History Funny / WhatTheFuckIsWrongWithYou

--->'''Nash:''' ''The point is, if you toddle off down the sidewalk in nothing but your foreskin and try to make small talk with a kindergartener ''and'' you don't expect someone to react with a can of fuck-your-couch, then my question to you is this: Did you do ''ALL'' the drugs or did you save any for the rest of us?''

** Then, the story about the kid who was bought a comic book that had a nude woman '''on the first page''' and the woman who holds the cover, which has a patch of green on it, [[WhatAnIdiot in front of the green screen]].

*** Not to mention his response to the people who, despite him asking for ''[[ExactWords Classic Doctors]]'', voted for [[WhatAnIdiot Matt Smith (2), David Tennant (1), and Christopher Eccleston (1)]]. (What sells it is the ''way'' he says it):

-->'''Linkara''': Shut up.

'''Trousers Cosmic''': [[LeftFielder GREETINGS, UGLY BAG OF MOSTLY WATER]].\\

* [[Funny/WhatTheFuckIsWrongWithYouLive What the Fuck is Wrong With You Live]]

* [[Funny/WhatTheFuckIsWrongWithYouLive What the Fuck is Wrong With You Live

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* [[http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/8833243 08/10/2010]]: We learn not to use tasers on bears.
* 05/09/11: The story of a man who was able to steal a fire truck because the firemen left the truck unlocked with the keys inside. Nash says that if you are a fireman in Florida, and you think [[WhoWouldBeStupidEnough only an idiot would steal a fire truck]] you have to remember that you live in [[{{Cloudcuckooland}} Florida]].
** Nash states that one of the rules of life is "all women are crazy, all men are idiots", and then gets Tara to unwittingly make his point by having her show off her collection of hippo-themed objects. He just sits back and chuckles while Tara goes on about her hippos.
-->'''Tara:''' These are just the ones that are within reach, people.
-->'''Nash:''' You are not just making my point, Tara, you are lovingly hand crafting my point!
* Nash's meltdown over the [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext "mystery enema" story]] in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWJ1tdhogO0 Live WTFIWWY from 05/16/11]]
** From the same story, the fan makes a suggestion to the ambiguity of the woman: [[InnocentInaccurate Enema]] [[FairyCompanion Fairy]].
** From the end of the show: balloons.
* Nash discussing the "invisible magic penis" in the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlMWqA5KCsI Live WTFIWWY from 05/30/11]].
* 06/06/11: Disembodied Orgasm Hippo vs [[{{VideoGame/Portal2}} Space Core]]!
* 06/13/11: Nash and Tara get excited when one story of naked crazy actually explains how the guy came to be naked.
* 06/20/11: (Booty Call Ninjas) Man Removes Wart From Middle Finger... [[ShotgunsAreJustBetter with Shotgun.]] That he just happened to find under a hedge.
-->'''[JesuOtaku]:''' You just know there's some guy sitting at home watching the evening news and saying "''Fuck!'' That's my shotgun!"
-->'''Nash & Tara:''' [''laughing their respective asses off'']
** Upon learning that the moron in question not only lived in a trailer park but also worked as a tinker, Tara remarks that "Tinkers are not smart people." And once again, JO is very quick to respond:
--->They don't [[IncrediblyLamePun tink.]]
** The discussion of the variant of Scissors Paper Rock that has gun beating toilet.
** The whole '[[ItMakesSenseInContext Booty Call Ninjas]]' story:
--->'''Nash:''' I can't believe we're having to read a serious news article with the words 'Booty Call Ninjas'.
--->'''Tara:''' [[AGoodNameForARockBand 'Booty Call Ninjas' is gonna be the name of my white girl rap group.]]
** Nash's reaction to Tara's [[ItMakesSenseInContext Vibrating Purple Disembodied Orgasm Hippo]]. And Jesu's quote regarding it.
--->'''[=JesuOtaku=]''': Look into its eyes, Nash! They say that those who do can ''see the face of God!''
* On [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOKSEnVVuDY the 6/27/11 episode]], Nash proceeds to "go to plaid" over a story involving a [[spoiler: man who hid in the tank of a porta potty so he could get off over it. With open cuts, no less.]]
** From the same one: "Radio Dead Air: At least he didn't fuck the horse."
* On [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6TZURZUlnQ 7/11 the live What The Fuck Is Wrong With You]] (''IT'S A BOMB'') had a woman die from an allergic reaction... [[{{Squick}} to a German Shepherd's dick.]] Both Tara and Nash's reactions are golden.
** Also Tara's open-mouthed gape of shock upon seeing the last story about [[spoiler: an Ugandan school using a bomb as a bell.]]
* From the 7/25/11 Live episode (''Don't Mess With the Amish''), at a story that the weapons check at the entrance to [=ComiCon=] turned up a stiletto dagger, a machete, and an "honest-to-Franchise/{{Rambo}} AR-15":
-->'''Tara:''' Seriously, guys? I mean, I don't like ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' either, but...
** Tara pointing out that if she ever took LSD, it would be bad because all her hippos would come to life. Nash adds that Staring Into Your Soul hippo would turn to her and say "You are not your flesh" and suchlike.
* From the 08/01/11 Live episode (''It's Not a Pocket''), when Tara shows off her very first hippo plushie [[Film/ThePrincessBride Humperdink]] using a newer version of it:
-->'''Nash:''' You have two versions of the same[[SarcasmFailure ...]]
-->'''Tara:''' I have four, actually.
* 08/08/11 (I steal pets): Nash and Tara's reaction to a story from Tara's own hometown (a man robbing a convenience store wielding a tree branch).
-->'''Nash:''' ''(reading headline)'' 'Tree-branch wielding man robbed 7-11 store...'
-->'''Tara:''' This....is really really close to where I grew up.
-->'''Nash:''' From Central Islip, New York...
-->'''Tara:''' OH MY GOD, THIS ''IS'' WHERE I GREW UP.
-->'''Nash:''' ''(dies laughing while pointing at Tara)''
-->'''Tara:''' This is my hometown, I grew up in Central Islip! I ''TOLD'' you people I grew up in the hood!
* 08/16/11: Tara activates a hot pink talking hippo.
-->'''Tara:''' Yeah, but you can't shut it off, she's just gonna talk for like, days now.
-->'''Nash (jokingly):''' Women, am I right?
-->'''Hippo:''' Don't make me come over there.
-->'''Nash: (bursts out laughing)'''
* 8/29/11: ''Film/SnakesOnAPlane'' initiated in real life.
** WebVideo/DerekTheBard's near-hysterical laughter at the headline makes it even better.
* 9/19/11 ''(Eel Spelunking''): The eel that swam [[spoiler: up a man's penis]].
-->'''Tara''': This is why the hippo is truly a noble and majestic creature, because no hippo will ever [[spoiler: swim up your dick]].
* 9/26/11 (''They Call Him Flipper''): Nash. Meltdown... [[spoiler:...DOLPHIN FUCKING.]]
** [[spoiler:[[WesternAnimation/FindingNemo Fish are friends, not fuck buddies.]]]]
** Nash breaking down once again when Tara starts making dolphin sounds.
* 9/05/11 (''The Junk of Cthulhu''): Nash's awed reaction to a story about a man who caused an explosion by pouring gasoline onto a beehive and lighting it on fire. Made even funnier when he expresses his desire to want to try it himself and Tara trying to talk him out of it.
* 10/03/11 (''Hummingbird Hell''): Tara gives us this little gem:
-->"Protip: If you have to tell people you're invisible, ''you're not invisible''."
** The bit about [[ItMakesSenseInContext the effectiveness and morality of The Bible as a weapon]].
* 11/07/11 (''Red Hot Toowoomba''): The story about a [[spoiler:woman who was high and wanted police to arrest her mailbox.]]
-->'''Tara:''' He just sits there, looking in the windows, and once a day the little flag goes up. The fuckin' perv.
** The story about a guy wanting to fly over Bagdad in a lawnchair. Made even funnier by Nash's and Tara's genuine surprise and interest in the fact that (apparently) people in Iraq don't have lawnchairs.
** [=JesuOtaku=] singing [[Music/LadyGaga "Poker Face"]] in response to a story about three teenagers who branded themselves in the rear with a red-hot poker.
** Followed by him singing "Ring Of Fire".
* 11/21/11 (''Drunk Monkey Taunting'') The introduction of [[ItMakesSenseInContext flatulent bondage hippo]].
* Nash apparently once got drunk at a con and found himself lying on a bench screaming that he was Jesus.
* 12/5/11 (''Gooey Hot Pocket''): Most of the zingers provided by [[Creator/DougWalker the guest cohost]].
-->'''Nash''': I think we've just learned that Doug is more fucked up than me ''or'' Tara!
** "[The culprit in the second story] was dressed all in black with a hooded sweatshirt covering his head...[glances at the camera] [[WebVideo/ToddInTheShadows Todd]]..."
** Doug's reaction to the story about a drunk driver crashing into a "You Booze, You Lose" truck.
--->'''Nash''': I don't know what I'm more pissed at him about--the drunk driving, or [[SkewedPriorities ruining an '89 Camaro]]!\\
'''Tara''': Being from Long Island, I can't be mad at him ruining an '89 Camaro, because...there are such few things that are good Guido shorthand.\\
'''Doug''': Maybe the guy was driving drunk and he was like, "Lord, if you want me to stop, please give me a sign!"\\
'''Nash''': ''([[ActuallyPrettyFunny dies laughing]])''
*** Implying the cop in the image was taking a picture of the wreck with his phone. "They're not gonna believe this shit!"
** Doug as [[WesternAnimation/InspectorGadget Dr. Claw]] and then Franchise/{{Batman}}.
** The {{Double Entendre}}s flying between Doug and Tara at the end of the show. Even better? Doug's fiancée was right beside him. The boy has no shame.
** During one story, Nash tells his own story about how Hope took him to a water park, at which point Doug interrupts to ask if he meant Hope the person or just a general kind of hope leading him to that park. Once that's cleared up, Nash continues to explain how he convinced him to get on a water slide, which, contrary to her descriptions, was not in fact fun, and more 'Oh Jesus, I'm going to throw up'- at which point Tara interrupts to say that Hope might not like it if Nash keeps telling everyone details of their sex life.
* 1/2/2012 (''Facebooks are Forever''): A story featuring a Florida man who burned the house that he was renting down because he did not want a woman moving in with him. Unfortunately, [[spoiler:the man's dog was killed in the fire and the man willingly knew the dog was inside when he started the fire.]] Nash loses it and actually plays Gunther's [[{{Leitmotif}} "Ding Dong Song"]] '''LIVE''' in response.
* 1/23/12 (''A Deadly Bee Weapon''): "Don't say 'fuck' in the Chuck E. Cheese!"
** "[[ItMakesSenseInContext Ba-Da-Ba-Ba-Baah~! I'm sucking dick~!]]"
* 2/6/12 (''Two Great Tastes''): Halfway through talking about political blunders on Facebook, one of Tara's hippos starts randomly making noise. Tara immediately puts on a sultry voice and says, "He's in my lap, that's why he's happy." Nash cracks up.
** Tara, in response to the antics of the Pants-On-Head Bank Robber: "[[FlatWhat What.]] (Nash cracks up) What?"
* 2/25/12 (''Hand-Carved Phallus''): JO calling the Disneyland security team the 'Disney po-po'.
** Oancitizen claiming that "Organized basketball is essentially a bunch of rich white men controlling a group of athletic black men and making them fight each other," leading Nash to crack up and JO to remark, "Tonight, on a very intellectual ''What The Fuck Is Wrong With You?''..."
** During a story on a homophobic builder who left hand-crafted concrete penises on the front doorstep of a gay neighbour, JO idly asks, "I wonder if he took the time to grow moss on the balls."
** Confusion over the badly written title, "Squatting Naked Man Raymond H Blair Found With Crack In Buttocks In Stuart, Police Say."
--->'''Oancitizen:''' The buttocks were in Stuart?! [...] How does Stuart feel about that? How did they get the buttocks in Stuart?
** (Nash, in southern accent) "Picked from the freshest assholes: Martin's Home-Style Crack!"
** "You're ''[[LessDisturbingInContext bonding over people shoving things in their butt]]."''
* 2/27/12 (''Why is the Rum Gone?''): Tara using one of her hippo plush to do a "dramatic reenactment" of a story about a large naked woman stomping out the windshield of a man's car.
* 3/5/12 (''Poop-Type Pokemon''): The entire story about ''Hitler Chic'' (IE: Clothing and memorabilia of pop-culture icons with their faces replaced with Hitler's).
--> ''Tara'': Why is Ronald [=Mcdonald=] Hitler?
** The "Overtime Special" from the same episode, where Nash and Tara talk about attending a White Wolf World of Darkness convention in Chicago in what was probably the sketchiest hotel in America at the time. They nicknamed it "GhettoCon." [[http://blip.tv/radio-dead-air/radio-dead-air-the-tale-of-ghettocon-6013539 Find it here]]
* 3/12/12 (''Weekend At Bernie's 3''): The story of the man who broke into a woman's house because God told him to.
-->'''Tara:''' Well, we've heard worse excuses...
** Nash trying to get back on track... and realizing he doesn't want to:
--->'''Nash''': "Back in our wheelhouse. Why is this our wheelhouse? ''This should be nobody's wheelhouse!'' '''Why is this our wheelhouse, Tara?!''' Cuz you know what I'm going to say, don't you?!"
--->'''Tara:''' "...something about naked rampage?"
--->'''Nash:''' "Ayup!"
** As Nash delivers the setup to the "corpse abuse" case, take a good look at Tara's facial expressions.
** Nash's shellshocked, thousand-yard stare as Tara recounts the story of the [[ItMakesSenseInContext Underfloor Piss Snorkeler]].
** Tara was on a roll for this episode, closing it out by [[HeroicBSOD breaking Nash]] with how she would [[OfCorpseHesAlive deal with his body]].
* 4/9/12 (''Festive Holiday Grenades''): WebVideo/{{Todd|InTheShadows}} gives Tara a run for her money in the "How To Be a Better Criminal" department.
** He proves himself to be Tara's SpiritualSuccessor by the end.
* ''Bare-Breasted Brouhaha'': After a story involving a drunken woman calling 911 because of being lost in the woods and not knowing where to take a leak, both Nash and Producer Mike (filling in for Tara) point out the logical problem: when you're lost in the woods, you can pee ''anywhere.'' Except on a bear... or on someone's tent... and Mike caps the whole thing with a funny anecdote:
