History Funny / TrueBlood

15th Apr '18 3:12:59 PM dmcreif
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** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b30OSWuZnSY Bill having to explain to Sookie]] that no, he wasn't cheating on her with Jessica.

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** * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b30OSWuZnSY Bill having to explain to Sookie]] that no, he wasn't cheating on her with Jessica.Jessica.
-->'''Sookie:''' So what, then you bit her?
-->'''Bill:''' Yes.
-->'''Sookie:''' You drained her?
-->'''Bill:''' Yes.
-->'''Sookie:''' Did you have sex with her?
-->'''Bill and Jessica:''' No!
-->'''Bill:''' Jessica was brought to me as a condition of my punishment. I had to create a vampire as reparation for the one I destroyed to save you.
-->'''Jessica:''' ''[giving a cold look at Sookie]'' So this is all ''your'' fault.
-->'''Bill:''' ''[sensing a potential fight brewing]'' Jessica, I need you to retire for the morning. My sleeping quarters are beneath the stairs. And you may stay there until we make other arrangements.
-->'''Jessica:''' But I'm not tired-
-->'''Bill:''' Go!
-->''[beat]''
-->'''Jessica:''' Compared to Fangtasia, this blows!
14th Mar '18 8:39:22 PM dmcreif
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* Lafayette [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yU9XbO-1kow has a vision of Eric in his mother's dress]] trying to shoot him with a rifle.

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* Lafayette [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yU9XbO-1kow com/watch?v=C1_BDxj7q0Q has a vision of Eric in his mother's dress]] trying to shoot him with a rifle.
4th Mar '18 11:24:22 PM dmcreif
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* Hit with a spell that causes her face to age and scar, Pam storms into Bill's office, wearing a black hat and veil.
-->'''Bill''': Oh, good, the world needs more beekeepers.

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* Hit with a spell that causes her face to age and scar, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcvUuHW7EMA Pam storms into Bill's office, wearing a black hat and veil.
veil.]]
-->'''Bill''': [[DeadpanSnarker Oh, good, the world needs more beekeepers. beekeepers.]]
24th Feb '18 9:51:19 PM dmcreif
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* Tara being saved from Pam by a bunch of dimbulbs wanting to sell vampire videos to TMZ. "I AM NOT A ZOMBIE!" "That's exactly what a zombie would say!"

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* Tara being saved from Pam by a bunch of dimbulbs wanting to sell vampire videos to TMZ. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_ZfZF7Wico "I AM NOT A ZOMBIE!" "That's exactly what a zombie would say!"say!"]]
22nd Feb '18 9:29:30 PM dmcreif
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* Steve Newlin coming out to Jason, which is even more awkward and pathetic than it sounds.

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCPVCetWByA Steve Newlin coming out to Jason, Jason]], which is even more awkward and pathetic than it sounds.
22nd Feb '18 9:00:42 PM dmcreif
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-->'''Jessica Hamby:''' ''[weeping]'' ...And then, I go over to Jason's house, because I thought, maybe he might, like, understand what I was going through, but ''[sniffles]'' he just kicked me out also. ''[sobs]'' This is the worst day of my life! I wish I was dead...except I am and it doesn't even matter!

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-->'''Jessica Hamby:''' ''[weeping]'' ...And then, I go over to Jason's house, because I thought, maybe "maybe he might, like, understand what I was going through, through," but ''[sniffles]'' he just kicked me out also. ''[sobs]'' This is the worst day of my life! I wish I was dead...except I am and it doesn't even matter!



-->'''Jessica Hamby:''' ''[staring at her in disbelief]'' You are nothing like you are on TV.

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-->'''Jessica Hamby:''' ''[staring at her in disbelief]'' You are nothing ''nothing'' like you are on TV.


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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8alztsBDS38 Bill calls Jessica to tell her that his house is free for her to use]], all the while, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Eric is in the background]] speed-cleaning up Nan's remains.
21st Feb '18 12:21:06 AM dmcreif
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* Eric [[spoiler: convincing Sookie to suck silver shards out of his chest and neck just to fuck with everyone.]]

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* Eric [[spoiler: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ct4VA_YtKuM convincing Sookie to suck silver shards out of his chest and neck just to fuck with everyone.]]
21st Feb '18 12:15:53 AM dmcreif
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* Lafayette [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yU9XbO-1kow has a vision of Eric in his mother's dress]] trying to shoot him with a rifle.
20th Feb '18 11:58:29 PM dmcreif
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*** Even better since Eric doesn't look redneck-y at all. He just always looks downright menacing.

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*** Even better since Eric doesn't look redneck-y at all. He just always looks downright menacing.menacing, and trying to do an impression of Jim Carrey.
20th Feb '18 11:57:17 PM dmcreif
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-->'''Jessica:''' Now is it my fault [[SomethingElseAlsoRises my fangs grow out when I get turned on]]?
-->''[Bill just gives her the silent treatment. After a few seconds, Jessica covers her mouth in embarrassment, giggles, and scampers upstairs]''

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-->'''Jessica:''' Now is it my fault [[SomethingElseAlsoRises my fangs grow come out when I get turned on]]?
-->''[Bill just gives her the silent treatment. After a few seconds, Jessica covers her mouth in embarrassment, giggles, and scampers upstairs]''upstairs to her bedroom]''
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