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* In a sense, Excalibur Umbra's passive is both funny and heartwarming. When you go into operator mode, Excalibur Umbra would follow you everywhere, even in points where the operator is required to go alone. Considering Excalibur Umbra's past and memories, he acts very much like an OverprotectiveDad who wants to [[PapaWolf protect his child]] no matter where they go.

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* In a sense, Excalibur Umbra's passive is both funny and heartwarming. When you go into operator mode, Excalibur Umbra would follow you everywhere, even in points where the operator is required to go alone. Considering Excalibur Umbra's past and memories, he acts very much like an OverprotectiveDad overprotective parent who wants to [[PapaWolf protect his child]] no matter where they go.
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(When the Nox is killed) ''[[BigWhat WHAT?!]] You pathetic! MEAT! '''PILES! CAN'T YOU STOP ONE?! PUNY?! MAGGOT?! FROM SQUIRMING AWAY?! AAAARGH!!!'''''\\
(''Referring to the'' ''[[AttackOfTheFiftyFootWhatever Teralyst]]'' ''[[EldritchAbomination Eidolon]],'' ''and in uncharacteristic awe'') ''It's...beautiful. It's so beautiful.'' '''[[SuddenlyShouting KILL IT]].'''''

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(When the Nox is killed) ''[[BigWhat WHAT?!]] You WHAT?!]]'' ''You pathetic! MEAT! '''PILES! MEAT!'' '''''PILES! CAN'T YOU STOP ONE?! PUNY?! MAGGOT?! FROM SQUIRMING AWAY?! AAAARGH!!!'''''\\
(''Referring to the'' ''[[AttackOfTheFiftyFootWhatever Teralyst]]'' ''[[EldritchAbomination Eidolon]],'' ''and in uncharacteristic awe'') ''It's...beautiful. It's so beautiful.'' '''[[SuddenlyShouting '''''[[SuddenlyShouting KILL IT]].'''''
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(''Referring to the'' ''[[AttackOfTheFiftyFootWhatever Teralyst]]'' ''[[EldritchAbomination Eidolon]],'' ''and in uncharacteristic awe'') ''It's...beautiful. It's so beautiful. '''[[SuddenlyShouting KILL IT]].'''''

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(''Referring to the'' ''[[AttackOfTheFiftyFootWhatever Teralyst]]'' ''[[EldritchAbomination Eidolon]],'' ''and in uncharacteristic awe'') ''It's...beautiful. It's so beautiful. '' '''[[SuddenlyShouting KILL IT]].'''''
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(Referring to the [[AttackOfTheFiftyFootWhatever Teralyst]] [[EldritchAbomination Eidolon]]) ''It's...beautiful. It's so beautiful. [[SuddenlyShouting KILL IT]]!''

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(Referring (''Referring to the [[AttackOfTheFiftyFootWhatever Teralyst]] [[EldritchAbomination Eidolon]]) the'' ''[[AttackOfTheFiftyFootWhatever Teralyst]]'' ''[[EldritchAbomination Eidolon]],'' ''and in uncharacteristic awe'') ''It's...beautiful. It's so beautiful. [[SuddenlyShouting '''[[SuddenlyShouting KILL IT]]!''IT]].'''''

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* Veilbreaker sees the long awaited return of Kahl. What people might not have seen coming? [[UnexpectedCharacter Daughter Entrati]] is his mission control. Three quarters of everything they say to each other is utterly hilarious
** Between missions it's possible to activate Kahl's comlink in the drifter camp to trigger even more dialogue between them. Many of these are actually quite serious discussions between Kahl and Daughter; on one occasion though;

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* When doing an Exterminate bounty against the Corpus on the Zariman, Cavalero will sometimes refer to the enemies as "Granum clowns" (a {{pun}} on the Granum Crowns they use as currency).
* Veilbreaker sees the long awaited return of Kahl. What people might not have seen coming? [[UnexpectedCharacter Daughter Entrati]] is his mission control. Three quarters of everything they say to each other is utterly hilarious
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** Between missions it's possible to activate Kahl's comlink in the drifter camp to trigger even more dialogue between them. Many of these are actually quite serious discussions between Kahl and Daughter; on one occasion though;though...
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* As part of Devstream #269, Rebecca Ford was asked to read the more... [[FailOSuckyname intriguing]] Kuva Lich name in her Lotus voice. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0fz2DCLTB0 She barely manages to get past the first]] without {{Corpsing}}, ending with her breaking into raucous laughter when she encounters a Lich named ''[[FluffyTheTerrible Bopp Bipp]]''.

