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--> '''Ryback''': [[DeadpanSnarker Do you hate being dead?]]

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--> '''Ryback''': [[DeadpanSnarker Do you hate being dead?]]dead?
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'''Jordan''': [[OhCrap A cook]]???\\
'''Ryback''': (Whispering) [[CrouchingMoronHIddenBadass Just a lowly, lowly cook]].\\

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'''Jordan''': [[OhCrap A cook]]???\\
cook???\\
'''Ryback''': (Whispering) [[CrouchingMoronHIddenBadass Just a lowly, lowly cook]].cook.\\
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* Just TommyLeeJones as Strannix, ChewingTheScenery and enjoying the taste.

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* Just TommyLeeJones Creator/TommyLeeJones as Strannix, ChewingTheScenery and enjoying the taste.
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* Jordan on having a gun.
-->'''Jordan''': I have a rule on killing people. Okay, I have two rules. One, I don't date musicians and two, I do not kill people.
** Played on later when she kills a guy to save Ryback and he chuckles on how she'll be dating a musician next.
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-->'''Jordan''': He's in the middle of a gunfight now, he'll have to call you back.

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-->'''Jordan''': He's in the middle of a gunfight right now, he'll I'm going to have to call you back.take a message.
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* Jordan's priceless response when the head of the Joint Chiefs asks to talk to Ryback.
-->'''Jordan''': He's in the middle of a gunfight now, he'll have to call you back.
* Ryback shows his own toughness on the call.
-->'''Bates''': Commander Ryback, I see you have chosen to disobey my orders.
-->'''Ryback''': Yes, sir, you can court-martial me if I live, sir!
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* Tackman protests going along on a commando raid.
-->'''Ryback''': You're in the Navy, son, remember? It's [[JoinTheArmyTheySaid not just a job...it's an adventure!]]
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** Ironic no?
*** [[DontExplainTheJoke ...]]
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*** [[DontExplainTheJoke ...]]
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* Just TommyLeeJones as Strannix, ChewingTheScenery and enjoying the taste.
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* Playmate Jordan Tate is asking Ryback what their chances are against a boatload of terrorists.
-->'''Jordan''': So who are you? Are you, you, like, some special forces guy or something?\\
'''Ryback''': Nah. I'm just a cook.\\
'''Jordan''': [[OhCrap A cook]]???\\
'''Ryback''': (Whispering) [[CrouchingMoronHIddenBadass Just a lowly, lowly cook]].\\
'''Jordan''': Oh, my God, we're gonna die.
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* As Krill explains his plan to drown the crew to distract Ryback.
--> '''Strannix''': (smirking) You're a maniac, drowning your own crew.
--> '''Krill''': They never liked me anyway.
--> '''Doumer''': Bet they fuckin' love ya now, eh?
-->(They laugh.)

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* In the second film, Major-General Cooper's reaction to being told that the KillSat was made to be undetectable.
--> '''Cooper''': But not undetectable to us, dammit!
* In the sequel, when Dane tells Ryback that he will never be able to decode and disable satellite control program in time, Ryback responds by simply shooting the notebook, causing an OhCrap moment for the villain.



* When it's pointed out Ryback was shot in the arm in the second film, he doesn't even give it a second look.
-->''You think this is being shot? This ain't being shot.''

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* When it's pointed out Ryback was shot in the arm in the second film, he doesn't even give it a second look.
-->''You think this is being shot? This ain't being shot.''
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--> '''Ryback''': [[DeadpanSnarker Do you hate being dead?]]

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--> '''Ryback''': [[DeadpanSnarker Do you hate being dead?]]dead?]]
* When it's pointed out Ryback was shot in the arm in the second film, he doesn't even give it a second look.
-->''You think this is being shot? This ain't being shot.''
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* The scene where Ryback stuffs Jordan Tate into a locker... and she is claustrophobic. Even a badass like Ryback simply ''can't'' resist those PuppyDogEyes.

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* The scene where Ryback stuffs Jordan Tate into a locker... and she is claustrophobic. Even a badass like Ryback simply ''can't'' resist those PuppyDogEyes.PuppyDogEyes.
--> '''Tate''': I hate being alone...
--> '''Ryback''': [[DeadpanSnarker Do you hate being dead?]]
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* In the sequel, when Dane tells Ryback that he will never be able to decode and disable satellite control program in time, Ryback responds by simply shooting the notebook, causing an OhCrap moment for the villain.

