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-->'''Manager:''' Be careful.
-->'''[=Leclou=]''' Monseuir, I am ''always'' careful.
-->'''Manager:''' That chair is broken.
-->'''[=Leclou=]''' It is? ''(CRASH!)''

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-->'''Manager:''' Be careful.
-->'''[=Leclou=]'''
careful.\\
'''[=Leclou=]'''
Monseuir, I am ''always'' careful.
-->'''Manager:'''
careful.\\
'''Manager:'''
That chair is broken.
-->'''[=Leclou=]'''
broken.\\
'''[=Leclou=]'''
It is? ''(CRASH!)''



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-->'''Police Inspector:''' You IDIOT ... that's a man!
-->'''Labisse:''' That's not possible.
-->'''Police Inspector:''' Oh yeah? Well when I walked in, the person in that room was naked from the waist down, and if that was a woman, then she was wearing ''the greatest disguise that I have ever seen''.

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*
* The detective gets Labisse the information he needs to have "Victor" arrested for fraud. The cast outwits him.
-->'''Police Inspector:''' You IDIOT ... that's a man!
-->'''Labisse:'''
man!\\
'''Labisse:'''
That's not possible.
-->'''Police
possible.\\
'''Police
Inspector:''' Oh yeah? Well when I walked in, the person in that room was naked from the waist down, and if that was a woman, then she was wearing ''the greatest disguise that I have ever seen''.seen!''



* When King asks Victoria where she wants to go for a date that night. She tells him she wants to go dancing. SmashCut to them sharing a slow dance together while Victoria's in her disguise as "Victor". Even funnier, the camera slowly pans out to reveal that the couple are in a gay bar surrounded by many gay male couples dancing. While King looks on visibly uncomfortable.

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* When King asks Victoria where she wants to go for a date that night. She tells him she wants to go dancing. SmashCut to them sharing a slow dance together while Victoria's in her disguise as "Victor". Even funnier, the camera slowly pans out to reveal that the couple are in a gay bar surrounded by many gay male couples dancing. While King looks on visibly uncomfortable.uncomfortable.
* After Squash comes out to King, King comments that he still can't believe "the roughest, toughest, son-of-a-bitchin' football player I ever saw" is gay. Squash replies, "Listen, boss, if you didn't want the guys to call you 'queer', [[ArmoredClosetGay you got rough, tough, son-of-a-bitchin' football player]]." Moments later, the still-agitated King collides with another man and impulsively offers to settle it in the ring. The other man snootily takes him up on it through a translator.
-->'''King:''' "He'll be deLIGHTed to oblige," who does he think he is?\\
'''Squash:''' Guy Levois, the French middleweight boxing champion. ''[King turns around with an OhCrap look.]'' [[SarcasmMode But don't worry. He's gay.]]
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--->'''Count:''' ''(pats "him" on the shoulder)'' Count, with my connections and your voice, we'll make you a star!\\

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--->'''Count:''' --->'''Andre:''' ''(pats "him" on the shoulder)'' Count, with my connections and your voice, we'll make you a star!\\you're going to get rich! And I'm going to get richer!\\



'''Count:''' Here.\\

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'''Count:''' '''Andre:''' Here.\\



'''Count:''' Then it's settled, the auditions and performance will be starting in six weeks.\\

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'''Count:''' '''Andre:''' Then it's settled, the auditions and performance will be starting in six weeks.\\



'''Toddy:''' ''(spits up his drink, starts laughing to Victoria's male voice disguise)''.