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* As part of Devstream #269, Rebecca Ford was asked to read the more... [[FailOSuckyname intriguing]] Kuva Lich name in her Lotus voice. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0fz2DCLTB0 com/watch?v=seDMC8e2Vy4 She barely manages to get past the first]] without {{Corpsing}}, ending with her breaking into raucous laughter when she encounters a Lich named ''[[FluffyTheTerrible Bopp Bipp]]''.
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* Most of the Parazon finisher animations are very grandiose and admittedly pretty cool, but special mention has to go to the frontal MOA finisher, which consists of roundhouse kicking the poor thing in the face and then simultaneously stiff-arming the Parazon into its head while performing a football juke. What makes it even better is how abrupt the whole animation is as if the developers accidentally carried a zero and made it faster than it should be.
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** Ordis's reaction to finding out the Tenno plans to raise a [[CoolPet Kubrow]] on the ship.

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** Ordis's reaction to finding out the Tenno plans to raise a [[CoolPet Kubrow]] Kubrow on the ship.

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'''Hok:''' ''"No, Pedlek, I will '''not''' be attending your poetry recital. Hok would rather get a plate in his head and collect'' magnets. ''How may I serve?''

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'''Hok:''' ''"No, Pedlek, I will '''not''' be attending your poetry recital. Hok would rather get a plate in his head and collect'' magnets. ''How may I serve?''serve?''\\
'''Hok:''' ''Today's special is a thing of such beauty that I had to slap Pedlek for looking at it indecently!''

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* The majority of ''The New War'' is a horrific scenario where TheBadGuyWins and turns the origin system into a total dystopia. But one of the few golden moments of levity is the operator meeting their alternate timeline self, the drifter, and being absolutely baffled. Even the drifter's explanation just leaves them holding their head in their hands with an expression that just ''screams'' being 100% done with the nonsense of the void.
** One moment that's also complete ''gold'' is when the Drifter goes to talk to Hunhow. After a sequence in which you have to fight through Veiled Grineer basically sent to their deaths, with the Stalker shadowing you the whole way, the lights go out. The Drifter finds themselves face to face with Hunhow, Stalker's scythe at their throat... and after some tense negotiations, the Drifter asks for ''Hunhow'''s help. The ''Stalker'' does what can only be described as a headsnap DoubleTake that reads as "what the '''''fuck'''''???"
** Another moment comes when the Drifter runs into an Archon early into the quest. Ordis does an IWarnedYou, and the Drifter, who is currently ''running for their life,'' is not having any of it.
--> '''Ordis:''' I told you! I told you! An Archon!
--> '''Drifter:''' Call the ship, smartass!
* While it comes at the end of an incredibly high-stakes showdown with Ballas and Erra, the Man In The Wall's brief appearance at the end of ''The New War''. It essentially amounts to him showing up with a massive shit-eating grin on his face, reciting some vague and ominous poetry, and then promptly leaving as quickly as he came. Not only is this essentially [[CharacterExaggeration a nigh-perfect distillation of his character up til now]], the fact that he manages to still come across as a massive troll despite being a freaky eldritch statue is deserving of kudos on DE's part.
** Also, look at the statue itself: A Vitruvian-Manlike figure with a colossal shit-eating grin... embedded into a stone wall. The Man in the Wall is ''[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin literally a man in a wall]]''[[note]]assuming this is his true form, and not the usual trolling[[/note]].
* After you regain your Warframes and Void abilities, you inspect the now restored orbiter. Ordis is not pleased to find out that the Helminth is still there.
** Speaking of regaining your Warframes, getting back into your 'frame is slightly different depending on if you brought the Operator or Drifter. The Operator nonchalantly performs a few flexes and stretches, as if to say "it's good to be back". Drifter on the other hand, having never piloted a Warframe before, figures that it [[TemptingFate "can't be harder than riding a horse"]]... before stumbling and nearly tripping over themself on transferring in.



* As much as Operation Scarlet Spear can [[NightmareFuel invoke a sense of dread]] over the now-kickstarted New War, there's still a small comedic relief to be had in the shadow of the Sentient invasion.

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* As much as Operation Scarlet Spear can [[NightmareFuel invoke a sense of dread]] over the now-kickstarted then-kickstarted New War, there's still a small comedic relief to be had in the shadow of the Sentient invasion.



