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* Arlene: "I'm sorry you [[spoiler: fell in love with a serial killer,]] alright? But honestly, who here ''hasn't''?"
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* Arlene: "I'm sorry you [[spoiler: fell in love with a serial killer,]] killer, alright? But honestly, who here ''hasn't''?"
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* Eric, after [[spoiler: getting blood on his hair after gruesomely dismembering Royce. Hair that was in the process of being highlighted.]]
--> '''Eric''': Is there blood in [[spoiler: my hair]]?
--> '''Eric''': Is there blood in [[spoiler: my hair]]?
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* Eric, after [[spoiler: getting blood on his hair after gruesomely dismembering Royce. Hair that was in the process of being highlighted.]]
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--> '''Eric''': Is there blood in[[spoiler: my hair]]?hair?
--> '''Eric''': Is there blood in
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-->'''Sookie:''' "Okay, what is the deal with the egg? Did you lay it?"
-->'''Maryann:''' "You're the maid of honor, ''you have to lick the egg.''"
-->'''Maryann:''' "You're the maid of honor, ''you have to lick the egg.''"
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-->'''Sookie:''' "Okay, what is the deal with the egg? Did you lay it?"
-->'''Maryann:'''it?"\\
'''Maryann:''' "You're the maid of honor, ''you have to lick the egg.''"
-->'''Maryann:'''
'''Maryann:''' "You're the maid of honor, ''you have to lick the egg.''"
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--> '''Lorena''' [to Sookie]: [[spoiler:Did you know your boyfriend hit me over the head with a 52 inch plasma television earlier tonight? Everyone says they're so thin and light, but let me tell you, when wielded properly, they're quite a weapon.]]
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--> '''Lorena''' [to Sookie]: [[spoiler:Did Did you know your boyfriend hit me over the head with a 52 inch plasma television earlier tonight? Everyone says they're so thin and light, but let me tell you, when wielded properly, they're quite a weapon.]]
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* Sookie's indignant delivery of the line [[spoiler:"You killed my fairy godmother!"]] and Eric's apologetic smile.
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* Sookie's indignant delivery of the line [[spoiler:"You "You killed my fairy godmother!"]] godmother!" and Eric's apologetic smile.
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* Pam's constant complaints while [[spoiler:turning Tara]]. "I'm wearing a Wal-Mart sweatsuit for y'all! If that's not a demonstration of "team spirit" I don't know what is."
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* Pam's constant complaints while [[spoiler:turning Tara]].turning Tara. "I'm wearing a Wal-Mart sweatsuit for y'all! If that's not a demonstration of "team spirit" I don't know what is."
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* Eric giving Bill a piggyback ride [[spoiler: as they, Russell and the rest of the Authority wander around New Orleans, completely high off what may or may not be Lilith's blood.]]
* [[spoiler: Russell Edgington]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDAsl5Y2ErM sneaking onstage at a wedding party]] and attempting to sing along with the bride at karaoke. We see uncomfortable/horrified looks on the wedding guests as they realize [[TheDreaded who crashed their party]].
* [[spoiler: Russell Edgington]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDAsl5Y2ErM sneaking onstage at a wedding party]] and attempting to sing along with the bride at karaoke. We see uncomfortable/horrified looks on the wedding guests as they realize [[TheDreaded who crashed their party]].
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* Eric giving Bill a piggyback ride [[spoiler: as they, Russell and the rest of the Authority wander around New Orleans, completely high off what may or may not be Lilith's blood.]]
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*[[spoiler: Russell Edgington]] Edgington [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDAsl5Y2ErM sneaking onstage at a wedding party]] and attempting to sing along with the bride at karaoke. We see uncomfortable/horrified looks on the wedding guests as they realize [[TheDreaded who crashed their party]].
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* When [[spoiler: Eric Northman stakes Russell Edgington]] he can only respond "Oh, fuck!"
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* When [[spoiler: Eric Northman stakes Russell Edgington]] Edgington he can only respond "Oh, fuck!"
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** A subtle bit of humor when Andy does [[spoiler: posthumously, for three of them]] name the fairy children. ''A''dilyn ''B''rylynn ''C''harlaine ''D''anica. Swapping out numbers for letters.
