History Funny / TropicThunder

-->'''Les:''' Oh, okay, Flaming Dragon. Fuckface. First, take take a big step back, and literally '''''[[SuddenlyShouting FUCK]]''''' '''[[SuddenlyShouting YOUR OWN FACE]]'''! Now, I don't know what kind of pan-Pacific bullshit power play you're trying to pull here, but Asia, jack, is my territory, so whatever you're thinking, you better think again because otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down an ungodly fuckin' firestorm upon you! [[ClusterFBomb You're gonna have to call the fuckin' United Nations to get a fuckin' binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you! I am talking scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you!]] '''''[[AtomicFBomb I WILL FUCK YOU UP!]]'''''

-->'''Kirk''': 'Cause we're tired of bein' your trail donkeys! Actin' like you some one-man GPS! God damn it! ''WE LOST!'' We fuckin' super lost, man!!! ''(turns to Kevin)'' Tell him, [=McClusky=], tell him what time it is!

-->'''Kirk''': What do you mean, 'you people?'
-->'''Alpa''': What do ''you'' mean, 'you people?'

* The HighPressureBlood of the marine getting shot on the back of his head during the opening scene, Jeff stays in character while trying to help the man and hurries Kevin's character to be quick dead seriously (or as dead seriously as his acting range allow him) all the while the dead marine's head keeps pissing blood all over their faces. It gets even better when it looks as if Jeff is about to ''plug'' the spraying bullet wound with a small rock.

* During the opening filming scene, when Kirk tells the others to cover him as he runs to save Tugg's character... everyone does it, ''including the helicopter pilot'' who pulls out his gun.

-->'''Kevin:''' Mr. Cockburn! Are we cutting?\\

-->'''Grossman''': And who here is the key grip? You? You! Hit that director in the face, really fucking hard! (After the director is punched) ''This is all your fault,'' '''''you limey FUCK!'''''

'''Alpa:''' [''on his phone''] Hell no, I didn't pee on that girl! Look, what happened was she was in the way when I was peeing, and she walked passed!\\

--->'''Kirk:''' To the man's credit, he's actually eased up on the retard throttle.

* Maria Menounos getting in a dig on ''Simple Jack'' during ''Access Hollywood''

--->Any tips? Any tips you got? (''beat; snatches map from Tugg'') Gimme that goddamn map! FUCK YOU!

-->'''Kirk''': (''stops smiling'') Pump your brakes, kid. That man's a national treasure.

* "You Australian! Be Australian!"

** Even better is Creator/RobertDowneyJr briefly {{corpsing}} after the line. Even funnier is the bizarre open mouth stare he leans forward with.

---> '''Kevin''': (''{{Beat}}'' ). [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Fuck it.]]

-->'''Alpa''': I just wanna throw another shrimp on your barby.

* The opening scene is all kinds of glamourized Vietnam War movie levels of epic... [[https://youtu.be/Mhu2Ij0rWCQ Until Tugg has trouble]] working up tears during the emotional bit, and Kirk is ''over''-emoting, at which Tugg breaks character and asks for some direction, causing unmitigated awkwardness as the scene keeps trying to continue properly: The camera isn't even rolling anymore, a boom mic drifts into view breaking Tugg's concentration, the supporting cast start slacking off in the helicopter rig in the background, Alpa takes a call on his cell, Jeff gets uncomfortable with his stunt harness, Kirk storms off to pee, and finally Cody blows the spectacular napalm effects way too early.

* The opening scene is all kinds of glamourized Vietnam War movie levels of epic... Until Tugg has trouble working up tears during the emotional bit, and Kirk is ''over''-emoting, at which Tugg breaks character and asks for some direction, causing unmitigated awkwardness as the scene keeps trying to continue properly: The camera isn't even rolling anymore, a boom mic drifts into view breaking Tugg's concentration, the supporting cast start slacking off in the helicopter rig in the background, Alpa takes a call on his cell, Jeff gets uncomfortable with his stunt harness, Kirk storms off to pee, and finally Cody blows the spectacular napalm effects way too early.

* As hilarious as Kirk Lazarus is, the film's ''Crowning'' Funny Moment comes near the end of the final action scene: Tugg, escaping from the drug cartel with a toddler he tried to adopt hanging off his back ''repeatedly stabbing him with a knife'', finally gets fed up and ''throws the toddler off the bridge into the river'', emphasized by the fantastic mid-air cartwheels he sent the kid into. The kid, amazingly enough, survives, too, and looks none the worse for wear (merely extremely pouty) so you don't even have to feel bad about the horrific child abuse!

* Creator/RobertDowneyJr's in-character DVD commentary is priceless. ("Remember when you told [Brandon Jackson] to slap me all goddamn day, Ben? I remember. Like it was fuckin' yesterday.") He even switches to an Australian accent when Kirk has an identity crisis and realizes he is not any of his characters.

** He also '''blinded''' Creator/JamieLeeCurtis...[[EpicFail on the set of]] ''Film/FreakyFriday2003''. How he did so is one thing, but it also brings up another question - why did they need a '''pyrotechnics controller''' on the set of ''Freaky Friday''?

* [[spoiler:After Tugg realizes trying to return to the plantation is a mistake, he runs back across the bridge with Little Half-Squat ''clinging to his back and trying to stab him''; he literally gets him off his back by throwing him through the air like a rag doll.]]
** [[spoiler: The grumpy face and arm cross Half Squat does after crawling onto dry land]]

* The fake previews at the beginning.

--->'''Kirk:''' You went ''full retard'', man. ''Never'' go full retard.

** Also, the scene immediately after that, when Les and his assistant attempt to convince Peck to abandon Tugg ''via'' bribery and, uh, dance.

-->'''Les:''' Oh, okay, Flaming Dragon. Fuckface. First, take take a big step back, and literally '''''[[SuddenlyShouting FUCK]]''''' '''[[SuddenlyShouting YOUR OWN FACE]]'''! Now, I don't know what kind of pan-Pacific bullshit power play you're trying to pull here, but Asia, jack, is my territory, so whatever you're thinking, you better think again because otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down an ungodly fuckin' firestorm upon you! [[ClusterFBomb You're gonna have to call the fuckin' United Nations to get a fuckin' binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you! I am talking scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you! I will FUCK YOU UP!]]