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** In a HilariousInHindsight way, we now have the hilarious mental image of [[Film/XMenFirstClass Young!Professor]] [[Creator/JamesMcAvoy X]] laying the smack down on [[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy Star]][[Creator/ChrisPratt -Lord]].

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** In a HilariousInHindsight way, we now have the hilarious mental image of [[Film/XMenFirstClass Young!Professor]] [[Creator/JamesMcAvoy X]] laying the smack down on [[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy [[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy2014 Star]][[Creator/ChrisPratt -Lord]].

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-->'''Wesley''': ''[[[StealthHiBye having turned around to suddenly see Fox standing next to him]]]'' ...I'm sorry?
-->'''Fox''': [[ApologizesALot You apologize too much]].

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-->'''Wesley''': ''[[[StealthHiBye having turned around to suddenly see Fox standing next to him]]]'' ...[[ApologizesALot I'm sorry?
sorry]]?
-->'''Fox''': [[ApologizesALot [[LampshadeHanging You apologize too much]].



** Cross using a pet food truck, with maybe 20 bobbleheads of cats and dogs on its dashboard, and doesn't switch to another vehicle during the entire chase.

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** Cross using a pet food truck, with maybe 20 bobbleheads of cats and dogs on its dashboard, and doesn't switch to another vehicle during the entire chase. It somehow manages to be in better condition than Fox's sports car by the end of the chase.


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** If you want another mental image: Young!Professor X just battered [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Ma]][[WesternAnimation/TheSuperMarioBrosMovie rio]] with a keyboard.
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-->'''Fox''': You apologize too much.

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-->'''Fox''': [[ApologizesALot You apologize too much.much]].



** Cross uses a pet food truck, with maybe 20 bobbleheads of cats and dogs on its dashboard, and doesn't switch to another vehicle.

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** Cross uses using a pet food truck, with maybe 20 bobbleheads of cats and dogs on its dashboard, and doesn't switch to another vehicle.vehicle during the entire chase.
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* Wesley being in a constant state of panic as Cross chases him and Fox in a CarChaseShootout.
** Cross uses a pet food truck, with maybe 20 bobbleheads of cats and dogs on its dashboard, and doesn't switch to another vehicle.
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* When given the task of shooting the wings off some flies, Wesley mistakes the order for some kind of {{Koan}}.
-->'''Sloan:''' [''Hands Wesley a pistol''] Shoot the wings off the flies.\\
'''Wesley:''' [''Freaked out, stammering, and panicking''] I- I d- I don't know what that means!\\
'''Sloan:''' [''Looking dumbfounded and in a tone like he's speaking to a child''] ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis Shoot. The wings. Off the flies.]]''
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* Wesley slamming a keyboard into his former best friend Barry's face, leading to a slow motion close-up of letters flying off the board toward the screen, spelling "FUCK YO" with Barry's broken tooth forming the "U".

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* [[https://youtu.be/iK0-76FChfk?t=164 Wesley slamming a keyboard into his former best friend Barry's face, face]], leading to a slow motion close-up of letters flying off the board toward the screen, spelling "FUCK YO" with Barry's broken tooth forming the "U".
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* Fox comments on Wesley's VerbalTic.
-->'''Wesley''': ''[[[StealthHiBye having turned around to suddenly see Fox standing next to him]]]'' ...I'm sorry?
-->'''Fox''': You apologize too much.
-->'''Wesley''': ...Uh... I'm... sorry for that.
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-->'''Rictus''' (indignant): [[InsistentTerminology I don't fuck goats, Mr. Gibson,]] [[NoExceptYes I make love to them!]]

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-->'''Rictus''' (indignant): -->'''Rictus ''(indignant)'':''' [[InsistentTerminology I don't fuck goats, Mr. Gibson,]] [[NoExceptYes Gibson]], [[DistinctionWithoutADifference I make love to them!]]
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*Johnny Two-Dicks. '''JOHNNY'''.'''TWO-DICKS'''.
**And according to Professor Seltzer, it's a "thirteen-inch mastermind".
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* "LEE HARVEY OSWALD!"
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* "LEE "[[NoIndoorVoice LEE HARVEY OSWALD!"
OSWALD!]]"
* This:This bit of BlackComedy:
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-->'''Wesley''': Enjoy your goat fucking, Mr. Rictus.
-->'''Rictus''' (indignant): [[BestialityIsDepraved I don't fuck goats, Mr. Gibson,]] [[NoExceptYes I make love to them!]]

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-->'''Wesley''': Enjoy your [[BestialityIsDepraved goat fucking, fucking]], Mr. Rictus.
-->'''Rictus''' (indignant): [[BestialityIsDepraved [[InsistentTerminology I don't fuck goats, Mr. Gibson,]] [[NoExceptYes I make love to them!]]

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-->'''Wesley Gibson''': Enjoy your goat fucking Mr. Rictus.
-->'''Rictus''' (indignant): [[BestialityIsDepraved I don't fuck goats, Mr. Gibson,]] [[CrowningMomentOfFunny I make love to them!]]
* The last phrase in the last panel [[spoiler:THIS IS MY FACE WHILE I FUCK YOU IN THE ASS]]: that had to be the most immature, non-tough, macho insecurity words ever put in printed word. And it was supposed to be [[IceCreamKoan deep]]... it just cracks this Troper up.


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-->'''Wesley Gibson''': -->'''Wesley''': Enjoy your goat fucking fucking, Mr. Rictus.
-->'''Rictus''' (indignant): [[BestialityIsDepraved I don't fuck goats, Mr. Gibson,]] [[CrowningMomentOfFunny [[NoExceptYes I make love to them!]]
* The last phrase in the last panel panel: [[spoiler:THIS IS MY FACE WHILE I FUCK YOU IN THE ASS]]: that had to be the most immature, non-tough, macho insecurity words ever put in printed word. And it was supposed to be [[IceCreamKoan deep]]... it just cracks this Troper up.

