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17th Oct '17 11:56:25 PM dmcreif
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** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsqfJVsVrM4 Jessica rants from the Fangtasia kitchen]] about Jason shooting her in "In the Beginning". While she's ranting, Ginger walks in:

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** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsqfJVsVrM4 Jessica rants from the Fangtasia kitchen]] about [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztQSnASX6F4 Jason shooting her in "In the Beginning". While she's ranting, head]]. Ginger walks in:interrupts a few times as she goes back and forth restocking supplies:
15th Oct '17 7:24:56 AM dmcreif
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* Jason ComicallyMissingThePoint during this conversation with Jessica:
--> '''Jason:''' You know you say you're not all the same but really what's the difference? I mean you just drank from some dude you don't even know.

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* Jason ComicallyMissingThePoint during this conversation with Jessica:
when [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztQSnASX6F4 he discovers]] that Jessica just drank from a complete stranger:
--> '''Jason:''' You know you say you're not all the same but really really, what's the difference? I mean mean, you just drank from some dude you don't even know.


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--> '''Jessica:''' It's a metaphor, you idiot!
1st Oct '17 7:55:59 AM dmcreif
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-->'''Jessica Hamby:''' Well it's rock hard. You could chip a fang on it.

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-->'''Jessica Hamby:''' Well When it's rock hard. You hard, you could chip a fang on it.it.
-->'''Steve Newlin:''' ''[pretends to contemplate for a very long time]'' $15,000, and that's it.
-->'''Jessica Hamby:''' ''[walks over to Steve's chair]'' And speaking of rock-hard?
-->''[Jessica walks sensually around Steve's chair, [[SomethingElseAlsoRises until his fangs suddenly pop up]]]''
-->'''Jessica Hamby:''' Let's just say ''[lowers her voice and whispers into his ear]'' you won't be disappointed.
-->'''Steve Newlin:''' Okay! Okay! $20,000! ''[Jessica laughs and steps away from the chair]''
-->'''Jessica Hamby:''' Look at you: fang-boner and...real boner.
15th Jul '17 7:20:25 PM MikeW
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* Hit with a spell that causes her face to age and scar, Pam storms into Bill's office, wearing a black hat and veil.
-->'''Bill''': Oh, good, the world needs more beekeepers.
28th Mar '17 12:24:33 PM dmcreif
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* Arlene threatens to take her kids trick-or-treating at a trailer park [[NoodleIncident again]] if they don't behave. "Now do you want a bag full of empty Coors cans and food stamps or do you want candy?"

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* Arlene threatens to take her kids trick-or-treating at a trailer park [[NoodleIncident again]] if they don't behave. "Now
-->"Now
do you want a bag full of empty Coors cans and food stamps or do you want candy?"



* [[spoiler: Russell Edgington]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDAsl5Y2ErM sneaking onstage at a wedding party]] and attempting to sing along with the bride at karaoke. We see uncomfortable/horrified looks on the wedding guests as they realize [[TheDreaded who he is]].

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* [[spoiler: Russell Edgington]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDAsl5Y2ErM sneaking onstage at a wedding party]] and attempting to sing along with the bride at karaoke. We see uncomfortable/horrified looks on the wedding guests as they realize [[TheDreaded who he is]].crashed their party]].



* Billith making such a big deal about how he's so super special now that he can stand in the sunlight...[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfzC4d9Vw9k until it turns out he can't.]]

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* Billith making such a big deal to Jessica about how he's so super special now that he can stand in the sunlight...[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfzC4d9Vw9k until it turns out he can't.]]



** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsqfJVsVrM4 Jessica posts from the Fangtasia kitchen]] about Jason shooting her in "In the Beginning". While she's ranting, Ginger walks in:

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** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsqfJVsVrM4 Jessica posts rants from the Fangtasia kitchen]] about Jason shooting her in "In the Beginning". While she's ranting, Ginger walks in:
21st Mar '17 12:12:42 AM dmcreif
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**"You will all have.. great weather!! And.. good crops!!"