* The majority of ''The New War'' is a horrific scenario where TheBadGuyWins and turns the origin system into a total dystopia. But one of the few golden moments of levity is the operator meeting their alternate timeline self, the drifter, and being absolutely baffled. Even the drifter's explanation just leaves them holding their head in their hands with an expression that just ''screams'' being 100% done with the nonsense of the void.
** One moment that's also complete ''gold'' is when the Drifter goes to talk to Hunhow. After a sequence in which you have to fight through Veiled Grineer basically sent to their deaths, with the Stalker shadowing you the whole way, the lights go out. The Drifter finds themselves face to face with Hunhow, Stalker's scythe at their throat... and after some tense negotiations, the Drifter asks for ''Hunhow'''s help. The ''Stalker'' does what can only be described as a headsnap DoubleTake that reads as "what the '''''fuck'''''???"
** Another moment comes when the Drifter runs into an Archon early into the quest. Ordis does an IWarnedYou, and the Drifter, who is currently ''running for their life,'' is not having any of it.
--> '''Ordis:''' I told you! I told you! An Archon!
--> '''Drifter:''' Call the ship, smartass!
* While it comes at the end of an incredibly high-stakes showdown with Ballas and Erra, the Man In The Wall's brief appearance at the end of ''The New War''. It essentially amounts to him showing up with a massive shit-eating grin on his face, reciting some vague and ominous poetry, and then promptly leaving as quickly as he came. Not only is this essentially [[CharacterExaggeration a nigh-perfect distillation of his character up til now]], the fact that he manages to still come across as a massive troll despite being a freaky eldritch statue is deserving of kudos on DE's part.
** Also, look at the statue itself: A Vitruvian-Manlike figure with a colossal shit-eating grin... embedded into a stone wall. The Man in the Wall is ''[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin literally a man in a wall]]''[[note]]assuming this is his true form, and not the usual trolling[[/note]].
* After you regain your Warframes and Void abilities, you inspect the now restored orbiter. Ordis is not pleased to find out that the Helminth is still there.

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* The majority of ''The New War'' is a horrific scenario where TheBadGuyWins and turns the origin system into a total dystopia. But one of the few golden moments of levity is the operator meeting their alternate timeline self, the drifter, and being absolutely baffled. Even the drifter's explanation just leaves them holding their head in their hands with an expression that just ''screams'' being 100% done with the nonsense of the void.
** One moment that's also complete ''gold'' is when the Drifter goes to talk to Hunhow. After a sequence in which you have to fight through Veiled Grineer basically sent to their deaths, with the Stalker shadowing you the whole way, the lights go out. The Drifter finds themselves face to face with Hunhow, Stalker's scythe at their throat... and after some tense negotiations, the Drifter asks for ''Hunhow'''s help. The ''Stalker'' does what can only be described as a headsnap DoubleTake that reads as "what the '''''fuck'''''???"
** Another moment comes when the Drifter runs into an Archon early into the quest. Ordis does an IWarnedYou, and the Drifter, who is currently ''running for their life,'' is not having any of it.
--> '''Ordis:''' I told you! I told you! An Archon!
--> '''Drifter:''' Call the ship, smartass!
* While it comes at the end of an incredibly high-stakes showdown with Ballas and Erra, the Man In The Wall's brief appearance at the end of ''The New War''. It essentially amounts to him showing up with a massive shit-eating grin on his face, reciting some vague and ominous poetry, and then promptly leaving as quickly as he came. Not only is this essentially [[CharacterExaggeration a nigh-perfect distillation of his character up til now]], the fact that he manages to still come across as a massive troll despite being a freaky eldritch statue is deserving of kudos on DE's part.
** Also, look at the statue itself: A Vitruvian-Manlike figure with a colossal shit-eating grin... embedded into a stone wall. The Man in the Wall is ''[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin literally a man in a wall]]''[[note]]assuming this is his true form, and not the usual trolling[[/note]].
* After you regain your Warframes and Void abilities, you inspect the now restored orbiter. Ordis is not pleased to find out that the Helminth is still there.
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* Veilbreaker sees the long awaited return of Kahl. What people might not have seen coming? [[UnexpectedCharacter ''Daughter Entrati'']] is his mission control. Three quarters of everything they say to each other is utterly hilarious

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* Veilbreaker sees the long awaited return of Kahl. What people might not have seen coming? [[UnexpectedCharacter ''Daughter Entrati'']] Daughter Entrati]] is his mission control. Three quarters of everything they say to each other is utterly hilarious

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* Veilbreaker sees the long awaited return of Kahl. What people might not have seen coming? [[UnexpectedCharacter ''Daughter Entrati'']] is his mission control. Three quarters of everything they say to each other is utterly hilarious
** Between missions it's possible to activate Kahl's comlink in the drifter camp to trigger even more dialogue between them. Many of these are actually quite serious discussions between Kahl and Daughter; on one occasion though;
--> '''Kahl:''' [[SuddenlyShouting Emergency! Camp under attack! Worm Condrix sighted! Send assistance! Emergency!]]
--> '''Daughter:''' Kahl?! Kahl, [[CurseCutShort what the f-]]
-->'''Kahl:''' Test done. Emergency channel work fine. Brothers, stand down.
-->'''Daughter:''' We... are going to have words about this.
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--->'''Ordis:''' ''An incubator segment? '''YOU WANT TO TURN ME INTO A PETTING ZOO?--'' Ordis is happy to assist the operator in restoring ship functionality.''\\

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--->'''Ordis:''' ''An incubator segment? '''YOU WANT TO TURN ME INTO A PETTING ZOO?--'' ZOO?--''' Ordis is happy to assist the operator in restoring ship functionality.''\\



-->'''Ordis:''' Oh! Wait! Limbo, no! That's a mistake, you don't want to go there; it's too big a jump, you can't Rift Walk... [[LudicrousGibs ohhhh]] [[TeleporterAccident no.]]