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** A subtle bit of humor when Andy does [[spoiler: posthumously, (posthumously, for three of them]] them) name the fairy children. ''A''dilyn ''B''rylynn ''C''harlaine ''D''anica. Swapping out numbers for letters.
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* Jason having yet ''[[RunningGag another]]'' vampire blood-induced AwkwardlyGayDream, this time about [[spoiler: Ben]], complete with gratuitous [[WalkingShirtlessScene shirtlessness]], Jason's complete inability to shave [[spoiler: Ben's]] face in a sexy manner, and Jason's hilarious GayPanic afterwards.
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* Jason having yet ''[[RunningGag another]]'' vampire blood-induced AwkwardlyGayDream, this time about [[spoiler: Ben]], about Ben, complete with gratuitous [[WalkingShirtlessScene shirtlessness]], Jason's complete inability to shave [[spoiler: Ben's]] Ben's face in a sexy manner, and Jason's hilarious GayPanic afterwards.
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* Lafayette's reaction to [[spoiler: Bill walking into Arlene's house in broad daylight.]]
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* Lafayette's reaction to [[spoiler: Bill walking into Arlene's house in broad daylight.]]
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Homoerotic Dream has been renamed to Awkwardly Gay Dream and requires explicit statement of sexuality as per TRS.
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* Jason waking up and screaming "Oh my gravy!" after having a HomoeroticDream of Hoyt.
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* Jason waking up and screaming "Oh my gravy!" after having a HomoeroticDream homoerotic dream of Hoyt.
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-->'''Jason Stackhouse''': [[CallBack Is this another dream]]? Because if [[HomoeroticDream Hoyt pops out from under that hood]], I'm gonna knock him the fuck out.
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-->'''Jason Stackhouse''': [[CallBack Is this another dream]]? Because if [[HomoeroticDream Hoyt pops out from under that hood]], hood, I'm gonna knock him the fuck out.
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* Jason having yet ''[[RunningGag another]]'' vampire blood-induced HomoeroticDream, this time about [[spoiler: Ben]], complete with gratuitous [[WalkingShirtlessScene shirtlessness]], Jason's complete inability to shave [[spoiler: Ben's]] face in a sexy manner, and Jason's hilarious GayPanic afterwards.
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* Jason having yet ''[[RunningGag another]]'' vampire blood-induced HomoeroticDream, AwkwardlyGayDream, this time about [[spoiler: Ben]], complete with gratuitous [[WalkingShirtlessScene shirtlessness]], Jason's complete inability to shave [[spoiler: Ben's]] face in a sexy manner, and Jason's hilarious GayPanic afterwards.
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* On that note, Coby & Lisa deliver well, casually saying that their 'almost stepdaddy' -
-->"Went on a vacation with Jesus."
-->"Went on a vacation with Jesus."
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* Franklin's history:
-->'''Russell''': Last time you had any real money you ended up at the slots in Biloxi, slaughtering a group of elderly women.
-->'''Franklin''': They wouldn't let me have a turn!
-->'''Russell''': Last time you had any real money you ended up at the slots in Biloxi, slaughtering a group of elderly women.
-->'''Franklin''': They wouldn't let me have a turn!
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* In episode 9 Eric agrees to fulfill Ginger's long-time wish of sleeping with him. She..."lasts" about a minute, and it doesn't even seem to have involved any penetration. The look of utter irritation on Eric's face is just golden.
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* In episode 9 Eric agrees to fulfill Ginger's long-time wish of sleeping with him. She..."lasts" about a minute, and it doesn't even seem to have involved any penetration. The look of utter irritation bafflement on Eric's face is just golden.
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* [[OverprotectiveDad Bill]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3hkLDEsnhE is furious at discovering Jessica and Hoyt making out on the couch together.]]
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* [[OverprotectiveDad [[BoyfriendBlockingDad Bill]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3hkLDEsnhE is furious at discovering Jessica and Hoyt making out on the couch together.]]
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* Pam ranting about Sookie: "I am ''sooo'' over Sookie and her precious fairy vagina and her unbelievably stupid name! FUCK SOOKIE! *throws things*
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* Pam ranting about Sookie: "I Sookie:
--->'''Pam:''' I am''sooo'' ''so'' over Sookie ''Sookie'' and her precious fairy vagina ''vagina'' and her unbelievably stupid name! FUCK SOOKIE! *throws things*''unbelievably'' '''''stupid''''' ''name!'' '''''FUCK SOOKIE!''''' ''[throws things]''
--->'''Pam:''' I am
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* Tommy as Maxine, taking her already over the top abrasiveness UpToEleven.
