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* The whole "Squishy Tits" incident. Jenna unknowingly eats marijuana-laced candy and becomes really stoned, so during a live newscast she starts fondling her breasts. This even gets turned into an in-universe [[MemeticMutation viral]] [[StupidStatementDanceMix music video]]!

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* The whole "Squishy Tits" incident. Jenna unknowingly eats marijuana-laced candy and becomes really stoned, so during a live newscast she starts fondling her breasts. This even gets turned into an in-universe [[MemeticMutation viral]] [[StupidStatementDanceMix viral music video]]!
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-->'''Wilfred''': I'll let you in on a little secret, Ryan. [[SuddenlyShouting I AM GOD!]] THUNDER!!!

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-->'''Wilfred''': I'll let you in on a little secret, Ryan. [[SuddenlyShouting [[ByNoIMeanYes I don't have a god complex. I AM GOD!]] THUNDER!!!
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* Wilfred. Spencer taunts Wilfred with a laser pointer, causing Wilfred to go into a slight frenzy and shout for the red dot to show itself. [[HilarityEnsues Cue the Indian women next door walking out asking what's going on.]] (Note: Yes, she's wearing a bindi.)

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* Wilfred. Spencer taunts Wilfred with a laser pointer, causing Wilfred to go into a slight frenzy and shout for the red dot to show itself. [[HilarityEnsues Cue the Indian women next door walking out asking what's going on.]] (Note: Yes, she's wearing a bindi.)



-->''"The puppet master is [[ThePriceIsRight Bob Barker]]!"''

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-->''"The puppet master is [[ThePriceIsRight [[Series/ThePriceIsRight Bob Barker]]!"''
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* The whole "Squishy Tits" incident. Jenna unknowingly eats marijuana-laced candy and becomes really stoned, so during a live newscast she starts fondling her breasts. This even gets turned into an in-universe [[MemeticMutation viral]] [[StupidStatementDanceMix music video]] on the Internet!

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* The whole "Squishy Tits" incident. Jenna unknowingly eats marijuana-laced candy and becomes really stoned, so during a live newscast she starts fondling her breasts. This even gets turned into an in-universe [[MemeticMutation viral]] [[StupidStatementDanceMix music video]] on the Internet!video]]!

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* Wilfred does not get monopoly money
-->''Ryan'': How many times do I have to tell you that money isn't real?
-->''Wilfred:'' Tell me one more time.
-->''Ryan'': That money isn't real
-->''Wilfred:'' SHIT!

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* Wilfred does not get monopoly money
-->''Ryan'':
understand TabletopGame/{{Monopoly}} money.
-->'''Ryan:'''
How many times do I have to tell you that money isn't real?
-->''Wilfred:'' -->'''Wilfred:''' Tell me one more time.
-->''Ryan'': -->'''Ryan:''' That money isn't real
-->''Wilfred:''
real.
-->'''Wilfred:'''
SHIT!



* The whole "Squishy Tits" incident. Jenna unknowingly eats marijuana-laced candy and becomes really stoned, so during a live newscast she starts fondling her breasts. This even gets turned into an in-universe [[MemeticMutation viral]] [[StupidStatementDanceMix music video]] on the Internet!
-->'''Jenna:''' My tits are so squishy!



* [[spoiler:Mattdamon displays his divine powers]] by pulling a dove from behind Ryan's ear. Ryan looks away for a second and when he turns back, he sees that [[spoiler:Mattdamon has bitten the head off of the dove]].

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* [[spoiler:Mattdamon [[spoiler:Mataman displays his divine powers]] by pulling a dove from behind Ryan's ear. Ryan looks away for a second and when he turns back, he sees that [[spoiler:Mattdamon [[spoiler:Mataman has bitten the head off of the dove]].

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* Wilfred.
-->'''Wilfred''': THUNDER!!!
-->(Thunder roars.)

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* Wilfred.
Wilfred suffering from AGodAmI.
-->'''Ryan''': You've lost your mind! It's like you have some sort of...[[LampshadeHanging God complex.]]
-->'''Wilfred''': I'll let you in on a little secret, Ryan. [[SuddenlyShouting I AM GOD!]] THUNDER!!!
-->(Thunder -->[[TheCloudCuckoolanderWasRight (Thunder roars.))]]



-->'''Wilfred''': LUCKY COINCIDENCE!!!

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-->'''Wilfred''': [[SubvertedTrope LUCKY COINCIDENCE!!!COINCIDENCE!!!]]
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* [[spoiler:Mattdamon displays his divine powers]] by pulling a dove from behind Ryan's ear. Ryan looks away for a second and when he turns back, he sees that [[spoiler:Mattdamon has bitten the head off of the dove]].
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* Wilfred is strapped to a device that will shock him if he tries to eat food out of a bowl. He doesn't ever really grasp the concept and he even manages to taste some of the food amidst the electrocutions.
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* US Wilfred. Spencer taunts Wilfred with a laser pointer, causing Wilfred to go into a slight frenzy and shout for the red dot to show itself. [[HilarityEnsues Cue the Indian women next door walking out asking what's going on.]] (Note: Yes, she's wearing a bindi.)
* US Wilfred.