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-->'''Ordis:''' Oh! Wait! Limbo, no! That's a mistake, you don't want to go there; it's too big a jump, you can't Rift Walk... [[LudicrousGibs ohhhh]] ohhhh]], [[TeleporterAccident no.]]
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\n** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2fA2iYgMuo There was a sequel.]] It was only slightly undermined by the probability that some of the most outrageous ones were almost certainly being photoshopped by Tenno with a vulgar sense of humour.
--->'''Rebecca:''' [[YouHaveGOTToBeKiddingMe I-I refuse to believe this is real.]] This is "Condom Fulito".

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** Also, look at the statue itself: A Vitruvian-Manlike figure with a colossal shit-eating grin... embedded into a stone wall. The Man in the Wall is ''[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin literally a man in a wall]]''[[note]]assuming this is his true form, and not the usual trolling[[/note]].

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** Konzu doing a mocking Vay Hek impersonation in one of his transmissions.

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** Konzu doing a mocking Vay Hek impersonation in one of his transmissions. Konzu also lands an amusingly succint (and of course, very insulting) summary of Vay Hek as a person.
---> ''Vay Hek! A two-bit despot with a mind half an inch wide, and a face like a rejected skin graft. Konzu would like you to make his life miserable! ...Well. More miserable.''
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** Another moment comes when the Drifter runs into an Archon early into the quest. Ordis does an IWarnedYou, and the Drifter, who is currently *running for their life,* is not having any of it.
--> ''Ordis:'' I told you! I told you! An Archon!
--> ''Drifter:'' Call the ship, smartass!

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** Another moment comes when the Drifter runs into an Archon early into the quest. Ordis does an IWarnedYou, and the Drifter, who is currently *running ''running for their life,* life,'' is not having any of it.
--> ''Ordis:'' '''Ordis:''' I told you! I told you! An Archon!
--> ''Drifter:'' '''Drifter:''' Call the ship, smartass!
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** Another moment comes when the Drifter runs into an Archon early into the quest. Ordis does an IWarnedYou, and the Drifter, who is currently *running for their life,* is not having any of it.
--> ''Ordis:'' I told you! I told you! An Archon!
--> ''Drifter:'' Call the ship, smartass!
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* After you regain your warframes and void abilities, you inspect the now restored orbiter. Ordis is not pleased to find out that the Helminth.

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* After you regain your warframes Warframes and void Void abilities, you inspect the now restored orbiter. Ordis is not pleased to find out that the Helminth.
Helminth is still there.
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** One moment that's also complete ''gold'' is when the Drifter goes to talk to Hunhow. After a sequence in which you have to fight through Veiled Grineer basically sent to their deaths, with the Stalker shadowing you the whole way, the lights go out. The Drifter finds themselves face to face with Hunhow, Stalker's scythe at their throat... and after some tense negotiations, the Drifter asks for ''Hunhow'''s help. The ''Stalker'' does what can only be described as a headsnap DoubleTake that reads as "what the '''''fuck'''''???"
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* The majority of ''The New War'' is a horrific scenario where TheBadGuyWins and turns the origin system into a total dystopia. But one of the few golden moments of levity is the operator meeting their alternate timeline self, the drifter, and being absolutely baffled. Even the drifter's explanation just leaves them holding their head in their hands with an expression that just ''screams'' being 100% done with the nonsense of the void.
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* While it comes at the end of an incredibly high-stakes showdown with Ballas and Erra, the Man In The Wall's brief appearance at the end of ''The New War''. It essentially amounts to him showing up with a massive shit-eating grin on his face, reciting some vague and ominous poetry, and then promptly leaving as quickly as he came. Not only is this essentially [[CharacterExaggeration a nigh-perfect distillation of his character up til now]], the fact that he manages to still come across as a massive troll despite being a freaky eldritch statue is deserving of kudos on DE's part.



* As intimidating Hek's interruption during the developer livestream was, his comment about throwing "Your beloved Lotus into the sun" is so [[{{Narm}} silly that it becomes hilarious]].

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* As intimidating Hek's interruption during the developer livestream was, his comment about throwing "Your beloved Lotus into the sun" is so [[{{Narm}} silly that it becomes hilarious]]. It also becomes HilariousInHindsight at the end of ''The New War'', where the final showdown with Ballas takes place near Sol. If only Ballas had taken Hek's advice, he might have come out on top after all.
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--> '''Nef Anyo:''' (chastised) [[BalatantLies ...No, that must be a different son]].

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--> '''Nef Anyo:''' (chastised) [[BalatantLies ...[[BlatantLies ...No, that must be a different son]].
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--> '''Nef Anyo:''' (chastised) No, that must be a different son.