-->If you're in the woods and you have to pee, and you're cooking in the woods and you're cooking with something that involves [[BlazingInfernoHellfireSauce jalapenos]], wash your hands ''before'' you pee and then wash your hands ''after'' you pee. ({{Beat}}) My scoutmaster, twenty years ago, twenty-five years ago, [[GroinAttack learned this lesson]]. ({{Beat}}) We heard the scream from a quarter-mile away.
* 4/16/12 (''Walmart Chemical Warfare''): The ketchup covered homeless man complaining about tourists.
-->'''Tara:''' Are the tourists mustard people? Is that the problem?
-->'''Nash:''' Damn mustards, I hate them mustards! Especially the spicy ones!
-->'''Tara:''' Is he trying to start some kind of burger topping war?
-->'''Nash:''' Fuck all them fancy Grey Poupons! Keeping the Heinz man down!
** Concerning the 2012 Olympic Games organizors' CriticalResearchFailure:
--->'''Nash:''' ''(does a simple Google search)'' Hey, Olympics people, you owe me money! I'm doing your research for you!
** Nash's reaction to Tara's explanation that people have weird fetishes regarding tying things to their private parts.
--->'''Nash:''' Everything you just said made me sad.
** Nash's and Tara's utter awe about a man who managed to commit 11 felonies in one day while in Nashville. During a ''9-hour'' bus layover.
* (''Frequent Foolish Miles'') 4/23/12: Tara shows off a hippo candle she has had for years but never lit because she didn't want its behind burnt and make her sad. Nash, however, doesn't share the same opinion.
-->'''Nash:''' Nah, it wouldn't make me sad. I'd be like ''burn'', '''burn'''!
-->'''Tara:''' That's because you are a bad person with no soul.
-->'''Nash:''' I am. I really am. Thanks for noticing.
** Also, the Midnight Nightshirt Police-Camera Shooter:
--->'''Nash:''' No! Don't call! If you know who that guy is, don't tell him! Nobody snitch! Because I think my world is a little bit more awesome, knowing he's out there!
--->'''Tara:''' No! No it's not! Do you really want some random old man running around in his jammies shooting things in the middle of the night? That's what makes your world better? That makes my world scarier!
** A judge (or someone using his computer login) looking at '''247''' different porn sites, '''some of which had names that couldn't be published in the article.'''
* 5/6/12 (''Turn Right, Clyde'')- The story about a woman who found cocaine in her tampons and Nash's and Tara's reaction to it.
** Made even funnier by Nash joking about it being a botched terrorist attempt.
--->'''Nash''': I'm just picturing Al Qaida with all these different brands of tampons trying to figure out which ones would be best to stuff with Anthrax.
** Tara claiming that "Anthrax Vagina Attack" would make [[AGoodNameForARockBand a good punk band name.]]
** The episode begins in mid-conversation as Nash gleefully goes on about how awesome Film/TheIncredibleHulk was in ''Film/TheAvengers2012''. "Happy..."
** "No fucky-fucky".
** The video at the beginning of the lioness pawing at the enclosure in the zoo while a toddler sat right on the other side. Nash feels sorry for the lion, Tara gets bothered that Nash [[ViewerGenderConfusion keeps referring to it as "he"]].
* 5/14/12 (''The Cone of Shame'')- Nash and Tara's reaction to the sex offender caught watching porn at a [=McDonald=]'s and wondering why anyone would be aroused by said restaurant.
** Also, upon seeing the wide-eyed SlasherSmile on the offender's mugshot...
--->'''Tara:''' He's lovin' it.
--->'''Nash:''' (Dies laughing)
** Tara utterly horrifying Nash by pointing out all the [[{{Squick}} rather intimate things people could do with food.]]
---> '''Nash''': You want me to starve, don't you?
** The story about the old man who set a retirement home on fire because he hated retirement homes and got aroused by fire.
---> '''Nash''': (As an old man) How can I make this place better? Oh, I'll set it on fire! Then I'll get a boner!
* 5/21/12 (''Art of Exploding Wangs'') - There were a number of funny things, from the giant penis monument (named "Gaia") that was "blown" up in the name of art, to another Florida story where a senior prom was held in the same place as a porn convention, to the "live" coverage of the porn prom, but the funniest was the look on Nash's face when he found out [[spoiler:that he forgot to hit the record button and almost lost this session. To think we almost lost the story of the giant wang that exploded]].
* 5/28/12 (''A Whiter Bajingo'')- Nash and [=JesuOtaku=] nearly losing it over [=JewWario=]'s robotic kitty-cat ears.
** Nash commenting that one day he'll wake up with JO hovering over him wearing the cat ears and saying 'Nyan?'
** When discussing a blatantly unrepentant arsonist who tried to burn down a Home Depot and claimed he'd do it again if given the chance, Hope starts singing:
--->[[WeDidntStartTheBillyJoelParodies We didn't start enough fires/ we need more and more/ we need to burn down the store...]]
** "[[Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanDeadMansChest I got a bag of weeeeeed!]] [[MemeticMutation I've got a bag of weeeeeeed!]] And guess what's inside it? [[CaptainObvious Weed!]]"
** The story about a drunk man who got arrested with a parrot and a zebra in his truck.
** [=JewWario=] and Hope's amusement over the story of the moron who pissed himself in the back of a police car, during which Hope brings out a comically bad impersonation of Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger.
--->'''[=JewWario=]:''' His neck is as wide around as his head... It's ''wider!'' Holy crap!
--->[...]
--->'''Hope:''' (giggling) It's like... it's like he was eating a watermelon in summer and never swallowed it all the way down!
--->'''[=JewWario=]:''' He's like a python!
--->'''Hope:''' (In Schwarzenegger voice) It is going to digest in five years time, and I will gain nutrients from it, argh argh argh...
* 6/4/12 (''Baby Not On Board''): After hearing a story about a deceased cat that was turned into a helicopter by its owner, the sheer absurdity of the event causes everyone to burst out laughing.
--> '''Nash''': How do you get -- from dead cat to helicopter?
--> '''JO''': Oh God!
--> '''Nash''': There are some pages missing.
--> '''JO''': Oh God! Somebody in the chat said "tape some Poptarts to it and fly a rainbow banner behind its ass!"
--> '''Nash, Tara, JO''': *cracks up*
** Nash's slackjawed "WTF?!" expression while watching the clip was pure gold.
*** This graduates to hyperventilation and screaming incredulity when the kitty-copter is piloted towards a herd of grazing cows, who immediately flee in terror.
** Tara, inspired by the story about the Japanese chef, expands on her funeral plans for Nash. And this time, [=JesuOtaku=]'s there to hear it...
** Tara pointing out how horrifying kids' shows would be if viewed by a person under the influence of drugs.
---> '''Tara''': Like, could you imagine watching ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb'' while high? Candace would become the stuff of nightmares.
** The anecdote Tara tells about how a LARP game was interrupted by a couple having sex across the street.
* 6/11/12 (''You May Now Punch The Bride''): Tara giving a rather poor PSA about drug use.
-->'''[=JesuOtaku=]''': This PSA brought to you by Snowflame!
** To be specific, she actually said that she encouraged the use of cocaine as opposed to meth. The entire conversation was just wonderful.
** The story about the man whose private parts were burned by a blast of steam while using the urinal at an Arby's. Also, their reaction to the fact that this incident has happened more than once.
*** Nash getting utterly blindsided by JO and Tara suddenly talking about gloryholes is the best part.
* 6/18/12 (''Nudestravaganza''): A news story about [[spoiler: a man who got caught having sex with a teddy bear in public for a ''fourth time'']] resulted in Tara asking how one ''would'' have sex with a teddy bear. Which resulted in ''actual suggestions'' from the audience.
-->You've got teddy bear fuckers, Nash.
** Made better - or worse - by her suggestion that one of them's fucked Teddy Ruxpin because they wanted to hear him talk. "Call me daddy, Teddy Ruxpin, call me daddy!"
** Not to mention Nash repeatedly going "GetOut!" as she's talking.
** Tara and JO latching onto the idea of a cat strip club. Nash's horrified reaction is priceless.
* 6/25/12 (''Everything Must Be Flapping''): The story about a man making antisemitic comments while dressed as [[Series/SesameStreet Elmo.]] Nash's and Tara's reactions were priceless.
** WebVideo/JesuOtaku's off-screen cameo during a story about a teenager who got his arm caught in a vending machine.
--->'''[=JesuOtaku=]''': That's how I want to die! With my arm caught in a vending machine! Now I can die happy!
* 7/2/12 (''Midget Party Foul'')- The story about a man who showed up drunk at a kindergarten graduation and began waving a machete around. Nash's question of whether or not the guy had any clarity over what he was doing makes the whole thing priceless.
** Nash and Tara's reaction to a video of a naked man going around punching people and getting tazed twice by cops.
** The story about Michigan State police wanting to implant talking urinal cakes into bathroom stalls to deter drunk driving.
--->'''Nash:''' (Impersonating a drunk) Toilet's talking to me! The....the toilet's....toilet wants to take me on a ride home...
*** Nash gargling "Don't drink and drive." is just pure hilarity.
--->'''Nash:''' How much have you had to drink!?
* 7/9/12 (''The Contraption''): After hearing about a baby who ended up being smuggled through an airport baggage scanner and another baby whose mother went on a drug-fuelled rampage around the hospital (luckily neither kid was hurt), Nash and WebVideo/ObscurusLupa start joking about the kids will earn "superpowers" and form a superhero team.
-->'''Nash:''' (dramatic) Bath Salt and the X-Ray! Fighting crime, together!
** WebVideo/ObscurusLupa suggesting that someone build a [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic "Party Cannon"]].
* 7/16/12 (''Mr Dick Whittling''): Another one of Tara's tangents: Nude marathon for cancer kids.
** In a story about a guy who swung a samurai sword near the Capitol Building, Nash and Tara point out how, in this age of terrorism, stuff like that is going to get you killed.
--->'''Nash:''' Of all the places to do this shit...
--->'''Tara:''' At a state building.
--->'''Nash:''' Yeah!
--->'''Tara:''' There's probably going to be authority figures there.
--->'''Nash:''' They're not going to play! Th-they have no reason to play. Play will not be had.
--->'''Tara:''' In the age of terrorism, your bladed weapon does not belong anywhere near the government.
--->'''Nash:''' And they're not gonna go for the stun guns, they're gonna go for the '''''gun''''' guns. The ones that don't just make you maybe dead, the ones that make you '''really''' dead. Center mass, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitches]].
--->{{Beat}}
--->'''Nash:''' ...The gun gun. I-I think I've coined a phrase there.
--->'''Tara:''' (Sigh) Yeah, and someone already turned it into a ''Star Wars'' word.
** Nash wants to add "dick-whittling" to his vocabulary but doesn't know how. Tara suggests "Jesus Dick-Whittling Christ."
* 7/27/12 (''Going Nuclear''): Tara suggests that Nestle wanted Kit Kat to be the most popular candy given to kids by paedophiles, so they made Pedobear their mascot.
* 7/31/12 (''I Steal Pets''): The pet store thief after realizing the cash register is locked, tries to save face by puppy-napping a young pomeranian. HilarityEnsues. And even better, [[EpicFail it's all on video!]]
** He does this by stuffing the puppy ''down his'' '''''PANTS.'''''
** When talking about the story about a man who set off a firecracker between his buttocks, Tara points out the double meaning of the word "backfire". Cue Nash and Hope's CollectiveGroan.
** A man was caught washing his testicles in a drinking fountain and he was arrested for indecent exposure, disorderly conduct, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and misuse of a drinking fountain.]]
* 8/6/12 (''Candy Coated Meth''): Tara suggesting that people should be allowed [[TakeThat throw baseballs at the It's A Small World ride]] at Disney World.
* 8/13/12 (''You Obviously Love Owls''): Three words you shouldn't say in public (EVER): bomb, bob, and bong. You call him Robert.
** Nash's hilarious TakeThat towards the [[MemeticMutation YOLO (You Only live Once) meme.]]
--->'''Nash:''' I do not obviously love owls!
** The story about a man who crashed a stolen car and hid in a closet while naked.
--->'''[=JesuOtaku=]:''' (Impersonating a police officer on a megaphone) This is the police! Come out of the closet!
** "[[Film/TheFastAndTheFuriousTokyoDrift Tokyo Drift!]] Big [[PrecisionFStrike Fuckin']] Toyota!"
** A Douchequake-worth story inspires Nash and Hope to start singing the Ding Dong Song.
* 8/20/2012 - Unleash The Monkey!
** Tara admitting, on behalf of women everywhere, that there is nothing more entertaining than [[DoubleStandardAbuseFemaleOnMale making guys perform "Stupid Human Tricks"]], just to see if they're actually dumb enough to do it.
** A return to an old WTFIWWY theme: Meat in Your Pants!
---> '''Nash:''' Here's the part that really skeeves me out: he didn't just put it in his pants: he ''unwrapped'' it before putting it in his pants. Y'gonna eat that later?! ''Really!?''
** And then shortly thereafter:
--->'''Tara:''' What do you think is in a six-dollar sausage?
--->'''Nash:''' [''Thinks for a moment''] ...Really distinguished pig lips.
** [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything "Always keep your sausage wrapped!"]]
** Satan's Penthouse in Hell!
** 14-year-old boy blows 0.165 BAC driving his drunk 49-year-old father home. '''[[UpToEleven More than twice]]''' the legal limit to drive in the state of South Dakota.
--->'''Nash:''' [''Applauding''] Hats off to you, kid! Holy Shit!
--->'''Tara:''' Well you'd like to say at least Dad had the presence of mind to get a ride home, cuz his ass is drunk. But then you consider that he got a ride home from his fourteen-year-old, who's also drunk, and all that goes out the window!
--->'''Nash:''' He was ''ALL'' of the drunk! That was every single drunk! There was no more drunk left!
--->'''Tara:''' And he had an open container in the car, according to the rest of the story. ''He was still drinkin'!'' The party was ongoing!
--->'''Nash:''' I wonder which one of them said "Here, hold my beer." Y'know it was said at some point!
