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* Mystique, having infiltrated Alkali Lake and let the other mutants in, reveals that she's found where Stryker's version of Cerebro is located due to a large portion of the dam's energy being directed to that area. Storm asks her if she can shut it down from the control room they're currently all in, to which Mystique replies '''''[[BluntNo "No,"]]''''' staring into the camera in quiet exasperation. The DVD commentary further reveals that this moment was included to shut up any nit-pickers by making it very clear that ''no,'' the characters can't turn the machine off.

* Mystique, having infiltrated Alkali Lake and let the other mutants in, reveals that she's found where Stryker's version of Cerebro is located due to a large portion of the dam's energy being directed to that area. Storm asks her if she can shut it down from the control room they're currently all in, to which Mystique replies '''''[[BluntNo "No,"]]''''' staring into the camera in quiet exasperation. The DVD commentary further reveals that this moment was included to shut up any nit pickers by making it very clear that ''no,'' the characters can't turn the machine off.

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* When Mystique has sneaked into Stryker's lair and is fighting guards, she escapes by sliding under a door ''while giving Stryker the finger.''

-->'''Logan:''' Got any beer?
-->'''Bobby:''' ...This is a school.
-->'''Logan:''' So that's a no?
-->'''Bobby (coyly):''' Yea, that's a no.

-->'''Logan:''' Thanks.
-->'''Bobby:''' No problem.

* While it's a horrible way to die, the way Yuriko's adamantium-filled head makes a small "clank" when it drops into the water tank earns some chuckles.

-->'''Pyro/Rogue/Iceman/Wolverine''': (groans)

** When Stryker's soldiers are carrying a tranquilized Siryn out of her room, they're stopped by a steeled-up Colossus standing in the doorway. One of them tries [[ShootingSuperman shooting him]], and he just gives the ''briefest'' glance down, as if silently asking "What did you actually think that was going to do?" Cut to the [[CurbStompBattle unconscious soldiers crashing through the wall.]]

* On the trip from the school to Boston in a Cyclops's car, they reveal their dislike of boybands:

-->Pyro turns on the radio; N Sync's "Bye Bye Bye" blasts out.

** Logan finally finds a bottle of soda in a cabinet, but it's warm. Without saying a word, he hands it to Bobby [[MundaneUtility who promptly freezes it with his breath]].

-->'''Pyro:''' Actually they discovered that males are the ones who carry the Mutant Gene and pass it on, so, actually it's [[TheUnfairSex his]] ''(Mr. Drake's)'' fault.

** Even better, Wolverine puts out his cigar by pressing it in the palm of his hand. Thanks to his healing factor, all he does is wince slightly.

* "Actually they discovered that male's are the ones who carry the mutant gene and pass it on, so it's his fault."

* While it's a horrible way to die, the way Yuriko's adamantium-filled head makes a small "klank" when it drops into the water tank earns some chuckles.

-->'''Bobby:''' You're welcome.

-->'''Nightcrawler:''' ''(hanging upside-down from a tree)'' [[OhCrap Oh, hello!]] ''(AsideGlance)''
-->'''Kurt:''' ''(back on the ground)'' [[BlatantLies I didn't mean to snoop...]]

** Of course the the cat is unperturbed [[FridgeBrilliance retractable claws are nothing unusual to a cat.]]

* On the trip from the school to Boston, they reveal their dislike of boybands:

* Lady Deathstrike's first attempt at knocking Cyclops out. She strides into the room and casually shoots at him with a dart gun... which does nothing because Cyclops is wearing body armour. He just stares at it for a second before blasting her into the wall like this happens to him all the time.

-->'''Pyro/Rogue/Bobby/Wolverine''': (groans)

** And then, when she's gotten to the control room by disguising herself as Stryker, and seals herself in just as Stryker arrives, she blows him a kiss and gives him a wave just before the doors shut.