History Funny / WorldofWarcraft

10th Nov '17 4:52:39 AM BlackSwan81
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-->'''Lady Irisse says:''' Aldryth. You weren't out consorting with that servant girl, were you?
-->'''Elder Aldryth says:''' What? No, of course not!
-->'''Elder Aldryth:''' ({{Beat}})
-->'''Elder Aldryth says:''' I was visiting a different girl.

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-->'''Lady --->'''Lady Irisse says:''' Aldryth. You weren't out consorting with that servant girl, were you?
-->'''Elder --->'''Elder Aldryth says:''' What? No, of course not!
-->'''Elder --->'''Elder Aldryth:''' ({{Beat}})
-->'''Elder
''({{Beat}})''
--->'''Elder
Aldryth says:''' I was visiting a different girl.



** Among the drogbar the term "brul" appears to mean "person", such as a Brewbrul being a brewer. In Stonedark there are Dudebruls, in reference to the "dude bro" stereotype, who walk around pumping weights and one who bumps fists with you. The leader of their little group is Damrul the Stronk with the quest "You Lift, Brul?"

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** Among the drogbar the term "brul" appears to mean "person", such as a Brewbrul being a brewer. brewer and a Fishbrul being a fishmonger. In Stonedark there are Dudebruls, in reference to the "dude bro" "[[https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dude+bro dude bro]]" stereotype, who walk around pumping weights and one who bumps fists with you. The leader of their little group is Damrul the Stronk with the quest "You Lift, Brul?"



** After the serious revelation that Ebonhorn is a [[spoiler: purified black dragon]], Mayla has this to say. "Well that explains how he never got older. Well he was always old but he never changed.

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** After the serious revelation that Ebonhorn is a [[spoiler: purified black dragon]], Mayla has this to say. "Well that explains how he never got older. Well he was always old but he never changed."
9th Nov '17 7:33:28 PM BlackSwan81
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*** Finding the elder is amusing in its own way. This ''ghost'' managed to get pinned beneath a column for ''ten thousand years''. On top of that the quest giver snarks he was probably going to hit on a commoner girl. He's highly offended... and then admits it was a ''different'' commoner girl.

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*** Finding the elder is amusing in its own way. This ''ghost'' managed to get pinned beneath a column for ''ten thousand years''. On top of that the quest giver snarks that he was probably going to hit on a commoner girl. He's highly offended... and then admits it "out visiting that little common girl he fancies so much." Upon completion, this exchange ensues:
-->'''Lady Irisse says:''' Aldryth. You weren't out consorting with that servant girl, were you?
-->'''Elder Aldryth says:''' What? No, of course not!
-->'''Elder Aldryth:''' ({{Beat}})
-->'''Elder Aldryth says:''' I
was visiting a ''different'' commoner different girl.
5th Nov '17 8:06:15 PM TheSinful
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*** Illidan's StopPokingMe quotes include him saying "[[MemeticMutation You are not prepared]]" in the most long-suffering voice imaginable. Keep it up and he starts yelling it before cutting off suddenly and asking if he's denying you something.
3rd Nov '17 11:15:09 PM Vir
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** Vigiliant Quoram in Mac'aree was a genius in life [[InsufferableGenius and sees no problem in criticizing players for not meeting his standards]]. Even fulfilling his duty of talking with visitors to the academy is treated as beneath his dignity.

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** Vigiliant Quoram in Mac'aree Mac'Aree was a genius in life [[InsufferableGenius and sees no problem in criticizing players for not meeting his standards]]. Even fulfilling his duty of talking with visitors to the academy is treated as beneath his dignity.



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22nd Oct '17 9:35:26 PM TSBasilisk
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** If you engage Dalliah first Soccothrates will ask if he can watch, then congratulate you for killing her.

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** If you engage Dalliah first Soccothrates will ask if he can watch, then congratulate you for killing her. Starting with Soccothrates first has her mocking him and mentioning she'd wanted to kill him for years.
22nd Oct '17 3:02:42 AM TSBasilisk
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** A common thread for many pets is to note the unfortunate implications of capturing the pets.
--->'''Orphaned Marsuuel''': It's not really an orphan. The name just makes you feel better about [[BlackmailIsSuchAnUglyWord abducting it]].\\
'''Gleamhoof Fawn''': Now, where are its parents? YouMonster.
21st Oct '17 8:41:44 PM Siggu
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*** Khadgar's hair is a BrickJoke in the entire Alchemy questline - in the first quest, one of the items you have to fetch is a Crate of Khadgar's Whiskers, and the flavor text says it's the flower (a plant that has been in the game since it began), and not Khadgar's facial hair. When you pluck a hair of Khadgar's head, the flavor text says it's not his facial hair - again referencing the flower.
10th Oct '17 9:21:45 PM TSBasilisk
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** There is an escort quest in Thunder Totem where you have to lead an elderly tauren lady to see her daugther, son-in-law and baby grandson. Her hearing and sight are not good, so she can't follow you if you stray even a bit too far away, and she moves at walking pace, so you have to walk very slowly for her to move. At some point you two are attacked by a giant bird; but before you have a chance of targeting and attacking it back, the frail granny just shooes it away effortlessly!

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** There is an escort quest in Thunder Totem where you have to lead an elderly tauren lady to see her daugther, son-in-law and baby grandson. Her hearing and sight are not good, so she can't follow you if you stray even a bit too far away, and she moves at walking pace, so you have to walk very slowly for her to move. At some point you two are attacked by a giant bird; but before you have a chance of targeting and attacking it back, the frail granny just shooes shoos it away effortlessly!effortlessly!
** During the main quest a group of tauren are impaled with giant stone shards and petrified. Their bodies remain afterward when visiting the cave, including during a world quest where you disguise yourself as a drogbar. A drogbar standing near the bodies complains that it was a really impressive display of the Underking's power, but it's also a giant pain in the ass for him to clean up.
7th Oct '17 10:35:28 PM TSBasilisk
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*** Aluneth periodically pipes up with comments on the player's actions and location. He's not exactly thrilled about his current wielder.
--->'''Aluneth''': ''[when the player creates food]'' The very power of the ancient titans are at your command, and you choose to create... tasty treats?
30th Sep '17 6:41:50 PM TSBasilisk
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--->'''Quoram''': It will forever be my burden to deal with the likes of you.



*** Another task has you challenge the three best mages. One of them, Grand Vizier Jarasum, sounds ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkeC9WVVsQ4 very familiar...]]''

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*** Another task has you challenge the three best mages. One of them, All three have appeared as demons under different names, including Grand Vizier Jarasum, sounds Jarasum ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkeC9WVVsQ4 who sounds very familiar...]]''
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