** Ladies and Gentlemen: The Greatest Story In the History of Ever! Nash has been trying to contain himself through the entire episode, and Tara is clutching her hippo plushie ''in terror'' of what he is about to unleash!
---> '''Nash:''' This is officially 'The Best Thing in The History of Ever'. ... I'm so happy to get to tell you guys about this story. You don't know. You just. You. Don't. Know."
--->[''Later'']
--->'''Nash:''' [[Series/TheKidsInTheHall "People think I've got the power because I got the monkeys. Nah, nah! I got the power till I let the monkeys loose! They goddamn don't understand that; they goddamn don't understand me! That's alright, that's okay, see, cuz people... they understands monkeys!"]]
--->[''Later Still'']
--->'''Nash:''' "If he sez he'll let the monkeys loose, he ''will'' let the monkeys loose!" "Saw him get ahold of a dog once..." "oh yeah..."
** Tara flubs and coins "Marky-Mark and the Monkey Bunch"!
* 8/27/2012 (''Our Lord Rhesus Christ''):
** The live broadcast had no sound in the beginning, so when the recording was uploaded to the site, it was edited to look like a silent film. This happens twice.
** Discussing an elderly woman who vandalized a church fresco:
--->'''Tara''': [Jesus looks like a nesting doll.] Oh God, they could have the Twelve Apostles [inside]...
--->'''Nash''': [''dies laughing'']
--->'''Tara''': The Twelve Apostles, and the tiniest one would be the Baby Jesus! That would actually be really adorable!
--->'''Nash''': And really blasphemous, but...
--->'''Tara''': NO, it wouldn't be blasphemous!
** Tara's hilarious wordless reaction to Nash's comment, "I have never comprehended the entire concept of the orgy," ending with zipping her lips.
** Following a story about a man who got jealous during an orgy, Nash wonders if he saw the ''Series/SesameStreet'' short that taught "sharing is caring", which leads Tara to wonder if there was an orgy etiquette lesson on Sesame Street.
---> '''Tara''': 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12... PENISES!
** Nash and Tara keeping their fingers crossed for when they (inevitably) get a story of someone sneaking aboard the space shuttle.
* 9/10/12 (''Deja Vu (And Monkeys, Too)''):
** Because of the setup for three people, Nash's screen is inbetween Lewis' (Linkara) and Tara's screens. When one of them is talking, he turns his head so that it looks like he is looking at that person. When Linkara and Tara start talking quickly, Nash's head is whipping back and forth between them.
** Lewis' comments before and during the Slow Loris story.
*** When he brings up that aphrodisiacs do not work like Head-On:
--->'''Tara:''' Monkey-On! Apply directly to genitals!
** The volley of ''Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog'' jokes that result from the [[ItMakesSenseInContext second Florida story]].
*** They range from "Sonic Unleashed" to claiming that Sonic the Hedgehog owns the Sonic restaurant franchise.
---> '''Nash:''' Hey Sonic! What do we do if there's a naked guy outside your restaurant?
---> '''Lewis:''' [[MemeticMutation That's no]] [[WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog good!]]
** Tara and Lewis have a religious debate... which veers into the topic of child psychology.
** At the end of the What Have We Learned segment, the three [[spoiler: end up trying to one-up one anothers' toy collections.]]
** Special mention goes to Lewis' laugh during the chihuahua story.
*** "And Nash thought this would be too blue for me."
* 9/17/12 (''A better Love Story than Twilight ''):
** The Stinger: [[spoiler: Disembodied Orgasm Hippo doesn't work. Nash is thrilled.]]
** The video opens up with everyone admiring JO's new hairstyle, which JO states people have said it resembled Reese's Pieces. Nash, however, doesn't agree.
--->'''Nash:''' The fuck Reese's Pieces have you people been eating!?
** In the story about the guy who breaks into people's houses and tell them God sent him to marry their daughters, Nash wonders if that's God's idea of a prank.
--->'''Nash:''' "Guy. Hey, guy. Um.. Yeah, it's God. I want you to go to 287 Winslow and break in because, guess what? You're getting luck tonight. Go on, there you go... *Turns around, laughing* "Hey, Jesus! He's actually doing it, check this shit out! Where's the Holy Ghost, we gotta show him!"
--->'''JO:''' Gabriel! Gabriel! *Mimics holding newspaper, in a British accent* "Oh, not this shit again..."
** Nash and Hope's speculations about the "strange noises" the stalker did into the telephone.
** Three words: [[ItMakesSenseInContext Monkey paratrooper rain]].
** The story about the documentary [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Donkey Love]] being entered in a film competition and WINNING horrifies everyone, until they find out this was from Australia and Tara thinks it all makes sense. Nash then tries to stop her, fearing he's going to get letters, but when she keeps going, Nash mimes writing a letter:
---> Nash: "Dear Nash, I live in Australia, and I resent the idea that my people fuck donkeys. The red-headed woman is making me angry."
* 10/1/12 (''More Cushion For the Pushin''):
** Tara makes Nash completely break down during the story about [[spoiler: a man making love to an abandoned couch on the street]]:
--->None of this would be a problem if the Invisible Woman wasn't such a bitch and would just own up.
* In one Christmas episode, Nash and [=JesuOtaku=] were wearing Santa hats. To keep with the Christmas theme, JO proceeded to drape Christmas lights over herself.
* 10/15/12 (''Give Granny a Kiss''): Nash's facepalm when Tara starts relaying another hilarious story from her childhood about melting her family's TV. Later, Tara's reaction to Nash's story about his father and dynamite:
-->'''Tara:''' I'm sorry, and ''my'' childhood's fucked up? [...] My father never blew anything up. Yes, he set a dog's ass on fire, but that was an accident.
** Nash and Tara talk about making a website that regularly updates to indicate where a certain man's penis is stuck that day.
---> Today, my penis is stuck in a beagle!
* 10/22/12 (''Abercrombie uber Alles''): From a story where a man [[BringMyBrownPants defecated himself]] during a fight with some cops:
-->'''Nash:''' I'm imagining him sitting there, going "I should do something", and there's the [[GoodAngelBadAngel angel and the devil]]. One of them goes "shit in your pants!", and the angel goes "...yeah! Shit in your pants!".
** Also the Halloween special that accompanies the video, "This Is Hookerween." Most of their reactions to the Top Ten Worst Sexy Costumes qualify, but the #1 spot, a giant black inflatable penis costume, takes the cake. The more they look at it the more things they find wrong and offensive about it. Then Nash reads the description and discovers the costumes comes with "[[{{Squick}} four AA batteries]]." Tara proceeds to ask what is simultaneously the [[CrossesTheLineTwice best and worst question ever]]:
---> '''Tara''': Does it vibrate? (''Video fades out on one of the most horrified faces that Nash has ever pulled.'')
* 11/19/12 (''Double-Clicking Your Mouse''): A story of a man jerking off at a drive-thru of UsefulNotes/McDonalds makes Nash wonder why they keep getting stories of [=McDonalds=] shenanigans.
--> Nash: Why does this keep happening?
--> Tara: [[{{Squick}} Grease makes for cheap lube]]? (The FridgeHorror hits Nash and creeps him the hell out!) And my work here is done!
** Tara revealing that she knows a surprising amount about Pablo Escobar... because he's the reason that Colombia has a thriving hippo population.
* 11/26/12 (''Black Friday Follies''): Tara asks the channel to draw her fan art of the Evangelists as the Avengers.
* 12/17/12 (''To Kill a Toilet''): Before the episode starts, Nash presents a Christmas gift he got from Walmart: Excedrin, which is aspirin. Considering what he discusses on this show...it makes perfect sense.
--> Nash: Walmart has realized I buy so much Excedrin, they're sending it to me for Christmas. ({{Beat}}) This is what you do to me.
* 12/31/12 (''That Doesn't Go There 2012''): Two men are wanted for assaulting a man while dressed as Oompa Loompas, Linkara composes a song...
--> Linkara: Oompa Loompa without a trace, I am going to punch you in the face.
--> JO: What do you get when you're drunk in Norwich? Attacked by two guys who... I don't know, fight like a bitch?
** From the first story about a collection of items found in places (over the year of 2012) they really shouldn't be:
*** Lewis' reaction to the story when [[http://fuckyeahradiodeadair.tumblr.com/post/39359190179/heirsansparents-his-face-when-they-started Nash first sends him the story.]]
---> JO (singing): On the first day of Christmas, [[AssShove I jammed this up my butt!]]
* 1/21/13 (''All Aboard the Windex Express''): The story about the cleaning lady who started a train by accident. First, Tara gets all giddy about stealing a train and making RDA Express and then the show devolves into [[WebAnimation/DrTran Mr. Tran & The Toy Cack]] quotes.
** A man broke into a house and baked a pie while in underwear. The article worded this incorrectly.
---> Nash: Now what's wrong with that phrasing?
---> Tara: He must have really, really been running a bad fever.
* 1/28/13 (''Stop Drop and Jerk''): The tie for "worst of the week" to end the episode- both featuring drug induced naked insanity. The first had a man who got high on lysol, got naked, tried to set his bed on fire, tried to eat coins and taser barbs, growled at people, and finally bent over and spread his anus open and proclaimed "Who wants some?" The other is simply summed up as "violent naked pooping masturbator".
** Nine words: "Take off your fucking fedora and do some heroin!"
** Also, the opening to the episode: Tara is wearing fake glasses with hot-pink plastic rims- and pretending not to notice them; Nash is utterly bewildered. After about ten seconds of near-total silence, Nash finally asks, "''Must'' you?"
** Tara bitching about the friend zone while Nash quotes ''Film/{{Airplane}}''.
---> The friend zone is for loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the friend zone.
* 2/4/13 (''Grand Theft Seabiscuit''): Tara revealing the secret to her youth:
--> Tara: I sleep in Tupperware filled with this mixture of argon-oil and unicorn blood and the tears of virgins. Works like a charm!
** Tara has to ask Nash to rephrase the phrase 'comes at you', given the show's content...
* 2/11/13 (''Can You Hear Me Now''): [[spoiler: Disembodied Orgasm Hippo returns. Much to Nash's dismay.]]
** The story about a man who tried to hide a phone up his butt and was caught when the phone began ringing. Tara explains that it may be the first case of a "reverse butt-dial".
** Nash claiming that God is a {{Troll}} during the story about a huge colony of flying spiders in Brazil.
* 2/18/13 (''The Hard-Packed Snow''): Nash and Oancitzen's reaction to the inevitable- a story about a police chase involving a [[DonutMessWIthACop donut truck.]]
-->'''Oancitizen:''' (A la [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Homer Simpson]]) Mmm, ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAuto''.
** Kyle tries to come up with a verb that means 'to create a snow penis' and ends up with 'snow-dick'. Nash ''loses it''.
* 2/25/13 (''Flight of the SUV''): Having recovered from last week's illness, Tara apologizes for not making an appearance, but speculates that trying to present her half of the show through charades wouldn't have been entertaining... whereupon Nash decides to run with it by tugging on his earlobe and making [[ADateWithRosiePalms a certain gesture]]. Tara follows this up by making a ''hilariously'' overexaggerated "angry face" and [[FlippingTheBird hoisting two middle fingers at the camera.]] And this ended up being this episodes' thumbnail in the blip tv episode guide!
* 3/11/13 (''[[spoiler:Snowflame Needs No Pants]]''): [[spoiler:SNOOOOOWFLAAAAME!!!!]]
* 3/18/13 (''Secret Canine Jihad''): Hope and Tara being divas about not having their names in the credits, after Nash plays the opening without the latter's name in it.
** Tara's epic rant about [[MakesSenseInContext sex toys and plastic splinters at Spencer Gifts]].
* [[AprilFoolsDay 4/1/13]] (The Whizzinator): Space Guy and Linkara [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything comparing their spaceships]].
--> '''Space Guy:''' I have a spaceship too....
--> '''Linkara:''' (whispering into microphone) Mine's ''bigger''.
--> '''Space Guy:''' (quietly and defensively) It's not about the size it's how you use it...
** Much all of what Space Guy says can count as this, but his comment that the Whizzinator should be a hands-free device stands out for making Linkara completely crack up.
** Linkara's expression when the [[ExpospeakGag Dihydrogen Monoxide]] prank is brought up. Something about the fact that he knows where it's going.
* 4/29/13 (''It's Too Damn Big''): Nash recites a story title, only to be so utterly baffled at it that he starts trailing off mid-word.
** One journalist used so many bad puns that Nash kept interrupting the article with his fervent wishes to kill the author.
** After reading an article about a guy releasing a song on iTunes about his penis which is filled with jokes about penises, Nash loudly proclaims that the writer must die.
** The very next story's opening line has Nash flip the bird and yell [[AtomicFBomb FUCK YOU!]] The face Nash makes and the voice he says it in make it extra funny.
** The article about the burglar scared by a cat. "They're not coming to rescue you. They're coming to arrest you."
** The chat went nuts because a burglar in one of the stories looked eerily like WebVideo/BennettTheSage.
* 5/12/13 (''And Don't Call Me Shirley''): The fact that someone stripped naked after claiming to be a monkey.
** A man called 911 to get Koolaid and drugs (80 times!). Nash's reenactment is hilarious.
* 5/13/13 (''Smoke Weed Erryday''): The chat beginning a recitation of dozens of nautical-themed euphemisms for ADateWithRosiePalms, bringing both Kyle and Nash to raucous laughter, finishing off with one viewer's simple declaration of, "Master Baiter", sending Nash into a fit.
* 5/20/13 (''Catch Me If You Can)'': Tara spells 'hypocritical' as 'hippocritical'.
** Tara suggests using small children as throwing weapons.
** In an ''amazing'' display of timing, Tara's sound quality goes to 'demonic robot' just as she says that she saw a gif of Mr Hands.
*** It also kicked back in when she said that she wouldn't say [[Series/DoctorWho Exterminate]] (and only that one word).
** Tara springing Disembodied Orgasming Hippo on Nash. The look on his face screamed "I walked right into that one."
** This exchange just before, in relation to a couple changing their kid's diaper on a table in Starbucks:
--->'''Tara:''' You wouldn't take a shit on that table!\\