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'''Toddy:''' ''(spits up his drink, starts laughing to at Victoria's male voice disguise)''.
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** When King inflicted SoapPunishment on Norma and her childish RageBreakingPoint afterwards, with her hilariously attempting to kill King and Squash with a sharp prop:
--->'''King Marchand''': ''(being pursued by an enraged Norma, who is foaming at the mouth. Squash gets out of bed)'' Look out!
--->'''Norma''': YOU SON OF A BITCH! ''(throws a vase)''
--->'''Squash Bernstein''': Now, Norma...
--->'''Norma''': NOBODY PUTS SOAP IN MY MOUTH, NOT EVEN MY MOTHER! ''(throws a flower pot)''
--->'''Squash Bernstein''': You're being very childish...
--->'''Norma''': I'M GONNA KILL HIM! I'M GONNA KILL YOU TOO, YOU BIG, MUSCLE-BOUND... ''(throws another flower pot)''
--->'''Squash Bernstein''': Now, listen you have to learn to control yourself...
--->'''Norma''': OH! I'LL KILL... ''(grabs an ornamental spear and charges)''
--->'''Squash Bernstein''': Oh, SHIT!
--->'''Norma''': THIS IS IT! I'M GONNA KILL YOU...
--->''(Squash runs into the bathroom with King just as Norma rams the door)''
--->'''Norma''': LET ME IN THERE!
--->'''King Marchand''': You and your ideas! "Why don't you take her to Paris with you, Boss?"
--->'''Squash Bernstein''': I just thought she'd help you relax!
--->'''King Marchand''': NEVER help me relax!
--->'''Squash Bernstein''': Then send her home!
--->'''King Marchand''': Why don't you ever come up with a really good idea?
--->'''Squash Bernstein''': For instance?
--->'''King Marchand''': YOU send her home!
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--->'''Norma:''' ''(after sex)'' Pooky... it's no big deal ''(raspberries King)'' It happens to everyone... men, mean. We're lucky... women, I mean... we can fake it if we have to.
--->'''King:''' ''(glares at her)''
--->'''Norma:''' Oh, oh, don't get me wrong... I never have with you! Faked it, I mean. With you it's like... pow, pow, pow, like the fourth of July, every time! But just tonight, cause you couldn't... up to now, it's been grand, Pooky, really, really grand, but if there's one thing I know for sure, you can't let it get you, you should excuse the expression, down. You can't think about it, you just gotta put it out of your mind! The more you think about it, the more you worry. The more you worry, the more you think... ''(starts eating chocolates)'' Think, worry, worry, think... mm! too soft... It just gets like a vicious cycle! And then, before you know it, you are impudent! [impotent]
--->'''King:''' ''(walks into the bathroom irritatedly and comes out holding something white)''
--->'''Norma:''' What's with the soap?

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--->'''King:''' ''(smile disappears, stops applauding)''\\

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--->'''King:''' ''(smile disappears, stops applauding)''\\applauding immediately)''\\



'''King:''' ''(stunned, looks at the photos of "Victoria" and "Victor", puts two and two together and is visibly confused and disappointed)''.

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'''King:''' ''(stunned, looks at the photos of "Victoria" and "Victor", puts two and two together and is left visibly confused and disappointed)''.



** "I'm hoorny." *pouts lips*

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** King getting visibly annoyed with Norma as she calls to him from the bedroom. He sits there drinking and smoking cigars.
** When King looks from his window and sees that "Victor" and Toddy are neighbors to his hotel room. The look on his face is priceless along with the instrumental music.
** When Norma emerges, posing seductively for King and he shoots her an annoyed look:
--->'''Norma:''' Yoo-hoo.
--->'''King:''' ''(looks at her, does a DoubleTake, then goes back to looking out his window)''
** "I'm hoorny." *pouts lips*''(pouts lips)''
** Finally, King obeys -- then without a word, grabs her, props her over his shoulder and carries her to the bedroom, followed by Norma's surprised yet enthusiastic words:
--->'''Norma:''' Whoa! Oh, okay. Alright. ''(Door slams shut)''
** When Victoria and Toddy bid goodnight and we cut back to how King and Norma are doing. The attempt was unsuccessful. King laying in bed looking disappointed and embarrassed while Norma's attempts to cheer him up don't help either.



** King drinking a lot while watching "Victor" perform "The Shady Dame From Seville". Then once "Victor" takes the wig off to the crowds, King is disappointed and tells Squash that they're leaving.



* When "Victor"/Victoria goes to punch a spectator and accidentally punches King instead:

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* When "Victor"/Victoria goes to punch a spectator and accidentally punches King instead:in the face instead. His immediately look of shock and him covering his mouth with both hands as he gasps and realizes what's happened:



* When King asks Victoria where she wants to go for a date that night. SmashCut to them slow dancing while Victoria's in her disguise as "Victor". The camera panning out to reveal that the couple are in a gay bar surrounded by many gay male couples dancing together while King looks on uncomfortably.