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--> '''Nef Anyo:''' (chastised) [[BalatantLies ...No, that must be a different son.son]].

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* The Prime Resurgence event saw the arrival of Varzia Dax, who despite being a Dax proves to be a bundle of comedy in her own right.
** [[LoveableSexManiac Varzia alone makes up for the complete lack of presence sex has in the game]] - half her lines have her showing an, ahem, ''appreciation'' for Teshin and Maroo.
** Varzia's thoughts on the Tenno wiping out the Orokin?
--->'''Varzia''': I'm glad they're gone ''and I hope it hurt.''

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* Cephalon Cy is a veritable ''gold mine'' of funny dialogue, due in part to his completely deadpan delivery contrasted with his professionalism.
--> '''Cy:''' Visitors, your short lives are about to become crap dipped in misery.
--> '''Cy:''' A Grineer commander is using this asteroid base to broadcast propaganda. You could eat a dictionary and crap more sense than he makes.
--> '''Cy:''' Asteroid base. [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Its commander is a known war criminal, lives on Vobi butter, and smells like a blown up men's room.]] Take him out. Leave an air freshener.
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* While some animation sets for Warframes can be hilarious, Gauss's Noble animation when he has throwing secondaries out (Kunai, Hikou, Staticor, etc.) takes the cake with him running in place before stopping, looking to his side awkwardly before starting again.

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--->'''Ordis:''' ''An incubator segment? '''YOU WANT TO TURN ME INTO A PETTING ZOO?--'' Ordis is happy to assist the operator in restoring ship functionality.''
--->'''Ordis:''' ''To think it's been years since a Kubrow '''SPREAD FILTH ALL--''' graced this ship! Operator, drop the egg into the system to begin breeding-- '''DROP IT ON THE FLOOR.''' ''

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--->'''Ordis:''' ''An incubator segment? '''YOU WANT TO TURN ME INTO A PETTING ZOO?--'' Ordis is happy to assist the operator in restoring ship functionality.''
--->'''Ordis:'''
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'''Ordis:'''
''To think it's been years since a Kubrow '''SPREAD FILTH ALL--''' graced this ship! Operator, drop the egg into the system to begin breeding-- '''DROP IT ON THE FLOOR.''' ''



-->'''Ordis on the first poem:''' You'd think that the Orokin would have something better to do than scribble nursery rhymes on things. Oh well, I suppose not everything you craft can be of use.
--> '''Ordis on the second poem:''' I have no idea what that means, though if I had to describe its literary merit, I might use another word that rhymes with "witty".
--> '''Ordis on the final poem:''' My theory, whoever wrote these poems wielded Mirage so deftly that nobody dared criticize her poetry.

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-->'''Ordis on the first poem:''' You'd think that the Orokin would have something better to do than scribble nursery rhymes on things. Oh well, I suppose not everything you craft can be of use.
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'''Ordis on the second poem:''' I have no idea what that means, though if I had to describe its literary merit, I might use another word that rhymes with "witty".
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'''Ordis on the final poem:''' My theory, whoever wrote these poems wielded Mirage so deftly that nobody dared criticize her poetry.



* The ArtificialAtmosphericActions of some of Syndicate personnel in the Relay Hubs are hilarious, such as the group of New Loka on the stairs who look like they are completely stoned (including one who is fascinated by her own hands and another who looks like he's trying to control the nearby waterfall with his mind) and a couple of Perrin Sequence who are apparently trying to take apart a section of the wall behind one of the signs.

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* The ArtificialAtmosphericActions of some of the Syndicate personnel in the Relay Hubs are hilarious, such as the group of New Loka on the stairs who look like they are completely stoned (including one who is fascinated by her own hands and another who looks like he's trying to control the nearby waterfall with his mind) and a couple of Perrin Sequence who are apparently trying to take apart a section of the wall behind one of the signs.



* Even in the midst of the grimness and revelations that make up War Within, there's room for a chuckle or two.

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* Even in the midst of the grimness and revelations that make up The War Within, there's room for a chuckle or two.



** Saryn's Agile has her placing her hand on her her "face", then shaking her head in visible annoyance.

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** Saryn's Agile has her placing her hand on her her "face", then shaking her head in visible annoyance.



* In War Within, Ordis tries to comfort the Operator with elevator muzak. After learning the entire Operator segment was a BattleInTheCenterOfTheMind, one might realize the Red Queen was using it as a torture device.

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* In The War Within, Ordis tries to comfort the Operator with elevator muzak. After learning the entire Operator segment was a BattleInTheCenterOfTheMind, one might realize the Red Queen was using it as a torture device.