'''Nash:''' Think about the stories we cover, Tara.
* 5/27/13: Tara went robot again, and it got worse.
** The story about a group of medical staff who, for some reason, randomly had an orgy while at work. Nash was flabbergasted, to say the least.
* 6/3/13 (''Kindergarten Cop 2: Judgement Day''): A story about a naked man who starts shouting "nonsense" leads Nash and Tara to ask what nonsense was he shouting, leading the channel to start shouting [[TakeThat Take Thats]]. These include "The UsefulNotes/XboxOne is a great system", "Creator/MichaelBay is a great director", and Radio/GlennBeck is an intelligent individual".
** Nash and Tara also take a moment to mourn that it's never an attractive person who decides to get naked.
** "Did I ever tell you about the time Creator/NathanFillion [[ItMakesSenseInContext kicked my ass with his dick? At a kindergarten graduation?]]"
* 6/17/13 (''How Many Licks''): A teacher has his/her students write suicide notes inspired by ''Literature/TheSecretLifeOfBees''. Tara wonders what you do for extra credit?
** A naked man climbs a power transmission tower. Nash can't comprehend this AT ALL.
** Tara threatening to ban the entire chatroom if anyone else mentions the fact that "at least he didn't try and put it in his butt" during the same story.
* 6/24/13 (''Mushrooms Are Bad For You''): A woman was arrested for impersonating a dentist. Even better? She's the wife of someone who attempted the same thing and was covered on the show.
** Also, Tara was indignant that people kept making "[[Music/PeterGabriel Shock The Monkey]]" jokes... [[HypocriticalHumor since she worked so hard to not make them]].
* 7/1/13 (''Headline Mad-Libs''): During the story on a mature porn site that offered Paula Deen six figures to represent them, Tara cracked about how they should make it worth it -- [[spoiler: a video where Deen is sodomized with a buttered-up drumstick]]. This breaks ''everyone'', from Nash to the audience to Mike, the producer. She then speculates on a hypothetical BDSM porn film that features Paula Deen punishing Fabio for using margarine.
** She follows this up with even more outrageous suggestion in the wrap-up, and describes one site she linked Nash to before that showed [[spoiler:a guy playing a drum with one hand and masturbating with the other]].
--->'''Nash:''' You're inspiring me to learn how to swallow my own tongue.
** The last headline: [[spoiler: [[WordSaladTitle "Homeowner Clubs Burglar with Pottery, Holds Him at Elephantpoint After he Urinates in Basement, Leaves Beer in Washing Machine".]] ]] Surprisingly, ItMakesSenseInContext. It is also a very accurate summary of [[http://spdblotter.seattle.gov/2013/06/27/homeowner-clubs-burglar-with-pottery-holds-him-at-elephantpoint-after-he-urinates-in-basement-leaves-beer-in-washing-machine/ what exactly happened]].
* 7/8/13 (''Junk in the Junk''): The first story has Florida accidentally banning the internet from the entire state.
-->'''Nash:''' So, thank you, Florida. I would like to thank you, and I would like to personally thank Governor Rick Scott for removing Florida from the internet!
-->'''Tara:''' Thank them?! We're out of a job now!
-->'''Nash:''' *Uproarious laughter*
** Nash and Tara compare their real-life stories of really bad excuses people made to cover up the fact that they were running brothels.
** After Nash and Tara get to a story about a woman who was caught having surgically implanted meth into her pelvis, Tara breaks down.
--->'''Tara:''' I really... I really need people to stop transporting things inside their person. I really need people to stop swallowing things and shoving things in places they don't go and cutting themselves open and giving themselves breast implants full of cocaine! I really need people to stop doing this; my sanity can't take it! [[BrickJoke I'm starting to make Hitler jokes, for God's sakes!]] I can't take this shit anymore! ([[{{Beat}} pause while Nash laughs]]) I saw a hashtag on Website/{{Twitter}}, #ifmyvaginawasagun, and my first thought wasn't even, like, a reproductive rights issue, it was, like, 'oh, I remember that story'!
* 7/15/13 (''Chronic Ghetto Booty'')
--> Florida story of the week: Man robs gas station after filling job application.
--> A doctor tells his patient her bad back is the result of "ghetto booty."
** Tara recalls the story of her orthodontist snapping two of her bottom teeth in half. All Nash can do is sit there with a terrified look on his face.
* 7/22/13 (''Five-Dollar Foot Longs'')
--> A marijuana pipe was found in a Happy Meal. At the end of the show, Nash realizes "Our Happy Meal toys sucked when we were kids!"
* 7/29/13 (''The Rare Endangered Dildo''): Nash tells the story of how he got accidentally rammed by Anne [=McCaffrey=].
-->"There is a Nash shaped dent on the front of her scooter."
** Nash encourages all his non-white viewers to sign up to the KKK's Neighborhood Watch, just to fuck with their heads.
** A 20-person fight breaks out at a Chuck E. Cheese. One of the chatters wants to know if the ball pit was involved. Later during the recap of the story, Nash wants to know if alcoholic beverages are served at Chuck E. Cheese. When Producer Mike copy pastes a drink menu as evidence that they do, Nash replies "That's a bad plan."
** "I AM THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN!"
* 8/12/13 (''Two Bongs Don't Make a Right'')
** The first story where [[EpicFail an Australian politician mistakes 'Islam' for a country, the word 'harem' for the Quran and thought Jews worshipped Jesus Christ.]] The lack of research, it has to be seen, especially as it ended her political career after merely '''48 hours'''.
--->'''Nash:''' I am amazed at how fast she got ALL THE THINGS WRONG!!!\\
'''Tara:''' [[SarcasmFailure ...]]
** A drug dealer calls the cops when his stash is stolen. Nash says we learned that the cops are not your referee.
** One of the items is about a fish that mistakes your balls for its favorite snack (meaning nuts). Nash says "Fuck you, nature!" [[note]]Turns out the story was fake.[[/note]]
** The fact that somewhere out there, there is a summer camp based on ''Literature/TheHungerGames''. Apparently not even the journalist could completely believe it.
--->''[[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe This Exists]]: Summer camp based on the Hunger Games''
* 8/19/13: ''Stick a Fork in 'Im''
** The story about the dog that accidentally took its owner's car on a joyride, one highlight being that it managed to make a U-turn in traffic. Tara is pretty amazed.
* 8/26/13: ''The Ultimate Getaway Car'' (with Derek The Bard)
** Right out the gate, we learn that the English Language is officially broken. The dictionary has been re-written so that the word "literally" also means "figuratively". Nash loudly proclaims "We broke the language."
** A Winnebago crashes into a tavern in Boring. Of course the headline reads "Winnebago crashes into Boring Tavern." A person in the chatroom proclaims "It's not Boring anymore!"
** Police chase a perp who got away...wait for it...on a mo-ped.
** In Swaziland, a new law was passed fining witches on broomsticks, provided they fly higher than 150 meters. Derek says that'll ruin the next [[Literature/HarryPotter Quidditch game.]]
* 9/2/13: ''The Booty's Booty''
** Three Words: Screaming. Walk-in. Vagina.
* 9/9/13: ''That'll Do, Pig''
** A pig went on a drunken rampage. There was much rejoicing.
** [[NakedPeopleAreFunny The escalation of nudity under the influence:]] a naked man jumping on and rolling off a police car's windshield while high on acid, a naked woman attacking several cars while high on coke and bath salts, a naked woman and man possibly under the influence of ecstasy sparking a fight with their local SWAT team.
* 9/16/13: ''Take Drugs, Fight a Bear''
** A man punches a [[BearsAreBadNews bear and lives!]] Tara is worried that her boyfriend might find out.
** There is an outbreak of herpes-infested monkeys in Florida. Tara says this is nature's way of telling Florida "I'm done with you."
* 9/23/13: ''The No-Pants Dance''
** In a story about a woman who threw feces at a cop, Nash berates the reporter for opening with a poop pun while unwittingly making several of his own. Tara is pleased.
** Tara admits that she's never seen ''Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail''. Nash's eye starts twitching.
*** Someone in the chat then comments "burn the witch!" Being uninitiated, Tara's comment is that such an action wouldn't be a proportionate response, before realizing that it is, in fact, a reference to ''Holy Grail'' itself.
** The story of a man who [[CursedWithAwesome can make alcohol in his stomach.]] There were way too many jokes made to write them all here.
* 9/30/13: ''Naptime at 30,000 Feet''
** The discovery of an inflatable PetHomosexual. Even more shocking, [[WhatDoYouMeanItsForKids it's for ages 3 and up]]
*** Nash's reaction to Tara explaining how a 12 year-old would get pregnant because of it.
*** Tara suggesting that a 'g*y' doll, instead of being a gay doll, could instead be a goy doll.
** The story of the Saudi Arabian cleric who claimed that women driving [[InsaneTrollLogic could "psychologically" damage the ovaries, cause the pelvis to be pushed upwards, and causes children to have clinical problems.]] Tara then sarcastically remarks that driving has pushed her ovaries to her back and caused her uterus to split in two.
* 10/7/13: ''Katamari Dildocy''
** "Each week... [[AstonishinglyAppropriateInterruption the computer won't fucking work properly..."]]
** After a story about a company offering dildos to people affected by the government shutdown, Nash and [[WebVideo/BrowsHeldHigh Kyle]] remark that "the government shut down" could be exploited as the new "the dog ate my homework".
*** Cue Kyle stuttering uncontrollably while trying to come up with a reason for said vibrators...
--->'''Nash:''' Ladies and gentlemen, our regular cohost has been replaced with [[WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes Porky Pig]]!
--->'''Kyle:''' *as Porky Pig* Th-th-the eh vibra-vibra-the vibra-the di-di-dildos...
** Kyle trying to create a backstory to a woman who attacked a slushy machine while naked:
--->'''Kyle:''' Her parents divorced after a terrible fight with a slushy machine... she lost a dog as a child when a slushy machine fell on it... she's not attracted to the slushy machine...
* 10/14/2013: ''Cop vs Squirrel''
** Nash discovers that in one story involving public masturbation, the town was called 'Beaverton' and the man in question's last name is 'Leatherman'.
** Brian quoting TheSimpsons, specifically Mr Burns saying 'I've never seen someone take to a Turkish prison so quickly.' Nash is both horrified and laughing ''very'' hard.
** The sheer stupidity of the man trying to pass off failing an alcohol test as 'pouring it in his ear to prove Jesus right' caused Brian to get up and walk away after Nash says it's "because science." He then returns a few minutes later:
---> '''Nash:''' I think we broke him already.
---> '''Brian:''' [[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment *returns wearing goggles*]] [[ForScience It's because of science!!]]
* 10/28/13: ''Real Men Fight the Corn''
** The episode opens with Tara in a Comicbook/{{Batgirl|2011}} costume, which Nash mistakes for [[Comicbook/BirdsOfPrey Misfit,]] which makes her really sad.
** Nash and Tara decide on the ultimate test for a man: Being able to fight through the cornstalks of a corn maze.
* 10/28/13: ''This is Hookerween 2013''
** Adult Robo Chick Robocop Costume
---> '''Nash''': Who saw Peter Weller with the helmet off, and with the fucking screwed up bald head welded into the metal bit--\\
'''Tara''': Yeah, that I remember; they just kinda fused his face on to a robot head and it was really weird looking, it kinda looked like the Borg Queen... Only not.\\
'''Nash''': Who saw that, and said "I want to stick my penis in that thing!" Who saw-- WHO DID THAT?!\\
'''Tara''': Japan?\\
''[Beat. Nash acts as if he's going to raise a counter-argument, but thinks for a few seconds]]''\\
'''Nash''': ...Probably, yeah.
** Also from the Robocop costume, someone in the chat "I'd buy that for a dollar!"
** Nash's rant upon seeing the Sexy Hamburgler costume.
---> '''Nash:''' Robble... [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] robble...
*** Nash and Tara go on a sidetracked discussion on why the Hamburlgar was dressed in a prison uniform. "Maybe he's an escaped Hamburglar."
* 11/04/13: ''Trauma Llama''
** Summing up the way a pumpkin pie is made as a lead-up to this joke on criminals trying to smuggle cocaine in pumpkins.
---> Tara: Man, I don't know what it is, your pumpkin pie's addictive.
** Their entire reaction to the last story. Just...WHY!? "What happens when you dress as a Boston Marathon victim, and post it on Twitter."
* 12/09/13: ''Mind Bullets''
** [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Do tin-foil hats protect you from imaginary arrows?"]]
** Tara states that [[ItMakesSenseInContext Microsoft's 'Smart-Bra design]] is unneeded, stating that bras are already annoying enough without them nagging. Nash responds by asking if it's possible "to have a texting argument with your tits" using the bra.
*** When it's revealed that the bra is designed to prevent stress-related eating, one chat member chimes in with "The [=MoodBra=] - calm your tits."
* 12/30/13: ''Such Money, So Stolen''
** There was a story where a man was high on meth, masturbating, and fought off 15 police officers who were tasing him. Nash and Tara were wondering what would happen if a guy were tased in the dick. You can be sure a story about a guy tasing his dick will come up eventually.
** The ''Film/{{Clerks}}'' references are just golden. "He was tackled by fifteen guys... in a row?"
** A bit of black comedy from Tara at the beginning:
-->'''Nash''': That shit [the idea that Shia [=LeBeouf=] could become a Senator] is fuckin' plausible.
-->'''Tara''': Well, I know, that's why I'm heavily medicated.
* 1/20/14: Even if its somewhat tearjerking now in hindsight, this episode was funny as hell.
** Politician makes statement on immigration, via blackface.
--->Justin: And he started the speech by saying "Yo, yo, yo," and ended it by saying "Word."
