History Funny / VEEP

-->'''Catherine:''' Mom, not the help! Jesus, that's tacky!

-->'''Craig:''' If it's any consolation, [[StealthInsult a porn parody is a sure sign that you've made it]].

* Jonah hitting another congressman on the foot with a sledgehammer.

* At the end of the episode, Selina's surprised to find out that the Georgian officer who'd been acting as her tour guide has staged a MilitaryCoup and is now head of Georgia.

** "The President [[IncrediblyLamePun squeaks]] to the nation"

'''Will:''' ''(deadpan)'' Like me jamming anonymous trucker cock at a public restroom well known for that purpose.

* Richard, trying to cheer up a drunk Selina, relates a story about his aunt who was like a mother to him, and his mother who was old enough to be his grandmother, and realizes mid-story that his aunt must in fact have been his actual mother.

* Selina approaching Tom James after he went on TV to reveal their tryst and falsely labeled her as an "aggressor."
-->'''Selina:''' Could I have a word...Or are you afraid I'll rape you again?

* After Tom James has gone on TV to reveal his a Selina's tryst and falsely labeled her as an "aggressor."

* Selina's response after learning Tom's young wife's name

* Jonah baffled at why women are always checking on each other whenever he's around.

** Prior to that, Uncle Jeff viciously insulting Shawnee until he learns that she's the daughter of Mr. Tanz.

-->'''Jonah'': The other congressmen are gonna think I'm a fucking idiot!

** Shortly afterwards, Jonah [[WhatAnIdiot attempts to masturbate (while fresh from his circumcision)]]. It goes as well as you think.

* After Dan slept with Amy's sister because he thought she'll get a job for him at CBS, Amy explains to Dan that her sister doesn't work for CBS (the TV channel), but C'''V'''S (the pharmacy/mini-mart).

-->'''Margarey:''' We can't do anything about AIDS.

* A flashback to Catherine's birth with Selina meeting Gary for the first time...when he had a full head of hair and in a nurse's uniform giving her a drink.

* When Selina reveals that Keith is the Chinese mole, Ben and Ken both casually admit to thinking it was each other.

'''Selina:''' I know, he'a a great actor. He was ''Scar'' in ''Disney/TheLionKing''!\\

* Jonah profanely answers a phone call, at which we zoom out to reveal he's in front of a bunch of kids in a classroom. Jeff then has to completely watch his own language while chewing him out.

* Meta humor: Uber fires Ben for his evident racism and it's shown as a great and proud moment. When the episode aired, Uber was in the middle of a massive scandal with several board members forced to resign.

-->'''Furlong:''' I would sooner gouge our your eye and fuck your skull — ''[Mrs. Furlong enters the room]'' — from here, to the end of time. That's what we're promised — that Jesus is our Lord.

* Everyone's reaction to finding out that Jonah's stepfather is his biological father (according to his birth certificate), meaning that his stepsister is actually his half-sister, and their relationship really is incestuous.

* Jonah hiring Teddy because of his court-ordered chemical castration after being fired for groping Jonah (and the heavy implication in this episode that Teddy may not have gotten chemically castrated as he "accidentally" feels up Jonah when putting his mic on him for his ''CBS Morning Show'' interview).

* The show finally parodies the [=#MeToo=] movement, as a woman (played by Heidi Gardner from ''Saturday Night Live'') who once had a business lunch with Jonah comes forward to publicly admit that she never dated him, inspiring the [=#NotMe=] movement, as dozens of women likewise come forward to say they've [[ButtMonkey never dated Jonah, nor do they find him attractive enough to ever go out with him]].

* Selina ends up in bed with ''Dan''. And when he wants her to get the remote, she not only fires him but reminds him of the NDA if he breathes a word of this to anyone.

* Everyone's reaction to finding out that Jonah's stepfather is his biological father, meaning that his stepsister is actually his half-sister, and their relationship really is incestuous.

** In classic Mike form, he still looks to the wrong camera. And while the list of Hanks films he reads is accurate, none of the clips from Hanks' career shown are from any of the films on it.
** Plus, the last thing the viewers at home see is her honor guard struggling to open the distinctly vagina-shaped tomb.

* Jonah, going to what he thinks is a job interview, is asked to join a group of women in a lawsuit against Teddy, for sexual harassment. He uncomfortably realizes that they are not only as tall as him, but look like him...

* [[SirSwearsALot Congressman Furlong's]] wife is, of all things, a straight-laced Christian woman who thinks that GoshDangItToHeck is strong language, forcing her husband to acting almost sickeningly sweet whenever she's in the room. Jonah and the others are all quick to needle him in this rare opportunity.
** After Jonah uses this to ask Furlong for a new office, Furlong merely says that idea is "interesting" and [[ImpliedDeathThreat offers him to go down into the wine cellar with him to pick out a new bottle]]. As soon as his wife leaves the room, Furlong proceeds to rip Jonah a new one. And it's actually kind of impressive how fast he imagines to switch from speaking entirely in expletive insults to bible talk.

* Kent translating that his date said the Furlongs should have added live snails while cooking their paella valenciana. This might be a case of AluminumChristmasTrees, because you ''can'' use snails in this dish.
* Will and his wife struggling to have kids because she apparently has a "polyp-sized" uterus, according to Furlong. Will's wife [[WhatTheHellHero asks her husband how he could tell him such a private detail]], to which he sheepishly says that he had to tell ''somebody''. [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Jonah]] can also be heard asking "What's a polyp?"

** Shortly afterwards, Jonah attempts to masturbate (while fresh from his circumcision) and immediately regrets it.

* Bill and Teddy are [[OhCrap horrified]] to realize that Jonah's new wife is his onetime stepsister. Richard, by contrast, [[ActuallyPrettyFunny finds it hilarious]].

-->'''Gary''': ...I think it's peppermint.
* The show finally parodies the [=#MeToo=] movement, as a woman who once had a business lunch with Jonah comes forward to publicly admit that she never dated him, inspiring the [=#NotMe=] movement, as dozens of women likewise come forward to say they've [[ButtMonkey never dated Jonah and never will]].

* Jonah gets called by Bill to inquire about what's going on in the VP's office. Jonah mistakes this as Bill knowing about Teddy molesting him. Unfortunately, Jonah's on speaker phone, which leads to Kent, Sue, and Catherine hearing in as well.

* After Dan slept with Amy's sister because he thought she'll get a job for him at CBS, Amy explains to Dan that her sister doesn't work for CBS, but C'''V'''S
-->'''Amy:''' You sold your dick for bulk iced tea and off-brand cough syrup. Don't worry. You're gonna look really cute in a blue vest.

* The entire titular subplot, where Amy is assigned to find out which staffer called Selina the ultimate insult to a woman, hampered by how ''everyone'' did it (except Gary, who thinks everyone is so upset over him using the word "crone").

* Jonah and Richard go to a heavy metal concert and are enjoying themselves... and then note that the band's name translates to "[[ThoseWackyNazis Panzer division]]". Then they look around and note they're the only people there who aren't skinheads, and [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere quickly leave]].
* At the end of the episode, Selina's surprised to find out that the Georgian officer who'd been acting as her tour guide has staged a MilitaryCoup.