History Funny / WillyWonkaandtheChocolateFactory

-->'''Wonka:''' I am extraordinary busy, sir.

** One can only imagine how the computer will respond to ''that''.
--->'''Computer:''' “You sick pervert. What is wrong with you?”\\
''(alternatively)''\\
'''Computer:''' [[LiteralMinded "I don't have one of those."]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qnEBe33ag0 Mr. Gloop]] [[ExtremeOmnivore taking a bite out of a microphone]].

*** The Teevee's walk up; Mike practically gives Wonka a GroinAttack with his toy gun. Wonka shakes Mike's hand and tells Ms. Teevee that her kid's adorable.

** Also what happens after that. When the calm Mr. Salt asked what happened to Veruca, Wonka told him she went down the garbage chute, which gave him a chuckle. When he asked where it leads to, Wonka answered "the furnace" which cracks up Mr. Salt, while pointing out the possibility that she'll be burned alive. But when Wonka states that she could just be stuck on the way down, Mr. Salt [[MyGodYouAreSerious finally realizes Wonka is completely serious]] and jumps in to "save" her.

** A bit of a BilingualBonus here. To a Brit, it's a perfectly straightforward answer, but to an American, it means "Get stuffed."[[note]]Or, to put it another way, "Nuts to you".[[/note]]

-->'''Programmer:''' It says, "I won't tell. That would be cheating."

** Also what happens after that. When the calm Mr. Salt asked what happened to Veruca, Wonka told him she went down the garbage chute, which gave him a chuckle. When he asked where it leads to, Wonka answered "the furnace" which cracks up Mr. Salt. Especially with the possibility that she'll be burned alive. But when Wonka points out she could be stuck on the way down, Mr. Salt [[MyGodYouAreSerious finally realizes Wonka is completely serious]] and jumps in to "save" her.

* While the scene made be a little intense for the younger audience, other people may find this scene funny and one of the quotes meme worth.

* WordOfGod that the actresses who played Veruca and Violet both had ''massive'' crushes on the actor who played Charlie and as such, were somewhat antagonistic towards each other competing over him; the director loved it [[ThrowItIn and used it in the movie]].

-->'''Gene Wilder:''' When I make my first entrance, I'd like to come out of the door carrying a cane and then walk toward the crowd with a limp. After the crowd sees Willy Wonka is a cripple, they all whisper to themselves and then become deathly quiet. As I walk toward them, my cane sinks into one of the cobblestones I'm walking on and stands straight up, by itself; but I keep on walking, until I realize that I no longer have my cane. I start to fall forward, and just before I hit the ground, I do a beautiful forward somersault and bounce back up, to great applause./

* The South American man who claims to have the last Golden Ticket is Martin Bormann. He's come out of hiding in [[ArgentinaIsNaziland Paraguay]] just to get a tour of the chocolate factory.

** When Julie and Denise reminisce about how the runner-up got the assistant director's son, who played Bobby Goff, Paris sarcastically adds "he's dreamy!"

-->'''Programmer:''' He says: "What would a computer do with a lifetime supply of chocolate?" ''[getting increasingly agitated, he begins mashing the buttons]'' I am now telling the computer [[AssShove EXACTLY what he can do with a lifetime supply of chocolate.]]

* One of the prop men sawed what he thought was a prop coffeepot for Wonka's office. It turned out to be real, and he realized his mistake when coffee started spillinh everywhere.

* One of the prop men sawed what he thought was a prop coffee machine for Wonka's office. It turned out to be real, and he realized his mistake when coffee started spewing everywhere.

--->'''Computer:''' “You sick pervert. What is wrong with you?”

'''Mr. Salt:''' He's at it again.\\

** The interaction between Mrs. Teevee and Grandpa Joe when the former complains about the latter's hand on her shoulder ("Somebody's touching me!"). The look on her face is absolutely priceless.

--->'''Mr. Beauregarde:''' That's the way we came in!\\

* Of the adult stars, Gene Wilder and Roy Kinnear had such tremendous comedic chemistry that they would attempt to play off of each other as much as possible. One of their adlibbed lines involves Kinnear asking if he's sure the Wonkatania will float, to which Wilder gently pats Kinnear's chubby stomach with his cane and says, "With your buoyancy sir, rest assured".

*** —->'''Computer:''' “You sick pervert. What is wrong with you?”

-->'''Veruca:''' Daddy, I do ''not'' want a boat like this!

* A team of programmers create [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMZ2j9yK_NY a Golden-Ticket-locating supercomputer]]. How well does it go?

* Mr. Gloop [[ExtremeOmnivore taking a bite out of a microphone]].

* The entire scene with the team of programmers and their Golden-Ticket-locating supercomputer:

* The rich woman's husband is kidnapped, and the kidnappers are demanding a case of Wonka bars for ransom.