** Would be carjackers can't drive a stick.
** A would-be thief apparently went to [[ItMakesSenseInContext Midvale School for the Gifted]]
** How nice Canada is when dealing with bomb threats.
--->'''Nash''': YOU HAD ONE JOB!!!
** Anatomically correct Cubs Mascot.
** Express Checkout beat down!
* 1/28/14:
** Tara gets a sound board. HilarityEnsues.
** A cow farts, causing a barn to blow up. Tara's response:
--->'''Tara:''' Well, now we can't trust the cows, 'cause Al Qaida.
** A raccoon causes electrical damage by chomping on wires. Cue cries of "[[ComicBook/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy Rocket Raccoon]]=/=VideoGame/SlyCooper, no!" in chat.
** Later, a toilet blows up, because of a defect. Cue Series/{{Mythbusters}} jokes in chat.
*** Plus, Nash's idea for a montage of exploding toilets set to the 1812 Overture (or, as Tara suggests, 2001: A Space Odyssey).
** Florida Man Rips Open Bag With Teeth, Eats Cocaine.
*** [[CallBack SNOWFLAME FEELS NO PAIN!]]
--->'''Nash:''' It is our [[RunningGag old favorite]] Florida man. He's back. And, WOW, this is a doozy. (Beat) [[TooDumbToLive I don't know how he's still alive.]]
*** Tara relates a story about one of her mother's patients who had snorted drugs so often that they'd worn a hole through their septum large enough to floss through with a tissue. [[http://i.imgur.com/xN1xePl.png Nash's reaction is priceless.]]
** A man is caught dry humping his mailbox in the nude. Nash quickly points out that his mugshot looks like he's going "...why ''did'' I do that?"
* 2/16/14
** It's discovered that a VERY lifelike sculpture of a sleepwalking man dressed only in tightey whities is outside a girls' dorm. Nash is speechless.
** Upon reading the headline, "Crime Dog Actor Sentenced for Pot, Weapons".
--->Nash: I would not think those two things would normally go together...
--->Tara: No...
--->Nash: Cause when I'm- [[VerbalBackspace when you're]] on pot you don't want weapons.
--->Tara: Nice editing.
* 3/17/14: "Have Gun, Will Retweet"
** The Douchequake manifests in real life, without Nash's prompting![[note]]The incident in question was a video of a news studio during a recent 4.4-scale earthquake in Los Angeles... just as a story about Music/ChrisBrown returning to court over violating parole was scrolling across the news ticker at the bottom of the screen.[[/note]]
* 3/24/14: "The Wonderful World of Arson"
** Tara finally has the kitten on the show. The chat [[CutenessProximity responds accordingly]]
* 4/28/14: "The Eight Inch Floppies of the Apocalypse"
** Tara is repeated distracted by her kitty trying to steal her headphones. At one point, the two have a tug of war on camera while Nash tries valiantly to power through.
** The last story. VictoriasSecretCompartment done very, very wrong.
* 5/12/14: "The Great Toilet Robbery":
** While discussing Holocaust deniers and where they think six million people went.
--->Tara *reading a comment*: Ah, there we go, maybe they all went to the bathroom.
--->Nash *happily* Speaking of the bathroom!
*** Tara then laments her terrible superpower of inadvertently giving Nash segues and imagining her as an X-Man on a Segway. Nash notes that someone is drawing that.
* 6/2/14: "The Conductor of the Poop Truck":
** After Nash mentions that tonights episode will have [[ExactWords "horrible shit".]]
--->Tara: I hope you're not talking about ''literal'' horrible shit.
--->Nash: [[EvilLaugh (Cackles like a cartoon villain).]]
** Tara makes Nash walk out of the room with one simple question: "[[spoiler:What's VideoGame/{{StarCraft}}?]]" And even after he comes back, the chatroom keeps yelling at her for a while.
* 6/23/14: "Red Bull Gives You Madness":
** The video opens with Nash apologizing for the worse than usual video quality (due to streaming remotely from Manchester, England) by hitting himself in the head repeatedly with a skillet.
--->Nash: [[NonSequiturThud Thank you for tuning in each week to watch my fish, now enjoy this week's live penis.]]
** On a story about people smuggling human skeletons hidden within teddy bears:
--->Tara: [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I didn't know teddy bears had skeletons...]]
* 6/30/14: "If You Give a Lion a Cookie":
** A woman jumps the barrier at a zoo to feed a lion a cookie. Tara says, "Mmm. Dinner brought dessert!"
* 7/21/14: "Serial Pooper Task Force"
** Nash tells a story about a time a friend's young kid came running up to him, [[GroinAttack punched him in the junk]], and proceeded to claim "I'm Batman!".
** During the final portion of the show, Tara's kitty Bridget suddenly decides to run around the room like a bat out of hell. At random intervals. Nash ''loves'' this.
** Nash laments that the term "serial pooper" has to exist in society, but Tara finds a silver lining:
--->'''Tara''': Although, there's your easy Halloween costume. You know how there's always one guy at the party with [[VisualPun a box of Lucky Charms with a knife through it]]? Now you cant just [[ToiletHumour poop in that Lucky Charms box]] and carry it around!
--->'''Nash''': ''[makes a horrified expression]''
--->'''Tara''': Maybe it should be a Cocoa Puffs box.
--->'''Nash''': Tara!
* 7/28/14: Creator/AllisonPregler and Creator/BradJones co-host the show from Nash's studio with him and Tara for the 14th anniversary. Brad's barrage of snarky one-liners just brought the house down.
** Seeing Alison's reactions to past stories like the women who hid guns in their vaginas, and I think Brad has inspiration for his next movies.
* 8/4/14: Tara's webcam mic glitches at the very beginning, causing loud robotic noises to emanate whenever she tries to speak. Nash reacts ''amazingly'', comparing it to the sounds the Zylons make in the vintage Atari game ''Star Raiders''.
** When further glitches cause Tara's call to be dropped twice, Nash speculates that Bridget the cat is downloading porn.
* 8/11/14: Nash points out that ''over a million people'' tuned in to watch the ''Fish Plays Pokemon'' stream.
-->'''Tara:''' You know what that means. We need a fish.
* 8/25/14: "Come on Baby, "Like" my Fire"
** On the subject of a woman setting a fire so her firefighter friends wouldn't be bored.
--->'''Josh:''' My friend's a cop. I need to give him more work [does the hand-like-a-gun pose at Jack] bang.
* 9/8/14: "A Link to the Crash"
** After coving the story where fake links to nude celeb photos crash New Zealand's internet:
--->'''Tara:''' Wow, those were some lonely [[Film/TheLordOfTheRings Hobbits]]. I mean, all the elves went into the west, what were they supposed to look at now?
** Nash's reaction to the crashing is to point at the camera and laugh hysterically.
** Tara has an amusing {{Malaproper}} moment when she mistakenly says focaccia instead of facacta (or farkakte, basically Yiddish for "fucked up").
--->'''Tara''': ...it's a little focaccia, you know?
--->{{Beat}}
--->'''Tara''': I don't know why I just said focaccia, that's a kind of bread.
** At one point Nash brings up the Franchise/StarWars prequels, and Tara interrupts him to describe a weird Star Wars dream she had. It begins "So me, Padme, and my nieces were on this boat going through this icy river..." and gets weirder from there. Nash just sits there looking bewildered.
--->'''Nash''': ...what just happened?
* 9/15/14: "Super-Size Embalming With Fries":
** Another great Tara quote:
--->'''Tara:''' We're the 'can you fuck it' version of Series/{{Mythbusters}}.
** Tara tells a story about her dad's wake where her niece asked why only the top half of the casket was open, and Tara replied, "[[GallowsHumor Oh, because Grandpa's not wearing any pants.]]" This made Tara's mother [[ActuallyPrettyFunny crack up]].
* 9/22/14 - "iDiot": There's a device that allows you attach your iPad to your face to experience virtual reality. It makes you look like [[http://www.theverge.com/2014/9/16/6256729/airvr-attach-your-ipad-directly-to-your-face this]].
-->'''Tara''': We're in the wrong line of work, man. We make people look like idiots for ''free''!
** Tara questions the fact that the photos for the device were taken outside.
---> '''Nash:''' No, you see, he's got the iPad on his face, he's got the camera app running, *Nash starts cracking up* so he can see the world in ''virtual reality!'''
* 10/06/14: Nash, with [[WebVideo/ToddIntheShadows Todd]] filling in for Tara, cover a story about a man who stole a bouncy castle and put it up in his yard.
-->'''Todd''': I respect this crime! In fact, if I was to steal a ({{Beat}}) *[[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial immediately shuts up and grins mischievously]]*
-->'''Nash''': Todd? Todd, are you gonna be on the show next week?
-->'''Todd''': No ({{Beat}}) Not next week. These things take time.
* 10/20/14: Nash says that given the detail of reporting about the guy who humped a My Little Pony doll, someone was obviously observing this, so he asks why didn't he intervene. Tara asks "would you?", which leaves him quiet and making him seriously contemplate his answer.
* 11/10/14: The Evil Stick. Everyone in the chat was expecting another appearance of it on the Bootlegs Zone.
* 11/17/14: Upon hearing the news that there is a "stupidity virus", Tara realizes that the show could be used for research.
-->'''Nash:''' Like, the CDC pouring over my archives going: "We have to find Patient Zero! Where is he?!"
-->'''Nash (as other scientist):''' "Well, apparently he's in Florida somewhere, sir!"
-->'''Tara:''' We're doing important work! We're tracking the decline! They're gonna make bronze statues of us! (Beat) And then draw dicks on them."
* 12/1/14: Talking about a tendency of bad things to happen over and over:
-->'''Nash:''' Remember the guy who stole an ambulance?
-->'''Tara:''' Which one?
-->'''Nash:''' ''Exactly.''
* "Shock The Monkey": A man with the same name as Sean Connery's character in ''Film/{{Highlander}}'' attempts to burn down a church, claiming he is Jesus. Nash and Patros decide that this is something Creator/SeanConnery would actually do.
** Petros telling the story of when he overdosed on medication in Las Vegas on his 24th birthday, and asked a policeman to "take [him] to the boobies".
** When discussing the titular story (an abandoned pet monkey got hyped up on chocolate in France, and had to be tased), Nash imitates how he thinks the monkey's previous owner acted, producing [[WhatTheHellIsThatAccent some kind of accent]] between [[Franchise/ThePinkPanther Inspector Clouseau]] and [[Film/TheRoom Tommy Wiseau]].
--->'''Nash:''' "Fuck you, monkey! I don't want you anymore!"
** Nash's recurring tale of getting so drunk he thought he was Jesus is topped by Petros. Petros got so drunk ''he woke up in another country.'' ''' ''Twice.'' ''' First Wales, then Scotland.
* 2/3/15: [[ItMakesSenseInContext SUMMON THE BEEKEEPER!!]]
** This says it all:
--->'''Nash''': Creator/GwynethPaltrow --
--->'''Tara''': Oh, God.
** Tara remarks on the show the week before, the chat dubbed Dan as "Replacement Bridget", right on cue, Bridget attempts to tackle a piece of ribbon, overshoots and tumbles off the bed. Nash stifles his laughter before Tara's next remark of "I don't think Dan's ever going to do that." gets Nash to burst out laughing.
* 2/9/15 (The Hugh Hefner Redemption):
** On the story of Music/IggyAzalea's number getting leaked by a Papa John's delivery driver, Tara has a question: If she's "so fancy", why is she ordering from Papa John's?
** Tara's entire story of how much of a pain it is to get her nephew to do his grammar homework, especially the part where he [[BlatantLies "accidentally"]] drew on it.
* 2/16/15 (50 Shades of Blue Cross) - Tara is actually [[ActuallyPrettyFunny impressed]] (briefly) by a drunk driver's plan to pour water on the road to make it look like the damage to his car was caused by ice on the road:
-->'''Tara''': For drunk off your ass planning, that's pretty good.
* 3/9/15 (A Dime Bag of Grampa): Nash answers Tara's Skype call only to find himself face to face with [[ItMakesSenseInContext Disembodied]] [[RunningGag Orgasm]] Hippo. His reaction is priceless.
-->'''Nash:''' Fuck's sake! (facepalm)
** One story is about a New Hampshire woman who dug up her father's grave while trying to find his "real will". Tara points out the FridgeLogic, making Nash crack up:
--->'''Tara (annoyed):''' Why is that something you would bury with you, you idiot?! That's the ''definition'' of a thing you'd leave behind!
*** Tara also gets a chuckle out of the fact that the family's name is Nash. "Ha ha, it's funny 'cuz it's you."
* 3/30/15: Nash shows an article about a childrens' light-up Franchise/SpiderMan costume being recalled because using the wrong kind of battery in it could make it [[StuffBlowingUp explode]]. Tara questions if that could actually happen; her boyfriend (whom she even calls her expert on exploding things) chimes in from off-screen with "What, batteries exploding? Oh yeah, I'll show you later." Cue wide-eyed OhCrap look from Tara as Nash absolutely ''dies'' laughing.
* 4/19/15: (Only God Can Bone A Tree) Since Nash was taking part in the ''WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall'' movie, this episode has a ton of guests, all of whom help bring the funny.
** When discussing the mailman who landed a gyrocopter on the White House lawn, Brad Jones quips "Mr. President, you just shot down the old man from ''WesternAnimation/{{Up}}''!"
** On the subject of a man who got high on bath salts and had sex with a tree while proclaiming himself God, Linkara put on an old man voice and ranted about how WhenIWasYourAge, we didn't need fancy new drugs because we had cocaine, prompting Dodger to interject "Shut up, old man Snowflame!"
** On the subject of a truck full of bees overturning, Tara mentions a book she had as a child where a town dealt with a swarm of bees by making a giant jam sandwich and trapping the bees inside. Linkara's reaction: "...[[FridgeLogic This was Plan A]]."
** On the subject of a man who [[KillItWithFire set his house on fire]] [[TheresNoKillLikeOverkill trying to kill a mouse]], when the group gets a good look at a photograph of the man, they remark that he looks like [[Series/ParksAndRecreation Ron Swanson]] with a shaved head. This prompts reactions like Lewis saying "Why did I burn down my house? I have this permission slip here!" and Nash supplying "Don't tell me what I'm about, son."
*** Then; Brad has this reaction, at the Mug Shot; "Dad!?".
* 5/12/15: Nash shows a video from Thailand where a man [[CargoShip has sex with a car]]. Tara's response? "Well, now we know where Franchise/{{Transformers}} come from..." Nash ''dies'' laughing.