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* Tommy as Maxine, taking her already over the top abrasiveness UpToEleven.up to eleven.
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Foe Yay has been cut
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--> [[CrossesTheLineTwice "I LOVE YOU,]] [[HoYay JASON]] [[FoeYay STACKHOUSE!"]]
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--> [[CrossesTheLineTwice "I LOVE YOU,]] [[HoYay JASON]] [[FoeYay JASON STACKHOUSE!"]]
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--> '''Russell''': You think you're any [[NotSoDifferent better than the Sanguinistas?]] You use [[MonsterProgenitor Lilith]] to justify your bloodlust for power, just as they do to justify their bloodlust for humans. You're both fucking hypocrites! I am the only honest one here! I want to gorge on human blood, not because some fucking bible tells me to, but because I like it! [[ForTheEvulz It's fun!]] ''It makes my DICK hard!''
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--> '''Russell''': You think you're any [[NotSoDifferent [[NotSoDifferentRemark better than the Sanguinistas?]] You use [[MonsterProgenitor Lilith]] to justify your bloodlust for power, just as they do to justify their bloodlust for humans. You're both fucking hypocrites! I am the only honest one here! I want to gorge on human blood, not because some fucking bible tells me to, but because I like it! [[ForTheEvulz It's fun!]] ''It makes my DICK hard!''
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-->Tara: "We need to talk."
-->Franklin: "Don't say that. [[NoodleIncident Woman say that, everything goes black and I wake up surrounded by body parts.]]"
-->Franklin: "Don't say that. [[NoodleIncident Woman say that, everything goes black and I wake up surrounded by body parts.]]"
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-->Jason: Are you brain damaged?
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-->'''Pam:''' (shoving Lafayette against the wall) "I don't know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember I can rip your throat out if I need to. And also know that I am not a hooker. That was a long, long time ago.
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-->'''Pam:''' (shoving Lafayette against the wall) "I don't know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember I can rip your throat out if I need to. And also know that I am not ''not'' a hooker. That was a long, long ''long'' time ago.
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-->'''Pam:''' "You pickin' up what I'm puttin down?"
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-->'''Pam:''' "You pickin' up what I'm puttin puttin' down?"
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-->'''Jessica:''' No more mama and daddy? No more little sister?
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-->'''Jessica:''' ''[upset]'' No more mama and daddy? No more little sister?
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-->'''Jessica:''' [[DontMakeMeTakeMyBeltOff No more belts]]. No more clarinets! No more...home school! No more rules! ''[throws up her hands and screams with joy]'' I'm a vampire! Wow!
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-->'''Jessica:''' ''[breaks into a grin]'' [[DontMakeMeTakeMyBeltOff No more belts]]. No more clarinets! No more...home school! No more rules! ''[throws up her hands and screams with joy]'' I'm a vampire! Wow!
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* Just the situational comedy of vampires being modern is pretty good--like Bill and Longshadow's replacement comparing their Wii Golf scores, or [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0_eRJdgh5A something like this]].
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* Just the situational comedy of vampires being modern is pretty good--like modern--like Bill and Longshadow's replacement comparing their Wii Golf scores, or [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0_eRJdgh5A something like this]].
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTwF0-1D1x8 Eric, on children]]:
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTwF0-1D1x8 Eric, Eric Northman, on children]]:
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** "You will all have.. great weather!! And.. good crops!!"
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** "You "[[SophisticatedAsHell You will all have.. great weather!! And.. good crops!!"crops!!]]"
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-->'''Steve Newlin:''' ''[pretends to contemplate for a very long time]'' $15,000, and that's it.
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-->'''Steve Newlin:''' ''[pretends to contemplate for a very long time]'' think it over]'' $15,000, and that's it.
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-->'''Jessica Hamby:''' Look at you: fang-boner and...real boner.
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-->'''Jessica Hamby:''' Look at you: fang-boner and...real boner. ''[serious]'' You are ''pathetic''. Jason is my friend, I do not sell my friends; get the fuck out of my house!