-->Franklin: "Don't say that. Woman say that, everything goes black and I wake up surrounded by body parts."

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-->Franklin: "Don't say that. [[NoodleIncident Woman say that, everything goes black and I wake up surrounded by body parts."]]"



--> '''Jessica''': ( Shocked and concerned) No way!

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--> '''Jessica''': ( Shocked (shocked and concerned) No way!



* Russell Edgington [[spoiler:[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKn7hhgLPes bursts into a newsroom and rips out the reporter's spine on live television]], then delivers an evil spiel about how superior vampires are.]] As threatening as it is, hilarity comes from Russell's polite manner and his complete disregard for the newsreader, to the point that about halfway through, he absentmindedly notices he's still holding [[spoiler:the man's spine]].
--> '''Russell''': ''[menacingly]'' We will eat you. After we eat your children. ''[pleasantly]'' [[MoodWhiplash Now time for the weather! Tiffany?]]

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* Russell Edgington [[spoiler:[[https://www.[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKn7hhgLPes bursts into a newsroom and rips out the reporter's spine on live television]], then delivers an evil spiel about how superior vampires are.]] As threatening as it is, hilarity comes from Russell's polite manner and his complete disregard for the newsreader, newsreader's corpse, to the point that about halfway through, he absentmindedly notices he's still holding [[spoiler:the the man's spine]].
spine.
--> '''Russell''': ''[menacingly]'' We will eat you. After we eat your children. ''[pleasantly]'' [[MoodWhiplash Now And now time for the weather! Tiffany?]]



* After Hoyt's intervention, when the therapist tries to do a group hug and Hoyt's mom flings him off by ''lazily lifting her arm''.
* This Troper's favourite moment in season 3 is this exchange:

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* After Hoyt's intervention, when the therapist tries to do a group hug and Hoyt's mom flings him off by ''lazily lifting her arm''.
* This Troper's favourite moment in season 3 is this TThis exchange:
26th Feb '17 9:30:55 PM gewunomox
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* Jason making fun of Hoyt for having a TaylorSwift CD. Hoyt quickly retorts it's Jessica's.

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* Jason making fun of Hoyt for having a TaylorSwift Music/TaylorSwift CD. Hoyt quickly retorts it's Jessica's.
26th Feb '17 6:07:36 PM dmcreif
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* Sophie-Anne's suggestion to Bill regarding his conflict with Eric.

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* Sophie-Anne's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wo8Y-QaCCL4 suggestion to Bill Bill]] regarding his conflict with Eric.



** She's does it earlier in the episode as well, when a fangbanger who obviously doesn't speak English as a first language offers to "have a sex" with Bill, she states that "she loves watching two men together".

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** She's She does it earlier in the episode as well, when a fangbanger who obviously doesn't speak English as a first language offers to [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Apq3W0phsuA "have a sex" sex"]] with Bill, she states that "she loves watching two men together".
22nd Feb '17 10:56:10 PM dmcreif
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-->'''Bill Compton:''' Jess? ''[sheepishly]'' You should wear something inappropriate. [[DirtyOldMan Takahashi's got a thing for young women]]. ''[Jessica gives him a look of "Yes, Dad, I can definitely do that" before disappearing upstairs]''
** There's also [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCZfczzyhJc her vlog when preparing]].

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-->'''Bill Compton:''' And Jess? ''[sheepishly]'' You should wear something inappropriate. [[DirtyOldMan Takahashi's got a thing for young women]]. ''[Jessica nods, gives him a look of "Yes, Dad, I can definitely do that" inappropriate," before disappearing heading upstairs]''
** There's also [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCZfczzyhJc com/watch?v=jsohvXFj3Pg her vlog when preparing]].
20th Feb '17 2:18:49 PM dmcreif
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** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5ox_mpxBgw Jessica tries to contact a donor service]] to help Bill:

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** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5ox_mpxBgw Jessica tries to contact a contacts the donor service]] trying to help Bill:
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