** She then amends her statement with "At least the shitty offensive [[Film/TransformersFilmSeries Michael Bay Transformers]]."
* 5/25/15: (Grandma vs. Robot) Tara mentions that the Sephora ''50 Shades of Grey''-branded makeup was ''all brown''. Nash responds, "...You had one job."
** One southern sex ed teacher shows ''50 Shades'' in her classroom, while a southern math teacher ''lets students have sex in an empty classroom, even supplying them with condoms''. Tara immediately dubs them [[Music/BadLipReading Redneck Avengers]].
* 6/1/15: (Open With The Handy) Nash facepalms at the story of a man who tried to get away from cops by stealing a man's electric wheelchair, as well as his phone. It's a story worthy of a Douchequake!
* 6/8/15: One story has a man, apparently neither drunk or on drugs, climbing onto and dancing on top of a parked police vehicle... to ward off vampires. [[FridgeLogic In the middle of broad daylight.]] Tara and (reluctantly) Nash agree that since no one was attacked by a vampire, it had to have worked.
* 6/15/15: (Five Nights at Realdolls): At the end, instead of doing cute little kitty things, Miracle farts on camera.
* 6/22/15: (Annie, Get Your Gun (Out of There)): A story reminds Tara of a Burger King promotional site called "Subservient Chicken", a chicken in a garter and stockings which will do what you type into a command bar. Someone in the chat finds a copy of the site. Nash becomes very scared of what he sees. Particularly when he tells it to run, it gets down into an Olympic start position before charging full tilt at the camera, making Nash scream.
-->'''Nash''': AHHHHHHH!!! MOTHERFUCKER!!!
* 6/29/15: (Chicken Slayer Romance): When asked if he was prepared to co-host, Creator/ChaosD1 held up a bottle and flask of booze.
* 07/21/15: (My Milkshakes Bring all the Cops to the Yard) Two words: ''vagina robbery''. The article was surprisingly brief on details, as well, so both Nash and Tara couldn't figure out the how or why-- especially since, as Tara pointed out, money is potentially covered in germs.
** The chat also decided "Cocaine Pussy Robbery" would be a good name for a rap song.
** In another story, a burglar is identified because of a sex toy he left behind. Tara immediately starts speculating about what the sex toy is, up to and including a dildo on a pogo stick. Nash gets up and leaves the room.
* 7/27/15: (The Mysterious Pooper): A man has been pooping on a Norwegian golf course for ten years and Nash and Tara wonder who would possibly do this. Enter Dan, with a roll of toilet paper. Nash's laughter lasts a whole forty seconds.
** Somewhat before that: the golf course owner said that the mystery pooper "...Must be someone who, for whatever reason, hates the game of golf." Nash's response? "Motherfucker, you don't need a reason to hate the game of golf!"
* 8/3/15: (God Hates Banjos): Tara gleefully admitting she watched the Guardians of the Galaxy porn parody (starring Groin), much to Nash's dismay.
* 8/10/15: (The Bee Train): Tara's face when Nash is reading the story about the man with the cardboard box of bees in a subway station. Especially her grimace when the man offers to demonstrate the box's strength by kicking it.
* 9/28/15: (Half-Cocked) This exchange:
-->'''Nash:''' So LetMeGetThisStraight, [[ItMakesSenseInContext you want to run around your house]] [[VideoGame/SaintsRow with a giant dildo bat]], [[WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes killing spiders]].
-->'''Tara:''' [[CloudCuckooLander It would work]].
** Especially funny if you are familiar with the [=LP'er=] {{LetsPlay/Mangaminx}}, who once [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ick9br2AG0A killed a spider with a dildo]].
* 10/12/15: (Drunk and Naked Science): Tara (inadvertently, as she is wont to do) guesses Airbus' method of getting more people into a plane - by stacking them on top of each other. She's not pleased to realize that her joke is spot-on.
* 10/19/15: (Wheels on 'Exploding' Fire): During a story about a man who drove a van full of live ammunition over a garbage fire to put it out, the chat says it sounds like something Arlo would do. Nash proceeds to explain the thought process in Arlo-ese.
** Honestly the only way it could have been funnier is if he had added subtitles when he put it up on youtube
* 10/26/15: (The Witch Next Door): The show opens with Tara in cracked doll makeup and stroking a cat skeleton saying [[Series/TheTwilightZone "Hi, I'm Talking Tara."]]
-->'''Nash:''' Goodnight, everyone!
* 12/29/15: (Christmas Goat War): Nash played a parody song "The Most WTF Time of the Week" by M Sipher and David A. Scott JR. It can be listened [[https://soundcloud.com/msipher/the-most-wtf-time-of-the-week here]] and it is glorious.
* 12/29/15: (That Doesn't Go There 2015): One of the headlines reads "Man pulls pistol on St. Paul sex shop clerk, demands new penis pump" and the incident occurred on Christmas Day. Tara immediately looks towards Dan and says "You told me you were going out for beer!" Nash absolutely loses it.
** Further proof that Tara should try stand-up: A story has a man drive a Dodge Challenger through two businesses, a tax accountant and a casket shop. Tara immediately decrees that since the only two certainties in life are "death and taxes", and the man was driving a Challenger, he was literally "challenging life's only certainties". Nash could only stare for a minute with his mouth agape while the whole chat [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome applauded.]]
** Recounting the various objects people have inserted into their bodies this past year, Nash gets to a man who inserted a drinking straw into his genitalia while high on meth. Tara claims that her fiancee Dan is off screen doing just that. A moment later, Dan's hand enters the frame to offer her a drinking straw.
* 1/18/16: (Toxic Stupid Syndrome): Things Grady[[labelnote:*]]Nash's new kitten[[/labelnote]] Likes:
-->'''Nash:''' Grady likes sleep... he likes food... [[ToiletHumor he likes pooping]]... he likes the feather toy...
** Things Grady Hates:
--->'''Nash:''' Grady doesn't like when I stand up. Grady doesn't like when I walk anywhere in his vicinity. He doesn't like when I sit on the floor anywhere nearby him. [[http://i.imgur.com/nfYsgXV.png Grady doesn't like being picked up.]] Grady doesn't like when I make any kind of random noise: cough, sneeze, clearing my throat, hates that shit! Grady does not like when I change clothes; he really doesn't like that! Grady does not like when I open the door; Grady does not like when I ''close'' the door! Grady doesn't like when ''a duck farts '''two miles away!"'''''
** Also, from Twitter:
--->'''Nash:''' Tip for cat owners: nothing silences a whining cat like a 12oz. soda belch. I think mine is in shock."
* 2/1/16: (We All Need the D): The episode opens with Nash saying hi to Miracle while Tara scratches her butt...and she grunts back at him.
* 2/15/16: (Hands at 10 and 6): Since Tara and Dan are visiting his family, they're present for the show this week. When Nash narrates a compilation article about sex injury data, he talks about one reported incident where a man got PVC pipe and a horse halter ring stuck on his penis, causing Dan's mom to burst out laughing in the background. Despite her insistence that the show [[ActuallyPrettyFunny is hysterical]], an embarrassed Nash buries his head in his hands.
* 2/22/16: (Drunkey Monkey Knifey): Talking about accents:
-->'''Tara:''' I don't have an accent! Y'all have an accent!
-->'''Dan (offscreen):''' You realize you just said "y'all" when talking about....
-->'''Tara:''' Oh, shut up!
** Later, discussing a guy who set fire to his house with a blowtorch trying to unfreeze his pipes:
--->'''Tara (to Dan, offscreen):''' Do you have a blowtorch?
--->'''Dan (after a pause):''' Yes.
--->'''Tara:''' SHIT.
* 3/21/16: (This is for Brodie): After a poorly phrased segue from Nash:
-->'''Tara:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext Hey Dan, did you know I'm a woman?]]
--> '''Dan (offscreen):''' Really? I thought I was gay.
** Also, when talking about a man stealing a video game, Nash makes a joke about the criminal stealing a Pokemon game. Which makes Tara ask if Pokemon is a video game, leaving Nash completely speechless for about a minute.
* 5/9/16 (Al-Gebra): Dan demonstrating how much nail polish Tara has.
-->''[He comes on screen holding a box, shakes it, and puts it back]''\\
'''Tara:''' (embarrassed) That's my nail polish. That's just the ones I use most often. \\
''[He shakes another box from just off-screen]''\\
'''Tara:''' It's only a half-hour bit.\\
''[He shakes another box from just off-screen]''\\
'''Tara:''' [[UpToEleven And don't bring the rolling cart from upstairs]].\\
''[[[OverlyLongGag He shakes another box from just off-screen]]]''\\
'''Dan:''' There's more.
* 6/27/16 (Price Check on Meat and Two Veg): Nash and Tara reenacting the reactions of the firemen after reading a story of a teenage girl getting stuck in a Barney the Dinosaur head and the fire department having to free her:
--> '''Nash:''' (fake southern accent) My daughter is stuck inside a dinosaur!
--> '''Tara:''' (imitating a firefighter) She got stuck in a what, ''now''?
--> '''Nash:''' (imitating another firefighter) She got stuck in a dinosaur.... (sigh) Ma'am, have you been drinking?!
* 7/11/16 (Bae Interns Get Lit) : Dan apparently engaged in, as Nash put, a weekend-long dick measuring contest with Creator/JohnRhysDavies during [=ConnectiCon=], in continuation of a ''previous argument'' from New York Comic Con, over the value of Dan's doctorate in psychology. Hell, it was ''the only reason he even went to the con.''
** From the same con, Tara saying she caught a Pikachu, despite not having Pokemon Go.
---> '''Nash:''' Those were cosplayers, Tara.
* 7/25/16 (Ron's Creamy Surprise) A commenter sums up Dan and Tara's relationship. Note that it also works the other way around.
--> '''Tara (reading):''' ''"Tara is one of those people that you can be in love with and terrified of at the same time."''
--> (Turns around)
--> '''Tara:''' Dan-
--> '''Dan (offscreen, and pretty much instantly): Yes!'''
** [=McDonald's=] in New Zealand had a site where you could customize your own burger,which was taken down after it was hijacked by inappropriate suggestions, including "Ron's Creamy Surprise," which was just a pile of mayonnaise. Nash was laughing his ass off.
* 8/1/16 (The Wrath of Dickface Johnson): At the beginning of the show, the special guest, the Rap Critic, told the story of graduating from his college to get a picture of a turtle instead of a diploma, leaving Nash speechless.
** The titular story, a gentleman who, when arrested, said that he had the alias of 'Dickface Johnson'. Predictably, Nash and RC had a field day.
* 8/22/16 (If This Van is a'Rockin...): A story that cracks Nash up all the way through reading it:
--> '''Nash''': Dad mistakenly eats kid's pot brownies. Nebraskan, 53, crawled on floor, called cat a 'bitch'.
* 9/5/16 '(The Naked Candy Bandit): Since the episode was recorded on Grady's birthday, Nash makes him wear a blue party hat (that's completely covering one of his eyes). Grady gives the camera a look that screams "I will murder you in your sleep."
* 9/12/16 (Twin Towers of Savings): A story involving a "school history day", an event which involves children going to school dressed up as famous historical figures. Pretty much almost immediately Tara sees red flags;
--> '''Tara (wary):''' ... There's a lot of historical people you shouldn't send your kid to school as...?
--> '''Nash:''' You know what, you're on the right track. Holy shit, are you on the right track.
--> '''Tara (fearing the worst):''' ... Okay... I'm waiting to see a five-year-old dressed like Hitler...
--> '''Nash:''' ''- You know what!?''
--> (And yes, of course the story is of a child going to school dressed up as Hitler)
* 9/19/16 (The Dread Gazebo):
** Nash is annoyed that with all the birthday presents he got Grady, the cat's favourite toy is the lid of a fruit cup.
** As Nash reads a story about a man who stole and crashed a [=DeLorean=], he gets so annoyed by the article's ''Film/BackToTheFuture'' references that he reads the article in a derp voice.
* 9/26/16 (Little Electronic Vajayjays): Tara explaining why drilling a hole in an iPhone won't create a headphone jack... using sexual metaphor. Nash cracks up the whole time.
** [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Tara calling Peggie and Dottie whores]]
* 10/3/16 (The Acid Evangelical): Linkara's first line pretty much sums up the tone for the night.
--> '''Linkara, blurry, muffled, and wearing a jack-o-lantern on his head:''' All right, [[ItMakesSenseInContext I'm ready for the threeway.]][[note]] Tara is away that night, but [[WebVideo/BadMovieBeatdown Matthew is also guesting at Nash's place.]][[/note]]
* In the wrap-up for the Halloween 2016 episode, when discussing a man who [[TheresNoKillLikeOverkill lit his house on fire while trying to burn away weeds]], Tara remarks "The list of things to which fire is the solution is finite." She then immediately looks to her side and says "Shut up." A few seconds later, you can hear her husband Dan responding "It really isn't."
** Tara's audio went robot for a short while, replacing all her words with beeps.
* 10/11/16 (Snitches Get Hot Pink Stitches): Nash and Tara are talking about a time-honored tradition, a fight breaking out at a Chuck E Cheese during a birthday party. Nash mentions how his 10th birthday party was pretty normal with pizza, Transformers and video games. And then we see just how wise Nash has gotten to Tara's stories.
-->'''Tara:''' I'd hate to tell you what my 10th birthday party was.
-->'''Nash:''' Did you just do Film/ThePurge or something, your stories are horrible.
** The best part: she had a Statue of Liberty-themed birthday party.
* 10/17/16 (Gasoline Abhors a vacuum): For Nash's birthday, Mike sent him a novelty Rastafarian hat. He puts it on and looks hilariously miserable. He later puts it on Grady, who is having none of it. Tara thinks Grady's fitting, as "he's white, lazy and culturally insensitive".
--> '''Tara, to the tune of "I Shot the Sheriff":''' I ate the catnip, but I did not eat the Fancy Feast!