-->''[Steve snaps, and attacks Jessica. At one point in the speedy fight, he yanks Jessica's hair by her ponytail]''
-->'''Jessica Hamby:''' Hair-pulling? ''Really?'' ''[gets Steve into a headlock]'' How do ''you'' like it? The next time you think about crashin' my party, don't. [[BadassBoast My dad's the king!]] ''[tosses Steve out]''
-->''[Steve snaps, and attacks Jessica. At one point in the speedy fight, he yanks Jessica's hair by her ponytail]''
-->'''Jessica Hamby:''' Hair-pulling? ''Really?'' ''[gets Steve into a headlock]'' How do ''you'' like it? The next time you think about crashin' my party, don't. [[BadassBoast My dad's the king!]] ''[tosses Steve out]''
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-->'''Bill and Jessica:''' No!
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-->'''Bill and Jessica:''' No![[NotWhatItLooksLike No!]]
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-->'''Jessica:''' Compared to Fangtasia, this blows!
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-->'''Jessica:''' Compared to Fangtasia, this blows!blows! ''[folds her arms across her chest and pouts]''
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--> '''Lafayette (trying to commune with spirits)''': Creepy spirit thang: Why you in Sookie bathroom?
--> '''Lafayette''': The rest of you: I ain't G-Mail for dead bitches. Send your own god damn messages.
--> '''Lafayette''': Dead folk, why y'all gotta be so cryptic? It ain't cute.
--> '''Lafayette''': I can only listen to you one at a goddamn time! Fuck! ...oh. Excuse my language, Mrs. Stackhouse...
--> '''Lafayette''': The rest of you: I ain't G-Mail for dead bitches. Send your own god damn messages.
--> '''Lafayette''': Dead folk, why y'all gotta be so cryptic? It ain't cute.
--> '''Lafayette''': I can only listen to you one at a goddamn time! Fuck! ...oh. Excuse my language, Mrs. Stackhouse...
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--> '''Lafayette (trying to commune with spirits)''': Creepy spirit thang: Why you in Sookie bathroom?
--> '''Lafayette''': TheSookie's bathroom?
** "The rest of you: I ain't G-Mail for dead bitches. Send your own god damnmessages.
--> '''Lafayette''': Deadmessages."
**"Dead folk, why y'all gotta be so cryptic? It ain'tcute.
--> '''Lafayette''': Icute."
**"I can only listen to you one at a goddamn time! Fuck! ...oh. Excuse my language, Mrs. Stackhouse..."
--> '''Lafayette''': The
** "The rest of you: I ain't G-Mail for dead bitches. Send your own god damn
--> '''Lafayette''': Dead
**"Dead folk, why y'all gotta be so cryptic? It ain't
--> '''Lafayette''': I
**"I can only listen to you one at a goddamn time! Fuck! ...oh. Excuse my language, Mrs. Stackhouse..."
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* When [[spoiler: Eric Northman stabs Russell Edgington]] he can only respond "Oh, fuck!"
** Eric's response afterwards: "Well that felt even better than I thought it would."
** Eric's response afterwards: "Well that felt even better than I thought it would."
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* When [[spoiler: Eric Northman stabs stakes Russell Edgington]] he can only respond "Oh, fuck!"
** Eric's response afterwards: "Well -->'''Eric Northman:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Well, that felt even better than I thought it would." ]]
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-->'''Bill Compton:''' And Jess? ''[sheepishly]'' You should wear something inappropriate. [[DirtyOldMan Takahashi's got a thing for young women]]. ''[Jessica nods, gives him a look of "Yes, Dad, I can definitely do inappropriate," before heading upstairs]''
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-->'''Bill Compton:''' And Jess? ''[sheepishly]'' [[ICantBelieveImSayingThis You should wear something inappropriate. inappropriate.]] [[DirtyOldMan Takahashi's got a thing for young women]]. ''[Jessica nods, gives him a look of "Yes, Dad, I can definitely do inappropriate," before heading upstairs]''
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** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxfQFJFdbOM Which also makes a priceless moment when Jessica is having to grab the fairy-hybrids by glamoring the gas station clerk]].
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and to shout "I'M A FUCKING PERVERT WITH A BIG BONER FOR JESUS!" as he does so.