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* When King asks Victoria where she wants to go for a date that night. She tells him she wants to go dancing. SmashCut to them sharing a slow dancing dance together while Victoria's in her disguise as "Victor". The Even funnier, the camera panning slowly pans out to reveal that the couple are in a gay bar surrounded by many gay male couples dancing together while dancing. While King looks on uncomfortably.visibly uncomfortable.
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** "WAIT!!!!....lock the door."

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** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syhWlXxTPAM "WAIT!!!!....lock the door.""]]
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--->''({{Beat}})''

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--->''({{Beat}})''--->''({{Beat}}, [[FreudWasRight as Sal's cigar dramatically droops]])''
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--->''(Raise glasses together)''\\

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--->''(Raise ''(Raise glasses together)''\\
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* When King asks Victoria where she wants to go for a date that night. SmashCut to them slow dancing while Victoria's in her disguise as "Victor", with the camera panning out to slowly reveal the couple are in a gay bar surrounded by many male couples while King looks uncomfortable.

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* When King asks Victoria where she wants to go for a date that night. SmashCut to them slow dancing while Victoria's in her disguise as "Victor", with the "Victor". The camera panning out to slowly reveal that the couple are in a gay bar surrounded by many gay male couples dancing together while King looks uncomfortable.on uncomfortably.
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--->'''King:''' ''(smile disappears, stops applauding)''

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--->'''King:''' ''(smile disappears, stops applauding)''applauding)''\\
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** Before "Victor's" auditions:
--->'''Count:''' ''(pats "him" on the shoulder)'' Count, with my connections and your voice, we'll make you a star!\\
'''Toddy:''' When can we get started?\\
'''Count:''' Here.\\
'''Victoria:''' ''(in a woman's voice)'' Here?! ''(Catches herself, speaks again in a lower register)'' Here?\\
'''Count:''' Then it's settled, the auditions and performance will be starting in six weeks.\\
--->''(Raise glasses together)''\\
'''Victoria:''' ''(speaks again in a lower register)'' Here.\\
'''Toddy:''' ''(spits up his drink, starts laughing to Victoria's male voice disguise)''.


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** King, Norma and Squash's reactions when "Victoria" takes the wig off.
--->'''King:''' ''(smile disappears, stops applauding)''
'''Squash:''' It's a guy.\\
'''Norma:''' ''(smiles, starts applauding and cheering)'' Yay! YAY!! Aw bravo! Yay!! Ah!! Yay!!\\
'''King:''' ''(stunned, looks at the photos of "Victoria" and "Victor", puts two and two together and is visibly confused and disappointed)''.
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** I'm hoorny. *pouts lips*

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** I'm hoorny. "I'm hoorny." *pouts lips*
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-->'''Waiter:''' ''(EurekaMoment)'' COCKROACH!

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-->'''Waiter:''' ''(EurekaMoment)'' COCKROACH!COCKROACH!
* When King asks Victoria where she wants to go for a date that night. SmashCut to them slow dancing while Victoria's in her disguise as "Victor", with the camera panning out to slowly reveal the couple are in a gay bar surrounded by many male couples while King looks uncomfortable.
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'''King:''' ''(flattered, dazed)'' So am I!

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'''King:''' ''(flattered, dazed)'' So am I!I!
* When the owner of the bar realizes that the note-hitting "Victor" is actually Victoria in disguise, then he ducks in cover to narrowly avoid being hit with a chair that breaks some alcohol bottles behind him:
-->'''Waiter:''' ''(EurekaMoment)'' COCKROACH!
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* A mix of funny and poignancy when Toddy [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsrI8cOLs4Y mutters]] "Oh, God. There's nothing more inconvenient than an old queen with a head cold." Followed by a MatchCut of Toddy blowing his nose and a car horn.

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* A mix of funny and poignancy when Toddy [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsrI8cOLs4Y mutters]] "Oh, God. There's nothing more inconvenient than an old queen with a head cold." Followed by a MatchCut of Toddy blowing his nose and a car horn.horn.
* When "Victor"/Victoria goes to punch a spectator and accidentally punches King instead:
-->'''"Victor":''' I am so sorry!\\
'''King:''' ''(flattered, dazed)'' So am I!

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