History Funny / UnicornOverlord

* Umerus and Eltolinde's support goes from mundane to hilariously disturbing as the latter describes some events from her stressful childhood. Desiring a garden yet not having much freedom outside, she made a garden of mushrooms in the basement which she describes as if it were a lovely flower garden, and which her attendant burned up upon discovering. Eltolinde tells this in the tone of a traumatic childhood tragedy, while Umerus thinks it was a reasonable thing to do. The attendant then let Eltolinde have a small section of garden to herself, only for the young elf to display a surprisingly petty sense of vengeance by planting mint, which she knew would eventually take over the garden and ruin the plants the attendant was growing. Eltolinde walks off in a great mood from recounting her triumph of destroying that garden just as hers was destroyed, while Rosalinde pops in to apologize to Umerus for the odd story. She also explains she was the one who told the attendant about Eltolinde's mushroom garden, and advises they not let her know that was the case.

* When Alain offers Nina to join the Liberation Army, she has a... colorful way of telling him off.

* Alain and Hilda's first rapport features her wyvern biting at his hair, something she assures him is an act of affection that it does to her as well when she is feeling sad. It proves rough enough though that Alain's head is ''bleeding'' by the end and he decides to not accept comfort from a wyvern again.

* Beaumont when his soldiers have managed to captured every single old woman in the swamp EXCEPT their target. Even better is that the camera pans over to show all the old women they've captured.
--> "What am I supposed to do with a bunch of unmagicked octogenarians!?"

* Alain's shield will bear his customized banner, no matter how silly or garish the player designs it to look (including downloadable insignia depicting a [[VideoGame/ThirteenSentinelsAegisRim cat and a robot]]).

* Beaumont when his soldiers have managed to captured every single old woman in the swamp EXCEPT their target. Even better is that the camera pans over to show all the old women they've captured.
--> "What am I supposed to do with a bunch of unmagicked octogenarians!?"

-->'''Alain:''' Very well then.\\
-->'''Lex:''' Should've known that was coming.

* During "The General in Black", a sellsword known as Aramis saves a prisoner named Primm by free her from her jail cell. He leads her for a way and then leaves after thinking she is safe... except it turns out he dropped her off right in the middle of an active battlefield.

* Alain's shield will bear his customized banner, no matter how silly or garish the player designs it to look (including downloadable insignia depicting a cat and a robot).

* During The General in Black, a sellsword known as Aramis saves a prisoner named Primm by free her from her jail cell. He leads her for a way and then leaves after thinking she is safe... except it turns out he dropped her off right in the middle of an active battlefield.

'''Lex:''' Stay away from me, monster!

* Recruiting Melisandre is this from start to finish, be it her repeatedly EatingTheEye Candy that is Alain, and Alain putting his foot in his mouth with phrasing that makes it sound like he is asking her to be his lover. Not to mention how Alain can shut off her reinforcements by simply locking a gate before the battle. Then there is the request she makes of him regarding once he becomes king, which leads to the blushing Alain clearly struggling to maintain his composure while she exhibits NoSenseOfPersonalSpace.

* During The General in Black, a sellsword known as Aramis saves a prisoner named Primm outside of her jail cell... and right in the middle of an active battlefield.

* Alain and Railanor's first rapport conversation is Railanor grilling Alain over his feelings towards Rosalinde, who is smitten with him.

* During The General in Black, a sellsword known as Aramis saves a prisoner named Primm outside of her jail cell... and right in the middle of an active battlefield.
-->'''Primm:''' Who leaves a girl to fend for herself in the middle of a war?

'''Alain:''' You want more?!? In that case I do suppose she stands awfully close to me at times. [[ObliviousToLove Though she does speak softer than most so it makes sense she stands closer. Unless perhaps there's a deeper reason for that.]]\\

'''Alain:''' You want more?!? In that case I do suppose she stands awfully close to me at times.

* If Alain fails to convince Nina to join the Liberation Army, she has a... colorful way of telling him off.