keys have the shapes of a yellow [[Anime/SoulEater moon]], [[WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse diamond]] and [[WesternAnimation/GravityFalls triangle]].

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** Mickey's keys have the shapes of a yellow [[Anime/SoulEater moon]], [[WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse diamond]] and [[WesternAnimation/GravityFalls triangle]].Bill Cipher]].



-->'''Daisy:''' Are you [[WesternAnimation/{{Arthur}} having cake?]]
-->'''Mickey:''' ''(nods his head)''
-->'''Daisy:''' Well, Donald's a really good hider.
-->'''Mickey:''' ''[[Disney/{{Hercules}} I KNOW!!!]]''
-->'''Daisy:''' He's ''never'' been found. Just like my [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants hopes and]] [[VideoGame/{{Undertale}} dreams]].

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-->'''Daisy:''' Are you [[WesternAnimation/{{Arthur}} having cake?]]
-->'''Mickey:'''
cake?]]\\
'''Mickey:'''
''(nods his head)''
-->'''Daisy:'''
head)''\\
'''Daisy:'''
Well, Donald's a really good hider.
-->'''Mickey:'''
hider.\\
'''Mickey:'''
''[[Disney/{{Hercules}} I KNOW!!!]]''
-->'''Daisy:'''
KNOW!!!]]''\\
'''Daisy:'''
He's ''never'' been found. Just like my [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants hopes and]] [[VideoGame/{{Undertale}} dreams]].



* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nucSbuHbPRo Doug Walker's Glowing Review of Shark Tale ]]

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nucSbuHbPRo Doug Walker's Glowing Review of Shark Tale ]]Tale]]




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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuhkqgfEH4Q YTP: Revenge of the Senate (10K Sub Special)]]
** Simply put, [[https://i.ytimg.com/vi/nuhkqgfEH4Q/hqdefault.jpg the thumbnail.]]
** Palpatine isn't the trigger to Anakin decapitating Count Dooku. Instead, it's because the latter uses his [[WesternAnimation/GravityFalls Stan Pines]] voice and mocks Anakin.
-->'''Dooku:''' ''[With Stan Pine's voice]'' [[AnArmAndALeg Can I have my hands back?]] [[FlippingTheBird I have a certain gesture I'd like to share with you!]]\\
'''Anakin:''' ''[With [[Disney/TheIncredibles Violet's]] voice]'' THAT'S IT! ''[[OffWithHisHead [Decapitates Count Dooku, before going full]] [[WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty Morty Smith]]]'' [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch WHO'S STUPID NOW, BITCH?]]
** When Obi-Wan arrives on Mustafar, causing Anakin to label Padme as a traitor, Obi-Wan has Creator/GeorgeLucas's face, while Anakin's face has the ''Franchise/{{Disney}}'' logo.
-->'''Anakin:''' [[TakeThat You're with him! You brought him here to kill me!]]
31st Aug '17 7:25:12 PM brickbat1137
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** I LOVE BEING INVISIBLE!
24th Aug '17 7:59:49 PM Twentington
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdFPCRtN5JU Billy Mays brings the crocodile species to extinction]]
** "I really hate crocodiles, don't you? If you've ever been scratched on, shredded on, bit on, then the Crocodile Cutter is for you! Let's face it: we all have our bad moments in the past: I've worked with tigers, sharks, and a bloody real live skunk. Oh God, it's awful! But there's nothing more frustrating than trying to eliminate crocodiles!"
** "With ordinary scissors and shears, you suck at acting like a craftsman! But the Crocodile Cutter keeps all your work above so you can power through below with precision speed. A simple squeeze of the handle transfers 47 million tons of force to the cut. If you can fire a gun, you can use the Crocodile Cutter!"
** "They're so strong, it bites down, locks on, and cuts through copper every time. You'll glide through titanium in seconds every time. You can even cut your stupid flooring every time!"
** Billy using the Crocodile Cutter to kill [[Disney/PeterPan Tick-Tock]], [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Vector]], and [[VideoGame/DonkeyKongCountry King K. Rool]].
** "There's nothing you can't do with me, Billy Mays!"
24th Aug '17 7:47:10 PM Twentington
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fb4ZnMvauRc Billy Mays Sells the Suicide Toilet]]
** "Hi, Creator/BillyMays here to talk about your life. Up until now, no one ever appreciated you for anything. And as of right now, you're probably telling yourself 'why?' It doesn't matter, because if you're having problems with trying to end it all, then you've gotta see this."
** "Here's how it works: When you sit on the toilet, use the remote control to pick the suicide method you want, just like that. The remote control gives you three options of suicide including anal drilling, toxic acid squirt, and the bowl blaster, my favorite one. The secret is the touch-sensing technology. When your ass touches the toilet seat, it instantly locks on, forcing you to pick one of the suicide methods and you can't get out."
** "I know what you're thinking: what about my corpse? Watch this: ordinary tools just won't get the job done, but the Suicide Toilet safely recycles your dead body. You can use the Suicide Toilet for all your problems including breakups, cheating, family rejection, depression, forever alone, no friends, discrimination, drama, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Alternate Reality Game]], and so much more!"
** "The Suicide Toilet is no ordinary toilet: you don't shit in it, you die in it!"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yo8trJy4S0o The Suicide Burger Station]]
** "Has this ever happened to you? You got back from eating at [=McDonald's=], and you're being made fun of by just about everyone. You suck at life, you fat asshole. Look at this: they don't call them chubby fucksters for nothing! But with the power of Suicide Burgers, just gobble your ass away and die. It's that easy!"
** "Lemme show you how it works: take a Big City Slider Station, load it with Billy Mays' excrement, a real live skunk, this corrosive acid, your dog, sour milk, moldy rotten cheese, cat urine, and of course, a whopping six-pound bucket of [=OxiClean=]!"
** "Just watch as this young lady kills a fatass in the studio, live! Watch this! One burger, and you've got blood stains all over your dining room. A few more burgers for a bloodbath. Keep throwing shit and go kaboom! That's amazing!"
** "The secret to the Suicide Burger Station is the unique formula designed by BRB that puts the power of this professional unit right on your stove. But it gets even better! It's not just for mini-burgers! Make gooey shitty pockets, silver dollar uranium-235 pancakes, or [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking five Billy Burgers]] at once! Don't pay high restaurant prices when you can pay a fortune to Billy Mays, or Billy Mays will take an incredible shit on your kids!"
** "We'll also include the Suicide Techniques Guide, loaded with my favorite methods like the skydiver failure, amputation with a Dual Saw, and the original classic 6,000 pound car roadkill!"
** "But call right now, and we'll send you nothing else, because you're a fatass and you suck at life! You don't deserve anything else in your stubborn life, bitch!"
21st Aug '17 12:58:36 PM gojira96
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nucSbuHbPRo Doug Walker's Glowing Review of Shark Tale ]]
** "Will Smith Fish is a cow."
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