** The Gara Quest, coming with the Plains of Eidolon update. Two words: '''Vay'''. '''Hek'''. He's back, and '''every single line''' he has is basically him [[ChewingTheScenery chewing the entire tileset as if it was a delicious cake]] [[LargeHam and making porkchops fall from the sky for the sheer hamminess.]] While he had already fully established himself as a bombastic and over the top character, this may be just his best performance yet. Cherry on top, his "Did you think this would be so easy?" catchphrase also makes a comeback.

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** The Gara Quest, coming with the Plains of Eidolon update. Two words: '''Vay'''. '''Hek'''. He's back, and '''every single line''' he has is basically him [[ChewingTheScenery chewing the entire tileset as if it was a delicious cake]] [[LargeHam and making porkchops fall from the sky for the sheer hamminess.]] While he had already fully established himself as a bombastic and over the top over-the-top character, this may be just his best performance yet. Cherry on top, his "Did you think this would be so easy?" catchphrase also makes a comeback.



---> '''Hok:''' ''"PEDLEK! Did your mother jump around whilst pregnant? Those are not pets! Those are carnivorous as ffffffff-"'' [tenno appears] ''"-ffaaaaar as I know! Hello there! How may Hok serve?"''
---> ...
---> '''Hok:''' ''"I am a bright star surrounded by an accretion disk of cretins and ding-dongs!"''
---> '''Hok:''' ''"No, Pedlek, I will '''not''' be attending your poetry recital. Hok would rather get a plate in his head and collect'' magnets. ''How may I serve?''

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---> '''Hok:''' --->'''Hok:''' ''"PEDLEK! Did your mother jump around whilst pregnant? Those are not pets! Those are carnivorous as ffffffff-"'' [tenno appears] ''"-ffaaaaar as I know! Hello there! How may Hok serve?"''
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serve?"''\\
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'''Hok:''' ''"I am a bright star surrounded by an accretion disk of cretins and ding-dongs!"''
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ding-dongs!"''\\
'''Hok:''' ''"No, Pedlek, I will '''not''' be attending your poetry recital. Hok would rather get a plate in his head and collect'' magnets. ''How may I serve?''



---> '''Hai-Luk:''' ''"Hello! It is my aim to ensure you fully enjoy your time on the water, [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial which is absolutely]]'' [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial not]] ''[[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial filled with unknowable horror!]]''"
---> '''Hai-Luk:''' ''[=*gasps*=] "This one will feed the whole family'' and ''the cousins, too!''"
---> '''Hai-Luk:''' ''"That... that smell, is quite something... isn't it?"''
---> '''Hai-Luk:''' ''"[[DeadpanSnarker Hmph. I should have been a plumber.]]"''

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---> '''Hai-Luk:''' --->'''Hai-Luk:''' ''"Hello! It is my aim to ensure you fully enjoy your time on the water, [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial which is absolutely]]'' [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial not]] ''[[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial filled with unknowable horror!]]''"
--->
horror!]]''"\\
'''Hai-Luk:''' ''[=*gasps*=] "This one will feed the whole family'' and ''the cousins, too!''"
--->
too!''"\\
'''Hai-Luk:''' ''"That... that smell, is quite something... isn't it?"''
--->
it?"''\\
'''Hai-Luk:''' ''"[[DeadpanSnarker Hmph. I should have been a plumber.]]"''



* As you progress through the game you may start to see Stalker as TheDitz instead of the scary ImplacableMan which he should have been. First you discover his RevengeBeforeReason pattern as he tries to punish you even for stopping (another) ZombieApocalypse, probably concluding with InsaneTrollLogic that everything that Tenno do is evil. Then you may notice that he cannot jump, being CyberNinja like players, because instead of giving chase he teleports escaping victims to his location. Then Stalker shows stupid amounts of determination, desperately trying to kill you even when it can result only in him getting [[Main/CurbStompBattle curbstomped]]. And, at last, the poor thing hunts for warframes even after dicovering the true nature of the Tenno being their AchillesHeel. Also, this can be justified if the Stalker is a rogue insane warframe without an operator, like Excalibur Umbra used to be.
** Stalker does not revenge for Sentients despite acually allying with them during "The Second Dream". Had we punched him enough to make smarter or it is yet another case of his InsaneTrollLogic?

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* As you progress through the game game, you may start to see Stalker as TheDitz instead of the scary ImplacableMan which he should have been. First First, you discover his RevengeBeforeReason pattern as he tries to punish you even for stopping (another) ZombieApocalypse, probably concluding with InsaneTrollLogic that everything that Tenno do is evil. Then you may notice that he cannot jump, being a CyberNinja like players, because instead of giving chase chase, he teleports escaping victims to his location. Then Stalker shows stupid amounts of determination, desperately trying to kill you even when it can result only in him getting [[Main/CurbStompBattle [[CurbStompBattle curbstomped]]. And, at last, the poor thing hunts for warframes even after dicovering discovering the true nature of the Tenno being their AchillesHeel. Also, this can be justified if the Stalker is a rogue insane warframe without an operator, like Excalibur Umbra used to be.
** Stalker does not enact revenge for Sentients despite acually actually allying with them during "The The Second Dream". Dream. Had we punched him enough to make smarter him smarter, or it is yet another case of his InsaneTrollLogic?



