History Funny / XMen

''(all the gathered X-Men gape in silent horror)''
'''Kitty and Ororo''': PSYCHE!

* A rare show of humor from Bishop is in ''Extreme X-Men'' when he poses as a federal officer to check out a mutant murder. He wears dark sunglasses indoors with a camera to show the others what he finds.

* In the first episode, Hank is conducting a lecture at the college he's working about enhancing the intelligence of cephalopods (squids basically). However none of his students are buying it and aren't doing a good job of holding back snickers. Once Hank gets the call he tells the students he's leaving the squid in charge of them. Which causes them to start laughing, [[BlankWhiteEyes until the squid tells them to quiet down]].

* Beast's reaction to getting zapped with a multi-kilovolt static charge by Magneto during a fight.

-->'''Wolverine:''' Tell Scott I made him a convertible.

-->'''Sentinel:''' Surrender, mutant.
-->'''Cyclops:''' *puts hands up* Of course... *pulls down glasses* NOT!

-->'''Thug:''' Butt out, four-eyes!
-->'''Cyclops:''' You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, would you?
-->'''Thug:''' So? Take 'em off!
-->'''Cyclops:''' Stop! *the thug uses his pool cue to life Cyke's glasses up, causing his optic blasts to uncontrollably zap everything in their path*
-->'''Thug:''' [[OhCrap PUT 'EM BACK ON! PLEASE!]]

--> '''Master Mold:''' [[NarmCharm YOU WILL REMOVE SENATOR KELLY'S BRAIN... AND REPLACE IT WITH A COMPUTER!]]
--> '''Kelly:''' [[BigWhat Whaaaat?!]] You can't do that to me! I'm a United States Senator!

-->'''Mystique:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Rather dim, for defenders of humanity]].

-->'''Wolverine:''' An old friend. [[PsychoExGirlfriend She wants me dead]].\\

* In the second part of "Out Of The Past", The X-Men assemble with Wolverine and Gambit, to find Jubilee and a mysterious woman both mindwiped. Wolverine is quizzed on the latter:

** After the Danger Room has been shut down [[spoiler: by becoming sentient and leaving,]] Logan takes a bunch of new students down there for fight training. When one asks what the danger will be, Logan turns off the lights. One long panel of darkness, followed by a second. In the second, "shinkt."

** Colossus throwing Wolverine in a FastballSpecial is his first act out in the sunlight. Doubles as a [[CrowningMomentofAwesome CMoA]].

--> '''Beast''': I think that about shaved two years off of my life.
--> '''Logan''': Don't sweat it, I think the jokes actually on me. (''chuckles weakly as he collapses'')
* After Mastermind and the Inner Circle are defeated, and [[spoiler: Takeo's [[AscendToAHigherPlaneOfExistence ascension]].]] [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming Scott gives Hisako Jean's necklace and tells her he's proud to have her on the team]]. Hisako engages in some Scott/Emma shipping!

** "My fellow Americans, I am an idiot."

* Episode 36; Jubilee seems to be channeling [[LargeHam Storm.]] "JUBILEE, THE PRINCESS OF PYROTECHNICS, COMMANDS YOU TO RELEASE HIM!"

* From issue eight of the original series, Beast takes his uncomfortably small shoes off in a cafe full of beatniks, who begin reacting in an astonished fashion. They then proceed to carry him off, declaring his feet a sensation. He has no idea what is happening.

* In the first episode, Hank is conducting a lecture at the college he's working about enhancing the intelligence of cephalopods (squids basically). However none of his students are buying it and aren't doing a good job of holding back snickers. Once Hank gets the call he tells the students he's leaving the squid in charge of them. Which causes them to start laughing, [[BlankWhiteEyes until the squid tells them to quite down]].

** Later on in that same episode, Cyclops gets ambushed by a Sentinel which tells him to surrender. Cyclops pulls an ISurrenderSuckers

* For a time, ComicBook/{{Wolverine}} operated in Madripoor as "Patch", which involved him [[PaperThinDisguise wearing an eyepatch and taking no other disguise precautions]]. Throughout the "Gehenna Affair" storyline, people keep revealing that they've known Patch is Wolverine all along, but [[ComicBook/SpiderWoman Jessica Drew]] explains why nobody told him: "When somebody with claws and a temper wants to believe he's fooling people, well... no one wants to be the one to say, "Hey, Wolvie, what's with the stupid eyepatch!" Not coincidentally, this was written by PeterDavid.