History Funny / WolfensteinTheNewOrder

* Frau Engel hopelessly attempting to stop a hijacked Mecha by ''hitting it with a riding crop.''

* Frau Engel hopelessly attempting to stop a hijacked Mecha by ''hitting it with a ridding crop.''

-->'''Second one:''' "This is becoming a compulsion."

* At the end of the "pure blood" test on the train, [[spoiler:the Frau reveals that it's all nonsense, just some photos she took. Then she says she can spot impure blood just by looking at someone, which is funny if you know that BJ is a Polish-American of Jewish matrilineal descent.]]

* At the end of the "pure blood" test on the train, [[spoiler:the Frau reveals that it's all nonsense, just some photos she took. Then she says she can spot impure blood just by looking at someone, which is funny if you know that BJ is a Polish-American of Jewish matrilineal descent.]]

!''The Old Blood'':
* ''The Old Blood'' announcement trailer ends with B.J disembarking in an underground dock , picking up a shotgun and a table saw and calmly [[SawedOffShotgun sawing the barrel of the latter]]... until a burning zombie randomly drops from the ceiling, upon which he starts [[OhCrap sawing much faster]].
** Just a little after that scene, the way BJ says "Look at that, it's raining Nazis" (zombified soldiers are falling from Zeppelins), like it's the most normal thing in the world.
* One piece of concept art in ''The Old Blood'' describes how BJ has such an enormous build not a single Nazi uniform could fit him for undercover work, so the (American) military had to hire a very bemused tailor in order to get one!
* BJ goofing around with a skull, doing the AlasPoorYorick scene from ''Literature/{{Hamlet}}''... and then fumbling it before he put it back where he found it. Then again... it is less funny if you wonder where that skull came from. Or for that matter, the large bullet-sized hole in it.
* Early on in the game, if you listen to enemy chatter, you discover a literal [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=es19cbkg-i8 Grammar Nazi]]!
* In the beginning, one of the officers scolds one of the soldiers for loitering around, and asked what would [[EvenBadMenLoveTheirMamas his mother think about him]]. The soldier's response? "I'm sorry uncle"
* The OhCrap moment when Rudi Jäger, asks BJ if he's from Frankfurt as in, a frankfurter. BJ replies that he's "Ein 'Hot Dog'". After a {{Beat}}, Jäger and the receptionist burst out laughing.
* After meeting Kessler, BJ is tasked with defending the Tavern from a veritable horde of Nazi soldiers. It goes on long enough that even he starts to get weary...
-->'''BJ''': HOW MANY NAZIS ARE THERE IN THIS GODDAMN WORLD?!
** Once the attack is dealt with, BJ goes to let Kessler and Annette out from the cellar:
--->'''BJ''': Okay, Nazis are all dead, you can--
--->'''Jager''': ''[from outside]'' ''[[IncomingHam AMERICAAAAAAN!!]]''
--->'''BJ''': ...[[ThisIsGonnaSuck Nevermind]].
* When posing as a waiter in a tavern to get the file Helga is holding Blazko can overhear as a Nazi try and consoles his friend, who've wife has just left him taking the kids with her. The Funny part comes when the saddened Nazi goes on a rant of how the universe is in indffirant the individual suffering and how it is inevitable someone in his bloodline will be hurt and he won't be their to protect them. His good friends then asks if he talks to his wife like that. He answers "Sometimes." so he replies "Maybe that's way she left you."
* The village drunkard. Who not only talks to you like a long-lost friend, but somehow manages to get to Wulfberg before BJ!
--> '''Village Drunkard''': "My fellow generous Nazi-hating half-naked lunatic!"

--->'''Jager''': ''[from outside]'' ''AMERICAAAAAAN!!''

* The village drunkard.

* At the end of the "pure blood" test on the train, [[spoiler:the Frau reveals that it's all nonsense, just some photos she took. Then she says she can spot impure blood just by looking at someone, which is funny if you know that BJ is a Polish-American of Jewish matrilinealdescent.]]

* At the end of the "pure blood" test on the train, [[spoiler:the Frau reveals that it's all nonsense, just some photos she took. Then she says she can spot impure blood just by looking at someone, which is funny if you know that BJ is a Polish-American of Jewish matrimonial descent.]]

* BJ goofing around with a skull, doing the AlasPoorYorick scene from ''Literature/{{Hamlet}}''... and then fumbling it before he put it back where he found it. Then again... it is less funny if you wonder where that skull came from.