* Baro Ki'Teer delievers not only special goods, but also lot of fun, aside from "Cryotic Front" which is described in event section below:

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* Baro Ki'Teer delievers delivers not only special goods, but also lot of fun, aside from "Cryotic Front" which is described in event section below:



** '''Step one:''' make Tenno sell their prime parts for ducates which can be used only to buy something from you. '''Step two:''' Pack these parts in Void relics. '''Step three:''' sell the relics to Tenno for ducates and also credits. '''Step four:''' use Tenno to defend agaist aforementioned Nef who's just jealous of your cunning.

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** '''Step one:''' make Tenno sell their prime parts for ducates which can be used only to buy something from you. '''Step two:''' Pack these parts in Void relics. '''Step three:''' sell the relics to Tenno for ducates and also credits. '''Step four:''' use Tenno to defend agaist against aforementioned Nef who's just jealous of your cunning.



* A recent update introduced Kuva Liches, who provide a procedurally generated nemesis for the players. In addition to some of the generated names being hilarious, liches have a chance to generate with the "Jovial" personality, which combines Warframe's [[LargeHam trademark overacting]] with a FriendlyEnemy to produce a lot of genuinely funny lines:
--> '''Lich:''' ''(When logging in)'' You're dead, Tenno! I know it! the system knows it! My ''fifteen friends'' who are betting on it know it!
--> '''Lich:''' ''(When viewing a lich-controlled planet)'' Yup, sector's a dump, but it's my dump!
--> '''Lich:''' ''(When viewing their profile)'' You know, as you were hacking my limbs off, I thought to myself... I ''really'' don't like this person!
--> '''Lich:''' ''(When viewing their profile)'' Do you have any idea what it takes to reattach severed limbs? You will!
--> '''Lich:''' ''(In combat)'' You can't kill me if you keep hitting me in the parts I've had replaced!
--> '''Lich:''' ''(In Combat)'' I think they're scared. Comrades, are they scared? I think they're scared!
--> '''Lich:''' ''(When leveling up)'' Smarter... faster... [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking cuter]]. You behold the Queens' Number One Son!
--> '''Lich:''' ''(When [[DefeatMeansFriendship converting a defeated lich]])'' A wise choice, maggot! I mean... friend?
* During the ''Deadlock Protocol'' quest, Nef Anyo finally meets Parvos Granum, the founder of the Corpus, and asks him to honor all of Anyo's accomplishments. Instead, Parvos tears into Nef Anyo with scathing remarks on modern Corpus practices, resulting in the following exchange:

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* A recent An update introduced Kuva Liches, who provide a procedurally generated nemesis for the players. In addition to some of the generated names being hilarious, liches have a chance to generate with the "Jovial" personality, which combines Warframe's ''Warframe'''s [[LargeHam trademark overacting]] with a FriendlyEnemy to produce a lot of genuinely funny lines:
--> '''Lich:''' -->'''Lich:''' ''(When logging in)'' You're dead, Tenno! I know it! the system knows it! My ''fifteen friends'' who are betting on it know it!
-->
it!\\
'''Lich:''' ''(When viewing a lich-controlled planet)'' Yup, sector's a dump, but it's my dump!
-->
dump!\\
'''Lich:''' ''(When viewing their profile)'' You know, as you were hacking my limbs off, I thought to myself... I ''really'' don't like this person!
-->
person!\\
'''Lich:''' ''(When viewing their profile)'' Do you have any idea what it takes to reattach severed limbs? You will!
-->
will!\\
'''Lich:''' ''(In combat)'' You can't kill me if you keep hitting me in the parts I've had replaced!
-->
replaced!\\
'''Lich:''' ''(In Combat)'' combat)'' I think they're scared. Comrades, are they scared? I think they're scared!
-->
scared!\\
'''Lich:''' ''(When leveling up)'' Smarter... faster... [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking cuter]]. You behold the Queens' Number One Son!
-->
Son!\\
'''Lich:''' ''(When [[DefeatMeansFriendship converting a defeated lich]])'' A wise choice, maggot! I mean... friend?
* During the ''Deadlock Protocol'' Deadlock Protocol quest, Nef Anyo finally meets Parvos Granum, the founder of the Corpus, and asks him to honor all of Anyo's accomplishments. Instead, Parvos tears into Nef Anyo with scathing remarks on modern Corpus practices, resulting in the following exchange:



* The Helminth added to your Orbiter in the Heart of Deimos update is...[[UglyCute actually kinda adorable for being an Infested lifeform.]] When you feed it a resource it deems its favorite, he just smiles like a puppy, and it even has some interactions with your companions, which involve Carrion Drones flying around in its mouth and Kavats jumping into its mouth only for the big guy to spit it out.