* 11/21/16 (Playing Chopsticks the Hard Way): A man had an entire neighborhood Citizens Arrest him for menacing them with an air horn. What makes it is the mans mugshot, which has Nash doubled over laughing.
--> '''Tara''': [[https://mgtvwcmh.files.wordpress.com/2016/11/john_nuggent_mugshot.jpg?w=650 This is an Air Horn given human form!]]
* 12/13/16 (Traffic Blows): The entire intro with Nash's complete befuddlement over Tara's 'majestic Christmas hippo', producer Mike's Santa sweater gift for Dan and then praising Dottie for being the only creature in the house with sense and lauding her attempts to destroy the aforementioned hippo.
* 1/3/17 (Samurai Donut Shop): Before the episode started, ''something'' went wrong with the audio on Tara, turning all of her speech into unrecognizable (yet musical) beeps. The chat instantly made comparisons to Music/DaftPunk.
* 1/9/17 ([=WiFi=] Proof Underwear): Right when Nash is introducing the CES stories, Dan suddenly walks on-screen with a box with Peggy in it and puts it on the kitten tower. And then she proceeds to claw at Tara anytime her hand comes near.
* 2/6/17 (Really High Mass): It's finally official: the show's getting a 'This Week in Spicer' segment, detailing whatever nonsense White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer has been getting up to.
** In the previous episode, it was revealed that Tara got Grady (Nash's cat) a treat-toy, that you fill with treats and give to the cat, whereupon they knock over the toy to shake the treats out of. In this episode, we learn that Grady TookAThirdOption and simply ''[[CuttingTheKnot decapitated the toy and ate all of the treats inside]]''. It was nearly ''two months'' before Nash found the toy's head.
** When reading an article, Nash flubs a line slightly: instead of saying a man was wearing a balaclava[[note]]a face mask[[/note]], he was wearing a baklava[[note]]a pastry[[/note]], though he notes that the latter would've made just as much sense.
* 3/20/17 (One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Butt Fish): Upon finding out Tara has never seen ''Film/TheGoonies'', Nash expresses disappointment at her never having seen 'an American cultural touchstone'. And then this conversation takes place.
--> '''Tara''': I've seen ''Film/{{Gremlins}}'', isn't that the same thing?
--> '''Nash''': *facepalm*
--> '''Dan''': *laughs*
--> '''Nash''': It's Spielberg!
--> '''Tara''': Oooooh, so was Kingdom of the Crystal Skull!
** Tara, at one point, turns off-screen and yells 'oh, you're not gonna make that, oh no'. Which then leads to an amazing quote and insane laughter from Nash.
---> '''Tara''': Dottie just Gandalf'd off the other tower. [[note]]Dottie tried to jump to another level of the cat tower that had a blanket on it. She jumped, grabbed the blanket and then slid off the tower.[[/note]]
* 4/24/17 (Thousand Pound Bra): Nash demonstrates what he does when he has no good segue.
--> '''Nash''': Now let's talk about boobs.
* 5/1/17 (Shave and a Haircut, Two Clips): Discussing the Amazon Echo Look camera, built to rate your outfit, and the inevitability of it being hacked, Nash and Tara already know what hackers are gonna see.
--> '''Nash, with Grady in his lap''': The only furry little dick you're gonna see is this thing.
* 5/29/17 (Midnight (Pigeon) Express): Nash and Tara are discussing the story of 3 people who got busted for having a threesome in a closed restaurant. As they begin to move on, Tara spots a truly special comment. For the first time in the show's history, someone in the chat revealed that they had a direct connection to someone in a story. In this case, a viewer went to high school with one of the perps.
* 6/12/17 (911 Is A Joke In Your Town): [[WebVideo/TheIsleOfRangoon Sunny Jim]] makes a guest appearance. Their first story has a mother bear and her cubs take over {{Dracula}}'s castle. Tara suggests that one of those bear cubs is [[Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire Lyanna]] [[Series/GameOfThrones Mormont]], while Jim declares:
-->[[Literature/{{Goldilocks}} This blood is too positive, this blood is too negative...]]
** Apparently, in her LARP - ing days, Tara wanted a Ghoul Hippo, while in ''his'' LARP - ing days, Nash had a friend who employed a Ghoul Raccoon.
** In the coda:
---> '''Jim''': We haven't had a celebratory nude food thing, have we?
---> '''Nash''': No.
---> '''Jim''': *mimes throwing off a shirt* [[LargeHam This quiche was amazing!!]]
* 8/22/17 (The One That Didn't Get Away): Nash as a drunk [[WesternAnimation/TheLittleMermaid1989 Ariel.]] Just all of it.
* 8/28/17 (Everybody's Free To Wear Sunscreen): Nash, Tara and Dan get into a discussion about why men would want fake guns.
--> '''Nash''': It's the same reason men stuff socks down the front of their shorts, Tara.
--> '''Dan''': *gestures to the screen in agreement*
--> '''Tara''': *pointing at Dan* He told me that was cause they were absorbent.
--> '''Nash''': *bursts out laughing*
--> '''Dan''': *laughing* [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Well done. I'm not even mad. Well done.]]
--> '''Tara''': *grins*
* 9/18/17 (The Hamburger): Tara was off for two weeks. She makes up for lost time by utterly breaking Nash... before the show proper starts. She did so by telling him about [[http://www.puppetryofthepenis.com/ Puppetry of the Penis.]] NSFW.
* 10/9/17 (Sobriety Not Guaranteed): When discussing a story about a pumpkin spice air freshener causing a school evacuation, Tara mentions that now would be a good time to have Dan on (who was elsewhere that night) because he could tell everyone if there were poison gases that smelled like pumpkin spice. However, he was watching since he texted Tara within 30 seconds to confirm that there are indeed no poison gases that smell like pumpkin spice.
* 12/4/17 (Drunk Possum Hero): The discussion concerning a Florida opossum breaking into a liquor store and getting drunk on bourbon.
* 12/11/17 (Murderbush): Tara was off for a week. She makes up for lost time by utterly breaking Nash before the show proper starts...again. This time, she did so by telling him about her and Dan's trip to Uranus, Missouri. Bsaically, all the UranusIsShowing and DeepSouth stereotypes you could ever think of all rolled into one.
* 12/19/17 (Free Liver Inscription): Grady interrupts the show to wave his tail in Nash's face.
* 01/14/18 (There's Something on the Wing of the Plane): When the show starts with a chainsaw story, you know that the episode is filled with crazy. To elaborate, the stories are:
** A man with a chainsaw yelling racial slurs at his neighbor.
** A man breaking into a pharmacy with a backhoe.
** A Russian man stealing a tank and smashing it into an open supermarket to steal a single bottle of wine.
** A man who was getting fed up of waiting to disembark his plane so he leaves through the emergency exit and climbing onto the wing.
** A flight that had to get diverted because someone vandalized no less than two bathrooms and tried to flush his shirt.
** A man overdosing on Viagra before running around naked through an airport and throwing his own poop at people.
* 2/19/18 (Yes, Australia is a Country): Nash picking up Grady, holding him like a baby and trying to keep a conversation with Tara going while Grady paws and bites at his hand. And then when he puts him down, Grady spends a good half minute thwapping Nash with his tail, almost as revenge.
* 3/26/18 (The Limits of Duct Tape): In a story about a lawyer showing a dissatisfied client a picture of his testicles after cancer surgery, Nash breaks out into [[Music/{{Nickelback}} "Look at this photograph!"]]. This would be funny enough on a normal night, but standing in for Tara is Luke from WebVideo/RockedReviews, who did a Regretting the Past review of that album, a video that Nash himself was in.
* 9/10/18 (Stop Shooting the Ghost): The last story features a magical story about a naked man who got drunk and high off his ass at 9 in the morning, tried to make cookies on his George Foreman Grill, tried to put out the resulting fire with dry towels, and when the police showed up to investigate, he simply opened his door, said "I'm sorry," and closed the door again like nothing happened. Both Nash and Dan had trouble keeping a straight face just ''reading'' the story.
* 11/19/18 (The Testimatic): Luke, who doesn't swear, tries to diplomatically paraphrase a quote from the "Suspicious Dart Farts" story. Nash has none of it.
* 12/24/18 (Flamethrower vs Angel): [[https://youtu.be/x7ZOEKus3lA?t=1288 Midway into the show]], Loki begins constantly barking, which an offscreen Sarah points out it's due to Christmas fireworks outside, to which Nash indignantly reacts to the idea fireworks on Christmas (which likewise prompts an equally-annoyed Dan, [[StuffBlowingUp of all people]], to throw his hands up at the idea and Tara to complain the fireworks in their area are likewise frightening Simba). It gets better. When Nash tries to start the next story, he can't get past the first few words of the article as he keeps getting interrupted from another firework from going off and therefore freaking poor Loki out once again, to a point it almost seems like it's perfectly timed JUST to interrupt Nash's attempts to read the story. This goes on for about 5 minutes, prompting laughter from everyone at the absurd timing each time.
** The last story, which involves a metal band that Dan listens to. Before reading the headline and outlining the stupidity, Nash bets Dan on how much the story will surprise the latter. And does it?
---> '''Dan''': Alright, I am surprised.
* 1/7/19 (Karate for Beginners) The title story has a woman managing to escape her would-be kidnapper before running into a nearby karate studio for help. When the kidnapper follows her into the studio, the karate instructor, still in his karate garb, politely asks the man to leave. Not only does the man refuse to leave, he then tries to [[BullyingADragon take a swing at the instructor]]. [[CurbStompBattle No prizes for guessing what happens next]], as the suspect later needed to be carried out on a stretcher following his arrest.
* 2/11/19 (Octogenarian Battle Royale): While discussing the titular story, about a brawl breaking out in an old folks home over a bingo dispute, Tara relays a story about her doing some help at a bingo game. When saying that 'not picking the right balls' has become a motif in her life...well, [[https://youtu.be/WHUuKjuxxEs?t=1653 Dan's reaction has to be seen to be believed]].
* 4/2/19 (Wa Wa What?) Nash has been diagnosed with dangerously low levels of Vitamin D, for which his doctor has given him high-dose supplements.
-->'''Tara''': You could hang out in the sun...?
--> (''{{Beat}}'')
--> '''Nash''': So I'm taking these pills.
* 5/20/19 (Someone is WRONG on the Internet) takes its title to its logical conclusion.
--> '''Nash''': Have you ever had a moment online, when the need to prove someone wrong has outweighed your own self-preservation instincts?
-->(''Dan raises his hand in the background'')
* 6/3/19 (Propane Accessories (After the Fact)) In one of the stories, a man lead police on a car chase and tried to jump the bridge. He then fled the vehicle. He left his prosthetic leg behind. ''He escaped.''
* 6/17/19 (Grand Theft Amish) where the first story has Nash considering renaming the show to "[[HereWeGoAgain It Happened Again]]" because of the amount of stories that keep happening.
* 9/2/19 (If You Give a Bear a Timbit) The last story itself is hilarious on its own, but guest host Zenith puts the TitleDrop as such:
-->'''Zenith:''' If you give a moose a muffin, it'll probably want some jam. If you give a bear a Timbit, it's gonna eat your arm!
* 12/9/19 (Let It Snow): During the opening, Tara reveals an ornament she'd had for a while (it used to be of Santa pulling a sleigh with a hippo in it, but due to being dropped/mauled by cats, it now is just the hippo, minus a few limbs). It had a speaker that originally played "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas" inside, but after years of abuse and dying batteries, it now just sounds like it's [[ToiletHumour rhythmically farting]].
** And as a cap-off to 12/30/19's Rectalspective, Tara duets the farting ornament and the singing one. ItMakesSenseInContext.
* 5/11/20 (Red Red Wine): The last story is about a man who pulled off some Mad Max-worthy stunts, leaping onto a moving truck to... drink the wine out of it. Nash and Tara are baffled at how the act seemingly took a lot of planning and was so stupid at the same time.
* 6/1/20: Nash giving a Civil War lesson for the ages as he tells the story of the ill-fated ''H. L. Hunley''. In particular, the fact that this horrible excuse for a prototype submarine did more casualties to ''the Confederates'' over two test runs and its launch than the Union, including ''its designer''.
-->'''Tara:''' How did they find a second set of people willing to do this?
* 9/14/20 (A Challenge for the Rinse Cycle): Tara points behind her and tells the story of how they don't have cat towers with toys because the 'big fella back here' [[note]]Simba, sitting next to Dan[[/note]] keeps eating the string and pooping it out. And then as Nash introduces the next story, Tara mentions 3 simple words from the chat.
-->'''Tara:''' 'Dan or Simba?'
** There's also the end, where Grady lays in his basket and Nash plays with him. In a strange reversal of roles, while Tara is talking like a normal person, Nash is giving Grady belly rubs and making strange noises while getting his hand gnawed on.
* 10/13/20: In a weird re-run, we once again have a story involving a threesome in an inappropriate place where someone knows one of the people involved. This time around was a case where a priest had a threeway on an altar and filmed it. For bonus, the other two participants were dominatrixes. For double bonus, the person who knew her was ''Dan.''
* 10/26/20: Appropriately for the show's content half the time, Nash's Halloween costume this year is [[Franchise/DuckTales Launchpad]] [[CaptainCrash McQuack]].
* 1/19/21 (Scent of a Woman): Nash and Tara mention how they're looking forward to having regular weirdness (i.e. not involving the Trump administration) on the show. They the hit the ground running with stories about a vagina-scented candle explosion, a car thief mouthing off to this victim about leaving her child unattended, a serial toilet thief and a man whose first day at work involved injecting bath salts and fentanyl (at the same time, no less) before going on a drug-fueled rampage.