* The OhCrap moment when Rudi Jäger, asks BJ if he's from Frankfurt as in, a frankfurter. BJ replies that "Ein 'Hot Dog'" Jäger and the receptionist bursts out laughing.
* When posing as a waiter in a tavern to get the file Helga is holding Blazko can overhear as a Nazi try and consoles his friend, who've wife has just left him taking the kids with her. The Funny part comes when the saddened Nazi goes on a rant of how the universe is in indffirant the individual suffering and how it is inevitable someone in his bloodline will be hurt and he won't be their to protect them. His good friends then asks if he talks to his wife like that. He answers "Sometimes." so he replies "Maybe that's way she left you."

* The OhCrap moment when Rudi Jäger, asks BJ if he's from Frankfurt as in, a frankfurter. BJ replies that "Ein 'Hot Dog'" Jäger and the receptionist bursts out laughing.

* BJ [[CrossesTheLineTwice drowning a Nazi in his own piss]] is funny enough on its' own, since science has proven that [[AcceptableTargets you cannot be too violent to a Nazi]]. However, it becomes even funnier if you watched [[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee's review]] of the game before buying and playing it. During the review, he uses the drowning-a-Nazi-in-his-own-piss thing for an example of the aforementioned 'cannot be too violent to a Nazi' theorem, but he never indicates it's ''actually something that happens in-game,'' leaving players who saw the review first and played it second to realize that [[NotHyperbole he wasn't speaking figuratively.]]

* Early on in the game, if you listen to enemy chatter, you discover a literal [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=es19cbkg-i8 Grammar Nazi]]!

* Early on in the game, if you listen to enemy chatter, you discover a literal [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=es19cbkg-i8 GrammarNazi]]!

* ''The Old Blood'' announcement trailer ends with B.J disembarking in an underground dock, picking up a shotgun and a table saw and calmly [[SawedOffShotgun sawing the barrel of the latter]]... until a burning flamethrower {{Mook}} randomly drops from the ceiling, upon which he starts [[OhCrap sawing much faster]].

* BJ goofing around with a skull, doing the AlasPoorYorick scene from ''Literature/{{Hamlet''... and then fumbling it before he put it back where he found it. Then again... it is less funny if you wonder where that skull came from.

* One piece of concept art in The Old Blood describes how BJ has such an enormous build not a single Nazi uniform could fit him for undercover work, so the (American) military had to hire a very bemused tailor in order to get one!

* ''The Old Blood'' announcement trailer ends with B.J disembarking in an underground dock, picking up a shotgun and a table saw and calmly [[SawedOffShotgun sawing the barrel of the latter]]... until a burning flamethrower mook randomly drops from the ceiling, upon which he starts [[OhCrap sawing much faster]].

* BJ goofing around with a skull, doing the [[Alas poor Yorrick scene Hamlet]]... and then fumbling it before he put it back where he found it. Then again... it is less funny if you wonder where that skull came from.
* Early on in the game, if you listen to enemy chatter, you discover a literal GrammarNazi.

* BJ goofing around with a skull, doing the [[Alas poor Yorrick scene Hamlet]]... and then fumbling it before he put it back where he found it. Then again... it is less funny if you wonder where that skull came from.

* One piece of concept art in The Old Blood describes how BJ has such an enormous build not a single Nazi uniform could fit him for undercover work, so the (American) military had to hire a very bemused tailor in order to get one!

* ''The Old Blood'' announcement trailer ends with B.J disembarking in an underground dock, picking up a shotgun and a table saw and calmly [[SawedOffShotgun sawing the barrel of the latter]]... until a burning flamethrower mook randomly drops from the ceiling, upon which he starts [[OhCrap sawing much faster]].

* When B.J. subdues Keller after he tried to ambush him from his car, the next cutscene has him holding Keller in front of Anya's grandmother so she can [[NeverMessWithGranny slap him in the face.]]

* Fergus' report back to Caroline when he walks into the Da'at Yichud's cache of technology is one of the crowning moments in the game.

* BJ [[CrossesTheLineTwice drowning a Nazi in his own piss]] is funny enough on its' own, since science has proven that you cannot be too violent to a Nazi. However, it becomes even funnier if you watched [[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee's review]] of the game before buying and playing it. During the review, he uses the drowning-a-Nazi-in-his-own-piss thing for an example of the aforementioned 'cannot be too violent to a Nazi' theorem, but he never indicates it's ''actually something that happens in-game,'' leaving players who saw the review first and played it second to realize that [[NotHyperbole he wasn't speaking figuratively.]]

-->'''B.J.''': "I'm comin' for you, you Nazi fuckin' space man."