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20th Apr '18 2:25:40 PM Vir
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* Tired of [[ToiletHumor poop quests]]? Well, there's a quest in Townlong Steppes that consists of you killing mushans for their bladders so that their urine can be used as an antiseptic. The flavor text lampshades it telling you "[[SarcasmMode This seems like a GREAT thing to put in your bag]]."

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* Tired of [[ToiletHumor poop quests]]? Well, there's a quest in Townlong Steppes that consists of you killing mushans for their bladders so that their urine can be used as an antiseptic. The flavor text of the bladders lampshades how it isn't much better than poop, telling you "[[SarcasmMode This seems like a GREAT thing to put in your bag]]."



** "Human Improved", which is an evolution chart believing [[ArtisticLicenseBiology humans evolve into chickens]].

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*** Showing that the Wowhead staff has a sense of humor, [[http://www.wowhead.com/item=90551/robot-brew the one screenshot for the item is an advertisement for Mom's Old Fashioned Robot Oil]] from a loading screen in ''[[VideoGame/{{Futurama}} Futurama: The Game]]''.
** "Human Improved", which is an evolution chart believing [[ArtisticLicenseBiology showing humans evolve evolving into chickens]].chickens.
12th Apr '18 2:57:15 PM Valiona
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** After you defeat Naraxas, you then have to go down the hole beneath her to proceed to the final confrontation with Dargrul. As you're examining the boss's quote and presumably wondering where you'll find your loot, Ebonhorn tells you, "I am sorry, heroes. It appears the treasure you seek will be found on the 'other' end of this beast." It seems as though he's well aware of how many times you've had to look through poop for quest items.


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* If you eject your companions on the Traveler's Tundra Mammoth or other mounts (which includes dismounting) they will stand there for a moment, complain about how you're treating them, and disappear. Hakmud of Argus, the general goods vendor for Alliance characters, gets some special dialogue if you dismount on Argus.
-->"You take [[ThirdPersonPerson Hakmud]] home and then abandon him. Hakmud sees how it is!"\\
"It is not like Hakmud wanted to see his namesake or anything. Goodbye!"\\
"Now everybody of Argus. Hakmud did not want to be special anyways!"
27th Mar '18 8:20:51 PM TSBasilisk
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*** Tehd is also accompanied by a succubus who complains about the cold and who accompanies you as a Loaner Demon.
--->'''Syaith''': "I am so cold. Would you be a dear and set yourself on fire for me?"
7th Mar '18 2:48:18 PM Vir
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* The male Dark Iron dwarf PC gets a good joke alluding to [[spoiler:Teldrassil's destruction]]:
-->A night elf laughed at me for living inside a volcano. Well, at least I don't have to worry about my mountain [[spoiler:burning down]], now do I?! What, {{too soon}}?
6th Mar '18 10:09:38 PM TSBasilisk
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--->'''Lady Irisse says:''' Aldryth. You weren't out consorting with that servant girl, were you?
--->'''Elder Aldryth says:''' What? No, of course not!
--->'''Elder Aldryth:''' ''({{Beat}})''
--->'''Elder Aldryth says:''' I was visiting a different girl.
** Naga are besieging a city belonging to the Court of Farondis alongside their murloc slaves. Apparently inspired by the naga using ballista to tear down the stone structures, the murlocs are trying to do the same... by throwing fish at the walls. And they have to run back to the water for a new fish each time.

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--->'''Lady Irisse says:''' Aldryth. You weren't out consorting with that servant girl, were you?
--->'''Elder
you?\\
'''Elder
Aldryth says:''' What? No, of course not!
--->'''Elder
not!\\
'''Elder
Aldryth:''' ''({{Beat}})''
--->'''Elder
''({{Beat}})''\\
'''Elder
Aldryth says:''' I was visiting a different girl.
** Naga are besieging a city belonging to the Court of Farondis alongside their murloc slaves. Apparently inspired by the naga using ballista and lumbering brutes to tear down the stone structures, the murlocs are trying to do the same... by throwing same with somewhat less success. Those near the brutes beat their spears against pieces of debris while those near ballista grab fish at from the walls. And they have to water, run back to the water for wall, and throw them.
** In the Eye of Azshara dungeon, the most reviled enemy is... the lowly, non-hostile seagull due to its stun causing tanks to lose aggro on more dangerous enemies. While amusing on its own, Blizzard noticed and ran with it.
*** Weekly events have
a new fish each time.screenshot of players engaged in the relevant activity. For Legion Dungeon bonus week, the image is epic geared players cowering in fear from a lone seagull.
*** The Brawler's Guild has a random encounter with "[[StylisticSuck a Seagull]]", which has the title "The Real End Boss". It has the Fury of Gul'dan buff which reads "You have angered the seagull. This is an error. Damage inflicted increased by 100%. Forever. Or, at least, until you're dead."
--->'''A Seagull''': *SQUAK*... [[MemeticMutation Everything]]!
5th Mar '18 12:24:35 PM Aeliren85
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'''Female Nightborne Elf''': You really must attend one of our parties in the Court of Stars. I've never met anyone ''more in need of a mask.''

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'''Female Nightborne Elf''': You really must attend one of our parties in the Court of Stars. I've never met anyone ''more in need of a mask.''''\\
'''Male Dark Iron Dwarf:''': A night elf laughed at me for living inside a volcano. Well, [[BlackComedy at least I don't have to worry about my mountain burnin' down, now DO I?!]] (laughs, [[MoodWhiplash then pauses]]) What, TooSoon?
26th Feb '18 10:33:08 PM JKRoo
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'''Male Nightborne Elf''': Alleria is my favorite Windrunner sister. Edgier than Vereesa, but slightly less homicidal than the dead one.\\

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'''Male Nightborne Void Elf''': Alleria is my favorite Windrunner sister. Edgier than Vereesa, but slightly less homicidal than the dead one.\\
22nd Feb '18 8:50:21 PM TSBasilisk
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'''Male Nightborne Elf''': Alleria is my favorite Windrunner sister. Edgier than Vereesa, but slightly less homicidal than the dead one.

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'''Male Nightborne Elf''': Alleria is my favorite Windrunner sister. Edgier than Vereesa, but slightly less homicidal than the dead one.\\
22nd Feb '18 7:09:12 AM Vir
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** Up north, you can find King Mrgl-Mrgl, and with him his apprentice: Murky. Yes. [[VideoGame/HeroesOfTheStorm That Murky.]] The questline that follows sees you building up the little guy to become leader of his own tribe, culminating in mind-melding with him to wipe out the resident makura so they have a place to live and grow.

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** Up north, you can find King Mrgl-Mrgl, and with him his apprentice: Murky. Yes. [[VideoGame/HeroesOfTheStorm That Murky.]] The questline that follows sees you building up the little guy to become leader of his own tribe, culminating in mind-melding with him to wipe out the resident makura makrura so they have a place to live and grow.
19th Feb '18 4:54:53 PM Vir
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* The male Dark Iron dwarf PC gets a good joke alluding to [[spoiler:Teldrassil's destruction]]:
-->A night elf laughed at me for living inside a volcano. Well, at least I don't have to worry about my mountain [[spoiler:burning down]], now do I?! What, {{too soon}}?
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