---> Nash" "What, that vaguely alarm-sounding alarm sound? I'm gonna guess...it's a chicken."

--->'''Nash:''' It is not lightning. It does not resemble lightning, it does not behave like lightning, and it does not function like lightning. They bear about as much similarity as Silly Putty does to a gorilla's asshole.
** "The Doctor magics up a cure for Lazlo, and Frank arranges for him to spend the rest of his hideous, freakish days dwelling in aqualor in Hooverville so he and Tallulah can live happily ever after. Fun fact: pigs have corkscrew penises. Just sayin'."

* 10/13/2020: In a weird re-run, we once again have a story involving a threesome in an inappropriate place where someone knows one of the people involved. This time around was a case where a priest had a threeway on an altar and filmed it. For bonus, the other two participants were dominatrixes. For double bonus, the person who knew her was ''Dan.''

* ''The Return of Series/TheIncredibleHulk'':

* The ''Trial Of Series/TheIncredibleHulk'' review is full of hilarious commentary by Nash, Linkara, and Film Brain to the point where the whole episode could be considered a CMOF.

* 10/13/2020: In a weird re-run, we once again have a story involving a threesome in an inappropriate place where someone knows one of the people involved. This time around was a case where a priest had a threeway on an altar and filmed it. For bonus, the other two participants were dominatrixes. For double bonus, the person known was one of the dominatrixes, and the person who knew her was ''Dan.''

* 10/13/2020: After 10 years, there is finally a story where someone present for the show knows someone in a story. The story in question was a case where a priest had a threeway on an alter, filmed it, the other two participants were dominatrixes, the person known was one of the dominatrixes, and the person who knew her was ''Dan.''

--->'''Nash:''' This is radiation. It does not look like lightning, or act like lightning. It is not lightning. It is radiation.