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* US Wilfred. Spencer taunts Wilfred with a laser pointer, causing Wilfred to go into a slight frenzy and shout for the red dot to show itself. [[HilarityEnsues Cue the Indian women next door walking out asking what's going on.]] (Note: Yes, she's wearing a bindi.)
* US Wilfred.



* US Wilfred. During TheStinger of one episode, Wilfred and Ryan are playing ''TabletopGame/{{Clue}}''. When Ryan tells Wilfred he guessed the killer wrong, Wilfred flips the game over, and punches Ryan in the face.

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* US Wilfred. During TheStinger of one episode, Wilfred and Ryan are playing ''TabletopGame/{{Clue}}''. When Ryan tells Wilfred he guessed the killer wrong, Wilfred flips the game over, and punches Ryan in the face.
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* When chatting with his "Spirit Guide" during "questions" Ryan almost gets the answer to what Wilfred is...only for his guide to get an arrow through the throat.

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* When chatting with his "Spirit Guide" during "questions" Ryan almost gets the answer to what Wilfred is... only for his guide to get an arrow through the throat.
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-->''"The puppet master is [[ThePriceIsRight Bob Barker!]]"''

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-->''"The puppet master is [[ThePriceIsRight Bob Barker!]]"''Barker]]!"''



-->''"That man is not the real Magic Johnson. I died in 1992. That guy looks nothing like me"''.

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-->''"That man is not the real Magic Johnson. I died in 1992. That guy looks nothing like me"''.me."''
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-->''"That man is no the real Magic Johnson. I died in 1992. That guy looks nothing like me"''.

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-->''"That man is no not the real Magic Johnson. I died in 1992. That guy looks nothing like me"''.
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* When chatting with his "Spirit Guide" during "questions" Ryan almost gets the answer to what Wilfred is...only for his guide to get an arrow through the throat.
-->'''Ryan:''' Wilfred!
-->'''Wilfred holding the bow:''' Who, me?
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-->''Wilfred:'' GOD DAMNIT!

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-->''Wilfred:'' GOD DAMNIT!SHIT!



* Wilfred finding out about Ryan's old dog Sneakers.

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* Wilfred *Wilfred finding out about Ryan's old dog Sneakers.
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*Wilfred finding out about Ryan's old dog Sneakers.
-->''"Sneakers is no one, huh? (holds out a collar) Do you usually buy priceless jewelry for no one? Imitation colored glass? Plastic painted to look like metal? This isn't some cheap made in China knockoff. This was made in Taiwan, you bastard!"''
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-->''"The Magic Johnson you know is an impostor. I died in 1992"''.

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-->''"The -->''"That man is no the real Magic Johnson you know is an impostor. Johnson. I died in 1992"''.1992. That guy looks nothing like me"''.
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**He did the same thing with Monopoly because "he keeps it gangster".


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*Wittle Bethie Bunny just got a Bwazilian.
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*Wilfred and Ryan forming their own band.
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*Wilfred "possessed" by Ryan's old dog Sneakers.
-->''"The Magic Johnson you know is an impostor. I died in 1992"''.
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*Ryan getting caught having sex with a stuffed giraffe toy.
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-->''"The puppet master is [[ThePriceIsRight Bob Barker!]]"''


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*Wilfred using Jenna's panties as a tea bag.
*Wilfred killing a pelican.
*Wilfred telling Ryan he poisoned him complete with EvilLaugh.
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-->''Wilfred:'' GOD DAMNIT!

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-->''Wilfred:'' GOD DAMNIT!DAMNIT!
*The stuffed giraffe from episode 7 turns out to like S&M.
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* US Wilfred. During TheStinger of one episode, Wilfred and Ryan are playing ''{{Clue}}''. When Ryan tells Wilfred he guessed the killer wrong, Wilfred flips the game over, and punches Ryan in the face.

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* US Wilfred. During TheStinger of one episode, Wilfred and Ryan are playing ''{{Clue}}''.''TabletopGame/{{Clue}}''. When Ryan tells Wilfred he guessed the killer wrong, Wilfred flips the game over, and punches Ryan in the face.
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* US Wilfred. During TheStinger of one episode, Wilfred and Ryan are playing ''{{Clue}}''. When Ryan tells Wilfred he guessed the killer wrong, Wilfred flips the game over, and punches Ryan in the face.

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* US Wilfred. During TheStinger of one episode, Wilfred and Ryan are playing ''{{Clue}}''. When Ryan tells Wilfred he guessed the killer wrong, Wilfred flips the game over, and punches Ryan in the face.face.
* Wilfred does not get monopoly money
-->''Ryan'': How many times do I have to tell you that money isn't real?
-->''Wilfred:'' Tell me one more time.
-->''Ryan'': That money isn't real
-->''Wilfred:'' GOD DAMNIT!

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