ASS!]]




* Wesley slamming a keyboard into his former best friend's face, leading to a BadAss slow motion close-up of letters flying off the board toward the screen, spelling "FUCK YO" with the man's broken tooth forming the "U".

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* Wesley slamming a keyboard into his former best friend's friend Barry's face, leading to a BadAss slow motion close-up of letters flying off the board toward the screen, spelling "FUCK YO" with the man's Barry's broken tooth forming the "U"."U".
** In a HilariousInHindsight way, we now have the hilarious mental image of [[Film/XMenFirstClass Young!Professor]] [[Creator/JamesMcAvoy X]] laying the smack down on [[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy Star]][[Creator/ChrisPratt -Lord]].

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* Wesley waking up after his second dip in the HealingFactor bath.
-->'''Wesley''': I feel, I feel, I feel, I feel... ''[surprised]'' I feel kinda good!
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!!The comic book series

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!!The [[ComicBook/{{Wanted}} comic book series
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!!The movie[[Film/{{Wanted}} movie]]



* Wesley slamming a keyboard into his former best friend's face, leading to a BadAss slow motion close-up of letters flying off the board toward the screen, spelling "FUCK YO" with the man's broken tooth forming the "U".

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* Wesley slamming a keyboard into his former best friend's face, leading to a BadAss slow motion close-up of letters flying off the board toward the screen, spelling "FUCK YO" with the man's broken tooth forming the "U"."U".

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* The last phrase in the last panel [[spoiler:THIS IS MY FACE WHILE I FUCK YOU IN THE ASS]] that had to be the most immature, non-tough, macho insecurity words ever put in printed word. And it was supposed to be [[IceCreamKoan deep]]... it just craks this Troper up.


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* The last phrase in the last panel [[spoiler:THIS IS MY FACE WHILE I FUCK YOU IN THE ASS]] ASS]]: that had to be the most immature, non-tough, macho insecurity words ever put in printed word. And it was supposed to be [[IceCreamKoan deep]]... it just craks cracks this Troper up.

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* The last phrase in the last panel [[spoiler: THIS IS MY FACE WHILE I FUCK YOU IN THE ASS]] that had to be the most immature, non-though, macho insecurity words ever put in print word. And it was supposed to be [[IceCreamKoan deep]]... it just cranks this Troper up.


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* The last phrase in the last panel [[spoiler: THIS [[spoiler:THIS IS MY FACE WHILE I FUCK YOU IN THE ASS]] that had to be the most immature, non-though, non-tough, macho insecurity words ever put in print printed word. And it was supposed to be [[IceCreamKoan deep]]... it just cranks craks this Troper up.

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-->'''Wesley Gibson''': Enjoy your goat fucking Mr. Rictus.
-->'''Rictus''' (indignant): [[BestialityIsDepraved I don't fuck goats, Mr. Gibson,]] [[CrowningMomentOfFunny I make love to them!]]
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* Wesley saying "[[ApologizesALot I'm sorry!]]" while shooting a guy [[RuleOfCool (from above, in a spinning car)]].

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* Wesley saying [[IronicEcho saying]] "[[ApologizesALot I'm sorry!]]" while shooting a guy [[RuleOfCool (from above, in a spinning car)]].
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* Wesley saying "[[ApologizesALot I'm sorry!]]" while shooting a guy [[RuleOfCool (from above, in a spinning car)]].

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* Wesley saying "[[ApologizesALot I'm sorry!]]" while shooting a guy [[RuleOfCool (from above, in a spinning car)]].car)]].
* Wesley slamming a keyboard into his former best friend's face, leading to a BadAss slow motion close-up of letters flying off the board toward the screen, spelling "FUCK YO" with the man's broken tooth forming the "U".
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* The last phrase in the last panel [[spoiler: THIS IS MY FACE WHILE I FUCK YOU IN THE ASS]] that had to be the most immature, non-though, macho insecurity words ever put in print word. And it was supposed to be [[IceCreamKonan deep]]... it just crank this Troper up.


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* The last phrase in the last panel [[spoiler: THIS IS MY FACE WHILE I FUCK YOU IN THE ASS]] that had to be the most immature, non-though, macho insecurity words ever put in print word. And it was supposed to be [[IceCreamKonan [[IceCreamKoan deep]]... it just crank cranks this Troper up.

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* The last phrase in the last panel [[spoiler: THIS IS THA FACE WHILE A FUCK YOU IN THE ASS]] that had to be the most immature, non-though, macho insecurity words ever put in print word. And it was supposed to be [[IceCreamKonan deep]]... it just cranck this Troper up


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* The last phrase in the last panel [[spoiler: THIS IS THA MY FACE WHILE A I FUCK YOU IN THE ASS]] that had to be the most immature, non-though, macho insecurity words ever put in print word. And it was supposed to be [[IceCreamKonan deep]]... it just cranck crank this Troper up


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* Wesley saying "[[ApologizesALot I'm sorry!]]" while shooting a guy [[RuleOfCool (from above, in a spinning car)]].
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!!The comic book series



* The last phrase in the last panel [[spoiler: THIS IS THA FACE WHILE A FUCK YOU IN THE ASS]] that had to be the most immature, non-though, macho insecurity words ever put in print word. And it was supposed to be [[IceCreamKonan deep]]... it just cranck this Troper up

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* The last phrase in the last panel [[spoiler: THIS IS THA FACE WHILE A FUCK YOU IN THE ASS]] that had to be the most immature, non-though, macho insecurity words ever put in print word. And it was supposed to be [[IceCreamKonan deep]]... it just cranck this Troper upup


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