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* In the sequel, when Dane tells Ryback that he will never be able to decode and disable satellite control program in time, Ryback responds by simply shooting the notebook, causing an OhCrap moment for the villain.villain.
* The scene where Ryback stuffs Jordan Tate into a locker... and she is claustrophobic. Even a badass like Ryback simply ''can't'' resist those PuppyDogEyes.
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--> '''Cooper''': But not undetectable to us, dammit!

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--> '''Cooper''': But not undetectable to us, dammit!dammit!
* In the sequel, when Dane tells Ryback that he will never be able to decode and disable satellite control program in time, Ryback responds by simply shooting the notebook, causing an OhCrap moment for the villain.
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* In the second film, Major-General Cooper's reaction to being told that the KillSat was made to be undetectable.
--> '''Cooper''': But not undetectable to us, dammit!
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* Krill in a dress and makeup, asking Strannix if he needs psychological help, to which Strannix shakes his head.
** Ironic no?



--> '''Strannix''': (into phone) Kill 'em. ''(beat with sudden sounds of French invective coming down phone)'' ....No no Francois...not you, not you.

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--> '''Strannix''': (into phone) Kill 'em. ''(beat with sudden sounds of French invective coming down phone)'' ....No no Francois...not you, not you.

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Strannix is arguing on the phone with his French arms dealer friend when Mr Pitt sees the SEAL team attempting to approach the Missouri undetected.

Pitt: "Strike team is in range and...locked on."

Strannix: (Into phone) "Kill 'em."
''(beat with sudden sounds of French invective coming down phone)'' ...."No no Francois...not you, not you."

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* Strannix is arguing on the phone with his French arms dealer friend when Mr Pitt sees the SEAL team attempting to approach the Missouri undetected.

Pitt: "Strike
undetected.
--> '''Pitt''': Strike
team is in range and...locked on."

Strannix: (Into
on.
--> '''Strannix''': (into
phone) "Kill 'em."
Kill 'em. ''(beat with sudden sounds of French invective coming down phone)'' ...."No No no Francois...not you, not you."
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''(beat)'' ...."No no Francois...not you, not you."

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''(beat)'' ....''(beat with sudden sounds of French invective coming down phone)'' ...."No no Francois...not you, not you."
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'Beatwithfrenchinvenctivecomingdownphone' ...."No no Francois...not you, not you."

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'Beatwithfrenchinvenctivecomingdownphone' ....''(beat)'' ...."No no Francois...not you, not you."
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* Beatwithfrenchinvenctivecomingdownphone* ...."No no Francois...not you, not you."

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* Beatwithfrenchinvenctivecomingdownphone* ....'Beatwithfrenchinvenctivecomingdownphone' ...."No no Francois...not you, not you."
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* Beatwithfrenchinvenctivecomingdownphone* ...."No no Francois...not you, not you."

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* Beatwithfrenchinvenctivecomingdownphone* ....*Beatwithfrenchinvenctivecomingdownphone* ...."No no Francois...not you, not you."

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* Beatwithfrenchinvenctivecomingdownphone*
"No no Francois...not you, not you."

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* Beatwithfrenchinvenctivecomingdownphone*
Beatwithfrenchinvenctivecomingdownphone* ...."No no Francois...not you, not you."
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* BeatWithFrenchInvenctiveComingDownPhone*

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* BeatWithFrenchInvenctiveComingDownPhone* Beatwithfrenchinvenctivecomingdownphone*

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Strannix: (Into phone) "Kill 'em." *Beat* "No no Francois...not you, not you."

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Strannix: (Into phone) "Kill 'em." *Beat* "
*BeatWithFrenchInvenctiveComingDownPhone*
"No no Francois...not you, not you."
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Pitt: "Strike team is in range and...locked on."<br>

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Pitt: "Strike team is in range and...locked on."<br>"
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Pitt: "Strike team is in range and...locked on."

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Pitt: "Strike team is in range and...locked on.""<br>
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Strannix is arguing on the phone with his French arms dealer friend when Mr Pitt sees the SEAL team attempting to approach the Missouri undetected.

Pitt: "Strike team is in range and...locked on."
Strannix: (Into phone) "Kill 'em." *Beat* "No no Francois...not you, not you."

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