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* The Helminth added to your Orbiter in the Heart of Deimos update is...[[UglyCute actually kinda adorable for being an Infested lifeform.]] When you feed it a resource it deems its favorite, he just smiles like a puppy, and it even has some interactions with your companions, which involve Carrion Drones flying around in its mouth and Kavats jumping into its mouth only for the big guy to spit it out.

them out.



* Darvo's various offers for weapons combines his skills as a salesman with his flippant anger and annoyance at his fellow Corpus.
-->'''Darvo''':So Tenno, word has it you've been working with a certain Baro Ki'Teer? What? The name doesn't ring a bell? He had you searching all over for Cryotic. I guess maybe he wouldn't tell you his name -- he does that. He thinks it makes him seem mysterious -- it doesn't. Plenty of people know his name. Either way, I hope he lived up to his end of the bargain. Not everyone is as trustworthy as your friend Darvo.\\

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* Darvo's various offers for weapons combines combine his skills as a salesman with his flippant anger and annoyance at his fellow Corpus.
-->'''Darvo''':So -->'''Darvo''': So Tenno, word has it you've been working with a certain Baro Ki'Teer? What? The name doesn't ring a bell? He had you searching all over for Cryotic. I guess maybe he wouldn't tell you his name -- he does that. He thinks it makes him seem mysterious -- it doesn't. Plenty of people know his name. Either way, I hope he lived up to his end of the bargain. Not everyone is as trustworthy as your friend Darvo.\\



-->'''Darvo''': Tenno, I guess I was curious, [[{{Fiction500}} I paid Baro Ki'Teer a crate full of Prime Blueprints and two Argon Crystals]] just so I could sample his so called "delicacy". Those Oasis Jellyfish caused my throat to swell up for three days. Damn near killed me. What a rip-off.\\

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-->'''Darvo''': Tenno, I guess I was curious, [[{{Fiction500}} [[Fiction500 I paid Baro Ki'Teer a crate full of Prime Blueprints and two Argon Crystals]] just so I could sample his so called "delicacy". Those Oasis Jellyfish caused my throat to swell up for three days. Damn near killed me. What a rip-off.\\



* Folks at DE are definitely having fun with ''Hallowed Nightmares'' Halloween 2015 tactical alert. You are tasked with a level 1-5 Infested Sabotage mission in some really foggy forest on Earth, without any prior indication whatsoever that you'll dropping in with nothing but your bare fists. [[OhCrap SURPRISE JUGGERNAUT!!1]] Lotus' message when you completed the mission tops it all off.

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* Folks at DE are definitely having fun with ''Hallowed Nightmares'' Halloween 2015 tactical alert. You are tasked with a level 1-5 Infested Sabotage mission in some really foggy forest on Earth, without any prior indication whatsoever that you'll be dropping in with nothing but your bare fists. [[OhCrap SURPRISE JUGGERNAUT!!1]] Lotus' message when you completed the mission tops it all off.



-->'''Little Duck''': "[[IgnoredExpert Back then old mate Teshin wasn't havin' it. Tried warnin' him, but... you know the type.]] But now? Oh, NOW it's all 'tell me all that you know' and 'your expertise is required' and 'I'm a hoity-toity sod with a hat like a designer bedpan.' Shoulda kept me trap shut."

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-->'''Little --->'''Little Duck''': "[[IgnoredExpert Back then old mate Teshin wasn't havin' it. Tried warnin' him, but... you know the type.]] But now? Oh, NOW it's all 'tell me all that you know' and 'your expertise is required' and 'I'm a hoity-toity sod with a hat like a designer bedpan.' Shoulda kept me trap shut."



-->'''Little Duck''': "Konzu! ''Hey! Konzu!'' Mate, you better get some of your talent over here or [[AscendedMeme lunch is gonna be the least of your problems!]] Little Duck, out!"

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-->'''Little --->'''Little Duck''': "Konzu! ''Hey! Konzu!'' Mate, you better get some of your talent over here or [[AscendedMeme lunch is gonna be the least of your problems!]] Little Duck, out!"



-->'''Sargas Ruk''': Tenno... we should set aside our differences [[EnemyMine and work together...]] '''[[HahahaNo HAHAHAHA! NEVER!]]'''

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-->'''Sargas --->'''Sargas Ruk''': Tenno... we should set aside our differences [[EnemyMine and work together...]] '''[[HahahaNo HAHAHAHA! NEVER!]]'''



-->'''Little Duck''': "'''''Grineer.''''' Sargas! ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis We. Are. Trying. To. HELP. YOU.]]'' ...Pillock."

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-->'''Little --->'''Little Duck''': "'''''Grineer.''''' Sargas! ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis We. Are. Trying. To. HELP. YOU.]]'' ...Pillock."

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